I don't think we need to bring these 26+ year olds out of their pensions for this. We should give them respect and allow them to live out their lives in homes.
I represent a company that produces walkers that give people a second chance at standing and having forward mobility. We are looking for age-appropriate models to demonstrate and pose for our brochures and ad campaigns, contact us through Almost Dust and maybe we can put you somewhere, (no guarantees though). We are rooting for you.
@@Adriana-eu6ty ah yes, Facebook., the haven of the elderly. Someone should probably link Ryan's video there so it can get some *mature* female eyes on it.
But lets be real… I’m totally agist… i hate old people. They the reason for all the stupid and careless decisions… dusty boomers can go eat covid of the ass. Gtfo already slow dusty fools.
Wow, your great-great grandmother(GGGM) is only slightly more than half MY age! As a 54 year old, I'm CERTAIN that there are men out there, who are in their late 60s+, who 'may' still be interested in casually dating someone of your GGGM's age. So there's no reason for her to think that her love life is over just yet!
I heard about that! Her pimp fired her 12 years ago when she aged out and she’s been unable to renter the sex industry ever since! Such a tragic story…
This is the problem with the WOKE LEFT. Ok sure, fine MAYBE we let 26 year olds play frumpy side-characters...but where does that lead to? What's your real agenda? In 10 years time we'll have 30 year old woman JUST STARTING to get into acting. You heard it here first.
@@staatsanwaltschaftemskirch4709 no you can as a women if you are actually good enough in what you do and smart enough to not get cheated by other people
@@rightleftproduction8125 Women's beauty and sexual market value declines rapidly after 25, and definitely after 27. And once she hits 30, if she hasn't married, or had kids, her probability of finding a Husband goes down the gutter, and her probability of getting successfully pregnant drops by a whopping 65% to 75%, and the number goes up each year.
I actually met a 31 year old woman the other day. Yes, they exist, and yes it was absolutely repulsive. We, as a society have to take a long look at ourselves and find compassion. There is no good reason for why we torture these women by allowing them to get that old and this sexually unattractive.
I am 42 and cashier still asks my ID when I purchased can of beer ( they ask if they think you look under 33) by our law. Otherwise in my age if I would put my real age on dating app I would have a chance to meet some " really hot" Mr viagras of age 60 and up. Hell no. I would not take any old farts.
As a twenty-seven year old great grandma, I appreciate your kindness, but I don't think my arthritic hips could handle the Victoria's Secret runway routine anymore. The glory days were nice while they lasted, though.
@@notsmine9191 I don't watch the runway shows because the amount of abs on those ladies make my grandmotherly ego plummet, but someday, when silver is the new sexy, I may get back into the catwalk. ;)
34 years old myself. I only hope to make it to my platinum years like you. Is it true that the older you get the better the Dust benefits get? Do they really upgrade your walker tennis balls at 36?
I just saw this in The Guardian, outrage piece against LDC, the thing is about two weeks ago the same paper had an article encouraging middle aged women to go for guys half their age and had the same thing a couple of weeks before that. In the interests of fairness it has a positive attitude towards twenty six year old guys in the UK who go for girls half their age particularly if they embrace the mixed race aspect.
Right - it's fine if it's the other way around but 'problematic' if it's older men and younger women. No doubt a marxist rag like The Guardian would frame this in terms of breaking the Patriarchy or a power imbalance between an older man and a defenseless whamen who cannot make decisions for herself. It's a simple evolutionary trait that men are attracted to youth because it's a sub-concious signifier of fertility. Whereas women are attracted to status because it's a sub-concious signifier of good genes and the ability to provide resources. Status is something that takes time to develop whereas youth is something that all woman have and lose over time, some quicker than others. This idea of cougars going out and snapping up younger men is a fantasy - the majority of women are no longer attractive to men after the age of about 40.
As a 25 y/o woman, it eases my mind that people like you exist who'll support me when my bones no longer will in about 7 months' time when their density will plummet drastically upon my birthday.
This is even funnier than I thought it’d be when he brainstormed it on the Boyscast. By the way, if you don’t listen to the Boyscast then you ain’t one of the boys.
"Provided you're still walking on your own." Reminds me of Jenna Maroney in 30 Rock flying to LA to make it in Hollywood. "Excuse me, ma'am, do you need a wheelchair to baggage claim?"
Sent this to my 29yo wife and she's crying now. Thanks a lot Ryan. Now that her self-esteem is trashed and she knows that shes almost dust, she will never leave me.
