I Will Derive!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2024
- I parody of "I Will Survive" that I did with a couple of my friends for our Calculus and Physics classes.
Lyrics:
At first I was afraid, what could the answer be?
It said given this position find velocity.
So I tried to work it out, but I knew that I was wrong.
I struggled; I cried, "A problem shouldn't take this long!"
I tried to think, control my nerve.
It's evident that speed's tangential to that time-position curve.
This problem would be mine if I just knew that tangent line.
But what to do? Show me a sign!
So I thought back to Calculus.
Way back to Newton and to Leibniz,
And to problems just like this.
And just like that when I had given up all hope,
I said nope, there's just one way to find that slope.
And so now I, I will derive.
Find the derivative of x position with respect to time.
It's as easy as can be, just have to take dx/dt.
I will derive, I will derive. Hey, hey!
And then I went ahead to the second part.
But as I looked at it I wasn't sure quite how to start.
It was asking for the time at which velocity
Was at a maximum, and I was thinking "Woe is me."
But then I thought, this much I know.
I've gotta find acceleration, set it equal to zero.
Now if I only knew what the function was for a.
I guess I'm gonna have to solve for it someway.
So I thought back to Calculus.
Way back to Newton and to Leibniz,
And to problems just like this.
And just like that when I had given up all hope,
I said nope, there's just one way to find that slope.
And so now I, I will derive.
Find the derivative of velocity with respect to time.
It's as easy as can be, just have to take dv/dt.
I will derive, I will derive.
So I thought back to Calculus.
Way back to Newton and to Leibniz,
And to problems just like this.
And just like that when I had given up all hope,
I said nope, there's just one way to find that slope.
And so now I, I will derive.
Find the derivative of x position with respect to time.
It's as easy as can be, just have to take dx/dt.
I will derive, I will derive, I will derive!
The integral song is this song played backwards.
plus c
Lmao
clever xD
!teargetni lliw I
I am just a constant, nobody loves me.
He is just a constant, might as well call him C!
That guy with orange polo is so calculus.
wow
trueee
very true
Oh god%
12 am. And my professor sent me an email about this.
We watched this video as a 'treat' before exams! Gave our maths class a great laugh! This is just so damn brilliant! Really well done! The lyrics are perfect! =D
3:08 Gangnam style before it was popular
This is my math class's theme song.
This is actually really great
I've listened to this song more times than I can count, and I just realized that the song should be called "I will differentiate" instead of "I will derive". Who decided to call finding the derivative "differentiating"?
a stem student's death anthem
DIFF👏ER👏EN👏TI👏ATE👏
coolist nerds eva
i danced on time like that during at test, i got laughed at...
I liked the bit about the Math.
hash-tag high school 😭😨
@jackisterrible
He could be talking about deriving the differential. Yeah, think about that O.o
@gahimoriginal "As long as c = 0, 2x + c is correct". In other words, it's 2x!
:) So now that it's 15 years later how's your work life? @MindofMatthew
How did you guys integrate all those math references into one song? I thought there was a limit.
Well, it just converged all together. It's sad that there is no series to this.
The amount of maths references to the amount of lines in the song are very similar, resulting in a very small common ratio. So no matter how far you push the limit, the amount of sequels to the series always converges back to 0.
It was a series of derivative epiphanies.
Fuck this, im not old enough
I guess the function converges, so there is no limit :)
Just don't drink and derive.
Well , guess that's the funniest think I have sawn on the internet , might Aswell quit it here
tsg1zzn it is differentiate, not derive
It's still correct, he is deriving the answer using differentiation
@@dankie8617it’s still funny
I wish I was this cool.
+Mars Farnham hahhahaahaha ikr
I can’t do Caluclus still trying to do l algebra, but my teacher sayed I’m not even there yet
I can’t do Caluclus still trying to do l algebra, but my teacher sayed I’m not even there yet
If this was a class project, this better have gotten an A+
More like a +C
@@JaxEntersEvasion😭
@@JaxEntersEvasionLMFAOOOOOO
@@JaxEntersEvasion NOOOOOO
@@JaxEntersEvasion NOW THATS NOTTTT
I should be studying for the AP exam but im watching this fucking video again
+The Jiggy Llama good luck bro
The Jiggy Llama literally me right now
Same!!!!
Hey....me too!
which is why I am going to do the entire Khan Academy calc course before I take AP calc BC next year.
its ridiculous how well this video stands up to time. it could have been made today in a faux retro style. beautiful. art.
This is faux retro style even for 2008
@@innertuber4049 dam 2008 was 13 years ago doesn't seem right
@@samwisedrn7196 yeah it’s not. It’s 14 years ago
@@Tiggster-qr8mw when I wrote the comment it was 13 years ago lol
Just like Calculus, video stands up to time. This is pretty normal, lol.
This will forever permanently hold a spot in my head
@@Asterism_Desmos EXACTLY
I hope it doesn't this song will be a good way for me to remember what to do in my A levels
the class next door was listening to this loudly during our calculus exam.
