CONFESSIONS OF A FAT GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • @pookeylou
    @pookeylou 9 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    The thighs saying "excuse me"...that right there made me go into a choking fit!!!!

    • @candiedwards974
      @candiedwards974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      pookeylou, That took me out!!! 😂

    • @yvonnedelories4780
      @yvonnedelories4780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol lol lol lol woooo that part about the thighs made me scream "MINE TOO" and I'm a slim girl with talking thighs lol lol lol lol woooo I love this woman ejspeaks!!

    • @tyshahabersham3138
      @tyshahabersham3138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im crying. Hilarious

    • @mominor6913
      @mominor6913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GURL I SWEAR FO GAWD...I WAS AT WORK IT WAS QUIET I SWEAR I THOUGHT SOMENODY WSD BEHIND ME......IT WAS MY THIGHS TALKING TO EACH OTHER 🥺🥺🥺🥺

  • @inawagsybo
    @inawagsybo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    "I don't know who put this weight on me.... coz I was asleep" That right there is the story of my life.

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  11 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The struggle is real!!! Thanks for watching!!

  • @Bluesteye
    @Bluesteye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Girl, when you were eating that snack and took the phone away from your mouth, I PEED A LIL BIT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bossladytv9324
    @bossladytv9324 9 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    I woke up one morning this weight was on me😂😂😂😂

    • @mominor6913
      @mominor6913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gurl they got me to

    • @pinkiedavis1993
      @pinkiedavis1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gurl they got me three

    • @JennRighter
      @JennRighter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s really how it feels. You know exactly how you lost weight, but you one day wake up fat like wtf?! 🤣

  • @DAEEEEEETAYYYYY
    @DAEEEEEETAYYYYY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Omg me on the phone with my friend tiana as I eat a snickers bar talking about starting keto!!!!
    This was hilarious

  • @dimplesd8931
    @dimplesd8931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “I don’t know who did this to me?” “I got THREE backs” I felt that in my soul. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @WealthNMe
    @WealthNMe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My thighs are saying “Excuse me” . “My clothes get more sew ins than I do”
    I’m on the floor trying to no keep it together!!

  • @Akakatang
    @Akakatang 7 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I'm serious about losing weight (as I eat a snickers)

    • @mominor6913
      @mominor6913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SALT AND VINEGAR PRINGLES 😯

  • @neshaoinspopolk4417
    @neshaoinspopolk4417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    When my thighs rub they discussing who gonna buy lunch next lol

  • @oceandabney3498
    @oceandabney3498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    NO She did NOT Eat thy candy bar AWAY from the PHONE!!!!!
    LMBO

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  11 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I am honored that you think so!!!! Thanks for watching!!!

  • @PapaCreates
    @PapaCreates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    OMG 😆 I feel you GIRL, this is soo true. I can only be THICK for so long 🤦🏽‍♀️. I’m almost at THICKER 🤭🤣

  • @cbbeanwomanofvalue
    @cbbeanwomanofvalue 11 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1..2..3.. yup I got three backs....freaking hilarious

  • @candiedwards974
    @candiedwards974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I like to get my hair done, but my clothes get more sew 🧵 in’s!!! 😂🤣😭😂🤣😭
    I can relate!!!

    • @ladyjvlogs7463
      @ladyjvlogs7463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She sent me on to glory on this comment. 😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀

  • @theamethyst93
    @theamethyst93 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I'm so serious about losing weight this time" lol girl great video

  • @candacebeater8203
    @candacebeater8203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Girrrrrrl! The story of my life!! Too funny. Sometimes you gotta laugh to keep from crying.

  • @bethiefaye
    @bethiefaye 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "Excuse me, excuse me excuse me" 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭 I CANNNNTTT. new subby because I love you!

    • @specialk1823
      @specialk1823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Bethany Bee Me too😂😂😂

  • @carpediemcourt
    @carpediemcourt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "My clothes get more sew-ins than I do..." I'm done with EJ lmao

  • @ournaturalway1919
    @ournaturalway1919 10 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    When you talked about your thighs talking I couldn't hold it in any longer

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Awww, Thanks Bunches!!

  • @valariebingham8995
    @valariebingham8995 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    LOL and putting the phone away from your mouth so the other person can't hear you chewing! thighs apologizing to each other! !

  • @serenitysmith6731
    @serenitysmith6731 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "ion know who did dis to me"😂😂

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I appreciate you for watching my videos!!!

  • @Hopeanddarwon
    @Hopeanddarwon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    " because i was sleep" i totally cranked up...

