🎉 Jesssfam Celebrates Her Birthday!! | Tries Alcohol Poisoning 🥂🍸 and wears LOTS OF YELLOW!! 🍾🍹🎉

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  • @olive1502
    @olive1502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Coming from a woman...Jess is trying to make Janelle jealous by doing all this fake happiness crud. She is hurt. Its even clearer the more she tries to hide it.

  • @beatrixrain2221
    @beatrixrain2221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    I’ve noticed that Chris is now trying to be way more active on instagram and posting about all the kids since your interview with Janelle

  • @Aikoerin
    @Aikoerin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Jess is a mean girl, today I cancelled my hello fresh and told the company why I was canceling, I let them know that I don’t support any company that support mean, bullies…

    • @BES-qr9ig
      @BES-qr9ig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Good for you!!!👍🏻

    • @myname5731
      @myname5731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Good 👍 for you.
      You had a really good day.

    • @saracasaraca7104
      @saracasaraca7104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good show. Every drop makes an ocean!

    • @zeevagale3604
      @zeevagale3604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well hello fresh would not know about what Jessica. did but she definitely is a bad person

  • @Autopilot7389
    @Autopilot7389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    You are the best!!! Love your coverage of these scammy narcissists!!! PLEASE don’t stop covering Myka Stauffer!!! You are the only one that’s truly dedicated to making sure she doesn’t get away with what she did to H!!! You’re the only thing standing between her and getting her channel back!!! Appreciate the dedication!!!!

  • @evskuli
    @evskuli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    she definitely missed her drinking years being pregnant with all the hundred children she birthed.

  • @Meme_whirlpool
    @Meme_whirlpool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    This trip is basically what people my age do for their 21st birthday 😭😭

    • @jessicaslocum3483
      @jessicaslocum3483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So true 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @brandy31d
      @brandy31d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol that's fair, I am 30 next year and would totally do a lit fun trip like this but I would not do it without kids if I had any, and I would pick like a very only adult cruise ship or just resort lol without being this lit / loud 🤣

    • @ajh3344
      @ajh3344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I’m taking a cruise for my 30th in a few months. I can assure you it will be NOTHING like this trip 🤣 I’m ready to relax and be surrounded by the ocean. I didn’t even act like this on my 21st tbh.

    • @SharpLife4
      @SharpLife4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lots of people do a dirty 30 birthday were they get drunk and have fun with a bunch of friends. I never did that but people do I’ve been to a few

    • @SharpLife4
      @SharpLife4 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lots of people do a dirty 30 birthday where they get drunk and have fun with a bunch of friends. I never did but lots people do I’ve been to a few

  • @rachelhurt7271
    @rachelhurt7271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I worked on a cruise ship! There’s no way they’d let her on earlier. Crew gets about 6 hours to turn the ship over. They need every minute!! Saturdays were the LONGEST day.

  • @karenbluebird3827
    @karenbluebird3827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    I couldn't stand to be around Jesse for more than 2 minutes. I would be giving my husband the "we need to get out of here now" signal. 😂

    • @aimeeyork6319
      @aimeeyork6319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You've been in the same room with Jess?😳

    • @gigi2k326
      @gigi2k326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aimeeyork6319 🤔😂

    • @vadabarnes7394
      @vadabarnes7394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@aimeeyork6319 I think they mean it as "if the opportunity were to ever occur, it wouldn't be a pleasant one."

    • @jessicah4462
      @jessicah4462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It would be “man overboard!”
      I’m just not saying which of us would be going over the rail 😂

    • @pandorawillow2506
      @pandorawillow2506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      She would seem emotionally draining to me. I'd need hours of quiet time after being around her lol

  • @polandify1
    @polandify1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Can someone explain to me how someone who "takes covid very seriously" so serious she isn't friends with her BFF yet here she is on a cruise.. the worst possible place to be right now because of the outbreaks that happen on the ships. Yeah how about NO!

    • @brantlie_boone
      @brantlie_boone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m with you on that but I’m also not 100% sure about it being the last place you should be. If you don’t fly to get to your port, it might be the “safest” thing she’s done out of all the trips she’s been on. Cruises require vaccination, require you to test negative before you bored the ship, and require you to test before leaving the ship. I’m sure if someone became ill on the ship they’d keep them isolated in the infirmary or something. And the amount of hand washing/sanitizing they make you do on the ship is also helpful in controlling it too. Well, all this applies to Disney cruises, idk about other cruises.

    • @brantlie_boone
      @brantlie_boone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Mama_Bear524 I commented before I watched the video. And I agree, i don’t think Jess take it seriously at all, not even in the beginning. And my comment wasn’t really trying to defend Jessica, i was defending cruising in general. If you mask and actually try to social distance and limit exposure, it could be a pretty safe vacation. However, Jessica just didn’t care. Maybe she thought all the alcohol she consumed would disinfect her. 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @megan807
      @megan807 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think when she said something about taking Covid so seriously when it came to messing with her friendship she firstly used that as an excuse and secondly, she said her family took it very seriously. I don’t think she was ever talking about herself or her husband. I’m guessing her mother is she was referring to.

