Returning players don't have a good time in ranked ques. I either get teamed with stacked enemies or the worst teammates. I almost feel like never playing ranked just because of how bad it is for me now 🤦
I main Sableye (just cause noble style looks great on him/her) and I hate it when people hit me when I go invisible, it’s impressive just a little rude.
0:01 that fanart... it's glorious it's composition, the color pallette, the art style, it's the best thing I've ever seen. Props to Michael, he's the best artist ever. keep it up!
I spat my drink at "He has sharp hands (I dunno what to call them)". I mean, I found it hilarious she didn't know how to call the scythes on Scyther, the bug with scythes for hands 🤣🤣🤣
I quit Pokémon Unite because I don’t want to die at the age of 32 of an aneurysm… Made it to Masters (1600+) every season, but my (mental) health is more important ! Still, I love your content and keep going at it ! Cheers !
I've been really considering quitting. I NEVER have gotten mad at games or raged in my entire life, until Unite came out lol. Been playing since the day of release on Switch, hit Master (~1500+) each season, and have 3 Pokémon with gold ribbons. I was going to take a long break, but my main finally has a battle pass (Buzzwole) and I can't stop without getting that holowear lol. The game still feels fun though. It's just when it wants you to go on a 10 match losing streak, or match you with 4 lone wolves that refuse to work together (i only solo q), it really makes me wonder why I'm even playing and doing this to myself lol
I'm planning on getting to masters 1600 this season just so I can have both the 6 sticker and the 9 sticker (nice) and then NEVER worrying about ranked again lol
@@jb0258 Is Pokemon Unite's matchmaking fixed now? I quit Pokemon Unite because of it. I keep getting teamed up with lower ranked players before I rage quit and told Unite that I'm never coming back.
@@ToonMageChannel It's not. In my opinion they made it worse by letting Solos be matched with and against duo trios even more than before. Atleast that's what I've been noticing
As a zoroark main I once illusioned then was spinning with the enemy cinderace until illusione ran out and I just unite moved them, then went to score with the team lmao
I just went through Unite players worse nightmare. I need to take a breather before I break my phone in half 😓. Let me explain in 2 points : 1. The enemy team consist of pure cancer like Urshifu-dark, Sableye and Pikachu. 2. I have a troll/griefer Tsareena who only kill our wild pokemon and then feed the enemy. I'm not even joking. That darn Tsareena griefing jungle, killing the indeedee on the side amd then *immediately* search for the nearest enemy to get killed.
3:26 On a serious note, I don't think attack weight really benefits T-tar much because of true damage, attack weight only increase physical attack. Probably best to go muscle band or something else.
The thing with atk weight is that ancient power's shield scales off of your atk stat(dark pulse has really good atk scaling as well but that's a bit less important) So while muscle band is higher dps, atk weight dual-functions as both a damaging item and tank item
We need an hour long edit of Teeds Reddit opening song on repeat. It's so adorable that hearing it makes my day. Thanks for always being awesome Teeds.
Just this morning alone, 8 out of the 20 games I played this morning, either my team or enemy steals my jungle, or they just refuse to score, often time having 0 points at the end game screen, and this is is masters
I've played 16 games this season already, my win percent is 38%, 7-8 of games had afk, I secured Ray and objectives with duraladon in more than 8-10 games still we lost because some of them didn't even have played 800+ games, never even reached master. I'm doing more than 35% of the damage in almost all the games. I'm done with the game, I was 1600 player in last season soloq, now I am veteran 1 🙂🙃 I'm so done
That’s a skill issue. And if you’re veteran 1 this season then you 100% weren’t a 1600 player last season. You would have been started off at ultra 3 smh. But keep on lying I guess 🤷🏼♂️
@@PuddingTaToRnAtOr I had a losing streak in the beginning, but guess what I don't need to lie, I am 1400+ again, and yeah if you are too confident in your skill level that you can take on 2-3 v 5, come fight against my squad, we would be 5 you would be 3 or 4. Let daddy see how your skill can carry you against 5 men, rat.. 😏😏
I had most cursed round I ever played ( I never had soo much fun in unite). In soloQ my team some how fall in to strategy 5 speedsters runing together. Enemy team just dont understand what hapening and what to do with us. Team comp: Gengar, Talonflame, Absol, Dodrio and my Zoroark. :D
Yeah, it's not like we have a lot of cc and control in the game and Scyther require actual skill to avoid it and not die. And dying on him is really easy.