  • @arob9815
    @arob9815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When she said her thighs talking to each other saying "Excuse Me, Excuse Me" I died laughing🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks for watching!!! And keep eating!!!!

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for watching!! You know we gotta WERK!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @sapphireangels7
    @sapphireangels7 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The thigh thing almost made me fall out of my chair! ~ LOL!!!!!

  • @inawagsybo
    @inawagsybo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It is long since I laughed this much. Goodness me! girl you are hilarious. I just discovered your videos. keep them coming.
    Thighs talking to each other... hehee!

  • @amandamavik8150
    @amandamavik8150 12 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You're gorgeous! And this was so funny, and so freaking true.

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks so much for watching and subbing!!!!!

  • @piecesofme8531
    @piecesofme8531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    EJ always been brilliant. This is hilarious! Thighs started having to say excuse me to each other?

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for watching!! And stay Encouraged..,,,,,I'm sure you are a beauty!!!

  • @Shesha626
    @Shesha626 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Yesss, call me when you go to Forever 21! You are hilarious!

  • @shannanthomas753
    @shannanthomas753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂😂😂😂 whooo girl my stomach muscles gave out... I feel you on that one... trying to be cute for a selfie

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Aww!!! Thanks so much for watching!!!

  • @loisdouglas6574
    @loisdouglas6574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My stomach gave out on me. Too funny

  • @danik9085
    @danik9085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gurl I understand. I'm working on it. I remember my slimmer days but that was a long time ago. Forty is approaching. I can't go out like this lol. It's time to get snatched again. 😂😂😂

  • @97padme
    @97padme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are a darling for calling it out the way it is. Damn thing about weight is that it’s so self destructive and causes us to eat more or eat the wrong stuff in the name of Staying in Shape.

  • @db6433
    @db6433 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    LOL your thighs are talking they say excuse me too dang funny

  • @losingitwithjoy9601
    @losingitwithjoy9601 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You are hilarious!!! I have these issues plus I'm just about 6'4",so imagine my shopping woes...smh

  • @selisagrimes9837
    @selisagrimes9837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your humor is so awesome. You think of all sides of the subject and talk about it. You are brilliant.

  • @ASENSEOFAHHNY
    @ASENSEOFAHHNY 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love it!!! Thanks I needed that sometimes I get so caught up in image but really I drive myself crazy sometimes.

  • @katbrax8622
    @katbrax8622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    My thighs are talking to each other oh my damn 💯😂😂

    • @yvonnedelories4780
      @yvonnedelories4780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know lol lol lolololololololol

    • @katbrax8622
      @katbrax8622 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yvonnedelories4780 my thighs be saying,Lawd I hope these folks know we're not running down this hallway too fast today now. Lol.

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    quite relevant tho, huh?

  • @AKUBARIKI
    @AKUBARIKI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have sudden extreme weight loss....this opposite is equally devastating ... no one wants to look like a starvation victim a skeleton

  • @Kwantifye
    @Kwantifye 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh girl, I sure needed a good laugh today and you provided! Love ya girl!

  • @Angela-cd9bj
    @Angela-cd9bj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My mother’s pouch!!!! Omg. This is hilarious real. Thighs talking when you are walking 😂😂😂🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽Hungry too 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 after every single salad 🥗 🥴🥴🥴🥴☝🏽

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very true!!! Thanks for watching!!!

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    OH MY GARSH (yes, GARSH!) That is Hilarious!!!!!!

  • @ashiahdonaldson
    @ashiahdonaldson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's a good one. My thighs are saying excuse me. I never heard that one🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @darlenesdiscoveries3541
    @darlenesdiscoveries3541 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Girl, you crack me up!😀😀

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    IKR!! Thanks for watching!!

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aww, thank u!!!!! And thanks for watching!!!!

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  12 ปีที่แล้ว

    thanks for watching!!!

  • @christinekatusiime7325
    @christinekatusiime7325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I don't know who put the weight on me because I was asleep! 😂

  • @shonikaschronicles
    @shonikaschronicles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hol on… i was today years old when i found out Charlotte Russe was pronounced: Charlotte Russ… we’ve been calling it Charlotte ROOse in NC

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for watching!!

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks Bunches!!!!!

  • @singingelder
    @singingelder 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    laughing so hard I'm crying.

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for watching!!!!!

  • @Lovesinneedoflove
    @Lovesinneedoflove 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Eating a cinnamon roll Saying I'm about to get serious with my weight loss plan I've done that

  • @astinsworld7264
    @astinsworld7264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "My clothes get more sow-ins than I do"???🤣

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  12 ปีที่แล้ว

    EXACTLY!!!! Trust me, as many phrases as i use, there will be more confession videos!!

