isn't it a different legal entity tho? edit, also isnt xb part of big salmon from early season? him calling mumbo's iron shop a big corporation would be like disney suing a small animation studio for being a soulless corporate entity that should long ago pass all it's ip to the public domain
I mean, you technically don't need to eat golden carrots, you could just very easily farm and mass bake potatoes for free. Golden carrots are a commodities and a luxury
It’s such a small detail, but the news banner at the bottom of the screen is hilarious! “Moon size report: still the same (thank goodness)” “Globe earthers ‘still believe’ after farlands expedition”
I like the last one, it's probably a reference to a recent event where several flat earthers went to Antarctica IRL to observe the 24 hour sun (only possible on a round earth) and several left still unconvinced.
Well according to law, just because the prices are high, doesn't give you any reason to grief (brake a window randomly) Plus isn't that the poe poe job to regulate prices, Cubfan123 being the manager, plus scar is a member of the poe poe Like Bdubs said at the end *Mumbo fail to provide a solution* , Mumbo expected XB to act against the law, to solve the problem, which he could have use as levarege for more damage control. But XB used common sense.
Seriously though, beef n doc have been preparing since forever and scar and mumbo have prepared NOTHING yet they came up with the BEST counter arguments on the fly while also being funny af. 👏👏👏
I can't believe Mumbo went through all the effort to make so many headlines for Tall Claims TV "GLOBE EARTHERS 'STILL BELIEVE' DESPITE FARLANDS EXPEDITION" is my favorite so far
That’s actually hilarious considering people just did go on an expedition to Antarctica called The Final Experiment. Three flat earthers and some representing the globe side.
@@karrde5566I guess BDubs saw it fitting that since the Ore Snatcher caused him to do his crime last time getting sent back should be a reminder not to take law into his own hands in this case trying to hijack a trial.
Yah taking away a person's time on server is funny sure. Doc has been bullied this season more then ever and it's starting to get frustrating more then fun. This is turning from haha to just plain mean
23:44 Bdubs: Do you have your law license? Jevin: I do not. Bdubs: Ok, then what are you talking for? Might be the most savage thing Bdubs has ever said.
I love how protective Bdubs is of Mumbo's building, the fact that Mumbo even got a punishment speaks to how unbiased of a leader his excellency truly is.
Missed opportunity: One might argue that Mumbo not knowing how farmer trades works speaks to his character for being a hard worker who doesn't exploit labor and does almost everything himself.
@@optanish2996 2x1? that is not enough space for them to even spawn an iron golem, and they also need company to do so, and a bed which a trading hall doesn't provide. now is he scareing them almost to death constantly? yes 100% you gotta force those spawns
"Are you, the Ore Snatcher?" "No." "No?" "I am not." "That's freaking devastating ;-;" I couldn't stop laughing at this part. I'm barely even done the video and it's been a hell of a lot funnier than I expected it to be.
@@MiraakEnjoyer scar had many moments, for all that he was coming up with stuff on the fly, he eventually stuck on a few strong points that really turned around the case. I was expecting total failure, it looked like the most cut and dry case imaginable. But they at least got to dish out _some_ stuff onto the plaintiffs.
Man the news captions at the bottom are genius 'Permit office closed December to June for Christmas' 'Surplus mega corp says 'Air quality is better than ever' 'Etho upgrades tissue box to a washed takeaway container' 'Big News: TV caption writers would like more pay, says everyone' 'Diamond inflation at all time high as Doc buids another T bore' and so many more
It's so interesting how sometimes different hermits story overlap, so you get a moment like: - Ok, BDubs is here, Scar... WHY IS DOC WEARING MAID OUTFIT???
Three things: (1) Mumbo is SURPRISINGLY logical and honestly such a good lawyer and had such good refutes (2) Bdubs is the guy that won in the end 🤣 (3) Docm77 is losing 2 times in a row is amazing
Since you've already added a third thing to your two things I'll add a fourth: (4) there is a massive missed opportunity for Mumbo to get other hermits to countersue XB because the protestor armor stands were using their likeness (without permission) to promote an agenda.
0:56 RECORD SALES DOWN AS PLAYERS DISCOVER /PLAYSOUND TRICK 1:15 RICH&RICH GET RECORD BONUSES DESPITE LOSING CUSTOMER FUNDS 1:29 PERMIT OFFICE CLOSED FROM DECEMBER TO JUNE FOR CHRISTMAS 1:45 SNOW BEGINS TO FALL AS XISUMA FORGETS TU RUN 'NO RAIN' COMMAND 2:06 AI CHAT BOT FOUND TO BE LONELY MAN WITH A REDSTONE KEYBOARD 2:46 MINED WORKER IN HOSPITAL AFTER 'PROVING WATER IS SAFE TO DRINK' 3:02 DIAMOND INFLATION AT ALL TIME HIGH AS DOC BUILDS ANOTHER T-BORE 3:18 BOP AND GO JINGLE STILL TOPPING CHARTS. WORLD TOUR ANNOUNCED 3:31 NECK ROLL PARROT DANCE GOES VIRAL ON BRICK-TOK 3:47 GEN-M ARE DITCHING VOICE CHAT AND WOULD RATHER MESSAGE INSTEAD 4:01 SHOPPING DISTRICT PORTAL DEEMED 'UGLY BEAUIFUL' BY POLL 4:15 ETHO UPGRADES TISSUE BOX TO A WASHED TAKEAWAY CONTAINER 5:25 GLOBE EARTHERS 'STILL BELIEVE' DESPITE FARLANDS EXPEDITION 5:55 MOON SIZE REPORT: STILL THE SAME ( THANK GOODNESS) 6:10 NETHERITE OUT OF STYLE, AS YOUTH OPT FOR LESS FLASHY BRANDS 6:39 INDEPENDAT STUDY FINDS THUMB SHIFTING TO BE OPTIMAL 6:55 INCREASE ARM MUSCLE 33.3% WITH ONE SIMPLE CLICK! STORY AT 10 7:09 BIG NEWS: TV CAPTION WRITERS WOULD LIKE MORE PAY SAYS EVERYONE 7:27 OLDER MINECRAFTERS SAY NEW GENERATIONS HAVE IT EASY 7:40 VILLAGERIAN IS THE MOST HOSTILE LANGUAGE ACCORDING TO POLL 8:04 SURPLUS