Probing Your Brain for ASMR

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ส.ค. 2024
  • I poke and prod at your brain to determine where certain ASMR triggers are located.
    00:00:00 Introduction
    00:01:25 Preparing for Brain Removal
    00:03:51 Removing Your Brain
    00:05:34 Probing Your Brain
    00:44:00 Random Brain Probings
    Channel Playlists:
    All Playlists ► bit.ly/2HYYG0g​​
    Welcome to ER ► bit.ly/34RQlnH​​
    Traditional ASMR ► bit.ly/2GoRQQZ​​
    Arkham Sanitarium / Rift World ASMR ► bit.ly/2TRquGu​​
    Experimental ASMR ► bit.ly/3oVOqGG​​
    ASMR Character Performances ► bit.ly/364b2fT​​
    Nature Videos ► bit.ly/35ZbJHc​​
    ASMR Eating ► bit.ly/3lEe4hq​​
    Gameplays ► bit.ly/2Lkmygt​​
    Podcast ► bit.ly/3n13q4H​​
    Listen to select audio works outside of TH-cam:
    Spotify ► bit.ly/1V23U60
    CDBaby ► bit.ly/1AUt3Jj
    iTunes ► apple.co/1xIHLNd
    Ephemeral Rift Podcast Links:
    iTunes ► podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...
    Spotify ► open.spotify.com/show/0mRcmWp...
    Amazon ► music.amazon.com/podcasts/9dd...
    Google ► podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0...
    Libsyn ► ephmeralriftpodcast.libsyn.com/
    RSS ► ephmeralriftpodcast.libsyn.co...
    Website ► ephemeralrift.com
    Patreon ► bit.ly/1EZgmNi
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  • @EphemeralRift
    @EphemeralRift  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4734

    In response to some comments:
    1. Yes, in the real world, most of us know that the left & right sides of the brain processes external stimuli (that occurs outside the brain) received from the opposite side of the body (in many, if not all, cases). In the ABSURD premise of this video, the above mentioned sensory processing areas of the brain are not being stimulated. External sounds are not being heard or processed. I am poking at the locations where the sounds have already been heard and processed, and are now stored. Therefore, if one was actually able to poke at the exact memory/neuron that stores a particular sound on one side of the brain, it would (theoretically) be "heard" internally on that exact same side. Also, theoretically, if someone could actually shrink themselves down and walk around the brain as if it were a microscopic tunnel, they would be "heard" internally on the same side. And even if that's still not (theoretically) possible, I am making it possible because fiction.
    2. The silicone brain was created by Composite Effects, the same company that creates the mask used for Deep One Dave.

    • @THEJustinOfAllTime
      @THEJustinOfAllTime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      Rift hitting us with ASMR and with a science lesson. This is what I'm here for 😌😌

    • @josefstalin5130
      @josefstalin5130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Thank you uncle rift

    • @misanthropiclizardman7724
      @misanthropiclizardman7724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      OK.

    • @flecca7522
      @flecca7522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      I cant believe people are pulling the "AcKsHuALLy" card on an asmr vid LMAO

    • @alexismartini
      @alexismartini 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      The guy just took your brain out first second in and some find ways to discuss the credibility of it
      Internet is amazing.
      May you continue the good job ER.
      Kiss from France

  • @Max2ds
    @Max2ds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8074

    He’s so honest about not being a doctor that I think I should trust him with this complex medical operation

    • @jammo7370
      @jammo7370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      Who needs complex when you can just use your massive meat paws to manhandle the brain like a true gigachad

    • @D4rkbl4d3
      @D4rkbl4d3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@jammo7370 true chads don't need school to become doctors

    • @quack7801
      @quack7801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      1.4k likes with inly four replies lmaooo

    • @livetoboardteam
      @livetoboardteam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sounds like the logic of anti-vaxxers

    • @quack7801
      @quack7801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@livetoboardteam what

  • @papercoolcat
    @papercoolcat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4053

    His unmatched strength and precision scares me. He was able to rip off my scalp, as well as the top of my skull in a quick one-handed motion as he set it aside to remove my brain in a flawless fashion, detaching it from my spinal cord without pulling anything else out with it.
    I fear the void has given him too much power, and he will become unstoppable.

