A lot of historians believed Washington to be mentally retarded, it’s instinctual for Shane to make an annual migration south. Every retarded person is drawn to it.
Washington crossed the Delaware because he knew that if he waited the river would freeze and the british (actually mostly hessian mercenaries) would march across the river and slaughter his starving men at valley forge. So he crossed the Delaware and attacked early Christmas morning knowing most of them would have drank too much the night before. So he murdered them in their sleep and secured our independence!
I wanna hear more about his knowledge surrounding the Delaware river and its conditions seasonally. I buy the Brit’s were drunks given their history of colonizing and troops drinking. But was he expected a more drunken troop just because of Christmas? All of this is genuine curiosity without any idea where to dig to find this info :)
@@hughjass7101 completely disagree as i think Shane is the number one comedy podcast guest/host, however Colum is right up there in great podcast guests... for me anyway.
You should do a Matt and Shane’s secret book club lol. Always spouting out all this history (Shane) and spiritual/enlightenment/wildness (Matt). Throw it up once a week or month.
What you’re not understanding is that it was for the video pod dawgz. You can’t see what Matt is doing on the video, Shane isn’t mistakenly and poorly explaining the act to the audio pod, He’s miming the act for the video pod people who can’t see Matt’s delectable feet. Come on dawgs
@@CollinSalvatore I fully understand that Shane was purposely making something more visual and not any easier to understand for non video listeners. That was the joke good sir.
@@CollinSalvatore gatekeeping who’s allowed to say what and make jokes? Have fun at the Kamala rally’s bro, I hear she likes Tupac. Guy like me? I’ll be hanging in the comment section with the real dawgs that don’t try to silence the fun. You’re welcome to join whenever you’re ready!
Hemp was consider one of the hardest crops to harvest and work. Slaves who could meet quota, could work "above table" and earn enough to buy their freedom
Matt reminds me of most of my boys who i dont get to see enough anymore. Always into the next crazy theory and short lived, very specific, obsession while cracking me up the entire time im with them. Truly one of the dawgs
Matthew must quit spreading his false narrative against EQD (electro quantum dynamics ) and quit following these false profits like that dirty limey “scientist”. This kind of malfeasance only warrants a thumbs down til this snake charmer ignoramus quits spewing his poop venom
The irish would paint their face blue with the woad dye they make from a variety of mustard (rapeseed) to intimidate their enemies, like the woad raiders from age of empires.
Came back to this after the special to hear the unfiltered version of the story.
It was hiding, waiting for it’s chance
What is the name of the special?
@@joeb134beautiful dogs
What's a cheap way of watching for free online? I can't torrent
@@ffnovice7Reaction videos? 😂
I love how Collum says he hates ppl doing the Irish accent & Bully Shane does it thru the entire ep
The boys need to start a monthly history episode. Just history.
Just straight unverified facts
@@niklasheggunverified
@@Antibongunverified
Totally!
ha ha ha so true.
Ever since that Juicy J shirt episode, I keep waiting for Shane to unzip the jacket to reveal another legendary hip hop shirt😂
Dude I used to have a SICK X to the Z Xzibit shirt from the weapons of mass destruction album with a giant X on the front.
Which ep
The only shirt close to that Three 6 shirt is a Jeezy ⛄️, STOP Snitchin’ a GOT IT 4 CHEAP but the best would be a Property of Mike Jones shirt
shane wears gangster bugs bunny shirts to bed
@Dan Dearinger wow thanks I found out she’s cheating on me with matt
Matt looks like he's a Ukranian Olympian in the opening ceremonies in that jacket.
Looks like an assistant gymnastics coach
Looks like he covered up a swim team sex scandal. Or Fred from Scooby Doo's closeted brother in-law.
And Patrick Duffy
And Shane is his childhood friend in the back squatting, spitting sunflower seeds, and spouting attacks about other athletes to put Matt at ease.
Too bad Ukraine is gay 🇺🇸
Imagine you’re just chilling at Mount Vernon and you see Shane Gillis there
would you even be surprised
dream come true. seriously, ive had a dream exactly like that.
Imagine you're at Mount Vernon and you see Shane Gillis do a set there!
A lot of historians believed Washington to be mentally retarded, it’s instinctual for Shane to make an annual migration south. Every retarded person is drawn to it.
Imagine going to mount vernon like a loser
Matt lookin like a vault dweller w that drip 💧
Representing vault 420
@@Maxslatts97Vault 432*
*vault 69
@@Maxslatts97Vault 420 would be vault tech testing human survivability whilst being inundated with un godly amounts of Weed and porn
@@fallout3freak360Matt takes a sip from his trusty canteen
Invite a foreigner on the pod and just talk about American history lmao
It's the American way
American history is foreign history
@@solo7627american history is the only history
They gonna learn today
Generally speaking, foreigners know more American history than our students
Washington crossed the Delaware because he knew that if he waited the river would freeze and the british (actually mostly hessian mercenaries) would march across the river and slaughter his starving men at valley forge. So he crossed the Delaware and attacked early Christmas morning knowing most of them would have drank too much the night before. So he murdered them in their sleep and secured our independence!