    • @dusamighty
      @dusamighty 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And is already planning another one.

    • @kaylafroude6067
      @kaylafroude6067 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      RIGHTTT OMG

  • @adw1013
    @adw1013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    When she posted her video I was super excited that your reaction would be coming soon. I tried to watch her video but it just isn’t the same without your commentary. You’ve made my night!

  • @rosamorrison1
    @rosamorrison1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I get second hand embarrassment when people vlog in public with everyone around them looking!! I wouldn't want someone showing me on their video 😬😬

    • @stephiiiless
      @stephiiiless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same! Especially when they are so loud. I couldn't imagine being around someone like Jess talking so damn loud! And screeching I would be so annoyed so quick and not to mention the second hand embarrassment.

    • @megan807
      @megan807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stephiiiless I just made a similar comment. Why does she speak so loudly and so fast!? I can’t 😫😂 She always acts like someone has a clock set and she has to get so many words in before the time runs out. It’s exhausting….

    • @Stopit999
      @Stopit999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If one of these mommy vloggers tried showing me in a video(even if it just them showing the view and I’m standing right there)I would let them upload the video then sue them for not asking me for consent before showing my face in one of their videos.

    • @StefanieKirby
      @StefanieKirby 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Stopit999 lol you should learn about the laws first.

  • @arwynedwards1451
    @arwynedwards1451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I’ve lost a lot of respect I had for Jessfam after you interviewing Jennel. It’s just so sad, I hope she gets the closer she needs and thank you for telling us about this kind of person!!!

    • @TheTrb1987
      @TheTrb1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How can you lose respect for someone when you don't even know if what Jennel was saying was true?

    • @amaricoleman9950
      @amaricoleman9950 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheTrb1987 right

    • @sarasdramaticlife
      @sarasdramaticlife 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I really hope her channel goes down soon like the rest of the other family vloggers from her era 🤷

  • @caitreed817
    @caitreed817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    She is stuck in an immature teenager/college partying stage because she never had a “normal” college/teen life. It is soooo cringey to watch. 😂🥴

  • @madison7294
    @madison7294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    THE YELLOW! Yes it’s always bothered me. It’s actually a terrible color on her, brings out the red in her face!

    • @DoctorKittu
      @DoctorKittu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      YESSSSSS!! It washes her out big time! She’s a redhead, she would look good in green, anything but yellow! It looks horrible on her. Sorry!

    • @adamsandler022
      @adamsandler022 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      you’re literally an old lady with no life and just hatin

    • @natalianavarro8455
      @natalianavarro8455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s her “PeRsOnALitY” 🙄

    • @kaylafroude6067
      @kaylafroude6067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right

  • @ataleofcoffee842
    @ataleofcoffee842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I'm an advocate for personal style. I think self expression through dress is fantastic (Especially after an upbringing in purity culture that pushed overthinking modesty) I would be curious to know what brands Jess tends to buy from. Certain brands are designed with certain aesthetics or demographics in mind. I do think she buys them tighter on purpose. Could be to make herself feel good about her body, or to attract attention.
    As to the yellow, my theory is that it's a form of color theory in action. Yellow is usually seen as a very bright, fun, and energetic color (Or soothing in less saturated pallets) It can be used as a way to convey the wearer's sunny disposition, or how outgoing and upbeat and how generally positive they are. Whether it's intentional, or how far that intention might carry, it could be Jess's way of endearing people to her, or excusing potential dislike as 'I'm just too loud, energetic, and bubbly for some people'. Presuming Yellow isn't just her favorite color.
    My other theory is that someone she was seeing was real into ninja turtles growing up and made a comment about Jess looking like April O'neil in yellow. (No proof, pure conspiracy,)

    • @brantlie_boone
      @brantlie_boone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yellow is her favorite color. I don’t think she’s smart enough for your theory. Lol

    • @lindsaygreer8487
      @lindsaygreer8487 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She wears a lot of American Eagle. She gets sponsored by threadup often.

    • @SharpLife4
      @SharpLife4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think the issue is not the colour but how she wears it she wears tank tops with her bra showing and it’s not even a bras just barely a sports bra which doesn’t do a whole lot and I think how it’s on her makes her look less than ideal but she still looks better than me so I don’t have much to say I’m not but I do feel she could dress it up better by the right bra even a sports bra that’s more in style than what she’s wearing and a little bit thicker material as they all look quite cheap and the shorts are quite short. I feel her clothing style is more of a juvenile. But she could wear the same colours if it was done differently

    • @mom2boys86
      @mom2boys86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think it makes her look like she stinks.

    • @karlamariaa89
      @karlamariaa89 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mom2boys86 🤣🤣🤣 lol yes

  • @caseyajb03
    @caseyajb03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I cannot believe she's 30! I had no idea, seriously thought she was several yrs younger due to her teenage persona. The emotional maturity really did cease growth with her 😂 at 16. Wow.