    • @supdudeitsdev6453
      @supdudeitsdev6453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      finally, he gets the power he deserves

    • @DorothyBanks
      @DorothyBanks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Our brain was made wireless so long ago

    • @tonoornottono
      @tonoornottono 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      no your skull cap is detachable and your brain is wireless, but that’s okay, memory loss is a common side effect...

    • @ix_risor
      @ix_risor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He’s using his stand to do it, we just can’t see it because we don’t have stands ourselves.

    • @SniperGuy430
      @SniperGuy430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ix_risor not everything is about Animé weeb

  • @nategventer1492
    @nategventer1492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1546

    Plot twist: He’s actually a zombie and he’s seeing if your brain is up to his eating standards

    • @Daemon.05
      @Daemon.05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Space Girl 😂

    • @impressed4072
      @impressed4072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The one time you want to be fail

    • @luvmunky
      @luvmunky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hmmh the Zombie fda takes awhile, Glad though takes them stomach poping is sucks, glad he test my brains so know im safe when know what brain type im getting

    • @GODBLESSUNKNOWN
      @GODBLESSUNKNOWN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I Just feel like i was on Black Ops Zombies but i am the experiment.

    • @Throckmorton10
      @Throckmorton10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@luvmunky what r u ok did u have a stroke

  • @somedude1666
    @somedude1666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Honestly the concept here is genius.
    Taking out the viewers brain is first of all externalising their anxiety, then suggestively prodding parts of their brain to stimulate ASMR is also very hypnotic, as if you're poking out the parts of the brain which are causing the lack of sleep.
    Absolutely epic idea

    • @ninjastormling
      @ninjastormling 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I like that analogy. Props to you

    • @crimson2618
      @crimson2618 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      here a year later cuz i have this video in a playlist, i’ve watched it multiple times and i completely agree genius concept

    • @NOXPLAY555
      @NOXPLAY555 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same and FR

  • @RadioDadJokes
    @RadioDadJokes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3585

    It isn’t just Rift’s consistent quality, creativity and humour I enjoy - his work rate is also amazing.

    • @cefb8923
      @cefb8923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah it's his full time job lol. Not like he's working 40 hour weeks and putting out a video a day.

    • @BugzyBoy
      @BugzyBoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cool

    • @kaiford7752
      @kaiford7752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He’s released six videos in the last fortnight so you can say that again

    • @andrewbosak8941
      @andrewbosak8941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ooohh this is a good one. I like this. Relaxing and highly creative as usual.

    • @user-wk3ki7so4s
      @user-wk3ki7so4s 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      埼玉県しd」「」」「「「「「「「「「「periodin

  • @practicalatheism
    @practicalatheism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2276

    “your brain is marvelous”
    well it is 99% song lyrics and 1% stupid jokes but thanks

    • @Bennahr_Fett
      @Bennahr_Fett 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      1% evil 99% hot gasss

    • @SniperGuy430
      @SniperGuy430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Bennahr_Fett hell in a nutshell

    • @Bennahr_Fett
      @Bennahr_Fett 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SniperGuy430 XD XD DX

    • @alexmartinez5859
      @alexmartinez5859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Bennahr_Fett “Well this stinks.”

    • @fighterflight
      @fighterflight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Shoulda said 11% stupid jokes. Missed opportunity.

  • @chatcleaningservices5512
    @chatcleaningservices5512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    The fact he just cut my spinal cord makes me feel so much better. Almost like I'm flying.

    • @Rustykid52
      @Rustykid52 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Flying to heaven

    • @GalaxyGamer0960
      @GalaxyGamer0960 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Rustykid52 later: falling to hell

  • @flwrsodascomplex
    @flwrsodascomplex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I just love how when they found Corvus, he just says "not sure why Corvus would be located *that far* up your brain" like it would be normal for him to be there, just not there

  • @francescodemuro1899
    @francescodemuro1899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4332

    Rift: "do you have any questions before we get started?"
    Me: "yes. Are you really not a doctor?"
    "......ah, the silent type"

    • @stephanie1733
      @stephanie1733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      😂 *gulp*

    • @alfredomares8
      @alfredomares8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Silence overwhelmed with fear

    • @solartmain5454
      @solartmain5454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Chad vibes tbh

