Elaine Thinks She's Getting A Signal | The Wife | Seinfeld
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- "If he was interested in me he'd want my germs, he'd crave my germs!"
From Seinfeld Season 5 Episode 17 'The Wife': Jerry lets his girlfriend pose as his wife so that she can receive his dry-cleaning discount. But the scam backfires when his family learns of his "marriage" and Meryl discovers some unexpected items in Jerry's laundry. Elsewhere, a guy at the health club whom Elaine wants to date has some damaging information about George.
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It's a rare video when George is the most sane person 😂
George is the most sane person.
AKA The Urinator 😂
@@waynedexter You mean T-Bone.
You're right!
" Mixed dude signals" entirely ! Initially provides no sense of humor; followed by a couple of friendly questions minus any emotion. And lastly; he bizarrely ends with a passionate kiss.
Through the years, Elaine's standards have gone from low to below zero.
Damn near negative. Putty was the best by a LONG shot. He was the only one actually nice to her.
That’s because she’s a feminist lol
Her screening process became ever more rigorous. 😂
😅😅😅😅
@@user-ox9og7ti9u Look good? Did you see some of the guys Elaine dated?
Wiping off someone else's water bottle with your own sweaty shirt is such a party fowl
*foul
That's the joke, she cared more about other thing, but not that.
buk buk buk
That first joke Elaine makes is so cute idk how he didn’t melt
1:23 🙄
They had uggos with totally insane hottie models on that show
I know right!?
"You're friends with the urinator, aren't you."
The Urinator vs. Puddle Sweat Guy classic no holds barred matchup.
Wouldn't Elaine have thought this guy was an effing weirdo the way he kissed her in broad daylight for no apparent reason?
I mean, it was obvious Elaine was interested in him despite how big of a weirdo he was.
1:23 Your explanation.
Being good looking cancels out most of the weirdness.
@@TheTruthKiwithe woman also has be at least slightly interested in you. Being good looking on its owncan still get you in trouble.
@@TheTruthKiwi Where was the good looking guy? I saw a disgustingly hairy abomination. Like YUCK!
bottle swipe supercedes the kiss
supersedes
superseeds
@joseaguilar4843 That too. They always sprout
“So you’re going to let me get suspended for shower urination”
George really sounding like his dad here lol
Sounds just like something frank would say :)
This guy Greg was a certified weirdo.
Stares at Elaine after her joke, then wants Elaine to stand around while he works out, then the shirt thing, and on top of all that, he’s a tattle tale.
Elaines Kind Of A Weirdo Herself
And wild growing body hair! :/
@@00Kuja00 oh, it’s a scene man
And wipes his sweaty shirt all over the top of Elaine's water bottle plus kissing her like that.
Not laughing at her Pilot Joke was a dead give-away that he is a cyborg.
"What if he left you a used Kleenex? What's that, a Valentine???"
"You're friends with the urinator. "
My only regret in life is this is one line I'll never be able to use.
“What if he left you a used Kleenex? What is that, a Valentine?” 🤣🤣🤣
This show made it seem like you’d be dating so many people in your 30’s
Omg right??
arent we though?
Or at least one person.
The signals. Hysterical. Reframing everything. It's true.
Elaine loves getting weird signals from guys
She made 2 decent jokes at the beginning.... he didn't even politely laugh. Than proceeds to basically french kiss her. Than wipes off her water bottle before drinking. Than later tells her he's interested in another woman.... and Elaine still wants him. What I've learned from Elaine is, either she's playing mind games on guys... or she's into guys who plays mind games.
You are cute
@@BamMilghey thats my wife, hands off.
Elaine: (enunciating clearly so George gets the point): Yes, but then he wiped his hand on the top of the bottleee when I offered him waterrrr! at 2:27 LOL
THE URINATOR..coming to a nearby theater this summer...
I hope not 💦
PIPES ARE PIPES!! George with the used kleenex line.. absolute gold.