@@kittiAngelOwO Remember the Time When Petal Drain Venusaur was Buffed and it was called out for being broken? yeah exactly Scyther's Burst along its Healing is almost the same as Old Buffed Giga Drain
Teeds, Cinderaces never pop off, they steal your farm and just hide in the bush during req and miss time their unite and die immediately to enemy who won the raq.
this is the weirdest team comp I ever had in a game. it was a blissey, sableye, hoopa (me), buzzwole and I dont remember the 5th but they werent a damage dealer, you'd figure we'd get rolled but me and the sableye were ROLLING the bot urshifu and confee lane. and no they werent bots. it helped the confee picked the bad build. so everybody was top. I really wanted to take the regi but my team wasnt there.... and yeah... hoopa. water bear and confee were there, I was trying to steal it, they were trying to kill me. thanks to sableye i actually hit level 9 early so.... 1, 2, 3 4 5, I declare TEAM FIGHT. we got the regi. they died
The Tyranitar is shooting out fire or dark pulse or something, it isn't eating anything. I had a game with Mewtwo X standing and waiting to use his Unite to steal Ray with no vision, he didn't get it. He died pretty often and stood around a second time a while before Ray doing nothing. I was able to steal Ray as Slowbro and tied the score from 104 (my team) and 304 (opponents team) until the opposing team scored again because they worked together like a team. Anyways, the game ends and Mewtwo X got MVP.
I wonder what happens if you push rotom to your other goal zone. The arrows still pointed towards top goal, so it seems you can't have top rotom enter in bottom goal 😀
They are modifying players. I have a machamp that does 60,000-70,000 damage. (I tested this with various other strong pokemon too I unlock. Over time they mysteriously get weaker.). Then the game will set you up in the matchmaking on the right side. That match I’ll die from 4,000 damage. When I have 8,000 hp. My damage will only be 30,000. Mysterious health regens too. Non stop health regen. No stunning. Sometimes my damage will heal them. Ive concluded. They can switch a players set up. Steal your perks and switch it with their own. No explanation other than that. Aside from all the infinite health players have and infinite regen. My health buffs never actually work in those games. That’s why they ban you if you refuse to ready up twice. I didn’t understand why the game has three menus for starting a match. Until I refuse to ready up on what are hacked lobbies. Then it all makes sense.
Another way to tell you are entering a hacked lobby is there will be one person that doesn’t ready up. Then the next ready up. Your face picture will be on the right side. This happens all the time. So I just let the game log me out. Come back till it works again.
that screwdriver is purple, could be the dark pulse smoke from t-tar also i don't want more defenders in unite, more characters in unite is good, its just increase difficulty to master every character. Also I want defenders to stay 7, gives me more time to have my complete collection of defenders.
Teeds never changed 10:17 Because (Scyth-er) has sharp hands. I don't know what to call them... I don't know what to call Scyth-sharp blade hands. Er...
The machamp unite one my friend did that to me but with buzzwole leech life while i went invis with phantom force he hit me with leech life i was like ayo what the heck? I was invis
Scyther is the most fun pokemon and equivalently gives me happiness and torment. Mainly because scyther has this stupidly fun "hidden" passive to dual wingbeat's 2nd active. If you hit an enemy/anything with it -- get ready for this -- it "executes" on 20% total hp.
7:29 So it made me think of one point where I took a break from playing Pokémon unite for like a month or two Let’s just say I missed the chance for free aeos coins- I STILL (MENTALLY) CRY AB IT TO THIS DAY
Full fury if I get a push I push rotom behind my own goal so it's harder for enemy to reach it. Also blissey egg build in full fury is almost as bad as the horrid mamoswine build.
