Elaine: What do you have against Charley Kos? George: He's a mid-clipper! Elaine: What's that? Jerry: Someone who ends a clip on TH-cam in the middle of a sentence. George: It's very annoying! It ruins my whole day!
@gene Pitney I actually don't mind when clips cut off like that. TH-cam sometimes glitches when videos are uploaded. It happened to me on one of my old channels. I just imagined how George, a very petty person, would react if TH-cam was around back then.
He really has the same speech pattern as his mother in this show lol... this whole story reminds me "and we're sitting there like IDIOTS... withoutApieceOfCake
Yes! As if being an idiot and being cake-less are one and the same! I tell ya, the dialogue on that show: they never stooped to the obvious joke or gag line, it was always humor generated by the essence of the characters
Well yeah that's why George is pretty much always yelling and gesturing. He always says how he doesn't want to end up like his parents yet he's becoming a spitting image.
You included the standup, which is unrelated to the scene, then you cut off half the scene. Just how high were you when you clicked the Upload button? It is hard to screw up Seinfeld uploads, yet you managed to do so in a big way. Down-thumbed.
I saw an interview once where Jason Alexander orginally played it like Woody Allen, but the. Realized around the 2nd or 3rd series George was actually based off Larry David.
It’s weird but the patter at the beginning of this early episode Seinfeld sounds like the patter from FRIENDS in the early seasons. I guess when sitcoms are first starting and haven’t built up characters yet, patter is their exposition.
fun fact. the woman who plays the pregnant lady in this episode is the same woman who plays the foreign woman who works at the store that had a mannequin that looked like Elaine. "I toldzyou. I dzon't know."
Omg THIS really is George at his funniest. When he's telling the story of him covered in chocolate I am DYING...😂😂😂😂😂--too bad Cheryl Fong wasn't here. THIS was George at his funniest..
Are you referring to the scene at the table usually being so arranged that we can see the actors an face all the time? Because I prefer this, it's more natural and doesn't take away from the dialog whatsoever.
That ain't true in my house. My dad will stop on every. Single. Channel. On things that are obviously no good and we're just sitting there like "why are we still on this channel????". And then sometimes he just flips to one and immediately falls asleep and were stuck there watching some kinda freak show we didn't wanna see.
THATS UNFAIR! What you all gotta do is share the shows. i know it sucks, but you gotta do it. Or get your dad a hooker.while hes upstairs making grunting noises, you all can be watching YOUR favorite shows.
So hard to compromise with every friend sometimes hhhhh.Women are tricky to pull it out.They are simply genetically ironically smarter than men in fraction of a second from New Jersey.
That was good acting. Nobody in that situation is going to let it go and move on to the next joke or helping Elaine have a baby shower. They would interrupt and bash that lady as much as possible.
This is false because on an earlier episode Elaine was flipping through channels and Jerry was asking to wait hold up what was that. I don't think flipping through TV is a gender thing it's a personality thing.
When the wash hour that presents more than 400 languages. People people do know my name, not Jerry saint bill. Jerry sainfeild, just a small audience, followed his laughter of a jokes, not reality life He don't know nothing about living on the streets. I avoid a superior to opinions
Stupid tablet doesn't get saying it's right. Stupidity of a creator of a tablet, whatever it doesn't get sayings right, but even though from the washtower. That presents more than 400 languages. I have more popularity than Jerry Seinfeld.
For those who don't get the Rosemary joke ,rosemary keenedy was a Kennedy sister that was slow and had a lobotomy so George wishes his date has Rosemary's dumb kid
Rosemary Kennedy never married and never had children, you idiot. So yes, as everyone here keeps pointing out to you: The ref was to the movie. Did you at any point in your childhood ever actually attend school? If so, ask for a refund. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemary%27s_Baby_(film)
His standup is so horrible! Completely overrated which led to him being really stuck up! EVERY character in this show is why I watched it. I couldn't stand him in his own show! Thank God Larry David's writing saved his ass
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The older I get I relate so much to George
We are all George Costanza.
"She deserves Rosemary's baby" 🤣. good one George.
Elaine: What do you have against Charley Kos?
George: He's a mid-clipper!
Elaine: What's that?
Jerry: Someone who ends a clip on TH-cam in the middle of a sentence.
George: It's very annoying! It ruins my whole day!
George is getting upset!
😂
@gene Pitney I actually don't mind when clips cut off like that. TH-cam sometimes glitches when videos are uploaded. It happened to me on one of my old channels. I just imagined how George, a very petty person, would react if TH-cam was around back then.
Do you throw any other foods 😂😂😂
I worked with a woman who said she was asked to leave a baby shower and it’s one of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard.
Seinfeld and King of Queens are my favorite shows
Those two are my favorites, as well. Along with Everybody Loves Raymond.
