the F35 gets it's first air to air interception

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  • @Jdreeve11
    @Jdreeve11 ปีที่แล้ว +5046

    I love how the 35 is also calling the 22 a kid even though there's like a 30 year difference of the 22 getting blue balled

    • @maverickmissile801
      @maverickmissile801 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Yea lol

    • @dixieduffy7
      @dixieduffy7 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      I always figured it was more of a nickname. "The kid" kinda like Billy the kid.

    • @TaGF_Tomcat
      @TaGF_Tomcat ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@dixieduffy7this

    • @anthonyb9147
      @anthonyb9147 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      But Billy has more kills than F22

    • @dixieduffy7
      @dixieduffy7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@anthonyb9147 he was also killed at 21. Hardly a kid especially in those times

  • @Angusrather
    @Angusrather ปีที่แล้ว +3814

    This man has given multi million dollar aircraft personalities, and now I am genuinely invested in seeing if the Raptor has his day 😂

    • @mattbryan7589
      @mattbryan7589 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Its like rooting for a sports team at this point. Pulling for the 22 to get a kill

    • @yes_812
      @yes_812 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      No but like genuinely , im invested.

    • @murderjunkeeeeknujredrum9086
      @murderjunkeeeeknujredrum9086 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Poor Raptor just wants to eat he's tired of balloon diets 😂😅

    • @tekno4blood
      @tekno4blood ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He just wants to make a rusky good. Is that too much to ask. :( they have sssssooooooooooooo many 6th gen fighters 😂😂😂

    • @dan2797
      @dan2797 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yea but..if he has his day that’s the bad ending of this horrible play. Might as well take a bow and exit stage left before the curtains are even closed because that’s not something I wanna be around for. Just saying.

  • @PennsyPappas
    @PennsyPappas ปีที่แล้ว +3759

    Even the F35 fears and respects what the F22 can do.

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Up close? Sure. From a distance, last I checked, the 22 doesn't hold a candle to the 35
      Is that even a phrase? Idk

    • @justduck4504
      @justduck4504 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@thehammurabichode7994 They simply wouldnt see each other tho.

    • @zengeki23
      @zengeki23 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      no one but the F-35 knows what the F-22 can do, the sad part is that we have a better chance of finding out about the next-gen Air dominance name than seeing the F22 in action.

    • @SteveInLava
      @SteveInLava ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hold on, but didn't the air force siphon the f22's fuel? How does the f22 still have enough energy to throw a temper tantrum?

    • @namelesscrow9351
      @namelesscrow9351 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ​@@justduck4504I think the Lighting has a slightly better chance at seeing the Raptor? Idk tho I'm not apart of the loop😂

  • @elistewart3435
    @elistewart3435 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    Knowing the 22, there is a chance that even disassembly wouldn’t hold it back. It could possibly just reassemble out of spite.

    • @Apollyon67
      @Apollyon67 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      The thought of "Christine" being recycled into a 22 would be a terrifying movie.

    • @jarack3256
      @jarack3256 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Apollyon67 Wouldn't that end up more as a crossover between Christine and Maximum Overdrive?

    • @thesupportingcast6972
      @thesupportingcast6972 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Like a hybrid T1000 from Terminator 2 and a Transformer 😂

    • @treyjordan3168
      @treyjordan3168 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Apollyon67 Am I the only one who thought of SCP-682?

    • @megatron8449
      @megatron8449 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@treyjordan3168I did.

  • @Aabergm
    @Aabergm ปีที่แล้ว +336

    I am impressed with the F-22 holding it together and politely congratulating the F35, I didn't know he had it in him.

    • @matasa7463
      @matasa7463 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      A kill is a kill, he has to acknowledge that. It’s not the F35’s fault the F22 can never be allowed to shoot shit down.

    • @AmericanAdvancement
      @AmericanAdvancement ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@matasa7463The raptor does have a few balloon kills so…

    • @The_cestelin_Holland
      @The_cestelin_Holland 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@AmericanAdvancementhe wants meat

    • @Real28
      @Real28 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@The_cestelin_Holland not this bullshit ass vegan diet!

    • @americanphoenix249
      @americanphoenix249 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's his brother of course he is happy to see him eat.

  • @dumpsterpsycho2894
    @dumpsterpsycho2894 ปีที่แล้ว +1822

    At this point, I want to see the F-22 get used for something at this point. ANYTHING

    • @joshuadelbelbelluz8325
      @joshuadelbelbelluz8325 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Well he did get to shoot down ufos and balloons so that’s something

    • @ablindman0
      @ablindman0 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Other than the most expensive balloon popper

    • @Kelemor
      @Kelemor ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Air shows he gets to do air shows

    • @matejlieskovsky9625
      @matejlieskovsky9625 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Target practice for allied nations once equipped with extra weights, given reflectors and banned from following its own combat manual?

