this csgo video will put you on meds

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  • @ALaughingWolf2188
    @ALaughingWolf2188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8036

    This has gotta be one of the funniest CSGO videos from them I’ve watched in a while, *and all they’re talking about is 11 billion missing crabs*

    • @Enohx
      @Enohx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Blarg's video was 43 minutes long only the crabs stuff lol

    • @holdensnyder637
      @holdensnyder637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      The best part is you can watch it 11 billion times and it's still funny.

    • @UranoP7
      @UranoP7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It's 11 minutes too, just like the amount of billion crabs missing

    • @plex6288
      @plex6288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bottom tier video

    • @thisiszenit5331
      @thisiszenit5331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🧢

  • @JaredR1996
    @JaredR1996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7228

    Blarg will forever regret bringing up 11 billion crabs going missing, but it makes for great content

    • @James-6407
      @James-6407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      If finding Nemo was real marlin would turn into a female and reproduce with Nemo after the mum dies

    • @James-6407
      @James-6407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Clown fish are cannibals and barracuda don't eat clown fish so marlin most likely ate Nemos mum along with all the eggs and made up the story with the barracuda to cope

    • @James-6407
      @James-6407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Finding Nemo was a cultural phenomenon that released on 10th October 2003 and saved all fish from going extinct due to lack of awareness for marlins huge dumptruck

    • @gutts4208
      @gutts4208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everything is content :)

    • @creampielover69
      @creampielover69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@James-6407 That part about Marlin cannibalising his wife and unborn children made me act up

  • @soup
    @soup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10572

    Someone please help us find them

    • @ernest_j._maple
      @ernest_j._maple 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      If you didn't see where they went I got bad news for ya

    • @rockbear9422
      @rockbear9422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      What do you mean you guys already solved the case? Walt and Jesse dissolved all 11 billion of them in the vat of acid.

    • @killofduty4227
      @killofduty4227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      apparantely they died because the temperature was 2 degrees higher than usual in the water. rip 11 billion crabs

    • @OGSynGaming
      @OGSynGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Red lobster is having a special 😂

    • @Mhggbjj
      @Mhggbjj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We gotta get to Alaska Jesse!!

  • @eoinfarrell4684
    @eoinfarrell4684 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    “geez Walt, what you got in this bag”
    “Half a million crabs”
    Actually one the funniest things I’ve seen

  • @GhostfaceRocks
    @GhostfaceRocks ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This is unironicaly one of the best things ive ever seen on youtube.

  • @sophiadebar382
    @sophiadebar382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6207

    For those actually wondering, they’re suspecting China or Russia have been illegally crabbing in Alaska’s ocean space

    • @pulsofumi578
      @pulsofumi578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +704

      Very interesting, yet another reason to start WWIII, thanks

    • @squillz8310
      @squillz8310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +476

      I heard it had to do with Global warming. Alaska is the fastest warming state, and since the waters around Alaska are getting significantly warmer, the crabs are migrating a lot farther north.
      It was either that, or mass disease killing them. But iirc it's all still up to speculation right now. So any reason could be right, or a combination of all of them.

    • @anoobis3564
      @anoobis3564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Thats really fishy

    • @Egonimo
      @Egonimo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anoobis3564 f u

    • @Rutherf0rdBHayes
      @Rutherf0rdBHayes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      That’s what I initially thought too due to sanctions and the war, but ironically I spoke with a fisherman from Alaska like last week and he said it’s due to them migrating to colder/deeper water. He told me he’s seen it happen before, but it was never on a scale this massive.

  • @TheVideoGameScrub
    @TheVideoGameScrub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1805

    Turns out Swagger's neighbors don't complain because they're literal crabs

    • @its_seraph
      @its_seraph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      And they are gone.

    • @ThisQwizzLitt
      @ThisQwizzLitt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@marshall21610 😂😂

    • @shavenjesus
      @shavenjesus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      2/11 billion crabs found

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They're literal crabs?
      So they're crabs that perceive everything verbatim?

  • @Malxer
    @Malxer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    Thank God Swagger still pulls out this masterpieces of videos in 2022. It makes me feel like 2012 never ended.

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same.
      Still has that 2012 energy

    • @salemcrow5078
      @salemcrow5078 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SlyHikari03 got that 20...11 billion crabs energy

    • @Fxck.U2isa
      @Fxck.U2isa 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      damn unc

  • @S_t_r_e_s_s
    @S_t_r_e_s_s ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Crabs are the final evolution of humor

  • @froggycosmos1007
    @froggycosmos1007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    I never knew I could be entertained by crabs for 11 minutes straight

    • @venatrix3431
      @venatrix3431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      One minute = 1 billion crabs 😢

  • @gimmedatcake4785
    @gimmedatcake4785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    I laughed way too much. Now my face hurts like I've eaten 11 billion crabs.

