I highballed people on Facebook Marketplace
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2024
- We already tried lowballing... Let's esketit heheheh
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HYDRA (my merch) ► bit.ly/hydrashop
ME ►
/ trahan
/ trahan
/ ryantrahan
Business ► ryantrahanbiz@gmail.com
FAQ:
1. What equipment do you use?
My camera - amzn.to/2gHUHI8
Vlog lens - amzn.to/2h7fNfF
Vlog mic - amzn.to/2BEYBLA
Photography lens - amzn.to/2PtIgw7
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My tripod - amzn.to/2w27Tfj
HIDDEN COMMENT: sUrE tHiNg
Nick was willing to risk it all 😳 lol LIKE the video and SUBSCRIBE with NOTIFICATIONS wooooo!!!!
Ryan Trahan oh hello
early squaddd
earlyy
hello owo senpai
Hey dude
when he says the vid’s not sponsored, you KNOW the neptune bottle’s coming up
Megan Chan this is true
Aww yeah
ah shih here we go again
1K like
13:23 That guy or girl smart af
Nobody:
Ryan: I was shot in parking lots through my high school career
3.8K likes and no replies? Wtf
RBeez
T
H
A
“the sun is setting which may be metaphorical for my career”
-ryan trahan 2019
Lmao
😂😂
Does anyone know what was at 9:00
mimi 9505 a treadmill?
Rachel D but why was it censored
Who is watching in 2024 🎉
Me
Me
Meeee
April
Me!!!
Petition for Ryan to actually get the venom suit
⬇️⬇️⬇️
ya
That Ferret yee
ye
Lol yes
Matty-Matt Matt Doo-Dah ues
Ryan: $10,000
Man: Sir this is a lawn chair
Ryan: I know...
I WAS WAITING THE WHOLE VIDEO FOR THIS. I've been had.
Where is that part
ᴘᴀᴜʀᴇ sɔonosɔınʇǝ it’s not in the video
@@icharria3626 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NUUUUUU
Why does this have so many likes it’s not even a funny, good or creative comment it’s just what’s on the thumbnail
I keep getting second-hand embarrassment from these videos
Same
Alondra same
It hurts man
It doesn’t feel good tbh I feel like I’m in Ryan’s place 😔😔😔😔
Alondra that’s the best embarrassment
Ryan: “who would want this?!”
Ryan 2 seconds later “Hi I want this”
@Odd Dog 2k 4 seconds booty clappa
@@yykumii3172 5 seconds booty clappa
@@TH-cam_2Good4U 6 seconds booty clappa
@@mclarensenna3619 7 seconds booty clappa
@@TH-cam_2Good4U 8 seconds booty clappa
Ryan: "What is this? Who would want this?"
*Starts messaging the owner*
Ryan: "Hi i want this"
Who would want this, you might ask.
Ryan. Ryan would want this. 😂😂
I liked because of shawn Mendes
yasmine louati HWHAT?!
A Thumb Wearing A Hat haha the profile pick for this comment is the cover for If I Can’t Have You - a Shawn mendes song lol
I also like bc of shawn 😂
I love Shawn Mendes
If this was a mr beast video he would actually buy everything
Jared Stauffer I was just about to comment this omg
I hope he does this, it’s a cool idea
Facts
I was coming to comment this....
True
Ryan: oh my god
me: *waits patiently*
Ryan: idk why I said that
me: oh
666 likes
Lol the thumbnail:
Ryan: $10,000
Man: Sir, this is a lawn chair..
Lol that got me so good! XD
*c h a i r*
@aRctic 9 year old definitely, look at their profile picture
@aRctic no im not lol
@@jett2xx
Ok 9 yr old
@@jett2xx sure... nine year old
Ryan: "I'll do $500"
"Sir this is a dollar store"
Ryan: "ok and"
edit: damn this is the most likes ive gotten haha
Bahahahahahahahaha “ok and”
"like, for 500 items...?"
