Smoke: So what's happening between you and Sareena? Sub-Zero: I think she mad at me for bringing up Kabal. Sareena: Like I can get mad at you cutey patootie. Sub-Zero: STOP CALLING ME THAT!! Shujinko: What's a cutie-- Smoke: What did I say about asking questions?
I tried leaving mine as a little lore idea, also if you can make this an entire vid Scorpion: We heard you and sareena were getting married, perhaps we- Sub zero: Wait No no no We are not getting married?! CLASH Cyrax: We are having both clans join in the marriage at the fire gardens Scorpion: Perhaps we can also have this as a peaceful matters day Sektor: According to the invites, Sareena wanted to- Sub zero: WAIT SAREENA INVITED EVERYONE?!
Intro dialogue for your next video Ashrah: since we are a couple, I’ll give you the reach around Reptile: what is the reach around? (Ashrah hits reptile) Scorpion: wait, you don’t know what that means? Reptile: I’m not from Earthrealm Johnny Blaze! Sonya: who’s gonna tell him? Ashrah: he’ll see when I beat the meat! (Johnny and Omni man clash) Omni Man: what are you about to say? Johnny: oh nothing Mr Jameson (Omni Man punches Johnny Cage) Shujinko: who is Mr Jameson Johnny: you’ll see (Johnny flips off Omni Man) Kano: well wait until Spider-Man sees this Omni Man: who the fuck is Spider-Man?
Johnny: You know, looking at you closely? I think you'd actually make a damn good plushie. Shao: What...is a plushie? Goro: Maybe it's like those cool statues in front of monuments? Shao: Then I want ten of them! Shujinko: I disagree. He is neither cute nor huggable. Johnny: I'm surprised you even know what a plushie is!
Omni-Man: "I'm sorry, but I can't tell you his name." Raiden: "Why not? I've heard your son is a great hero." *CLASH!* Sektor: "He's earthquake powerful. Like a tidal wave." Raiden: "The more I learn the more I want to know." Kano: "Just tell the wanka already!" Omni-Man: "Fine... He's called-" *INSERT INVINCIBLE TITLE CARD!*
I love the way you use skins to voice and distinguish MK11 Sub-Zero and Scorpion from their MK1 counterparts. Kinda makes me want to see them interact with each other. Edit: MK1 Sub-Zero interacts with MK11 Scorpion... nice! Now if only all of them can interact together xD.
The following dialogue is dubbed in French -Kitana: I never knew I could speak French fluently. -Kung Lao: You can’t, I was messing around with the language settings. -Goro: Is that why Countess Jade hates you? -Kung Lao: Yes, Goro, Yes. -Motaro: I want to break your neck like a baguette, Kung Lao! -Kitana: That makes two of us. Edit: I got another one but it’s in English -Sub-Zero(Bi Han): I lied about your hat, Kung Lao. It makes for a ‘necks’cellent weapon. -Kung Lao: You just had to turn a compliment into a neck joke, did you, Bi Han?! -Kano: I must admit, it got a crack out of me. -Kung Lao: You’re not helping, Kano! -Sareena: Ooh! That was a good one! -Sub-Zero(Bi Han): Thank you darling, I’ve been practicing that one.
Omni-Man: Umthottie? Bugatti? Tsunami? Tanya: Only Johnny Cage may use these names and live. Goro: He’s hardly intimidating, snow cone. Tanya: I’M NOT A SNOW CONE! Sub-Zero: He’s talking about me. Omni-Man: You’re a snow cone?
Mileena: YOU RULE AN ENTIRE PLANET OF KYTINN?! Omni-Man: they’re called “thraxans” but basically, yeah! *CLASH* Tremor: I don’t think she likes that- Omni-Man: NO SHIT, TREMOR! Cyrax: order 69? Mileena: NO! EXECUTE ORDER 66! Cyrax: yes, empress. *Cyrax performs his “annihilation” fatality on omni-man*
*Reptile:* I plan to marry Ashrah. Can you help me? *Kenshi:* Anything you want, Syzoth. (Clash) *Sonya Blade:* Finally! One relationship goal accomplished! *Reptile:* _Not yet._ I have to make amends first. *Sareena:* I always wanted to be a bridesmaid. *Kenshi:* I suck at being the best man. I'll consult with Cage- *Reptile (off-screen):* _LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS!_
Geras: I am sorry Kung Lao but it will never stop. Kung Lao: Oh bullshit! I know Liu Kang could make a timeline with no neck jokes. Sektor: Neck jokes increase pair bonding and comraderie. Kung Lao: Shut up discount Iron Man. Sonya: They are pretty funny though. Geras: It is the “necksus” (nexus) that binds us. Kung Lao: Oh you mother fu-
Johnny: Hey you know those 4 kids your Titan squeeze killed on the pyramid? We got some questions. Liu Kang: Some things are better left unknown Johnny Cage. Sonya: Seriously, why did she look like me? Johnny: And why did she know some of my moves? What gives? Jax: Yeah and what about that other girl there too? Liu Kang: Shang Tsung you absolute son of a bit-
Omni-Man: If you find a certain Homelander stopping by, tell him I'm going to feed him his own heart. Johnny Cage: Small world, I want to tell him that too! Kano: Hey, ripping out hearts is my thing! Johnny Cage: Wanna come with us? Kung Lao: Does everyone hate Homelander that much? Omni-Man: Spend two minutes around him and you'll see my point.