    • @Duckduckobtusegoose
      @Duckduckobtusegoose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She’s treating her 30s like most people do their late teens and early 20s. Probably because she was pregnant/taking care of babies for like 8yrs. It’s not a good look for a 30hrs old to be acting like she does, especially when you have five kids at home

  • @katelynlong4190
    @katelynlong4190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I'm a natural redhead, and we need more anesthesia too it doesn't work as well lol cuz we're mutants! 🤣🤣 But!!! The Redhead Community does NOT claim JessFam 👀

  • @jenniferwalker2663
    @jenniferwalker2663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I absolutely love how she did not show one of her so-called friends in any of her shots till the end and she was drunk

    • @Youalwaysmatter
      @Youalwaysmatter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly didn’t even know she was there, you couldn’t tell from Jess’ stories so I was shocked to see she was there lol

  • @daniellerzepka8998
    @daniellerzepka8998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I once again made the mistake of eating a snack while watching this and almost choked from laughing at your commentary of what might be in the box 😂
    I've had a bad day at work today, but watching this on my lunch was a bright spot. Thanks for your humorous, sarcastic , but also real take on these serious issues.

  • @sammisim98
    @sammisim98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    As someone that watches the cruise vlogs daily and loves to cruise, thank you for for making this “cruise vlog” of Jessfam’s bearable to watch 😂

  • @elisevanhierden374
    @elisevanhierden374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    If we are sharing stories about “useless gifts”, leading up to my 16th birthday I was convinced I was getting a car. Well, the fateful day came & I get a tiny little 5”x5” box thinking “yes, yes, yes it’s a key! It’s a car!” I open the box shocked, it’s a key! …but, then my grandpa excitingly says “it’s the spare key to Grammys car so whenever you borrow the car you have your own key!” 😐😧 I WAS BROKEN INSIDE. Now, as an adult I can assure you I understand the entitlement I had to assume I deserved a CAR, but nonetheless to this day every time I think about my “sweet sixteen”.. well, it still stings a little.

    • @meg2726
      @meg2726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ok but giving a 16 year old a key for her birthday is a bit of a silly move! I feel like any 16 year old would think it was a car for them😂

    • @gethealthywithbritt07
      @gethealthywithbritt07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I got a lot of white shirts when I taught preschool

    • @Blueroo23
      @Blueroo23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When I was 17 I started an online high school and needed a laptop. My older brother had just started college and was gifted a Mac so I thought I would also be getting one. Sooo excited to open my gift and it was an Emachine. Absolutely devastated and upset. Looking back I think about what an asshole I was for not appreciating that I was given a computer no matter what kind

    • @LoveLunaFam
      @LoveLunaFam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My grandma was known to do a gag gift every year on Christmas and my dad had wanted a new van way back in the day. Yes my dad had the conversion van with the TV and VCR. But my grandma bought him a little hot wheels van and put it in the garage and made him go out there to open the door and see this little hot wheels van.

    • @DM-it1qf
      @DM-it1qf 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      But giving you that as a present was a stupid thing to do. I would have been angry about them misleading me, if they just said “we can’t get you a car” I would have understood but to give a spare key as a present to give that impression is honestly awful.

  • @kaylynnlastname5186
    @kaylynnlastname5186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    jess “yeah we just don’t have the same lifestyle”
    also jess: YEAH LETS GET BLACK OUT DRUNK FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT !!!

    • @Youalwaysmatter
      @Youalwaysmatter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Right!!! I’m glad someone else caught this ! Makes zero sense !!

    • @Lifewithkrystal66
      @Lifewithkrystal66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was literally for her birthday

    • @kaylynnlastname5186
      @kaylynnlastname5186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Lifewithkrystal66 Ok and???

    • @Lifewithkrystal66
      @Lifewithkrystal66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kaylynnlastname5186 it’s okay for parents to get drunk sometimes…

    • @878lulu
      @878lulu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ooof but also so so true!

  • @claudia62782
    @claudia62782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    JOSH!!!! I was having the worst day. My little ones are trying to kill me. It has been tough. I can not tell you how much I appreciated the laughs. This made my mood so much better. Thank you and NEVER stop doing this 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻💜

    • @thedcp
      @thedcp  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don’t let those little bastards win!

  • @sleepy675
    @sleepy675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I noticed that she never takes trips with just her husband. She always has to have friends with. I think this speaks values about her relationship with her “husband”. She can’t deal with him alone 😬🤷‍♀️

    • @lizbowden088
      @lizbowden088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Probably needs drunk freinds to swing with gotta space up her sex life some how

  • @hayesh4
    @hayesh4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    She is going on yet another trip?!? And a cruise also. During COVID. Yet she takes COVID so seriously. No you don’t, i haven’t seen anyone take it less seriously

  • @thehanr
    @thehanr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    If I paid for a cruise on all those family vloggers were on it...I'd jump overboard ... imagine the noise 😂

  • @Cheerful071
    @Cheerful071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I’m so happy you’re reacting to this! I definitely didn’t want to give her a view haha 😂