I’m so happy! I got 1 thousandth like
Thanks to the guy who hit 999
Ryan: $10,000
Man: Sir this is a lawn chair
Ryan: Oh my bad $11,000
666 likes
Who tf made it 667 likes? I *will* fight u
Cmon person
It was 666
Oh my bad it's almost 1000
-How much for the car? Oh, 11
-Too low, sorry no thank you
-Okay
-Okay
this frfr had me dead XD
The way Ryan said "okay" was funny.
The fact that Ryan is so enthusiastic about not having a sponsor is hilarious
Congratulations
You’ve been *_highballed_*
Thanks epic gamers for the likes!
69 Demigod 69 😂😂
*yes*
I’m the real triple x
Xxhamid xX omg no wayyyyy
@@حميد-ث2ب Is it weird that we both have Xx in our name, and there is a space before the last xX AND we have a xxx picture
Ryan: Best I can do is $10k
Rick from Pawn Stars: Best I can do is $10
@@leannesewell3836 what?
*_Hard_* *Ooofff*
I think Collin Abroadcast can get it for $1
Treauuuuuuu thooooo
ikr i find that so stupid cuz the people that inspect the things on pawn stars are like "Its worth $10,000" and then rick is like "i'll give you $250"
I love how when a TH-camr first uploads the comments section is really random
xhollystr1pe they all want to be eaRLy
Legit
"omg ilysm Ryan" too
Yeah this one girl was wanting the link to a clog dancing tutorial 🤦🏼♀️
But the North English potato market's been in decline for the last two months, so the GDP of Transylvania has been shifted to increase tourism and usurp Big Gluten from its position as the corporate ruler of Uzbekistan.
Ryan: wow it’s for $100...
I’ll take it for $3.2 million😂
“i got cringe bumps all over my body”
-ryan
quote of the year 2019
alyette lopez i liked the video when he said that hahaha
i would like this but it has 666 likes
seoul. 😂😂😂
Ryan: "Who would want this?"
Also Ryan: "Hi I want this."
that was the joke. thanks for repeating it in an even less funny way.
You just repeated a joke this is what people mean when some of y'all get yah personality from the internet.
@@ariannapommells i've never heard that phrase before what does it mean again?
@@teakfreeman3543 it means they follow trends basically they are not original and can't think for themselves
@@ariannapommells ah yes the sheep of the human race, i get ya now
This is my credit card number
You thought
Lmao
Ryan: "Lifesize football statue, who would want this?"
Also Ryan: "Hi, I want this"
Story Time Girl i read this RiGht as he said it! 😂
Sameeee
Ryan you should make Neptune reusable metal straws
He should that's a really good idea.
Yess
Either we save the turtles with metal straws
Or hurt earth manufacturing them
Or we could not throw them in the water
Minecraft Basics
I mean that I’d rather wipe out all of turtles then have Earth die from manufacturing metal straws.
"what's yo?" i'll be peppering this in my every day conversations from now on
Bradipo Panzuto lol sameeee
Jesus is king ✝️🙏
I worship thor
Most people think that a good youtuber needs background music in their videos
Ryan Trahan proves that theory wrong
Who thinks the
Lilly Ortega Who thinks that?
I had to like it bc it was at 665 and I needed it at 666
Ryan: who would want this.
Ryan seconds later: Hi i want this.
Stfu
@@カエデの葉作田 says the one with the hamster profile picture
@@alexthegamer2788 says the one with the Roblox pfp LMFAOOO stfu kid
6:53
ryan: im gonna just like not call him
*also ryan: **calls him***
Charles Chang ikr 2 seconds later
Charles Chang lmao I read that as he said it. Weird o.o
Famous last words:
“...Oh god my camera’s gonna die-“
That's basically everyone on a FaceTime call. "Oh shoot! *Starts running* Im on one perce-"
Now I know
That I can't make you stay
But where's your heart?
But where's your heart?
But where's your
And I know
There's nothing I can say
To change that part
To change that part
To change
So many
Bright lights that cast a shadow
But can I speak?
Well, is it hard understanding
I'm incomplete?