He really has the same speech pattern as his mother in this show lol... this whole story reminds me "and we're sitting there like IDIOTS... withoutApieceOfCake
Yes! As if being an idiot and being cake-less are one and the same! I tell ya, the dialogue on that show: they never stooped to the obvious joke or gag line, it was always humor generated by the essence of the characters
Well yeah that's why George is pretty much always yelling and gesturing. He always says how he doesn't want to end up like his parents yet he's becoming a spitting image.
@@dolanddrumpf6344we all become our parents, it's inevitable.
George holds a grudge like Khomeni!
Worst end cut
Agreed. Some people just don't know how to edit.
she must have rolled over on a tick---abrupt ending
Love the Chappaquiddick reference.
You included the standup, which is unrelated to the scene, then you cut off half the scene. Just how high were you when you clicked the Upload button? It is hard to screw up Seinfeld uploads, yet you managed to do so in a big way. Down-thumbed.
Lol excellent comment
@Holton 345 ~ I agree we could have done without that 1.16 minutes.
His comedy sucks wicked bad
Tastes Like Trash op
i like postgres
you can't just clip off in mid sentence ... remove this video!!!
he did it and he liked it
George is basically Woody Allen here
I saw an interview once where Jason Alexander orginally played it like Woody Allen, but the. Realized around the 2nd or 3rd series George was actually based off Larry David.
@@snabavi83 Ah right, interesting. Well that makes sense, thanks for sharing that. Yeah, he changes how he portrays George, as the show goes on.
This was back when George was a Woody Allen impersonator. Im glad he eventually morphed into the later George. This is good, but he got even better!
YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THE BAY-BEEE!
i'm like George i hold grudge for ever
fuckingA,i MUST have satisfaction.
Elaine: She must've rolled over on a tick during the love-in.
Love the lyme disease line. You know Larry David put that there, he uses lyme disease a lot on curb.
*lyme
@@Chrisbajs thanks I fixed it to lyme. Appreciate the correction
Thanks for the video 👍
It’s weird but the patter at the beginning of this early episode Seinfeld sounds like the patter from FRIENDS in the early seasons. I guess when sitcoms are first starting and haven’t built up characters yet, patter is their exposition.
I love Elaine's character.
“Choiklette”
-George’s pronunciation of ‘chocolate’
Commenter Person big blow to da culcha
How high you when uploaded this and cut it in middle of sentence ?
I love this episode 🤪🤣🤣
"It's like Epstein-barr with a twist of lime disease... "
Rix xy it's Lyme, you buffoon.
watever
@@rixxy9204 That's "whatever".
fun fact. the woman who plays the pregnant lady in this episode is the same woman who plays the foreign woman who works at the store that had a mannequin that looked like Elaine. "I toldzyou. I dzon't know."
What kinda of chocolate was that? Do you throw any other foods? Funniest line ever
Omg THIS really is George at his funniest. When he's telling the story of him covered in chocolate I am DYING...😂😂😂😂😂--too bad Cheryl Fong wasn't here. THIS was George at his funniest..
Who else is watching Seinfeld clips back to back?
Finesse God just buy all the collection
what's the point of upload half episode?? 1/2???
Copyright. That's the point
actually it was just a quarter episode.... 1/4
So that u would subscribe tp Amazon Prime video to watch full episode...😆
Ich bin ein Sucker 🤣
Good one George
At first when I open the video I was wondering why this video have so many dislikes. After finishing the video, I found my answer.
Was that Robert that walking in in the beginning. From Everyone Loves Rayman
playing fast and loose with the 180 degree rule in the cafe...
Huh?
Are you referring to the scene at the table usually being so arranged that we can see the actors an face all the time? Because I prefer this, it's more natural and doesn't take away from the dialog whatsoever.
Season 2 episode 10
You're welcome.
Those are some relatively high-brow political jokes there in that coffee shop scene.
Wasn't at the time. Sad how things are overly pc these days :c
I just don't think he knows what "high-brow" means.
mobus1603 ikr
Vincent Adultman
PC is making life so boring
Vincent Adultman What's political in that scene?
She has Epstein barr with a twist of lyme...I lose it every time elaine says that!!!!
Why did you cut the video off mid sente...
She must've rolled over on a tick dur-
He holds a grudge like Khomeini... :))))
Went right over the studio audience, barely a laugh
It proves (a) humor is subjective and (b) if laugh tracks were in use in this episode, that was one time it should have been.
You believe this guy he holds a grudge like Khomeini. I am gonna use this.
Chip...kip....skip haha
"....a grovelling worm....". About right.
Lol, I lived in Danbury CT.
This episode Elaine don’t care about the Kennedys but in another episode she’s fawning over John Kennedy Jr.
I need a full video📲 👀😈 it's 2019 ugh
Lemme see if I can find the mobile emoji, 📱there it is, I'm thrilled!
Fmovies has them all
All those complaining about cutting off mid sentence clearly haven't seen the Sopranos
I never really knew my father.
George is such a dramaqueen. Lol
kip in dutch means chicken 🐓
Food is tasty.