MEGA CORP SAYS 'AIR QUALITY IS BETTER THAN EVER' (LOREEEE) 8:22 NEW ZOMBIE FLESH DIET GARUNTEES FAST RESULTS 8:47 HACKER INFILTRATES ENDER CHEST NETWORK- ITEMS LOST 9:04 ENGINEERS ADD 5TH TICK TO REPEATER, PUBLIC STILL UNINTERESTED 9:18 'IS THAT SHEEP LOOKING AT YOU?' LIVE SHOW BOUGHT BY MINEFLIX 9:32 HOW MANY IS TOO MANY? ASK TV CAPTION WRITERS 9:48 LEAVING FLOATING TREES NAMED AS BIGGEST 'ICK' BY GEN-M 10:15 BLOCKLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST BANNED AFTER FAILED SPEED POTION TEST 11:05 PIG KILLS OWNER AFTER 20TH RIDE WITHOUT GETTING CARROT 11:21 NEW SMART WATCH PUTS F3 ON YOUR WRIST 12:59 WART EPIDEMIC CAUSED BY IRRESPONSIBLE MARKETING CAMPAIGN 13:14 NEW STUDY FINDS 91% OF PLAYERS DON'T UNDERSTAND COMPARATORS 13:30 KELP FURNACES RECOMMENDED TO FIGHT CLIMATE CHANGE 13:44 RESEARCHERS FINDS WE DO NOT LIVE IN A SIMULATION 13:58 SKYSCRAPER FIRM LOBBIES GOVERNMENT FOR INCREASED BUILD HEIGHT 14:14 COPPER VOTED BEST BLOCK IN MINECRAFT, DESPITE LIMITED USES 14:44 THEAORETICAL PHYSICISTS MODEL CURVED BLOCKS CALLED 'BALLS' 15:00 MAGIC MOUNTAIN LAWN FLAMINGO COMPANY GOES INTO LIQUIDATION 15:14 HUNGRY HERMIT ADDICTION REACHES EPIDEMIC LEVELS 15:29 GEN-M SHOULD 'STOP EATING GOLD CARROTS' TO SAVE FOR STARTER BASE 15:45 REPEAT WAVE #1 29:20 REPEAT WAVE #2
everything about this is hilarious. doc is in a maid outfit, scar has no idea what hes doing, mumbo is being a better lawyer than his own lawyer, bdubs is sending doc to skyblock again, the fireworks keep killing people, i love it
The switch between having the TV captions when in the TV cam's consistent view vs. them not being there in your first-person POV was so great. "Everyone else being poor is just a skill issue" cracked me up. Loved the captions. Always a joy to see so many Hermits together, and this episode had me laughing the whole time. Kudos all around, and wishing you a happy holiday season!
beef: ...one of the worst looking shop everyone: ????? scar: OBJECTION! bdubs: let's hear that objection! i want to hear this scar: that was mean! :( bdubs: * immediately agrees & gives strike to complainant * LMAO never insult a good build in front of bdubs
I watched his video first, and I forgot he was wearing it. Oh my God it’s even funnier. He said it was his most “posh” outfit, but I think he knew what he was doing man the fan art is going to be great.
Mumbo forgot one crucial thing, he only had to build that shop in the first place because it was demanded by the law despite his previous shop being small, and quiet.
“I have strong reason to believe that the ore snatcher is in this room right now” THE GASP I GUSPT!!!!! I think it’s Mumbo, honestly, but I am interested to see where this line of questioning takes us.
Joe made a comment about it being xB, but he might have been saying that as a troll. I think it would be hilarious if it were False, because for all of Doc's reputation as a big scary -fluffy- guy, *_ain't nobody_* on the server got the stones to take on the Queen of Hearts, Heads and Body Parts.
Which you could also make the argument in his favor that he wasn't the one who put the iron outside the shop himself. So that could be considered sabatoge by an outside party. Plus the fact that protesting outside the shop which has XB right out front in the walkway would impede others in their ability to walk around the shopping district safely
A loophole I noticed as soon as Bdubs said Mumbo's punishment: XB can just ask Butler Mumbo to remove the noises and metal poisoning... Mumbo could just put them back after his Butler time is served though
He could put the noises back if he so chose, since he actually put them there in the first place, whereas a third party put the metal.pollution. Another thing I would have mentioned is that maybe Beef doesn't have any diamonds because he hasn't been on the server since his little meatball was born. But that's just the argument I would have made.
@@Inuyasha619 dude it's all fake drama, they're having fun making a story. No one is being bullied, if they actually had a problem with anything they'd take it up privately with the hermits and solve it on discord.
This case was crazy, but the outcome was hilarious. Brilliant triple whammy ruling from the great judge Bdubbs. I love how the legal team of Scar (completely unprepared) and Mumbo (winging it and taking over for his own lawyer) somehow made a more convincing case than the prosecution 😂.
As someone who did mock trial as a kid, this is exactly how I imagined a court case would go in Minecraft 🤣🤣🤣 Punishing BOTH SIDES _and_ the prosecutor’s lawyer??? That is wild and I love it hahahahahaha
This could not possibly be more entertaining. Fireworks. Drama. Wild accusations. Strikes. The punishment carpet. Scar improvising his legal strategy. BDubs wielding authority. Doc banished to a sky block a second time. Mumbo becoming the Hermitcraft butler. Entranced. Judge Judy got nothin’ on Judge BDubs.
the news headlines actually have me dying- 'Etho upgrades tissue box to a washed takeaway container' 'Moon size report: Still the same (thank goodness)' HAD ME ROLLING THEYRE SO GOOD
There were no zones preventing me from building a mine in the shopping district, in fact the permit office required that I build the shop in the shopping district...
Dc being Punished by the Court AGAIN is the funniest outcome of the Trial. Atleast Mumbo is getting a free video idea and possibly entertaining content... Also XB only got a slap on the wrist in comparrison to Mumbo.
Mr. Jumbo, asking the jury to show their food was genius. It felt like that one scene in a legal episode of a TV show where one guy says something really simple and turns the tides of the trial.
He told Scar to _git gud_ in one _Life_ series and Skizz the same in the next. Don't let that sweet face fool you-behind that 'stache is the soul of a pro gamer.