A life that's so demanding
I get so weak
A love that's so demanding
I can't speak
Ryan: 2 billion
man: sir... this is a plastic spoon
Ryan: Cough Cough
stolen comment fuck you.
👌🏼
Lol
stolen comment fuck you.
stolen comment fuck you.
5:20 i actually bought that piano and it’s now in my room lol
Fr?
Nobody:
Not even a soul:
Ryan: *I'm going to come dressed as Spiderman and you should wear the venom suit*
EVELINA ARAMPATZIDOU first reply, don’t like my reply please
No one:
Nobody:
Somebody:
EVELINA ARAMPATZIDOU Isn’t that meme a bit old and overused, loser?
EVELINA ARAMPATZIDOU how do you make your fonts dark
@@annaleahunicorn7476 You put two * of the two sides of the sentence if that's what you mean
Ryan: oh he replied, oh he replied!
Me: when my crush replys back to me
Ndamononghenda Nekuta wish I could relate but my crush doesn’t reply back LMAOOO
Ryan: $10,000
Man: Sir this is a lawn chair
Ryan: Oops mean't $10,000,000
Bruh this was my comment
@@tdog2880 cough cough reported
XD
Kareem Almond no you said 11,000
Synjincat :3 snitch lol
You’re the type of person I absolutely hate when I’m desperately trying to sell stuff… yet for some reason I love the video…
This would have been so much better if you really bought the stuff
was gonna watch haley’s video but i’m a ryan stan 🙈✨
fatima what is Ryan Stan
@@gunter3543 it's when you like and support someone, Ryan in this case.
RBeeZ it originated from eminem’s 2000 song, stan 🖤🖤
no ur a cowboy
Rose Chaput personally i prefer ogres
Ryan: who would want this?!
Also Ryan: hi! I want this!
This killed me
Who’s setting up the Grave?
Seller: I’m asking $250
Ryan: Best I can do is $500
The opposite of rick from pawn stars
Who else is watching this in 2023?
Me
Me
Who else is looking for pool table guy in the comments
Me
Not Me
Same
How'd you know?!
7:50
“LIFE SIZE FOOTBALL STATUE”
“who would want this?”
“Hi I want this”
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Ryan: "my entire high school career I was the punching bag "
Kianna Jackson haha bro youre so original
No one:
AbSoLuTeLy nOboDy:
NoT eVeN ugAnDan kNuckles:
No Even THANOS:
Not even pewdiepIE XD LOLOLOL:
Not even Elon musk (he’s really epic and cool btw he did a meme funny):
Not even a POTATO XDXDXFXDXFXF:
Same Ryan
Actually this is someone. Archie freaking Andrews.
@@benjamingoodman2775 funny moment minecraft good forntitebad
Ryan: Ya ThAt Be ThE WEirdEsT ThIng I CouLd OwN
Me: *looks at rainbow lama in background*
Me again: *sighs*
Me 2 seconds later: N.O.
nobody:
Ryan: "oH pOoL tAbLe StIcKs"
Jess like my reply to this popular comment, or else u will not have good luck... haha.
the hardest choice of my life, was just choosing either haley video or ryan’s video 😂
Jasmine gruzas that’s sad.
Jasmine gruzas Who tf is Haley?
A Thumb Wearing A Hat his girlfriend
@@donny5073 Haley Pham, it's his girlfriend
@@donny5073 his girlfrienddddd
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
Ryan: "omg it's so bright in here why didn't you tell me?"
Let this joke die.
God shut up
I read this comment as he was saying it
Cadence Doge lmao
This joke is so overused
He looks like a serious business man while saying the large amount of money lol :)
Ryan: who would want this??
