I once heard this guy ate a 400mg edible Edit:Just did some more research and turns out this guy sells his own milk to other people. It’s home made too
Ted's first bit about the guy lost in Chuck E. Cheese's fucking SENT ME, omg. I'm usually an internal laugher kind of gal but I straight up guffaw'd at that one.
and for some reason when i try to find out exactly how colossal he is, every site says he's *5 ft in* like, no he's not. then he'd be shorter than Shayne. he's closer to 6 ft 8 in than 5 ft 8 in.
I love that we get the golden bit of "POV: You're a lobster" only for the camera angle to change and show Olivia wearing a Ranch Bottle costume in the corner, completely focused on her phone. I love this TNTL world.
You know, I met Ted once in a mall. He broke both of my kneecaps, tore both of my arms off so I couldn’t fight back, as he dragged my dying body across the mall. As we eventually made it to the McDonalds inside the mall, he caved both of the McDonalds staff’s heads in. He then dunked my face into the deep fryer. As I had no functioning limbs left, I couldn’t lift my head out of the deep fryer. I could do nothing but scream for help, but because of Ted, everyone was too scared to do anything. My gurgling screams for help echoed throughout the mall. Overall, pretty good experience! Loved meeting Ted! 10/10
Right when you think you're gonna make it, Ted Nivison pulls the unexpected. "I'm Biscotti" and "Seven cops are dead" were 2 of the many wise words that had caught them off guard. I truly believe Ted Nivison could cure all boredom in the world if he wanted to. Him, along with all of Smosh Pit, are already making a difference to the entertainment industry.
I don’t know how Ted handled the Harry Potter fight scene so smoothly. The moment I heard Ian say “look at me” and smacked Shane with a fish, I lost it 😂😂
I like how ted is standing with his legs spread wide as hell and he still towers over the second tallest person in the room Ted could dunk on anybody at smosh
14:30 the way the line "Eric, stop doing that in the pool, that's gross, you're gonna die" is delivered makes me laugh out loud, followed by "Eric, stop, you're gonna pass away"
Saying someone is going to pass away is just so funny to me because usually you say that after it already happened but using it in the context of it will happen is hilarious
Every single one of ted’s bits/bits he played a major part in were golden 3:37-4:04 (Jimmy from Chuck E. Cheese) 5:23-5:28 (I’m Biscotti) 5:35-6:10 (Sexy Chicken Ad) 7:28-8:12 (Bank Robbing) 10:10-11:09 (UPS Man) 13:32-14:10 (Coked Out Harry Potter) 21:13-22:00 (Buff Jesus)
Rock really nailed the editing here, putting in the Mario 64 water theme every time Courtney does POV: You're a Lobster was perfection, her bit was amazing but the adding of that music and the screen change made it top-tier beautiful
she's just playing into her character, which she is normally do in her daily basis, to the point where her character becomes a part of her actual personality.
Imagine this: Ted Nivison, Brock Baker, and Damien Haas all doing the Plankton impression at the same time. Right at the end, add in Markiplier to totally confuse everyone.
I feel like Ted is one of those guests that’s I feel like “not sure what’s going on but I’m doing my best” and his best is just at good enough. I love it.
i swear every TNTL olivia skit feels like when you just wake up in the morning and write down what you remember from your dream and you read that note the next day.
I always love watching Courtney mentally prepare when she knows Shayne's up next. She knows she's gonna laugh so she's gotta calm herself down before it even starts.
shayne: wtf is this joke olivia: it’s not a joke, it’s a scene her mind is just…. so interesting. edit: i’m very sad that people are bashing olivia under this. even if you’re not a fan of olivia’s humor, there’s no need to be rude/mean toward her. let’s just all chill and enjoy some smosh.
It’s forced weirdness for the sake of being weird. There is nothing funny or entertaining about it. Shayne laughing is the only thing that makes it mildly entertaining and it was a pity/confusion laugh. Less Olivia
@@MiniMetal Damn, didn’t know you were part of the funny police! You must be great at parties!! Let people like what they like lmao jokes are subjective anyways.