America baby!
Ginger strength wins again
Just the boys being boys
I wanna hear more about his knowledge surrounding the Delaware river and its conditions seasonally. I buy the Brit’s were drunks given their history of colonizing and troops drinking. But was he expected a more drunken troop just because of Christmas?
All of this is genuine curiosity without any idea where to dig to find this info :)
Dawgz got a Collie in the yard
Pulled a Legion of Skanks and mostly talked to each other, but still glad to see Colum on the pod. Great episode too.
When Colum is drinking hes pretty fucking funny
@@danielpicciotti2473that’s any Irishman
I was loving the history part of the cast
Matt and Shane quickly becoming the highlight of my week. Irish Col is just a bonus.
Collum rules. Hes one of my favorite young comics that turn up on podcasts
Pretty stoked to see he was the guest, but couldn't tell where he stood on Young Bully Shane Gillis
@@emjay3066 lol shane isnt funnier than colum
@@hughjass7101 completely disagree as i think Shane is the number one comedy podcast guest/host, however Colum is right up there in great podcast guests... for me anyway.
@@hughjass7101 idk man, shane is probably one of the best in the game right now
@@KingDomsKingdom85 best 3rd mic on the Bonfire for sure
Crackle Crackle boys
You should do a Matt and Shane’s secret book club lol. Always spouting out all this history (Shane) and spiritual/enlightenment/wildness (Matt). Throw it up once a week or month.
Love this idea.
I love when they were talking about the wall of death "It's just 10,000 Shaner's" shout out to man with the most beautiful stache in the business.
I was sad when lemorp passed away but I have to admit that intro is absolutely merciless
This episode was made so much funnier solely by Shane’s Irish impressions
35:05 im glad that Shane described that for the audio listeners
“His foot is like that.”
Thanks bro.
What you’re not understanding is that it was for the video pod dawgz.
You can’t see what Matt is doing on the video, Shane isn’t mistakenly and poorly explaining the act to the audio pod,
He’s miming the act for the video pod people who can’t see Matt’s delectable feet.
Come on dawgs
@@CollinSalvatore I fully understand that Shane was purposely making something more visual and not any easier to understand for non video listeners.
That was the joke good sir.
@@geofox9484 leave the jokes to the dawgs maybe. Lmao
@@CollinSalvatore gatekeeping who’s allowed to say what and make jokes? Have fun at the Kamala rally’s bro, I hear she likes Tupac.
Guy like me? I’ll be hanging in the comment section with the real dawgs that don’t try to silence the fun. You’re welcome to join whenever you’re ready!
We've got a Stoner Dads podcast and more Gilly and Keeves sketches to look forward to!! I can't wait dawgz
Really a new gilly and keeves sketch?
Fuck man I’m hype
One of these days I’m gonna catch Gillis at an obscure historic site
BRUH is lemaire's Pepsi still on the side table from last week? Lmao just noticed
Good eye
Holy hell.
Yup that straw is a dead giveaway
That studio is definitely guy heaven
imagine using a straw ina can
Wikki-wikkie Wild Wild West, Shane West, Chesterado
Gay
@@BurnoutBushido mmmmm 👅
Ya know you don't want nada, none o' that
"Street Fighter, pizza rolls." -George Washington
Hemp was consider one of the hardest crops to harvest and work. Slaves who could meet quota, could work "above table" and earn enough to buy their freedom
That teletubbie joke was great haha
The bull, the shaman and the GOAT. What a lineup
Came early for that sweet intro
Is shane getting ready for his upcoming lead role in Paul Blart Mall Cop 3.
I need to start hanging out at historical American sites in the hopes I see Shane
Collie T is Shrek 1 for sure.
“You should treat that place like westworld.” Fuckin gold
I was FUMING without a new cast.
Wednesday is the new upload day
they have willies.........don't be rude
"I've taken down some tough breath."
Love this man, he spake the truth.
McCusker shouting out Rupert Sheldrake and talking about the sun being conscious fucking got me good for some reason. The shaman is one of a kind.
Matt reminds me of most of my boys who i dont get to see enough anymore. Always into the next crazy theory and short lived, very specific, obsession while cracking me up the entire time im with them. Truly one of the dawgs
Need an extended version of that intro
What song is that?
Incredible this was just a bit on he pod and shane turned it into a killer bit in his newest special. These guys make gold
Seriously underrated comedy/history pod
Did we just find out that The Bull got touched up in the mall, has repressed the memory, and is sub-consiously trying to Scooby Doo the case?!
The fact Shane got me so heavily into history when my dad and like 6 teachers tried so hard back in the day is pretty hilarious
Been waitin for Shane and Colum to get together!!