Another good argument: Since sales are regulated by the permit office, an iron shop selling well does not affect a golden carrot shop selling badly. Shops are obliged to sell different products, so there is no competition between them.
@CERISTHEDEV counter argument to this is that if XB hadn't set up this entire court case then Mumbo would have had time to restock his shops. You could also make the argument (in an actual court case) that the stress caused by the impending court case caused mumbo to be unable to focus on restocking (his multiple videos building the factory no being involved here 😂)
So apparently, everyone ignored Mumbo begging people not to buy from him 🤣 and depending which shop was sold out, it could be argued that the only reason the item frame shop was sold out, is because Jevin bought him out to make Christmas decorations.
Hoping for another case where Doc isn't mentioned at all, isn't even present, but B-Dubs sentences him to another 24h of Skyblock just to maintain tradition
Also, for tinnitus: Wrap your hands around the back of your head and kinda drum the fingers against the back of your skull; so this for a bit and it should help with the ringing. There's some videos you can look for that demonstrate it, but it's definitely helped people I know with the ringing. Hope that helps!
If I had a nickel for ever time I have seen Mumbo being forced to be a butler, I would have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it has happened twice
Calling Cub to the stand _could have been_ a big brain move, considering Cub LITERALLY has some of the loudest shops in the shopping district. Fireworks make noise, and the Nylium shop is _constantly_ spouting nonsense. If Mumbo is getting sued for his noisy shop, then why is the head of law allowed to get away with the same crimes?
I remember how proud he was to create that build and how genuinely hard he tried. I think it adds to the drama to imagine everyone else thinking he wasn’t trying and that this whole arc just genuinely hurts a little bit. Hopefully not the case though ❤️
Bdubs is an absolute genius for getting these court cases together, they are some of the best content ever! I was genuinely laughing for so much of this XD
This is really frustrating to watch because I can think of plenty of defenses for Mumbo that they never even consider... Like how the "metal pollution spill" was clearly sabotage, as Mumbo's machinery was perfectly in-tact, and the copper mixed in is proof of outside interference since its an IRON mine, not copper. Additionally, there's no basis to sue Mumbo for his shop being noisy when CUB HIMSELF has some of the noisiest shops in the district (his firework shop and the Nylium shop).
i love how they had So many things to leverage. such as mumbo *not being the one who did the pollution terraforming* and cubfan's shops nearly all being as loud if not *louder* than mumbo's, the poe poe being responsible for making the iron shop happen due to the "permanent iron pile" apparently not counting as a part of the *IRON AND GOLD* permit shop, coulda been really pressuring beef on the whole *conflict of interest* with him being a partial owner of the food shop and honestly i think more shops should have sound design in solidarity! a little music in half foods, some ambient noises in logland, copper noises in x's copper shop, joel already has music you can play in his shops, and etho's froglight purchasing experience comes with sound effects too! just anything but the Awful poe-paganda blaring all the time also hashtag justice for mumbo, being a butler without officially written terms basically means being the whole server's involuntary servant, *for two weeks!!!!!*
Right..I blame the poe poe..the pile was part of the permanent shop but was taken as a pop up shop..and thus leading to this shop being built. (And of course itd be funny seeing as scar and cub is there as well)
The next best thing after the courtroom was the subtle references to other parts of Hermitcraft (including other seasons) in the small quotes down at the bottom like an actual news channel
THIS IS LITERALLY HILARIOUSSSS OH MY GODDD I cant believe you had the judge on your side and honestly Scar was a great lawyer . being a butler isn’t the worst punishment .. at least it isn’t skyblock HAHAHA !!! AMAZING EPISODE MUMBO!!
23:42 Hands down best scene of the video.... Bdubs to Jevin : Do you have your law licence? Jevin : I do not your honour.. Buds the GOATTT(in the absolute ammmmmmazing savagery of a one liners ever delivered): Ok then what are you talking for? XDDDD suchhh an awesome episode.. @BDUBZ am starstruckkk🤩😍❤️🔥
Assuming mumbo didn’t throw a cubic meter of brick through the window, make a noise machine out of sheer resentment and feelings, stalking XB, mocking his competitor, then claiming that there is no pollution when the proof is so clear it nearly seems satire. If so, then yes, that shop didn’t deserve to be sued.
@clamheaven Most of those points you mentioned are technically things against Mumbo and not the Iron Shop. Also the pollution was clearly placed there by someone else in an attempt to make the issue seem worse than it actually was. Not to mention the excessive use of armor stands as protest clogging up public walking space.
Tinnitus advice from a classical musician that used to sit in front of obnoxious trombones on a regular basis: a temporary fix is to cover your ears with the palms of your hands and drum your fingers against the back of your head for 15-20 seconds. Not a permanent fix, but you can do it unlimited times. Hope this helps! 18:45
This is the funniest court case ever. Scar makes a surprisingly good lawyer, imagine what he could do if he prepared for his cases! (I also love the banners "Etho switches tissue box for washed out takeaway container" was my favorite)
Little hard to beat the ‘big corporation’ allegations when you just spent the last 3 episodes building a ginormous factory
Can you really be a corporation if you work alone?
Objection, the iron store has existed longer than the factory
isn't it a different legal entity tho?
edit, also isnt xb part of big salmon from early season? him calling mumbo's iron shop a big corporation would be like disney suing a small animation studio for being a soulless corporate entity that should long ago pass all it's ip to the public domain
Objection. Mumbo is not CEO of the factory, Surplus is a completely separate, independent business.
Objection: the factory was not for his iron shop.
"on what basis?" "on the objection basis." "sustained." is peak hermitcraft dialogue
lmaoo
Also potentially an ace attorney joke (but I'm not sure this story was scripted that deeply)
Perry mason is rolling in his grave
Best line: "IT'S CALLED 'MINECRAFT'! WE'RE ALL MINERS, YOU FOOL!"
"Hermits out of context compilation"
*minor
@sumdude1176 Actually, they did use the correct phrase in this context
@@Dandygirl_94yeah, but it's funny when you take it out of that context. That's what "out of context" is all about.
FLY YOU FOOLS!
The fact that everyone lost is somehow the only satisfying ending for this episode
evryone except scar who gets no punishment and bdubs who gets mumbos color grading tips
Scar won, he gets his lawyer fee pay.