Watching these chronologically from the beginning has given me such an insane appreciation for Olivia's humour - it completely went over my head before lol
Honestly the funniest episode ever! The lobster and the ranch, the buff Jesus. Noah was absolutely hilarious, Courtney is creating new staples of comedy and Olivia is apparently a hilarious philosophic artist. The guest was also absolutely brilliant 👏
I like how when Ian was in the chair, Olivia seemingly went with her backup joke first and just let the Ranch costume go unmentioned and seem unrelated to everything. Lmao
@@pengabob you must relate then, not very funny but desperately tries to be, shy to the point you're off-putting and the last one to laugh at a joke, but that's just because you didn't get it and everyone else did
Shayne: Always politely pretends to be super close to laughing Olivia: Always makes the least sense but that´s the whole joke Ian: Always gives off creepy uncle vibes... yeah that´s pretty much it Courtney: Always supports Olivias weird bits Noah: Always gives 100%
Ted made up very good and funny bits. I've heard of him but never watched his videos or streams if he does stream but after this video im actually gonna go check him out rn
7:20 The way Olivia raises her eyebrows when she says "scene" is the cherry on top of an amazing bit 23:02 Courtney losing it because the bit finally got to her as they were finishing it is hilarious
Hey, I know that guy, what a loser
Funny stuff Ted!
heard he makes meatloaf, gross
relatable
I once heard this guy ate a 400mg edible
Edit:Just did some more research and turns out this guy sells his own milk to other people. It’s home made too
ok
I just wanna say this was my first introduction to Ted and I spent the entire video unsure of what his normal accent was 😂
Then your first impression was perfect 🤌
i’m a regular to his content and i’m not sure either
His real accent is the one during the bank robbing bit
I have been watching his content for a long time now
And yet still no one knows anything
@@greenlightning9288 "7 cops are dead"
I love how Ted balances out the height ratio of Shayne, Ian, and Noah by just being that much taller
Him on the hot seat is jarring because he’s just fucking massive compared to everyone else
I tried to find out how tall he actually is and I got 5'6, 5'8, 6'1, 6'3 and 7'1 😂 so who the hell knows
@@lilymarlette9684he's like 6'2
@lilymarlette9684 when I Googled it just now the answer I got is that he claims he is 6'3
Ted has a low voice too lol, when he does the “Jimmy” bit, it’s way to low for a 5 year old😂😂😂
I forget how perfect Ted's voice is for voice acting. It's unironically really good and makes his bits way funnier.
I love Ian’s genuine concern when he said, “Okay, I’m sorry. How many people in our crew have done crack?”
I haven't even started the video yet and already I'm laughing. What the hell?
i know he was legitimately concerned for the crew
The thing that would b an instant turn off if i saw it in its origins, but i see it on TH-cam, and it’s pog
And then there's me just thinking, isn't the spoon for heroine?
@@DemxnTheyThem hahaha my thoughts too
The bunny rabbit and wife needing a loan is the OG Shayne joke and it will always be a favorite of mine.
hah it's finally back
I can't wait to see their dozens of children make an appearance next
Gangsta asl
That’s good because legally you have to look at it
@@megdragon5191 that’s good.
Ted's first bit about the guy lost in Chuck E. Cheese's fucking SENT ME, omg. I'm usually an internal laugher kind of gal but I straight up guffaw'd at that one.
The delivery was so solid I really felt something
@@soyo0126 Right?? It's so dramatic, I love it.
@@soyo0126
I legitimately almost forgot his voice was just that deep, he made it sound so natural.
Excellent vocab sis 💅🏻😩👌🏻
3:37
"It's not a joke, it's a scene" retroactively makes all of Olivia's bits on TNTL make so much more sense
it really is just Olivia's world and we just live in it
For four long years...
Oliviaverse confirmed
Olivia is the filler episodes in the anime you love that are just there to make up the time
She is by far the least funny
I love how ted is just _colossal_ compared to everyone
he drinks the good stuff,
speaking of the good stuff, check out ted nivisons merch line, “the good stuff”!
high quality and fashionable
@@Warm_n_Crowzy i have a feeling this is ted
@@kristijanvitorovic there is an imposter among us
@@Warm_n_Crowzy Ted,,,, are you lurking around in your alt account again, man?
and for some reason when i try to find out exactly how colossal he is, every site says he's *5 ft in* like, no he's not. then he'd be shorter than Shayne. he's closer to 6 ft 8 in than 5 ft 8 in.
