Mortal Kombat 1 AI Voice - All Umgadi Moments

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  • @OddgiantAF
    @OddgiantAF  ปีที่แล้ว +394

    There were a few interactions I missed before, so I reuploaded it.

    • @william_.575
      @william_.575 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      so silly

    • @Firemaster27
      @Firemaster27 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What a goofball

    • @permianproductions90
      @permianproductions90 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We need a interaction were bi han confesses his love to sareena

    • @user-dr2uy5or9t
      @user-dr2uy5or9t ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you accept ai comments for your videos

    • @Bear-fz5nz
      @Bear-fz5nz ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You do realise that Tanya gonna kick your ass for that right

  • @k-boi420
    @k-boi420 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    The fact that JCVD Johnny saying it right was enough to break Tanya, just makes it even funnier.

    • @lordjfirebolt
      @lordjfirebolt ปีที่แล้ว +33

      JCVD is more polite than JC

    • @MondoJaeKusai
      @MondoJaeKusai ปีที่แล้ว +7

      damn, funny running into you again k-boi...

    • @takis.apk1
      @takis.apk1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That pfp 💀

    • @MondoJaeKusai
      @MondoJaeKusai ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@takis.apk1 i know what you are

  • @shaunconnally4794
    @shaunconnally4794 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    I love this running joke, i hope it never ends

    • @TexanSilver
      @TexanSilver ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Spoiler alert: 3:58

    • @shaunconnally4794
      @shaunconnally4794 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TexanSilver NOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @bliksemridder7936
      @bliksemridder7936 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I doubt that will stop him

    • @justine2028
      @justine2028 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@TexanSilver"Well, that pissed her off."

    • @ArnieOcfemia
      @ArnieOcfemia ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@justine2028Oh yeah, it really did. Just look at her clothes.

  • @gamingmoments1584
    @gamingmoments1584 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    3:50 This will always be the best Umgadi joke 😂

  • @AngelXCX2007
    @AngelXCX2007 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Imagine Tanya saying "Hollywood" wrong on purpose in some episodes. And then Johnny Cage then starts saying "Umgadi" wrong on purpose again? I would want to see that.

    • @arataki_ittoofficial4375
      @arataki_ittoofficial4375 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      She already has, watch the previous video

    • @borderlands10
      @borderlands10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      She did, she called it "Hollow Wood".

    • @wolfbrian26
      @wolfbrian26 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      İ wonder what movies will we see on Bollywood

    • @TheQuestion2.0
      @TheQuestion2.0 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What a great idea! I'm pretty sure this hasn't happened in a previous video!

    • @ElRazur_
      @ElRazur_ ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nollywood better

  • @Motolmang
    @Motolmang ปีที่แล้ว +161

    i absolutely love how initially cage was genuinely confused then just ran with it for the gag to piss her off intentionally

    • @JF59122
      @JF59122 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂❤

  • @CLJordanMusic91
    @CLJordanMusic91 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE B*TCH" that just made my day lol
    1:03

    • @brickbanditstudios6037
      @brickbanditstudios6037 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Out of the bunch, “that” one was absolutely the BEST! 😂🤣

    • @mariaselvatr2845
      @mariaselvatr2845 ปีที่แล้ว

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@brickbanditstudios6037 Listen here you little bitch, I’m gonna fucking- *gets rekt*

  • @Ron_Keffer
    @Ron_Keffer ปีที่แล้ว +909

    So, Tanya, are you and Li Mei part of the Teriyaki?

    • @manux9597
      @manux9597 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Yes, there're kawasaki

    • @wolfbrian26
      @wolfbrian26 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Ninja Mime was played by Johnny Sins?

    • @evaphan2720
      @evaphan2720 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Part of the Sukiyaki too!

    • @jimmytsunami5275
      @jimmytsunami5275 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      So how can I join the Takoyaki?

    • @DmarcusBaus
      @DmarcusBaus ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I’d like to join the Maserati!

  • @edrianraneses5864
    @edrianraneses5864 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Johnny cage: UmgadisNUTS!
    Tanya: And I took that personally

  • @JaeWhatJae
    @JaeWhatJae ปีที่แล้ว +68

    The Umthotties line remains as my favorite line from the Umgadi lore.
    Goro calling Tanya an Umthotty killed me 💀

    • @lilikbelly3804
      @lilikbelly3804 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ferra: How about Lamborghini?

    • @lilikbelly3804
      @lilikbelly3804 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Takeda: And How About the show Called I-Carly?