I was a 33 year old woman when I got to see Ryan and Danny perform live. I was even able to walk up to meet them by myself after the show. Where's my mention in The Guineas Book of World Records?
I'm 51 but identify as 24. (I have a 22 year old daughter, so it would be ridiculous if I identified as any younger, right?) I appreciate what you are doing for these older women of almost 30. Almost Dust, such a well considered business name. 😂😂😂 Seriously though, that was pure gold. I nearly peeded my pants I laughed so much. No really, I almost did because I'm way past 26. 🙃
It's so heartwarming that you're giving a chance to ask those 26 year old geriatrics out there. Hopefully you're not to grossed out by their false teeth and plastic surgery
Big bear has a great video on Leo’s unfortunate relationship with his….agent. When he was a child. And the agent was in his 40’s. We are witnessing the fallout from that.
We are witnessing a man with options, and the hysteria that such a concept generates. If he isn't desperately begging for any woman who will have him, it might give the rest of us ideas.
@@oldguy9051 yeah, like trying to save South Vietnam from communist slavery. When we quit, her communist buddies came in and machine gunned thousands of South Vietnamese
Ryan Long is a SAINT for his sacrifice. Willing to sleep with older women 26 to 30. Does the philanthropy ever stop for you? Thank you for your service!🤣
Oh c’mon we all know most of Hollywood likes’em younger than that... way younger? *revs industrial high power oversized chainsaw *Berserk/ARIA beat trap mix drops on time perfectly...
I don't think we need to bring these 26+ year olds out of their pensions for this. We should give them respect and allow them to live out their lives in homes.
Yeah, let them live their last few years in peace
😂
They just need a companion animal, like a dog, that greets them from time to time, and they are golden.
Home? Do you mean apartment?
Yeah, they earned that retirement, putting hard work in with their backs!
Sorry, sorry, hard work ON their backs.
As a 26 year old, this almost made my dentures fall out as my jaw dropped. I would love to be your client, thank you for this service to our community
26? Your dream of being on Leo's yacht is over. Ryan is your best shot in your twilight years.
@@Martian74 I’ll take what I can get 🤷♀️
I represent a company that produces walkers that give people a second chance at standing and having forward mobility. We are looking for age-appropriate models to demonstrate and pose for our brochures and ad campaigns, contact us through Almost Dust and maybe we can put you somewhere, (no guarantees though). We are rooting for you.
🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾😂😂😂
Want some Metamucil?
As a 30 year old woman I appreciate the gesture but I'm more focused on spending time with my great grandchildren and enjoying my retirement.
Hello, fellow grandma 👵🏻👵🏻
Amazing that we had the courage to leave facebook and come to this video.
@@Adriana-eu6ty ah yes, Facebook., the haven of the elderly. Someone should probably link Ryan's video there so it can get some *mature* female eyes on it.
Are you sure you wouldn't be open for a Golden Girls reboot?
my granny just had a new hip installed stop talking to non jewish doctors!!!! its all a scam you have to follow dr immeni protocols!!!
@@ZIbroweed i did my part. I have shared the link in my bingo group.
So glad to see people like this amazing man supporting these total cougars.
😂😂😂
TH-cam can totally stop 'Taylor'ing bots for me any day, please.
But lets be real… I’m totally agist… i hate old people. They the reason for all the stupid and careless decisions… dusty boomers can go eat covid of the ass. Gtfo already slow dusty fools.
im donating cat litter.
@@888ssss can I have some?
Doing the Lord's work sir...my great-great grandmother is almost 28 and, truly, you're giving her a second lease on life. Thank you
Go back to Cuba, we are full.
Wow, your great-great grandmother(GGGM) is only slightly more than half MY age! As a 54 year old, I'm CERTAIN that there are men out there, who are in their late 60s+, who 'may' still be interested in casually dating someone of your GGGM's age. So there's no reason for her to think that her love life is over just yet!
How old are you? Negative 20? Lol. Oh sorry, that's such a youthist question, forgive me...
How haha
I heard about that! Her pimp fired her 12 years ago when she aged out and she’s been unable to renter the sex industry ever since! Such a tragic story…
You are such a kind person, even volunteering your body to make them feel like they have something left to live for.
What an example of dedication! True hero!
@@mrmines2000 also, there is word "cougar" in courage, not without a reason, I guess...
A true hero
@MrX Your inbox must be exploding.
Anyone wanna have a discussion about euthanasia?
Would have been really nice if he put subtitles on screen, you know for the ladies with hearing problems.