But "double whammy decision" should definitely be an actual real life legal term.
@@bakedbozos Not only does he get no punishment, he gets paid.
@@stephenramsey5585 not only does he get paid. He gets a butler Mumbo.
@@stephenramsey5585what would he be punished for? being a great lawyer?
Re Scar's argument about big box stores selling stuff one doesn't need but wants, the very quiet "Like food?" from Cleo was hilarious.
I mean, you technically don't need to eat golden carrots, you could just very easily farm and mass bake potatoes for free. Golden carrots are a commodities and a luxury
I didn't hear that 😂😂
cant wait to see `Real Lawyer Reacts To Hermitcraft VS Mumbo`
YES
Let’s all tag Legal Eagle 🤣
I know it won't happen. But it would be funny if Legal Eagle did it
@@LigerSuperstar I could see him doing it 😅
Pleaaassseeee
It’s such a small detail, but the news banner at the bottom of the screen is hilarious!
“Moon size report: still the same (thank goodness)”
“Globe earthers ‘still believe’ after farlands expedition”
They’re so funny
“Diamond inflation at all time high as Doc builds a new T-Bore”
"Etho upgrades tissue box to a washed takeaway container"
I like the last one, it's probably a reference to a recent event where several flat earthers went to Antarctica IRL to observe the 24 hour sun (only possible on a round earth) and several left still unconvinced.
@@orbrat212 Well.. uhh.. maybe there's a second sun that orbits the antarctic maybe
I'm not even 5 minutes in, but "Quiet, former convict of the court" hits hard as opening statement😂
I'm surprised Doc wasn't disbarred.
Yeah, that's great!!! 😂😂😂
I like how Scar says Mumbo has a small family shop, meanwhile Mumbo is during construction of a mega corp factory
the man's not been making OCs all season for us to just ignore them! mumbo is merely one of many in that little town
@Adlimski he’s just the hard working contractor building it. 💪
31:02 "I haven't shopped there, but not because of the sound but because the prices are too high" XB was doomed from the start I fear
Well according to law, just because the prices are high, doesn't give you any reason to grief (brake a window randomly)
Plus isn't that the poe poe job to regulate prices, Cubfan123 being the manager, plus scar is a member of the poe poe
Like Bdubs said at the end *Mumbo fail to provide a solution* , Mumbo expected XB to act against the law, to solve the problem, which he could have use as levarege for more damage control. But XB used common sense.
Ngl, scar actually did a pretty good job. He had some banger arguments and counter-arguments there
and he's got the most perfect voice ever for the part 😂
imagine if he was actually awake enough
Seriously though, beef n doc have been preparing since forever and scar and mumbo have prepared NOTHING yet they came up with the BEST counter arguments on the fly while also being funny af. 👏👏👏
Mumbo was so excited when he noticed Scar is finally awake
'Objection! That was mean'
I can't believe Mumbo went through all the effort to make so many headlines for Tall Claims TV "GLOBE EARTHERS 'STILL BELIEVE' DESPITE FARLANDS EXPEDITION" is my favorite so far
My favorite was "Moon Status Report: Still Normal (Thank Goodness!)"
i felt the 91% of all minecraft players don't understand comparators on a deep level xD (don't remember the exact wording of this)
Clearly they never finished the END
That’s actually hilarious considering people just did go on an expedition to Antarctica called The Final Experiment. Three flat earthers and some representing the globe side.
@@sleepyavo 13:20 "New study finds 91% of players don't understand comparators."
I am so happy that Doc got sent back to the skyblock. Thats the funniest possible outcome of this
i think a suspension of his lawyerness.. would have fit the crimes better but this is a much better outcome haha
so hilarious
@@karrde5566I guess BDubs saw it fitting that since the Ore Snatcher caused him to do his crime last time getting sent back should be a reminder not to take law into his own hands in this case trying to hijack a trial.
Yah taking away a person's time on server is funny sure. Doc has been bullied this season more then ever and it's starting to get frustrating more then fun. This is turning from haha to just plain mean
@@Inuyasha619 i don’t think any of the hermits would make doc do something he’s not okay with…
25:38 "Did you know that my shop sold things that people put inside their body for nutrition?" "Yes, but they are heavily metallic." UNDERRATED
I was kind of sad that they completely skimmed over that part.
@ frrr like that’s comedy gold
@@ImAlwaysSunny so are the carrots😅
@@ImAlwaysSunny excellent choice of words
23:44
Bdubs: Do you have your law license?
Jevin: I do not.
Bdubs: Ok, then what are you talking for?
Might be the most savage thing Bdubs has ever said.
This was one of my favourite parts
Yet Bdubs allow mumbo to make a cross examination, and XB as well.
I love how protective Bdubs is of Mumbo's building, the fact that Mumbo even got a punishment speaks to how unbiased of a leader his excellency truly is.
Praise our wise wide eyed leader...
You’re sucking up like YOU’RE the next case. Awful suspicious
@@river-of-noodles In the words of out exalted justice; SHUTUP!
@@cadeneichenlaubfantastic line
@@river-of-noodlesYOU'LL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO
Missed opportunity: One might argue that Mumbo not knowing how farmer trades works speaks to his character for being a hard worker who doesn't exploit labor and does almost everything himself.
They argue that he's greedy. But on several occasions he's told everybody to not shop at his shops! Would a greedy man say 'I don't want buisnes'? No!
@BlooDergon99 wow ya you guys really bring out a valid point😅
till you realize that mumbo has villagers confined in a 2x1 constantly producing iron for him with no compensation to speak of
@@optanish2996 2x1? that is not enough space for them to even spawn an iron golem, and they also need company to do so, and a bed which a trading hall doesn't provide. now is he scareing them almost to death constantly? yes 100% you gotta force those spawns
@@MortZar almost constantly, they do have to rest to continue hence beds.
"Objection, he was mean"
Yeah, Scar's got this
TBF, that was actually pretty mean haha
Yup. Know your audience.
"Are you, the Ore Snatcher?"
"No."
"No?"
"I am not."
"That's freaking devastating ;-;"
I couldn't stop laughing at this part. I'm barely even done the video and it's been a hell of a lot funnier than I expected it to be.
He should have asked Jevin after cause I’ve heard some speculation that it might have been him. Cub being The Jingler made him the obvious choice
Mumbo: Uses cyan and cyan-adjacent blocks in nearly everything he builds.