    • @tiffanyk9336
      @tiffanyk9336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sammmmeeee 🤣🤣

    • @samanthaelizabeth2298
      @samanthaelizabeth2298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same 🤣

    • @brittaneemareekathryn
      @brittaneemareekathryn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SAME. lmao

    • @PlanningWheNeva
      @PlanningWheNeva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I believe in you download the videos, it doesn’t give a view lol. That’s what I usually do :)

    • @The_Lion_And_The_Lamb
      @The_Lion_And_The_Lamb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you! It drives me nuts when people in the comments have already watched it. I’m thinking, have you learned nothing watching Josh?! Don’t give them your social media currency! Good job 👍🏻

  • @DefiantDesignCo
    @DefiantDesignCo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    She opens the gift and it’s just a note that says “IOU” 😂

  • @kellykel5935
    @kellykel5935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    My abs got the best workout watching this. So funny.... Loved when you were “guessing” what was in the box.. Don’t ever stop covering her videos..

  • @caroldeaton619
    @caroldeaton619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Jannel was graceful & truthful

  • @iman3504
    @iman3504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I have a feeling something happened with their neighbor Nonnie, from the Modesto house. They used to hang out all the time, then bam, she’s never to be seen again. No explanation. Chris probably tried to kiss her too lmao 😂

    • @itsmiracle2597
      @itsmiracle2597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jess said they moved and just don’t see her like that anymore.

    • @cami805
      @cami805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh yea the one that would watch the kids... Well they did move away

    • @iman3504
      @iman3504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cami805 yea they moved, but she disappeared a while before the move. I remember always wondering why she never showed up in vlogs anymore lol

  • @DR053
    @DR053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    There’s actually a ton of similarities between Chris and Frank.
    They both quit their jobs/careers soon after meeting their wives.
    They’re both pretty uninterested in their un-biological kids. Like how Chris barely has a relationship with Lilia (Jess’ oldest daughter), Frank has a really weak relationship with Aria who is Britney’s oldest daughter.
    Frank and Chris have both made CRAZILY expensive purchases after marrying Jess and Britney. It’s like they’re spending the money they never had, but it’s not money that they earned themselves.
    And not to even mention being generally lazy and leeches.

    • @beckyyang4310
      @beckyyang4310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why would Frank quit his job as a fire fighter? I still don’t get it. How does he treat Nolan. I don’t watch their vlogs anymore.

    • @DR053
      @DR053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As far as Nolan goes, I think they have a decent relationship. I don’t watch their vlogs either.

  • @daiellefisk3865
    @daiellefisk3865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'm loving these videos!! I've been watching them for the last couple days and wow what an eye opener!! Thank you!!

  • @starrkitty1
    @starrkitty1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I’m sorry but you talking to Bits on the pineapple phone is literally the funniest running prank ever. If she knew what she was doing she would get… (idk what’s a Josh/Canada thing…) like a giant raisin phone and call YOU during her videos 😄😄😄 you heard it here first, capitalize on this Bits!! 😂
    P.S. omg YES on Jessfam’s cloths, I have noticed that too.

  • @harperleighx
    @harperleighx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    josh is really out here taking one for the team for all these videos so we don’t have to watch lmao

  • @jeanettetran97
    @jeanettetran97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Why do people think “alcoholic” is a desirable personal type?

  • @catrinacastro16
    @catrinacastro16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Before watching your video that you did with Janelle I use to watch Jess all the time but that video made me open my eyes and I feel bad for Janelle and I Hope & Pray she's does so much better everyone and I mean EVERYONE has hard times in life and by the looks of it Jess has NO DAMN room to talk or look down on Janelle

  • @jessls1089
    @jessls1089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I just love your sarcastic sassy voice and faces! It always makes me smile!! Thanks!!! ❤❤

  • @aimeeyork6319
    @aimeeyork6319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Hahahahahahahaha! You're hilarious, Josh. I love when you cover Jess (cringe) because she's ridiculous. She was the 1st vlogger I subscribed to when I discovered TH-cam about....5 years ago? Thank you for making me aware of child exploitation. I will be so curious to see what happens when the kids grow up. By the way, redheads look best in Kelly green.

  • @HeyItsKayJayBae
    @HeyItsKayJayBae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    THANK YOU FOR REMINDING PEOPLE TO TIP GOOD SERVICE !!!!!

  • @oneproudmama1565
    @oneproudmama1565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I just can’t look at Jess and her marriage the same anymore now that I know Chris treats her kids like shit and that she still stays with him sickens me

  • @MeredithPlease
    @MeredithPlease 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jessica and I are the same age (she's actually a few months older), she drinks like I did in first year university over 10 years ago. She would never fit in with my friends. This what happens when you ruin your own adolesence and you feel like you have time to make up for. She's very immature, and reminds me of my 17 year old sister, except my sister understands how birth control works, and sets healthy boundaries.

