Omg i have my headphones on while watching this video and I heard a kid cough in the background. So I started looking around because my sister sometimes drop her kids off unannounced. I was about to be like “oh hell no she didn’t! Not again!”. Lol
LMAO at people who wanna make money! I know a few people like that and I can't stand them!! I work 40 hrs a week but you can't get up and work a job! (Side eye) But you on point with ALL of that YASSSS!
Flesh to toilet!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣I almost passed out at The Walmart when my baby sat on the seat bare!!! I wanted to just throw the whole booty in the trash...but....they were out on on aisle A6, so.....
I'm just now seeing this video July 2020. I have health insurance! But with all the BS going on in these hospitals now I wouldn't dare go. Even when I cut my hand at work! I cleaned it wrapped up in some band-aids, looked at it the next day and said I'm fine it's still attached😁
That is so funny about not trusting people who shave off their eyebrows and then tried to draw another on me and my cousin was just talking about that it's so weird LOL
Nawl... with these high deductible trash insurance plans employers trying to push off.... getting looked at is still a whole year’s light bill.... Canada Dry and Vick’s all you need
The ramen one. Only time I ever eat raw ass ramen is if I'm truly truly broke at work and still somehow I usually have hot sauce. (Look.... I never run out of hot sauce at work OR at home)
Everything that u said was so glad I didn’t fit none of those love u EJ u know I my 2nd BF in my head I had to have my BF sub 2 ur channel I told her u speak so real an it fits us to a T u keep me laughing ur one of the best TH-camrs out Period!!!!
I don't trust anyone. Never did. And. Never will. And. I know that. It probably ain't good way to live. But. Why should I. And. With everything that I been had through in my life. What. I had learned from it. Is not to ever trust anyone.
Don't trust ppl who shave off their eyebrows and draw 🎨 a line across where the eyebrow was. Lol lol lol. I almost fell off the bed 🛌 from laughing so hard. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 cause I have a sister who does this but, I love ❤️. By the way, what color is your lipstick and another color you wear is a lighter version? Where can I get them? Stay funny and beautiful
I fuck with the 1st 3 & #4. Ramen noodles got enough flava by itself. And my body doesn't support me squatting, so I sit skin 2 porcelain, cause otherwise I would s#%t lying Face down on the flor.
Ok, but is it ok to stand on the commode when no paper protector is available? You kind of stand and squat? Is that lady like. Wait, I can't hold it, nevermind I 'm just going to yell for somebody to bring some.
Dont trust me.........I want money to not work.......lol I'm just stressed and tired from all the jobs I have ever done.........arrrrrrrggggghhhhh. Me here in Indeed ans Glassdoor.......guess you can trust me.......lol
SOME OF US...(Okay, me) draw our eyebrows on because I have a problem with having hair one color, and then your eyebrows are a different color altogether. Blonde hair, light brown eyebrows, brown hair, brown eyebrows, black hair, black eyebrows. And yes, I've done it with blue, green, purple, except pink. You have to go with light brown with the pink hair. Just do up the pink eyeshadow and lipstick. That Madonna look BOTHERS me.
"All you'll need is one bundle of hair" LMAOOOOO girl!!
You definitely deserve more likes...
Love from Pakistan.
March in with the family 👨👩👧🤦🏾♀️
"All I'm going to do is drink a Coke and take a nap." LMAO!!!!! LOL!!!! I'M DONE!!!! LOL!!!!
She said..."Ummmm have Several Seats!"😅😂🤣
Not the Uterus 🤦🏾♀️🤣🤣🤣
Omg i have my headphones on while watching this video and I heard a kid cough in the background. So I started looking around because my sister sometimes drop her kids off unannounced. I was about to be like “oh hell no she didn’t! Not again!”. Lol
Mettle Heart kkkkkkkkkk
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"Now who was it that died?" I'm done. Lol
My employers had health insurance and wouldn't go to the Dr LMAO
I guess I’m on trustworthy because I’m here like two or three times, LOL! What can I say, I like plain Ramen!
Me too @ plain ramen!😆🤣😂🤣
LMAO at people who wanna make money! I know a few people like that and I can't stand them!! I work 40 hrs a week but you can't get up and work a job! (Side eye) But you on point with ALL of that YASSSS!
I work 40 hours a week too but I wish like hell i had random employers sending me a check... Thats the life right there
Big box tv and ipad/pod...hilarious
Shut up girl I got that big TV 🤣😅😂😀😁😭 hey it still works 🤷🏽♀️😌🤦🏾♀️
SHES SO FUNNY - SO PRETTY- SO REAL💖
Bleeding from their stomach and won’t go to the dr.. lmaooo
Thank you ma and the good lord for making my night before bed lol
Funny! All the time. Thanks for the truth and laughter 😂
Okay...WAIT...how is it that I am JUST finding this hilarity???!!! Brilliant I tell you...Brilliant!!!
Flesh to toilet!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣I almost passed out at The Walmart when my baby sat on the seat bare!!!
I wanted to just throw the whole booty in the trash...but....they were out on on aisle A6, so.....
bruh I'm on this list like 3 times hahaha
Lmbo!!!!
LMAOOOO!!!! Girl, you are hilarious!
I'm just now seeing this video July 2020. I have health insurance! But with all the BS going on in these hospitals now I wouldn't dare go. Even when I cut my hand at work! I cleaned it wrapped up in some band-aids, looked at it the next day and said I'm fine it's still attached😁
She nailed it with the pregnancy skit🤣🤣🤣.