Perfomance.... cooking dinner for god chucking chocolate at george... and they make him go to her party
Elaine’s roommate is Janice Soprano
God, she’s cooking dinner for God
☠️☠️☠️☠️
Shout-out to D-bury
90% of this video made no sense to me!
George may have gone overboard with this.
So what else is new? 🤷🏼♂️
hehehe
That restaurant (outside shot not inside) is like 2 blocks from where I grew up.
That ain't true in my house. My dad will stop on every. Single. Channel. On things that are obviously no good and we're just sitting there like "why are we still on this channel????". And then sometimes he just flips to one and immediately falls asleep and were stuck there watching some kinda freak show we didn't wanna see.
THATS UNFAIR! What you all gotta do is share the shows. i know it sucks, but you gotta do it. Or get your dad a hooker.while hes upstairs making grunting noises, you all can be watching YOUR favorite shows.
🤔Too lazy to upload the whole clip?
as much as I love this show I found it hard to find this scene funny
what the fuck is this, its just the start of the episode and is cut off like you picked the ending of the clip at random
So hard to compromise with every friend sometimes hhhhh.Women are tricky to pull it out.They are simply genetically ironically smarter than men in fraction of a second from New Jersey.
Who asks someone to throw them a shower?
George is really funny in small doses. But he can get hammy.
Early on he did his best to imitate Woody Allen, which can get grating after a while
That was good acting. Nobody in that situation is going to let it go and move on to the next joke or helping Elaine have a baby shower. They would interrupt and bash that lady as much as possible.
@@daniellee1722 Woody Allen is immediately grating.
Elaine doesn't seem herself in this scene
Chooklaite? Cooght?
This is false because on an earlier episode Elaine was flipping through channels and Jerry was asking to wait hold up what was that. I don't think flipping through TV is a gender thing it's a personality thing.
Who in Larry’s life has Lyme disease?
Why the hell do you just stop these videos right in the middle of a sentence?
Yid yid yid yid.....!
"Weman nest and men hunt". Well it was a different time. Not that, that's an excuse. Such a good show.
@Travis B An excuse to sound a bit sexist. obviously.
Lighten up
George dated susan amongst many other women who are beautiful and intelligent he also dated a lot of psychos
"women nest and men hunt" and no one got triggered? woah
Because it was the 90's and not everyone got offended by comedy then. Unlike now, bunch of pussies.
Because no one got offended by the truth back then.
Kramer girl got offended and then lost her pinky toe
Celso Funez lol they did actually.
Why would I be offended? You sound like you're in junior high lol Celso Funez!
As great as this show has ever been, jerrys standup has never been funny…
This is beyond offensive...
....with a twist of lyme (disease)
As much as I love Seinfeld. Jerry's standup is like cringe worthy terrible.
Can't stand channel surfing. When I lived with my dad who would do it, and it was very annoying as fuck.
When the wash hour that presents more than 400 languages. People people do know my name, not Jerry saint bill. Jerry sainfeild, just a small audience, followed his laughter of a jokes, not reality life He don't know nothing about living on the streets. I avoid a superior to opinions
Stupid tablet doesn't get saying it's right. Stupidity of a creator of a tablet, whatever it doesn't get sayings right, but even though from the washtower. That presents more than 400 languages.
I have more popularity than Jerry Seinfeld.
Such stupid editing and still 1/2 million views.
Every thing about George is painful to watch.
I have to day that had to be the worst Seinfeld clip I ever seen! WTH!!
For those who don't get the Rosemary joke ,rosemary keenedy was a Kennedy sister that was slow and had a lobotomy so George wishes his date has Rosemary's dumb kid
liam hobe Rosemary’s Baby was a movie about an evil devil baby. Nothing to do with Rosemary Kennedy. You know, for those of us who don’t get the joke.
liam hobe Lmfao. Swing and a miss.
Thanks for explaining it to everyone. But apparently you're the only one who didn't get the reference.
Classic
@liam hobe Haha, you stupid fuck. Better to shut up than to let people know you're a moron. You get that?
You couldn't be more wrong. Rosemary's Baby is a movie. and a book. Google it.
Rosemary Kennedy never married and never had children, you idiot. So yes, as everyone here keeps pointing out to you: The ref was to the movie. Did you at any point in your childhood ever actually attend school? If so, ask for a refund.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemary%27s_Baby_(film)
A minute ten of crappy Jerry stand-up. The cast and writers of Seinfeld saved the show!
its embarassing how bad those bits are compared to series
boring
I always zip through Jerry’s comedy. He’s not funny at all. I like the show itself.
His standup is so horrible! Completely overrated which led to him being really stuck up! EVERY character in this show is why I watched it. I couldn't stand him in his own show! Thank God Larry David's writing saved his ass
Jerry's standup bits dated very badly. It's become clearer and clearer over the years that Larry David was the true genius behind Seinfeld.