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for watching!!! LMBO @ Ghost syndrome!!!!!

  • @cherrymb
    @cherrymb 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "but I be hongry, I wanna eat!" LMBO! - Why you on YT giving my testimony? And the voices? I'm so dead. Lol!

  • @lalilithm.7180
    @lalilithm.7180 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I Love watching your videos. You make real life situations hilarious. Thank you

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for watching another video!!!!!!

  • @JessikaTPQ
    @JessikaTPQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The thighs saying excuse me just jacked me all the way up! I'm CRYING from laughter all alone in my room 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @JAB-wq5wd
    @JAB-wq5wd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I can't eat and watch your vids. I'm LMAO

  • @Renee302976
    @Renee302976 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OMG, this is so funny! I can definitely relate! LOL! :-)

  • @brendatrujillo2666
    @brendatrujillo2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this! Always enjoy your videos!❤️

  • @thompsonj9970
    @thompsonj9970 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    excuse me to each other...OH SNAP!!!...her thighs are talking to each other...so busy laughing i cant text this in order🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DrPriyaV
    @DrPriyaV 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Thighs talking to each other... Lmao

  • @lesliem.1944
    @lesliem.1944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Always on time!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dorisk.4282
    @dorisk.4282 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are HILARIOUS & real. 👍🏾👍🏾

  • @1WomenScorned
    @1WomenScorned 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the excuse me part, im dead

  • @chi1960
    @chi1960 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my thighs saying excuse me..... i just can't

  • @shellb339
    @shellb339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You have a true GIFT 😉 thank you I NEEDED this. 😘

  • @racheldobbs2028
    @racheldobbs2028 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok, I just died laughing at the thighs speaking to each other!!

  • @mijac2
    @mijac2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I felt this in my spirit🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏿‍♀️

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  12 ปีที่แล้ว

    thanks dear!

  • @naturalamy81
    @naturalamy81 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the BEST one yet! My life....love it! 💋💕🤗😂

  • @Bluesteye
    @Bluesteye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a big girl, but I hate it when my fat friend's are ordering at the drive through then mutes their phone! The lady be like, "go ahead with your order" then SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂GIRL ORDER YO FOOD!!🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @yvonnedelories4780
    @yvonnedelories4780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ejspeaks I LOOOOVE YOU! GIRL YOU ARE GONNA MAKE ME CHOKE ONE DAY FROM LAUGHTER!!

  • @wandamaloney9872
    @wandamaloney9872 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omgoodness! You are siiick! !!! My stomach hurts from laughing. Thank you!

  • @PerryPerfectPerson
    @PerryPerfectPerson ปีที่แล้ว

    THE EXCUSE ME JOKE JUST HAD ME FALLOUT. I ALMOST DROP MY DINNER

  • @SavageQueen.
    @SavageQueen. 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know how I got this BIG, I woke up one morning & the weight was just there LMFAO!!! If I could like your videos 100 times I would, keep doing what you do... God Bless you have talent hope to see you in the BIG SCREEN soon....

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YOU GO GURRL!!!!!

  • @wifemomlife5606
    @wifemomlife5606 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am dying!!! I have said most of these things. I have def ate something as I am talking about losing. LOLOLOL

  • @mobutterflies3848
    @mobutterflies3848 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're absolutely gorgeous hun!!

  • @veeb.8938
    @veeb.8938 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMAO Maxi-mum dresses? Lawd😂😂

  • @sbb40
    @sbb40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I died through this whole video! 🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠

  • @TheMonaShai
    @TheMonaShai 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just need to say...I love you gurl! your vidjoes is the biznazz!

  • @2faced_gemini
    @2faced_gemini 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    smh your killing me...this sounds JUST LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEE ..your just a bundle of joy !!lol

  • @claudinecastro1820
    @claudinecastro1820 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao😂😂😂... Girl our backs are twins 😃

  • @kimangrum2576
    @kimangrum2576 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hear you sister...The same thing happened to me... Help us with another video sister...😘💯👌 You are too funny and I'm here for it..❤

  • @rhondaking1982
    @rhondaking1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I absolutely love you girl... you keep it real all day every day

  • @MONALOC06
    @MONALOC06 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmaoooo! Had me over here cryin! ... Serious face ... Y I feel that way... I woke up n sumbody just... Put it on me.. I knew it! Lol... Wen my uncle tell me im gainin weight .im like "I JUSTTTT HAD A BABY"!!!!!! why my daughter almost 9 months... Lmao ... (( posts comment n runs away)) lol