    • @KnightShadowsong
      @KnightShadowsong ปีที่แล้ว +37

      it was used for intercepting that F4... not a kill, but considering the pilots probably to this day have to change their pants twice a day and have more nightmares then the 22 dose... Yeah...

  • @ParziivalMC
    @ParziivalMC ปีที่แล้ว +265

    "Unalived more people than cancer" now thats a one-liner I was not expecting

  • @herrzimm
    @herrzimm ปีที่แล้ว +1623

    LOL, the SR-71 ASKING "You guys have to dodge missiles" had me rolling. Especially knowing that the 71 would simply OUTRUN any missile that might have been fired at it, provided that the enemy could hold a lock long enough TO get a missile off in the first place.

    • @mohdafnanazmi1674
      @mohdafnanazmi1674 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Yeah, SR-71 is the embodiment of I believe in speed and power solve everything

    • @a1marine105
      @a1marine105 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Shooting a missle at the 71 is simply a BIGZ WASTE of money and material since it's NOT gonna hit lel

    • @leeteague8126
      @leeteague8126 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      To be fair to the missiles, the backbird accelerated AND changed course by 1 degree....

    • @jacqueschouette7474
      @jacqueschouette7474 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      And if there was a chance that the missile might come close, there was a jammer on-board just in case.

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Historically missiles have been fired at SR-71s and outrun the damn things is exactly what it did. Well, that and climbed higher.

  • @samschellhase8831
    @samschellhase8831 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    The SR-71 GOAT
    “You guys have to dodge missiles?” Fucking fantastic

    • @RobS8769
      @RobS8769 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      "You guys have to dodge missiles?" !!!
      Definitely my favorite part!

  • @stormwolven
    @stormwolven 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I never thought I could feel so bad for a plane. I just want to hug him and give him Chinese food, candy & a puppy.

  • @flutterguy965
    @flutterguy965 ปีที่แล้ว +1991

    The fact that this channel makes me (a non US person) wish the F22 would see IRL action just to then later see him happy in a video... I really hope the airforce PR department has it's hands in the making of this channel, because that would mean there is at least one genius calling the shots there.

    • @firefightingguy9427
      @firefightingguy9427 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      The fact that a PR team is NOT involved proves that there is one genius and it’s #HabitualLineCrosser.

    • @alexanderrahl7034
      @alexanderrahl7034 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      ​@firefightingguy9427 idk, it's entirely possible. We've discovered relatively recently that the U.S military has been utilizing influencers as a psyop campaign for some years now. So the possibility is there. I have no idea what the chance actually is but... it's not zero lol

    • @colbygordon6936
      @colbygordon6936 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      ​@@alexanderrahl7034calling a US Army service member an Air Force psyop has to be the most devious thing I've read all week lmao

    • @Sephh28695
      @Sephh28695 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same!!!!!

    • @bas-tn3um
      @bas-tn3um ปีที่แล้ว

      we learned this under obama genius they got rid of propaganda laws.@@alexanderrahl7034

  • @xyannick3sshitpostshelf95
    @xyannick3sshitpostshelf95 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    That reminds me of something I read about the perfect weapon being the one you never need to use for its own existence is the bane of all aggression. F22 should be proud of being that

    • @DogsRSweet
      @DogsRSweet ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Yeah, but sometimes, sometimes you just wanna... You just wanna eaaaat!!!!

    • @tearstoneactual9773
      @tearstoneactual9773 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      "Well, I disagree. The best weapon is the one you only have to use *once!* That's how Dad does it. That's how America does it. And it's worked out pretty well so far. Gentlemen, I give you the F-22."

    • @frednone
      @frednone ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Somehow I don' think F-22 has ever read the Art of War.

    • @cardinalchaos2278
      @cardinalchaos2278 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@frednonemore likely he snorted a fine line of shredded up pages of Art of War.

    • @MalefaxTheBlack
      @MalefaxTheBlack ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Boy still needs to eat. He’s hungry AF.

  • @EarlHare
    @EarlHare ปีที่แล้ว +430

    The SR-71 being like "you guys have to dodge missiles?" absolutely floored me lol

    • @richardhanck972
      @richardhanck972 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I feel like there should be a comma or something in that sentence... or maybe it just has an extra word. "You guys have to dodge...?"

    • @scottarthurjr.1818
      @scottarthurjr.1818 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I had to stop and replay it, just to laugh again.

    • @rantman86
      @rantman86 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird...an advanced strategic long range reconnaissance aircraft capable of Mach-3 at an altitude of 85 thousand feet...

