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You're on thin ice, CollegeHumor.
Eyy I’m technically pinned (again)😂
It's ironic that the punchline of this video is a mix of "subscribe to dropout" and "corporations and surveillance is bad" yet your own privacy policy for dropout collects identifiable private information for the intentions of resale.
What a drop out.
No
_"GREAT MINDS...THINK SOMETIMES."_
*It's true. Sometimes we...*
No Refunds sorry, it’s my turn on the brain.
Great minds think alike, but fools rarely differ.
Derek Louden actually, can I borrow that brain? I must feed upon your knowledge.
I like how you ended the comment. Very funny
*sandwitches!!!*
There's a guy at work that agrees with me on almost everything. I would feel better about his support if he wasn't a flat-earther.
Oof
I had a science teacher who believed the moon landing was fake. He wasn't stupid. He just had a stupid opinion.
@@PSspecialist People who believe in conspiracies about the moon landing or JFK or 9/11 shouldn't be put into the same box as flat earthers imo.
I don't believe in any of that stuff, but believing the earth is flat is an entirely different level of stupid than the other conspiracy theories.
@@benjoleo I disagree, they may not believe the same but they all deny experts equally. They also tend to create their own reality to make their narratives fit.
@@PSspecialist I would say your science teacher is actually on the same level as my co-worker. While my co-worker believes in something far more stupid than the moon-"hoax", your teacher was actually a science teacher. A science teacher who doesn't understand physics. That's kind of....special....
"I'm gonna have you...fired." Is a perfectly acceptable response to workplace puns
WE MUST PROTECT THE COMEDY AT ALL COSTS
I agree, joking about firing people is a great reference to the immolation's and firing squads used against oppressed minorities throughout history, who totally got what they deserved.
@@Kookie-zv4bu Did you even watch the video?
Jonathan Lumbreras the algorithm is unfortunately penalizing adult language more and more, even on adult-oriented content. Comedians gotta eat too, y'know
@@Kookie-zv4bu Now I do, which demonstrates how poorly constructed your joke was.
Raw footage of literally any political debate recorded by the opposite wing
That’s why the tiny amount of neonazis get so much news coverage in this country.
Songbird it’s such an abnormality amirite?
Hey what do you think the governments policy should be on younglings?
Chris Au not just the men, but the women and the children too
Songbird Huh?
Steve is the opposite of a wingman
We call him an 'anchor'
Bandit Raccoon This comment is underrated by far.
I’d call him an albatross
A kamikaze, if you will
Yo a furry got a heart
We are slowly taking over the world
“You’re on thin ice my man.”😠
The way they delivered that line seriously broke me.
I got a ❤️ from Collegehumor for the first time!🤩
Do u liek the event?
i agree tgao should be left alone on antartica to freeze to death
Hehe horribly puns... He would be amazing at Dad jokes. My boyfriend and him would get along like a house on fire
What would Grant and Ally do if someone just paid off their student loans? Would they still work at CollegeHumor? Is the entire company just a financial halfway house for desperate college graduates in debt?
oh no
@@ichijofestival2576 wooooooooooosh
I can't believe how much debt is just from college. University must make people impoverished... D:
It's no where near the expensive in Australia ..
And that's why it's called CollegeHumor
America is a financial halfway house for desperate college graduates in debt...
"There's nothing I like less than bad arguments for a view that I hold dear." - Daniel Dennett
@L'essaim Stop agreeing with me!
@L'essaim Arrgh!
_"Privacy is obviously just a made-up thing that helps immigrants hide."_
The most hilariously bigoted thing I've ever heard. I'ma use it.
No Refunds poop
Hahaha i agree
Yikes man, you need to calm down on the comments on EVERY CollegHumor video.
@@cherna4282 if his comment wasn't towards the top you would never see it. And I'm pretty sure that's what you're upset about. So don't be a salty prick.
@@cherna4282 So, you are here for every video but don't want me to comment? The sodium content of your reply is giving me heart disease.
“Your using ridiculous logic to come to the same conclusion as me and it makes me look terrible” I totally relate to that
This is a total mess. It starts with Grant taking a bite out of a mostly-eaten burger. Then it smashes to a cut of him putting down a completely whole burger. A couple of cuts later, neither of them have any food at all. I demand consistency in my light hearted comedy sketches!