    • @feebeefee93xx38
      @feebeefee93xx38 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m genuinely intreiged by your comment I’m Jessica’s age and don’t drink for personal reasons havent since 21 but what do you believe she should be acting like instead? (By the way I completely agree with you just love others perspectives I find it interesting … mostly to make sure I don’t act the same as I can be immature 😂) thank you x

  • @emilynelson9653
    @emilynelson9653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I didn’t realize Jess was 30, I thought she was waaayy younger than me (34). I don’t think I know anyone over 25 that makes partying their whole personality like she does…

    • @emilynelson9653
      @emilynelson9653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Not to mention making being a teen mom your whole personality at 30 lol lol

    • @sheltonkristy
      @sheltonkristy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      She looks 40 but acts 15 so that's probably why you were confused by her actual age lol

    • @LeslieToronto1971
      @LeslieToronto1971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      30 going on 13 and selfish as hell.

    • @kamaladevi1441
      @kamaladevi1441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I truly thought she was in her late 40s who couldn't bear to leave her teen years.

    • @lovemelovenot100
      @lovemelovenot100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kamaladevi1441 THIS!!!!!

  • @blue7614
    @blue7614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The way she constantly talks about jet lag every trip the whole time makes me insane!!!!! We’re on California time we’re on California time LADY WE GET IT……
    Sunkissed butt wipe is rough, no jesssfam doesn’t need a mask she’s famous guys and she takes Covid so serious

  • @nessal4078
    @nessal4078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I feel like one day Talia is going to kill Jess. Out of sheer obsession and desperation.

    • @monicajones6827
      @monicajones6827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oooh I’d listen to that podcast!

    • @Gohappygirl
      @Gohappygirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now that would be nuts

    • @sheltonkristy
      @sheltonkristy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She is the 2022 Yolanda Saldivar but Jess is no Selena. That's for sure.

  • @ellietarter6536
    @ellietarter6536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Did anyone catch when Jess was talking to the kids Chris said “are you done?” After watching the interview with Janell it speaks volume

  • @DailyShelbyRenee
    @DailyShelbyRenee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When you said Roselyn’s husband is one step away from being mummified I LOST IT😂💀.

  • @cissi168
    @cissi168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I haven't been on a cruise since I was 17" - Jess regretting her life choices

  • @AmandaLovesYouu
    @AmandaLovesYouu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Anytime Jess flies anywhere that's a different time zone than she is she ALWAYS comments about how "It's X time California time" "I'm jet-lagged" ... no shiz LUL

  • @LindaKayHolevas
    @LindaKayHolevas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Look at you with almost 100,000 subs! You deserve it & so many more! It's been fun to watch you grow..congrats! xo

  • @KelseyB4190
    @KelseyB4190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I've been howling at this all night. I've watched multiple parts multiple times 😆 truly my favorite video you've done 🤣

    • @DoctorKittu
      @DoctorKittu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same 😂😂😂

    • @AbbyBrady2010x
      @AbbyBrady2010x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The pineapple part literally Killed me & him mocking their laughing 😂

    • @Sarahwise1995
      @Sarahwise1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same !! It’s almost 11pm and I’m crying with laughter

  • @jessicaslocum3483
    @jessicaslocum3483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Almost to 100k I'm so happy for u josh 🥰🥰🥰

    • @valtoton2982
      @valtoton2982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

  • @hannahberger5595
    @hannahberger5595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The pineapple flip (🍍📞) at the ocean/construction view 😂🤣 As I said in the live chat... Josh has been in TOP FORM today. Thanks alot for the laughs! Love ya, Josh!!

  • @Shannon_Moore
    @Shannon_Moore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Completely off topic but the mother of Cam&Fam channel just came out w a video saying she is not going to feature her kids as much and that she felt her whole life was a lie doing the fam vlogger stuff. She said she found an entire "community" (ppl like us lol) of ppl that were saying things that she agreed w. I am so proud that another 1 is waking up!!! Woohooooooo👏👏👏

    • @saracasaraca7104
      @saracasaraca7104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've not heard of this channel, but very glad that another vlogger is taking this step.

    • @Shannon_Moore
      @Shannon_Moore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@saracasaraca7104 yayyy!!!❤🙏

  • @kamaladevi1441
    @kamaladevi1441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Your analysis of this vlog is on point. Keep on producing such videos, truly appreciate your efforts. On an aside, perhaps you could do an update on the Saccone Jolys seeing that the wife has come up with a video in response to viewers' comments.

  • @kristamackenzie_
    @kristamackenzie_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just realized you hit 100k!! Congrats Josh🎉

    • @thedcp
      @thedcp  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🎉

  • @brantlie_boone
    @brantlie_boone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    No. Yellow is not a complimentary color to red hair. Or pale skin. Yellow is her favorite color though. I’m very guilty of not buying/wearing clothes specifically because they wouldn’t go with my red hair. Blues, greens, and purples look nice with red hair. I do wear reds, oranges, and yellow sometimes though. Just depends.

  • @helenneemeyer1602
    @helenneemeyer1602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Josh, you are so funny 😂 I was laughing so hard I was crying! Love how you make up what you think their like. You’re a Hoot!