About the score when they have less as Someone who is often doing that I would like to say sorry i forgot to look at my teamates point then accidentally just break it
0:29 maxikyu?? WHYY? Edit: 3:56 cmon teeds hes beautifull! Edit2: 5:41 wait this clip litterally explaining me when i play sableye (i just somehow allways get sniped while being invincible)
Ok! As a trevanent main, that cooldown? No. Even with horn leeches effect where next 3 basic attacks reduce the cooldown, hell no, it dont cd that fast. That player was cheating flat out.
@@orangetomato4315 No actually, there were no teammates near me to get kills. Another time happened when I played Clefable. Well it looked like they saw me as easy targets, I just don't know.
As for 4:45 : I always help until level 5. If youre a evo at 4 mon, I give you objectives, help you burn em, but let you finish, if I see you have more points than I, I let you break first goal, or score before I break if you have less, and I try to split bees, evenly. But as soon as I see you do a stupid play, or you're underdeveloped by the 6min mark, I start hogging.
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what has recently TILTED you in Pokemon Unite??
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I main zoroark and need central but I hate it when everyone including the defenders go jungle 💀
Returning players don't have a good time in ranked ques. I either get teamed with stacked enemies or the worst teammates. I almost feel like never playing ranked just because of how bad it is for me now 🤦
I main Sableye (just cause noble style looks great on him/her) and I hate it when people hit me when I go invisible, it’s impressive just a little rude.
0:01 that fanart... it's glorious
it's composition, the color pallette, the art style, it's the best thing I've ever seen.
Props to Michael, he's the best artist ever. keep it up!
LOL
I spat my drink at "He has sharp hands (I dunno what to call them)". I mean, I found it hilarious she didn't know how to call the scythes on Scyther, the bug with scythes for hands 🤣🤣🤣
I quit Pokémon Unite because I don’t want to die at the age of 32 of an aneurysm… Made it to Masters (1600+) every season, but my (mental) health is more important ! Still, I love your content and keep going at it ! Cheers !
I've been really considering quitting. I NEVER have gotten mad at games or raged in my entire life, until Unite came out lol. Been playing since the day of release on Switch, hit Master (~1500+) each season, and have 3 Pokémon with gold ribbons. I was going to take a long break, but my main finally has a battle pass (Buzzwole) and I can't stop without getting that holowear lol.
The game still feels fun though. It's just when it wants you to go on a 10 match losing streak, or match you with 4 lone wolves that refuse to work together (i only solo q), it really makes me wonder why I'm even playing and doing this to myself lol
I'm planning on getting to masters 1600 this season just so I can have both the 6 sticker and the 9 sticker (nice) and then NEVER worrying about ranked again lol
@@jb0258 Is Pokemon Unite's matchmaking fixed now? I quit Pokemon Unite because of it. I keep getting teamed up with lower ranked players before I rage quit and told Unite that I'm never coming back.
@@ToonMageChannel It's not. In my opinion they made it worse by letting Solos be matched with and against duo trios even more than before. Atleast that's what I've been noticing
@@bluebird4614 I see. I guess I will not come back to it for now until they fix that.
As a zoroark main I once illusioned then was spinning with the enemy cinderace until illusione ran out and I just unite moved them, then went to score with the team lmao
Oh my gods yes!!! 5:15 I am so tired of that lol. Sometimes I don't want to Jungle and my solo q team decides to just go full glass cannon
I just went through Unite players worse nightmare. I need to take a breather before I break my phone in half 😓.
Let me explain in 2 points :
1. The enemy team consist of pure cancer like Urshifu-dark, Sableye and Pikachu.
2. I have a troll/griefer Tsareena who only kill our wild pokemon and then feed the enemy. I'm not even joking. That darn Tsareena griefing jungle, killing the indeedee on the side amd then *immediately* search for the nearest enemy to get killed.
At least it's not exp share deci
Know why because we never want to play Defender or supporter to defend
That Machamp clip redeemed all of our hearts.