I just have to say, I emailed this video to my math professor and he enjoyed it so much that he watched it several more times and doing so made him late to his Calc II lecture. I think that qualifies as irony...
Love the video.
15 years later and it’s still a great song
I want to like but its at 314 likes right now
@@ohwhy9362 you can like it now
Not only are the lyrics accurate, well thought out, and abjectly *hilarious*, but the video is extremely well acted and edited as well! This is my new favorite math video on TH-cam! I can't believe you guys did this in high school! [5/5]
Every calculus student needs to watch this. Thanks to my calc professor for ahowing us this!
299 people don't know how to take derivatives.
its more like 99% of earth xD
UnicornArmy PvP
It's not at all difficult and is taught rather early at schools, at least in the somewhat developed countries.
UnicornArmy PvP I'm proud to say that I belong to that other 1%
+waffledude111111 This implication is wrong.
true
How'd they dance on a calculator bruh
ikr wtf
Especially since this was back in 2008
You could just convert images frame by frame to monochromatic bitmaps but I'm assuming they used a more efficient method than that; perhaps a filter.
Looks good though.
Can't they just make video with dancing, make it looks like on the calculator and than use video montage?
@@artemkorotenko666 this* was like 13 years ago lol
I should be studying but here I am
+Nicolee 찬백 same good luck tomorrow
Mattie S You too
this is studying
Same
this counts as revision
I think this might be the most impactful math parody on TH-cam
I concur
When you realize it's all ogre tomorrow so the best you can do is memorize this song
amen
Ogre
It's never ogre
14 years later and yet it still holds up so well
It’s still stuck in my head by which I mean it’s deriving me crazy.
Ok...can I just say, I'm 49 and will be taking calculus this fall (I'm in TRIG now) and I was like 17 when I will Survive came out. But you, you have done an incredible video. I hope I'll have that talent when I get my deriving license.
Awesome video...a favorite.
Got it yet? :D
Bro you could have a math phd now we need an update lol
this is your theme song
I found elements of trig to be much harder than most calculus
come back! we have many questions
inspirational. my ap calc teacher showed us this.
I first watched this video 5 years ago, and still makes me laugh a lot. I would give it a thousand likes.
you should watch it again now
@@belowaveragearab3212 I will sir
Just make 1000 alternate accounts and like the video on all of those
And this is how my class lost all their sanity points.
Noice number
This video came out when I was six years old. Eleven years later I will take the AP Calculus Exam
It's that time of year now, folks. Time to watch this instead of studying for the AP exam.
2021, I remember I found this video in 2014, when I was facing a hard time with Calculus at my degree in Engineering. At first it was funny, but as I watched for the 7th time (I do procrastinate a little), I realized it was telling me exactly what I needed to learn. I remembered the song at my exams aand didn't passed, obviously, there were plenty more than limits, derivatives and integral. But at least I smiled.
7 years later, I'm still here guys, hope you're all having an awesome career and life.
Can't believe this video is 12 years old. I was 6 years old and now I'm at university. It popped in my head a few days ago from math class and I had to find it. Truly fantastic.
now is the moment, 5 years later, when I realize I can finally watch this and actually understand it... and bask in its full glory.
These guys are definitely at MIT now
Derek Clarke lol if them taking Calculus in high school brings them to MIT - where do I go for taking differential equations + linear algebra? :^)
+FreeCpRareAccounts1 Community college :P
Derek Clarke For suer.
+FreeCpRareAccounts1 Depends on circumstances. I was doing multi variable calculus and thermodynamics during high school. I go to community college, go figure.
UnforsakenXII Finances > academics in the education system. That's why I don't like the stigma of community colleges, people always assume those attending them are stupid. That definitely does apply to some of the students, but there are definitely students who are smart.
It was probably so hard to edit a video like this back in 2008!?? wow
I hope you guys got the full 100% plus bonus marks for this assignment, because WOW. The effort shows :)
funny song but isn't he cheating on the test
I have heard students are often allowed to use calculus in tests.
pRahvi0 note the presence of the textbook lol. That said, I think it's a problem sheet, not a test. Not enough people in the room for it to be examined.
@@pRahvi0
They'll give us a sheet of integrations formulas that nobody considers important to remember
At least that's something
absolute masterpiece.
love this. I abandoned mathematics for law, and have now concluded that mathematics was more pure and beautiful, but law is more fun. and crazy.
Why :(
I wonder what both of them are doing today like with uni, and what there profession is.
Hopefully maths teachers 😂
Listening to this while doing calc homework goes hard
it's scary to think that when this video was released, i wasn't alive yet. in two years, i'll understand all of the things this song talks about. time passes. and when i'm in a classroom like this, the thing definitely stuck in my head will be this. thank you.
This comment gave me anxiety. Make time stop, please.
@@jonasstrmgren7326 if it makes you feel better, _I_ was alive when this was posted
@wynnexed_
Don't say that. It reminds me I'm almost a quarter of a century old 😭
nooooooooooo... NONNONNONONO
how old are you?
I just want to know what great things these two guy's went on to do.