Sindel: why do you keep talking to Mileena and Tanya about bearing raiden’s child?! Kitana: mother, for Argus’ sakes, we used condoms! *CLASH* Sektor: if used incorrectly, there is an 18% chance of pregnancy- Sindel: WAIT WHAT?! Kitana: I’m starting to think letting mother make Sektor a royal advisor was a bad idea… Cyrax: agreed.
Ashrah: I've already slayed many of your kind! Nitara: Then suffer the Revenge of the Fallen! Sektor: Improbable, the dead can not seek revenge. Ashrah: I've seen it happen, Sektor. Tremor: It's time to roll out! Nitara: No matter the cost.
Johnny : You, Sareena and Nitara should form a badass heavy metal band!! Ashrah : What does this have to do with forming the Order of Light? Shujinko Johnny’s Kameo : What is a Heavy Metal Band? Johnny : You’ll see old man. Sareena : For once, I kinda like his idea, sister. Ashrah : The answer is no, sister.
Here's an idea I always wanted to see... Remember when Raiden met Smoke in Chapter 1 of the story mode, when Raiden was paying Madam Bo and his money flew in the wind into Smoke's hands. What if Raiden wants his dollar back or his confronts Smoke for stealing his money? Something like: Smoke: "You said dinner would be on you." Raiden: "You did steal a dollar from me during Liu Kang's test." Kano (Or most other "ameos): "And I thought I was cheap," Smoke: "It's called acting Raiden, I didn't think you would get smoked up about it." Tremor: "It still wasn't very 'coal' of you." Raiden: "I fight for total justice you thief."
Geras: Are you Alright, Princess? Kitana: I don't know...I feel like my chest is burning! And for some reason I'm craving pickles dipped in frozen delights... *Clash breaks off* Sonya: Careful there, Kitana. You look like your gonna collapse. Kitana: OH REALLY? WHAT TIPPED YOU OFF, GENIUS!? Kung Lao: chestburns, Weird food combinations, Kitana's change of mood...you don't think she's- Geras: It's best if we keep are "necks" out of this. Kung Lao: Yeah, you might be ri- OH YOU MOTHERFU-
Liang Sub-Zero: So, if you are now Scorpion, what happens to Hanzo Liang Scorpion: He is currently the first true student of the Shirai Ryu Liang Scorpion: I hope he doesn’t repeat his history. Kameo Kung Lao: Believe me, I understand the same struggles. Kameo Scorpion: I hope your variant treats Harumi well to live gracefully. Liang Sub-Zero: For all our sakes, Hanzo.
Smoke: So what is that new movie you're starring in Johnny? Johnny: It's about a psycho killer that stuffs dead kids into animatronics and makes them come to life! -clash- Cyrax: Why does that sound vaguely familiar? Smoke: Yeah it's like I'm getting Deja Vu? Sektor: Don't worry about it. Johnny: Did I trigger a hidden memory between you all? --------- I always thought a FNAF joke with the Cyber Lin Kuei would be hilarious!
Johnny: Syzoth, what's it like dating a former demon? Reptile: It's far better than I could ever ask for. Sonya: Awww relati-! Johnny: Shut up, Sonya! Sub Zero: Why do we keep her around? Reptile: She's friends with Jax.
Geras : " Why dont you buy a "neck" lace, Kung Lao? " Kung Lao : "That is a good idea, Ben" Clashes Shujinko : "Who is Ben? " Kung Lao : "Cyrax, explain it!" Cyrax : " According to Creepypasta Fandom, Ben Drowne-" Geras : "Damn you, Neckson. Who told you that? "(Kung Lao laughing)
Sub-Zero (original): Have you fought a caped wonder named Superman? Omni-Man: That Kryptonian boy scout? Not yet. Kung Lao: Oh Supes is gonna kick your ass! Omni-Man: Nobody asked you, Necktie. Shujinko: What is a Kryptonian? Sub-Zero: I won't explain.
Reiko: make this a real challenge! Fight me without sento! Kenshi: you do realize I can’t see without it, right?! *CLASH* Stryker: did you do something to his eyes? Reiko: don’t ask me, ask Mileena! Sonya blade: I thought Shang Tsung took his eyes? Kenshi: that was before kronika fucked up the spacetime continuum!
Sindel: Bi-Han, that robot advisor you gave me seems to be gaining the ability to lie! Sub-Zero: *he’s always had that ability! You’re just using him improperly!* *CLASH* Sektor: my plan to sabotage- I mean advise the queen is working. Sindel: I can’t tell if that was a lie or not! Cyrax: I still believe you should have sent me in. Sub-Zero: *SILENCE, CYRAX!*
Sindel: I’ve heard you have a weakness for high frequencies?~ Omni-Man: DON’T. YOU. DARE. *CLASH* Sektor: according to my calculations, viltrumites can die at frequencies of- Sindel: I already know~ Tremor: um… can I go now? Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR! *Sindel performs her “living the scream” fatality on omni-man*
Johnny Cage: "You don't seem to understand 'Omni-bro'. Hollywood isn't yours to conquer." Omni-man: "So who are you? The Superpowered Jester?" Omni-man: "I'm going to feed you your own heart." Havik: "Not if I feed you mine, first!" *Insert Fatality*
Scorpion: no one else has started shipping us, have they Smoke: I can’t say that I know for sure. Tremor: shipping somebody will make other people “hard as a rock” Smoke: SHUT UP TREMOR. Shujinko: what does “hard as a rock”mean? Scorpion: you DON’T want to know.
Havik: gaze into the face of chaos! Kenshi: IM BLIND, MOTHERFUCKER! *CLASH* Stryker: what a terrible day to have eyes! Kenshi: blindness has its benefits… Kano: I thought Mileena was ugly! But you, mate?! Havik: SILENCE!