  • @hiderryce1861
    @hiderryce1861 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    If drunk actions are sober thoughts, then that means she actually finds the wrong names funny

  • @pootiscupcake8085
    @pootiscupcake8085 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I bet in an alternate timeline, it's Tanya annoying Johnny by saying anything but "Hollywood"

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      you'll love the new episode then

    • @pootiscupcake8085
      @pootiscupcake8085 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@setsers1 That's what I was referencing. And I meant in a way that instead of it Johnny starting, it was Tanya.

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~
    Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I’m already taken?
    *CLASH*
    Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin’ a harem!
    Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I’M NOT!
    Tanya: what is a harem?
    Shujinko: I’ll explain later.

    • @borderlands10
      @borderlands10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I love the idea that Shujinko knows things but they're all inappropriate things.

    • @eclipsethefox4397
      @eclipsethefox4397 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He doesn't actually know those, that's what makes this one hilarious tbh

    • @glenmarkgregorio8167
      @glenmarkgregorio8167 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@borderlands10
      Kung Lao: Ah sh*t!!!!!!

    • @lilikbelly3804
      @lilikbelly3804 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sub-zero: you drive like a Ferrari.
      Tonya: ITS UMGADI!?

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Johnny Cage: sooo what’s this about you killing my daughter?
    Kitana: um… would you believe that was in another timeline?
    *CLASH*
    Sektor: by all technicalities, you have not had her yet.
    Kitana: if you kill someone that doesn’t exist, is it really murder?
    Kano: lucky bastard, child support costs a bloody fortune these days.
    Johnny Cage: you guys are way too cool with this!

  • @twofish777
    @twofish777 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    This was the best thing to happen to mk1

    • @MainMite06
      @MainMite06 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My neck feels rather unconfortable, maybe i should ask Shujinko for the answer!

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Kitana: so I’ve definitely slept with raiden but… is it true you slept with Kung Lao?~
    Nitara: what can I say?~ he learned to like my neck-biting fetish~
    *CLASH*
    Kung Lao: and she’s the only one I like making neck jokes~
    Nitara: oh Kung Lao~
    Kitana: what is a “fetish”?
    Shujinko: I’ll explain later.

  • @natoriousthehopeful2786
    @natoriousthehopeful2786 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Please keep these going in the next season, but a twist could be that Tanya starts mispronouncing "Hollywood" to get back at Johnny.
    I know you did that once in your earlier videos, but I thought it'd be a good idea to keep the gag going 😂

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Make it so she says Bollywood and gets frustrated when Jhonny answers normally

    • @eddsworldgaming9696
      @eddsworldgaming9696 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How about Johnny Cage mispronounced Viltrumite at Omni-Man or Mispronounced Superhero at Homelander?

  • @SegaMario
    @SegaMario ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Plot Twist: Goro *LOVES* getting under Tanya's skin.

  • @JameZED.mp4
    @JameZED.mp4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    2:29 is easily the best one.

    • @PJ_Wendigo
      @PJ_Wendigo ปีที่แล้ว

      "I'm not taking that from a karate"
      "SHUT THE F#CK UP!!!"

    • @xiaoqiaopowergirl5445
      @xiaoqiaopowergirl5445 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      2:45

  • @IkeFanBoy64
    @IkeFanBoy64 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    RIP Johnny Cage
    Killed by the Imani

    • @NoelJohnCarlo
      @NoelJohnCarlo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Iwami no Bochan

    • @IkeFanBoy64
      @IkeFanBoy64 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@NoelJohnCarlo?

    • @NoelJohnCarlo
      @NoelJohnCarlo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@IkeFanBoy64 Little Baby Iwami

    • @IkeFanBoy64
      @IkeFanBoy64 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NoelJohnCarlo I see. Must be a reference I don't get

    • @DanialTarki
      @DanialTarki ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oonatty

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Havik: you have no idea how great Seido would be without law and order!
    Johnny Cage: no way, man! I love that show!
    *CLASH*
    Sektor: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented-
    Johnny Cage: yeah we’re not letting you read the whole intro.
    Shujinko: what are “law” and “order”?
    Havik: I WILL NEVER EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU, OLD MAN!

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Sindel: I’ve heard you have a weakness for high frequencies?~
    Omni-Man: DON’T. YOU. DARE.
    *CLASH*
    Sektor: according to my calculations, viltrumites can die at frequencies of-
    Sindel: I already know~
    Tremor: um… can I go now?
    Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR!
    *Sindel performs her “living the scream” fatality on omni-man*

  • @IzukuTheStoryMaker
    @IzukuTheStoryMaker ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Now we need all of the times Shujinko asks for stuff and “I’ll explain later”

  • @sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
    @sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I just realized that its always the same pair of Johnny/Kuai and Tanya/Goro in every video, and its hilarious.

