I got a shoehorn from my dad for xmas. A brass one. I love it; every time I need to put my shoes on, i get a little help from my dad. A great man that passed 8 years ago today.
Awww! I can tell that you’re missing your Daddy. I’m sorry he’s gone. I know just how you feel - I also had wonderful parents. I’m sending you a special hug 🫂 and a bit of love ❤ to help you navigate your grief. I always say that grief never goes away, it just grows and grows. But our siblings and our friends help us through, as do our memories. I love your shoehorn … it’s the best part of your Dad! 😉
I have a long handled shoehorn and like yourself, it was a gift from my dad several years ago. He and my mum used one and he thought I would like one as it makes it much easier to put on shoes. And whenever I use it....I do think of my dad. Sending a hug to you as your dad sounded like a wonderful person.
I ordered 2 LEMONS as part of my online grocery shopping for delivery ... but they sent 2 MELONS instead!! Didn't really work ...as I had wanted the lemons to descale the kettle! Don't think melons would do the job😂
Thanks so much for sharing the laughter Sarah, its been a tough year for many of us. Happy Christmas lovely and wishing you much joy and happiness for 2025! xxxlolxxx 💞
I got 5 tins steak and kidney pies 5 boxes cereal 5 tins of coffee from my son l said what's happened to smelliest he said you smell nice enough mom l thought you would like these. I am greatly touched😊😊😊
My daughter got us a long-handled shoe horn. We actually use it every day, as we’re in our mid-60’s! Was a little put off on Christmas Day, but chuckle every time I put on my shoes!
My dad gave me a statuette of frogs drinking moonshine in a boat while fishing one year. It was the only thing he got me. He found a deal and got everyone a frog-themed gift that year
Talking about Tesco home delivery. .. I placed an order for tomato pasta sauce and spaghetti…..I got uncle bens rice and a tube of toothpaste !!! Go figure. Merry Christmas Sarah and thanks for making me laugh so much pet !
the thing about returning a vibrator to the store is that they only give store credit. eventually you have enough store credit to order the full dungeon, which requires a work team to fully install. so i guess i could return the dungeon and keep the work team.
The older you get the more a long handled metal shoe horn becomes the perfect present. Also my right leg no longer bends enough so I really struggle to get that sock on. Getting old is crap.
Actually shoe horns are very useful as one gets older and sometimes it’s necessary to wiggle your foot into a shoe and the shoe horn helps with this action. Love your humour Sarah.
One year I got, in front of all my relatives, 5 jars of anti- wrinkle cream. I was 41. Go figure... lol I mean, I couldn't even tell him off until they all left.
The worst present I have ever gotten at Christmas was from my sister, she tossed a plastic wallet at me that she had gotten as a secret santa present from work. No wrapping,no ribbon ..... so I threw it back at her head hehe Merry Christmas Sarah!
My wife’s sister and her husband gave my wife a blue bra for Christmas when my wife was 12 - you know, ‘that’ embarrassing age. My wife says she was mortified that her brother-in-law knew that they gave my wife a bra. I can see her point - it is a pretty creepy gift! But they also gave her a toy John Deere 6600 combine. That almost made up for the blue bra. Almost. 😂😂
My mum makes and gives me a pomander every year a week or so before christmas. It smells divine! The worst gift I've ever had (for my birthday or christmas) was a pair of knickers. They went from right above my knees and all the way up to my boobs. They were beige, fuzzy, and made of camel hair. I was in my early twenties. They were from my grandmother. She also gave me a towel for Easter one year when I was a kid. Not a piece of candy in sight.😂
This year I spent hundreds of dollars on gifts for my sister, her husband, and their 3 kids.. after they opened the gifts, the kids asked if "that was all" I got them.. meanwhile not one of them gave me anything.. not even a card😑
Do what i do INSIST that no one wastes their money buying you a gift. Then dont buy anyone anything. And noone can complain. Dont buy them anything or they might feel guilty.
Yes! Mine were not happy with thoughtfully purchased expensive gifts so asked for money instead, fine no problem.. gave em a fiver each 🤣 needless to say we no longer gift 🤣🤣🤣 Has worked out brilliantly as Xmas and Birthdays no longer cost us!
No North Carolina USA show dates? But but.. I'm your biggest fan..? Signed, It's probably for the best, I can't afford a ticket, and my plan to sleep with strangers for money... well, it doesn't seem proper. Still your biggest fan. Love, Jae-Jae G. I ❤ SM!
I got tickets, albeit in Miami, for $80. I can’t imagine Portland would be so much more expensive. Maybe have another look? When I purchased them a friend grumbled they were too expensive, thinking they were going to cost hundreds, I’m still not sure where she was looking. I did book early bird so maybe that made a difference. I sincerely doubt Sarah hates pensioners. I hope you have the opportunity to attend.