    • @kevinerbs2778
      @kevinerbs2778 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rantman86 Cruise is 85,000 feet Surface ceiling is 120,000 feet.

    • @christopherbarrows5040
      @christopherbarrows5040 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@rantman86 You sure do seem to know a lot about it.

  • @MalefaxTheBlack
    @MalefaxTheBlack ปีที่แล้ว +110

    “I’ve unalived more people than cancer.”
    -B52
    I spit my drink out laughing. 😂

    • @RogbodgeVideo
      @RogbodgeVideo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pity it sounds like Don T-Rump!

    • @MalefaxTheBlack
      @MalefaxTheBlack 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@RogbodgeVideo Your TDS is showing…

    • @RogbodgeVideo
      @RogbodgeVideo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MalefaxTheBlack TDS?

    • @MalefaxTheBlack
      @MalefaxTheBlack 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RogbodgeVideo Your Trump Derangement Syndrome...It's showing.

  • @mfree80286
    @mfree80286 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    As always, Buff sheds some Arc Light on the situation, really rolls over these conversations line a Linebacker, II.
    You'd think someone would at some point compiled the total tonnage of munitions the B-52 has delivered over it's life, but no... I had to go dig for it.
    It's more than 2,525,700... TONS. Two and a half million TONS of bombs delivered by Grampa Buff so far. If they were all 500's you'd be talking about ten million individual bombs.
    EDIT: And it's absolutely mindblowing (hah) to even consider that the same amount of explosive power can be had in two... yes, two... current B83 warheads, at 1.2 megaton each.

    • @ericcameron7273
      @ericcameron7273 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grampa Buff dropped almost as much tonnage as all the bombs dropped by the UK, US, Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa COMBINED in WW2.

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo ปีที่แล้ว +16

      As they say. Grandpa Buff will survive so long. He will be on Mars and bomb some poor Martian Rebel back to the nonexistent Stone Age. Do not ask how Grandpa would get there. All I can say is....Rip & Tear *the beat drops*

    • @shryko
      @shryko ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is that just in combat zones, or does that include practice runs? Either way... not insignificant, all the same.

    • @mfree80286
      @mfree80286 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@shryko That's the combined numbers I could find for the totality of Vietnam and Desert Storm. There's probably quite a few more tons somewhere.

    • @shryko
      @shryko ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mfree80286 hoo boy, so... instead of being a potential OVERestimate, we're probably talking a massive UNDERestimate. Buff be **STACKING**

  • @robertward8035
    @robertward8035 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    I'm old so I can relate to buff. He knows how much he's done, knows his limitations, and doesn't seem to need to prove anything to anyone, and deep down is as surprised as everyone else that he can still bite. I love the old guy..😊

    • @johngetty3839
      @johngetty3839 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I loved being stationed with BUFF and the SR71's at Beale in '71.

    • @Secundinius
      @Secundinius ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same man. Same. Lol.

    • @chriso1373
      @chriso1373 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​​@@johngetty3839thats impressive that you enjoyed it because i stayed at the air force lodge there a few months ago and MAN is there NOTHING out there...
      Cool seeing the U2s doing touch and gos tho.

    • @harry503
      @harry503 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Grandpa even has 2 air to air kill

    • @TwisterWinds
      @TwisterWinds ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Buff was tip of the spear had anything gone hot during the Cold War. Buff deserves the praise.

  • @trainknut
    @trainknut ปีที่แล้ว +404

    “Jet can hunt down cruise missile??”
    Ace Combat players and Spitfire pilots in 1944: “wait, people think they couldn’t?”

    • @jedimasterdraco6950
      @jedimasterdraco6950 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean, would V-1s really count as cruiser missiles? V-2s sure but not sure about V-1s. Also I think you mean Tempest, not Spitfire.

    • @trainknut
      @trainknut ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@jedimasterdraco6950 Griffon Spitfires engaged both V-1s and V-2s, in fact until 1945 this was their main role, which is why Griffon Spits didn't see much front line action against the Luftwaffe compared to their Merlin counterparts.
      And V-1s do count as cruise missiles, very rudimentary ones with little to no precision guidance, but they do fit the definition of a cruise missile, albeit just slightly.

    • @scifidino5022
      @scifidino5022 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@jedimasterdraco6950 A cruise missile is a unmanned aerial warhead that is propelled through the entire duration of its flight. Usually this means it has large wings since it will fly like a plane. V1 was a cruise missile.
      Interestingly, V2 was not. V2 accelerated for a short period after its start and went the path to its target with its momentum. It was a ballistic missile, not a cruise missile :)

    • @jedimasterdraco6950
      @jedimasterdraco6950 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@scifidino5022 Oh right I knew there was a distinction between the two. Thanks for correcting me.