Mileena: Now mother to be fair to Kitana, he is Earthrealm’s champion. Sindel: Oh don’t you defend her on this Mileena! Goro: You’re one to talk Princess, not with you and- Mileena: One more word Goro and I’ll have your tongue Motaro: Empress, Raiden is kinda cute though. Sindel: Wait what did you just say?! Motaro: Nothing.
Man mine still didnt make it ohwell ill leave it out Scorpion: heard you and sareena are getting married, perhaps we could- Sub zero: Wait No No No We are not getting married! Cyrax: we have both Clans coming together for this wedding Scorpion: figure we make it a peaceful matters day aswell Sektor: According to the invites it was sareena that gave us- Sub zero: IM SORRY BUT SHE TOLD EVERYONE?!
0:40 Thanks for adding my custom dialogue on the video (first half actually)😁. Hopefully you’ll include Kitana’s impressions, including anime references depending on either Karen Stassman or Kari Wahlgren’s characters list.
Omg hearing Steve Blum as Sub-Zero again through Sub’s DA skin as Kuai Liang is perfect!!! Thank you OddgiantAf you don’t know how much this means to me.
Tomas: Tell me again, why do we keep teasing Kung Lao? Johnny: Because Kano isn’t around enough. (Hits) Kano: What do you mean by that? Johnny: Nothing Yamcha. Shujinko: What’s a Yamcha? Tomas: I’ll explain later.
Honestly, we need more fighting game meta bits with the MK cast. It feels funny when Sareena and Cyrax are surprised they're getting nerfed and Liu Kang is their "provider" of the patch. Plus with the inclusion of the previous timeline's cast (a.k.a. MK11 Sub-Zero and the ice cream bit), they'd brag about what's their strongest asset and getting joked upon when they receive nerfs.
Johnny Cage: sooo what’s this about you killing my daughter? Kitana: um… would you believe that was in another timeline? *CLASH* Sektor: by all technicalities, you have not had her yet. Kitana: if you kill someone that doesn’t exist, is it really murder? Kano: lucky bastard, child support costs a bloody fortune these days. Johnny Cage: you guys are way too cool with this!
Sonya: He’s really great when we are in the- Smoke: Not the time Sonya! Sareena: Aw don’t worry, you’ll find someone ‘necks’ time. Kung Lao: I’m single, and still being made fun of!
JC: Your Yakuza hunting days are over, Kenshi. Give me the Sento. Kenshi: If you want it, then you'll have to take it. *Clash* Kenshi: But you already knew that. Tremor (Kameo): Now that is *stone* cold. JC: I had a feeling you'd say that. Sub Zero (Kameo): I fear a storm is approaching soon. JC: You know it.
Raiden: If you don't mind me asking, what's with the Bugatti? Tanya: First Cage and now you, are all Earthrealmers incompetent!? Goro: I think he means the ca- Tanya: Quiet, Goro! Raiden: Soooo...if it doesn't belong to it, can I have it? Cyrax: I have already analyzed the optimal hotwiring method. Later: Sindel: Matron Superior, I demand to know where my horseless chariot is! Tanya: IIIIIIII don't know what you mean, Empress. Goro: She let the Earthrealmers steal it. Tanya: Go to hell, Goro! Li Mei: Haha, not my fault this time! Sindel: I will have your head for this!
Liu Kang: Don't even THINK of taking credit for Shao's Rebellion falling! Shang Tsung: Deny it all you want, Keeper of Time Kano: Look at you, getting something done. Tsung: I swear I'm the only reason this Timeline still exists. Sektor: The destruction of Shao's investments was key to his fall. Kang: SHUT. UP.
Liu Kang (1): “I don’t know why you guys give Shujinko so much shit. You know he’s like Mahoraga, right?” Liu Kang (2): “What the hell is a Mahoraga?” Shujinko (1): “It would be more accurate to say we’re like Yuuta.” Liu Kang (1): “Oh yeah. You right.” Liu Kang (2): “Who the hell is Yuuta?” Shujinko (2): “I’ll explain later.”
here’s another idea- havik: HAHAHAH SEIDO IS DONE FOR rain: gone under yes darrius: hmmm… now what? havik: huh i didn’t think this through… you said cage is having a party…? rain: i’ll let you three figure this out i have a date with khameleon at 8:30 shujinko: thank you for breaking me out of jail before you flooded seido, dairou havik: STOP CALLING ME BY MY SLAVE NAME!
Johnny Cage (Mirror Match) Johnny 1: I hate to kick my own ass. Johnny 2: But we all know it's got to be done! Sonya: Didn't you do that in a previous timeline? Johnny 2: And damn did it ever feel good! Kung Lao: Johnny could learn a thing or two about humility. Johnny 1: Hark who's talking you hypocrite!
Wait, if Shunjiko knows what the term "mommy" can mean... *Then who TF does he consider a mommy??* P.S. Also Shunjiko: "What is a tsundere?" Scorpion: "Ill explain la--Y'know what, never mind."
Raiden: It doesn’t matter to me if you can control lightning too, I’m just glad we have something in common! Rain: DAMN IT, RAIDEN! WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN WHOLESOME?! *CLASH* Kung Lao: it’s so annoying- Rain: shut up! He has lightning powers and plot armor! He has the right to flex! Raiden: madam Bo always said- Shujinko: what’s a “madam Bo”? Raiden: I’ll explain later.