“My name is Jimmy. I was left behind by my father at the Chuck-E-Cheese in 1995.”
I can’t with this guy 😂
i love to see courtney’s “pov: youre a lobster” bit quickly become a smash hit. just great family fun. five stars 😤👏🏽
Ian spat water and Courtney still came back with the phone like “You’re gonna see this WHOLE bit.” Iconic.
Smosh hit😤
I love that we get the golden bit of "POV: You're a lobster" only for the camera angle to change and show Olivia wearing a Ranch Bottle costume in the corner, completely focused on her phone. I love this TNTL world.
I was just waiting for her to just walk out again
Why do you watch this crap
@@frankcastle9691 why do you?
@@frankcastle9691 either you did to post this comment or you spend your days trying to find comments on videos you don’t watch to try and troll people
@@gabrielevirs6603 your sentence makes no sense. The video was on trending with all the other crap. This comment was at the top.
You know, I met Ted once in a mall. He broke both of my kneecaps, tore both of my arms off so I couldn’t fight back, as he dragged my dying body across the mall. As we eventually made it to the McDonalds inside the mall, he caved both of the McDonalds staff’s heads in. He then dunked my face into the deep fryer. As I had no functioning limbs left, I couldn’t lift my head out of the deep fryer. I could do nothing but scream for help, but because of Ted, everyone was too scared to do anything. My gurgling screams for help echoed throughout the mall.
Overall, pretty good experience! Loved meeting Ted! 10/10
What a great guy!
Classic Ted!
He seems just swell and lovely!
Excuse me, um, are you okay? That sounds like.. a lot
I can't like the comment, it's too perfect.
“that’s what’s hidden in the valley?” noah is so funny i love him
Right when you think you're gonna make it, Ted Nivison pulls the unexpected. "I'm Biscotti" and "Seven cops are dead" were 2 of the many wise words that had caught them off guard. I truly believe Ted Nivison could cure all boredom in the world if he wanted to. Him, along with all of Smosh Pit, are already making a difference to the entertainment industry.
I don’t know how Ted handled the Harry Potter fight scene so smoothly. The moment I heard Ian say “look at me” and smacked Shane with a fish, I lost it 😂😂
I like how ted is standing with his legs spread wide as hell and he still towers over the second tallest person in the room Ted could dunk on anybody at smosh
If you think his height is impressive you should see his speed!
I also find it funny that everywhere you look, it says he's 5'8", but he towers over Noah, who's 6 foot.
He looks taller than Rhett and link
Shayne is 5’8 and he looks so much taller than him
@@juliacara5137 Shayne all of 5'2 what 5'11 you talking about
Cameras at Smosh had never pan out as hard as they did in this episode with Ted standing up.
Don't forget they got Rhett and Link once.
This was practice for when they hire Amanda
I love that Courtney decided "POV: You're A Lobster" was so goddamn funny it deserved to be used twice, *AND SHE WAS FUCKING RIGHT*
14:30 the way the line "Eric, stop doing that in the pool, that's gross, you're gonna die" is delivered makes me laugh out loud, followed by "Eric, stop, you're gonna pass away"
That’s one of my favorites
Saying someone is going to pass away is just so funny to me because usually you say that after it already happened but using it in the context of it will happen is hilarious
I just need to know wtf Eric was doing in that pool
i really hope "POV: You're a lobster" becomes a recurring courtney bit
Every single one of ted’s bits/bits he played a major part in were golden
3:37-4:04 (Jimmy from Chuck E. Cheese)
5:23-5:28 (I’m Biscotti)
5:35-6:10 (Sexy Chicken Ad)
7:28-8:12 (Bank Robbing)
10:10-11:09 (UPS Man)
13:32-14:10 (Coked Out Harry Potter)
21:13-22:00 (Buff Jesus)
Looks like someone's obsessed.
@@idiotbun3552 not really? I just made personal timestamps that anyone’s free to use
@@idiotbun3552can you blame em?