🏆
OoF
@@josephsmith2417 common Tate W
They’d have to be bigger though or else I have to get out my readers.
also hard to get some of his phrases for non native speakers :)
Your compassion for these supermodels in their 20's is a true inspiration. I'd be happy to offer assistance before it's too late for them...
Send them my way too lmao
I'll take Funky Fourths
I am able to take 2 or 3 out of the kindness of my heart. They deserve love!
Future generations will be told - Ryan was gold, bold, and ice cold in his support for the old.
Lol.
damn! 🤣
I really hope his is the only surviving media that exists so billions of years from now the future race actually believes this is how we progressed.
@@vixxxenfoxxx3660 they shall use these teaching to put those 26 year olds in line
I don't wanna live in a world where 26 year-olds don't have a shot with successful hollywood actors. No, sir!
This is the problem with the WOKE LEFT.
Ok sure, fine MAYBE we let 26 year olds play frumpy side-characters...but where does that lead to? What's your real agenda?
In 10 years time we'll have 30 year old woman JUST STARTING to get into acting. You heard it here first.
Do you say 26-27year-olds women deserves the same opportunities as a 22years old? Get out here!
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There are plenty of B-List actors who make a very good living and would be willing to take them out to Applebees
You should be the guy that bangs in that age range.
Remember ladies, you're never too old for cats.
But you can get too old for the cats.
This man is so generous. Just think how much he has to sacrifice for these old leftovers.
“Just like antiques or cheese” had me dying.
26 year old cheese!
He didn’t mention whine, that does *not* age well
"Provided you're still walking on your own" was gold too :D
specialy the salty crusted cheeses
yeah he forgot the wine
If you’re *over 25* you can still *thrive*
As a guy
@@staatsanwaltschaftemskirch4709 no you can as a women if you are actually good enough in what you do and smart enough to not get cheated by other people
@@rightleftproduction8125 Good luck passing an Harvey Weinstein audition as a 27 year old...
@@DavidSmith-ef4eh what is that idk
@@rightleftproduction8125 Women's beauty and sexual market value declines rapidly after 25, and definitely after 27. And once she hits 30, if she hasn't married, or had kids, her probability of finding a Husband goes down the gutter, and her probability of getting successfully pregnant drops by a whopping 65% to 75%, and the number goes up each year.
I actually met a 31 year old woman the other day. Yes, they exist, and yes it was absolutely repulsive. We, as a society have to take a long look at ourselves and find compassion. There is no good reason for why we torture these women by allowing them to get that old and this sexually unattractive.
old women give birth to down syndrom babies
Logans run?
Sounds rough and good to hear you are safe
I am 42 and cashier still asks my ID when I purchased can of beer ( they ask if they think you look under 33) by our law. Otherwise in my age if I would put my real age on dating app I would have a chance to meet some " really hot" Mr viagras of age 60 and up. Hell no. I would not take any old farts.
@@tyyneviljakainen5108 OMG are you a 42 year old woman? If so, that's absolutely disgusting and something you should keep to yourself.
As a twenty-seven year old great grandma, I appreciate your kindness, but I don't think my arthritic hips could handle the Victoria's Secret runway routine anymore. The glory days were nice while they lasted, though.
Have you seen their models lately?
You could even be 28 and just smashing anything else they do.
@@notsmine9191 I don't watch the runway shows because the amount of abs on those ladies make my grandmotherly ego plummet, but someday, when silver is the new sexy, I may get back into the catwalk. ;)
I never knew Ryan was so into Gilfs, not my kink, but I never kink shame
As a 37 year old woman, this kills me 😂 where’s my walker ?
“ so you can stroll down the runway provided that you can still walk”.
34 years old myself. I only hope to make it to my platinum years like you. Is it true that the older you get the better the Dust benefits get? Do they really upgrade your walker tennis balls at 36?
Congrats on learning to use the internet.
I'm 39 so I might have to hobble down, holding on to someone's arm.
Once upon a time there was a culture that venerated women into old age and beyond.
@@therealpatriarchy past 28 even?
I just saw this in The Guardian, outrage piece against LDC, the thing is about two weeks ago the same paper had an article encouraging middle aged women to go for guys half their age and had the same thing a couple of weeks before that. In the interests of fairness it has a positive attitude towards twenty six year old guys in the UK who go for girls half their age particularly if they embrace the mixed race aspect.
Ooch!! Right in the actually happened!
True
Right - it's fine if it's the other way around but 'problematic' if it's older men and younger women. No doubt a marxist rag like The Guardian would frame this in terms of breaking the Patriarchy or a power imbalance between an older man and a defenseless whamen who cannot make decisions for herself.