    • @colemcdonald9562
      @colemcdonald9562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      M̝y̝ q̝u̝e̝s̝t̝i̝o̝n̝ w̝a̝s̝ h̝o̝w̝ I̝ w̝o̝u̝l̝d̝n̝'t̝ d̝i̝e̝ i̝n̝s̝t̝a̝n̝t̝l̝y̝ w̝i̝t̝h̝o̝u̝t̝ a̝ b̝r̝a̝i̝n̝🤔

    • @alucaardius
      @alucaardius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@colemcdonald9562 since when dumbasses have brains (dont take this seriously)

  • @DM99282
    @DM99282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1640

    “Has anyone ever told you how marvelous your brain is?”
    Me: “No, my friends say I have a smooth brain.”

    • @MissMultiConsole
      @MissMultiConsole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      for some reason that reminded me of the fallout games the ghouls call the humans smoothskins.

    • @aceofgames4410
      @aceofgames4410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      "Insult me all you wish, but my brain is too smooth, your words simply slide right off"

    • @MoonRGaming
      @MoonRGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@aceofgames4410 thats smooth mah guy

    • @Strifeu
      @Strifeu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      think = sad

    • @garcia1177
      @garcia1177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Underrated comment.

  • @YoBoiNoodle
    @YoBoiNoodle ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I like how he’s talking to me while my brain is on the table

    • @andynachos2045
      @andynachos2045 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He’s doing it on his own, he’s probably lonely doing this brain operation

  • @ShawgGangfr
    @ShawgGangfr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When someone falls asleep in a sleep over

  • @texugo_branco
    @texugo_branco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1753

    Finally, I Can trust someone who is not a doctor to probe my brain!

    • @th3s3cr3t4
      @th3s3cr3t4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XD

    • @sleepinggod8323
      @sleepinggod8323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never trusted doctors, of course

    • @Josh-rl8lu
      @Josh-rl8lu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds scary. He might do something totally worn and mess up your brain. Then no more brain.

    • @D4rkbl4d3
      @D4rkbl4d3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Doctors work for the government to implant chips in you
      (This is a joke)

    • @georgemerlinv.r1466
      @georgemerlinv.r1466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@th3s3cr3t4 XD what is that means ?

  • @zakkkeeler7842
    @zakkkeeler7842 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I find it fun that he talks about our brain but its out of our skull and stuff so we are literally just dead

    • @shmendez_
      @shmendez_ ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No our brains keep us alive there are machines that make the heart still pumping so theoretically if you put the brain perfectly back into the skull brain you would live.

    • @Cosmictoast3
      @Cosmictoast3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@shmendez_ well no

    • @jnug8452
      @jnug8452 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nah it's just Bluetooth

    • @WTPS190
      @WTPS190 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jnug8452 lol 💀

    • @CannedPotato1122
      @CannedPotato1122 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shmendez_ no you wouldn't.

  • @liamhodges7282
    @liamhodges7282 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The tingle doctor is back at it again giving us the medication that we deserve some good old classic tingles will do the trick

  • @louthinator
    @louthinator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    people asking when corvus is coming back because they heard his voice but you know who really needs to come back?
    Charlie (Carl), been forever since we scratched the carpet with him.

    • @sadaqah117
      @sadaqah117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I have been missing Carl too.☺️

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Margaret’s been missing, The Candyman’s probably busy selling candy, Repairman’s no where to be seen, and no one knows what happened to Green Man.

    • @Rockislush
      @Rockislush 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yessssss

    • @NotoriousSRG
      @NotoriousSRG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’m pretty sure scratching the carpet hurts. Best to just eat it like a normal person.

    • @louthinator
      @louthinator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NotoriousSRG cringe...

  • @nunyabiz7362
    @nunyabiz7362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    "Do you have any questions before we get started"
    Yes, in fact I have many questions

    • @anatheduck
      @anatheduck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      my question is ....
      WHY HE GOTTA HAT ON THAT SAYS "trust me im not a doctor" lol

    • @NerdStuffing
      @NerdStuffing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anatheduck So we can trust him

    • @julioromo5849
      @julioromo5849 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol what will you do when you go to the docter and when he puts on gloves he plays with he's hands and fingers also I did feel it that said of my brain......

    • @nathanisaac8172
      @nathanisaac8172 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fantastic, let’s get started!