Ted is like an alternate universe Markiplier with that deep voice.
ted broke my knees
Never talk about what happened in 1998.
The big guy is lurking.
Ted is Mark, if Mark were tall
Ted is what everyone imagined Mark to look like before he did his face reveal
@@dalerowe7329 They cloned mark and put him through the taffy puller.
Ian's complete shift in the "bro- bro that's- that's my mom bro" was godtier. Had me rolling. Acting next level
16:13
15:20 I love how Olivia didn’t even put on the boxing gloves and is just holding the ends of them
A picture of Spencer is now a canon prop. It needs to be used at least twice an episode from now on.
Why do you watch this crap
Oof yeah ignore the Franky boi in this comment section, he basically commented wherever he could to get attention :')
Rock really nailed the editing here, putting in the Mario 64 water theme every time Courtney does POV: You're a Lobster was perfection, her bit was amazing but the adding of that music and the screen change made it top-tier beautiful
He.
Not to mention the punch out!! Music when shayne was getting punched
@@RobinFlysHigh ?
@@RobinFlysHigh you gonna explain yourself, champ?
I truly felt like I was there, as a lobster.
the chicken bit that Noah and Ted did, the humor was like exactly a mix of rick and morty and family guy humor
Let's get Brennan Lee Mulligan on here with or without the Collegehumor crew! He's great at improv and would be awesome on TNTL
YES
OML YESSSS
Absolutely! Emily Axford would be *insane* on here as well.
Emily and Brennan would be an unstoppable combo and the embodiment of chaos. 😂 Lou and Brennan would also be great.
YES
I'm impressed you all still have your legs attached after having Ted Nivison as a guest! Make sure you all keep your doors locked at night!
he broke my knees
He smashed my knees with a baseball bat
What do you mean......🤔
@@therunawaykid6523 Inside joke about Ted breaking kneecaps
@@juliannolastname2442 oh ok, thanks
Ngl the Shayne & Ian bit at 15:57 gave me 2005 Ian vibes and I couldn't be happier.
I can't tell if Olivia is just constantly stoned or she's mastered the "I don't know what I'm doing here anymore" comedy style.
she's just playing into her character, which she is normally do in her daily basis, to the point where her character becomes a part of her actual personality.
Noah is so wholesome, he genuinely finds all his friends hilarious
Wouldn’t be calling him wholesome if you heard why he’ll never have sex in the shower again
@@camrenkimmerling9406 XD
@@camrenkimmerling9406 that poor poor man
@@camrenkimmerling9406 wait what happened I missed SOMETHING
@@camrenkimmerling9406 yeah please elaborate, wtf does that hint at ? xD
Noah’s face changing when he realizes and goes “that’s what’s hidden in the valley!??!” Made me laugh out loud😂😂😂
Diabolical Ian is my favorite
Imagine this: Ted Nivison, Brock Baker, and Damien Haas all doing the Plankton impression at the same time. Right at the end, add in Markiplier to totally confuse everyone.
How dare you make me want them to do something so badly?! Damn that is a good idea!
Please please please @smosh we just need a 1 minute Short
This need more likes and replies for smosh to notice, I need this in my life
@@Nerdynessocity and RubberRoss/ Ross O'Donovan! His SpongeBob is scary accurate
This is an amazing idea we need this asap
Lobster POV is solid. New try not to laugh challenge: POVs only.
YEEESSSSS
YES! I love this idea!
Fuck yes
Why do you watch this crap
@@frankcastle9691 We find it funny? Why do you go into comment sections of videos you apparently don't like or watch?
"pumpkin die" made me laugh harder than it should've
I feel like Ted is one of those guests that’s I feel like “not sure what’s going on but I’m doing my best” and his best is just at good enough. I love it.
ted is funnier than everyone else from smosh
@@ianrehmel4245 trueee
Good enough?? I don't know who he is, but this guy understood the assignment. He cracked me up and I hope we see him more on TNTL.