It's a simple evolutionary trait that men are attracted to youth because it's a sub-concious signifier of fertility. Whereas women are attracted to status because it's a sub-concious signifier of good genes and the ability to provide resources. Status is something that takes time to develop whereas youth is something that all woman have and lose over time, some quicker than others.
This idea of cougars going out and snapping up younger men is a fantasy - the majority of women are no longer attractive to men after the age of about 40.
@@dylanfarnum1488 I know right. They're basically begging for it.
There are actually like, outrage articles about who DiCaprio fucks? This is the world we live in? 🤦♀️
Finally a fight I can get behind. Ryan, thank you
As a 25 y/o woman, it eases my mind that people like you exist who'll support me when my bones no longer will in about 7 months' time when their density will plummet drastically upon my birthday.
Your eggs will drastically plummet though
Haha
You knew you created gold when you joked about this on the podcast and I’m so glad it stuck with you lmfao
This is one of of the best ones yet. Almost as good as "not antifa, window repair". Loved it
It's been such a pleasure seeing your work blossom. You're fucking hilarious AND doing gods work
Those gags are on point, Ryan. 😅
Hah! You made the sketch, I saw the genesis of this in one of your boyscast episodes ❤️
This is even funnier than I thought it’d be when he brainstormed it on the Boyscast.
By the way, if you don’t listen to the Boyscast then you ain’t one of the boys.
Came here to say this too
Guess I'm a girl now then
My thoughts exactly
@@PieroMinayaRojas Bruh you’re missing out if you ain’t listening to the Boyscast.
@@waynejohnson1786 I know, I was just kidding
"Provided you're still walking on your own."
Reminds me of Jenna Maroney in 30 Rock flying to LA to make it in Hollywood. "Excuse me, ma'am, do you need a wheelchair to baggage claim?"
Sent this to my 29yo wife and she's crying now. Thanks a lot Ryan. Now that her self-esteem is trashed and she knows that shes almost dust, she will never leave me.
Okay, this one was great. Not too long, not too short, just the right amount, much like the length of DiCaprio's relationships
The last bit of reading glaces; felt personal.😂😂🤣🤣💀 I was able to function without my glaces until this year (26).🤣🤣😂😂💀
Every line in this parody made me laugh! Every line. That doesn't happen often. Absolute Gold.
I’m in my late 30s, communicating from the grave to say THANK YOU for helping my sisters who have just laced up their silver sneakers.
It's a limited offer you should also apply only limited seats are available
I saw you in Edmonton. You are awesome and so is this video. Good job, brother
I was a 33 year old woman when I got to see Ryan and Danny perform live. I was even able to walk up to meet them by myself after the show. Where's my mention in The Guineas Book of World Records?
Did you say 33? Eewww gross
@Danny Al Exactly what I was thinking.
Well, you did need to hold your grandson's arm in order to make it up those steps.
@Danny Al How'd you know they're single and childless?
@Danny Al Yeah you seem really intelligent. 🤣
Putting the age in agency.
If she complains about "ageism," dump her, bro.
@honestrat03 who said that?
Your relationship is fragile because your girlfriend's mind is fragile and she is easily influenced.@honestrat03
or you can encourage her to be an Hollywood actress and get Ryan to be her agent. Don't forget to collect your royalty fees.
*YOU DID IT!* 😂
*Heard you mention the idea on the Boyscast*
*_(not just for boys 😉)_*
I’m really impressed at how many roles, jobs, and titles Ryan has.
He's a real life Johnny sins
Love it. Loved seeing this idea fleshed out on the last podcast with Kyle.
Ryan, I salute your altruism, and your willingness to lower your standards of who you sleep with, for the greater good!
Older women need lovin' too!
WHAT A BRAVE AND INSPIRATIONAL VIDEO ... BRAVO !
ALMOST DUST - I AM LAUGHING MY OLD ASS OFF RIGHT NOW!!!!!! THIS WAS GOLD, RYAN.
That was beyond hysterical.. comedic genius!! Jaw dropping hysterics the whole time!!
Leonardo DiCaprio just went to the hospital. He wants to attend the birth of his next girlfriend.
"The grit and grizzle". Goodness, that's funny. So glad you went further with this idea lol.
Love hearing this come into fruition on last weeks episode
I'm 51 but identify as 24. (I have a 22 year old daughter, so it would be ridiculous if I identified as any younger, right?)
I appreciate what you are doing for these older women of almost 30.
Almost Dust, such a well considered business name.