    • @rowdyjoringer612
      @rowdyjoringer612 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Don't forget H.A.W.X.

  • @kriger619
    @kriger619 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Every time Grandpa Buff shows up and flexes I get that much closer to loving the B-52 just by association. Also let's be really happy that real life F-22's aren't self aware and Johnny-5 Alive (Yes I'm old) otherwise there'd probably be a lot less aircraft in the world by now.

    • @thomasschulz2167
      @thomasschulz2167 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Just us bees pulling Mach Jesus.

    • @The_Great_Letter_E
      @The_Great_Letter_E ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hey, I'm pretty young and I've seen that movie, so you're not THAT old yet

    • @TheOneWhoMightBe
      @TheOneWhoMightBe ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Number Five! Alive!

    • @renedereus1877
      @renedereus1877 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh shit. The F22 with a Los Locos mentality.
      Yes i'm also old.

    • @weaselwolf8425
      @weaselwolf8425 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm 18 but the Johnny 5 reference always gets me lol. My parents loved that movie (and my grandpa, dad, and brother are all named Johnny💀).

  • @americankid7782
    @americankid7782 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Given how HLC has talked about these characters talking in his head on a regular basis, I imagine that once he read the article he immediately heard the F-22 in pure rage.

  • @michaelsolomon3496
    @michaelsolomon3496 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I'm just picturing the 22 😂
    "ALL I GOT WAS A BALLOON!!!!!! 🤬" 😂😂😂

    • @Unko2469
      @Unko2469 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      and all I hear is China Crying!!

  • @zohan90210
    @zohan90210 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    props to the 22 for keeping it together long enough to congratulate the 35

  • @chibineo24
    @chibineo24 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    You have no idea how much I appreciate Buffy's quips

  • @Irontygre
    @Irontygre ปีที่แล้ว +244

    OMG, I'm so happy my favorite plane finally made an appearance, and so apropro ... "you guys have to dodge missiles?" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ethancotton1549
      @ethancotton1549 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He's been there before once or twice

    • @scottmacgregor3444
      @scottmacgregor3444 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@ethancotton1549 Dodge. Go faster. Same thing I guess.

    • @awspartan4417
      @awspartan4417 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Catch it mid flight then wright on the side return to sender.

    • @Rick_James
      @Rick_James ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know I’ve been waiting for black beard to make an appearance

    • @stampede122
      @stampede122 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Operation Senior Surprise was the first appearance I can remember

  • @Hairysteed
    @Hairysteed ปีที่แล้ว +15

    SR-71: "You guys have to dodge missiles" - That cracked me the f_ck up!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AlleluiaElizabeth
    @AlleluiaElizabeth ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I'm proud of the kid for managing to not take it out on the F35. It was very mature of him.

  • @TheFalconerz
    @TheFalconerz ปีที่แล้ว +107

    F-22 probably throwing darts at a picture of F-35.

    • @JoAuJan
      @JoAuJan ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nah he is sending an aim 120 at the picture instead

    • @syedarif4554
      @syedarif4554 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JoAuJan dart version of jets

    • @martinvasquez818
      @martinvasquez818 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @justkevinlol
      @justkevinlol 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      nah he grounded the entire Russian air force at mach 2

  • @SpinoDragon145
    @SpinoDragon145 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I love how the 22 is slowly starting to lose his mind more and more in every single video now. 😂

    • @tearstoneactual9773
      @tearstoneactual9773 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Let him eat!

    • @stampede122
      @stampede122 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He had a brain?

    • @hkh4-onehandedvidya
      @hkh4-onehandedvidya ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He started off pretty loose and now has his own afraid

    • @trevynlane8094
      @trevynlane8094 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To be fair, he was always a bit nuts....

    • @CrisisHedgehog
      @CrisisHedgehog ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The F22 is suffering from the equivalence of being blue balled for years.

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam ปีที่แล้ว +196

    This man's accents make this educational series 10x better

    • @KnightShadowsong
      @KnightShadowsong ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This man needs to be in charge of Military PR. And he needs a congressional Metal of Humor. I know that's not a thing, but they need to make it a thing, just to give to this man.

    • @mozxz
      @mozxz ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KnightShadowsong Just a heads up, your phone changed it to Metal instead of Medal.

    • @KnightShadowsong
      @KnightShadowsong ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mozxz Legit, I have given up trying to figure out why that POS keeps doing things. I am beginning to think that It has a mind of it's own and we're all about to die in Nuclear fire and the former governor of California.

  • @Dmoney2204
    @Dmoney2204 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how after last time when he tried to melt the chains they removed his fuel so he wouldn’t try that again

  • @engmed4400
    @engmed4400 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I've unalived more people than cancer." That isn't a flex. BUFF is a force of nature.

