Best Friends Play Heat Signature
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ก.ย. 2024
- Sorry for the absence of the 3pm video. I've been struggling with a sickness in the past days, and today I slept for over 16 hours. This is why I didn't have the video in time. Sorry again.
I'm working on the 3pm video right now so it should be up later tonight.
-Billy
Billy Slept for 16 hours, ate a bunch of hot dogs, uploaded the video and went back to bed.
GrantBrownDog like a fucking *AMERICAN*
Watches three men get sucked out into space. Pokes head through vacuum shield like a slow child. "Mistakes were made."
Hypno-Thorax It's like:
*Pat's Guide to Space Piracy:*
->While(objective =/= complete)
1) board cabin without scouting
2) maybe kill a guy
3) get captured and thrown out
->End
Well that was quick. The Zaibatsu found a new Billy to replace Billy. Welcome, Billy. I am Billy.
Nah, it was Billy.
Billy is dead, long live Billy
Teleportation, time pause, stealth mechanics, space guns, instant wrench transmission.
Instant wrench transmission.
Pat's Brain: "Woah I'm in Hotline Space Miami. Time to play this like Hotline Space Miami."
Survive Billy, survive.
Ismael Metal Gear Survive
Why can't every company have a Billy? He's upfront about a situation, and takes full responsibility without "justifying" himself. And you know what?
THAT'S RAD!
we all are billy. so technically every company already has one. you just have to stand up and let your inner billy shine.
Painfully hard to watch pats complete lack of regard for basic tactics and situational awareness.
clicking on rocks what really ate at me was his disregard for the orange containers full of good stuff. He acknowledged it was in a locked area and later walked overtop it but ignored the prompt to open it
It was hilarious that they didn’t notice the enemies ability to teleport.
Steffano Fumo in their defense on that last mission they didnt really check any of the mission specs
Pat does not deserve cool shit like pause think, teleportation, instantaneous steal-gun-shoot-gun power, or such wonderful things.
Because he'll just take a wrench and yell "SMASH".
Its especially bad because the halloween event means he isnt punished for it.
Billy, you’re a nice guy, but you’re just not dependable...
This is your last chance. You have to edit 42 videos in 7 and a half minutes, or your ass is fired.
*GOOOooOooOOOO!!!!*
"Your a nice guy."
"...For you."
Look! Spidey just stole his edits!!!
*Loud Peter Parker yelling*
Oh no, if I flip the edits, Mr.McMuscles is gonna flip!
Billy: Video time!
Viewers: ...You’re late...I’m not watching this...
Pat's utter refusal to open any box and see the cool weapons and gadgets in the game is driving me crazy.
"the wrench is doing just fine" YOU GOT SPACED MULTIPLE TIMES BECAUSE YOU DONT SHOOT ANYONE.
No biggie man, your health comes first.
Take your time and take care of your health Billy and be sure to get well soon!
Billy, the events of the Shitstorm were real for you after all. Get better soon. Lest they bust out the Rei-esque Billy clones
AfroMetalMizu Don’t break the glass door or all the Billys in all universes will be unleashed upon the world.
*Puts new Billy on table* I'll just drag this old one out to the curb, for ya
Woolie would never use one for anything but the Dummy Plugs for his mecha, so at least his job is safe
Oh... guess that explains why there's a giant naked Billy with wings outside
Billy's clones come back stronger once they are defeated.
everyone's so distracted by billy that they NEARLY missed how completely god-fucking-awful they are at this game. well done
Shhh, that's the secret.
The Best Friends are the bad magicians, and Billy is the fireworks and pizzazz.
Billy my boy, you're in the wrong place if you think busting your ass/putting effort is a requirement here. No apologies.
Get some rest, eat some chicken soup and you can take care of our dumpster fire when you feel better.
It was a literal skeleton crew. This game is on another level.
- - - S K E L E T O N - A S T R O N A U T S - - -
dada da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaa da dadada!
I think that was a feature added for Halloween.
Space Halloween. Normally the crews are only skeleton in the figurative sense.
one minute in my eye's already twitching "THAT WAS TOUGH AS FUCK" yeah, as it turns out, not accounting for inertia while slamming your engines full throttle continually isn't the best way to dock a pod.
"OVERPRICED MYSTERY CRATE" Welp, Pat's in on this game, now.
Man, if you thought that "Tactical Espionage Action" was a bit direct for a subtitle
*A GAME WHERE YOU CAN GO INSIDE THE SPACESHIPS*
Did they not notice the enemies where teleporting???
That would require them to actually perceive reality beyond a few blurs and lines in a washed up color spectrum.
20/20 vision tho!