You're my new favourite TH-camr! I love your videos and you are so right about a lot of things!
The box tv killed me! 🤣 and unfortunately I was the eyebrow girl in high school 😂
I literally lysol every toilet, before I sit down and I'm still straddling pt afterwards.
Hey hey hey be e z about the eyebrows 😂😂😂😂😂😂I’m a natural Whoopi on my brows 😂 😂😂😂
Girllllll u is crazy EJ....NOT ONE BUNDLE 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😭😂😭😂😭😭😭😂😭😂
People who dont wash their hands or wash them long enough 18 to 20 second bare minimum...after they use the bathroom.
Coronavirus boundm
This comment aged well!
You have the prettiest eyes.
EJ Speaks is a Genius 🎀👑
That is so funny about not trusting people who shave off their eyebrows and then tried to draw another on me and my cousin was just talking about that it's so weird LOL
girrrlll drinking a coke to fix my illnesses is completely me. it works tho lmao
lmbooooooo not ONE BUNDLE tho' hahahahaaaaaaaa!! Def. can't trust'em! hehe
Nawl... with these high deductible trash insurance plans employers trying to push off.... getting looked at is still a whole year’s light bill.... Canada Dry and Vick’s all you need
Girl you called me out a couple times on this one 😭😭. I HATE going to the doctor and will only go if absolutely necessary 😖😭
“NOT ONE BUNDLE” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The ramen one. Only time I ever eat raw ass ramen is if I'm truly truly broke at work and still somehow I usually have hot sauce. (Look.... I never run out of hot sauce at work OR at home)
OMG!!! New Subscriber Friend here from Faz Kids 💕 So glad I found your channel!😂🤣😂🤣😂
I love your content!!
I feel attacked😂😂😂😂
“You gone die. You gone die. You gone drink a coke & you gone die.”😂🤣😅
We still have the big box TV, we lazy lol 🤣😂😝
Girl, that toilet one! I know that’s right! 😂😂😂
Beautiful eyes
You can't trust your home girl hairstylist if she has only 2 inches of hair involuntarily either... Ijs
Everything that u said was so glad I didn’t fit none of those love u EJ u know I my 2nd BF in my head I had to have my BF sub 2 ur channel I told her u speak so real an it fits us to a T u keep me laughing ur one of the best TH-camrs out Period!!!!
You can feel it.
I got called out on about 4 of these.
People with no pockets.... No
Im dying !!!!!! your so funny
The out of touch family member comes to the funeral to make sure the person is deceased
I don't trust anyone. Never did. And. Never will. And. I know that. It probably ain't good way to live. But. Why should I. And. With everything that I been had through in my life. What. I had learned from it. Is not to ever trust anyone.
You are SO funny
Gurl what was that.lipstick color
You gotta hook up the noodles. You show’l right you can’t trust them type of people. Even my kids know you gotz to add your own seasonings
Like...I only discovered u today... U funny...beeeen laughing...
Don't trust ppl who shave off their eyebrows and draw 🎨 a line across where the eyebrow was. Lol lol lol. I almost fell off the bed 🛌 from laughing so hard. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 cause I have a sister who does this but, I love ❤️. By the way, what color is your lipstick and another color you wear is a lighter version? Where can I get them? Stay funny and beautiful
Love your videos
Like yu can trust me to the fullest ...but im that person that want money but really dont want to work lmao
Ej didn't need braces. Her teeth look okay, to me.
I aint even gonna lie. She described me in a few of these. Lol
I fuck with the 1st 3 & #4.
Ramen noodles got enough flava by itself.
And my body doesn't support me squatting, so I sit skin 2 porcelain, cause otherwise I would s#%t lying Face down on the flor.
Ok, but is it ok to stand on the commode when no paper protector is available? You kind of stand and squat? Is that lady like.
Wait, I can't hold it, nevermind I 'm just going to yell for somebody to bring some.
Too funny!
Dont trust me.........I want money to not work.......lol
I'm just stressed and tired from all the jobs I have ever done.........arrrrrrrggggghhhhh.
Me here in Indeed ans Glassdoor.......guess you can trust me.......lol
Well, I don't like doctors, lol.
So hilarious...❣💜
You do make me laugh
I enjoy ur videos. I truly lol
I don't add to ramen smh 😂 so happy rest don't pertain to me.
I thought the whole point of ramen was that you are eating it because you can't afford to add anything else. I don't never ate ramen on purpose.
Love u girl
1 bundle? Oh HELL no! I've been out of the bundle game for a minute and I wouldn't trust that... Wichyo cheap azz🧐
SOME OF US...(Okay, me) draw our eyebrows on because I have a problem with having hair one color, and then your eyebrows are a different color altogether. Blonde hair, light brown eyebrows, brown hair, brown eyebrows, black hair, black eyebrows. And yes, I've done it with blue, green, purple, except pink. You have to go with light brown with the pink hair. Just do up the pink eyeshadow and lipstick. That Madonna look BOTHERS me.
You are hilarious because you are real. New follower. Love ya! Much prosperity in your journey!!
Never trust a woman who shaves her eyebrows off only to draw them on😂😂😂😂
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Haha omg ur too funny! New subs!
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Fat back tv 📺
O God not the toilet🤮🤮
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Eeeewww cheese in your noodles
LOL....U CRAZY THO
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I am literally the first three, lol.
Ramone noodles lol
Lmfaooooooooooo stahppppppp ctfuuuu
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