Bdubs: "I can't believe he chose cyan!"
Mumbo being a better lawyer than his lawyer is so funny to me 😂
To be fair, scar had his moments
@@MiraakEnjoyer scar had many moments, for all that he was coming up with stuff on the fly, he eventually stuck on a few strong points that really turned around the case.
I was expecting total failure, it looked like the most cut and dry case imaginable. But they at least got to dish out _some_ stuff onto the plaintiffs.
For sure
Man the news captions at the bottom are genius
'Permit office closed December to June for Christmas'
'Surplus mega corp says 'Air quality is better than ever'
'Etho upgrades tissue box to a washed takeaway container'
'Big News: TV caption writers would like more pay, says everyone'
'Diamond inflation at all time high as Doc buids another T bore' and so many more
The permit shop was opened twice I think
THERES ALSO "moon size report: still the same(thank goodness)"
Also the "Globe earthers 'still believe' despite farlands expedition" in reference to the Final Experiment.
"independant studies finds thumb shifting to be optimal"
"Pig kills rider after 20th ride without carrot"
It's so interesting how sometimes different hermits story overlap, so you get a moment like:
- Ok, BDubs is here, Scar... WHY IS DOC WEARING MAID OUTFIT???
Oh no that skin was specifically _for_ this court case
It was his fanciest outfit :D
Three things:
(1) Mumbo is SURPRISINGLY logical and honestly such a good lawyer and had such good refutes
(2) Bdubs is the guy that won in the end 🤣
(3) Docm77 is losing 2 times in a row is amazing
i mean he IS a redstoner, and very quick-witted, so I'm not surprised :)
Since you've already added a third thing to your two things I'll add a fourth:
(4) there is a massive missed opportunity for Mumbo to get other hermits to countersue XB because the protestor armor stands were using their likeness (without permission) to promote an agenda.
The fact Docm77 lost (despite not being convicted or even accused of anything) is beyond hilarious.
Not to ruin the fun but Mumbo isn't a good lawyer lol
It's the suit, it's fused with his skin at this point
0:56 RECORD SALES DOWN AS PLAYERS DISCOVER /PLAYSOUND TRICK
1:15 RICH&RICH GET RECORD BONUSES DESPITE LOSING CUSTOMER FUNDS
1:29 PERMIT OFFICE CLOSED FROM DECEMBER TO JUNE FOR CHRISTMAS
1:45 SNOW BEGINS TO FALL AS XISUMA FORGETS TU RUN 'NO RAIN' COMMAND
2:06 AI CHAT BOT FOUND TO BE LONELY MAN WITH A REDSTONE KEYBOARD
2:46 MINED WORKER IN HOSPITAL AFTER 'PROVING WATER IS SAFE TO DRINK'
3:02 DIAMOND INFLATION AT ALL TIME HIGH AS DOC BUILDS ANOTHER T-BORE
3:18 BOP AND GO JINGLE STILL TOPPING CHARTS. WORLD TOUR ANNOUNCED
3:31 NECK ROLL PARROT DANCE GOES VIRAL ON BRICK-TOK
3:47 GEN-M ARE DITCHING VOICE CHAT AND WOULD RATHER MESSAGE INSTEAD
4:01 SHOPPING DISTRICT PORTAL DEEMED 'UGLY BEAUIFUL' BY POLL
4:15 ETHO UPGRADES TISSUE BOX TO A WASHED TAKEAWAY CONTAINER
5:25 GLOBE EARTHERS 'STILL BELIEVE' DESPITE FARLANDS EXPEDITION
5:55 MOON SIZE REPORT: STILL THE SAME ( THANK GOODNESS)
6:10 NETHERITE OUT OF STYLE, AS YOUTH OPT FOR LESS FLASHY BRANDS
6:39 INDEPENDAT STUDY FINDS THUMB SHIFTING TO BE OPTIMAL
6:55 INCREASE ARM MUSCLE 33.3% WITH ONE SIMPLE CLICK! STORY AT 10
7:09 BIG NEWS: TV CAPTION WRITERS WOULD LIKE MORE PAY SAYS EVERYONE
7:27 OLDER MINECRAFTERS SAY NEW GENERATIONS HAVE IT EASY
7:40 VILLAGERIAN IS THE MOST HOSTILE LANGUAGE ACCORDING TO POLL
8:04 SURPLUS MEGA CORP SAYS 'AIR QUALITY IS BETTER THAN EVER' (LOREEEE)
8:22 NEW ZOMBIE FLESH DIET GARUNTEES FAST RESULTS
8:47 HACKER INFILTRATES ENDER CHEST NETWORK- ITEMS LOST
9:04 ENGINEERS ADD 5TH TICK TO REPEATER, PUBLIC STILL UNINTERESTED
9:18 'IS THAT SHEEP LOOKING AT YOU?' LIVE SHOW BOUGHT BY MINEFLIX
9:32 HOW MANY IS TOO MANY? ASK TV CAPTION WRITERS
9:48 LEAVING FLOATING TREES NAMED AS BIGGEST 'ICK' BY GEN-M
10:15 BLOCKLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST BANNED AFTER FAILED SPEED POTION TEST
11:05 PIG KILLS OWNER AFTER 20TH RIDE WITHOUT GETTING CARROT
11:21 NEW SMART WATCH PUTS F3 ON YOUR WRIST
12:59 WART EPIDEMIC CAUSED BY IRRESPONSIBLE MARKETING CAMPAIGN
13:14 NEW STUDY FINDS 91% OF PLAYERS DON'T UNDERSTAND COMPARATORS
13:30 KELP FURNACES RECOMMENDED TO FIGHT CLIMATE CHANGE
13:44 RESEARCHERS FINDS WE DO NOT LIVE IN A SIMULATION
13:58 SKYSCRAPER FIRM LOBBIES GOVERNMENT FOR INCREASED BUILD HEIGHT
14:14 COPPER VOTED BEST BLOCK IN MINECRAFT, DESPITE LIMITED USES
14:44 THEAORETICAL PHYSICISTS MODEL CURVED BLOCKS CALLED 'BALLS'
15:00 MAGIC MOUNTAIN LAWN FLAMINGO COMPANY GOES INTO LIQUIDATION
15:14 HUNGRY HERMIT ADDICTION REACHES EPIDEMIC LEVELS
15:29 GEN-M SHOULD 'STOP EATING GOLD CARROTS' TO SAVE FOR STARTER BASE
15:45 REPEAT WAVE #1
29:20 REPEAT WAVE #2
I freaking love every single one of these 😂😂
The hero we needed
Legend
I think change the balls one to 14:45 instead, it still shows the copper voted in 14:44
1:30 permit office.