Havik: I’m going to make you eat my own heart… Omni-Man: okay, THAT was a great line! *CLASH* Tremor: I think he’s serious- Omni-Man: shut it, tremor! Darrius: Havik?~ Havik: remember what I promised you… *Havik performed his “atomic heart” fatality on omni-man* Havik: merry Christmas…
Kenshi: why is Johnny cage saying you killed my son?! Kitana: um… no reason? *CLASH* Cyrax: do not worry. You can purchase him in the kombat pack. Kenshi: WRONG TAKEDA! Scorpion: wait, I’m takeda now?! Kitana: not now, scorpion!
So I got rid of the idea buckets, since they got buried in my community posts, so feel free to leave your ideas in the comments! :)
Vegemite is MY thing!
Smoke: So what's happening between you and Sareena?
Sub-Zero: I think she mad at me for bringing up Kabal.
Sareena: Like I can get mad at you cutey patootie.
Sub-Zero: STOP CALLING ME THAT!!
Shujinko: What's a cutie--
Smoke: What did I say about asking questions?
I tried leaving mine as a little lore idea, also if you can make this an entire vid
Scorpion: We heard you and sareena were getting married, perhaps we-
Sub zero: Wait No no no We are not getting married?!
CLASH
Cyrax: We are having both clans join in the marriage at the fire gardens
Scorpion: Perhaps we can also have this as a peaceful matters day
Sektor: According to the invites, Sareena wanted to-
Sub zero: WAIT SAREENA INVITED EVERYONE?!
Intro dialogue for your next video
Ashrah: since we are a couple, I’ll give you the reach around
Reptile: what is the reach around?
(Ashrah hits reptile)
Scorpion: wait, you don’t know what that means?
Reptile: I’m not from Earthrealm Johnny Blaze!
Sonya: who’s gonna tell him?
Ashrah: he’ll see when I beat the meat!
(Johnny and Omni man clash)
Omni Man: what are you about to say?
Johnny: oh nothing Mr Jameson
(Omni Man punches Johnny Cage)
Shujinko: who is Mr Jameson
Johnny: you’ll see
(Johnny flips off Omni Man)
Kano: well wait until Spider-Man sees this
Omni Man: who the fuck is Spider-Man?
Ngl, I saw it coming
Them being shocked Shunjiko actually knows what mommy means is hilarious 😂
Shit caught me so off guard lmao
He even knows p0®|\| in the previous video where mileena do not know what is p0®|\|
I was actually shocked to mate
Hes a guy who knows the corn you expect him not to know what mommy means?
In the next episode, we'll have to know about Shujinko's browser history
Shujinko actually knew something for once
Its fucking scary
@@deadzone4155 bros obtaining to much knowledge 💀
There's a reason why liu kang wants shujinko to know nothing
He does already know what Porn is
@@spider-man5544 nah I feel like bro been hiding something and he’s just been acting dumb on purpose
Liu Kang really pulled out the "canon even" card 💀
Imagine if after beyond the spider verse is released, they get Miguel as a guest character
@@Voltar_99I'm 100% sure he's going after Hanzo for his.... Canon Event.
@@ArnieOcfemiacanon even*
Johnny: You know, looking at you closely? I think you'd actually make a damn good plushie.
Shao: What...is a plushie?
Goro: Maybe it's like those cool statues in front of monuments?
Shao: Then I want ten of them!
Shujinko: I disagree. He is neither cute nor huggable.
Johnny: I'm surprised you even know what a plushie is!
I understood that reference
Good one
Nice Injustice 2 reference 👌
suggestion:
I think "I want ten!" fits Shao better, sort of like a demanding tone
I'd like is kinda too polite even for him
The smoke and Omni man dialogue was pure gold, I played spider man 1 and 2, it was really funny
funny that Smoke and spiderman shared the same voice actor.
Yup, the one and only Yuri Lowenthal
@@NERBOY1986OOOOOHHHHH....... That's where the joke came from.
Sometimes, the AI does REALLY well with Nitara’s voice. I love the delivery at 3:19.
Bruh they could have used ai for more emotion voice lines 😅
You know actors gotta be worried when _A.I._ can deliver their lines better than the actual person.
The fact the AI's deliver is better than the actual actress is both hilarious and terrifying.
to be fair, Nitara's an outlier in that discussion
Sad isn't it?
Omni-Man: "I'm sorry, but I can't tell you his name."
Raiden: "Why not? I've heard your son is a great hero."
*CLASH!*
Sektor: "He's earthquake powerful. Like a tidal wave."
Raiden: "The more I learn the more I want to know."
Kano: "Just tell the wanka already!"
Omni-Man: "Fine... He's called-"
*INSERT INVINCIBLE TITLE CARD!*
Uhh didn't we get that one?
@@eclipsethefox4397 Yup. See my YOUR custom AI Intros video, I used thathero's suggestion there.
“Tsundere Bi Han does not exist, he can't harm you”
Tsundere Bi Han: 1:39
Tsundere Bi Han is new...
You mean vegeta?
If there's a British Liu Kang then we need Mexican Kung Lao who wants share his proud homemade tacos
Excuse you! It should totally be his famous cornchip hat rimmed with guacamole from that one Despicable Me movie.
@@KL-ki8db OMFG! why did i completely forgot about that!
Bi-Juan is a better idea.
@KL-ki8db screw the guacamole. I want nacho cheese.
You've been heard of Johnny Cage mispronouncing Umgadi.
*Now prepare for Johnny Cage (again) mispronouncing Viltrumite.*
Omni-Man better get out of the timeline before his brain completely rots. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
He's going to have a field day with Homelander.
@@dastvan8002now I wanna see Johnny infuriating Homelander
Don't forget that Third Cardinal, Li Mei. At least she isn't Second Fiddle yet.