  • @kccooksey2460
    @kccooksey2460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the fact that you could make a totally non-sketchy procedure *and* it's actually kind of comforting (except when i couldn't process cuz u know my brain was on the table)

  • @kryptynite76
    @kryptynite76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    The "trust me, I'm a doctor" cap really puts me at ease
    Oh that's _not_ what it says...

  • @pieguy5692
    @pieguy5692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    I absolutely love the reference to when Corvus was running around ER's brain to try and find the lost patient in the meet my braincells video. I'd like to think that after realizing he could take rifts into his patient's brains he just started exploring them which is why he's in our brain during this video.

    • @brandenduguay4655
      @brandenduguay4655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      if anyone wants to know where this is its at 11:21

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  2 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      I wish it were true, but this is not a reference to that video at all. I wasn't even thinking about that video. But now that I think of it, maybe it was a subconscious thing after all.

    • @worldwidewebster6224
      @worldwidewebster6224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@EphemeralRift Happy coincidence?

    • @nyooom3299
      @nyooom3299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@worldwidewebster6224 a happy little accident

    • @Dance2rember88
      @Dance2rember88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@EphemeralRift seems he got into your brain 😥

  • @fgsfds123q
    @fgsfds123q 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Actually getting the ol' tingles is pretty rare for me. That "random brain probings" section was a tingle ASSAULT. Holy dang, Rift.

  • @rcla_3088
    @rcla_3088 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The fact that he touches the different areas and associate it with their function makes it so much realistic and better 😍

    • @Glivch
      @Glivch ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “touches the different areas..” “makes it so more realistic and better 😍”. Ayo pause?! 🤨📸

    • @Madara_Uchiha69420
      @Madara_Uchiha69420 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@Glivch 😂

    • @justagirlwholikesvideogame1635
      @justagirlwholikesvideogame1635 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think your mind needs bleach... A lot of it

  • @Hoarding-Stories
    @Hoarding-Stories 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    11:21 that legit startled me, I wasn't expecting it and it only being in the left ear made it seem like it wasn't just in the video for a second

    • @Yiyyhi
      @Yiyyhi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same, I was just about to fall asleep and I heard that and I jumped up 😭

    • @ultra_fern_forest
      @ultra_fern_forest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i thought some random man came into my room and started whispering

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Corvus really made surprises to his patients right?
      I mean really, I legit got shocked

  • @renfrien7009
    @renfrien7009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    so excited for this incredibly non-sketchy procedure!

  • @winterkai3333
    @winterkai3333 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rift: "So this is your brain-"
    Me: "What on earth! Put it back!"

  • @avaroche3984
    @avaroche3984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This guy makes everything so interesting in a relaxing way

  • @seymour2113
    @seymour2113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    Thankfully Rift is qualified in the field of brain probing, he even took his education so far as to become not a doctor

    • @YesFrogYes
      @YesFrogYes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's spelled notuhdoctor

    • @the_protectorof_smols3563
      @the_protectorof_smols3563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What tickles me here is that statement would be valid on bizzarro world

    • @user-ye9bc7nw2c
      @user-ye9bc7nw2c 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@the_protectorof_smols3563 ?

    • @system32.te_
      @system32.te_ หลายเดือนก่อน

      Can’t loose your medical license if you never had one.

  • @Kellicing
    @Kellicing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    Lmaoooo "Trust me I'm not a doctor" is absolutely amazing
    I'd still trust him too

    • @panzercrewman616
      @panzercrewman616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Besides, he works with eldeich gods! I think he knows what he is doing

    • @user-ye9bc7nw2c
      @user-ye9bc7nw2c 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@panzercrewman616 no

    • @panzercrewman616
      @panzercrewman616 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-ye9bc7nw2c well I for one, trust his surgeon skills

    • @morgeng98
      @morgeng98 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@panzercrewman616 I lol

  • @marvinklein2488
    @marvinklein2488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don't know how I don't know why all I know is this man has my brain

  • @tbagindustries4331
    @tbagindustries4331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just the best ASMR person, his thumbnails are always the best and they look genuine and inviting, unlike most other people's generic try hard thumbnails

  • @formeitisthemcchicken
    @formeitisthemcchicken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2115

    Probing your brain for ASMR is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

    • @yeetermcgavin2132
      @yeetermcgavin2132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      The McChicken is okay, but for me it's the Whopper. The best fast food sandwich.