  • @LighthawkTenchi
    @LighthawkTenchi ปีที่แล้ว +210

    I can’t help but feel bad for the 22, but I also understand that once we open that particular door, that’s going to bring about a LOT of recyclable materials falling from the sky, and I don’t think we have a butterfly net big enough

    • @ryanbrochu3336
      @ryanbrochu3336 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pandora's box 2.0

    • @shryko
      @shryko ปีที่แล้ว +4

      good news! The recyclables will only fall on hostile territory. Recovery might be complicated by this, if any effort was to be made...

  • @BamaCSX83
    @BamaCSX83 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    I know that the F-15 is the old dog of the fighter types, but could we perhaps see him share a few stories from his 104-0 interactions.

    • @trailblazer632
      @trailblazer632 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I mean... he did share the big ones. Shooting down a satellite in the early days, and popping a moving hind with a guided bomb😂

    • @Eagl3xStrik3
      @Eagl3xStrik3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Didn't an Isreali f15 lose a wing and still manage to fly all the way back to base and land?

    • @phoenix0166
      @phoenix0166 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Eagl3xStrik3yep…F-15 is just built different I guess

    • @theduke7539
      @theduke7539 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      most F15 kills are with Israeli Air Force, but yeah, its interesting history

    • @pbdye1607
      @pbdye1607 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "Did I ever tell ya about the time I landed with one wing missing?" (true story)

  • @marseldagistani1989
    @marseldagistani1989 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    F35 intercepts Cruise missiles.
    Now, all we need is a 3D printer being able to print fully functional missiles, and then we have Ace Combat

    • @AlexBarton-oj1ko
      @AlexBarton-oj1ko ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah....about that.... there's a Mexican company called X Bow that's trying that.

    • @damoclesecoe7184
      @damoclesecoe7184 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AlexBarton-oj1ko How confident are we that those missiles are loaded with anything other than cocaine?

    • @richardhanck972
      @richardhanck972 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mass budget is still a thing. 300 missiles or the mass to build 300 missiles (plus that of the printer)... either way no way you're lifting that with a fighter airframe...
      Putting the printer in a BUFF and using the fighter airframe for targeting and course correction though...

    • @borttorbbq2556
      @borttorbbq2556 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@richardhanck972that's spooky

    • @Intrusive_Thought176
      @Intrusive_Thought176 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@AlexBarton-oj1konot even gonna happen 😂

  • @Mr_Dancy_Pants
    @Mr_Dancy_Pants ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm so invested in this series, my first thought at seeing the title was "Oh god, F-22 is NOT going to take this well."

  • @kilroy2517
    @kilroy2517 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I've unalived more people than cancer." Brutal.

  • @mkcl9073
    @mkcl9073 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    Tough week for the F22, “defeated” in a war game and the F35 racked up an air to air kill. But yes Granpa Buff still has the highest body count. Air Power wins wars

    • @disbeafakename167
      @disbeafakename167 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wind wars alright. It's all hot air, if you can't take and hold ground, you're just making noise.

    • @dextercochran4916
      @dextercochran4916 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Didn't win Vietnam. Air power wins _battles._ Who wins the war depends on who gets there the firstest with the mostest.

    • @b.benjamineriksson6030
      @b.benjamineriksson6030 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@dextercochran4916 You pulled out because of public opinion.

    • @cjmunnee3356
      @cjmunnee3356 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@b.benjamineriksson6030Public opinion combined with a peace treaty between North and South Vietnam (the Paris Peace Accords).

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@dextercochran4916 While you're right that air power doesn't win wars, it was *entirely* on the betrayal of the civilian government that cost Viet Nam.
      I mean, we won in the end, but it took decades to get there.

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "I've unalived more people than cancer" Grandpa Buff can be scary sometimes when he chooses to be. But man I feel bad for the '22 someone needs to get him something to intercept for once!
    *I wonder what MRS. HLC was thinking when you were raging as the Raptor there*

    • @fkreller1
      @fkreller1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He probably waited until she had left the house or something. 🙂

  • @Xynth25
    @Xynth25 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I feel bad for the 22 lol. People are just too scared to FAFO with him.

  • @kadian299
    @kadian299 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You guys have to dodge missiles?'
    That is EXACTLY how I imagine the bird.

  • @przeterminator3453
    @przeterminator3453 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can see habitual wrecking his room and making animal noises to make this 10 second long skit

  • @ElegantMessTechPC
    @ElegantMessTechPC ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The F-22's rage at the end was friggin' hilarious ! As always, thanks so much for continuing to bring the "news" with a smile

  • @Nmille98
    @Nmille98 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Wait, the F-35 literally turns humans into Ace Combat protagonists?