@@dastvan8002Homelander about to melt his own brain off just to escape
I love the way you use skins to voice and distinguish MK11 Sub-Zero and Scorpion from their MK1 counterparts. Kinda makes me want to see them interact with each other.
Edit: MK1 Sub-Zero interacts with MK11 Scorpion... nice! Now if only all of them can interact together xD.
Have the main Scorpion and Subzerro be the Mk1 ones and have the cameos be the MK11 ones
Can we have Hanzo being pissed off of why Kaui Liang is married to Harumi in this timeline.
@@jlgonzales2322 happened already in an MK11 video
@@clexpaws5593 No! The Kuai Liang of the new timeline (aka current Scropion) being confronted by Hanzo
@@jlgonzales2322Somehow that unironically pissed me off, as much as how perfect Liu Kang's timeline is.
The following dialogue is dubbed in French
-Kitana: I never knew I could speak French fluently.
-Kung Lao: You can’t, I was messing around with the language settings.
-Goro: Is that why Countess Jade hates you?
-Kung Lao: Yes, Goro, Yes.
-Motaro: I want to break your neck like a baguette, Kung Lao!
-Kitana: That makes two of us.
Edit: I got another one but it’s in English
-Sub-Zero(Bi Han): I lied about your hat, Kung Lao.
It makes for a ‘necks’cellent weapon.
-Kung Lao: You just had to turn a compliment into a neck joke, did you, Bi Han?!
-Kano: I must admit, it got a crack out of me.
-Kung Lao: You’re not helping, Kano!
-Sareena: Ooh! That was a good one!
-Sub-Zero(Bi Han): Thank you darling, I’ve been practicing that one.
Also Kung Lao after hearing Bi-Han admitting his feelings to Sareena in public: HA! I heard that!
@@CookedSpringtrapSub-Zero(Bi-Han): GODDAMMIT
Omni-Man: Umthottie? Bugatti? Tsunami?
Tanya: Only Johnny Cage may use these names and live.
Goro: He’s hardly intimidating, snow cone.
Tanya: I’M NOT A SNOW CONE!
Sub-Zero: He’s talking about me.
Omni-Man: You’re a snow cone?
1:48 Shujinko:What Is A Tsundere?
Scorpion:I’ll Explain Later
Gets Me Every Time 😂😂😂
That line is created by me!!
@@amirulaqashahamree7453Congrats lol
the fact that shujinko is a japanese 😂😂😂😂
@@MasterLenoXWolfe and looks like from Kill Bill Chinese guy
@@amirulaqashahamree7453 oh shit it was
Omni Man was ready to give Cage a taste of his own medicine
Mileena: YOU RULE AN ENTIRE PLANET OF KYTINN?!
Omni-Man: they’re called “thraxans” but basically, yeah!
*CLASH*
Tremor: I don’t think she likes that-
Omni-Man: NO SHIT, TREMOR!
Cyrax: order 69?
Mileena: NO! EXECUTE ORDER 66!
Cyrax: yes, empress.
*Cyrax performs his “annihilation” fatality on omni-man*
*Reptile:* I plan to marry Ashrah. Can you help me?
*Kenshi:* Anything you want, Syzoth.
(Clash)
*Sonya Blade:* Finally! One relationship goal accomplished!
*Reptile:* _Not yet._ I have to make amends first.
*Sareena:* I always wanted to be a bridesmaid.
*Kenshi:* I suck at being the best man. I'll consult with Cage-
*Reptile (off-screen):* _LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS!_
Honestly, bravo to everyone who had ideas, especially with Souginko or however his name is spelled knowing something for once.
Shujinko, but I get that it’s hard to spell.
@@evanwitke6534 yeah thanks for correcting me bro, it's hard to spell unless you have it in autocorrect saved 👍
New idea for Johnny's name jokes
Johnny annoyed Li Mei,Tanya and now Viltrumite and what's next Liu Kang. Peak Comedy right there Johnny.
@@jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378 literally lmao
Current things Shujinko knows about:
porn and the term “mommy material”
Geras: I am sorry Kung Lao but it will never stop.
Kung Lao: Oh bullshit! I know Liu Kang could make a timeline with no neck jokes.
Sektor: Neck jokes increase pair bonding and comraderie.
Kung Lao: Shut up discount Iron Man.
Sonya: They are pretty funny though.
Geras: It is the “necksus” (nexus) that binds us.
Kung Lao: Oh you mother fu-
Nah, you didn't have to do that bruh.😂
THIS ONE MUST MAKE IT
😂😂😂
Johnny: Hey you know those 4 kids your Titan squeeze killed on the pyramid? We got some questions.
Liu Kang: Some things are better left unknown Johnny Cage.
Sonya: Seriously, why did she look like me?
Johnny: And why did she know some of my moves? What gives?
Jax: Yeah and what about that other girl there too?
Liu Kang: Shang Tsung you absolute son of a bit-
*meanwhile in MKX*
Scorpion: Do you sell ice cream?
Sub Zero: No, only death
Scorpion: I WANT AN ICE CREAM!
"Can I rule the Lin Kuei if You die?"
"Shut up, Frost!"
Damn, that's gold.
No that's Frost
Shut up meg mk edition
0:33
‘Error:Shujinko actually knows something’
Spoke for all of us there bud
Omni-Man: If you find a certain Homelander stopping by, tell him I'm going to feed him his own heart.
Johnny Cage: Small world, I want to tell him that too!
Kano: Hey, ripping out hearts is my thing!
Johnny Cage: Wanna come with us?
