Yea but..if he has his day that’s the bad ending of this horrible play. Might as well take a bow and exit stage left before the curtains are even closed because that’s not something I wanna be around for. Just saying.
no one but the F-35 knows what the F-22 can do, the sad part is that we have a better chance of finding out about the next-gen Air dominance name than seeing the F22 in action.
it was used for intercepting that F4... not a kill, but considering the pilots probably to this day have to change their pants twice a day and have more nightmares then the 22 dose... Yeah...
LOL, the SR-71 ASKING "You guys have to dodge missiles" had me rolling. Especially knowing that the 71 would simply OUTRUN any missile that might have been fired at it, provided that the enemy could hold a lock long enough TO get a missile off in the first place.
The fact that this channel makes me (a non US person) wish the F22 would see IRL action just to then later see him happy in a video... I really hope the airforce PR department has it's hands in the making of this channel, because that would mean there is at least one genius calling the shots there.
@firefightingguy9427 idk, it's entirely possible. We've discovered relatively recently that the U.S military has been utilizing influencers as a psyop campaign for some years now. So the possibility is there. I have no idea what the chance actually is but... it's not zero lol
That reminds me of something I read about the perfect weapon being the one you never need to use for its own existence is the bane of all aggression. F22 should be proud of being that
"Well, I disagree. The best weapon is the one you only have to use *once!* That's how Dad does it. That's how America does it. And it's worked out pretty well so far. Gentlemen, I give you the F-22."
As always, Buff sheds some Arc Light on the situation, really rolls over these conversations line a Linebacker, II. You'd think someone would at some point compiled the total tonnage of munitions the B-52 has delivered over it's life, but no... I had to go dig for it. It's more than 2,525,700... TONS. Two and a half million TONS of bombs delivered by Grampa Buff so far. If they were all 500's you'd be talking about ten million individual bombs. EDIT: And it's absolutely mindblowing (hah) to even consider that the same amount of explosive power can be had in two... yes, two... current B83 warheads, at 1.2 megaton each.
As they say. Grandpa Buff will survive so long. He will be on Mars and bomb some poor Martian Rebel back to the nonexistent Stone Age. Do not ask how Grandpa would get there. All I can say is....Rip & Tear *the beat drops*
I'm old so I can relate to buff. He knows how much he's done, knows his limitations, and doesn't seem to need to prove anything to anyone, and deep down is as surprised as everyone else that he can still bite. I love the old guy..😊
@@johngetty3839thats impressive that you enjoyed it because i stayed at the air force lodge there a few months ago and MAN is there NOTHING out there... Cool seeing the U2s doing touch and gos tho.
@@jedimasterdraco6950 Griffon Spitfires engaged both V-1s and V-2s, in fact until 1945 this was their main role, which is why Griffon Spits didn't see much front line action against the Luftwaffe compared to their Merlin counterparts. And V-1s do count as cruise missiles, very rudimentary ones with little to no precision guidance, but they do fit the definition of a cruise missile, albeit just slightly.
@@jedimasterdraco6950 A cruise missile is a unmanned aerial warhead that is propelled through the entire duration of its flight. Usually this means it has large wings since it will fly like a plane. V1 was a cruise missile. Interestingly, V2 was not. V2 accelerated for a short period after its start and went the path to its target with its momentum. It was a ballistic missile, not a cruise missile :)
Every time Grandpa Buff shows up and flexes I get that much closer to loving the B-52 just by association. Also let's be really happy that real life F-22's aren't self aware and Johnny-5 Alive (Yes I'm old) otherwise there'd probably be a lot less aircraft in the world by now.
Given how HLC has talked about these characters talking in his head on a regular basis, I imagine that once he read the article he immediately heard the F-22 in pure rage.
This man needs to be in charge of Military PR. And he needs a congressional Metal of Humor. I know that's not a thing, but they need to make it a thing, just to give to this man.
@@mozxz Legit, I have given up trying to figure out why that POS keeps doing things. I am beginning to think that It has a mind of it's own and we're all about to die in Nuclear fire and the former governor of California.