    • @KRDecade2009
      @KRDecade2009 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Always have been

    • @TheSkyGuy77
      @TheSkyGuy77 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Not yet, bc I don't think they can carry 300+ missiles

    • @CptPhilippnes
      @CptPhilippnes ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I didnt even know that jets didn't normally shoot down cruise missiles because of Ace Combat

    • @codename1176
      @codename1176 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah it does everything the F-22 can’t do mission wise while. They complete each other and in some ways is better it’s got modern avionics

    • @lazaroskarmaniolas7410
      @lazaroskarmaniolas7410 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Dude, the F-15 managed to fly with only one wing IRL. Ace Combat protagonists are just real at this point.

  • @Xeldin
    @Xeldin ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Please... PLEASE DO NOT STOP MAKING THESE, they are gold

    • @ISAFMobius18
      @ISAFMobius18 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fast forward 50 years he's still making these in his 80s. At least Grandpa Buff will sound authentic since it'll still be around

    • @ryanbrochu3336
      @ryanbrochu3336 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣@@ISAFMobius18

  • @TheLoraxshadenough
    @TheLoraxshadenough ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Grandpa buff killing me with the one liners this week. First with "play hide and go fuco yourself in the stratosphere" and now "I've unalived more people than cancer."

  • @augury2699
    @augury2699 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I clicked on this half-brained thinking "Oh good he finally got that intercept he's been dying for." Then I woke up and realized I mistook the 35 for the 22. Poor guy.

  • @thebanananacam
    @thebanananacam ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "You guys have to dodge missles" That got me.

  • @TimTams_64
    @TimTams_64 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I dead at teh SR71 saying yuou guys have to dodge missiles.

    • @stampede122
      @stampede122 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why dodge if you can just flex

    • @Betagaminghd-mk6ym
      @Betagaminghd-mk6ym ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "How's about you play hide and go F*** yourself in the stratosphere" - Grandpa Buff

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SR-71 outran and outpaced several SA missile attacks over its career including 3 over DPRK and north Vietnam, as well as classified missions over USSR and China.

    • @stampede122
      @stampede122 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Betagaminghd-mk6ym that’s some he would say

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Betagaminghd-mk6ym that was the U2 spy plane not the SR-71 .

  • @LftRhtGN
    @LftRhtGN ปีที่แล้ว +36

    F-22 probably pissed rn
    Edit turns out he was very pissed

  • @FrauWilhelmKlink
    @FrauWilhelmKlink ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Hey, 16....I wouldn't argue with that man."😂 I also love how Grandpa Buff just drops flexes like "I've un- alived more people than cancer" while smiling.

  • @blueskiestrevor5200
    @blueskiestrevor5200 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The F-15E strike eagle(known as Mud Hen) deserves it's own character.

  • @A_Qwynide
    @A_Qwynide ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I feel like there are people in genuine positions of power who 1. Not only watch your videos but 2. Are actively getting influenced by them like "man we really do need to get the kid a splash... Wait - wtf did I just say??"

  • @finnbergermann
    @finnbergermann ปีที่แล้ว +31

    the calmest 10 seconds F22 ever had XD

    • @stampede122
      @stampede122 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The scariest 10 seconds as well, especially if it’s the proverbial calm before storm

    • @finnbergermann
      @finnbergermann ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stampede122 you mean the ten seconds before a hypersonic bumblebee shoots up the entire airfield?

  • @foracal5608
    @foracal5608 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    F in the chat for 22..
    And Grandpa buff showing his dark side again

  • @still-standingrunner810
    @still-standingrunner810 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The SR71 flexing on everyone but Grandpa Buff is my new favorite thing

  • @virginiagrant5234
    @virginiagrant5234 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Ive unalived nore people than cancer..."
    HAD ME ROLLING! Buff at it again

  • @FrozenPyro06
    @FrozenPyro06 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love how the 15 and 16 couldn’t keep their egos down for long enough to congratulate the 35. Like pros when they’re worried the new guy will take their spotlight

    • @trailblazer632
      @trailblazer632 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean to be fair theyve put in the work to have that ego 😂

    • @KRDecade2009
      @KRDecade2009 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean 104:0 kinda hard to beat

  • @SMTRodent
    @SMTRodent ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Things you know if you see a new post from Habitual Linecrosser:
    1. Your day just got better.
    2. Someone else's day got worse.

  • @Saintbow
    @Saintbow ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I can picture the SR-71 and Grandpa Buff sitting in a hangar, sipping cold ones, just laughing at the kids when they mention "Dodge" and "Kill count".

