Lies bloody lies my friend, I've seen him put a garden spider strumming and weaving it's web compulsivey, to sleep, with arachnid hypnosis spider therapy. 🕸️🕸️💤💤🕷️🕷️
Couldn't put a toddler on the floor, what a wet wipe! Just admitted to commiting attempted murder on someone intoxicated through drink and or drugs too! Not very bright this one!
@@CitizenofAucklandSilentAudits Yes but he’s made himself look stupid Nobody thinks he’s tough he just made himself look stupid and he admitted to a crime Not tough. He’s Stupid.
Proud of himself putting a drunk guy, high on drugs in a sleeper. Methinks trying the same with someone that's not impaired would be a whole other challenge.
"Me Thinks" hey brother, are you a time traveller from the 18th century? As am I. I landed in this century many many moons ago betwix 2012 and Christmas last.
You were lucky to get out of there with your life. That security guard is famous around Portland. In his mind he is known as the Portland Punisher, never ever go back there. You have been warned.
Next time someone says they are going you put you on the floor, thank them, tell them you flattered but you are already in a relationship! This NEVER fails to de-escalate the situation!!! 🙈😁👍
That guy would not even put a piece of paper on the floor let alone another person 😂😂😂😂😂 just trying to act all hard for the camera Well done DJE Media loving the channel
I am trained in pressure points what he just said is illegal there are certain pressure points that you cant use and that point he mentioned was one of them
The secondary grammar school I attended many years ago had a ‘stream’ for those who were either incapable of behaving or learning at the expected pace. These form classes were called ‘Remedial’ and were known by the rest of the Students as ‘The Rems’. The security guard in this video would have struggled to attain members of The REMs.
I don't know why you even bother talking to anyone, you know you are allowed, I just do it. I take pictures ,video , with drone and hand cam, don't care what people say, asking them just agitates people and cause conflict
Ha Ha, promise me you won't. Have you heard saying a promise is a comfort to a fool. These people are complete fools 😂🤣 Security couldn't fight his way out a paper bag!
We used to say that the people in Portland are that insular that they’ve started to go back in the evolutionary scale and have begun to grow tails. It seems this is somewhat true.
You may find that in addition to the Heliport airspace restrictions there are local byelaws in force to prevent drone flying because where you want to fly over is part of the Port Authority area of responsibility.
I’ve worked in security and it’s embarrassing how many there are like him, Anyone who has to tell you how deadly they are ISN’T, Everyone has no respect for security due to the amount of liars there is.
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Security Guard “I put him in a sleeper and stopped just before I killed him” what a whopper 😂😂😂
A real life "Walter Mitty" 🐂💩😂
🤥🤥🤥
Jeez, I don't think many insurance companies would be happy with him on a site they covered 😂😂
Opened the comments soon as i heard that.
I ate 4 whoppers and 2 big macs and ate a packet of 6 morrisons doughnuts and what what and what then I had a nasty 💩 2 days later
Sounds like the sort of thing Gareth from the office would say
I think there’s been a drone up there.
@@Benji66820 brilliant 👏👏👏
.....sounded like him too.....
🤣
Trained in the SAS
Bet he’s got numerous Steven Seagal VHS tapes.
.... and a gerbil 😏
Hilarious 😆 belter
steven seagull yaYYYYYYYY🤣😂🙂
VHS lmao.
BS tapes more like 😂
Security Guard appears to have learning difficulties!
So does your mother and your kids!
Does he? Comes across pretty well to me apart from the “I’ll floor you” bit.
That security guard, bit of a bullshitter tbh. The only thing he could put to sleep is a glass eye.
Don't know about putting people to sleep, he could probably bore you to death,
Lies bloody lies my friend, I've seen him put a garden spider strumming and weaving it's web compulsivey, to sleep, with arachnid hypnosis spider therapy. 🕸️🕸️💤💤🕷️🕷️
Couldn't put a toddler on the floor, what a wet wipe!
Just admitted to commiting attempted murder on someone intoxicated through drink and or drugs too! Not very bright this one!
So he admits to nearly killing a guy then just throwing out onto the pavement and that’s not excessive?
Security guard is talking absolute nonsense and is living in a dream world. He been watching too many action movies I think !
I thought that. But why make up stories like that. I don’t understand it.
@@garyevans8116 to make himself seem frightening I guess
@@CitizenofAucklandSilentAudits Yes but he’s made himself look stupid Nobody thinks he’s tough he just made himself look stupid and he admitted to a crime Not tough. He’s Stupid.