I think that's the point, why else would they include the burgers
There's also the continuity issue with the unzipped shirt
I see you are still a member in this channel
Or…
You can’t see the missing bits because that’s on the far side from the camera.
And they put down their plates on the table and then pick them back up when leaving.
have you seen those burgers? they look too good to not eat omg
Did anyone else really want to know where they got those burgers from?
Drop in and out burger
@@Prinygod 😂😂😂
Yeah those looked great!
They look like the burgers shake shack use for their ads
Jollibee they have the pineapple burgers
How Tao is Grant?
You did it.
Much tao
Very much tao
Very tao. Completely zen.
@@dropout e
I thought you said how taco is grant😂😂
2:33 that implies grant has anywhere between 10k and 100k student loan debt. depending on if he means the monthly or yearly dropout price.
Watch Total Forgiveness! They stated he had $95K in debt
*GREAT MINDS THINK SOMETIMES*
Not ours.
@@dropout agreed
i'd like to think that Tao's puns were unscripted and that those were Alli's genuine reactions
Wait... is that why people do not like it when I agree with them?
If you're doing similar things to what are happening in the video, then yes.
I definitely agree with you on that
You guys have gone from a sketch comedy company to that and a full on production company with multiple great shows. You're all are truly impressive individuals. Thank you for what you do
This unfortunate did not age well
To be fair they have had multiple shows forever and it was always something they've done. The tech is better and the cast is the most diverse it's ever been. Also, Sam owns CH now. He acquired it in 2018
@@tejpatel5320 how hasn’t it aged well lol
@@tejpatel5320 it fortunately aged incredibly well
I think this video is implying something about my intelligence
I agree
@@carsonpolipenguin1142 I also agree. With the people who agree with the guy who started this conversation who agrees with Collegehumor which agrees with Grant who hates being agreed with by people but does it anyway.
agreed
2:15 He was saying "I forgot to ask you to join my 8chan forum".
You're on thin ice my man... God damn that delivery was amazing.
WHY ARE TAO'S BURGER REACTIONS SO PERFECT?
Also this whole skit was great.
Those “SUBTLE” Dropout puns/plugs during the video was hilarious.🤣
@Sinochu me too
Sinochu No, they want you to join their premium site so they don’t have to share money with Google.
They say dumb people, what they really meant was racists and racists are not people.
When you are roasting Joe Biden and a republican chimes in
“All the best chefs are gay dudes.”
*GORDON RAMSAY?*
that means he's in the closet.
Nam Phung he has a fucking daughter
Chaos Boi Boi Jevil it’s a jk lmao 🤣
"It's rancid! I'VE EATEN IT!"
He's actually a total knob gobbler. But you better not forget the fucking lamb sauce!🎆🎇🍆🇬🇧🎇🎆
Love the new blond guy, my new first choice to passionately hug from the collegehumour cast
okay everyone relax
The person doing the subtitles didn't understand "8-chan forum" I'm dead
(mumbles)
R/woosh
boba tea nope that doesn't work here
Am pretty sure he talks about
/leftpol/
@@poutountoustoutous3042 /leftpol/ is a weird fucking place, but at least the posts seem to be higher quality than 4chan /pol/.
me: makes a point
dumb friend: I agree
me: oh god what did I say wrong
I love how instead of asking grant about his opinion and beliefs the two other individuals began to believe Grant’s friend ideas were the same as grant’s showing how people don’t ask the source of information for the facts but instead whole heartedly accept what one person says to be true for the people of the group while they could just logically ask grant his beliefs and get rid of the confusion
It’s hard to win a argument against a smart person, but it is imposible to win a argument against a dumb person
"Let's all drop it"
"You mean dropout"
Your on thin ice my man
I didnt get it why is tao on thin ice?
@@jawwadkhan7430 The joke is that his pun is dumb and he's inching towards being a sellout shill (see: Tao wearing a Dropout hoodie during this entire video)
Tao: Brings up Dropout
Ally: *is frustrated
Me: You and me both... You and me both.
@@Natalie-101 ... What does "nb" means? ... English isn't my first language so if I did something wrong - or offensive :( - with what I said I really need more explanation because all I meant to say was that I was tired of CollegeHumor trying to promote Dropout on every video...