Kung Lao: Does everyone hate Homelander that much?
Omni-Man: Spend two minutes around him and you'll see my point.
Nice Death Battle Reference
Shujinko not being confused makes everyone else confused. It's perfect.
Sindel: why do you keep talking to Mileena and Tanya about bearing raiden’s child?!
Kitana: mother, for Argus’ sakes, we used condoms!
*CLASH*
Sektor: if used incorrectly, there is an 18% chance of pregnancy-
Sindel: WAIT WHAT?!
Kitana: I’m starting to think letting mother make Sektor a royal advisor was a bad idea…
Cyrax: agreed.
0:29 Finally shujinko Actually Knows Smth
2:39 poor Bi-Han... they're keep asking that he and sereena had fun.
2:35 bro Bi-Han turned from Faithful Grandmaster to a ice cold player💀
Ashrah: I've already slayed many of your kind!
Nitara: Then suffer the Revenge of the Fallen!
Sektor: Improbable, the dead can not seek revenge.
Ashrah: I've seen it happen, Sektor.
Tremor: It's time to roll out!
Nitara: No matter the cost.
Johnny : You, Sareena and Nitara should form a badass heavy metal band!!
Ashrah : What does this have to do with forming the Order of Light?
Shujinko Johnny’s Kameo : What is a Heavy Metal Band?
Johnny : You’ll see old man.
Sareena : For once, I kinda like his idea, sister.
Ashrah : The answer is no, sister.
Cyrax and Sektor never ceases to make me laugh with their "um actually 🤓"
I love how Tremor and Omni Man are like talking like they're both friends or something
They were in the same announcement trailer LOL
1:17 yes.
Here's an idea I always wanted to see... Remember when Raiden met Smoke in Chapter 1 of the story mode, when Raiden was paying Madam Bo and his money flew in the wind into Smoke's hands. What if Raiden wants his dollar back or his confronts Smoke for stealing his money? Something like:
Smoke: "You said dinner would be on you."
Raiden: "You did steal a dollar from me during Liu Kang's test."
Kano (Or most other "ameos): "And I thought I was cheap,"
Smoke: "It's called acting Raiden, I didn't think you would get smoked up about it."
Tremor: "It still wasn't very 'coal' of you."
Raiden: "I fight for total justice you thief."
Smoke joke and rock joke is good combo joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shujinko knew "mommy material". Hell, he even knew something.
I'm so done. lmao
Glad that you've considered some of my ideas. Huge thanks!
_May the Elder Gods bless you with more Custom Intros down the line._
3:35 jax sounds like a little brother and kitana is the older sister
I'm loving that Smoke and Omniman are being like Spiderman and Jameson. I hope you continue this gag.
The first time shujinko knows something neat
Not really, he was the one who had to explain porn to Mileena.
These intros need to be in the game like for real they are too funny 😂
Geras: Are you Alright, Princess?
Kitana: I don't know...I feel like my chest is burning! And for some reason I'm craving pickles dipped in frozen delights...
*Clash breaks off*
Sonya: Careful there, Kitana. You look like your gonna collapse.
Kitana: OH REALLY? WHAT TIPPED YOU OFF, GENIUS!?
Kung Lao: chestburns, Weird food combinations, Kitana's change of mood...you don't think she's-
Geras: It's best if we keep are "necks" out of this.
Kung Lao: Yeah, you might be ri- OH YOU MOTHERFU-
I love how scorpion was asking questions about bi-han and sareena 😂😂
Liang Sub-Zero: So, if you are now Scorpion, what happens to Hanzo
Liang Scorpion: He is currently the first true student of the Shirai Ryu
Liang Scorpion: I hope he doesn’t repeat his history.
Kameo Kung Lao: Believe me, I understand the same struggles.
Kameo Scorpion: I hope your variant treats Harumi well to live gracefully.
Liang Sub-Zero: For all our sakes, Hanzo.
Smoke: So what is that new movie you're starring in Johnny?
Johnny: It's about a psycho killer that stuffs dead kids into animatronics and makes them come to life!
-clash-
Cyrax: Why does that sound vaguely familiar?
Smoke: Yeah it's like I'm getting Deja Vu?
Sektor: Don't worry about it.
Johnny: Did I trigger a hidden memory between you all?
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I always thought a FNAF joke with the Cyber Lin Kuei would be hilarious!
Johnny: Syzoth, what's it like dating a former demon?
Reptile: It's far better than I could ever ask for.
Sonya: Awww relati-!
Johnny: Shut up, Sonya!
Sub Zero: Why do we keep her around?
Reptile: She's friends with Jax.
Geras : " Why dont you buy a "neck" lace, Kung Lao? "
Kung Lao : "That is a good idea, Ben"
Clashes
Shujinko : "Who is Ben? "
Kung Lao : "Cyrax, explain it!"
Cyrax : " According to Creepypasta Fandom, Ben Drowne-"
Geras : "Damn you, Neckson. Who told you that? "(Kung Lao laughing)
3:26 Can we PLEASE PLEASE get a Game Night Gone Wrong (Super Smash Bros edition)!
Shujinko knowing Mommy Material took me a second.
Sub-Zero (original): Have you fought a caped wonder named Superman?
Omni-Man: That Kryptonian boy scout? Not yet.
Kung Lao: Oh Supes is gonna kick your ass!
Omni-Man: Nobody asked you, Necktie.
Shujinko: What is a Kryptonian?
Sub-Zero: I won't explain.
Shujinko (eyeing Kung Lao and Omni-Man): What about you two-
Kung Lao and Omni-Man: NO!