I can’t help but feel bad for the 22, but I also understand that once we open that particular door, that’s going to bring about a LOT of recyclable materials falling from the sky, and I don’t think we have a butterfly net big enough
Mass budget is still a thing. 300 missiles or the mass to build 300 missiles (plus that of the printer)... either way no way you're lifting that with a fighter airframe... Putting the printer in a BUFF and using the fighter airframe for targeting and course correction though...
Tough week for the F22, “defeated” in a war game and the F35 racked up an air to air kill. But yes Granpa Buff still has the highest body count. Air Power wins wars
@@dextercochran4916 While you're right that air power doesn't win wars, it was *entirely* on the betrayal of the civilian government that cost Viet Nam. I mean, we won in the end, but it took decades to get there.
"I've unalived more people than cancer" Grandpa Buff can be scary sometimes when he chooses to be. But man I feel bad for the '22 someone needs to get him something to intercept for once! *I wonder what MRS. HLC was thinking when you were raging as the Raptor there*
Grandpa buff killing me with the one liners this week. First with "play hide and go fuco yourself in the stratosphere" and now "I've unalived more people than cancer."
I clicked on this half-brained thinking "Oh good he finally got that intercept he's been dying for." Then I woke up and realized I mistook the 35 for the 22. Poor guy.
SR-71 outran and outpaced several SA missile attacks over its career including 3 over DPRK and north Vietnam, as well as classified missions over USSR and China.
"Hey, 16....I wouldn't argue with that man."😂 I also love how Grandpa Buff just drops flexes like "I've un- alived more people than cancer" while smiling.
I feel like there are people in genuine positions of power who 1. Not only watch your videos but 2. Are actively getting influenced by them like "man we really do need to get the kid a splash... Wait - wtf did I just say??"
I love how the 15 and 16 couldn’t keep their egos down for long enough to congratulate the 35. Like pros when they’re worried the new guy will take their spotlight
The F35 scared of the 22.....Yeah, I would look over my shoulder in the near future if I was the 35. Also the SR71 flex with the "You guys have to dodge missiles?" NIIIIIIIICE.
I think what makes your personalities and the 'story' your channel has so much more entertaining than a lot of others, is that it's not a fake story. The F22 hasn't intercepted anything not because you think it makes a good story, but because it actually hasn't happened.
The day it does is going to be a landmark moment for the channel, HLC better have the planes, heck EVERY character on here throw the 22 a huge party to celebrate.
@@glenchapman3899 If you have to display it near anything else, it should be below and to one side of an Iranian F-4, with a display base inscribed "You Really Oughta Go Home".
one flaw with the Airforce here, they didn't mention removing the missiles or the ammo for the cannon, so odds are the 22 has gone on a homicidal rampage of Blue On Blue fratricide the likes of which will be spoken about for centuries to come.
@@Asghaad we are talking about the single most dangerous thing to fly sense the mighty F14. That thing will Figure out a way to do it. Also, planes have these things call APU, or Auxiliary Power Units, which are used to cold start an engine without an air compressor. So...
“Unalived more people than cancer” lmfao The ch(air) force should know that’s not gonna be enough to contain the 22 especially as his younger (favorite) brother is now making moves
I'm really rooting for the f22 to get his moment. I know this comment would reflect real-world implications, but at this point, I'm emotionally invested in his character development🤷♂️
"You guys have to dodge missiles?!?" I was keeping it together right up to that point and that's when I lost it. hasn't the SR-71 outran 60 or 70 missiles fired at it? When a country discovers an SR-71 in it's airspace, the pilot and copilot are already handing the photos it took to the film developer back at the base it took off from. "Here ya go, oh and can I get some 8"x10" glossies of shots 3 and 6? Thanks."
Un-alived more people than cancer? That sounds like the signal for great-granpappy B-29 to show up and talk about the spicy two piece combo he delivered almost 80 years ago.
