I like how Matt will bring up good points or interesting facts/philosophical exercise and Shane will just be like "Dude that's Gay". This is the best podcast.
Shane explaining a book he just read while Matt gets random details wrong is funny as hell. Matt thinking Pearl Harbor was done by two biplanes crashing into ships for example.
Most underrated comment is Matt saying “if you say shit for more than 5 seconds they come grab you” Instantly pictured a *lad* saying awww shheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
It just auto played this episode for me immediately after the first episode in the mansion in austin. Man have the times have changed. How great is our god? St. Rogies pulled through for the bulls.
The naming system you guys got on Patreon and here on TH-cam is flawless. It always brightens up my day when an episode I already watched on TH-cam is posted on Patreon with the same title and I click on it for shits and giggles and it’s a completely different episode I have seen yet.
Why'd you give up on your YT page? You've got over 1,000 subs. I'm just curious as I'm just getting started building a gaming YT channel (and twitch). ✌
@@squidincsquid haha, those subscribers are mostly from 10 years ago. I stopped playing games as much and lost the passion for making videos. If you want to build a successful youtube channel today you have to be extremely entertaining or really good at the game.
As a former certified pool operator, if you poop in a pool it’s ok as long as it s a log if it’s rea you have to clear the pool and super shock because you can give s someone legionaries disease and kill them. My credentials expired so legally I’m tarded and my advise is void and null
My dad walked in on my mom sleeping with another guy in their bed when I was like 5. Me and my brother were at the neighbors house being babysat while mom had her "Alone" time, next thing I hear are gunshots. Dad shot that guy 7 times in the chest in the middle of the street after dragging him out of the house. The penalty varies from state to state, but in Gulfport, Mississippi where this happened he was charged with whats called "Depraved heart murder", similar to Manslaughter but acknowledging that you were basically driven temporarily insane & nowhere near what you would consider to be a stable frame of mind. He served 8 years.
I legit thought that only happened with females, i died when they said their dix were so small it happened to them cuz I immediately pictured teenis the size of a large clïtor.
Giordano's in Chicago is fucking amazing. Growing up in south jersey I never had real deep dish pizza but god damn that shit is delicious. Its pizza you eat with a knife and fork
One of the funniest guys I ever met was a black nascar official at my local short track, Bowman Grey, first official nascar track. Dude told the funniest most racist black jokes 😂
You come to MSSP for Shane Gillis, but you stay for Matt McCusker
Cap
Facts
Nah
I definitely stay for shane gillis. Matt is just an added bonus
That’s what my buddy always says
"If every meal you eat is delicious you're going to die" --Matt may be prophetic
IS*
I like how Matt will bring up good points or interesting facts/philosophical exercise and Shane will just be like "Dude that's Gay". This is the best podcast.
3:33 😂😂 “Sir your choco levels are off the charts” “I only had a couple bowls”
That's not at all accurate to the line lol
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHAWCUHLUT!!! CHAWWWWCKLIT! CHOCOLATE! WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!! WAKOCOLATE HEHEHEHEHE
LOVE the history talk boys. It's the main reason I signed up for the paytch. Tardcore history rules.
We need a 4th episode so bad
tardcore ☠
We got the Louie Presidents series now babyyyy
@@thedogs3467 the God has most certainly blessed the DAWGZ.
Shane explaining a book he just read while Matt gets random details wrong is funny as hell. Matt thinking Pearl Harbor was done by two biplanes crashing into ships for example.
The redskins should have kept the name, but change the mascot to a small red potato.
This is genius level autistic marketing SIR
".. then some dude shows up in a colour you've never experienced", comedy gold.
This quote kills me everytime I open comments on this podcast. First time I saw it, Matt had just said it LOL
Just two pirates livn' the salt life, on the SS Rogies.
Boats and Ho's!
The Elder Prophets of Dawgsylvania have bestowed more holy transcripts to the common Dawg. Here here
HERE HERE!
Derp?
@@vigodatopia2229 Derka derka Muhammad Jihad, Haka shirpa shirpa buckala?
Hear, hear!
Awesome comment for a guy who can't throw a fish back into a lake
Shane calling his sister “Slammin’ Sarah Sosa” kills me every time
slammin Sarah Sosa vs fart McGuire who wins?
It fucking breaks me, so damn funny. I'd love to see some Gillis family video footage. How hilarious to be in this house.
How Good Is Our Pod
Amen brother!