From another comment: "I was their calculus teacher. The one with the curly hair went to the University of Oklahoma and went on to Carnegie Mellon and got his masters. He could have went anywhere he wanted and majored in anything he wanted, but his love was film and I believe that is what he majored in. The other young man went to the University of Arkansas and got his degree in Electrical Engineering, and he is now a proud dad. The girl that made a cameo in now an instructor at Northeastern State University. All were fantastic students and great kids."
derive, obviously...
This is officially the best out of the blue recommendation youtube has ever give me, this is a masterpiece
The question doesn't make sense. First
x(t) = -3x^3+27x^2+8x+10
if x is the function then you can't just repeat x without mentioning the argument.
Assuming every x is x(t) makes it a completely different story however.
x(t) = -3 x(t)^3 + 27 x(t)^2 + 8 x(t) + 10
x'(t) = ?
Now that's a tricky question IMO.
Though if he meant x(t) = -3 t^3 + 27 t^2 + 8t + 10
then x'(t) is super easy, so easy I won't write it.
This video is so much fun that I've watched it over and over. I sent the link to my Calculus teacher and he's going to let the entire class watch it. I'm sure everyone's going to get a kick out of it. From one Calculus fan to another--thanks a million!
Are you deprived from the derives
This goes so fuckin hard
0:57 Man, that orange shirt guy is Grooving!!
This song is better than the original.
Pretty funny. Back to doing chain rule now. :-(
"It's evident that speed's tangential to that time-position curve"
Technically, speed's tangential to that time-distance curve, but who's counting. It's still funny.
Or it should be velocity instead of speed
But what if the particle exists in a 1-dimensional universe? Then position and distance are basically the same thing
@@overlordsmashalot3891 Not if you're going back and forth
HAHAHAHHAHAA
OMG I LOVE THIS!
I'm learning physics and we showed this in class.
The teacher had to leave the classroom, he was laughing so hard
,
This guys teacher who made a small cameo is currently teaching me and my class ap calculus, and he showed us this video. Shoutout to ossm.
There are no words for how awesome this song is.
This makes me actually want to do my practice i love you
I legit thought that was Jonah Hill for the first minute and a half
Listened to this before my AP Calc test
Did you get THE 5
@@ZeltonXD hell yeah I did!
This was an awesome parody, not to mention a very well-done video. Math is my favorite school subject, too bad I am no good at it:( I like to try to minimize usage of a calculator -- I like to use my head as my calculator as much as I can. I am considering pursuing a degree in mathematics...
Where are you at now? Have you pursued your degree in mathematics?
@@ivanskopin7723 Unfortunately, it didn't work out :(
@@dreamykid Aw man, sorry to hear that.
I hope you're happy with whatever did work out, and good luck for everything! :)
Me - *falling and falling in the rabbit hole of calc parodies*
Damn 14 years old, recently learnt integration and all that, but when this was released I was like 6
I have no idea why youtube gave me this but I'm not complaining
Mathematicians aren't supposed to be this cool
back when youtube videos actually had content
I'm a Physics teacher. I showed this to my students during a lecture and they loved it.
This on Spotify and/or Apple Music?
How did TH-cam find this masterpiece 15 years later? I’m impressed, TH-cam was quite a different place back then.
Its been 3 years since ive done calculus and im still listening to this banger
can't wait till I finish calculus 2 and never have to take tests on it again. College and School, without tests and stress, is actually pretty cool mostly.
greatest piece of lyrical genius known to mankind
I wish I could like this more than once
This will always be a classic.
So this is what the mathematicians do on Saturday night
Why is this recommended after 14 years?💀
This is the single greatest thing I have EVER come across!!!
Boy how has time passed... I was barely 2 years old when this came out, and now I'm in the same position XD
I was 7 when this came out, what??
lmaoo i looked at the date and the video is two DAYS older than me
If I had a dollar for every calculus parody song I've heard this year, I'd have $4. If it counted for every play of said songs, closer to $20 lol
Well made and still holds up, y'all did great!
Orange shirt guy definitely took an Advanced Dance Moves class
Silly Gilly?! G-Money what are you doing here 2:28
I'm never doing calculus ever
shame, it's beautiful
That was awesome! It puts modern shitposts to shame
1:30 transition was CLEAN
16 years later and this song is still amazing. I'm using this as background music while I study. It's crazy to think this video was uploaded 2 months after I was born!
my calc teacher is currently showing us this!
I listen to this song to pump me up before exams! You guys are getting me through my Engineering degree
This was genuinely inspiring. THANK YOU.
this is amazing
I passed the last month of precalculus because of this song. This song no joke taught me derivatives, integrals, and limits 😂
That’s a funny joke
That guy at the back just dancing!
I am especially appreciative of the large CRT TV on the rolling metal cart in the background, and the VCR on the shelf below. 😎
We watched this video in my maths class HAHAHA
Julia K same before the Christmas break because it would be too boring and too basic to watch Christmas movies 😂
Alyssa Alcantara hahahaha I think we watched this like a week before Christmas break
This is so good.