😂😂😂 Seriously though, that was pure gold. I nearly peeded my pants I laughed so much. No really, I almost did because I'm way past 26. 🙃
The holding back vomiting at mention of 26+ was Boss Level comedy.
As long as we're still shipping them to "the island" on their 30th, this is fine by me.
You guys definitely had way too much fun filming this lol
I remember the sketch pitch from the podcast, you actually did it you madman ;D
Glad to see Ryan "back" with a hit!
It's so heartwarming that you're giving a chance to ask those 26 year old geriatrics out there. Hopefully you're not to grossed out by their false teeth and plastic surgery
bahahah i think i heard this idea on ryan and danny's " the boys" podcast a few episodes ago
Awesome! Heard y'all talking about this in a cast. Love to see a plan come together!
Big bear has a great video on Leo’s unfortunate relationship with his….agent. When he was a child. And the agent was in his 40’s. We are witnessing the fallout from that.
We are witnessing a man with options, and the hysteria that such a concept generates. If he isn't desperately begging for any woman who will have him, it might give the rest of us ideas.
The Lord's work Ryan, thank you.
I watch this as my parents are downstairs loudly arguing
Funny as always! Thanks for not skipping over Portland on your tour, we promise it's not a complete dumpster fire!
In other news, Jane Fonda, 84 (that's three times 28), is still working in Hollywood and after fighting ageism in the 1980s now fights cancer, again.
Maybe she can do a commercial for North Viet Nam
@@LynyrdSkynyrd.4Ever Yeah, why not? After all the sh*t the USA did to that country.
@@oldguy9051 yeah, like trying to save South Vietnam from communist slavery. When we quit, her communist buddies came in and machine gunned thousands of South Vietnamese
I’m 27, and I would have liked this video, but my arthritis prevents me from extending my finger.
Thank you Ryan!!! Gods work
It's about time somebody did this! Thank you, Mr Green!
This agent gets it. The wall comes for all women, and here he is ready to help them line up against it.
Thanks for speaking up king
"Almost Dust"... lmfao
They can do a lot with CGI these days. You go girl!
Almost Dist. OMG
Leo is living the dream. Stay strong, brother. Haters are just jealous.
Being almost 50 with no long term partner nor kids. Fucking 20 year olds for life isn't everyone's dream lol. I would love his money though
@@cngotham4111 whatever you say Al Bundy.
@@mayormccheese6171 holy shit I forgot all about that show.
James Cameron’s _Titanic:_ **turns 25 years old**
Leonardo DiCaprio: _”I was never in that movie.”_
THIS IS SO BRAVE RYAN , YOU DESERVE THE WORLD
The only real comedy channel still out there
Good one, Ryan.
“Provided you can walk on your own” 😂😂😂
'As long as they're still walking on their own.' Brace yourself.
The wall defeats them all.
Soooo funny! This is one of your best ones.
@WhatsApp㈩ ①⑤⑦⓪④⑥④④⑧⑧④ SPAM
I’m 28 and thanks so much young man!!! 😂
I used to volunteer with the elderly too. It makes you feel nice to do something for someone that society has thrown away.
Good one.
1:30 you said 'after 1994'
But it would be before 1994
Good catch! Wouldn’t wanna be on the wrong side of that!
I was hoping this would get made when they were knocking it around
on the boyscast.
Almost dust... brilliant 👏 👏 👏 👏
This is hilarious 😂 two thumbs up 👍 ! More please 🙏 ! Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Hilarious 😂
" What if I told you that dinosaurs didn't have to be extinct?" - 🤣
Ryan’s ability to troll the world is unstoppable.
Hey Ryan, great video. What happened to your eyebrows?
I helped a 27 year old cross the street the other day.
🤔 What do women and Christmas gifts have on common? 😳
🤣 DiCaprio has figured it out. 🤣
My man has mastered the art of satire.
As a 51 year old, it brings me joy to know that people young enough to be my kids can still have a chance in their golden years.
This is about the funniest and most genius skit I’ve ever seen. And I’m 53? Got any work me?
Thank God at last someone is doing this
The boyscast pod cast has become a reality
This had me rolling.....holy shitttt
Ryan Long is a SAINT for his sacrifice. Willing to sleep with older women 26 to 30. Does the philanthropy ever stop for you? Thank you for your service!🤣
Oh c’mon we all know most of Hollywood likes’em younger than that... way younger?
*revs industrial high power oversized chainsaw
*Berserk/ARIA beat trap mix drops on time perfectly...
The Wall is undefeated
Hey ! Mr Decaprio happens to be an "under twenty five model sexual". Don't hate his gender.