Hail pamon
@@Scoobert98 gfy #legalizecrucifixion
How good was shanes bod before he quit footballs
Pod is Great
Man I generally don't laugh out loud at stuff, especially alone but that teenis dump story flattened me.
I hate that I know exactly what he was talking about. Teenis life is tough, man
@@jarnold1789I thought teenis was just a bit!
“It’s kinda racist that they only do smalls for gluten frees” had me 😂🤣
Shane bets on ufc strictly based on race is the funniest thing I have ever heard
the ol norm strategy
@@kevingallagher406 reminds me of that tragedy
@@kevingallagher406I usually bet on the bigger blacker guy
@@hammurds That's a safe bet doggie
@@HitRockBoglimdawgie * c’mon bro, show some class, dawg
Definitely one of the most rewatchable podcasts.
Can someone please remind me of what episode they talked about Matt's family killing kids in the Schuykill river. Classic MSSP moment
McCusker Family Curse
“he’d be a good midwife for a dump” had me crying
Shane u need to run for president of skankkonia
He should be big jays Vice President
Its the United Skanks of America... but I agree
Dave/Gillis 2020
@@thicc_reap7569 that may be the only ticket that could beat Shaffir
I legit hit a Teenis right before watching this I almost passed away from giggles during the Teenis fest you guys had
My mans had the giggs
Starts at 4:45, big dawgs
_My_ man
thanks babe
You the real MVD.
Most valuable dawg.
king
Teenis Support Group starts at 24:10
That's some of the funniest stuff I've heard from these guys
Thank u brother ☠️☠️☠️ the slammin Sarah Sosa part buried me in the dirt; couldn’t breathe
Shane has mentioned touring Gettysburg battlefield so many times he should be the tour guide by now
That would fucking rule.
I’d pay more money then a regular show for that all day
Lamaire laughing at you discussing teenus issues is hilarious. You recognizing his laughter as agreement is next level irony. Top cast boys.
Matthew is the epitome or bro & dawg love combined. He is the reincarnation of my little brother who was also my dawg
I find myself saying "eww" , all the time now. Thanks shane .
must be a philly area thing. i remember bam margera saying it all the time
Instead of someone saying sick move, people in Philly would just say eww in the 90s.
"Is this guy tryna fuck me?"
as a fellow Central PA boy, it's insane to hear someone on a cool ass podcast talking about Maple Grove
Good to know Matt's Teenis is just like mine. 👍 shit happens once every few months atleast
Dawgs, found this pod 2 months ago and today I became a paytch. Best dawg gone decision I may have ever made. Blessed be the dawgs 🙏🏻
Praise be. Welcome, dawg
Mat saying "hey man, be more careful in the future", equating a homicide of passion to hitting someone in your car when youre drunk is top tier
This Shane guy is hilarious, and Matt's presence of mind is rare and hilarious
Matt is really looking like his late great father. Patrick Duffy. In this episode
I will never need therapy as long as Matt and Shane discuss Teenis, here here dawgs
Another hilarious pod. Praise be to the DAWGZZ
Shane needs to get in the octagon
Most underrated comment is Matt saying “if you say shit for more than 5 seconds they come grab you”
Instantly pictured a *lad* saying awww shheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
I read this right as he said that lol
My favorite part is reading the comments right as I start so I have no context for the funnies coming up
It just auto played this episode for me immediately after the first episode in the mansion in austin. Man have the times have changed. How great is our god? St. Rogies pulled through for the bulls.
“U gotta dump a bunch of chemicals in it to neutralize the dump”
Man this episode was so good
Just two red blooded bulls lockin horns
Every tenus’s class photo 😂
I come back to this ep for my worst teenis morning dumps. Dudes Im strugglin
Me too, dawg. My teenis is terrified of my bussy
@@JimmyJamesJimbo Im taking a morning shit right now dude what the fuck
I don't know how I never heard of this podcast but Shane is always great
Bro its secret, shh 🤫
Why can’t I find this ep on their page? This is the first time listening/watching this for me. I’m pleasantly surprised
Diarreah doula made me hit pause to laugh it all out
The naming system you guys got on Patreon and here on TH-cam is flawless. It always brightens up my day when an episode I already watched on TH-cam is posted on Patreon with the same title and I click on it for shits and giggles and it’s a completely different episode I have seen yet.
Why'd you give up on your YT page? You've got over 1,000 subs. I'm just curious as I'm just getting started building a gaming YT channel (and twitch). ✌
@@squidincsquid haha, those subscribers are mostly from 10 years ago. I stopped playing games as much and lost the passion for making videos. If you want to build a successful youtube channel today you have to be extremely entertaining or really good at the game.