  • @Runboy_was_here
    @Runboy_was_here ปีที่แล้ว +14

    since it's a reupload: I can't believe we got to meet the Umgotem!

  • @101proguitarist
    @101proguitarist ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Sub Zero being the Moral Compass adds SO much to the comedy xD

  • @fl1ckr145
    @fl1ckr145 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “I have seen you with Miliena, you ARE and Umthoty!”🤣🤣🤣

  • @RomuloTheBrazilian
    @RomuloTheBrazilian ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Tanya: No, we are NOT geometry experts
    Cage: Then why is your clan named Fibonacci?
    Clash
    Goro: *trying to hold his giggles*
    Tanya: Say goodbye to your arms, Goro!
    Sub-Zero: Seriously, aren't you tired of these jokes?
    Cage: Nope, I wanna see her SPIRALING into insanity

    • @101proguitarist
      @101proguitarist ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Make it Happen!

    • @RandoGrunt
      @RandoGrunt ปีที่แล้ว

      Would have to be sub-zero and Johnny going first after the clash since Tanya spoke first, just thought to let you know lol

    • @eagleye2893
      @eagleye2893 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Reverse the order of the last 2 and your golden.

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty ปีที่แล้ว +75

    If any joke is to stick around from Season 1, I would love to see this one stick around. Maybe not in every video of Season 2 but just an occasional pop in.

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Sindel: Bi-Han, that robot advisor you gave me seems to be gaining the ability to lie!
    Sub-Zero: *he’s always had that ability! You’re just using him improperly!*
    *CLASH*
    Sektor: my plan to sabotage- I mean advise the queen is working.
    Sindel: I can’t tell if that was a lie or not!
    Cyrax: I still believe you should have sent me in.
    Sub-Zero: *SILENCE, CYRAX!*

  • @xtucs
    @xtucs ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The Halloween one will always be the one time umgadi will make fun of her self

  • @yusefclark292
    @yusefclark292 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can't wait for the moments of Bi-han denying that Sareena and him are dating

  • @GhostlyPlaysXD
    @GhostlyPlaysXD ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I am never going to get over the umshawty 😂

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Havik: gaze into the face of chaos!
    Kenshi: IM BLIND, MOTHERFUCKER!
    *CLASH*
    Stryker: what a terrible day to have eyes!
    Kenshi: blindness has its benefits…
    Kano: I thought Mileena was ugly! But you, mate?!
    Havik: SILENCE!

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    General Shao: bow before Emperor Shao!
    Reiko: “Emperor Shao”? No, that doesn’t have a ring to it. How about “Shao Kahn”?!
    *CLASH*
    Sektor: “Kahn”. The definition of “Kahn” is a-
    Reiko: shut up, robot! We know what it is! We’re not dumb!
    Goro: Shao Kahn? Why does that sound like deja vu to me?
    General Shao: it’s not deja vu! It’s perfect!

  • @Cobalt_Spartan
    @Cobalt_Spartan ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:29 this is the best one.

    • @eclipsethefox4397
      @eclipsethefox4397 ปีที่แล้ว

      He hasn't said it wrong here, he just confused tf out of Tanya

    • @Cobalt_Spartan
      @Cobalt_Spartan ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eclipsethefox4397 that's what makes it good.

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Havik (wearing his “chaotic evil” gear): like what I did to your pet, rain?!
    Rain: YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR LIFE FOR HURTING “BUBBLES”!
    *CLASH*
    Kano: not gonna lie, ya look pretty spiffy!
    Havik: thank you, Kano!
    Sonya: aww! You named him “Bubbles”!-
    Rain: PREPARE TO DIE, HAVIK!
    *rain performs his “the Red Sea” fatality on havik*
    Rain: rest in peace, bubbles…
    Sonya: I still think it’s cute-
    Rain: SHUT UP!