3:26 On a serious note, I don't think attack weight really benefits T-tar much because of true damage, attack weight only increase physical attack. Probably best to go muscle band or something else.
The thing with atk weight is that ancient power's shield scales off of your atk stat(dark pulse has really good atk scaling as well but that's a bit less important)
So while muscle band is higher dps, atk weight dual-functions as both a damaging item and tank item
9:53 props to whoever put Fire Emblem Heroes music on lol
Max(editor) probably did.
2:30 😳😳
We need an hour long edit of Teeds Reddit opening song on repeat. It's so adorable that hearing it makes my day. Thanks for always being awesome Teeds.
The TTar build was firing off something lol, probably dark pulse.
Just this morning alone, 8 out of the 20 games I played this morning, either my team or enemy steals my jungle, or they just refuse to score, often time having 0 points at the end game screen, and this is is masters
Pleasantly surprised to see one of my clips here. Made my day!
8:35 yooooooooo my comment is in a video Les gooooooooo
I've played 16 games this season already, my win percent is 38%, 7-8 of games had afk, I secured Ray and objectives with duraladon in more than 8-10 games still we lost because some of them didn't even have played 800+ games, never even reached master. I'm doing more than 35% of the damage in almost all the games. I'm done with the game, I was 1600 player in last season soloq, now I am veteran 1 🙂🙃 I'm so done
That’s a skill issue. And if you’re veteran 1 this season then you 100% weren’t a 1600 player last season. You would have been started off at ultra 3 smh. But keep on lying I guess 🤷🏼♂️
@@PuddingTaToRnAtOr I had a losing streak in the beginning, but guess what I don't need to lie, I am 1400+ again, and yeah if you are too confident in your skill level that you can take on 2-3 v 5, come fight against my squad, we would be 5 you would be 3 or 4. Let daddy see how your skill can carry you against 5 men, rat.. 😏😏
This happened to me as blissey solo once with the jungle thing, and of course it went very badly and we lost lol
I had most cursed round I ever played ( I never had soo much fun in unite). In soloQ my team some how fall in to strategy 5 speedsters runing together. Enemy team just dont understand what hapening and what to do with us. Team comp: Gengar, Talonflame, Absol, Dodrio and my Zoroark. :D
Dark pulse Teeds...the Lego Tyranitar was using dark pulse.
i like how only few people would notice how broken Scyther is and almost people here just simps over to her
Yeah, it's not like we have a lot of cc and control in the game and Scyther require actual skill to avoid it and not die. And dying on him is really easy.
scizzor/ scyther being a fan favorite might be why most people don’t notice or care this goes for a couple other Pokémon as well 😣
@@kittiAngelOwO Remember the Time When Petal Drain Venusaur was Buffed and it was called out for being broken? yeah exactly Scyther's Burst along its Healing is almost the same as Old Buffed Giga Drain
best intro on TH-cam is by teeds nuts
1:56 Omg, closed captions thought you were saying a dirty word when you said "Blissey" 😂😂😂
💀
Teeds, Cinderaces never pop off, they steal your farm and just hide in the bush during req and miss time their unite and die immediately to enemy who won the raq.
0:52 mew gives stealth too
"He has sharp hands. I don't know what to call them"
Scyther:...
Teeds trying to break the limits of how many words can fit in a second in the outro 🤣🤣
2:00 hurts. I literally have jungled with blissey 7-8 times. I stopped played blissey
this is the weirdest team comp I ever had in a game. it was a blissey, sableye, hoopa (me), buzzwole and I dont remember the 5th but they werent a damage dealer, you'd figure we'd get rolled but me and the sableye were ROLLING the bot urshifu and confee lane. and no they werent bots. it helped the confee picked the bad build. so everybody was top. I really wanted to take the regi but my team wasnt there.... and yeah... hoopa. water bear and confee were there, I was trying to steal it, they were trying to kill me. thanks to sableye i actually hit level 9 early so.... 1, 2, 3 4 5, I declare TEAM FIGHT. we got the regi. they died
The Tyranitar is shooting out fire or dark pulse or something, it isn't eating anything. I had a game with Mewtwo X standing and waiting to use his Unite to steal Ray with no vision, he didn't get it. He died pretty often and stood around a second time a while before Ray doing nothing. I was able to steal Ray as Slowbro and tied the score from 104 (my team) and 304 (opponents team) until the opposing team scored again because they worked together like a team. Anyways, the game ends and Mewtwo X got MVP.