4:16 etho upgrade
8:05 surplus
8:48 hacker infiltrate
9:33 how many
10:16 blockolympic
It's KELP POWERED FURNACE in 13:30
13:59 skyscraper
15:15 hungry hermit
15:30 gen-m should
Better Call... someone that'll help
Better Call Scar
Minerals Marie!
Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters
Better call wels
Seriously. If you call him you'd just instantly win. HE'S LITERALLY A LAWYER (i hoped that he'd be a knight but whatever)
They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie
The news message: "Etho upgrades tissue box to a washed takeaway container" at 4:16 is so good
The subtlest shade being thrown, I love it
It repeats at 20:00
The thumb shifting one was clearly just a paid ad. This one almost feels like Etho called a press conference over it.
Fake news
So many great lines. "Engineers invent repeater with 5 ticks. Nobody cares."
33:40 Scar: "Wait who won?"
Im not sure anyone won besides Bdubs lol
Well Scar gets to claim anything he wants as payment for being Mumbo's lawyer and Doc has to pay it.
well doc most certainly lost
@@MCPhssthpok Wouldn't it be XB that pays ? Doc was solely sentenced to skyblock and was just a lawyer.
@@unknowndane4754 yea its xb who pays, i think they just wrote the wrong name
Lol idk about mumbo but scar definitely won;
everything about this is hilarious. doc is in a maid outfit, scar has no idea what hes doing, mumbo is being a better lawyer than his own lawyer, bdubs is sending doc to skyblock again, the fireworks keep killing people, i love it
The switch between having the TV captions when in the TV cam's consistent view vs. them not being there in your first-person POV was so great. "Everyone else being poor is just a skill issue" cracked me up. Loved the captions. Always a joy to see so many Hermits together, and this episode had me laughing the whole time. Kudos all around, and wishing you a happy holiday season!
beef: ...one of the worst looking shop
everyone: ?????
scar: OBJECTION!
bdubs: let's hear that objection! i want to hear this
scar: that was mean! :(
bdubs: * immediately agrees & gives strike to complainant *
LMAO never insult a good build in front of bdubs
The news caption "Independant study finds Thumb Shifting to be optimal" at 6:40 is indeed a tall claim
We need a hermit to follow up on this. I want a hermitcraft newschannel!
Surplus Mega corp says 'Air quality is better than ever' is indeed a tall claim too
“Independent”
Works for me (I know, I’m terrible)
Docm in a maid outfit took me by SUCH surprise and it was barely even mentioned this is wild
I watched his video first, and I forgot he was wearing it. Oh my God it’s even funnier. He said it was his most “posh” outfit, but I think he knew what he was doing man the fan art is going to be great.
"look at my lawyer, dawg, I'm going to jail" 😭
Mumbo forgot one crucial thing, he only had to build that shop in the first place because it was demanded by the law despite his previous shop being small, and quiet.
Loved when he tried to blame the popo while talking to the popo 😂
Scar being Scar just went along with it
“I have strong reason to believe that the ore snatcher is in this room right now” THE GASP I GUSPT!!!!! I think it’s Mumbo, honestly, but I am interested to see where this line of questioning takes us.
Joe made a comment about it being xB, but he might have been saying that as a troll.
I think it would be hilarious if it were False, because for all of Doc's reputation as a big scary -fluffy- guy, *_ain't nobody_* on the server got the stones to take on the Queen of Hearts, Heads and Body Parts.
The big twist of the season, the POE discover it was Doc all along. and he gets sentenced to skyblock again.
I believe the ore snatcher is scar.
26:21 - "I thought you were just a miner"
And yet he's being tried as an adult. I ask you, is this justice??
miner slipup
@Dandygirl_94 it's most likely a play on words
@Chemical_Breakdown I hope so. Seeing people get the two confused was giving me heartburn 😅
@@Dandygirl_94 hey, it's a pun
he is graying...
Important to note that Mumb0 doesn't need to remove the "amazing noise machine" or remove all the alleged "metal poisoning" around the shop.
Which you could also make the argument in his favor that he wasn't the one who put the iron outside the shop himself. So that could be considered sabatoge by an outside party. Plus the fact that protesting outside the shop which has XB right out front in the walkway would impede others in their ability to walk around the shopping district safely
A loophole I noticed as soon as Bdubs said Mumbo's punishment: XB can just ask Butler Mumbo to remove the noises and metal poisoning... Mumbo could just put them back after his Butler time is served though
He could put the noises back if he so chose, since he actually put them there in the first place, whereas a third party put the metal.pollution. Another thing I would have mentioned is that maybe Beef doesn't have any diamonds because he hasn't been on the server since his little meatball was born. But that's just the argument I would have made.
Yup this was bully court nothing more. Bully's win
@@Inuyasha619 dude it's all fake drama, they're having fun making a story. No one is being bullied, if they actually had a problem with anything they'd take it up privately with the hermits and solve it on discord.
33:27 doc's shock is probably the loudest we'll ever see him
It was gold
Yah anyone would be if they went to court and got sent to prison after having proof just cause court decided let's bully this one person.
I feel like we were all Cleo scream laughing at that point
You need to watch more Doc if you think thats the loudest he gets.
@@Inuyasha619 you need to touch grass if you think Doc is actually being bullied LOL
"Moon size report, still the same (thank goodness)" IM SO GLAD HES NOT GIVING THAT MEME UP 😂
Mumbo, is the moon fast?
Fun fact: the proper job of a butler is bossing around other servants and making drinks. This isn't a horrible sentence.
Yea Mumbo just needs to learn how to use his punishment to his advantage for once 😭
Or, he just does his tasks so awfully that no one wants to ask him for anything.
@@Spiney09 So, his time as Grian's butler in Secret Life?
@@Jokie155 exactly!