    • @sandyv4819
      @sandyv4819 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They're totally the old men on the front porch "Remembering the old days"

  • @simonemancini5550
    @simonemancini5550 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The F35 scared of the 22.....Yeah, I would look over my shoulder in the near future if I was the 35.
    Also the SR71 flex with the "You guys have to dodge missiles?" NIIIIIIIICE.

  • @jacobturner1490
    @jacobturner1490 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Grandpa buff just pausing and casually saying "Ive unalived more people than cancer"

  • @Goodgu3963
    @Goodgu3963 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I think what makes your personalities and the 'story' your channel has so much more entertaining than a lot of others, is that it's not a fake story. The F22 hasn't intercepted anything not because you think it makes a good story, but because it actually hasn't happened.

    • @krotoxx
      @krotoxx 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, never thought I would be getting global news from a channel that imposes faces on aircrafts and countries.

    • @commandercritic9036
      @commandercritic9036 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The day it does is going to be a landmark moment for the channel, HLC better have the planes, heck EVERY character on here throw the 22 a huge party to celebrate.

  • @FlyJonat
    @FlyJonat ปีที่แล้ว +37

    When I was reading the title, I thought for a second that F-22 finally got some action.

  • @jobanh7ify
    @jobanh7ify ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Grandpa buff; “I’ve un alived more people than cancer” 😳 that’s some serious flex

    • @Skelli2
      @Skelli2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was on the floor 🤣

    • @MalefaxTheBlack
      @MalefaxTheBlack ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I choked on my water laughing.

    • @jobanh7ify
      @jobanh7ify ปีที่แล้ว

      Same 😂

  • @nweasels
    @nweasels ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Poor 22. He needs to eat something. Anything.
    Also Turkey being surprised that the 35 can intercept cruise missiles was hilarious.

  • @davidx.1504
    @davidx.1504 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I've unalived more people than cancer" had me rolling

  • @kainedemigod101
    @kainedemigod101 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I’ve never seen the 22 that p’ed off lol as grandpa buff is still being one of the best characters

  • @Vibinzzzz1
    @Vibinzzzz1 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This is why I pay half my salary for things like this they keeep me and Allie’s safe

  • @sonar357
    @sonar357 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    OMG, Raptor's mental state due to not being able/allowed to intercept anyone is getting worse and worse. And I find it hilarious!

  • @Novafro
    @Novafro ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Grandpa BUFF.
    The fact that the 35 gets nervous around The Kid is hilarious though.

  • @fencserx9423
    @fencserx9423 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If 22 gets used for something this entire channel is going to go crazy

  • @Spinikar
    @Spinikar ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "You guys have to dodge" - classic

  • @sharkbait3644
    @sharkbait3644 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I got a scale model f22 kit yesterday because i was feeling bad for the kid. Ive been so excited waitimg for this video. You are awesome man.

    • @glenchapman3899
      @glenchapman3899 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would make a point to keep it away from any of the other model aircraft you may have built.

    • @bradevans7935
      @bradevans7935 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@glenchapman3899 If you have to display it near anything else, it should be below and to one side of an Iranian F-4, with a display base inscribed "You Really Oughta Go Home".

    • @glenchapman3899
      @glenchapman3899 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bradevans7935 touche well played sir

  • @KnightShadowsong
    @KnightShadowsong ปีที่แล้ว +50

    one flaw with the Airforce here, they didn't mention removing the missiles or the ammo for the cannon, so odds are the 22 has gone on a homicidal rampage of Blue On Blue fratricide the likes of which will be spoken about for centuries to come.

    • @KRDecade2009
      @KRDecade2009 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He’s gone on a blue on blue fratricide that only the A-10 understands

    • @KnightShadowsong
      @KnightShadowsong ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@KRDecade2009 at this point I'm wondering if the A10 is helping him... which I just realized is absolutely terrifying 😳 😐

    • @Asghaad
      @Asghaad ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no fuel = no power = no shootyshooty ... you kinda need electricity to open the bay door/gun hatch and spin the electric drive on the Vulcan

    • @thedyingmeme6
      @thedyingmeme6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Asghaadshut up or the 22'll hear u

    • @KnightShadowsong
      @KnightShadowsong ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Asghaad we are talking about the single most dangerous thing to fly sense the mighty F14. That thing will Figure out a way to do it. Also, planes have these things call APU, or Auxiliary Power Units, which are used to cold start an engine without an air compressor. So...

  • @greenmountainpokemon2112
    @greenmountainpokemon2112 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "All you fighters competing for number, ive ""unalived"" more then cancer"
    Grandpa buff is epic!