2 seconds later
Ryan: hi, I want this
you should tell them that whatever they are selling is very rare and try to hype them up and see if they get greedy and change their price or not
Unrelated to your comment but go Buckeyes
Lol
OhiostateKar291 ppp
O-H
@@dakotawhisman I-O
This is how to spell Ryan’s laugh in case you wondered: AgHeEeHaA
Wow this is incredibly accurate
How is that so accurate
So accurate!
why is this the funniest thing i've read today
So accurate
The thumbnale is so wholesome lets say this man about 80 sells his chair 5 bucks but he got it for ten this nice man pays so much for him he cant belive it that someone cares for elderly so much
It’s not that deep
ryan : lifesize football statue ? who would want this
also ryan : *Hi, I wAnT tHiS*
erika ellya stolen comment
@@xkaosxvpx8165 no it's not
@@200019681 the comment *right* under yours is exactly the same and has more likes-
@@Lauren-fi2rd no the other comment that I see right under is one month old and has less likes
how many subs can i get from this comment
current:7
I swear you are the best TH-camr on rn
Ryan: 2 million dollars
Cashier: sir this is a McDonald’s
Fine, 3 million but only if you toss in the nametag
This ain't McDonald's, this is a bathtub
your local army yes
Imagine just seeing to guys own the street air-punching each other lol
Lol 😂 ✨ Beautiful
"spanissh to enfgli" -Ryan Trahan 2019
Lauren L BAHAHAHSHJJHG I JUST NOTICED
Just a reminder: You said u gonna change your name to Cody ko on 14th July 2019!
oh i'm waiting. Don't Forget :)
EDIT: Thankyou for 143 likes! :)
EDIT: Thankyou for 413 likes 😀
EDIT : THANKYOU GUYSS FOR 483 LIKES! (seriously wooaw)
Its june he still has a month :~)
Areeba Nizam dat my birthday
@@sophiasaeger3412 Yea
@@riverlahr8397 oh Happy Birthday in Advance :)
@@riverlahr8397 Whatttt sameeee
"In high school, i was the punching bag, it's time for change"
WELL that's a mood
I’ve been watching you since 400k I love your video Ryan
He's not going to see this
You guys HAVE to STOP uploading at the same fricken time!
Neon him and haley pham
Neon Ryan and his girlfriend
No one:-
No one ever:-
Ryan:- I’m training to fight logan Paul
Army Blink Stop being desperate for likes.
@@withnovideos-wm8bf Shut up he did not ask for likes he wrote something entertaining. All you could say is something sad when he has 400+ likes. Go away and get a life
Faris Ali I do have a life. Says the person with 84 subscribers, owns a Fortnite TH-cam channel, and is loosing to someone who doesn’t have a single video.
@@withnovideos-wm8bf your name is 26744 with no vids. Somehow thats not being desperate for likes? I created an amazing intro for my account. I earned those subscriptions. i got hacked and now I cant get the videos back. so stfu and get a life. I will say it once more after this if this message doesn't proccess in your head.
Ryan: $1,000 plz
Random guy: this is a dollar store
Ryan: yes I am paying you in dollars
$1 bills
Montage Central ok
Montage Central hahaahaaaa
the way you used their names in your messages, is killing me. 😂
No one:
Not a single soul:
Not the animals:
Ryan: “PSYCH!”
Please let this meme die people like you overuse it and your joke makes no sense
CrAzE Chorus Alright, I’m sorry to disappoint you
@@bkojochannel im not disappointed in you just in the joke
CrAzE Chorus *I saw that these comments get likes so I decided to bandwagon, turns out I was wrong lmfao*
You guys calm down lolll if people are having fun let them have funn like Claptinator looks like a really great person don’t come at them like that you meaniessss
I love your channel and I would buy your Neptune bottle but they're legit almost $50 you have 200 dollars sitting on your shelf behind you.
Same
Its cuz he's broke af lol
Ryan: Who would want this
2 seconds later: I want this
8:32
Oh really. What a missed opportunity for Ryan....he should've made a joke about that.