As soon as I heard Scar was his lawyer, I suddenly heard canon event music
I'm not the only one huh
Ironically Scar is the only one who won the case.
i mean scar salvaged the case that now mumbo only has to buttler people
Scar was just amazing and pulled off last minute defenses quite well tho tbf
@@ranjanasharan4051 ONLY?!!?!
DOC BEING SENTENCED 24 HOURS IN THE SKYBLOCK AGAIN HAD ME ROLLING I CANT WITH THIS LMAOOOOO
this whole episode was such a treat 😭🙏
Maybe Doc'll stop showing up to court then, as no matter which side he is on, Doc gets 24hrs in Skyblock
He came to help just to get sentenced
His reaction to learning had me rolling.
his mic peaking with the "WHAT" was so funny
Next case, Doc is going to be on vacation and he’s gonna come back to another sentence of sky block
This case was crazy, but the outcome was hilarious. Brilliant triple whammy ruling from the great judge Bdubbs.
I love how the legal team of Scar (completely unprepared) and Mumbo (winging it and taking over for his own lawyer) somehow made a more convincing case than the prosecution 😂.
21:08 im surprised how fast scar caught on to the ventriloquist bit.
He just new what mambo was planning
As someone who did mock trial as a kid, this is exactly how I imagined a court case would go in Minecraft 🤣🤣🤣 Punishing BOTH SIDES _and_ the prosecutor’s lawyer??? That is wild and I love it hahahahahaha
This could not possibly be more entertaining. Fireworks. Drama. Wild accusations. Strikes. The punishment carpet. Scar improvising his legal strategy. BDubs wielding authority. Doc banished to a sky block a second time. Mumbo becoming the Hermitcraft butler.
Entranced. Judge Judy got nothin’ on Judge BDubs.
I would watch an entire series about tall claims court
I don't recall Judge Judy ever giving out a discount code for 50% off fireworks either.
Both scar and bdubs had perfect roles for their respective characteristics this was so entertaining
the news headlines actually have me dying- 'Etho upgrades tissue box to a washed takeaway container' 'Moon size report: Still the same (thank goodness)' HAD ME ROLLING THEYRE SO GOOD
amazing profile pic
Mumbo having to backseat lawyer his own lawyer, is really funny
You can visibly see the stress in mumbo's eyes and the ageing of his hair 7:42
"Mumbo installed a noise machine..."
Scar: "You did?"
This was the moment Scar realized he should have asked for more diamonds
In Docms video you can hear at the end that they even hadn't discussed pricing yet XD
@Windeycastlewell at least someone will pay all of it
this video feels like every frame is a painting.
bdubs build really helps but the still camera with so much motion from the players is so very good
There were no zones preventing me from building a mine in the shopping district, in fact the permit office required that I build the shop in the shopping district...
Dc being Punished by the Court AGAIN is the funniest outcome of the Trial.
Atleast Mumbo is getting a free video idea and possibly entertaining content...
Also XB only got a slap on the wrist in comparrison to Mumbo.
Yeah since Xb can just ask Mumbo to take down both noise machines
Mr. Jumbo, asking the jury to show their food was genius. It felt like that one scene in a legal episode of a TV show where one guy says something really simple and turns the tides of the trial.
23:33 wasn’t expecting to hear mumbo say “skill issue” 😂
Followed with "do you have you law license?"
"I do not your honor"
"ok then what are you talking for?" 😂 😂
He told Scar to _git gud_ in one _Life_ series and Skizz the same in the next. Don't let that sweet face fool you-behind that 'stache is the soul of a pro gamer.
Another good argument:
Since sales are regulated by the permit office, an iron shop selling well does not affect a golden carrot shop selling badly.
Shops are obliged to sell different products, so there is no competition between them.
Ok but the shop was out of stock one of the pemmit rules is that you must keep youre shop stocked
Thus the iron shop is currently illegal cased closed
@@CERISTHEDEVits "unstocked for a prolonged period of time"
@CERISTHEDEV counter argument to this is that if XB hadn't set up this entire court case then Mumbo would have had time to restock his shops. You could also make the argument (in an actual court case) that the stress caused by the impending court case caused mumbo to be unable to focus on restocking (his multiple videos building the factory no being involved here 😂)
So apparently, everyone ignored Mumbo begging people not to buy from him 🤣 and depending which shop was sold out, it could be argued that the only reason the item frame shop was sold out, is because Jevin bought him out to make Christmas decorations.
"We're all miners you fool!" -Mumbo "Kills a lot" Jumbo at 12:18
23:14 Jevin's face 😭😭 i'm actually crying it's so perfect
i love how the scroll at the bottom read much like the same in simcity! 🤣 "snow expected because xisuma forgot to use the no rain command." love it!
Can't have a court episode without a skyblocked doc
Hoping for another case where Doc isn't mentioned at all, isn't even present, but B-Dubs sentences him to another 24h of Skyblock just to maintain tradition
Or a Joe death.
Also, for tinnitus:
Wrap your hands around the back of your head and kinda drum the fingers against the back of your skull; so this for a bit and it should help with the ringing. There's some videos you can look for that demonstrate it, but it's definitely helped people I know with the ringing. Hope that helps!
+
Interesting. I'll give that a try
If I had a nickel for ever time I have seen Mumbo being forced to be a butler, I would have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it has happened twice
wait yeah-
@solidarity
Calling Cub to the stand _could have been_ a big brain move, considering Cub LITERALLY has some of the loudest shops in the shopping district. Fireworks make noise, and the Nylium shop is _constantly_ spouting nonsense. If Mumbo is getting sued for his noisy shop, then why is the head of law allowed to get away with the same crimes?
The most hilarious part is that wasn't mumbo sued for throwing the brick anyway lol?
I remember how proud he was to create that build and how genuinely hard he tried. I think it adds to the drama to imagine everyone else thinking he wasn’t trying and that this whole arc just genuinely hurts a little bit. Hopefully not the case though ❤️
Scar: I OBJECT!!
Doc: On what basis?
Scar: On the objection basis!!
B-Dubs: Sustained. 😂
I've watched to much perry Mason, and I can't help but picture this
NOO MUMBO!!!!!!! HES GOING TO COURT EVEN THOUGH HE LITTERALLY LOOKS LIKE A LAWYER HIMSELF!!!
