Because there is Alpha amylase and Beta amylase and a cow has Both so a cow can eat Salad AND grass, but a human couldnt Digest grass ( These are enzymes which breaks carbonhydratechains into smaller chains for example lactose will Break into galctose and glucose, Thats why lactose free milk tastes sweeter)
Me during class: “I’m not sleeping my mind is alive” Edit : I got a lotta likes in just a couple of hours so tyy 😁😁 Edit 2: The likes are rolling in just like my debt ❤️❤️ Edit 3: Y’all I had a test today and when I was done I actually lived this word- Edit 4 : MY TEACHER EVERYONE HATES HAS BEEN ABSENT ALSO JUSTICE FOR GRASS! Basically what happened was I fell asleep but I heard every single person talking (I heard my teacher coming my way that’s how I woke up)
Literally me during hour-long-first-thing-in-the-morning-all-slideshow-running-on-no-sleep-due-to-the-amount-of-homework science class when i was younger lol
“YES WHALE” had me rolling on the floor
227 likes but no comments!? Let’s fix that
I’m dying 🤣
TH-cam comments piss me off so much
@@Madz_xXfr, especially the comments on youtube shorts
Thats my favourite
TAYLOR IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND THE MOST NATURAL CELEBRITY EVER🩷🩷
“Sit, why aren’t you a dog”
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 yes she said that to her cat 🐈
“ I ✨ DiEd 🤌🏻 DeAd “ Slay queen
"Why can we eat salad but not grass" Yes vegan teacher, tell us why
We need a new era: Grassjusticelore
Ahem.
Tracks include:
Grassile- exile
The Grass- The1
Peace (for grass)- peace
Grass season- august
WHAT ELSE?
@@swiftieduck Omg I love that lol
@@ngl-imkindastupid ty ;)
Because there is Alpha amylase and Beta amylase and a cow has Both so a cow can eat Salad AND grass, but a human couldnt Digest grass ( These are enzymes which breaks carbonhydratechains into smaller chains for example lactose will Break into galctose and glucose, Thats why lactose free milk tastes sweeter)
@@swiftieduck Grass (Taylor’s version)
HAHAHA SHES STILL A QUEEN AFTER THOSE THO 😂😂😂
“I’m really exci- I’m hungry, I’m also really excited”
"There will be no explanation only reputation because I AM DRAMATIC" 😭💜💅🏽
Why can we eat salad but not grass is actually so genius omfg
LOL THE QUEEN SLAYED
Me during class:
“I’m not sleeping my mind is alive”
Edit : I got a lotta likes in just a couple of hours so tyy 😁😁
Edit 2: The likes are rolling in just like my debt ❤️❤️
Edit 3: Y’all I had a test today and when I was done I actually lived this word-
Edit 4 : MY TEACHER EVERYONE HATES HAS BEEN ABSENT ALSO JUSTICE FOR GRASS!
Basically what happened was I fell asleep but I heard every single person talking
(I heard my teacher coming my way that’s how I woke up)
Hahah! 😂
Yeah fr 😂
Frrrr😂
Exactly 😂
Literally me during hour-long-first-thing-in-the-morning-all-slideshow-running-on-no-sleep-due-to-the-amount-of-homework science class when i was younger lol
"Rip me me, rip me, I died dead" Me everyday 😂
THIS DANG DEER JUST JUMPED OUT IN FRONT OF MY VAN
-Taylor swift
RATATATTATATATATATATATATATATATATA
-TAYLOR SWIFT
And this is why we love her
Yk what else u can‘t spell without ts…FacTS
TS is a mastermind, will always be a book u can‘t put down and that are facTS
That 'JE SUIS CALME' was damn good tho😂❤❤
That Karma is Real 💅🏻- Wise words by our queen Taylor
“mOtHeR iS mOtHeRiNg”
“You’re getting really upset and whenever a man shows emotion ✨I appear.”✨
This is the rainiest rain show that has every rain showed ever ever ever 🌧️
PLSSS DO MORE OF THESE, ITS SO GOOOD
WE NEED A PART TWO!!!!
If you do a part 2 : " this dear this dang dear just jumped Infront my van" 😂
I love how random these where 😂
Breath in , breathe deep ,breath through ,breathe out 😊
She’s so funny… whether she means to be or not, but she is.
