Things Russian Parents Say #1
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- I wanted to show you things that Russian parents say to their kids. All of those phrases I heard not once and not twice. Those things parents say A LOT!!!! Sometimes they are frustrating and annoying, but that just the culture type of thing. I am pretty sure, I will say those things to my kids some day. Like: "When I eat, I'm deaf and mute" or "I want the change back" and etc:)
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Imagine a fight between a black mom, a mexican mom, an asian mom and a russian mom omg
april00026000 add a Spanish Latina old school mom bruh my mom is like this...
i would pay so much money to see that
Holy shi
Basically, moms are the same ground the world :')
Rayne W. Not really there's a huge variety of how strict they are
Dude. When they say "I won't get angry if you tell the truth" that means instant death
Lie
Jojo the Stargazer a ha ha
Those are mexicans too😂😂😂
Lmao same way in texas
I'm a Russian mexican woman
"when i eat i am deaf and mute" lmao
It's just a proverb which means that while eating you should shut up and you shouldn't be distracted at all or you can choke on
Kogda ya yem ya gluh i nem
jeanie bayer it sounds better when it’s said in russian 😂
Alkhazred1 hey, Russian children usually say this too, but mostly as a joke. I don't know much about Ukrainians, but that's a stereotype that in Russia everyone is cold and unfriendly. There are many nice people, especially in southern towns like mine :D
Alkhazred1 yea, i heard about our situation and i feel very bad about it. Russia and Ukraine should be friends, not enemies, i really don't understand why do we have such bad relationship. I hope it will get better soon. Also, all my family is Russian, but we love each other and have a happy life (Russian parents are so scary when they're mad though :'> )
Btw sorry for my awful English, i study this language for five years but still can't speak it normally
i just showed this to my mum coz were russian.....and she told be to get my elbows of the table
your photo actually got me blow for a few seconds on my screen
Why aren’t you allowed to put your elbows on the table?
It is unethical.
*yessss omg dies yes*
Maqsud Hashi *its not “well-mannered” for us Russian*
As soon as they say "I won't get mad" all hell breaks loose. I stopped falling for that trick when I was 6 and I knew Wassup.
"Your asschicks will grow together". My grandma used to say that to my grandpa when he put 5 spoons of sugar in his tea. You know what he answered? "No worries, I'll brake them open with a screwdriver". Damn, my grandpa was possibly the biggest troll I have ever seen.
OMG! This is a hilarious come back! Love it:))
that was a good answer :)
My grandfather died yesterday
Mike Pesin That's nice. My grandfather died a year ago from cancer.
What happen
That was not a dog, that was black ball of fluff and happiness
What breed is it?
artificial authenticity YASSS
Yolo Yolo I believe it's a miniature/toy Pomeranian
that likes to lick the poop off it’s ass
Naoh Squad who gives a shit
I swear Russian moms are the scariest things when they’re angry... 😆
my mom is scary, but shes mexican lol
My friends mom and dad are
No
Russians in general are scary when there angry
anastasiaboop exactly xDDD
So true
Every slavic parents be like:
id say parents are like that everywhere
Accurate
I'm from Texas, USA and EVERYBODY says that! Even the Mexican parents! I think all parents are cut from the same pattern or mold!
alicephrontistery absolutely!
Nah my dude, this is the tip of the ice berg
Not all parents some don’t care
" if you do not study you will become a landscaper "
lollol
your.sssavior My friend's Mom us that too except she said 'Gardener' not landscaper lol
It's really common :D
tegan is a unicorn
Heck, landscaping is a good job that pays well and requires skill. :-)
For me it was I would work at McDonald's or live in a box under the freeway bridge.
get me to 1000 subs with no video's for me it was that guy that catches homeless pets i forgot how its called
“Why do you kiss the dog”
BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY THING IN THIS HOUSE THAT DOESN’T HATE ME.
Me 😭😭😭
Explosive 13 lol so true
Instantly to an orphanage.
@@ugryumostkonya1353 If only my family would have put me in an orphanage... I kept begging them to do it. I hated them so much. Now I help orphanages and I will never speak to them again, those psychopaths.
Explosive13 :D my moms always like: WHY DO YOU KISS HIM YOULL GET TAPE WORMS
Works same for every post-soviet country, anyway
Yes
F. true xD
Yep, same for Romanian parents XD
Same in Greece,Orthodox Brothers Greece Serbia Russia
true
"Don't sit on any cold pavement, you'll become sterile."
"Don't hug underneath a doorway."
"Sit down before you travel."
Omfg I WAS TOLD THE "SITTING ON COLD FLOORS WILL MAKE YOU STERILE" thing too!! From my grandma.
And
"Bundle up! And don't dare go out in the cold with your hair damp! You'll get SICK!!"