Dude, that was the joke
Uhm r/wooosh
Sheeeaaaa peow peow bey fung shou shou, tingee beshea feu feu
@@folo2007 i dare you wooooosh dis man
I just got this recommended I can’t believe I haven’t found this... I feel left out
10:03 “this is a child”
10:14 “is that one of them or is that you?”
well- 💀💀💀
funny comment, laurel
@@Giovanni-rh1pw i wasnt hoping anything actually
Giovanni imagine analyzing TH-cam comments💀
i thought she was a slave
I’ll buy the child for $5
"I take care of children in the area." *Ryan: "is that one of them or is that you?"* DUDE IM WHEEZING
Literally no one on the face of planet Earth:
Ryan: NEPTUNEEEEEEE!😁
yikes
My family had a BOB in the basement and we’d dress him up in clothes and we’d forget he was in our basement and think it was an intruder every time😂
“that’s not a promise, it’s a threat”
Something doesn’t line up there
Polina Ogboh jk lol
Everyone’s out there lowballing you then there’s Ryan offering $10k for a lawn chair 😂
Ikr 🤣
This is how many people didnt know Facebook market existed
👇🏻
Everyone in 2024👇
No one:
Literally no one:
Ryan: that's not a promise, that's a *tHrEaT*
zhannell kimura ok loser, calm down, we all know you wish you were funny
Captain Obvious um no need to be rude
@@ericbattista9341 someone has a pole up their ass, apparently
zhannell kimura It clearly ain’t you, losers are always virgins lmao.
@@ericbattista9341 dont like your own garbage commnt
Ryan: 10 thousand
Man: Sir this is a lawn chair
Ryan: Did I *STUTTER*
lol 😂
Apex spyder everyone says lol
XD
Lmaoooo
Ok stanley
10:30
no one:
literally no one:
ryan: “OH MY GOD. idk why i said that”
Dave's
Haha so funny
This meme is dead and not funny anymore
GOD shut the fuck uppp
Saif M. Your rude
"Who would want this?"
No one:
Litterally no one:
Ryan a split second later: hi, I want this.
🤣💀
Girls when they ask a boy out
4:10
So tru tho
Haha
Or bottoms on grindr
a
@@jossymarie fr
You know what Ryan, I could do 360 for your neptune bottle.
I'm actually asking for a discount ;(
Imagine getting a text
Ryan: Throughout my life I have been the punching bag, now it’s time to change😂
NEPTUNE woooo
2:26 😆
3:39 uh I think it's called goos- nvm it's cringe bumps 😌
6:37 50k?
6:40 OH MY LORD 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️
You should make Neptune reusable straws. Like the ones on tik tok. You know, save the seas sis. 🧜🏻♀️
Nevaeh Hylton Those and collapsible metal straws!
They're cool but straws dont do shit to save the seas. 90% of pollution is from 3 companies.
Toriana Smith metal straws decompose in 50 years:( he should do bamboo!! its biodegradable and helps the environment
y
yo
you
you p
you pr
you pro
you prob
you probably think i was going to waste my time doing one of these
*thought
You still wasted some of your time
i did, you fooled me
I haven't seen 1 of those in a while
@@ozy2382 true dat
Ryan trying to highbailed everyone for 16 mins straight
I see you everywhere and it scares me
4:14 he's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready
I’ll do $25 for your channel and two walls from your apartment.
bet
“Old man in thumb nail”
Me: poor guy, I fell bad for him
I like fishy
Dude the man got 10,000 dollars
How hard did u fall
The guy with the dodger was trolling too! his price was 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8(4)9 HAHAHAHA.. $1,234,567,849🤣
What?
It means make an offer
What? I don't get it
It means it's negotiable, to start off with an offer
Whyyy did they have to ruin it and put in the 4!!,
😂😂
6:39 Well i wasn't expecting that.😱😂
omg that's so much money lol!
1 year later....
5 likes
NICE lol I mean tbh I don't remember when I even commented this
You should try to go zero waste for a week! (plus you could do some more promo of Neptune🤭)
Ryan i would be great content for you bro lol
Wow ur the real gavin love the vids keep the AMAZING work
Love ur vids
"That's not a promise... It's a threat" 😂😂
jk lol 😉
Imagine
Ryan Trahan actually bought the car for $1,234,567,849
Ryan: *I’m just gonna **_not_** call him.*
Ryan: *Hold on.*
Ryan: **Calls**
Nothing to do with your comment but mad respect for you watching stranger things 💓
What
I was your 1000 like
Obviously
how do you get the italics?