  • @markus_378
    @markus_378 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Now waiting for “All Hollywood Moments” just to see Tanya get back at Johnny while Sub-Zero keeps wondering why he’s still with them

    • @wolfbrian26
      @wolfbrian26 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      İ want that too

  • @koolaidgamer17
    @koolaidgamer17 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    4 whole minutes of this is what i needed in life

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Goro being unironically sharing Johnny Cage's vibes ever since he broke his sunglasses

  • @seventyNG
    @seventyNG ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cage calling her Umshawty is so on-brand it should be canon

  • @Mortal-Knite
    @Mortal-Knite ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Johnny had it coming.... especially Shao

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sindel: why do you keep talking to Mileena and Tanya about bearing raiden’s child?!
    Kitana: mother, for Argus’ sakes, we used condoms!
    *CLASH*
    Sektor: if used incorrectly, there is an 18% chance of pregnancy-
    Sindel: WAIT WHAT?!
    Kitana: I’m starting to think letting mother make Sektor a royal advisor was a bad idea…
    Cyrax: agreed.

  • @maxmatthews3355
    @maxmatthews3355 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I haven't even finished part 3 yet" 😭😭😭😭

  • @joshuagorski9452
    @joshuagorski9452 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Favorites: Bucciarati, Umthotties, Illuminati, Umgadeeznuts (Especially Gor’s reaction to that last one)

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Baraka: did you develop a cure for tarkat?!
    Shang Tsung: as a matter of fact, I did~
    *CLASH*
    Goro: it’s strange how he hasn’t told-
    Baraka: SILENCE, GORO!
    Sektor: the “serum” is now complete.
    Shang Tsung: get ready, baraka~
    *shang Tsung performs his “side effects” fatality on baraka*
    Shang Tsung: take a lollipop on your way out~

  • @anonluxor470
    @anonluxor470 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In future DLC story Tanya becomes a villain because of this 😂

  • @androkr
    @androkr ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:50 i'm ending this once and for all; it's umgadi

    • @palmtheredknight
      @palmtheredknight ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Umga-Deez nuts!

    • @mariaselvatr2845
      @mariaselvatr2845 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ⁠@@palmtheredknight
      *complete silence*
      *DECAPITATES palmtheredknight*

    • @lilikbelly3804
      @lilikbelly3804 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      BRUTALITY

  • @TvTime231
    @TvTime231 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sub-Zero: you're mine, Worthless Unwhitty warrior!
    Tanya: is Johnny about this?!
    *CLASH*
    Goro: wow, that is savage line i ever see!
    Tanya: Goro, you little-
    Sareena: what is Kentucky?
    Sub-Zero: that is not work you bit-

  • @futurehero2704
    @futurehero2704 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Tanya: why did you record all of this cage?
    Johnny: just for memories
    Goro: and the funnies
    Johnny: this guy gets it
    Sub-Zero (Liang): i honestly fail that you take ANYTHING seriously
    Tanya: by the elder gods...
    (Bonus after that one episode)
    Raiden: i told you NOT to tweet that about lord liu kang's neck being snapped
    Kung lao: so? That so called "god of fire" needs to know my pain
    Sektor: acording to the last event liu kang blew up the timeline just to make a new one
    Kung lao: keep doing it thats not gonna stop me from tweeting it
    Motaro: i wouldnt if i were you
    Raiden: oh shit here he comes...
    *Liu kang grabbed Kung lao and summoned a black hole again*
    Liu kang: never again kung lao
    (Bonus)
    Geras: i told you not to encourage kung lao about your previous timeline
    Shang tsung: the one where i snapped liu kang's neck....he had it coming
    Kano: but coming back as a zombie who knows kung fu was really funny
    Shang tsung: at least he didnt eat my brain
    Frost: is THAT the whole reason he-
    Geras: yes frost thats why

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Liu Kang: why are you interested in the evil clown in my timeline?
    Havik: I heard he’s a joker who drives people bats!
    *CLASH*
    Kano: that guy gave me makeup tips!
    Havik: share them with me after this battle!
    Stryker: I guess you could say we’re about to bring in a FIRESTORM?
    Liu Kang: okay, that was just bad, kurtis.

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Reptile: so… um… sorry about ruining your dress by… “shooting goo” on it…
    Ashrah: … DO IT AGAIN~
    *CLASH*
    Sareena: Ashrah, you kinky bitch!~
    Ashrah: what?~ wanna join?~
    Frost: hey mind if I do too?! I might get recognized that way!
    Reptile: HOLY FUCK-SHIT…
    *reptile performs the aerial quitality*
    Ashrah: aww~ he couldn’t handle me~

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Reptile: why won’t you let me join this “lizard league”, Nolan?
    Omni-Man: because they’re weak as hell, syzoth!
    *CLASH*
    Tremor: please, how weak are they?
    Omni-Man: ONE OF THEM LOST TO A GIANT FISH!
    Shujinko: what is a “lizard league”?
    Reptile: honestly I don’t want to join anymore so don’t worry about it.