“BUT THIS ONE DOESN’T HAVE A HEAD!! 😭”
Just be yourself, there is no one better.
-Taylor Swift
The JUIS SUIS CALME scared us all 😅
The last one is my fav cause of his reaction after she shouted that😂
This woman is just amazing😍
“Wanna see my back tattoo…yep, pretty great, I might get it permanent”
Hahahahahhahah god I love this girl😂
andddd this is why we lover her ❤❤❤❤
Can you pls do NOT THE STEAK 😂❤
I LOVE taylor ❤❤❤❤❤❤
The best one is
"When do you sleep"
"I sleep at night, thats a good question though"
“I’m nominated for some CMT awards!” **dances around excitedly**
Taylor is so good
It has to be “I’m not asleep my mind is aLiVe”
And, this is why, I will STAY, STAY, STAY, a Swiftie FOREVER & ALWAY’S!
"No... this is a pizza!"
why did she sound so much like mattie westbrook when she said, “i’m not sleeping my mind is alive”
One of my faves: (when refering to evermore on eras tour) I see what you have been saying ive seen it all
“I could fall of this thing and die…that’s awesome”
“We’re getting really upset and whenever a man shows emotion ✨I appear✨”😎
_I Love Taylor _*_SO_*_ Much_
“Are u allergic to awesomeness” got me dying
“Mother is mothering”-Taylor Swift😂
Don't forget "whenever a man shows emotion, i appear!"
This is the rainiest rain show that ever rain showed
YES WHALE 😂I LITERALLY DIED ON THE GROUND
I dont want this series to endd 😭
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSEEEEEE"
ALL THE ANGLES ALL THE ANGLES!
Taylor needs to make an album called 13
Mother is mothering, but mother is indeed mothering 😂
“you can’t spell cats without ts” is one of my favorite lines she said
Part 2 pleaseeee!!
I’ll never lose my retainers again.”
“iN mY mOnOlOgUe”
How I am when I’m mad at someone and they tell me to calm down
„3,2,1 KISS!👹“
She is the best 😂
“ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO AWESOMENESS “
Karma is a relaxing thought
Queen Taylor 💅
" YES WHALE " IM CRYING LOVE HER
I love your videos, and I really hope you get to see her in concert if you have not already
I just got 2 Taylor Swift once said in a row, including this one by the same person
We have to keep streaming her on December 13
“For me ummmmm”😂😂
“Why can we eat salad but not gRaSsSS” 😂😂 SO TRUE
THESE MAKE ME LOVE TAYLOR MORE THEN I ALREADY DO (and that’s hard to believe)
What she said in French translates to I AM CALM
"RařaTæTætÆtÆtæTætAtA"
She's so lovely crazi.!!!
Alice Swift in wonderland.
😂😂😂❤❤❤
GeEeEt OuT oF My HoUSe!!!!😂😂😂😂😂- Taylor swift
Sometimes you know you just gotta shake it off
I HAVE TWO!
“Yeah my brother is a real bro for doing that”
“youre the proest pro out there”
Love this ❤️ It’s so funny, and cute 🥰
"im intimidated on the thought of being average"
“You could lose your hand. You could lose your foot. You could lose your hand trying to get it off your foot” - Taylor Swift
"This dang dear"
-taylor swift
Ms. Swift is the most awesome female role model! I am like old enough to your mom, but she keeps me at 15… nothing but love❤
"ReSt In PeAcE mE, rIp Me, I dIeD dEaD"
Taylor is so iconic i can't 😂❤🎉
I love the "I'm not asleep, my mind is aLiVe😂
WheRe Is The PrinCeSs OF KiTtY TowN ✨😍
I literally love you taylor Alison swift omggg❤❤❤❤❤❤
don’t forget
“happy national snake day my favorite day of the year”
The last one always gets me
Mother is mothering
-Taylor swift
✨Im a doctor now, so i know how breathing works✨
I made it into the video!! Thank you so much!💖
"Thank you, Thank you so much for saying that ❤️"
te quiero para mi QUERIDA TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!!
Oh my gosh I love you sooo much Taylor
In me when she says stop like we’re fighting in front of the kids and it’s her cats
i'm so glad i'm not the only one who quotes "ghosts" she's so funny
"Why can we eat salad but not grass" the debate topic in class
✨A dAnG dEaR✨
Lol she a queen 👑