"Don't make silly faces at yourself in the mirror, your face will get stuck like that as punishment!"
"Turkey thought too much and ended up in the soup" (индюк думал и в суп попал)
"Don't you dare get in bed with those filthy paws that are your feet! I won't have you destroy the pristinely white sheets I slaved over washing by hand!"
"Don't whistle inside the house, it attracts demons"
"Don't sit on the cold floor, you will not be able to have children."
"Don't whistle under the roof, it whistles your money away"
@@bedazzledmisery6969 OMG I’m russian and my mom says the same thing about the turkey!!
Except it’s a chicken instead.
@@MusicByKsyusha
You know what some days it's chicken and some days it's a turkey. I guess depends on how Mom feels right LOL! I am actually currently residing with my Russian mother for the time being it's already been a whole fun adventure of sayings. Her favorite Russian saying is one that really demonstrates the artfulness of the language.
It goes:
"Вот, эти гуси- свиньи! растоптали целый огород как кони!"
Translation, roughly: "these geese-they're such swine! Trampled my whole garden down like a stampede of horses' hooves!" 😆
I relate... Romanian moms are pretty much the same 😂😂😂😂
Da Queen Yes! 😂😂
Da Queen yup 👌
Well idk about other moms in croatia but my mom is litreally the same
Not true, probably your mom still lives in communism mentality
pl4tYpus right....
My parents would slap me if I groaned at their commands lol
Willis Anderson I feel you ... lol
Same lol
the same
Same ;-;
Willis Anderson your parents are fucking abusive
This is .....literally my life........
Hahahaha:)
You, me, and 150 million others!
Kate Bakhtiyarova thx someone understands me
Kate Bakhtiyarova ikr
Im the 420 like here Take a joint 🚬
"your butt will stick together if you eat too many candy"
Calvin Rock my mom says that but nothing happend
Calvin Rock realy?😮
Calvin Rock OMG EVERY DAYYY
MY MOM SAYS THAT
Calvin Rock that's ALWAYS what Russian mothers tell us when we eat sweet things 😂😂😅
Reminds my russian mum. When i ask to borrow money. She says. "For what? Alcohol and Cigarettes..."
I am American and my mother past on in 1974, pretty much the same. I think the dirty little secret is that all parents of children are pretty much the same.
yes indeed
My mum does this 24/7
Im Russian and I can say that this is 1000% true
BloomMichaelis ya this is so true
My mum is Russian and she says the same things!! Especially the "your buttcheeks will stick together" when we,eat too many sweets lol
MangoCat SAME I THOUGHT THAT WAS ONLY MINE BAHAHAHA
Same i eat too much chocolate my ass will grow bigger like what lol
My grandfather says the same thing all the tume
SAME I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY MINE-
Ну привет русский друг которому удалось не жить в россии😊
0:45 every single Asian mom ever LMAO
This was so accurate and funny. Even my Russian mom was laughing so great job.
I'm so glad it approved hahah Have a good day and stay out of trouble;)
'Say the magic word'
'Accio donut!'
Francis Bossaert HAHA lmao
'Say the magic word"
"Imperio, Mom"
Im talking to my first ever Russian guy & he's the most sweetest, Most passionate, most giving, Yet angriest or short tempered person I have ever met. Lol I'm Mexican but he tells me our cultures can be very similar & with this video I see that it's true! Haha
Pues estás hermosa :) así hasta yo
holy smokes how did ya find him. im trying to look for a russian woman but not any here:(
Javier Herrera gracias :)
Neymar Jr Texas! I have met few Russian women here too! Very beautiful
Lucero Nambo very beautiful but most of them are whores
im Portuguese and my parents say that things on the video
same
Same
Dany Goofy I'm Polish, but same
I'm American and I think the only thing my parents didn't say was that my ass cheeks would grow together.
Daniela Gonçalves me too but I'm filipina (Asian)
My mums from Moscow and when I tell you this is accurate... IT IS SO DAM ACCURATE
Omg I saw this video six years ago and got recommend again! I had forgot about this, great stuff!
Glad you enjoyed it!❤️
"want is not harmful" good one
Надо было к "хотеть не вредно" "вредно не хотеть" добавить xD
Un simplu Bec to want is not bad, it's bad not to want
not only Russian parents tho xD I'm Georgian and my parents had told me exactly same things
im syrian and my parents tell me the same stuff, its kind of universal
btw, we have a nickname for armenians and georgians in arabic, we call them christian syrians
Kim Minseok Georgia is across the street
Kim Minseok I'm Mexican and my parents had told me that too xD
I’m arab and my mom is like that
Kim Minseok ჰეიი
I absolutely love the way Russian people say no.😂😂😂 So awsome~
Same😂
HET
"Your asscheeks will grow together" My mom all the time!