I feel so silly when going into jungle as Cleffable.. like no one goes and it takes me so long to kill a pokemon
Shoutout to Max for being the froakie
Now that full fury is back I wonder how far Trev can push the Rotom away
I've gotten it all the way back to base lol
I wonder what happens if you push rotom to your other goal zone. The arrows still pointed towards top goal, so it seems you can't have top rotom enter in bottom goal 😀
@@cornykova9902 lol I'll definitely try to do that when the next full fury battles starts back up in 9 days
5:30 I know that username! They’re my old friend, Sam and they had these insane plays! Not a surprise he was able to do that actually..😅
They are modifying players. I have a machamp that does 60,000-70,000 damage. (I tested this with various other strong pokemon too I unlock. Over time they mysteriously get weaker.). Then the game will set you up in the matchmaking on the right side. That match I’ll die from 4,000 damage. When I have 8,000 hp. My damage will only be 30,000.
Mysterious health regens too. Non stop health regen. No stunning. Sometimes my damage will heal them.
Ive concluded. They can switch a players set up. Steal your perks and switch it with their own. No explanation other than that.
Aside from all the infinite health players have and infinite regen. My health buffs never actually work in those games.
That’s why they ban you if you refuse to ready up twice. I didn’t understand why the game has three menus for starting a match. Until I refuse to ready up on what are hacked lobbies. Then it all makes sense.
I love the intro, make me feel like i assuming drugs without assuming drugs
Blessing us with more SingingTeeds? Love that 😌👌
1:19 why I hate quick battling with a opposing trev 😭
This happened to me ones when my team wanted a blissey (me) to be the jungler and I didn't have time to change my character
Another way to tell you are entering a hacked lobby is there will be one person that doesn’t ready up. Then the next ready up. Your face picture will be on the right side. This happens all the time. So I just let the game log me out. Come back till it works again.
I loved the afk song when i play a supporter i choose my trusty.... full glases moon light clefairy getting hyper beam makes me a menace
Uuuuurgh, I remember stuff when people just leave you as Blissey and you are just there by yourself :'(
2:00 made me crack 😂
that screwdriver is purple, could be the dark pulse smoke from t-tar
also i don't want more defenders in unite,
more characters in unite is good, its just increase difficulty to master every character.
Also I want defenders to stay 7, gives me more time to have my complete collection of defenders.
Teeds never changed 10:17
Because (Scyth-er) has sharp hands. I don't know what to call them... I don't know what to call Scyth-sharp blade hands. Er...
2:38 everyone in the comments said this 😭
As a full time stacker, I can agree that we play a whole different game. Every tiny bit of aeos coins leave them for the stackers on ur team
@3:45 Tyranitar is using dark pulse
4:08 i am guilty. i also want inteleon in Pokémon UNITE.
I killed sableye on stealth mode yesterday with buzzwole unite and It was the best feeling ever
It feels amazing when using against Dragapult, and Greninja smokescreen
The machamp unite one my friend did that to me but with buzzwole leech life while i went invis with phantom force he hit me with leech life i was like ayo what the heck? I was invis
It blows my mind that people comemorate geting into veteran
Scyther is the most fun pokemon and equivalently gives me happiness and torment.
Mainly because scyther has this stupidly fun "hidden" passive to dual wingbeat's 2nd active. If you hit an enemy/anything with it -- get ready for this -- it "executes" on 20% total hp.
The 5:13 minute. It still Okay. I has meet player that's say want to go to down path but disturb me at middle path instead.
Jungle Edelgoss slaps. Take pollen puff and other skill that does AOE damage instead of the shield.