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Geras #1: why have you come to this timeline?!
    Geras #2: to give shujinko the knowledge of the entire universe…
    *CLASH*
    Shujinko #2: soon all Shujinkos will know everything!
    Geras #2: yes, my liege…
    Shujinko #1: what are they talking about-
    Geras #1: YOU WILL NOT!
    *geras #1 performed his “temporal execution” fatality on geras #2*
    Shujinko #1: what was that about?
    Geras #1: I’ll explain later.

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Baraka: Kuai Liang, is it me… or did we sound similar long ago?…
    Scorpion: I’ve never had tarkat if that is what you’re asking…
    *CLASH*
    Sub-Zero: *strange, I sound like him too*
    Scorpion: what is going on?!
    Sektor: Steven Jay Blum is an American voice actor. Known for his distinctively deep voice-
    Baraka: WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SOME RANDOM VOICE ACTOR?!

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Johnny Cage: come on, buddy! I promise you’ll be a BIG star!
    Reptile: for the last time, I am not starring in your crappy Godzilla spin-off!
    *CLASH*
    Shujinko: what is a “Godzilla”?
    Reptile: I’ll explain later!
    Stryker: he’d honestly fit in well there!
    Johnny Cage: that’s what I’m talking about!

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sub-Zero #1: *WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!*
    Sub-Zero #2: *sareena commissioned Sektor to make a cloning machine, so here I am!*
    *CLASH*
    Sub-Zero #2: *sareena is going to love this~*
    Sub-Zero (kameo) #1: *indeed she will~*
    Sub-Zero (kameo) #2: *hello! I’ve just been made-*
    Sub-Zero #1: *SAREENA! SEKTOR! YOU’RE BOTH DEAD!*

  • @slayallrebels5996
    @slayallrebels5996 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This has to be my second favorite running gag in the series, behind Sub Zero's relationship with Sareena.

  • @crimson5pider
    @crimson5pider ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "What?! I deadass thought that's what their name was!"😂

  • @hiroshiii000
    @hiroshiii000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bukkake, Unagi, Bugatti, Tsunami, Bucciarti, Umami, Umthotties (Umthotty), Origami, Illuminati, Umshawty, Umga-Deez Nuts
    I love these 😂❤

  • @CW2K
    @CW2K ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Poor Tanya. I hope we can get the "I'll Explain Later" episode.

  • @the-boy-with-glasses
    @the-boy-with-glasses ปีที่แล้ว +8

    After how long, Tanya finally got fed up with all of Johnny's nonsense lol

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Reiko: make this a real challenge! Fight me without sento!
    Kenshi: you do realize I can’t see without it, right?!
    *CLASH*
    Stryker: did you do something to his eyes?
    Reiko: don’t ask me, ask Mileena!
    Sonya blade: I thought Shang Tsung took his eyes?
    Kenshi: that was before kronika fucked up the spacetime continuum!

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omni-Man: i will BURN this realm DOWN before i spend another MINUTE listening to your horrible performance!
    Nitara: what’s wrong with my voice, nolan?…
    *CLASH*
    Shujinko: what is a “performance”?
    Nitara: i dunno.
    Tremor: she can’t even deliver an “I’ll explain later” joke!
    Omni-Man: maybe THIS TIME you’ll learn…
    *omni-man performs his “trained killer” fatality on nitara*
    Omni-Man: even in death, you can’t act…

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Kung Lao: let’s make this a challenge! I fight without my hat, and you fight without sento!
    Kenshi: Kung Lao, I need it to see, goddamnit!
    *CLASH*
    Darrius: you do realize that’s a lose-lose situation, right?
    Kung Lao: hey, if he’s not chicken, he’s gonna take it!
    Jax Briggs: he’s playin’ you, ya know right?
    Kenshi: I’m ashamed to admit it, but I almost agreed…

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ashrah: you know, Havik, if you join us on our side, we can have lots more dance parties with you!
    Havik: that… that sounds lovely!
    *CLASH*
    Scorpion: damn, did that actually work?
    Ashrah: you see? Friendship is magic!
    Motaro: could this be the start of a brand new storyline in the mortal kombat universe?
    Havik: hmm… nah!
    *Havik performs his “RAD-ius incision” fatality on Ashrah*

  • @alexfischer7876
    @alexfischer7876 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *Johnny Cage:* Do you wish to visit Kawasaki?
    *Tanya:* Not as much as I want to see _Jollyhood._
    (Clash)
    *Goro:* Wait... did she just-
    *Johnny Cage:* Yep. How many times I've told you that it's pronounced "Hollywood"?
    *Sub-Zero:* I am enjoying this so much, Tanya.
    *Tanya:* If you can't beat them... _join them._

  • @spectralslayer151
    @spectralslayer151 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I totally missed the one where Tanya merked Shao, but awesome to see all of them here! Thank you so much for these hilarious intros, fam! Johnny and Tanya are wonderfully funny.
    So, I continue to share a brain cell with Johnny, thoughta calling them Coombarbies. What about you guys?