I grew up as a Marine Corp brat in my hometown and loved watching all the different planes fly in and out of the base ( MCAS Yuma) my favorite bein the AV8B (the lawn dart)...even seen the Blue Angels and the Thunder Birds flying in the Air show.... never saw 22 though... some day I hope too... keep your chin up 22 yer day is coming...😂
I sympathize with the F-22. LET HIM EAT! At this point it's like the wingstop girl. "ALL I WANT IS AN INTERCEPTION! ALL I WANT IS AN INTERCEPTION! What did you eat today, F-35? I ATE NOTHING! NOTHING!"
I'd love to see what you can do with different US Navy ship types. The easiest way to find a Virginia-class boat is to look for the quietest part of the ocean.
I love how the 35 is also calling the 22 a kid even though there's like a 30 year difference of the 22 getting blue balled
Yea lol
I always figured it was more of a nickname. "The kid" kinda like Billy the kid.
@@dixieduffy7this
But Billy has more kills than F22
@@anthonyb9147 he was also killed at 21. Hardly a kid especially in those times
This man has given multi million dollar aircraft personalities, and now I am genuinely invested in seeing if the Raptor has his day 😂
Its like rooting for a sports team at this point. Pulling for the 22 to get a kill
No but like genuinely , im invested.
Poor Raptor just wants to eat he's tired of balloon diets 😂😅
He just wants to make a rusky good. Is that too much to ask. :( they have sssssooooooooooooo many 6th gen fighters 😂😂😂
Yea but..if he has his day that’s the bad ending of this horrible play. Might as well take a bow and exit stage left before the curtains are even closed because that’s not something I wanna be around for. Just saying.
Even the F35 fears and respects what the F22 can do.
Up close? Sure. From a distance, last I checked, the 22 doesn't hold a candle to the 35
Is that even a phrase? Idk
@@thehammurabichode7994 They simply wouldnt see each other tho.
no one but the F-35 knows what the F-22 can do, the sad part is that we have a better chance of finding out about the next-gen Air dominance name than seeing the F22 in action.
Hold on, but didn't the air force siphon the f22's fuel? How does the f22 still have enough energy to throw a temper tantrum?
@@justduck4504I think the Lighting has a slightly better chance at seeing the Raptor? Idk tho I'm not apart of the loop😂
Knowing the 22, there is a chance that even disassembly wouldn’t hold it back. It could possibly just reassemble out of spite.
The thought of "Christine" being recycled into a 22 would be a terrifying movie.
@@Apollyon67 Wouldn't that end up more as a crossover between Christine and Maximum Overdrive?
Like a hybrid T1000 from Terminator 2 and a Transformer 😂
@@Apollyon67 Am I the only one who thought of SCP-682?
@@treyjordan3168I did.
I am impressed with the F-22 holding it together and politely congratulating the F35, I didn't know he had it in him.
A kill is a kill, he has to acknowledge that. It’s not the F35’s fault the F22 can never be allowed to shoot shit down.
@@matasa7463The raptor does have a few balloon kills so…
@@AmericanAdvancementhe wants meat
@@The_cestelin_Holland not this bullshit ass vegan diet!
It's his brother of course he is happy to see him eat.
At this point, I want to see the F-22 get used for something at this point. ANYTHING
Well he did get to shoot down ufos and balloons so that’s something
Other than the most expensive balloon popper
Air shows he gets to do air shows
Target practice for allied nations once equipped with extra weights, given reflectors and banned from following its own combat manual?
it was used for intercepting that F4... not a kill, but considering the pilots probably to this day have to change their pants twice a day and have more nightmares then the 22 dose... Yeah...
"Unalived more people than cancer" now thats a one-liner I was not expecting
LOL, the SR-71 ASKING "You guys have to dodge missiles" had me rolling. Especially knowing that the 71 would simply OUTRUN any missile that might have been fired at it, provided that the enemy could hold a lock long enough TO get a missile off in the first place.
Yeah, SR-71 is the embodiment of I believe in speed and power solve everything
Shooting a missle at the 71 is simply a BIGZ WASTE of money and material since it's NOT gonna hit lel
To be fair to the missiles, the backbird accelerated AND changed course by 1 degree....
And if there was a chance that the missile might come close, there was a jammer on-board just in case.