Reiko: make this a real challenge! Fight me without sento!
Kenshi: you do realize I can’t see without it, right?!
*CLASH*
Stryker: did you do something to his eyes?
Reiko: don’t ask me, ask Mileena!
Sonya blade: I thought Shang Tsung took his eyes?
Kenshi: that was before kronika fucked up the spacetime continuum!
Shujinko knows something just caught me off guard 💀
Sindel: Bi-Han, that robot advisor you gave me seems to be gaining the ability to lie!
Sub-Zero: *he’s always had that ability! You’re just using him improperly!*
*CLASH*
Sektor: my plan to sabotage- I mean advise the queen is working.
Sindel: I can’t tell if that was a lie or not!
Cyrax: I still believe you should have sent me in.
Sub-Zero: *SILENCE, CYRAX!*
Darrius: Damn son, she's going to kill you for that!
Havik: Not if I kill me first
That got me rolling in the floor
I love that would be something Havik would actually respond with
Out of all things Shujinko knew what that meant
Sindel: I’ve heard you have a weakness for high frequencies?~
Omni-Man: DON’T. YOU. DARE.
*CLASH*
Sektor: according to my calculations, viltrumites can die at frequencies of-
Sindel: I already know~
Tremor: um… can I go now?
Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR!
*Sindel performs her “living the scream” fatality on omni-man*
Johnny Cage: "You don't seem to understand 'Omni-bro'. Hollywood isn't yours to conquer."
Omni-man: "So who are you? The Superpowered Jester?"
Omni-man: "I'm going to feed you your own heart."
Havik: "Not if I feed you mine, first!"
*Insert Fatality*
3:46 I desperately need someone to say “aww how cute, I’m gonna vape myself to death now” from smoke or something along those lines with someone
Character development. Shijinko knows something 😊🎉🎉🎉
Shunjinko: "How come OddGiant is really funny?"
Johnny: Hey, His content is comedy gold!"
Scorpion: no one else has started shipping us, have they
Smoke: I can’t say that I know for sure.
Tremor: shipping somebody will make other people “hard as a rock”
Smoke: SHUT UP TREMOR.
Shujinko: what does “hard as a rock”mean?
Scorpion: you DON’T want to know.
Shujinko knows corn so he would know what that means
Ha! I get it, because Ashrah's actress is the one who voices Wonder Woman!
Yeah Susan Eisenberg
Havik: gaze into the face of chaos!
Kenshi: IM BLIND, MOTHERFUCKER!
*CLASH*
Stryker: what a terrible day to have eyes!
Kenshi: blindness has its benefits…
Kano: I thought Mileena was ugly! But you, mate?!
Havik: SILENCE!
Oh heck yeah Kuai Liang comes back to the main roster of voices (At least in AI)
Edit: As Sub-Zero I genuinely forgot Scorpion is Kuai Liang now
As Sub-Zero. right?
@@HRPNX-vl4uu I completely forgot he was Scorpion lol thank you for reminding me
@@dannydanggang1675 No problem. :)
Well, dang.
Now we HAVE to see Liu, Raiden, Kitana, and Jax all playing Smash. Or at least a snippet.
(gone wrong)
Add Johnny Cage, Kung Lao, Kenshi, and Tomas to the mix, and we've got eight players!
3:07 Thank you for including me!!!
Mileena: Now mother to be fair to Kitana, he is Earthrealm’s champion.
Sindel: Oh don’t you defend her on this Mileena!
Goro: You’re one to talk Princess, not with you and-
Mileena: One more word Goro and I’ll have your tongue
Motaro: Empress, Raiden is kinda cute though.
Sindel: Wait what did you just say?!
Motaro: Nothing.
Man mine still didnt make it ohwell ill leave it out
Scorpion: heard you and sareena are getting married, perhaps we could-
Sub zero: Wait No No No We are not getting married!
Cyrax: we have both Clans coming together for this wedding
Scorpion: figure we make it a peaceful matters day aswell
Sektor: According to the invites it was sareena that gave us-
Sub zero: IM SORRY BUT SHE TOLD EVERYONE?!
This is amazing
0:40 Thanks for adding my custom dialogue on the video (first half actually)😁. Hopefully you’ll include Kitana’s impressions, including anime references depending on either Karen Stassman or Kari Wahlgren’s characters list.
Whoever made the dialogue about Kitana being mommy material deserves a pin.
Omg hearing Steve Blum as Sub-Zero again through Sub’s DA skin as Kuai Liang is perfect!!! Thank you OddgiantAf you don’t know how much this means to me.
Tomas: Tell me again, why do we keep teasing Kung Lao?
Johnny: Because Kano isn’t around enough.
(Hits)
Kano: What do you mean by that?
Johnny: Nothing Yamcha.
Shujinko: What’s a Yamcha?
Tomas: I’ll explain later.
*Tomas proceeds to get blown up by a random Saibaman*
Kano: You'll never catch us, Smoke-Man!
Smoke: By the Elder Gods, it's just "Smoke" Kano!
😂😂😂 THATS THE BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD!
Tremor: Hopefully Nolan doesn't know I'm part of the Black Dragon.
@@MightyTrex
Nolan: Wait WHAT?!
Shunjiko knowing what "Mommy Material" means and finally knowing something got me impressed. 😂
HANZO HASSASHI!!!! ⭐️ 2:51
Honestly, we need more fighting game meta bits with the MK cast. It feels funny when Sareena and Cyrax are surprised they're getting nerfed and Liu Kang is their "provider" of the patch.