  • @GingerThereforeNoSoul
    @GingerThereforeNoSoul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    For those who weren't in the live, I wanted to reiterate that yes, Jess is actually right; gingers tend to be rapid metablizers when it comes to things like anesthesia and even alachol. Now obviously, that's not the case with all of us (gingers), but it is the case for me, and every real ginger I've personally known. I started coming to during my surgery to get fixed...the only thing I remembered was hearing, "Turn it up." And I'm guessing that was in reference to oxygen...idk. It all happened so fast that I thankfully didn't feel pain. Had the surgeon not brought it up, I would have assumed it was some weird dream.

    • @brantlie_boone
      @brantlie_boone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yesss!!! Red head here! I’ve never had surgery before except wisdom teeth removal and thankfully I didn’t wake up, but when I’ve had work done on teeth where they need to numb you they have to use a lot of numbing meds! After the first shots that they normally give they’ll do a couple okie test and ask if I feel it and I’m like YUP so they always give me more shots! Interesting about the alcohol. Didn’t know that but it would explain why I can drink an extra drink or 2 before I start feeling anything compared to my friends. And I don’t drink often or a lot either so it’s not like I have a high tolerance built up.

    • @GingerThereforeNoSoul
      @GingerThereforeNoSoul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Brantlie Boone I dislocated my knee, and tore 4 ligaments a few years ago. I was in so much pain...they gave me a normal dose of diluaded and it did nothing. So I got more, and the doc said it was enough to put down a 300lb man, lol. Which at that point helped a lot.

    • @brantlie_boone
      @brantlie_boone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GingerThereforeNoSoul oh my gosh!!!! Well, my husband, a 6’5” man, takes like 2 200mg ibuprofens when he has a headache… I take 4 of them and sometimes it only fills the pain. He always gets on to me about taking too many. In his defense, the bottle says to take 1 every 6 hours… but come on… 1!?!

    • @brantlie_boone
      @brantlie_boone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GingerThereforeNoSoul and in your defense, that sounds like a terribly painful injury so you get those meds! But just be careful with them too! Lol

    • @GingerThereforeNoSoul
      @GingerThereforeNoSoul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Brantlie Boone oh I know. I was in the medical field for several years, plan on going back as soon as my youngest is in school...the only time I've asked for pain meds have been, giving birth, kidney stones (eff those), when my knee was messed up, and after my wisdom teeth. The longest was definitely the knee. Though I've never been a person to get hooked on things (not that I push that.)

  • @missy1340
    @missy1340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Wearing her clothes too small is way unflattering.

    • @beckyyang4310
      @beckyyang4310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She wants to dress like her teenage years because she didn’t get to live those days.

    • @Ella-zv4uz
      @Ella-zv4uz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She has zero style for her body. She doesn’t need Gucci but she doesn’t have a shape or curve. And plastic surgery ruined it more. She needs to change it up!

    • @f.lo.w1622
      @f.lo.w1622 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ella-zv4uz very true. Her body was shaped by a surgeon and she put on at least 20 pounds (probably way more) and its looking weird.
      I remember a video where she was shocked to have found a "strange bump" on her stomach area. Never found an update on that.
      But my guess is her abdominal wall broke 🤷‍♀️

  • @littlewifethatcould
    @littlewifethatcould 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Can confirm that high waisted shorts are honestly insanely uncomfortable if you buy them too small or even your typical size. It doesn’t matter if you’re stick thin or have some weight on you. The rule of thumb is to try and go a size up to give you some breathing room. So I would say with how tight her shorts look, they probably do hurt her abdomen after a few hours (unless they’re very stretchy).
    I didn’t realize this, but I’m her age (I’ll be 31 in August so slightly older). With that in mind, I have to say my friends and I are NOTHING like Jess and her friends. It makes me believe that her mentality is most likely stunted. I’m married with two kids and even though a lot of my friends still don’t have kids and aren’t married yet, none of us act like that. It’s amazing to see a full grown 30 year old acting like someone who just turned 21. 😳 YOLO, I guess… Right?
    That being said, I would love to go on a cruise before I die. We keep talking about it but life happens… Maybe one day.

  • @djhannnah
    @djhannnah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    As a drinker, when she said "30 shots," my immediate reaction was: um, wtf. that's nothing in 4-5 days. She has this party persona and she's not even good at it. Eye roll.

    • @NTom85
      @NTom85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And I can’t believe her choice of wine to bring was barefoot. 🥴

    • @djhannnah
      @djhannnah 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NTom85 lol same!

    • @feebeefee93xx38
      @feebeefee93xx38 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’d be dead if I had that much but I don’t drink so I’m not used to it 😭 can’t handle it at all even a couple makes me feel dreadful so I cut it out at like 21 never gone back it affects my mental health :( xxxx

    • @BabyMummaxo32
      @BabyMummaxo32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Was about to say this too… I feel like drinking culture in the UK is different but staying out till 3am ( till close here) is normal? She acts like it’s absolutely mad and she’s so hardcore. And barefoot is a fiver here off the bottle shelf 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @penelopep.maggie5976
      @penelopep.maggie5976 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She wasnt even taking shots, she was taking shooters

  • @hannahberger5595
    @hannahberger5595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Josh‘s dance session 🤣 OMG, I‘m holding my belly from too much laughing. The DCP was on FIRE today 🔥 😂❤️

  • @staceypeterson2565
    @staceypeterson2565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    That was fun, Josh! So ready for pt. 2!!!