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sub zero: *smoke is not enough to defeat me, tomas!*
    Smoke: are you sure? Considering how your voice sounds, smoking’s doing quite a lot of damage!
    *CLASH*
    Scorpion: you burnt that man to a FUCKING CRISP, smoke!
    Smoke: really? I was just trying to reach him the dangers of smoking!
    Sareena: seriously, dear, do you smoke cigarettes or do you EAT them?
    Sub Zero: *im already chewing the gum, woman! What more do you want?!*

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kenshi: so what’s this about me having a son that joins the shirai ryu?
    Scorpion: wrong timeline, old man.
    *CLASH*
    Sub-Zero: *i thought you wished to make him a member of the lin kuei!*
    Kenshi: wrong Kenshi, old man.
    Sektor: according to kombat pack reveals, Takeda-
    Scorpion: I’ve already seen the trailer, Sektor!

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Shang Tsung: what’s wrong, empress?~ is my tarkat vaccine not working anymore?~
    Mileena: actually, I just wanted to thank you for using crushed kytinn larva in its recipe!
    *CLASH*
    Scorpion: honestly I approve of using that recipe.
    Mileena: not only does it help, it does wonders!
    Motaro: you’re actually using them?
    Shang Tsung: everybody hates D’vorah so why not?~

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sindel: according to a website called “the 34th rule”, I must “punish” you for sleeping with my daughter…~
    Raiden: oh god, I may know where this is going…
    *CLASH*
    Kung Lao: DAAAMN! Raiden’s gonna get dommed by a queenly milf!
    Raiden: Kung Lao, stop talking!
    Sindel: what is a “milf”?
    Shujinko: I’ll explain later.

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kung Lao: what made you decide to get with syzoth?
    Ashrah: ONE WORD: TONGUE.
    *CLASH*
    Sub Zero: *by the elder gods, what the fuck?!*
    Kung Lao: … like the whole thing or just the tip?
    Sareena: just because he’s cold-blooded doesn’t make him less hot!
    Ashrah: my thoughts exactly~

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tanya: why have you come to me, earthrealmer?!
    Raiden: um… I would like to know if there’s anything I can do to… please a princess better in bed…
    *CLASH*
    Goro: maybe he can try one of those centaurian sex toys you keep in your drawer-
    Tanya: GORO, I SWEAR TO ARGUS, IM GOING TO KILL YOU!
    Raiden: what is a “sex toy”?
    Shujinko: I’ll explain later…

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Havik: I’m going to make you eat my own heart…
    Omni-Man: okay, THAT was a great line!
    *CLASH*
    Tremor: I think he’s serious-
    Omni-Man: shut it, tremor!
    Darrius: Havik?~
    Havik: remember what I promised you…
    *Havik performed his “atomic heart” fatality on omni-man*
    Havik: merry Christmas…

    • @VoidCaesar
      @VoidCaesar ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice death battle callback. Would be even better when Homelander drops

    • @noahblair3020
      @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@VoidCaesar
      Agreed.

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Liu kang: why is it you wish to fight me?
    Sindel: because you locked my husband in the kombat pack with homelander and Omni-man!
    *CLASH*
    Kano: we already got too many ninjas in this game, luv-
    Sindel: SILENCE, KANO!
    Stryker: eh, he’s better off than us!
    Liu Kang: some cuts had to be made, alright?

  • @idiotnoob751
    @idiotnoob751 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Good job umhoty very funny 😂

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Liu Kang: you will not free onaga, reiko!
    Reiko: HAHAHA! Like you can stop me, fire god!
    *CLASH*
    Motaro: shall we ride off now, reiko?
    Reiko: soon that pathetic beast of a dragon will be mine!
    Shujinko: WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM?!
    Liu Kang: Shujinko, why are you getting upset-
    *Shujinko uses his “five point strike” fatality on reiko*
    Shujinko: I may not know much but I know how to protect my man…
    Liu Kang: by the elder gods, maybe there’s a reason we don’t teach him things…

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Johnny Cage: are you made because me and Kenshi kicked your ass at Shang Tsung’s lab?
    Tanya: no, I’m mad because you called me a BITCH at Shang Tsung’s lab!
    *CLASH*
    Goro: to be honest, you were sort of acting like one-
    Tanya: IF YOU AGREE WITH HIM, YOU’LL JOIN HIM IN DEATH!
    Sub-Zero: *seriously, can I get kameo’d with anybody else?*
    Johnny Cage: come on! I’m such a charmer!