    • @kayleydonlon2483
      @kayleydonlon2483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      me too, but its because im allergic and might die

  • @forgottenalex
    @forgottenalex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    There needs to be a remaster video of all their perspectives during this crab session. Also a deleted scenes set of videos of the rest of the 2 hours convo

  • @sadfacedbd
    @sadfacedbd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    imagine you fall into the backroom and there is 11 billion crabs just looking at you

  • @falcongaming3009
    @falcongaming3009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    7:22 Got me out of nowhere. I cant stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣 CRABBY 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

  • @angeloperri1128
    @angeloperri1128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    Man, the crab comment sure was a deadly catch for you guys
    I'll see myself out

    • @connorwallace5274
      @connorwallace5274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      please do see yourself out.

    • @SnowMexicann
      @SnowMexicann 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please sea yourself out.

    • @masterm8840
      @masterm8840 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No!! You will SEA yourself out!!!

    • @marekbooth9006
      @marekbooth9006 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sea* yourself out

    • @Dadphobicc
      @Dadphobicc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no come back here that was fucking funny

  • @emnersonn
    @emnersonn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    i like men

    • @sqlevolicious
      @sqlevolicious 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Entire ecosystems are disappearing overnight due to human-expedited global warming, rearing the head of an ecological collapse that would kill off a significant portion of life on the planet, ending modern human civilization possibly forever.
      humans: hahaha funny

  • @thomasway0320
    @thomasway0320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Swear to god Soup's Hank impression about the crabs is the funnies thing in this whole session.

  • @yaboispudpud
    @yaboispudpud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Can we just talk about how spot on that Hank impression was though?

  • @littleblueboy9780
    @littleblueboy9780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Alaska: Loses 11 billion crabs
    The next day: THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

  • @SPEEDFAN4LIFE
    @SPEEDFAN4LIFE ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:41 the sequel “better call crab”

  • @strana6875
    @strana6875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Blarg’s video was so much more painful 😂😂
    This was a good content video, but Blarg’s POV was a great representation of what y’all dealt with in this session 💀

    • @-freshsans
      @-freshsans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fr

    • @iliketraps9190
      @iliketraps9190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Everyone else's videos capture a lot more suffering

  • @SnazzyBoBazzy
    @SnazzyBoBazzy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    So glad this video is bringing awareness to the missing crabs 😢

    • @alaskancabin7506
      @alaskancabin7506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It actually does really suck. It is a very large part of our economy. The Russians and Chinese have been illegally fishing them in Alaskan water.

    • @planetsec9
      @planetsec9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alaskancabin7506 Time to sink those boats

    • @JokingAroundInternet
      @JokingAroundInternet ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alaskancabin7506 and idiots go "Glawbal wArming is a real thing, so due to significant temperature increase..." I hate them...

  • @thedecoy04
    @thedecoy04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    No matter how many times I hear about the 11 billion crabs and the following descent into madness from the Goons, I can't get enough.

  • @AbeBatJes
    @AbeBatJes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    If all the crabs were at 6-9 pounds minimum give or take, it would NEARLY be around $2,000,000,000,000 (two trillion), 1.9ish to be "exact", and that's not including if some of them are more 'premium' crabs.

  • @MajesticMrMoo
    @MajesticMrMoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is by far the funniest CS moments we’ve had in a while. Thank you Blarg for bringing up all the damn crabs going missing.

  • @Craiguuu
    @Craiguuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This is actually the funniest video y’all have made in a while

  • @scull_krush8444
    @scull_krush8444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I haven't laughed this hard in ages god I love this to death

  • @charlierocket8007
    @charlierocket8007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This is the 4th time I’ve watched this session and I’m still dying every time 😂

  • @TestarossaF110
    @TestarossaF110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Holy shit you guys are a hoot, this crab stuff has to become yalls thing now. I'm expecting random callbacks in like 19 videos from now.

  • @TZ_
    @TZ_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Genuinely one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched

  • @qubey
    @qubey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    This has to be the most I've ever laughed in like 3 years.. f*cking GOLDEN!

  • @DudeMcGuybro
    @DudeMcGuybro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Okay, realizing that the song at 1:26 is the Portal song made me unreasonably happy for zero reason, and for that, you have earned a god damned like. Don't spend it all on crack.