Bdubs is an absolute genius for getting these court cases together, they are some of the best content ever! I was genuinely laughing for so much of this XD
I think it's really funny that nobody argued that the shop wouldn't exist if not for Cub demanding shops be built.
The SASS that bdubs gave jev was so hilarious.
Hope to see more tall claims court episodes in the future. They have been absolute gold so far.
He's spoiling us so much with the amount of hermit Craft, hes enjoying hc so much
Doc showing up in a maid outfit was certainly not on my bucketlist
Poor innocent large business owner gets taken over by evil farmer: hermitcraft
They both make big profit
This is really frustrating to watch because I can think of plenty of defenses for Mumbo that they never even consider... Like how the "metal pollution spill" was clearly sabotage, as Mumbo's machinery was perfectly in-tact, and the copper mixed in is proof of outside interference since its an IRON mine, not copper.
Additionally, there's no basis to sue Mumbo for his shop being noisy when CUB HIMSELF has some of the noisiest shops in the district (his firework shop and the Nylium shop).
i love how they had So many things to leverage. such as mumbo *not being the one who did the pollution terraforming* and cubfan's shops nearly all being as loud if not *louder* than mumbo's, the poe poe being responsible for making the iron shop happen due to the "permanent iron pile" apparently not counting as a part of the *IRON AND GOLD* permit shop, coulda been really pressuring beef on the whole *conflict of interest* with him being a partial owner of the food shop
and honestly i think more shops should have sound design in solidarity! a little music in half foods, some ambient noises in logland, copper noises in x's copper shop, joel already has music you can play in his shops, and etho's froglight purchasing experience comes with sound effects too! just anything but the Awful poe-paganda blaring all the time
also hashtag justice for mumbo, being a butler without officially written terms basically means being the whole server's involuntary servant, *for two weeks!!!!!*
Right..I blame the poe poe..the pile was part of the permanent shop but was taken as a pop up shop..and thus leading to this shop being built. (And of course itd be funny seeing as scar and cub is there as well)
The next best thing after the courtroom was the subtle references to other parts of Hermitcraft (including other seasons) in the small quotes down at the bottom like an actual news channel
Didn't ever think this would happen... But then, it's Hermitcraft
1:30 I love the bottom of the screen line of permit office closed from December to June for Christmas
"Permit office closed from december to june for christmas" Absolute gem of a piece of text.
THIS IS LITERALLY HILARIOUSSSS OH MY GODDD I cant believe you had the judge on your side and honestly Scar was a great lawyer . being a butler isn’t the worst punishment .. at least it isn’t skyblock HAHAHA !!! AMAZING EPISODE MUMBO!!
Jury: mumbo is...
Bdubs: nope dont care
Scar not being prepared feels like a first case of an ace attorney game 😂
seriously!!! he’s so ace attorney with the windblown tie and khaki shorts 😂
@@artstroneatical2667 Yeah! Def! I hope there will be fanart 😂 (probably will be lul)
I feel obliged to wait for BDubs release of this to get the official Tall Claims Court edit
XB's version is quite good.
The news banner "Independant study finds thumb shifting to be optimal" at 33:15 is hilarious
Other seasons: prank war, usurpating monarchy, dictatorship:
I sleep
Brick in window:
B E S U E D
The sounds are making his shop better...
Consumer: "These prices are HIGH!!"
Mumbo (the hero): "Fear not!"
Adds noises
Consumer: "Yay!"
looks at the flickering redstone lamp and goes "wow redstone." The most mumbo thing to say
That ticker tape was killing me😂. 'Etho upgrades Kleenex box to washed takeout container' lmao
28:29 "he's gone offshore with it!!!" was too funny omg
23:42 Hands down best scene of the video....
Bdubs to Jevin : Do you have your law licence?
Jevin : I do not your honour..
Buds the GOATTT(in the absolute ammmmmmazing savagery of a one liners ever delivered): Ok then what are you talking for? XDDDD
suchhh an awesome episode.. @BDUBZ am starstruckkk🤩😍❤️🔥
"Independent study finds thumb shifting to be optimal" 6:41
Was this independent study conducted by a certain small business owner per chance?
THe iron shop does not deserve to be sued
Assuming mumbo didn’t throw a cubic meter of brick through the window, make a noise machine out of sheer resentment and feelings, stalking XB, mocking his competitor, then claiming that there is no pollution when the proof is so clear it nearly seems satire. If so, then yes, that shop didn’t deserve to be sued.
"YEAH SUEING A MINING SHOP IN MINECRAFT. WE'RE ALL MINORS YOU FOOL"
@clamheaven shop ony exists because the government made him build it
@@RanCham727Can't believe this case went so deep that even the supreme leader of the permit office cubfan had to get involved
@clamheaven Most of those points you mentioned are technically things against Mumbo and not the Iron Shop.
Also the pollution was clearly placed there by someone else in an attempt to make the issue seem worse than it actually was. Not to mention the excessive use of armor stands as protest clogging up public walking space.
Mumbos been on a generational run recently
absolute respect for the rolling captions on the TV, loved every one of them
Tinnitus advice from a classical musician that used to sit in front of obnoxious trombones on a regular basis: a temporary fix is to cover your ears with the palms of your hands and drum your fingers against the back of your head for 15-20 seconds. Not a permanent fix, but you can do it unlimited times. Hope this helps! 18:45
27:25 should have kept pressing on the fact that the carrots are “made” with minerals, which would downplay the severity of your alleged toxic factory
Scar is good at two things:
Dying,
and being a lawyer (apparently)
He has a silver tongue
100% success on both parts
@@FishFan6038 agree
He is a terrible lawyer, but gets a pass because it's scar.
That is not at all the verdict that I was expecting, oh my goodness.
Spoilers btw
Butler Mumbo! At least he’s dressed the part.
AND DOC SENTENCED TO SKYBLOCK AGAIN!!
Doc being resentenced to 24hr skyblock was one of the funniest parts 😭
This is the funniest court case ever. Scar makes a surprisingly good lawyer, imagine what he could do if he prepared for his cases! (I also love the banners "Etho switches tissue box for washed out takeaway container" was my favorite)
1. Why is doc in a maid outfit
2. Bdubs is the best judge ever
20.53
"Independent study finds thumb shifting to be optimal"
Thank goodness, am I right?