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Reptile: your disguise doesn’t fool me, Havik!
    Smoke: huh?! What do you mean?!
    *CLASH*
    Darrius: damn, Havik! He might got you-
    Smoke: shut up, Darrius! He doesn’t know!
    Kung Lao: you sure this is the guy?
    Reptile: allow me to prove it!
    *reptile performs his “damn tasty!” brutality on smoke, where the glitch occurs where smoke’s arm reappears after it gets bitten off*
    Reptile: ha! Told ya!

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Reptile: really?! There’s a fusion of us called “Klockodile”?!
    Geras: he will be the first to be wiped from existence…
    *CLASH*
    Kano: “klockodile”? That’s a good name, mate!
    Geras: I am not here for your compliments, Kano…
    Stryker: Klockodile? Don’t you mean tick tock Croc-
    Reptile: not that clock crocodile,Stryker!

  • @boxyfox8896
    @boxyfox8896 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    We need an interaction where Johnny mentions his 3 million dollars Bugatti, but instead he says it as "Bumgatti"

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kenshi: the immortal gouged your eyes and yet you still have them?!
    Omni-Man: uh… pure luck?
    *CLASH*
    Tremor: honestly, I’m as confused as you are-
    Omni-Man: SHUT IT, TREMOR!
    Kano: what, you afraid of others losin’ eyes, takahashi?!
    Kenshi: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP, KANO!

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    General Shao: you call your girlfriend “woman”?! That’s so fucking sexist!
    Sub Zero: *shut up! Shang Tsung told me you merely called Sindel “wife” in the past timeline!*
    *CLASH*
    Darrius: so misogyny’s where you draw the line, but you’re fine with callin’ me ni-
    General Shao: DO AS YOU’RE TOLD!
    Kung Lao: honestly that’s a step up from the previous timeline!
    Sub Zero: *HE WAS WORSE?!*

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mileena: YOU RULE AN ENTIRE PLANET OF KYTINN?!
    Omni-Man: they’re called “thraxans” but basically, yeah!
    *CLASH*
    Tremor: I don’t think she likes that-
    Omni-Man: NO SHIT, TREMOR!
    Cyrax: order 69?
    Mileena: NO! EXECUTE ORDER 66!
    Cyrax: yes, empress.
    *Cyrax performs his “annihilation” fatality on omni-man*

    • @mariaselvatr2845
      @mariaselvatr2845 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      (Acts like Shujinko) What is the Order 66?

    • @noahblair3020
      @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mariaselvatr2845
      I’ll explain later.

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Scorpion #1: hello, scorpion! I am scorpion!
    Scorpion #2: no you are not! I am scorpion!
    *CLASH*
    Scorpion #1 (kameo): he’s right, scorpion! He is scorpion!
    Scorpion #1: thank you, scorpion!
    Scorpion #2 (kameo): hello, scorpion! I am scorpion!
    Scorpion #2: he’s scorpion, he’s scorpion, he’s scorpion, I’M SCORPION! Are there any other scorpions I need to know about?!
    *scorpion #1 performed his “gang war” fatality on scorpion #2*

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Li Mei: what was the real reason you kicked me out of the origami, Tanya?
    Tanya: BECAUSE YOU TAKE TOO MUCH JOKE INSPIRATION FROM JOHNNY CAGE!
    *CLASH*
    Goro: yes! Another person mispronouncing the-
    Tanya: goro, I’m about to take you down as well!
    Sonya Blade: are you trying to be like my husband?!
    Li Mei: you both aren’t together in this timeline!

  • @Aniga34574
    @Aniga34574 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wonder how a Good Shang Tsung dialog match would go?
    Li Mei: You must be an idiot to think that you can just waltz into town.
    Good Shang Tsung:(Berating himself) Should have listen to Geras and waited for his Master.
    Sindel: If you think you could walk away with no consequences, you are sorely mistaken.
    Good Shang Tsung: Well, making the Tarkatan's more peaceful was always going to make your army weak.
    Good Shang Tsung: I must say, that's an interesting hair style. How long did it take to keep it like that?
    Tanya: If you think pleasantries will save your dammed hide, you have another thing coming.
    Ashura: This can't be right, how are there little evil in you?!
    Good Shang Tsung: If you can tell, does that mean we can talk?
    *CLASH Against Good Shang Tsung*
    Good Shang Tsung: Okay then, never mind!