Historically missiles have been fired at SR-71s and outrun the damn things is exactly what it did. Well, that and climbed higher.
The SR-71 GOAT
“You guys have to dodge missiles?” Fucking fantastic
"You guys have to dodge missiles?" !!!
Definitely my favorite part!
I never thought I could feel so bad for a plane. I just want to hug him and give him Chinese food, candy & a puppy.
guys I found Poland
The fact that this channel makes me (a non US person) wish the F22 would see IRL action just to then later see him happy in a video... I really hope the airforce PR department has it's hands in the making of this channel, because that would mean there is at least one genius calling the shots there.
The fact that a PR team is NOT involved proves that there is one genius and it’s #HabitualLineCrosser.
@firefightingguy9427 idk, it's entirely possible. We've discovered relatively recently that the U.S military has been utilizing influencers as a psyop campaign for some years now. So the possibility is there. I have no idea what the chance actually is but... it's not zero lol
@@alexanderrahl7034calling a US Army service member an Air Force psyop has to be the most devious thing I've read all week lmao
Same!!!!!
we learned this under obama genius they got rid of propaganda laws.@@alexanderrahl7034
That reminds me of something I read about the perfect weapon being the one you never need to use for its own existence is the bane of all aggression. F22 should be proud of being that
Yeah, but sometimes, sometimes you just wanna... You just wanna eaaaat!!!!
"Well, I disagree. The best weapon is the one you only have to use *once!* That's how Dad does it. That's how America does it. And it's worked out pretty well so far. Gentlemen, I give you the F-22."
Somehow I don' think F-22 has ever read the Art of War.
@@frednonemore likely he snorted a fine line of shredded up pages of Art of War.
Boy still needs to eat. He’s hungry AF.
The SR-71 being like "you guys have to dodge missiles?" absolutely floored me lol
I feel like there should be a comma or something in that sentence... or maybe it just has an extra word. "You guys have to dodge...?"
I had to stop and replay it, just to laugh again.
The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird...an advanced strategic long range reconnaissance aircraft capable of Mach-3 at an altitude of 85 thousand feet...
@@rantman86 Cruise is 85,000 feet Surface ceiling is 120,000 feet.
@rantman86 You sure do seem to know a lot about it.
“I’ve unalived more people than cancer.”
-B52
I spit my drink out laughing. 😂
Pity it sounds like Don T-Rump!
@@RogbodgeVideo Your TDS is showing…
@@MalefaxTheBlack TDS?
@@RogbodgeVideo Your Trump Derangement Syndrome...It's showing.
As always, Buff sheds some Arc Light on the situation, really rolls over these conversations line a Linebacker, II.
You'd think someone would at some point compiled the total tonnage of munitions the B-52 has delivered over it's life, but no... I had to go dig for it.
It's more than 2,525,700... TONS. Two and a half million TONS of bombs delivered by Grampa Buff so far. If they were all 500's you'd be talking about ten million individual bombs.
EDIT: And it's absolutely mindblowing (hah) to even consider that the same amount of explosive power can be had in two... yes, two... current B83 warheads, at 1.2 megaton each.
Grampa Buff dropped almost as much tonnage as all the bombs dropped by the UK, US, Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa COMBINED in WW2.
As they say. Grandpa Buff will survive so long. He will be on Mars and bomb some poor Martian Rebel back to the nonexistent Stone Age. Do not ask how Grandpa would get there. All I can say is....Rip & Tear *the beat drops*
Is that just in combat zones, or does that include practice runs? Either way... not insignificant, all the same.
@@shryko That's the combined numbers I could find for the totality of Vietnam and Desert Storm. There's probably quite a few more tons somewhere.
@@mfree80286 hoo boy, so... instead of being a potential OVERestimate, we're probably talking a massive UNDERestimate. Buff be **STACKING**
I'm old so I can relate to buff. He knows how much he's done, knows his limitations, and doesn't seem to need to prove anything to anyone, and deep down is as surprised as everyone else that he can still bite. I love the old guy..😊
I loved being stationed with BUFF and the SR71's at Beale in '71.