  • @nessal4078
    @nessal4078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Do a snark video on Britney . She lied to u saying she would stop vlogging her kids and yet restarted a few months later!!!! Bigger than ever.

    • @monicajones6827
      @monicajones6827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤑

    • @SharpLife4
      @SharpLife4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Her kids are hardly the focus of the videos out of all of them that’s the least of the problems but her actions and how she lived life and broke up with her ex to move in with Frank was a little shady

    • @nessal4078
      @nessal4078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SharpLife4 wow defending exploitiing her kids much. They r still half her content

    • @SharpLife4
      @SharpLife4 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nessal4078 well only videos I’ve seen were her doing birthday balloons. Kids hardly in it and some cleaning videos. Again kids barely in it. I don’t feel
      That’s exploiting.

    • @nessal4078
      @nessal4078 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SharpLife4 i am now watching back her recent videos. There is loads of the kids....?!? Their FULL faces?

  • @brettneygibbs9047
    @brettneygibbs9047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    One year for my birthday my grandma gave me a box to open and I did, well it was a bunch of rocks and I was like wtf is this lol well at the bottom, underneath all the rocks were tickets to a Britney Spears concert. Not a useless gift, but one of my favorites ever lol

  • @naylani7790
    @naylani7790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Britney is pretty trashy too honestly and so is her husband 😬…You should definitely do a video on them.

  • @XxLunaStar13xX
    @XxLunaStar13xX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "SHE LOOKS LIKE A BUSTED BARBIE" 😂😂😂😂😂😉

  • @crystal6772
    @crystal6772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Every time we plan something for just the 2 of us I end up bringing the kids cause I can’t stand the idea of having fun without them idk how parents do it

    • @andreaf5765
      @andreaf5765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ditto. Even though I've gone away from my son (not till he was older) after the first day I was in a funk. I'm obsessed with being in his life hahah. How do these parents party and always ditch their kids?

    • @west_coast_girl
      @west_coast_girl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Omg..same. We planned trips around our son. When he was little, I would rather see him having fun. It would have killed me to go someplace fun and leave him behind.

    • @Cerrie88
      @Cerrie88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too mum of three don’t get me wrong can’t wait for when my kids are all adults and I can go away without them but while they are young I wouldn’t want to go away without my kids xx

    • @KDawnn
      @KDawnn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAME! I don’t judge parents who vacation without their kids. That’s awesome but I quite literally cannot leave my kids😅

  • @aprocessofchange6251
    @aprocessofchange6251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yellow is her favourite colour. Even though it's not a colour that red heads (or pale people in general), should wear.

  • @maddiewelbornx
    @maddiewelbornx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    i just realized tallia or whatever is sunkissed mamas name lmfao i’m caught up now ☠️

    • @sk8mes7
      @sk8mes7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same...

    • @javiahschleibs4590
      @javiahschleibs4590 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohhhhh

    • @DoctorKittu
      @DoctorKittu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same! Honestly have no clue who these people are until I watched Josh’s videos.

  • @suzannasuzanna4749
    @suzannasuzanna4749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    She is the type of annoying person we MOVE AWAY FROM in a restaurant

  • @waterfall412
    @waterfall412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Josh.... you know these are my jam! Haven't felt the hottest today, so I'm so ready for this to bring a smile into my day!

    • @giannastewart1950
      @giannastewart1950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sorry about that hope you’re day gets better

    • @iertjeee
      @iertjeee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same, I love these video's🤣

  • @cassidyrabold293
    @cassidyrabold293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm 27 and this just looks exhausting to me. This year I had dinner at my parents and my husband and I laid around and did nothing for the weekend. A++

    • @elenaolszewski871
      @elenaolszewski871 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here lol im guessing more then drinking is going on aka uppers. Lota of energy for so much drinking. At 31 nothing sounds exciting to my husband i.

  • @rebecca-8531
    @rebecca-8531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She would look so nice in navy blue or a dark green. Yellow does her no justice.

  • @Bea56601
    @Bea56601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You couldn't pay me to take a cruise during a pandemic.

  • @AdventuresWithNickle
    @AdventuresWithNickle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If I was on a cruise and I was near people who kept screaming… I would be furious 🙂✨

  • @TheBrittbrat2341
    @TheBrittbrat2341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Omg you should totally send her your merch! 😄 Could you imagine her reaction.

  • @ABC3-2
    @ABC3-2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The innoculation dent thing is also seen in people from different countries. My young friends from Eritrea had the same!

    • @sisuguillam5109
      @sisuguillam5109 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meint er eine Narbe von der Pockenimpfung? Hier in Deutschland haben die nur Leute über 50.... und in den USA sollte das auch niemand nach 1972 bekommen haben.