So true, my dad always said: If you dont study, you will become a construction worker!
I'm a russian and that's so true!
I'm not russian, I'm from Romania and this is sooo relatable. Now, at 16, I realize how cool tough parents really are. Loved your video :)
I love the part when mom says ‘you left the power on your food”
My parents are American and this is like my whole childhood 😂
Exactly 😂 Most of these things are just what parents say. Not specifically Russian ones..
How old are you? My parents were like this during my childhood, but I observe a lot of parents today who don't parent at all. Wondering when the cut-off point was ))
OMG I LOVE THIS. i am literally relating to this whole video.
Ur russian
CJ'S life yes i am
My mom is a storm just waiting to explode like elbows on the table
Arnold Ass SAME
OMG I am Bulgarian and this is soo relatable :D Great though! ;3
loads of love from Bulgaria ;3
Elena Forest hello fellow Bulgarian! Glad too see more of us on the internet. Anyway just came to say hi
Аз също съм Българин.
Its like this to all slavic kids lol
Can't exactly disagree from what I've seen so far :D
This is so true, I love my mama but my god this is her to a T.
"Why do you kiss the dog" honestly
I’m Asian and I relate to this,lol.
I never ever though russian and colombian parents would be soo similar 😂😂😂 Literally all of these expressions are the daily bread to my ears haha
sandra vargas Italian mom's
sandra vargas and Serbian moms
you forgot preduric :D (Russian word for idiot) I hear Russian parents say that all the time. Lol. Nice video! :D
Yeah, but this word only uses for guys. You can't call a girl this way
Zahar Panda Ah. Right :D What's the girl version?
It's "dura"
TheHolkin Thanks.
Totally forgot that you can make this word as an adjective. However, you can't call a girl придурок, that just doesn't sound right
hahaha so true. I'm actually from Ukraine but my Ukrainian parents said the same stuff. Especially my grandma :D But instead of "jump off the roof" she normally said "If all people get a rope and go to hang themselves will you also do that?" :DDD
Vitalij Pokrityuk
Oh I'm also Ukrainian
Vitalij Pokrityuk oh lmao my parents are Ukrainian and I'm half Ukrainian
Im Ukrainian as well
I want to learn Russian🇷🇺
Same
Do it! It’s a challenge, not gonna lie. But very interesting.
Hi, Half-Russian here!
Basic phrases:
Hello is Privyet! It also can be Zdravstvuyte!
Thank you is Spasibo!
While thank you very much is Spasibo bol'shoy! or bol'shoye. They sometimes say Spasi not Spasibo.
Good bye is Do svidanya!
And try and keep the words flowing and not break it up
Example : Cabaka - (dog)
How Russians say it: Cabaka
How people learning Russian say it : Ca-ba-ka
And we don't say it all in one tone like normally we say cabaka - baka is higher
😁 Just a few tips, hope it helps
My bulgarian mom says all of these stuff 😂😂
Liked and subbed from across the pond in the US! I can relate to this vid as my dad was very stern, but fair, in raising me. This is basically taking me down memory lane lol! Looking forward to more vids, I'm in the process of learning Russian so maybe I'll be able to type in Russian soon!
I'm from Greece and my mom is half Russian and that's 100% how she behave 😂😂😂 lol
Lmao same with Czechs! Guess we Slavics have it same, že?
Jo no 😆
Bro, both, Mexican parents and Russian parents say some shit like: when I was your age, I walked 100 km, to school.
Trueeee lmao
My grandmother said that every day I walked 16 kilometers in total from the school. Sometimes their horse would drive. A remote village. 1955+ year
And we not late, and you live from the school 300 meters and come later than classmates who ride from the other side of the city (St. Petersburg)
You forgot how if you dont wear house shoes than your mom get mad i know cause i live in a russian house
My mom in a nutshell (im polish)
Mam tak samo XDD
Mam tak samo grr... ;v;
Lol I've seen Bulgarians, Serbians, and a bunch of other Slavs saying the same, blyat if that's not a reason for panslavia to be a thing Idk what is
Yeo Changgu finnaly no one said army
Wait....
Kurwa im half Polish and half Russian but live in Australia
Hahahaha PAPA's response was the best !
Wishing doesn't hurt. keep dreaming
all parents says that .....😂😂😂
Just discovered your channel and I already love it!
The whole "Things Russian parents/grandma say" made me laugh so bad!
I’m so glad you are enjoying them!!!🤗🤗🤗
My parents are from Poland. Same thing basically lol
Pretty much haha
I speak Russian fluently! But i am not from Russia but i am from a neighboring country Estonia
They are the same in Bulgaria :))
Chilaxx Florena in Romania too:))
*сестра кладёт 4 ложки сахара в чай*
батя- А жопа не слипнется?