Sarah Millican is an amazing comedian but I am disappointed that she has fallen into the trap of other stand up comics who feel that saying f*** is now an essential part of the routine. If you listen to her earlier shows she relies on a clever delivery and not on having to use vulgarity tactics to get a laugh. I know it is common place now but in my opinion it drops her whole performance down into the bog of monotony and predictability that so many of her comic peers have fallen into because they think that is what the audience wants. I agree with Spencer Kimball when he said "Profanity is the effort of a feeble brain to express itself forcibly."14 Mar 2014. Sarah Millican is better than that.
I so agree, I don’t know why this has got so bad nowadays, it’s “normal” now to hear this word. Miriam Margoyles is particularly bad and at her age she should know better!
@@mirjacastren3292 You can also turn on closed captioning when you can’t understand her accent. I have to decrease the playback speed when I try to listen to computer instructions.
I got a shoehorn from my dad for xmas. A brass one. I love it; every time I need to put my shoes on, i get a little help from my dad. A great man that passed 8 years ago today.
What a nice story.
That is such a lovely thought!
Awww! I can tell that you’re missing your Daddy. I’m sorry he’s gone. I know just how you feel - I also had wonderful parents.
I’m sending you a special hug 🫂 and a bit of love ❤ to help you navigate your grief. I always say that grief never goes away, it just grows and grows. But our siblings and our friends help us through, as do our memories. I love your shoehorn … it’s the best part of your Dad! 😉
I have a long handled shoehorn and like yourself, it was a gift from my dad several years ago. He and my mum used one and he thought I would like one as it makes it much easier to put on shoes. And whenever I use it....I do think of my dad. Sending a hug to you as your dad sounded like a wonderful person.
A lovely heart warming story
That's adorable though, making a note in his phone ❤
Merry Christmas Sarah...thank you for bringing joy into this widow's life.
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My condolences, love.
I ordered 2 LEMONS as part of my online grocery shopping for delivery ... but they sent 2 MELONS instead!! Didn't really work ...as I had wanted the lemons to descale the kettle! Don't think melons would do the job😂
Merry Christmas Sarah, thanks for laughs and all the best in the new year
Thanks so much for sharing the laughter Sarah, its been a tough year for many of us. Happy Christmas lovely and wishing you much joy and happiness for 2025! xxxlolxxx 💞
I got 5 tins steak and kidney pies 5 boxes cereal 5 tins of coffee from my son l said what's happened to smelliest he said you smell nice enough mom l thought you would like these. I am greatly touched😊😊😊
My daughter got us a long-handled shoe horn. We actually use it every day, as we’re in our mid-60’s! Was a little put off on Christmas Day, but chuckle every time I put on my shoes!
Thank you for the much-needed laughs, and Happy Holidays!
A shoehorn for a gift is indeed unusual but I can say, at 63, I use my metal shoehorn daily.
Her delivery is both charming and and hilarious. First, I feel cozy listening to a good storyteller and then I'm laughing.
Love ya lass, ta much for all you give us to laugh for.
Merry Christmas!!!
Merry Christmas! ☃️🎄
Merry Christmas Sarah love ❤️
Your definitely with the right guy 😂😂😂😂😂❤
My dad gave me a statuette of frogs drinking moonshine in a boat while fishing one year. It was the only thing he got me. He found a deal and got everyone a frog-themed gift that year
Long handle shoe horn...... excellent gift. Use it every day.
You are amazing!
Talking about Tesco home delivery. .. I placed an order for tomato pasta sauce and spaghetti…..I got uncle bens rice and a tube of toothpaste !!! Go figure.
Merry Christmas Sarah and thanks for making me laugh so much pet !
Happy Christmas ❤️
the thing about returning a vibrator to the store is that they only give store credit. eventually you have enough store credit to order the full dungeon, which requires a work team to fully install. so i guess i could return the dungeon and keep the work team.
Feliz Natal Sarah ❤
The older you get the more a long handled metal shoe horn becomes the perfect present.
Also my right leg no longer bends enough so I really struggle to get that sock on.
Getting old is crap.
Actually shoe horns are very useful as one gets older and sometimes it’s necessary to wiggle your foot into a shoe and the shoe horn helps with this action. Love your humour Sarah.
Merry Christmas to One and All. From Dave in Wales ❤. 🏴
My sister gave me a PINK flowery turntable last year. I am 74 years old, and she gives me something fit for a 14-year-old, for heaven’s sake!
You have to ask,”have you met me?”
Merry Christmas.
One year I got, in front of all my relatives, 5 jars of anti- wrinkle cream. I was 41. Go figure... lol I mean, I couldn't even tell him off until they all left.