Same man. Same. Lol.
@@johngetty3839thats impressive that you enjoyed it because i stayed at the air force lodge there a few months ago and MAN is there NOTHING out there...
Cool seeing the U2s doing touch and gos tho.
Grandpa even has 2 air to air kill
Buff was tip of the spear had anything gone hot during the Cold War. Buff deserves the praise.
“Jet can hunt down cruise missile??”
Ace Combat players and Spitfire pilots in 1944: “wait, people think they couldn’t?”
I mean, would V-1s really count as cruiser missiles? V-2s sure but not sure about V-1s. Also I think you mean Tempest, not Spitfire.
@@jedimasterdraco6950 Griffon Spitfires engaged both V-1s and V-2s, in fact until 1945 this was their main role, which is why Griffon Spits didn't see much front line action against the Luftwaffe compared to their Merlin counterparts.
And V-1s do count as cruise missiles, very rudimentary ones with little to no precision guidance, but they do fit the definition of a cruise missile, albeit just slightly.
@@jedimasterdraco6950 A cruise missile is a unmanned aerial warhead that is propelled through the entire duration of its flight. Usually this means it has large wings since it will fly like a plane. V1 was a cruise missile.
Interestingly, V2 was not. V2 accelerated for a short period after its start and went the path to its target with its momentum. It was a ballistic missile, not a cruise missile :)
@@scifidino5022 Oh right I knew there was a distinction between the two. Thanks for correcting me.
Don't forget H.A.W.X.
Every time Grandpa Buff shows up and flexes I get that much closer to loving the B-52 just by association. Also let's be really happy that real life F-22's aren't self aware and Johnny-5 Alive (Yes I'm old) otherwise there'd probably be a lot less aircraft in the world by now.
Just us bees pulling Mach Jesus.
Hey, I'm pretty young and I've seen that movie, so you're not THAT old yet
Number Five! Alive!
Oh shit. The F22 with a Los Locos mentality.
Yes i'm also old.
I'm 18 but the Johnny 5 reference always gets me lol. My parents loved that movie (and my grandpa, dad, and brother are all named Johnny💀).
Given how HLC has talked about these characters talking in his head on a regular basis, I imagine that once he read the article he immediately heard the F-22 in pure rage.
I'm just picturing the 22 😂
"ALL I GOT WAS A BALLOON!!!!!! 🤬" 😂😂😂
and all I hear is China Crying!!
props to the 22 for keeping it together long enough to congratulate the 35
You have no idea how much I appreciate Buffy's quips
OMG, I'm so happy my favorite plane finally made an appearance, and so apropro ... "you guys have to dodge missiles?" 🤣🤣🤣
He's been there before once or twice
@ethancotton1549 Dodge. Go faster. Same thing I guess.
Catch it mid flight then wright on the side return to sender.
I know I’ve been waiting for black beard to make an appearance
Operation Senior Surprise was the first appearance I can remember
SR-71: "You guys have to dodge missiles" - That cracked me the f_ck up!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I'm proud of the kid for managing to not take it out on the F35. It was very mature of him.
F-22 probably throwing darts at a picture of F-35.
Nah he is sending an aim 120 at the picture instead
@@JoAuJan dart version of jets
😂😂😂
nah he grounded the entire Russian air force at mach 2
I love how the 22 is slowly starting to lose his mind more and more in every single video now. 😂
Let him eat!
He had a brain?
He started off pretty loose and now has his own afraid
To be fair, he was always a bit nuts....
The F22 is suffering from the equivalence of being blue balled for years.
This man's accents make this educational series 10x better
This man needs to be in charge of Military PR. And he needs a congressional Metal of Humor. I know that's not a thing, but they need to make it a thing, just to give to this man.
@@KnightShadowsong Just a heads up, your phone changed it to Metal instead of Medal.
@@mozxz Legit, I have given up trying to figure out why that POS keeps doing things. I am beginning to think that It has a mind of it's own and we're all about to die in Nuclear fire and the former governor of California.