100K subscribers! I’m sitting here digging through the oldies
Matt is going to love Terrance Howard 😂
SODTAOE & Up The BAAAAHHHH!
We out here not plugging the guests whatsoever, like some real dawgs
I legit wanna know who the guests are and they never say lmaaaoooo
@@jacobb.2856 collum tyrell
Nice to see Collie on the pod. He’s truly one of the funniest alive.
god bless these fellas for no ads
It makes me sad. That they're not getting paid for this great content
@@a.k.4oi know they caking with their patreon but it is absurd that youtube gets away with that bs
It's so cool seeing the first telling of one of the funniest comedy bits of all time.
This one gets the Irish blood pumping
I just cracked up out so loud while sitting alone at a restaurant at “faahhhrt. Fahhhhrted.”
Everyone is looking at me like I’m a crazy person
Collum Tyrell rocks. And sick video editing, boys.
Love to see how this became a bit
1:48 "So like Teletubbies" 😂😂😂😂
Who tf disliked the cast. I’ll fight you
I got your back
Plenty of the bastards too
Death to our enemies.
Its on sight.
Matthew must quit spreading his false narrative against EQD (electro quantum dynamics ) and quit following these false profits like that dirty limey “scientist”. This kind of malfeasance only warrants a thumbs down til this snake charmer ignoramus quits spewing his poop venom
George Washington’s nickname was town destroyer .
I'm half mexican and half irish and, yes, we are the master race.
I think I got you beat at half ukrainian half Irish
Irish brings the funny!
@@andrewkeeley506 double the famine genocide powers!
More like the master gays.
How are you commenting from prison
Watching this podcast is a problem....I fucking cant stop. And when I try to watch anything else....it doesn't match with the laughs....hilarious
The irish would paint their face blue with the woad dye they make from a variety of mustard (rapeseed) to intimidate their enemies, like the woad raiders from age of empires.
Salute to all the 30+ lazy lovers out there!
The only thing other than the bonfire I religiously watch always.you guys are top dawgs. BIG DAWGS.
the orphan tapes w/ just jay, dan, christine, alex was legit..bonfire has too many side characters that don't matter
@@empowermph literally complaining on every comment you reply to. Leave.
Xmas in March! Matt & Shane, and Colum got me through 2020 and the quarantine.
An hour once a week is not enough, can't get off, just edging me
Matt reminds me of the fallout character lol
The Shaman looks like a vault dweller in that jacket
Rupert sheldrake thinks plants have consciousness
I think this is my favorite mssp ep
"Haha listen, this is your history not mine!" :D
The Telle Tubbies reference was so funny 😂
Shoutout Collie Goat!
Love my dawgz.
Matt and Shane forever and ever
"people brush their teeth just to change the flavor of their mouth" lol !!!!
I’m Aussie and my forefathers are from Limerick, Ireland. AKA “Stab City” 😂 That’s how much they love to stab
I just bought a 1982 250th anniversary of Washington's birth commemorative silver half dollar with Washington's home on one side.
Im ripped and the dawgz are back!!!
12:50 that Telletubbies rebuttal was crucial 💀 💀 💀
matt looking like a vault dweller
"Harmless like a RATTLE SNAKE" 😂
That car bomb joke fucking killed me I had to pause the video so I can finish laughing
Hell Yeah Dawgs. We Three Kings of Orient Are
Mechanistic materialism
Where do i get a full version of this wild wild west mix?
right that shit slaps
I can only find the shitty original 😂
@@jonathangilchrist1193 You fucking take that back
@@schemas702 i take it back entirely i actually added it on spotify like an hour ago😂
@@jonathangilchrist1193 Hell yeah dude
‘A lesson in not thinking things through’
- more than half of all American male tattoos.
Shane's night routine is the same as mine, except I be watching the cast and not war stories
Empires ascend to power marching in armor and steel boots and descend from power waltzing in silk robes and silk slippers.
27:17 nice slam Shane lol that got awkward hahaha
The track suit is pimpin. mad gilly gopniks
Fuckin Dawgz got collie on the cast, never noticed how much his facial structure resembles the Notre Dame logo.
“Mexicans love to fight”
“Do they?”
This exchange confirms his European heritage
So Shane DOES panic in malls after all 😂
Big props to Shane's protege, Kyle Larson, for winning another race.
I want that full intro song God damnit...that shit slaps
That’s a lot of warm room temperature Waterloo
Yo, if the Irish and Mexicans linked up that would be a dope ass civilization tho 😂
I’ll never get tired of Shane’s racist accents. I want to see a whole episode as Indian guy
Bro, someone should give him a cartoon or some fuck.
Someone needs to make a 3 hour compilation of shanes accents
The new intro videos are really tight
Constantly supporting my dawgs!
Lets go boys
Washington definitely wasn't 6'3. His clothes n sword look like hobbit attire lmao
License 2 slap
You guys should get a bunch of buds together and dress up like British and go to mount Vernon and walk around doing an inspection lol