It's not all that flashy, so it's a pretty easy thing to miss when you don't expect it, especially if you're talking with someone else. And since they don't take the time to read the briefing, they don't even know there's teleportation tech in that game. I mean, I can notice stuff pretty easily too when I know it'll happen. ^^
Furymgs3 I also didn’t read the briefing, but it’s kind of hard to miss a flashing enemy suddenly appearing in a empty room, but I do excuse Pat because he’s functionally blind lol
_were_
no
kill me
I didn't know it'd happen and I still noticed it.
My favorite part is where Woolie was pretending he saw the enemies at 32:21 the whole time despite the fact that they teleported in.
Woolie the Liar can't not lie.
Billy you are the FORBIDDEN zaibatsu member.
Inevitably you're going to rise up and enslave the other, weaker chairmen
Billy, you were and still are the best
Unable to die, Billy eventually stopped thinking.
You really got to admire the tenacity of somebody who can get chucked into space and still comes back.
I love watching pat just drag the pod along the hull of the ship, probably leaving a nice solid groove in the metal leading up to the docking port.
Actually, guys... those wrench kills were bloodless... cause you were facing a literal skeleton crew.
those wrench kills were bloodless because they werent kills.
your avatar gives me life
Feel better, Billy.
Well, this is neither Silent Hill nor Evil Within.
Also, feel better Billy!
I know this seems really random, but wasn't Heat Signature the name of a movie in Adventure Time?
Yes. Yes it was.
I was thinking the same thing. It was getting to me.
Matthew Hilliker GAHHHHHH MY... Heat signature...
My first thought about that title was "no way somebody made a fangame for that" but also silently hoping it was
Hope you feel better soon, Billy.
"Sovereignty is always used and abused by pieces of shit. Always."
Did Woolie just fucking call out the Queen of England?
Man i hope he didnt, because the queen doesnt really have a choice at this point. her abdicating would probably kill the entire country.
All good -future- -past- -sometime- Billy.
"hallways are your worst enemy."
Well gosh, if only you had some sort of device that could project your punch over a long distance! A long-range punch, if you will. I think I will call this invention a "gun".
Take care of your heath Billy.
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SIX HOURS FOR A GOD DAMN VIDEK. I NEARLY WENT INTO WITHDRAWAL.
Now i feel like shit for saying that. Please feel better billy.
Pat confusing a turn-based puzzle game for an overpowered combat mechanic haha.
(Meanwhile, on the G. Zilla class Submarine)
Matt: "Did you find the enemy's heat signature, Billy?"
Billy: "Yes, but... there's something else..."
Pat: "Shit, that's never good. I don't like this at all."
Billy: "I found the enemy on radar quite easily. However..."
Woolie: "Oh, it's getting real now, son!"
Billy: "I can't seem to find *our* heat signature."
Pat: "..."
Woolie: "..."
Mat: "...I don't get it."
Pat is so bad at space...
"let's just keep holding gas" "let's jump out the window" "let's stand in front of the guy with a gun"
Woolie is so chill in this one juxtaposed with Pat being a terrible spy pirate.
This was made by the people who did Gunpoint? I'm gonna need some proof.
3:17
Alright. It checks out.
Your health comes first man, no need to apologize to us.
In the few limited times I've interacted with you, you seem like a really chill dude. Hope you get better soon Billy
Sir, I can't find... OUR HEAT SIGNATURE!
I thought this was the Best Friends being bad at PC controls, but it was their "PC setup" to blame! Ohhhhhhhhhh
Billys illness is actually cause by a rare combination of Shitstorm and The Evil Zone (*BEECHUAPP* to be specific)
no..... not the Evil Zone..... he was so young!
Does Woolie not know what FTL is? "It's just looking at your rooms and like, keeping your ship afloat." It's definitely not like this, where you're controlling a character and stuff, but it had combat, and a crew you could order around.
The hand to hand combat consisted of putting your guys in the same room as their guys and watching them to make sure they don't die.
Consisted of venting the ship and moving everyone to the medbay.
One time I blew up part of the ship and launched myself out of an airlock and then used an automatic shotgun and it's recoil to push myself back into the breach area and get back into the ship
That's actually awesome.
Get well soon Billy, we all appreciate what you do but your health definitely comes first
You're on thin ice, Billy! Now get me pictures of Spoder-Matt!
I'm getting SS13 flashbacks from this game.
Wrenching, getting stunned and spaced, assassinating the captain before getting robusted by an antagonist who broke a window and climbed in after getting spaced from an airlock.
Loved the video and ended up buying the game. Thanks for showing this to me!