  • @CuteAdventures_
    @CuteAdventures_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    no way did 11 million crabs just make me lose my absolute mind and uncontrollably laugh for 11 minutes and 50 seconds straight

  • @lionsoldier1179
    @lionsoldier1179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just love how the mention of 11 billion crustaceans was enough to make them all collectively lose their minds

  • @jamesjohnson2870
    @jamesjohnson2870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how one statement of 11 billion crabs went missing turned into a whole entire video

  • @JohnDoe-fz8uc
    @JohnDoe-fz8uc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Laughing Is contagious, and these guys are best source for it 😂😂😂

  • @coach9313
    @coach9313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    PLEASE make more videos with this group. Don't get me wrong, I like the Misfits wit Fitz and the gang, but this group just works so well together. Peak content😂

  • @Scooby_Nubie
    @Scooby_Nubie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Somehow a joke became the whole video and the video was fucking perfect. This is the hardest I've laughed in a long time. Stay crabby 🦀

  • @wannabe_urs2382
    @wannabe_urs2382 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Not me watching this video 11 months later 💀 rip to those 11 billion crabs 😭

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Bro why is this the funniest video ever and it's just talking about 11 billion crabs starving to death in Alaska

  • @RainyDuck1
    @RainyDuck1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Never thought that 11 billion crabs would make me laugh so much.

  • @manticoregaming15
    @manticoregaming15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    One of the funniest things I've heard whole day,Blarg is Indeed a man of Content

  • @yourstrulypengwen
    @yourstrulypengwen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Let me just say, I am someone who is on meds, and this made me feel like I don't need to take any today, so thank you (:
    *Edit* I'm still going to take them, this just gave me that dopamine boost for now lol

    • @SprinkCalSA
      @SprinkCalSA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish I was that smart with them when I could afford meds

    • @KATinBLACK
      @KATinBLACK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh shit I almost forgot to take my meds. This gave me enough of a boost I wanted to believe I was invincible
      But never mind my blood pressure is getting low, gotta take my meds

    • @SprinkCalSA
      @SprinkCalSA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nicelemon7562 Who knows at this point. College isn't going great, work opportunities are limited where I live and can't afford to move to fix it, relationship always seems rocky. Don't know what's wrong with me but pretty sure it's a lot

    • @Smokeyxz
      @Smokeyxz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Calvin things get better. It may seem like shit but I promise things do get better. You will figure out man.

    • @SprinkCalSA
      @SprinkCalSA 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Smokeyxz Trust me man I know. I doubt things will get better for a few years. For now pushing through life and seeing what happens is all a person can really do

  • @cadenbaca9110
    @cadenbaca9110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Literally had a commercial about aquariums at 8:20 talking about fish😂

  • @Purpleshade29
    @Purpleshade29 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Evolving into crab is a marylanders dream

  • @bommybollins8252
    @bommybollins8252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:03 yes it is true, they are bottom feeders that are microscopic, and as they age, they get closer and closer to the shoreline, adapting to the environment, and quite literally evolving whilst conscious

  • @LevyBe01
    @LevyBe01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    BROOO THE BREAKING BAD PART KILLED ME 😂😂

  • @Mariodash23
    @Mariodash23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the funniest crab related humor I've ever seen lmao

  • @Rob_BBX
    @Rob_BBX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If someone counted a billion crabs at the pace of 1 crab per second, it would take approximately 32 years to count them. So 11 billion crabs would take 352 years to count.

  • @supitsthattocot1165
    @supitsthattocot1165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    By far one of my most favorite videos

  • @itscrab9124
    @itscrab9124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I grow stronger with every perspective of this session i watch

  • @jtjensen
    @jtjensen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Haven't laughed this hard since the "Bunger" incident 😂😂

  • @KMTKentrell
    @KMTKentrell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You know it’s a good day when swagger uploads

  • @redacted2513
    @redacted2513 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These are the kind of TH-camrs that'll say they're jokes are washed up, then produce the single best crab content gaming video on TH-cam

  • @yourmatedonny
    @yourmatedonny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    More crab funny moments
    Crab funny moments to mourn the 11 billion missing crabs.
    Mr krabs: “sponge boi me bob where am I”

  • @yestheinternetexplorer
    @yestheinternetexplorer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can’t believe this is a third version of this video I see and I’m still dying laughing bc of these eleven billion goddamn crabs

  • @sora.7973
    @sora.7973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:44 When the crabs are real

  • @EmpyriumRust
    @EmpyriumRust 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:40 seconds of laughing at crabs

  • @jemarmour7796
    @jemarmour7796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this feels like a new age of swagger, this was the funniest video ive watched in a long time

  • @D.W._Bucks
    @D.W._Bucks 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Jesus Christ, Walt. What's in the bag? half a million crabs?" that shit had me in fucking tears.

  • @Mika-ph6ku
    @Mika-ph6ku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I can't believe they managed to keep the crab punchline going for the entire damn video!