@@sotrue5413 he used to be friends with callmecarson
Olivia absolutely killed it this episode! “See you on the other… aisle.” 😂
She's so good even though she looks like she has no plan at all
@@orestes_io usually because she doesn’t have a plan and either finds something along the way or flops completely
Who else is crying laughing at Ian saying "look at me look at me"? And then slapping Shayne with the power of a goldfish with a fake fish 😂🤣😂
I went looking for this comment XD so funnnyyyy
Lobster POV can easily become a classic bit. Such a simple and versatile concept. 10/10
22:18 Just the *sight* of the Ranch costume made him laugh
Top 10 most overpowered smosh characters:
#10: Ranch Olivia
This was such a great episode!
cool
1:30 -- The editors have become a force within Smosh that might destroy Ian at some point in the future.
dude Olivia's bit as ranch and Courtneys role as a dying banana literally had me laughing so hard i was crying
The lobster bit has without a doubt become one of my fav bits lol
YES
SAME!
I'm so glad TNTL is still going. The pure absurdity of these bits is exactly my sense of humor
I love how no one is talking about the weirdly intimate sexy chicken dance Noah did. I'm just in shock lmao
Now you’ve had Ted and Charlie, all you need now is “Schlatt” to finish the sandwich
I hope no one makes 9/11 jokes when “schlatt” is there. Wouldn’t wanna cause 1999 to happen again
Charlie went here?
@@Knives.424e yeah on the callmecarson episode
I think POV: You're a Lobster might be my favorite joke Courtney's ever done on TNTL.
Boneless is still my favorite
i swear every TNTL olivia skit feels like when you just wake up in the morning and write down what you remember from your dream and you read that note the next day.
I always love watching Courtney mentally prepare when she knows Shayne's up next. She knows she's gonna laugh so she's gotta calm herself down before it even starts.
shayne: wtf is this joke
olivia: it’s not a joke, it’s a scene
her mind is just…. so interesting.
edit: i’m very sad that people are bashing olivia under this. even if you’re not a fan of olivia’s humor, there’s no need to be rude/mean toward her. let’s just all chill and enjoy some smosh.
🎵 _This is a scene, it's not a god damn joke, Shayne!_ 🎵
It’s forced weirdness for the sake of being weird. There is nothing funny or entertaining about it. Shayne laughing is the only thing that makes it mildly entertaining and it was a pity/confusion laugh. Less Olivia
@@MiniMetal I didn’t find it funny either, but some people find it funny
She was right though
@@MiniMetal Damn, didn’t know you were part of the funny police! You must be great at parties!! Let people like what they like lmao jokes are subjective anyways.
7:45 if he said “and this is my co-founder ‘Rob Banks’ I think I would’ve died of laughter”
life imitates art, and art imitates whatever that Olivia bit was
She can be so cool
I don’t understand why ted in a frog hat and deepening his voice reminded me of Adam Driver so much. He’s legit a mix of Adam Driver and Jim Carrey
i laughed so fucking hard dude
Watching these chronologically from the beginning has given me such an insane appreciation for Olivia's humour - it completely went over my head before lol
It's Ted's voice acting is what gets me the most 🤣
Jesus, I never realized how tall Ted was until seeing him stand next to everyone else in the opening.
Yeah me too 😀
yeah, i forgot how tall he was;; he's 6'4" i think? since he's taller than schlatt (6'3") but shorter than wilbur (6'5")?
@@theshatteredecho he's 6'4 i think (possibly 6'5)
Welcome back to "Ted Nivison looks massive compared to everyone because all his friends are actually relatively tall compared to him"
the music editing was on point for this one, especially for the “i’m biscotti” part lmfao
I lost it at Courtney's lobster bit lol. This was such a great episode!
These two girls are legendary, I'm glad they get used for it so often, one of the best episodes yet.
PoV: you're a lobster is too good not to be a returning bit.
Why do you watch this crap
personally loving that courtney yelled "are these supposed to be puns?" because it's exactly what olivia did to keith
19:41 "That's what's hidden in the valley?!", loved that
Honestly the funniest episode ever! The lobster and the ranch, the buff Jesus. Noah was absolutely hilarious, Courtney is creating new staples of comedy and Olivia is apparently a hilarious philosophic artist. The guest was also absolutely brilliant 👏
Dude, Ted was built for shit like this. Hope he comes back on the show later on
@@c0r3k1d3 yeah hope so too him and gus are my favourite
@Muy Caliente ooooh, oh boy.