@@damienp6375 Non-Binary, so, doesn't fit into either girl OR guy in terms of gender, their identity is somewhere in the middle or outside of the male/female binary. Ally goes by "they" instead of she or he. :)
@@damienp6375 it's okay! nb is non binary, so Ally uses they/them pronouns
Damien P, “nb” is short for non binary, which basically means Ally is not a girl or boy
Oh okay. Didn't know that, thanks. (Changed it)
Ohhhh it’s called dropout because it’s collegehumor and some people drop out of college
...are you 12?
@@nhimcon6750 Doesn't make he/she 12. Are you 12 for jumping into such a seemingly random assumption?
Anon S. There’s also an assumption that a 12 year old would understand college references more than any other age?
So you’re 14
Lets just hope that drop out doesn't drop the ball when it comes to creating high quality content each month
2:23 That smile
This reminds me of that Onion article: "Heartbreaking: The worst person you know just made a great point."
But it's like the reverse of that.
Steve, much like most of college humor’s audience, wants to get in Grant’s pants.
Be like Steve
Mark Buxton I don’t
I’m not into twinks
@@ivatigerfox2548 dont lie to yourself my man
@@ivatigerfox2548 biggest lie detected.
Plot twist: Steve's just into Grant and that's why agrees with him so much.
Grant must be how sabaton feels
A fellow man of culture I see
"We're going to rob *big* businesses!"
Ima keep it real, let's do this one
They robbed us first. Let’s rob them back 🥳
0:20 D_mn it, Ally! They were actually having an intelligent conversation...
0:40 oops... That went downhill.
Oma Rumunna Damn
"Rob from big companies"
No no, he has a point
Grant: *is a minority*
Steve: we should keep fire arms away from minorities
XD you make an excellent point
"Great minds think alike, but fools rarely differ"
Why are all of the sketches lunch based now? What are they planning?
Another lunch probably?
We're launching a subscription based lunch platform in August. There. Cat's out of the bag.
@@dropout I knew it. Send a burger
grilled pineapple on a burger sounds delicious D:
Agree.
thanos was right
This was in Pulp Fiction. This is not new
CollegeHumor Ya’ll ever get plantains on a burger? They have them at those Bouji Sugar Factory restaurants and they’re delicious.
honestly what's with the hate on pineapple.. it's good on pizzas too
Steve: *says some shit
Ally: "wtf Grant??"
“For 0.005% of my student loan debt” woah, not trying to go into debt myself
Little did Ally know that their plan to have Tao fired would work a little too well.
"We're gonna rob big businesses and track everybody!" Actually, I am totally on board with that first point..
Is it only me or does that burger looks good
It isn't only you, I as well was distracted by the good lookingness of the burgers.
The burgers are from Hook Burger. My favorite burger spot. Idk how many are out there in the country but we have them here in LA
This was honestly a really great sketch. Just the right amount of stupid, but also a lot of clever writing.
Why can't I rob people I disagree with?
i agree on this one
The Dropout jokes hit different in 2024
WAIT WAIT WAIT, I, at first, thought steve was blonde brendan. lol
It is too distracting to watch burgers and fries regenerating 🤣
Grant acting like student loans are "his whole thing" when we know being thirsty is his whole thing
"Hi my name is... fifty??" - BLM on BN on Grant
Steve is the Olympic Gold Medalist for jumping to conclusions...
@Michael Freed are you trying to say youre really an airplane?
agreed
“Great minds think sometimes” is my squads motto
“Hmm now why would you think that’s my point?” Lmaoo i loved the delivery of this line
0:32 the entire state of California when passing the Mulford Act (1967)
I literally have a coworker that does this to everyone ALL THE TIME. Even going so far as to claim his bad ideas were originally yours when they don't work.
Like that scene from It's Always Sunny where Charlie argues that a human could blow a sign off a building Mac disagrees with him and then he proves himself wrong and insists that it was Mac who had that opinion
@@FrancisR420 no. Its worse. He will tell the sergeant to his face while you are right next to him that he was completely against the idea but I wouldn't take no for an answer. You just stand there in disbelief thinking hes just making a joke. Nope. He believes his own lies
I love how they're mad at Grant for what Steve says but not mad at Steve.