The worst present I have ever gotten at Christmas was from my sister, she tossed a plastic wallet at me that she had gotten as a secret santa present from work. No wrapping,no ribbon ..... so I threw it back at her head hehe
Merry Christmas Sarah!
Sisters can be a-holes 😂
My wife’s sister and her husband gave my wife a blue bra for Christmas when my wife was 12 - you know, ‘that’ embarrassing age. My wife says she was mortified that her brother-in-law knew that they gave my wife a bra. I can see her point - it is a pretty creepy gift!
But they also gave her a toy John Deere 6600 combine. That almost made up for the blue bra. Almost. 😂😂
I usually do the shopping for my other half and seeing as we both eat the same things it's all good
Be careful what you wish for. You might get it!
awesome
My mum makes and gives me a pomander every year a week or so before christmas. It smells divine!
The worst gift I've ever had (for my birthday or christmas) was a pair of knickers. They went from right above my knees and all the way up to my boobs. They were beige, fuzzy, and made of camel hair. I was in my early twenties. They were from my grandmother. She also gave me a towel for Easter one year when I was a kid. Not a piece of candy in sight.😂
What was your Gran smoking? Camel hair knickers sounds the most horrible idea in intimates ever!!!
This year I spent hundreds of dollars on gifts for my sister, her husband, and their 3 kids.. after they opened the gifts, the kids asked if "that was all" I got them.. meanwhile not one of them gave me anything.. not even a card😑
Rude!!
That is absolutely horrendous parenting, and not only hurtful to you, but setting those kids up for a life of unpleasantness
Some people seem to deliberately teach their children to be materialistic.@@elspethfougere9683
Do what i do INSIST that no one wastes their money buying you a gift. Then dont buy anyone anything. And noone can complain. Dont buy them anything or they might feel guilty.
Yes! Mine were not happy with thoughtfully purchased expensive gifts so asked for money instead, fine no problem.. gave em a fiver each 🤣 needless to say we no longer gift 🤣🤣🤣 Has worked out brilliantly as Xmas and Birthdays no longer cost us!
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I'm thinking it was autocorrect. From what - I have no idea 😲
I can't believe GARY DELANEY is a better husband than me -.-
I thought it may have been auto correct
Omg she talks so fast lol
Oh dear.
I think er fella and mine are twins separated at birth
She fcn funny though a gaz
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Is she wearing a tamagotchi watch?
No North Carolina USA show dates? But but.. I'm your biggest fan..?
Signed,
It's probably for the best, I can't afford a ticket, and my plan to sleep with strangers for money... well, it doesn't seem proper. Still your biggest fan. Love, Jae-Jae G. I ❤ SM!
Tickets for your 2025 Portland Oregon show start at THREE HUNDRED dollars. Why do you hate pensioners?
I got tickets, albeit in Miami, for $80.
I can’t imagine Portland would be so much more expensive. Maybe have another look?
When I purchased them a friend grumbled they were too expensive, thinking they were going to cost hundreds, I’m still not sure where she was looking.
I did book early bird so maybe that made a difference.
I sincerely doubt Sarah hates pensioners.
I hope you have the opportunity to attend.
Sarah Millican is an amazing comedian but I am disappointed that she has fallen into the trap of other stand up comics who feel that saying f*** is now an essential part of the routine. If you listen to her earlier shows she relies on a clever delivery and not on having to use vulgarity tactics to get a laugh. I know it is common place now but in my opinion it drops her whole performance down into the bog of monotony and predictability that so many of her comic peers have fallen into because they think that is what the audience wants. I agree with Spencer Kimball when he said "Profanity is the effort of a feeble brain to express itself forcibly."14 Mar 2014. Sarah Millican is better than that.
It's true of actress, or if one prefers, actor Mayim Bialik. She has a PhD and a lovely vocabulary but too often drops the f bomb on her podcast. Why?
Totally agree, it just makes me cringe every time she feels the need to use the f word... Totally unnecessary and ruins the comedy for me
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Nobody fk cares
She’s always done that!
I so agree, I don’t know why this has got so bad nowadays, it’s “normal” now to hear this word. Miriam Margoyles is particularly bad and at her age she should know better!
The swearing just ruined it for me....
she talks to fast🤔
You can hange the speed by clicking on the cog at the top right of the screen. Also, sometimes her accent is tough to decipher. Don’t give up on her.
Oh, thank you! I didn’t even know that the speed could be changed. This ipad is full of features I haven’t used.
@@mirjacastren3292 You can also turn on closed captioning when you can’t understand her accent. I have to decrease the playback speed when I try to listen to computer instructions.
No she doesn't, you don't listen fast enough.
She doesn’t talk too fast, you listen too slow.
This woman is vile
Don't watch her then!