    • @Marvo_G
      @Marvo_G 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      It’s funny how this guy is still going after all these years lmao

    • @Mut1o0
      @Mut1o0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nah The big mek is bettee

    • @OASIS23-
      @OASIS23- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      You are one of the best commentators on this TH-cam channel.

    • @fruitsn4ck
      @fruitsn4ck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Marvo_G it can’t be the same guy

  • @shins.u
    @shins.u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    I was honestly surprised that he actually pulled out a brain, I thought I had nothing in there.

    • @nukiradio
      @nukiradio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I'm as surprised as you are

  • @LincLegendGaming-rr1on
    @LincLegendGaming-rr1on 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Your voice is so calm and peaceful I love your videos and you just earned another sub

  • @NijahPlays
    @NijahPlays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Him: touches the wrong thing
    Paralysis: bonjour!

    • @journeyman210
      @journeyman210 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ability to move: adios!

  • @thegtaseries
    @thegtaseries 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I can just imagine a tiny corvus running through a labyrinth in my brain

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bro XD
      That would be very cute

  • @thelemon0001
    @thelemon0001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    You've been removing my brain for years. Yet after all that time, this is the first time you've done anything remotely scientific with it. And even then it's dodgy!

  • @thirtee_cortes
    @thirtee_cortes 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    the way ive been coming back to this video for almost a week now and ill still be able to fall asleep

  • @ImTotallyTown
    @ImTotallyTown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Watching this the first time was good. Watching it the 90th time tonight and yet nothing has changed

  • @SpacedudeProductions
    @SpacedudeProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    This dude is never going to run out of ideas. Keep doing you!

  • @RusticAlarm
    @RusticAlarm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    I've watched ER enough to accurately guess each one of these triggers

    • @panzercrewman616
      @panzercrewman616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That’s some next level fanning right there

    • @Whatever-mx3bt
      @Whatever-mx3bt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes he seems to run off of a formula for each script, much like a storyline.

    • @bangboombinggacha2792
      @bangboombinggacha2792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Emergency Room.

    • @Whatever-mx3bt
      @Whatever-mx3bt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bangboombinggacha2792 Broooo, ER should do an ASMR ER hospital roleplay!

    • @bangboombinggacha2792
      @bangboombinggacha2792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea dude

  • @audreannemajor2747
    @audreannemajor2747 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    this is my favorite asmr video EVER i watch this almost every night

  • @jenskaaa1
    @jenskaaa1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "1+1=11"
    "No it's 2"
    "But I don't have brains to thinking"

  • @OffSeasonCicada
    @OffSeasonCicada 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    In all seriousness, thank you so much for telling us what each trigger is after showing it off. I really like sound triggers, but mystery sounds always take me out of the moment because I spend too long wondering what's making it.

  • @angelsofficalmemer9872
    @angelsofficalmemer9872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Me: * vibing and relaxing to the vid *
    Corvus: * Makes a appearance *
    Me: WAIT- HOLY SHIT HE'S RETURNED!!!!

  • @pussyisblack7877
    @pussyisblack7877 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This was the first and only video to ever give me tingles

  • @PetruLungu721
    @PetruLungu721 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Bro just disconnected me from the world by removing my bloody brain and he espects to answer back his questions, i love it ❤

  • @miss.7964
    @miss.7964 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This explains a lot, i am brainless now.

  • @Awsimeboy
    @Awsimeboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    48:24 “Imagine if you will” that line will forever be in my head

    • @noahparnell9583
      @noahparnell9583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Imagine yourself, in a frozen forest

  • @amandameic.618
    @amandameic.618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    11:21 I JUMPED god i wasn’t paying attention and got so scared- i thought there was someone beside me. thank you for the heart attack, rift.