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Li Mei: I knew you were trouble when you walked in…
    Shang Tsung: So shame on me now?~
    *CLASH*
    Goro: he flew me to places I’ve never been!
    Li Mei: until you were lying on the cold hard ground!
    Cyrax: o-oh! o-oh!
    Shang Tsung: trouble?~ trouble?~ trouble?~

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omni-Man: why did you invite me here, Tanya?
    Tanya: so you can join my JCMA meetings, the Johnny Cage Mispronunciations Anonymous…
    *CLASH*
    Tanya: together, we can get the help we need.
    Goro: plus we have cookies!
    Tanya: and we have cookies…
    Tremor: doesn’t your wife go to meetings like these?
    Omni-Man: eh, I guess this could be worth a shot…

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rain: what makes you think you can defeat me?!
    Sub-Zero: rain, ice is LITERALLY frozen water!
    *CLASH*
    Sektor: according to my calculations, ice is made of-
    Sub-Zero: SILENCE, SEKTOR!
    Frost: yeah, you’re kinda screwed.
    Rain: oh shit-
    *sub-zero performs his “krushed ice” brutality on rain*
    Sub-Zero: next time, read a damn book!

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Havik: I’m a better singer than YOU, empress!
    Sindel: you sing Mozart ONCE and suddenly you think you’re gold?!
    *CLASH*
    Darrius: his version of “somewhere beyond the sea” is fucking phenomenal!
    Havik: agreed!
    Shujinko: what is a “Mozart”-
    Sindel: ALRIGHT FINE! YOU WANT MUSIC?! ILL GIVE YOU MUSIC!
    *Sindel performs her “living the scream” fatality on havik*
    Sindel: now that’s music~
    Shujinko: well, it was certainly no Mozart.
    Sindel: I THOUGHT YOU DIDNT KNOW WHO HE WAS!!!

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sub-Zero: *this “Kano” fellow told me that you knew where that Kabal bastard is!*
    Kenshi: stay out of FBI business, Bi-Han!
    *CLASH*
    Kano: don’t let that stop ya, mate!
    Sub-Zero: *trust me, I won’t!*
    Kenshi: um…
    Sareena: sweetie, I’m sorry about not telling you about my crush! But I still love you and now I’ll show it!
    *sareena performs her “inner demon” fatality on sub-zero, repeatedly saying “I love you”*
    Sub-Zero: … I… LOVE YOU… TOO…
    Kenshi: … is it weird I’m jealous of you two?

  • @TvTime231
    @TvTime231 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mileena: how is your Musashi going?
    Tanya: Mileena, not you too!
    *CLASH*
    Goro: how Empress to pronunciation this?
    Tanya: Damn you, Jonathan Carlton!
    Darrius: how to get this?
    Mileena: i use Internet about joke!

  • @jacobbaker5442
    @jacobbaker5442 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love how you called them umgadi moments

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Raiden: It doesn’t matter to me if you can control lightning too, I’m just glad we have something in common!
    Rain: DAMN IT, RAIDEN! WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN WHOLESOME?!
    *CLASH*
    Kung Lao: it’s so annoying-
    Rain: shut up! He has lightning powers and plot armor! He has the right to flex!
    Raiden: madam Bo always said-
    Shujinko: what’s a “madam Bo”?
    Raiden: I’ll explain later.

    • @OptFrancis
      @OptFrancis ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Who is "Madam Bo"

    • @radiantwolf9724
      @radiantwolf9724 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@OptFrancisI’ll explain later

  • @PCMan8922
    @PCMan8922 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Me: "Let Goro talk, Tanyadi!"

  • @SilasandJaxx
    @SilasandJaxx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I seen this video, i laughed horribly, you earned a new sub dude!

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kenshi: why is Johnny cage saying you killed my son?!
    Kitana: um… no reason?
    *CLASH*
    Cyrax: do not worry. You can purchase him in the kombat pack.
    Kenshi: WRONG TAKEDA!
    Scorpion: wait, I’m takeda now?!
    Kitana: not now, scorpion!

    • @ravenblackheart555
      @ravenblackheart555 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IT IS STILL TAKEDA TAKAHASHI, HE’S JUST KENSHI’S COUSIN INSTEAD OF HIS SON NOW, THE INTROS WERE DATAMINED.