Everyone that listens to the podcast have heard enough MCusker war stories to know one of them defintley shit in that pool.
1:37 🤣🤣🤣 what a start.. This might be the goat episode,
Damn, the pod is so much better when they aren't talking current events or politics..
Yuuuup! I don't come here for current events, I want to escape them!
You sound gay
Matt dropping little Calvin & Hobbes references makes so happy
I do air conditioning. And we’re told to not ask to use the restroom. Very true
Two years later and the Kanye shit just gets wilder lol
the bros at gettysburg reminds me of that mexican dude’s bit about chulos in nature
Great episode
Damn. 3 years. Look how far these DAWGS ARE NOAW!
“…And prove I can be damaged by the sun”
The tenis diarrea story had me crying 🤣🤣🤣
As a former certified pool operator, if you poop in a pool it’s ok as long as it s a log if it’s rea you have to clear the pool and super shock because you can give s someone legionaries disease and kill them. My credentials expired so legally I’m tarded and my advise is void and null
Just wanna give a shout-out to my black dawgs, I love you bros. More than McCusker loves his wife lol and I mean that shit 😂❤
Coming back to this is something
27:00 did you pick up on the chatter? LOLOLOLOLOL
My dad walked in on my mom sleeping with another guy in their bed when I was like 5. Me and my brother were at the neighbors house being babysat while mom had her "Alone" time, next thing I hear are gunshots. Dad shot that guy 7 times in the chest in the middle of the street after dragging him out of the house. The penalty varies from state to state, but in Gulfport, Mississippi where this happened he was charged with whats called "Depraved heart murder", similar to Manslaughter but acknowledging that you were basically driven temporarily insane & nowhere near what you would consider to be a stable frame of mind. He served 8 years.
Wow. This wild to experience, let alone as small child.
I'm glad the Dawlgs talked about mid-seat-mess teenis. Thought I was the only one.
Three yrs and still no one has made the pee shield toilet seat? We can all see it in our heads. Do i have to do it myself?
"How's it going to piss out of the toilet?"
Hell yeah dude
Stav go home
Dude American commercials must be crazy! 😂
Was hit in a hit and run while listening to this. Praise be the shamans powers that kept me safe
You guys should get that guy, Marcus Arilius on the pod for all the stoic dawgz
That Zuckerberg screenshot took quite the journey.
Imma use Yabba Dabba Doo as my go to gloat
I piss puddled at the library handicap stall and just left it. Was wearing basketball shorts and they were soaked so i had to leave immediately.
Flags lookin tight dawgz
Gravity at work
Nope, billy ironed it
Teenis piss between the lid and the toilet has never happened to me, not bragging but ever since I first heard that I have taken precautions.
I legit thought that only happened with females, i died when they said their dix were so small it happened to them cuz I immediately pictured teenis the size of a large clïtor.
Yellin yaba daba doo and stealing your sisters cereal rules
i got 8th overall in nhl 16 was such a nerd on that game went 86-8 quit cuzz of the 8th loss lol
Matt- “Talking to the phone on Spud”
I had to check the date damn Kanye was wildin out 2 years ago too
Thank you guys for speaking out on the between-peepee
im no comedian but that game of thrones joke about civil war to WW2 is a really good premise
I'm exclusively delicious meals hahaha
We need a wap remix with trench warfare footage
I cant breath 😂😂😂😂😂
Cant remember the guys name forsure but i feel like kimbo slice is the name being looked for around the end of the cast talking bout fighters n such
Giordano's in Chicago is fucking amazing. Growing up in south jersey I never had real deep dish pizza but god damn that shit is delicious. Its pizza you eat with a knife and fork
Plain, Life cereal is ELITE
Where the hood at boys
Had to pause and go look up the Mike Perry clip. They really tried to burry that clip
So whose dad also zuckerbergs the sunscreen, ??mine forsure does lol
Im fuckin howling! You guys are fucking hilarious!
Wait I swear I've already heard this one
That’s sick that the brothers are getting into Gettysburg
One of the funniest guys I ever met was a black nascar official at my local short track, Bowman Grey, first official nascar track. Dude told the funniest most racist black jokes 😂
Iv also had that toilet seats piss thing happen to me
Zuck legit looks like Data from Star Trek
Teenis bit is the best
Hail spud
I'm dying
😂that george floyd bit😂
3 min goated segment 20:30