He’s complaining about shower urination after using his sweaty top to wipe someone’s water bottle before giving it back? 😂
You know I never thought of that. That's disgusting.
It was a gesture of intimacy!
He was using her, cause she was desperate.
Greg might just be the one of the worst dudes in Seinfeld. I mean, who kisses someone like that if you're not interested
Maybe he is french
@@timecode37 uhhh no, try again
pourquoi no@@terrellp22
The guy with the hairy shoulders is the one who outed George for peeing in the shower. George should have told him to shave his shoulders 😂
Never shave, shoulder hair is hot.
Why?
Aww man. I want the arguements with elaine and george when he used the shower drain to go to the bathroom
Sometimes it's too tempting.
I'll call a plumber, right now!
It's all pipes, what's the difference????
I'LL CALL A PLUMBER RIGHT NOW!!!
George's reaction🤣💯👏
You get fired from your football coach job for this kind of kiss
?????
@@kennethvernale3573 He said: ''You get fired from your football coach job for this kind of kiss''
@@mcsuibhne005lol go hiontach 🙈
Nice 😅
Hahaha🤫🤔💋Benes's, comedic timing here is great - When, she snap her singlet, lol.....Bottle wipe, is big - just like the consolation guy🎄.
I love Seinfeld. I have been watching every day for the last 30 years
I stopped watching for a long time because I had them all memorized. I didn’t have to watch them to laugh 😂.
I know exactly what's going to happen but I still watch it.🙂
A guy leaves a puddle of sweat, that's a signal. What if he left you a used kleenex, what is that, a valentine." Lolllllll
I’ll take any chance I can to talk to *her*
... It’s painful, but instant clarification of an uncertain situation is 👍
2:48 what is that machine called it looks beyond worthless, LOL
It's a stairmaster. Only you use it facing out. Like you would performing a hack squat.
This show is epic!
At least he had a drain.
I love the Elaine scoff
The Jimmy episode. “Jimmy is gonna get you Kramer!”
Why she even talked to him?!
I used think he was John-John 😂
Lot of extra hair on that dude!
I'm a urinator, although only in my shower
Same haha...I mean...the drain is right there...makes no sense to get out of the shower
And it is good for the environment!
And the acidity helps keep it clean!
Elaine 😂
George was the only sane person here
The urinator. That’s what they called me in college
Lainey!! ❤
i dated a girl for 8yrs, we were technically engaged, we lived together in a place i bought, but i wouldnt share a drink with her. im fairly confident it was a root cause of why we broke up. it wasnt her, it was me. i just dont like sharing drinks, and it hasnt changed either. i put my mouth on far more intimate places on her, and kissed her a million times, but sharing a drink was a line i couldnt cross. it took her a while to pick up on it too, because i was good at hiding it. if she asked for a sip, id act like i was being chivalrous, and say 'id rather you drank it, ill be fine for now'. Sadly you can only pull it off for so long, and around the 5yr mark, she put the pieces together, and the questions began. 'why wont you share a drink', 'do you think im dirty'. ughhhh
Greg is a dork.
Seinfeld went to your show in Detroit. You asked some questions at the end of the show. Didn't put my two cents in. I am now late night television show talk show host late night. Would love it.
By the way, loved your show. What kind of shows do you like to go to?
Mini marathon.
The K-Man is over half way to 50.
Could somebody tell me pls what's wrong with shower urination I just don't understand what's the problem with it.
@@rp3326 but you didn't gave a reason.
Elaine never showed any skin.
U r Friends with the urinator, arent u.😂
1:25
Wow
You don't wipe your not wanted.
HAHAHAH!!
Timmy
I'm starting to feel like...the first three or four seasons....are....the only good seasons 😔
Jld is still bad 🥰
To be fair, the blonde woman was much more attractive than Elaine.
jody annes promise
greg naked greek adonis
hongmeizhous hummis
Another guy Elaine meets at the gym that goes wrong for her.🥨