    • @Vvampire.18
      @Vvampire.18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmaoooo😭💀💀

    • @s8rly
      @s8rly ปีที่แล้ว +2

      realll

    • @reonryon3221
      @reonryon3221 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Hahaha 😂

  • @vouriequatte
    @vouriequatte ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is so creative, im so relaxed and sleepy but i dont wanna fall asleep yet cuz this is so cool lol

  • @olivier1469
    @olivier1469 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is one of my favorite asmr videos. thank you er 🙏

  • @ShadowCim
    @ShadowCim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    out of all ASMRtists, you´re my favourite. you´re so damn so creative, and the ammount of tingles you´ve provided over the years is something I thank you for

  • @iRedFox
    @iRedFox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    19:10 i loved that sound!
    And the whisper at 21:05

  • @arti361
    @arti361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    everyone: Talking about how good this is and stuff.
    Me:his hat makes me smile lol

  • @thedriestpuddle3560
    @thedriestpuddle3560 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The fact that he has a short beard makes it so much better when he puts on the mask. ( 1:46 )

  • @CountOxymagomedovMMA
    @CountOxymagomedovMMA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I felt immune to ASMR lately so I had to be rushed to the ER. That is, *Ephemeral Rift* to be exact.

  • @maxx5680
    @maxx5680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    14:14 got me tingle and goosebumps from my head to my back.... feels so good....

  • @onefordespair
    @onefordespair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I keep coming back to this one. I love it!

  • @user-xp4ft8oo4t
    @user-xp4ft8oo4t ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd never thought it would be so relaxing staring at a brain for 54 minutes straight.

  • @johnedits8286
    @johnedits8286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    His sense of humour is on another level like the way he introduces new techniques to make us sleep 🙌

  • @Nikyukuro
    @Nikyukuro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Rift: let's try this one
    *cotton eye Joe starts playing*

  • @Drillstanford
    @Drillstanford ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This dude is literally the Drake of ASMR.
    Soo many hit videos he’s ASMRTIST of the decade.

  • @Nebulon2010
    @Nebulon2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the first time hearing someone use the phrase "Good Now" I love it.

  • @Rhovanion85
    @Rhovanion85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    People in 2019: “wow, he got a face mask just for this video”

    • @bonnnetwork
      @bonnnetwork 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMAO

    • @iwakuralain1459
      @iwakuralain1459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oh, little did we know...

    • @trumplostlol5281
      @trumplostlol5281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      “Wow his attention to detail! He literally bought a legit hospital face mask just for this video!” dumb anti-vaxxers would probably still react that way lol

    • @madiqismal4186
      @madiqismal4186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      People in 2022: "Why is he not wearing at least 3 masks? Is he trying to kill EVERYONE?"

    • @tangolikehydra8208
      @tangolikehydra8208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ah yes, the cOwOnavirus

  • @rosscurry5364
    @rosscurry5364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Yes bro, you hit 1 mil! I’ve been watching your videos for a few years now and it’s great to see that you’ve hit the milestone you deserved a long time ago :) you should be proud of yourself, keep up the good work ER

  • @jjaayy3063
    @jjaayy3063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ‘Has anyone told you how marvellous your brain is?’
    Weirdly enough yes

  • @lg_1226
    @lg_1226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is so creative! Loved this!

  • @jackyelland5510
    @jackyelland5510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Unlocking different ASMR sounds in a brain by tapping a probe at different parts, Ephemeral genius I say!

  • @ryanthecringeanimator9541
    @ryanthecringeanimator9541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    My mind: when's the next Corvus Video?
    ER: This video technically cause Corvus' voice is in it

  • @ndll_sppp
    @ndll_sppp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The glove sounds are INCREDIBLE 😴👍🏻

  • @Tubano4life
    @Tubano4life ปีที่แล้ว

    him talking is much more smoothing than the triggers themselves

  • @doc.spooky3770
    @doc.spooky3770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    REMOVES BRAIN
    Er: “Such a beautiful masterpiece”
    Me: “me hurtz 2o finc”

    • @lifeishard1633
      @lifeishard1633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Him: “What a beautiful masterpiece”
      Me: *having a seizure on the chair*

    • @doc.spooky3770
      @doc.spooky3770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lifeishard1633 *violent vibrations*

    • @lifeishard1633
      @lifeishard1633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@doc.spooky3770 Er: *touches a part of my brain*
      My leg: Hey guys log time no see

    • @doc.spooky3770
      @doc.spooky3770 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lifeishard1633 lol

  • @metalmad8978
    @metalmad8978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I am in absolute awe of Uncle ER. His creativity is just superb and I love how he 'interacts' with us.

  • @ticky2586
    @ticky2586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine the headache you would get when your brain is put back into you.