Plus with the inclusion of the previous timeline's cast (a.k.a. MK11 Sub-Zero and the ice cream bit), they'd brag about what's their strongest asset and getting joked upon when they receive nerfs.
Johnny Cage: sooo what’s this about you killing my daughter?
Kitana: um… would you believe that was in another timeline?
*CLASH*
Sektor: by all technicalities, you have not had her yet.
Kitana: if you kill someone that doesn’t exist, is it really murder?
Kano: lucky bastard, child support costs a bloody fortune these days.
Johnny Cage: you guys are way too cool with this!
Kung lao: Smoke how the hell do you have someone but i don't
Smoke: I guess it's because i have more rizz than you
Sonya: He’s really great when we are in the-
Smoke: Not the time Sonya!
Sareena: Aw don’t worry, you’ll find someone ‘necks’ time.
Kung Lao: I’m single, and still being made fun of!
Bi-Han is 100% Tssundre.
i called it. i FRIGGIN called it!
JC: Your Yakuza hunting days are over, Kenshi. Give me the Sento.
Kenshi: If you want it, then you'll have to take it.
*Clash*
Kenshi: But you already knew that.
Tremor (Kameo): Now that is *stone* cold.
JC: I had a feeling you'd say that.
Sub Zero (Kameo): I fear a storm is approaching soon.
JC: You know it.
Raiden: If you don't mind me asking, what's with the Bugatti?
Tanya: First Cage and now you, are all Earthrealmers incompetent!?
Goro: I think he means the ca-
Tanya: Quiet, Goro!
Raiden: Soooo...if it doesn't belong to it, can I have it?
Cyrax: I have already analyzed the optimal hotwiring method.
Later:
Sindel: Matron Superior, I demand to know where my horseless chariot is!
Tanya: IIIIIIII don't know what you mean, Empress.
Goro: She let the Earthrealmers steal it.
Tanya: Go to hell, Goro!
Li Mei: Haha, not my fault this time!
Sindel: I will have your head for this!
Liu Kang: Don't even THINK of taking credit for Shao's Rebellion falling!
Shang Tsung: Deny it all you want, Keeper of Time
Kano: Look at you, getting something done.
Tsung: I swear I'm the only reason this Timeline still exists.
Sektor: The destruction of Shao's investments was key to his fall.
Kang: SHUT. UP.
Nice to see omni man getting used to the craziness
One of these days, when someone says “I’ll explain later” to Shujinko, he’ll ask, “ Will you”?
Liu Kang (1): “I don’t know why you guys give Shujinko so much shit. You know he’s like Mahoraga, right?”
Liu Kang (2): “What the hell is a Mahoraga?”
Shujinko (1): “It would be more accurate to say we’re like Yuuta.”
Liu Kang (1): “Oh yeah. You right.”
Liu Kang (2): “Who the hell is Yuuta?”
Shujinko (2): “I’ll explain later.”
Simply perfect
This has to get in a video
I can see Omni man being the continuation of "Umgadi" jokes from Johnny a miles away
here’s another idea-
havik: HAHAHAH SEIDO IS DONE FOR
rain: gone under yes
darrius: hmmm… now what?
havik: huh i didn’t think this through… you said cage is having a party…?
rain: i’ll let you three figure this out i have a date with khameleon at 8:30
shujinko: thank you for breaking me out of jail before you flooded seido, dairou
havik: STOP CALLING ME BY MY SLAVE NAME!
Johnny Cage (Mirror Match)
Johnny 1: I hate to kick my own ass.
Johnny 2: But we all know it's got to be done!
Sonya: Didn't you do that in a previous timeline?
Johnny 2: And damn did it ever feel good!
Kung Lao: Johnny could learn a thing or two about humility.
Johnny 1: Hark who's talking you hypocrite!
0:01
Johnny Cage: Omni-Man is a vegemite?
Me: Ninja Mime's lead actor is Johnny Sins?
Wait, if Shunjiko knows what the term "mommy" can mean...
*Then who TF does he consider a mommy??*
P.S.
Also Shunjiko: "What is a tsundere?"
Scorpion: "Ill explain la--Y'know what, never mind."
I'll explain later
quite ironic that shujinko doesnt know what a tsundere is, considering hes japanese himself
Shujinko saying mommy material has me laughing so hard 😂😂💀❤️
Raiden: It doesn’t matter to me if you can control lightning too, I’m just glad we have something in common!
Rain: DAMN IT, RAIDEN! WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN WHOLESOME?!
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: it’s so annoying-
Rain: shut up! He has lightning powers and plot armor! He has the right to flex!
Raiden: madam Bo always said-
Shujinko: what’s a “madam Bo”?
Raiden: I’ll explain later.
at least Shujinko cultured enough to know.
3:40 Thank you man! 😁
I need an uno night with Tomas, Bi-han, Kuai Liang, Sareena, Sonya and (somehow Harumi)
Johnny: yo ashrah, I found this game you might like, it's called doom!
Ashrah: I'll have to check it out.
Havik: I’m going to make you eat my own heart…
Omni-Man: okay, THAT was a great line!
*CLASH*
Tremor: I think he’s serious-
Omni-Man: shut it, tremor!
Darrius: Havik?~
Havik: remember what I promised you…
*Havik performed his “atomic heart” fatality on omni-man*
Havik: merry Christmas…
Kenshi: why is Johnny cage saying you killed my son?!
Kitana: um… no reason?
*CLASH*
Cyrax: do not worry. You can purchase him in the kombat pack.
Kenshi: WRONG TAKEDA!
Scorpion: wait, I’m takeda now?!
Kitana: not now, scorpion!