Someone report that security guard to the police.. he’s just admitted attempted murder
Yeah, but its likely pure bull.
@@sorkmine I know lol but it would shit him up to get questioned by the police I reckon, be funny
All security take liberty's on drunks, I bet that guards assaulted a few people when he was a Lego policeman.
Or the SIA at least. He's not the full ticket him.
Security isnt the brightest of bulbs
'lamps'... (sparky talk)😆
He nearly put me in a sleeper just listening to him.
Haha
Watch what your saying he's a frightening man
That's a truth get the whisky and 2 glasses yes you and me
Proud of himself putting a drunk guy, high on drugs in a sleeper. Methinks trying the same with someone that's not impaired would be a whole other challenge.
"Me Thinks" hey brother, are you a time traveller from the 18th century? As am I. I landed in this century many many moons ago betwix 2012 and Christmas last.
Dangerous madman who would probably eviscerate you if this was dungeons and dragons😂
Yes then he howl PO LICE PO LICE
Omg I can't stop laughing at that security guard!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Put you on the floor 🤣🤣
Got to love these security guards, great video 👍
I don’t know why he went to all that trouble with the drunk guy…. He put me to sleep just listening to the t@sser 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I'm going to illegally assault and possibly kill you unless you fly where I can't see you."
What a strange conversation that was!
...from a strange would-be pressure point assassin.
You were lucky to get out of there with your life. That security guard is famous around Portland. In his mind he is known as the Portland Punisher, never ever go back there. You have been warned.
Portland punisher 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Howling 🤣🤣🤣
Total BS! Nosey Bonk is scarier!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, oh that’s brilliant yeah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ahhh,but does he know Ronnie Pickering?
Next time someone says they are going you put you on the floor, thank them, tell them you flattered but you are already in a relationship!
This NEVER fails to de-escalate the situation!!! 🙈😁👍
Ooh your solid jason
That guy would not even put a piece of paper on the floor let alone another person 😂😂😂😂😂 just trying to act all hard for the camera
Well done DJE Media loving the channel
I never judge a book by its cover, but I'll make an exception in his case.
What a turnip that security chap was 🤣🤣🤣🤣
123 then barrel roll we go on 3
Oh Jesus I bet he’s a weekend warrior in Wetherspoons!
The security guard puts his boyfriend on the floor every night
I bet this security guard goes home every night and tells his wife he has been working with the US Secret Service guarding the President.
This guy couldn't put my nan on the floor
that's not what i've heard about your nan ?
Sorry but what a weird comment to make lol…
That "security" guy is an absolute dreamer. He can hardly create a sentence. Talks the talk but no way can he walk it pmsl.
Billy bullshit
Security by day ...sleepers but stops before death by night
Did he admit to attempted murder 🤯😂🤯😂
Gareth from The Office got a new job i see 😂
Omg! Ninja trained Sia now😂
Legend has it the jiu-jitsu Security guard is so tough even his nightmares are scared of him.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh my word you’ve just found a 24 carat walloper in the flesh 😂😂😂
This security guard admits that he uses sleeper holds which are very dangerous so much duty of care.
Not dangerous at all. Far less dangerous than punching someone in the head.
Full off shit that one...a legend in his own underpants.
I think he’s been on the wacky backy
What bullshit from the security guard .. definitely the type of guy who’s always done one better than the next man
Softly spoken assassin! 😂
Beware of the quiet man look at I.D.S
@@chucky2316 yeah, and look how long he lasted 😂
The large hangar with the folding doors was where I used to work when this site was a Royal Naval Air Station, back in 75/76!
Hes deffo watched marked for death before is shift😂😂😂
Mate your channel is like 1 big episode of Eastenders 😂 keep em comin
Phil Mitchell security 😂
The security guard is a 2nd dan pink belt in kung fu and his favourite finishing move is the crippler cross-face. 😂
I am trained in pressure points what he just said is illegal there are certain pressure points that you cant use and that point he mentioned was one of them
Ha ha nae bother bruce 😄
Hahaha 😂
That guard was a trained killer 😂
He had a dodgy vibe haha
The only weapon is himself proper whopper
Comedy gold
The only pressure point he has pressed is his own belly button and that makes him fart 😂😂😂
Their entitlement is ridiculous.
The secondary grammar school I attended many years ago had a ‘stream’ for those who were either incapable of behaving or learning at the expected pace. These form classes were called ‘Remedial’ and were known by the rest of the Students as ‘The Rems’.