я- а она ртом будет есть.
сестра- видно, твоя дочка.
Alisa 1703 это чистая правда лол
Parents are the same everywhere lol
My dad used to say: Put on your coat! Your mother is freezing.
You sound like a native English speaker and you are a native Russian speaker. i'm impressed.
Really? Every single time I start to talk, everybody asks me where am I from. I still do have accents, but not as heavy as it used to be before.
You know common idioms and have the correct intonation. Russian is an impossible language for me.
Zahar Panda j
What language do u start to talk every single time? Russian or English??????
She is not
Polish parents say exacly the same :)
Luna Night Maybe not everything (at least in my case), but that's true.
Overall well done. As a second gen Russian It was funny to recall some of these things too
seems like good parenting.
when ur mom say "tell me the truth, I will not get mad" you know she's gonna get mad , big time.
Same with my filipino parents..
asian parents hit you with a broom stick.
Heard that from my chinese friend lol
JGFallways16K I'm Indonesian and I aproved
@@puffcatco also flipflops. Basically anything 😂😂😂
Very cute video. One thing: these are things that ALL parents say. I remember saying most of them myself. :) And I'm not at all Russian.
Ray Staar You told your kids that their asscheeks would grow together ?
It also works for Romanian parents as well😂😂
Maria Popa for whole eastern Europe
Asta voiam să zic și eu
Why this so true and so sad at the same time
Fr the dressing up warm part is true... My mom won't let me leave the house until I have a heat stroke
Hahahaha, on fleek! So truuuuue, THAT'S LITERALLY MY MOM :D
I am Ukrainian the food part my mum says it to me every time
Amira Salem I wanna leeeearn
Kurwa Ukraine lots of hate from Poland
еще кроме шапки, мама заставляет одевать колготки, когда холодно, под штаны, это похуже шапки, поверь
Знаю, была там хаха)))
мы носим колготки 7-9 месяцев (продолжительность зимы в Якутии)
а в разгар зимы мы носим балоневые штаны поверх колготок и штанов.
хорошо однако жить не в Сибири:)
Анна Антипина я как раз живу в Сибири, Красноярск, и у нас не так холодно, Все нормально...
Вика Крапивницкая как же ты не понимаешь, она любит тебя и бережёт!
I’m Russian, Ukrainian and Korean. But I also speak Russian and I TOTALLY relate to this. All this is so true. My parents are same
Привет !! Btw Moldova says hi to u :) 🇲🇩🇲🇩
Mimi Mica оооо я тоже молдованка, я думала они уже все вымерли( в ютубе, в комментариях) так как почти нигде не вижу их)😂👍
Mimi Mica вау я тоже из молдовы
My parents are from there
Im 11 and i dont know how to spell in russian
Hi im from Moldova too
Yay I finally found someone who is Russian and actually can relate
Бедные дворники, на них все крысятся Xd
"Вот я в твоем возрасте..." Мне это будут наверно до самой смерти говорить.
Not just Russian parents, all of the parents are like this, even mine...😂😂😂
the hat one is SO ACCURATE and it’s so INFURIATING
This is what my russian grandma mostly says ._.
В чем прикол самой говорить на английском а родителей озвучивать по-русски?
Прикола нет, а смысла кучу.
Я тоже самое делаю, мне легче по английскому языку разговаривать.
Oh i totally recognize these things, i'm russian too. You are amazing ты волшебная. Я подпишусь на твой канал👍🏻
Спасибо!!!!!! Это многое для меня значит!!🐼
Всегда пожалуйста. Ты очень много подписчиков заслуживаешь ❣
When my mom is mad in public she yells Russian curse words at me and everyone looks so confused 😂
The funniest thing is if you watch at some of other videos like that you see parents are the same pretty much everywhere 😂😂😂
Я так ржала XD Мой отец тоже всегда говорит, если я кошек целую, чтоб лучше в жопу целовать хахахаххаах
Omg that dog is super cute
Ты забыла
« пока твои ноги под моим столом, ты делаешь что я говорю «
Can you please write the phrases in russian so can try to learn them?? :) I love this so much hahaha
I'm Swiss and every time I had my elbows on the table she asked me if I'm a peasant xD
3:11 I'm American and my parents said bridge lol.
Хаха маманя помню говорила что если не нравиться еда на тарелки то идти есть травку на улице💀 аще корочь
I remember my mom telling me that if I don’t like the food on the plate I can go eat grass outside 💀 freaking badass
currently LOADING LMAOO 😂😂💔
Lol
Omg same
Im Filipino, and my Grandmoms and my Mom are very similar as that, except that the superstitions are different
HAHA I thought the butt sticking together phrase was only my parents
This is creepily relatable