    • @gary4014
      @gary4014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More crabs and punchlines than “Crabpunchers Weekly”

  • @BlueAxolotl2103
    @BlueAxolotl2103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Didn't think nearly 12 minutes of crab talk would be so funny 🤣

  • @gandalf_thegrey
    @gandalf_thegrey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    jokes on you swagger, I'm already on meds

  • @Nathreim1
    @Nathreim1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ive lost count of how many times Ive watch the crab episode its honestly one of the funniest things Ive watched in a while and I keep coming back to it.🦀🦀🦀🦀

  • @thegamingdoge2000
    @thegamingdoge2000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video is just several men devolving back into monkeys

  • @curist8411
    @curist8411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Sequel: Better Call Krabs

  • @trashyzz
    @trashyzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love how swagger made an entire video on one continuous bit about the 11 billion crabs that went missing 😂

  • @DingusYi
    @DingusYi ปีที่แล้ว +4

    swagger’s laugh at 4:54 tho

  • @FrankTheUnknown
    @FrankTheUnknown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Them: Life is like a highway.
    Me: Life is a dark alleyway and I'm getting shanked every step of the way.

  • @ShammusWammus
    @ShammusWammus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've watched this video four times now and today I got a nosebleed from laughing so hard at the dude scanning the crabs

  • @DemonxModRx
    @DemonxModRx 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Bro really missed the opportunity to title the video "this video will give you crabs"

  • @nabetze6
    @nabetze6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Holy shit watching this video is the most I've laughed in months, thank you so much for this Swagger

  • @butler5812
    @butler5812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:33 I actually first saw the 11billion crab bit on tiktok…

  • @TaffruYT
    @TaffruYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that you’ve stayed with you content style :) makes me happy watching your videos swag

  • @Kroftiee
    @Kroftiee ปีที่แล้ว +1

    as someone who lives in alaska, i do in fact count crabs in my free time.

  • @crazycat1052
    @crazycat1052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Better call crab

  • @thecrabcymraeg6900
    @thecrabcymraeg6900 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    WE HAVE RETURNED

  • @MrWeasel29
    @MrWeasel29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Keep an eye out for red lobster. Possibilities for the new item.....crabby patties!

  • @liamwoods198
    @liamwoods198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching these guys losing their minds over crabs is absolutely hilarious.

  • @themodernholmes1735
    @themodernholmes1735 ปีที่แล้ว

    The crabs didn't die, they just became invisible.

  • @nigelzelaya
    @nigelzelaya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Swagger has once again returned to cure my depression. :)

  • @antisocialbear-wolf
    @antisocialbear-wolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can confirm I am now on meds because of this video

  • @maldito214
    @maldito214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Not For Long
    7:05

  • @jimtraylor9007
    @jimtraylor9007 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m tired of crabs on this mother frickin plane

  • @gutsxr0ses
    @gutsxr0ses ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I didn’t know I needed Jesse crabman in my life but now I can’t live without it 😂

  • @ghazbag1
    @ghazbag1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just imagine being on the enemy team not knowing the team you are fighting against is having an hour long conversation about crabs

  • @TZ_
    @TZ_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Better Crab Saul
    Breaking Crab
    El Crabino

  • @JabberZhoc
    @JabberZhoc ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I loved the part where he said “it’s crabbin’ time “ and then proceeded to go to Alaska and kill 11 billion crabs

  • @V9Forever
    @V9Forever ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These guys always make me laugh when I feel down

  • @basicnormalguy
    @basicnormalguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro these 11 billion crabs cracked me up so much for no reason

  • @TheEldritchL
    @TheEldritchL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm stoned as fuuuuc and Jesus Christ this almost sent me to a place my laughter couldn't even comprehend, holy crab man, 11 billion crabs

  • @Behold-a-Duck
    @Behold-a-Duck ปีที่แล้ว

    11 minutes of crabs. The greatest tribute to 11 Billion missing crabs.

  • @florilaan
    @florilaan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is still my favorite video on the internet

  • @ricklebron
    @ricklebron 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    im so fucking high n the video gradually turning into a never ending crab bit is so funny dude

  • @gabriellajos9297
    @gabriellajos9297 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this entire video is literally just about crabs and it’s peak content

  • @Dan42137
    @Dan42137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ducking crabs 😂😂😂 Has to be the funniest vid

  • @thefaulkinator4277
    @thefaulkinator4277 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was baked at 5am laughing with tears at this video. Truly a classic

  • @nightxnos65
    @nightxnos65 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Feels like 2017 again, good shit boys

  • @julianofmemes9289
    @julianofmemes9289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This video made me laugh throughout the whole thing and now I can last NNN

  • @tkrek2425
    @tkrek2425 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why was this the funniest video I have seen in a while, and all they did was talk about crabs 😂😂