The security guard in this video would have struggled to attain members of The REMs.
that first security guy was ok to be fair just doing his job
Leave the poor security guard alone he's obviously been working deep undercover for the last 10 years, and you've now blown it.
Absolutely hilarious when the security man rolled his sleeve up to be Mr tough and his sleeve rolled back down 😂😂😂😂 x
It's incredible how you judge other people whilst having zero self awareness.
That helicopter was a sea lynx. The fastest helicopter in the world at one time. May still be. I have had the pleasure flying in them lots of times😊
just a lynx mate
I don't know why you even bother talking to anyone, you know you are allowed, I just do it. I take pictures ,video , with drone and hand cam, don't care what people say, asking them just agitates people and cause conflict
Sounds like he thinks he’s Bruce Lee 🤣🤣🤣
Dude is tough because he beat up a drunk guy 🙄
And then 'threw him' , what a lovely bloke 😂
This bloke's a NINJA - talking about pressure points and sleeper holds.....DO NOT mess with him !! 🤣😂😂🙂 IT gets better !!😂🤣🤣🙂
I doubt Mr security guard is going to put anyone on the floor
Security guard was going to use the Vulcan Nerve Grip on you if you didn't cooperate.
i can imagine him trying the famous Kirk katate chop first
@@EssentialComment Haha
Ha Ha, promise me you won't. Have you heard saying a promise is a comfort to a fool. These people are complete fools 😂🤣
Security couldn't fight his way out a paper bag!
Hardest job in the world fighting your way out of a paper bag
We used to say that the people in Portland are that insular that they’ve started to go back in the evolutionary scale and have begun to grow tails.
It seems this is somewhat true.
You could start your own version of Pokemon, you already have the first one😂
Thanks for doing an "ask first" version! We know they always will say no even if they swear to the police later all you had to do is ask.
comedy gold
'I'll put you on the floor...', my response ; 'Well, after you've tried, I hope for your sake your ground game is on point'.
That’s the Ronnie Pickering of the security business, also goes by the name of Billy Liar and Mr. F.O.S.
Well I didn't know wish was selling security guards 😂😂😂
Bless him😂😂 he’s a little special isn’t he 😂😂
Security guard is a wannabe gangster. Soft lad acting tough
Good ol' Chuck Norris as a security guard 🤣🤣🤣
“Not a long haul, Flight!” 😊 😊 😊
I heard he trains the UK Special forces in his spare time 😂
"yeah, these hands are registered as lethal weapons with the police"....
BULLA , HE'S SOLID
so many tough guys over there!
Well, that certainly isn't nice. You seem to always find the violent ones. Stay safe, DJE.
Legend in his own lunch time
Put you on the floor , he would have to catch you first 🤣
The green bits are plugs... Molds for the hulls of fibreglass boats and whatever other items.
That security guard has brains like rocking horse shit lol
Great vid again DJE the scrap stuff is all mouldings for different parts of the boats now weather they are current or obsolete dont know
legend walter mitty security guy is about to become internet famous 🤣🤣🤣
Wow 😲 was he not spouting the biggest load of 💩💩 ever, well done DJE 🙏
Orville couldn't put a narcoleptic asleep ffs XD
Couldn’t punch his way out of the wet paper bag
its always the short ones 🤣
The green things in the yard are actually the molds for making the hull and other components
Its Wonnie Pickerwing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
that so called security man big man talk. all mouth no action. I would deffo like to see him try what a complete tool.
Security isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer
10:38 Threat of violence, straight up.
He thinks that he is the law, but it would be an illegal assault.
He has just sacked himself LoL.
Think the security guard is getting mixed up between unarmed combat and ankle nibbling 😂
Claude Van Security Man lmao 🤭
Computer says NO
You may find that in addition to the Heliport airspace restrictions there are local byelaws in force to prevent drone flying because where you want to fly over is part of the Port Authority area of responsibility.
@125brat As far as I'm aware bylaws can only stop you taking off and operating from the land, they can't restrict the airspace.
I’ve worked in security and it’s embarrassing how many there are like him, Anyone who has to tell you how deadly they are ISN’T,
Everyone has no respect for security due to the amount of liars there is.
You were lucky you got out alive with rambo on duty😂😂😂
Unfortunately, your quest for views will lead to reinforced drone laws which will spoil the hobby for the rest of us.
There was something intimidating about his calmness
When you were looking at the helicopter you were very close to a wind turbine. Observation is key when in control of your aircraft…
Bet he was on the balcony in the 80s as well 😂
Comedy gold