  • @Blueroo23
    @Blueroo23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can’t think of anything worse than being on a cruise. We thought about going on one a few years ago before Covid hit and then I watched a documentary about those poor people who were quarantined in their rooms….nope have no desire now

    • @mirandaduffy4367
      @mirandaduffy4367 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I watched that too! I’ve been on about 4 when I was younger but don’t think I’d be able to go on one again after watching that

  • @makayla4593
    @makayla4593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    why is the running yellow joke soooo funny. that water slide clip kills me

  • @jennmoslek921
    @jennmoslek921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm pretty sure she chose to put 3 S's in "JESSSFam" as a shoutout to each baby daddy...If she ever splits from Chris & goes on to have more kids, It will cost her a pretty penny having to redo ALL of her merch to add a 4th "S"!

    • @gethealthywithbritt07
      @gethealthywithbritt07 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope JesssFam was taken that is why she has a extra S

    • @krystalRosex0x
      @krystalRosex0x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gethealthywithbritt07 It was because she was “GabeandJesss” prior to, & “GabeandJess” was taken. She honoured the 3 s’s with her new channel name.

  • @laramyholman7190
    @laramyholman7190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I feel like I'm watching a 16 year old when I see her. No class at all. These are the people who will be the creepy 60 yr olds still trying to act like they're cool and young with their partying and nasty talk 24/7. Ugh

  • @comom2055
    @comom2055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’ve never gotten the appeal of drinking. I’ve never been drunk and I don’t think I’ll ever want to. Just not on my bucket list.
    I’m 36 and I’ve never known anyone in their 30’s who acts like this. Feel like Jessssss is trying to make up for lost time here.
    Can’t wait for part two and everyone else’s perspective lol

  • @HeatherW72
    @HeatherW72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "She could take a shot of Vagisil"...OMG, I am laughing so hard. That comment fits Jess LOL

  • @Aikoerin
    @Aikoerin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Josh your almost at 100,000 subscribers 🎉

  • @shaunalee7826
    @shaunalee7826 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “WAIT WHOSE THIS GUY”
    I rewatched that part 8274 times, and cackled each time 😂😂😂😂

  • @katiedaigle5132
    @katiedaigle5132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ever since I saw the video of how Jess and that other girl were talking to the 3 teenage girls I was shocked! Unscribed!

  • @ellena.8369
    @ellena.8369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    New subscriber, are you a stand up comedian by chance? Your commentary of these family people/youtubers like JessFam are a R I O T; the sarcasm, comebacks, and one-liners reacting to her shorts; the voices you do; the flamboyance of it all; the logistics of what she's missing on her trips; and the over all amazingly delicious, perfectly toned, and well-written jabs that make your videos so da&#@ funny and entertaining. COME EVERYONE FOR FUN and BUTTERY commentary of the countless dunces of TH-cam with this cool dude.

    • @thedcp
      @thedcp  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow. Thank you! No I don’t write anything. I watch the video for the first time with you guys and this is what comes out of me baba

  • @emiliabryce7135
    @emiliabryce7135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Not Jess doing her old dance class routines in the club 🤣, girl no, that’s not what they mean by dance club.

    • @dimitriadesp6028
      @dimitriadesp6028 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She dances like a stripper, especially, when she goes down.

  • @miriahsmith
    @miriahsmith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a red head the pain tolerance thing is true. I typically have a higher threshold for pain, but when I do have to take medication I normally have to take more of it than the average person. I’m also more sensitive to temperatures. So I get overheated and cold easily.

  • @queenofhearts1819
    @queenofhearts1819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I agree with you forcing yourself to drink something is not enjoyable

  • @jyup5850
    @jyup5850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yaaaaaasss white guy at a dance 🤣 🤣 😂 !!!! Classic moves Josh 👌 👏 🤣

  • @SaraSmilesandCreates
    @SaraSmilesandCreates 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Umm… she was totally thinking the lower levels had windows that showed UNDER the ocean… like an aquarium. Guarantee that’s what she was thinking!

    • @shaunalee7826
      @shaunalee7826 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely, like a submarine 😂

  • @caroldeaton619
    @caroldeaton619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh boy here we go like like like like like like like like like like like like like like here we go LOL do you like my grammar Josh?

  • @ashleymandina6139
    @ashleymandina6139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the butter comment had me rolling!!! i replayed it 3 times lmao!!! i actually laughed so much this whole video .

  • @alyssanicole8559
    @alyssanicole8559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Roslyn's going to the prom"... Lmao that was the best

  • @jcwittig
    @jcwittig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the top three places where Cruise makes their money back is beverages and alcohol. From what I have heard you can pay up to five to six times what you would on land.

  • @rachelann7208
    @rachelann7208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They act like they’re 17. It’s so hard to watch. Thankfully we have you because I die laughing when you imitating her!!! 😂

  • @newnamewhodis1
    @newnamewhodis1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂😂 a shot of vagasil 😂😂