  • @annalinna2256
    @annalinna2256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    eres la razón por la cuál mi cuarentena no ha sido tan mala, tus videos son asombrosos, nunca pares!

  • @What-lr8uz
    @What-lr8uz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I don’t know why but your the only asmr artist that I can watch the time and effort that goes into the costumes and ideas and I always love rewatching them

  • @PenleyIsLost
    @PenleyIsLost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    He detached our eyes so we can see, such a kind man

  • @Xxtombmanxy
    @Xxtombmanxy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like when it cuts like if we're blinking while removing the brain and btw you make amazing content😊

  • @RatInAMicrowave
    @RatInAMicrowave ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “has anybody told you how marvelous your brain is?“
    *gurgling noises*

  • @rwlong88
    @rwlong88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I know people have said it before but the man is genius, unreal creativity 👏

  • @carlitostariq
    @carlitostariq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Man you are such a gift!! I simply cannot thank you enough for all the clarity and peace you have been giving us for years! I love you 🤍

  • @trinibforboss
    @trinibforboss ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "He his hat saying trust me I'm not a doctor"
    Me:Should I be concerned?..

  • @bluebowser3121
    @bluebowser3121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is absolutely fantastic!

  • @ronnieroberge3517
    @ronnieroberge3517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    i had sleep issues big time but for 2 years every night i listen to one of er's videos and goddamn this is the best medicine for stress!!!❤🙏
    Thank you from montreal canada

    • @emilywarren-uq7mk
      @emilywarren-uq7mk 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I feel u I had sleeping issues before don't feel like ur the only one that has had sleeping issues. I'm always on ur side

  • @wub6266
    @wub6266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    You should do “asmr but you have to live with the buffering” and rift just edits complete pauses in the video for an unknown amount of time lol

    • @RayRay-ep9zz
      @RayRay-ep9zz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is a oddly specific request

    • @tegantheweird8005
      @tegantheweird8005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RayRay-ep9zz I feel like they probably had a dream about this and can’t stop thinking about it now.

    • @wub6266
      @wub6266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@tegantheweird8005 nah I just had to sit through the buffering and wanted others to share the pain 😈

    • @billyjoejimbob75
      @billyjoejimbob75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I bet I would fall asleep to that. Better than trying to relax to some of these people who seem like they're trying to rapidly bang on drums in their videos.

  • @matthewbanes6591
    @matthewbanes6591 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The strangest and Best Asmr channel

  • @johnweber4504
    @johnweber4504 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I lost it when Corvus popped up

  • @m3rcuryslaboratory322
    @m3rcuryslaboratory322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Good Now" This exact moment. Not before or after. To all reading this, I hope your now is good, now that you are here.

  • @MG-ft5go
    @MG-ft5go 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Rift is the most talented ASMRtist ever, his creativity is endless i thought. Greetings from Germany!

  • @Renata_Diego
    @Renata_Diego ปีที่แล้ว

    i love the brain videos! thanks a lot for the amazing triggers!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @tuoml9912
    @tuoml9912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    he is but so good in all asmr videos this channel would earn more subscribers

  • @dnd2216
    @dnd2216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'll never understand how you manage man. The quality and creativity and you upload damn near daily. Out of any channel and I mean ANY channel ive seen on TH-cam period, you have the best ratio between quality and consistency. Been here for years and will be for many more. Cant wait for the next video :)

  • @jassspencer1082
    @jassspencer1082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    What I love about this mans work is that his video thumbnails don’t look like click bait and for that reason they stand out. Non click bait is now the new click bait. Thank you, Rift, for staying true.

  • @TreWilder
    @TreWilder ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Impressive that someone made a realistic replica of the true final boss of Star Fox 64.
    Always nice to see video game references in an Ephem video!

  • @kiaju_nerd1018
    @kiaju_nerd1018 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so cool and relaxing this was really well made

  • @fatal4-wayproductions384
    @fatal4-wayproductions384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Rifts content is more than Asmr, it’s a whole story and I love it!!!

  • @bdm_gamez6589
    @bdm_gamez6589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    5:23 this is… such a nice brain…

  • @WilliamHanson-gl9fg
    @WilliamHanson-gl9fg 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    yur so kind thx for the relaxing video!

  • @emilywarren-uq7mk
    @emilywarren-uq7mk 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Best ASMR I've ever heard❤