7:29
So it made me think of one point where I took a break from playing Pokémon unite for like a month or two
Let’s just say I missed the chance for free aeos coins-
I STILL (MENTALLY) CRY AB IT TO THIS DAY
Full fury if I get a push I push rotom behind my own goal so it's harder for enemy to reach it. Also blissey egg build in full fury is almost as bad as the horrid mamoswine build.
The drawn intro gives me Wolfeyvgc vibes 😂
in fact, i play triple glasses on supporters and roast all my teamates by doing more damage with clefable
About the score when they have less
as Someone who is often doing that
I would like to say sorry i forgot to look at my teamates point then accidentally just break it
0:29 maxikyu?? WHYY?
Edit: 3:56 cmon teeds hes beautifull!
Edit2: 5:41 wait this clip litterally explaining me when i play sableye (i just somehow allways get sniped while being invincible)
I’m glad the community has the same collective opinion Cynderace and Zeraora.
6:26 this is why we should increase the female population of goblins!
I've played Eldegoss jungle and Mamo jungle A LOT. I don't know what is wrong with people.
6:51 IDLE GAME
gonna never plaayy
Yeaah thats my destiny
I’ll teach you to afk
AFK, gotta catch my sleep
I see a Decidueye that use Ulti attack 8 times in the Match
What is this intro Teeds 🤣🤣🤣
P. S. Max, do you play Fire Emblem? This is the second time I hear you use FE soundtrack, can't be a coincidence, right?
I agree with you superteeds when you're solo Q if you're not playing the carry you're losing
I'm hanging out a little bit more cause I want to
The 6:25 minute. Sometimes I saw player that's okay like AFK but when report it not. This player is winning the worst player of all time
damn good evening moment
4:14 well one means larva and the other pupa, it seems pretty 1 2 3 to me.
True I’ve have see that song in anamay
Ok I hope the people in solo que who wait for you to chip away the wild Pokémon's health just to yoink it burn in the greatest depths of hell.
If you wanna know which character is broken in that game mode try mystical fire slyveon.... You can stack mystical fires
Teed can you make a video on all eeveelutions and what thier movesets and unite can be.
I really love Umbreon 🖤
Ok! As a trevanent main, that cooldown? No. Even with horn leeches effect where next 3 basic attacks reduce the cooldown, hell no, it dont cd that fast. That player was cheating flat out.
They finally fixed that mvp Ray. I got mvp even with no Ray and less pts. Bc I help to destroy two bases in 3 min and 6 kills.
Glaceon has stealth too :/
I love this segment
i just cant trust cinderace mains anymore😭yall choices are just so questionable😅
Chance of winning the 100k coins is one out of a million😭someone is sure lucky and it isn't me 💀
There was a level 15 kirlia in a bot match
I think the game should stop resetting your rank at the end of the season.
Pushing rotom enemy is smart 👏
Please please 🙏 sing the full song in a seperate video .. please ur voice is so awesome
Hope you paid the artist for the new intro card well! Unless... 😲 don't tell me you made it yourself!?
I freaking uninstalled pokemon unite cause of that one in team
Scizor might have scythes as his hands just saying
Pov your the rotom
wait who is the real first ???
If this game tilts me anymore I would of done a 360.
Ayooo I made it
2:32 When I play blissey. For some reason, I kill more Pokemon than support my own team.
Blissey is an absolute MENACE in Full Fury
Maybe you accidentally stole the kills lol
@@orangetomato4315 No actually, there were no teammates near me to get kills. Another time happened when I played Clefable. Well it looked like they saw me as easy targets, I just don't know.
i want dragapull so bad ;-; (srry if i miss splled that )
Awesome
Lol this is so funny 😂
As for 4:45 : I always help until level 5. If youre a evo at 4 mon, I give you objectives, help you burn em, but let you finish, if I see you have more points than I, I let you break first goal, or score before I break if you have less, and I try to split bees, evenly. But as soon as I see you do a stupid play, or you're underdeveloped by the 6min mark, I start hogging.
I think that TT build is ment to be Dark Pulse
🤣🤣🤣🤣