I love how after last time when he tried to melt the chains they removed his fuel so he wouldn’t try that again
"I've unalived more people than cancer." That isn't a flex. BUFF is a force of nature.
I can’t help but feel bad for the 22, but I also understand that once we open that particular door, that’s going to bring about a LOT of recyclable materials falling from the sky, and I don’t think we have a butterfly net big enough
Pandora's box 2.0
good news! The recyclables will only fall on hostile territory. Recovery might be complicated by this, if any effort was to be made...
I know that the F-15 is the old dog of the fighter types, but could we perhaps see him share a few stories from his 104-0 interactions.
I mean... he did share the big ones. Shooting down a satellite in the early days, and popping a moving hind with a guided bomb😂
Didn't an Isreali f15 lose a wing and still manage to fly all the way back to base and land?
@@Eagl3xStrik3yep…F-15 is just built different I guess
most F15 kills are with Israeli Air Force, but yeah, its interesting history
"Did I ever tell ya about the time I landed with one wing missing?" (true story)
F35 intercepts Cruise missiles.
Now, all we need is a 3D printer being able to print fully functional missiles, and then we have Ace Combat
Yeah....about that.... there's a Mexican company called X Bow that's trying that.
@@AlexBarton-oj1ko How confident are we that those missiles are loaded with anything other than cocaine?
Mass budget is still a thing. 300 missiles or the mass to build 300 missiles (plus that of the printer)... either way no way you're lifting that with a fighter airframe...
Putting the printer in a BUFF and using the fighter airframe for targeting and course correction though...
@@richardhanck972that's spooky
@@AlexBarton-oj1konot even gonna happen 😂
I'm so invested in this series, my first thought at seeing the title was "Oh god, F-22 is NOT going to take this well."
"I've unalived more people than cancer." Brutal.
Tough week for the F22, “defeated” in a war game and the F35 racked up an air to air kill. But yes Granpa Buff still has the highest body count. Air Power wins wars
Wind wars alright. It's all hot air, if you can't take and hold ground, you're just making noise.
Didn't win Vietnam. Air power wins _battles._ Who wins the war depends on who gets there the firstest with the mostest.
@@dextercochran4916 You pulled out because of public opinion.
@@b.benjamineriksson6030Public opinion combined with a peace treaty between North and South Vietnam (the Paris Peace Accords).
@@dextercochran4916 While you're right that air power doesn't win wars, it was *entirely* on the betrayal of the civilian government that cost Viet Nam.
I mean, we won in the end, but it took decades to get there.
"I've unalived more people than cancer" Grandpa Buff can be scary sometimes when he chooses to be. But man I feel bad for the '22 someone needs to get him something to intercept for once!
*I wonder what MRS. HLC was thinking when you were raging as the Raptor there*
He probably waited until she had left the house or something. 🙂
I feel bad for the 22 lol. People are just too scared to FAFO with him.
"You guys have to dodge missiles?'
That is EXACTLY how I imagine the bird.
I can see habitual wrecking his room and making animal noises to make this 10 second long skit
The F-22's rage at the end was friggin' hilarious ! As always, thanks so much for continuing to bring the "news" with a smile
Wait, the F-35 literally turns humans into Ace Combat protagonists?
Always have been
Not yet, bc I don't think they can carry 300+ missiles
I didnt even know that jets didn't normally shoot down cruise missiles because of Ace Combat
Yeah it does everything the F-22 can’t do mission wise while. They complete each other and in some ways is better it’s got modern avionics
Dude, the F-15 managed to fly with only one wing IRL. Ace Combat protagonists are just real at this point.
Please... PLEASE DO NOT STOP MAKING THESE, they are gold
Fast forward 50 years he's still making these in his 80s. At least Grandpa Buff will sound authentic since it'll still be around
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣@@ISAFMobius18
Grandpa buff killing me with the one liners this week. First with "play hide and go fuco yourself in the stratosphere" and now "I've unalived more people than cancer."
I clicked on this half-brained thinking "Oh good he finally got that intercept he's been dying for." Then I woke up and realized I mistook the 35 for the 22. Poor guy.