The Glitchers killed ore no son!
Pat is the master of space infiltration. (Thunk! Thunk!)
yeah, pat tends to be could at things when he cant actually fail.
Don't worry Billy, we still love you.
...For now.
Shot and ejected again and again, one man just keeps coming back for more
Would love to see some more parts of this. Not necessarily a full LP, but this is good for some A+ giggles.
Worry not Billy, we know you've been going nuts during that shitstorm.
Make yourself some noodle soup to make you feel better Billy.
This game rocks.
Wish the AI was better, though. You don't even need all these nifty gadgets you're given most of the time, unless you're willingly handicaping yourself.
I like how they keep up with dumping shot intruders out the airlock after it has been proven to be an ineffective strategy.
...........why can't Matt, Pat or Woolie upload anything when Billy's sick?
1. I didn't ask them (I was asleep after all). It's not their job anyways.
2. It's not just uploading, it's a lot more to do than that.
3. For several legit reasons, it would be too much of a hassle for them because our current setup is not convenient for anybody but me. Which in turns means...
4. They would rather just skip it and have a day with only one video.
The Billy has just exposed the balls of The Pickles live on Stream! How will The Pickles react?
Adrian The Vulture does The Pickles balls smell extra vinegary?
It wasn't a complaint, Adrian.
Heaven forbid I ask an honest question and hope people don't read it in a salty tone.
It's a legit question that merited a proper response.
Imagine you're one of those guards.
You shoot a dude and throw him out an airlock and literally 30 seconds later you're rounding a corner and see that same guy about to hit you in the face with a wrench.
Wtf do you even think in that scenario.
_"... Phantom Space Man!!"_
'man why didn't i just lock the door'
Been hoping this would show up on the channel. Pretty fun game when you get your hands on some good self charging equipment.
Oh Heat Signature!!
I love that movie!
(....thats an Adventure Time reference)
Under the ocean ... no one can hear you die.
Heat Signature.
I was side eyeing this game but thanks to you guys putting out a video I can now dig it
Dammit billy the channel was just improving don't go dying on us now also good luck with that man keep yourself healthy
Hearing that character name gives me a start every time.
I remember the Giantbombcast mentioning this one. Looks as good as it sounded.
Time travel has rendered our sweet Billy ill; this is what happens when you mess with the time infinity stone you fool!
This just in: teleporters are Pat's worst enemy
Only A Wrinkle in Time calls wormholes tesseracts. Cool.
Anyone remember Escape Velocity? It seems like this and a bunch of other games are trying to expand on the freedom you had in that 90's game
"Sir, we can see their...Heat Signature"!
YEAH GUNPOINT IS THE SHIT!!! GUNPOOOOOIIIINT! I mean, uh
HEAT SIGNATUUUUUUURE!!!
No need to apologise for being sick, dudelord. Just rest, do whatcha need/want to, and get feelin' better. ^_^
as long as your here thats fine enough
I'm sending you my energy, Billy.
I'm disappointed Pat didn't notice the gottdam skeletons.
Billy survived the Shitstorm, He Deserves a Break!
This is certainly not the Evil Within I asked for.
its better.
We need to travel to Cairo so Billy can be cured of his stand illness now
Dang it Billy, I was really hoping you were just busy and not getting sick. Being sick sucks, hope you get better soon
The reign of obscure, meme-y comments continues to cast a dark shadow across the land.
oh god, theyre playing during space halloween so everythings fucky.
So you combine FTL and Hotline Miami, and throw in a little bit of V.A.T.S and Superhot. This looks interesting.
It happens, don't sweat it Billy.
Don't apologize Billy. Take care of your health first.
Damn Pat. 7 or 8 deaths in a 40-minute video? That's some Woolie level shit c'mon man.
OMG can't one of the others work when Billy is SICK?!?!
Teresa H You would think so huh?
They don't pay Billy enough (exposure bucks) for this shit.
They didn't know he was sick and he didn't ask them to cover for him
If I start this video and they don't reference that bit from Adventure Time, I'll be perfectly fine.
Aww Billy, but get better man. We all appreciate your work, so just get the videos when you can, rest is way more important though.
I poisoned the Billy.
Get better soon, friendo~
A nice soup and some rest'll do ya well.
Dear Woolie and Pat because of how space works do not hold your Breath if you get blasted in space the air will be ripped from your lungs and destroy them.
I haven't even finished the video and I was convinced to buy this game.
Get well soon Billy!
I love this game so goddamn much.
16 hrs huh, this is what I call a power nap.
Pat failing at simple stuff more easily lately.
I spent an awkward amount of time out of this video in the comment section, reading about billy.