"we should rob them" lowkey tho
Ally: “Grant, where did you get these burgers?”
Grant: “from *drop* in n *out* burger”
Steve’s sweatshirt got zipped back up between shots. They thought we didn’t notice… but we did
And Tao was never in a sketch again.
Also, I never realised how terrible Grant's opinions were.
"We're gonna rob big businesses and track everybody."
Ok, but I'm hella down for this.
just want to remind everybody that being anti gay is not just a "disagreement" or "a different opinion" and it's absolutely okay to rob anti-gay businesses :)
Ok but robbing a homophobic burger joint sounds great tho
This is actually a fun game to play on people with strong opinions.
His jacket zipped itself up while he was ranting about anarchy.
Dropout: (Exists)
Everyone: Ugh...
It's a shame that she really did have him fired
Oh shit really? I havent been followin college humour lately
You're right, I will stop agreeing with you on everything!
Never had this problem. Never seen this happen. But I understand the sentiment
I'm surprised grant didn't choke on his burger.
1:00
s l i c k
THIS... this is basically what happens to every well thought out argument on the internet. Cracked did something similar back in the day.
"I agree. Nothing matters. ANARCHY FOREVER!" I've been living by this credo since middle school. lol
@Dennis Helgi I. Too? Am Curious??
Dennis Helgi Anarchists and communists agree on almost everything it only seems like a contradiction because you’ve already conceptualized them both in your head but don’t actually understand either.
@Dennis Helgi "Total freedom in a consequence-free universe!"
Both those things aren't true of reality, so who's delusional now
@Dennis Helgi Literally nobody here is a communist; you're tilting at windmills, bruv. What the others were trying to point out earlier is that, from an academic perspective, communism and anarchism (as structured politico-governmental ideologies) are syncretic. In practice, communism has led to totalitarian regimes because it's easy to implement a hierarchical system over a lack of any real social structure; anarchism has never been put to test, but would likely be as open to abuse by the self-serving.
You give me weird neocon/ancap/libertarian vibes and it skeeves me out. Sorry if this has been overly confrontational 🙃
Anarchy is dumb. Basically if you support anarchy you support rape of women. Because that's what would happen under anarchy. I need not point out why that is wrong.
That zipper continuity problem at 2:10
Grilled pineapple burger i need to try this !!
I would love that!
Yeah that actually sounds pretty good
My bf swears by it. It's his fav topping 😂😂
you people are insane
Straya
"I'm gonna have you fired" that was so brutal 😂
First thing I do when I click on a CollegeHumor vid is scan the drop down to see if *Brennan* 👨🏻🦰 is featuring 🔍🧐
fla la brennan is my camp counselor he's a great guy
"You can't just rob people you don't agree with!"
🤓🤓🤓🤓
Not gonna lie, when I clicked on this video I fully assumed Grant was gonna be the dumb person agreeing with someone 😂
Even though it's a blatant abuse of privacy, tracking all purchases (including those of grilled pineapples) would finally settle the debate concerning the absolutely best hamburger topping.
It's grilled mushrooms you are welcome.
Ally saying “I’m gonna have you fired.” did not age well 😔
why? :O
@@stefanmakara373 In January 2020, CollegeHumor had to lay off more than 100 employees in NY and LA, due to loss of funding. The good news is that the site is now owned by Sam Reich (through CH Media)
I really thought they're dropping the hints here.. Dropout's "Thin ice". And this fired words. I lowkey wanna think that's their inside jokes lol. Theyve been paying too much for illuminatis probs lol
i agree
@@sundhaug92 Wait isn’t the website still shut down?
This is funnier when u know Reagen implemented gun control in california in response to the black panthers being armed 💀
I agree with you for all the wrong reasons.
As a dumb person I take offense to this
Ok but like... we should rob big businesses
At least the ones owned by bigots.
i love how the subtitles don't even wanna say 8chan, it's just "(mumbles)"
1:39 Now See This I Agree With.
Damn Patrick was great in this sketch
the food in the mouth talking is distracting me. augh! anarchy
they never ate the burgers.....
Just by the way - pineapple really is great on burgers. Also on everything.
Try a pineapple, ham and cheese toastie (even better as a jaffle if you have a jaffle iron)
The second I saw Grant with a burger...
Horrible flashbacks