"You guys have to dodge missles" That got me.
I dead at teh SR71 saying yuou guys have to dodge missiles.
Why dodge if you can just flex
"How's about you play hide and go F*** yourself in the stratosphere" - Grandpa Buff
SR-71 outran and outpaced several SA missile attacks over its career including 3 over DPRK and north Vietnam, as well as classified missions over USSR and China.
@@Betagaminghd-mk6ym that’s some he would say
@@Betagaminghd-mk6ym that was the U2 spy plane not the SR-71 .
F-22 probably pissed rn
Edit turns out he was very pissed
"Hey, 16....I wouldn't argue with that man."😂 I also love how Grandpa Buff just drops flexes like "I've un- alived more people than cancer" while smiling.
The F-15E strike eagle(known as Mud Hen) deserves it's own character.
I feel like there are people in genuine positions of power who 1. Not only watch your videos but 2. Are actively getting influenced by them like "man we really do need to get the kid a splash... Wait - wtf did I just say??"
the calmest 10 seconds F22 ever had XD
The scariest 10 seconds as well, especially if it’s the proverbial calm before storm
@@stampede122 you mean the ten seconds before a hypersonic bumblebee shoots up the entire airfield?
F in the chat for 22..
And Grandpa buff showing his dark side again
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The SR71 flexing on everyone but Grandpa Buff is my new favorite thing
"Ive unalived nore people than cancer..."
HAD ME ROLLING! Buff at it again
I love how the 15 and 16 couldn’t keep their egos down for long enough to congratulate the 35. Like pros when they’re worried the new guy will take their spotlight
I mean to be fair theyve put in the work to have that ego 😂
I mean 104:0 kinda hard to beat
Things you know if you see a new post from Habitual Linecrosser:
1. Your day just got better.
2. Someone else's day got worse.
I can picture the SR-71 and Grandpa Buff sitting in a hangar, sipping cold ones, just laughing at the kids when they mention "Dodge" and "Kill count".
They're totally the old men on the front porch "Remembering the old days"
The F35 scared of the 22.....Yeah, I would look over my shoulder in the near future if I was the 35.
Also the SR71 flex with the "You guys have to dodge missiles?" NIIIIIIIICE.
Grandpa buff just pausing and casually saying "Ive unalived more people than cancer"
I think what makes your personalities and the 'story' your channel has so much more entertaining than a lot of others, is that it's not a fake story. The F22 hasn't intercepted anything not because you think it makes a good story, but because it actually hasn't happened.
Yeah, never thought I would be getting global news from a channel that imposes faces on aircrafts and countries.
The day it does is going to be a landmark moment for the channel, HLC better have the planes, heck EVERY character on here throw the 22 a huge party to celebrate.
When I was reading the title, I thought for a second that F-22 finally got some action.
Me too.
SAME
Oh man so did I. I was really happy for the kid! Kudos to the F35 though.
Grandpa buff; “I’ve un alived more people than cancer” 😳 that’s some serious flex
I was on the floor 🤣
I choked on my water laughing.
Same 😂
Poor 22. He needs to eat something. Anything.
Also Turkey being surprised that the 35 can intercept cruise missiles was hilarious.
"I've unalived more people than cancer" had me rolling
I’ve never seen the 22 that p’ed off lol as grandpa buff is still being one of the best characters
This is why I pay half my salary for things like this they keeep me and Allie’s safe
OMG, Raptor's mental state due to not being able/allowed to intercept anyone is getting worse and worse. And I find it hilarious!
Emotional damage…
I love Grandpa BUFF.
The fact that the 35 gets nervous around The Kid is hilarious though.
If 22 gets used for something this entire channel is going to go crazy
"You guys have to dodge" - classic
I got a scale model f22 kit yesterday because i was feeling bad for the kid. Ive been so excited waitimg for this video. You are awesome man.
I would make a point to keep it away from any of the other model aircraft you may have built.
@@glenchapman3899 If you have to display it near anything else, it should be below and to one side of an Iranian F-4, with a display base inscribed "You Really Oughta Go Home".