POV: You are a lobster is my favorite skit in a while. I hope Courtney continues to use it as a running gag ^^
1:37 this man has been in comedy and improv for 15 years and the best he could come up with was “Robert Robertson” protect him
I work at UPS and we deadass had a human arm once sooo that joke was perfect.
what
excuse me
Major respect for UPS employees. Let's give 'em a hand.
Was it shipped from Night Vale?
@@MetalMockingjay from the army
I love how Courtney starts giggling uncontrollably during Olivia's last bit
12:31 Olivia just ominously in the ranch costume will haunt me forever
I like how when Ian was in the chair, Olivia seemingly went with her backup joke first and just let the Ranch costume go unmentioned and seem unrelated to everything. Lmao
not really sure about this but isn't "hidden valley" a famous brand for ranch?
@@abdelrahmana.abdelgawad6635 that was the joke.
Olivias bits are always so layered. You NEVER know what to expect i love it.
I saw Ian eating the pink donut in the intro and had immediate flashbacks to the good ol' food battle... Good times... I need to watch those again.
how is it possible that Olivia's jokes are getting even weirder...
i feel like this is by far one of the most unhinged TNTLs in years
I need a Smosh sketch done in the style of an AI robot writing a script after listening to Olivia’s thoughts for 2 days.
The bunny loan is such a classic Shayne moment, I literally burst out laughing when he came out, I immediately knew what was about to happen!!
20:21 was waiting for shayne to say “so what are you? A green bean?” 😂😂
It's official: The immersive lobster sketch was the moment I fell in love with Courtney. Life will never be the same.
Shayne’s lifeguard bit was hilarious to me. Guess you have to be a lifeguard to appreciate it
The lobster pov is one of Courtney's best jokes in a while. So good
I love how Ted looms over everyone like a human tower. Big man.
Ted’s ability to create a narrative and immediately embody it is unparalleled
The "POV you're a lobster" bit had me dying. Such a simple bit but so funny lmao
Yes that was genius! 😂
16:29 "proceeds to look more" what an underrated line
I love Olivia. She's the uncanny valley of humor and that really makes her stand out.
The only reason she stands out is because she isn't funny/ least
@@ThomasSawyers I disagree. The confusion and awkwardness she causes is hilarious to me.
@@pengabob you must relate then, not very funny but desperately tries to be, shy to the point you're off-putting and the last one to laugh at a joke, but that's just because you didn't get it and everyone else did
@@ThomasSawyers ok crazy lady
@@ThomasSawyers yikes
Shayne: Always politely pretends to be super close to laughing
Olivia: Always makes the least sense but that´s the whole joke
Ian: Always gives off creepy uncle vibes... yeah that´s pretty much it
Courtney: Always supports Olivias weird bits
Noah: Always gives 100%
The Merch promos always go so hard and I will always love them. No skips just bangers.
3:22 the automatic "shut up" has my side hurting
the silent wheezes from noah & shayne during the veggie tales bit when olivia came out KILLS me
More Ted Please! Dude is hilarious!!
Okay. So I knew Ted was tall, but MOTHER OF MERCY that intro definitely does his height justice!
Ted made up very good and funny bits. I've heard of him but never watched his videos or streams if he does stream but after this video im actually gonna go check him out rn
Love the Merch intro but I can’t be the only person missing Tommy’s jingles 😂
They were the best
@@felipebustos3563 "were"??! Is he gone??!?!! 😱
🎶merch in the store🎶
@@sachab6098 I just don't think music is his focus for the company.
Why do you watch this crap
The best timed TH-cam ad. Shaynes getting beat up as Harry Potter is interrupted by "enjoy the zen" with calm clouds...
Courtney is getting so much funnier, she killed with me the banana and Olivia scene ideas fits her!
7:20 The way Olivia raises her eyebrows when she says "scene" is the cherry on top of an amazing bit
23:02 Courtney losing it because the bit finally got to her as they were finishing it is hilarious
5:27 how does ted just pick courtney up like shes a ragdoll
big strong arm
Any girls dream
Cause he's Biscotti lol XD