  • @tatertots3337
    @tatertots3337 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The army better be paying you a commission on these, this is the best war saga ever made

  • @BlandSpagetti
    @BlandSpagetti ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Unalived more people than cancer” lmfao
    The ch(air) force should know that’s not gonna be enough to contain the 22 especially as his younger (favorite) brother is now making moves

  • @adverseflower9551
    @adverseflower9551 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I waited that entire video for 22’s reaction and it did not disappoint.

  • @joshraptor1792
    @joshraptor1792 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    ‘Would you intercept me pftttttttttttt I’d incerpt me’
    -F22

  • @knucklebusters2990
    @knucklebusters2990 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm really rooting for the f22 to get his moment. I know this comment would reflect real-world implications, but at this point, I'm emotionally invested in his character development🤷‍♂️

  • @brianvickery4071
    @brianvickery4071 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I still love the SR-71 "You dodge missles?" was just epic and classic

  • @ricardoospina5970
    @ricardoospina5970 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    So are you going to tell him, or am I going to tell him, the A-10 has more air to air kills than he has :).

  • @cliffcampbell8827
    @cliffcampbell8827 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "You guys have to dodge missiles?!?" I was keeping it together right up to that point and that's when I lost it. hasn't the SR-71 outran 60 or 70 missiles fired at it? When a country discovers an SR-71 in it's airspace, the pilot and copilot are already handing the photos it took to the film developer back at the base it took off from. "Here ya go, oh and can I get some 8"x10" glossies of shots 3 and 6? Thanks."

  • @ObsidianHunter99
    @ObsidianHunter99 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Hope you didn't break anything for that F-22 bit, that sounded violent

    • @kevincamacho7190
      @kevincamacho7190 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Among the profanity the f22 should have muttered about why did he let the f4s from Iran go home.

    • @MrJakeros
      @MrJakeros ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm more concerned about the dog.

    • @ObsidianHunter99
      @ObsidianHunter99 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrJakeros He has a dog????

  • @castironskillet2594
    @castironskillet2594 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I appreciate Grandpa BUFF sticking up for the F-35.

  • @shootitorcallchucknorris
    @shootitorcallchucknorris ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The F-22’s not-so-slow decent into madness gets funnier and funnier

  • @polarvortex6496
    @polarvortex6496 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Such a polite boy, that -22.

  • @5GentleGiants
    @5GentleGiants ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Awww the kid was happy for him regardless of his anger❤

  • @mistercmartin
    @mistercmartin ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the SR71. "You guys have to dodge missiles?"

  • @TacgnolSimulacrum
    @TacgnolSimulacrum ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Un-alived more people than cancer? That sounds like the signal for great-granpappy B-29 to show up and talk about the spicy two piece combo he delivered almost 80 years ago.

  • @zarryis3365
    @zarryis3365 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Friendly reminder that the f-15 has made an air-to-space kill.

    • @zarryis3365
      @zarryis3365 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We did some crazy shit in the cold war.

  • @MrTurk6988
    @MrTurk6988 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I grew up as a Marine Corp brat in my hometown and loved watching all the different planes fly in and out of the base ( MCAS Yuma) my favorite bein the AV8B (the lawn dart)...even seen the Blue Angels and the Thunder Birds flying in the Air show.... never saw 22 though... some day I hope too... keep your chin up 22 yer day is coming...😂

  • @POrion
    @POrion ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I get the feeling that 22 pilots act just like the 22 because that's exactly my personality and I wanted to fly those things :3

  • @boosted94sc300
    @boosted94sc300 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "ive unalived more people than cancer". grandpa buff flexing hard.

  • @iannacke2233
    @iannacke2233 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Literally laughed out loud at the SR71 and Buff. Love this channel

  • @odinsson204
    @odinsson204 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Grandpa Buff “I unalived more people than cancer.” Straight up hardcore facts. 😂😂 win

  • @treyhelms5282
    @treyhelms5282 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I sympathize with the F-22. LET HIM EAT!
    At this point it's like the wingstop girl. "ALL I WANT IS AN INTERCEPTION! ALL I WANT IS AN INTERCEPTION! What did you eat today, F-35? I ATE NOTHING! NOTHING!"

  • @HarryWHill-GA
    @HarryWHill-GA ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'd love to see what you can do with different US Navy ship types. The easiest way to find a Virginia-class boat is to look for the quietest part of the ocean.

  • @kennethmasters9329
    @kennethmasters9329 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That's about the reaction I would have expected (and have).

  • @zurious_7776
    @zurious_7776 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Grandpa Buff: "Let the new guy have his moment."
    Also Buff: "I unalive more people than cancer."

  • @Jaeger-01
    @Jaeger-01 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I've unalived more people than cancer." What the fuck Buff? 🤣