@@bradevans7935 touche well played sir
one flaw with the Airforce here, they didn't mention removing the missiles or the ammo for the cannon, so odds are the 22 has gone on a homicidal rampage of Blue On Blue fratricide the likes of which will be spoken about for centuries to come.
He’s gone on a blue on blue fratricide that only the A-10 understands
@@KRDecade2009 at this point I'm wondering if the A10 is helping him... which I just realized is absolutely terrifying 😳 😐
no fuel = no power = no shootyshooty ... you kinda need electricity to open the bay door/gun hatch and spin the electric drive on the Vulcan
@@Asghaadshut up or the 22'll hear u
@@Asghaad we are talking about the single most dangerous thing to fly sense the mighty F14. That thing will Figure out a way to do it. Also, planes have these things call APU, or Auxiliary Power Units, which are used to cold start an engine without an air compressor. So...
"All you fighters competing for number, ive ""unalived"" more then cancer"
Grandpa buff is epic!
The army better be paying you a commission on these, this is the best war saga ever made
“Unalived more people than cancer” lmfao
The ch(air) force should know that’s not gonna be enough to contain the 22 especially as his younger (favorite) brother is now making moves
I waited that entire video for 22’s reaction and it did not disappoint.
‘Would you intercept me pftttttttttttt I’d incerpt me’
-F22
I'm really rooting for the f22 to get his moment. I know this comment would reflect real-world implications, but at this point, I'm emotionally invested in his character development🤷♂️
I still love the SR-71 "You dodge missles?" was just epic and classic
So are you going to tell him, or am I going to tell him, the A-10 has more air to air kills than he has :).
"You guys have to dodge missiles?!?" I was keeping it together right up to that point and that's when I lost it. hasn't the SR-71 outran 60 or 70 missiles fired at it? When a country discovers an SR-71 in it's airspace, the pilot and copilot are already handing the photos it took to the film developer back at the base it took off from. "Here ya go, oh and can I get some 8"x10" glossies of shots 3 and 6? Thanks."
Hope you didn't break anything for that F-22 bit, that sounded violent
Among the profanity the f22 should have muttered about why did he let the f4s from Iran go home.
I'm more concerned about the dog.
@@MrJakeros He has a dog????
I appreciate Grandpa BUFF sticking up for the F-35.
The F-22’s not-so-slow decent into madness gets funnier and funnier
Such a polite boy, that -22.
Awww the kid was happy for him regardless of his anger❤
I love the SR71. "You guys have to dodge missiles?"
Un-alived more people than cancer? That sounds like the signal for great-granpappy B-29 to show up and talk about the spicy two piece combo he delivered almost 80 years ago.
Friendly reminder that the f-15 has made an air-to-space kill.
We did some crazy shit in the cold war.
I grew up as a Marine Corp brat in my hometown and loved watching all the different planes fly in and out of the base ( MCAS Yuma) my favorite bein the AV8B (the lawn dart)...even seen the Blue Angels and the Thunder Birds flying in the Air show.... never saw 22 though... some day I hope too... keep your chin up 22 yer day is coming...😂
I get the feeling that 22 pilots act just like the 22 because that's exactly my personality and I wanted to fly those things :3
"ive unalived more people than cancer". grandpa buff flexing hard.
Literally laughed out loud at the SR71 and Buff. Love this channel
Grandpa Buff “I unalived more people than cancer.” Straight up hardcore facts. 😂😂 win
I sympathize with the F-22. LET HIM EAT!
At this point it's like the wingstop girl. "ALL I WANT IS AN INTERCEPTION! ALL I WANT IS AN INTERCEPTION! What did you eat today, F-35? I ATE NOTHING! NOTHING!"
I'd love to see what you can do with different US Navy ship types. The easiest way to find a Virginia-class boat is to look for the quietest part of the ocean.
That's about the reaction I would have expected (and have).
Grandpa Buff: "Let the new guy have his moment."
Also Buff: "I unalive more people than cancer."
"I've unalived more people than cancer." What the fuck Buff? 🤣