he forgot to put in the part of the blind date when your stomach makes a loud noise during an awkward silence and you sound like a beast from the depth of hell...
i thought this was so funny until i realized how many times i've been the exact same situation over and over again. i feel this guy's pain. i just can't talk, period. i'm so awkward when it comes to women.
-The lobster's supposed to be really good here. -Did you see that new show last night? ...It was really funny -Oh well my cable got shut off last night.
when people are this awkward in life they need a new direction to get themselves to be natural with others. Too many people worry about what other people think about them. It's easier said than done but if you just focus on your happiness and positivity then the rest just falls into place. People try too hard and feel that they HAVE to have relationships and often force it on themselves too early. Life will tell you when you are ready and you will know it as will the other person.
@schmirk2 in other words if you are socially awkward chances are you are insecure. If you are insecure then you need to focus on positivity and acceptance of yourself. Don't try to be "special" to that other person and just be yourself because once you are happy with yourself you will find that you are indeed special and worthy of friendship or even more.
"You know that is realy interesting, cuz my father has a lot of blood in his stool...." Brilliant.... and how does he know about the blood in his father's...
he forgot to put in the part of the blind date when your stomach makes a loud noise during an awkward silence and you sound like a beast from the depth of hell...
i thought this was so funny until i realized how many times i've been the exact same situation over and over again. i feel this guy's pain. i just can't talk, period. i'm so awkward when it comes to women.
damn.... these stick figures have amazingly expressive faces.... as good as any professional actor...
"I once knew somebody who had a dog." LOL
"i did my hair for this?" hahaha so true!
It's amazing watching this and then watching Everything will be OK, or I am so Proud of you. Just seeing how Don's animation has changed
Don is a true artist, not only in animation, but an artist in life itself.
"No, my parents were incinerated when I was 3"
"Oh."
"Yeah, haha."
I love you for this. I've been looking for it on here for years!!
großartig, wie er den figuren stimmungen und gesichtsausdrücke zeichnet und dabei den menschen reflektiert mit so wenigen strichen...
"You know, my friend recommended this resteraunt."
-Baby crying in the background-
"He says its really romantic."
I love how Don captures reality! Surprisingly hard to do!
This cartoon is great! It won 25 awards, and Don Hertzfeldt single handedly drew over 10,000 pictures to animate it.
"He said it was really romantic."
Que baby screaming.
Oh, Don. I love you so.
The baby crying in the 'very romantic' restaurant made me laugh.
"do you have any gum" oh my god that must be one of the most popular things to say during an awkward situation
LOL @ " Do you have any gum ? " . and " my parents were incinerated when I was three . " was also funny .
this can't be any more halarious!!!!!!
-The lobster's supposed to be really good here.
-Did you see that new show last night?
...It was really funny
-Oh well my cable got shut off last night.
Oh god ....just TOO FREAKING REAL
amazing. i love his stuff, so funny n akward
"My parents were incinerated when I was three." LMAO!!!
This is so great. Must go watch part 2 now.
Essentially, this is one big object lesson in dramatic irony.
LOL SOCK PUPPET THEATER, that really got her attention lol
Loved the name of the restaurant.
Chez Food.
ROFL "u know that guy with the thing?" XD
I only just saw that sleeping guy and I was rolling on the floor :)
I just did it to see how people re-act to this.
And the results are pretty funny.
"Say something witty, yet alluring." Good to know this isn't the general rule of conversation for only me.
suddenly, i feel better about my conversation skills
godammit this is so freaking true it hurts
Did anyone else notice at 5:45 the table on the left? ^_^
Gotta love Don!
"Chez Food" LOL!!!!
haha that was my fave part!!! haha.
haha the kid crying is awesome :P
Don Hertzfeldt is f**king awesome!
THIS was uploaded on my birthday :D:D:D:D:D
73 persons shouldn't have bothered checking this out
I like this
this totally captures the atmoshpere of an akward date haha!
That was the most uncomfortable video ever. I LOVE IT!!!!!
lol thats a pick up line for the ages... "My father has a lot of blood in his stool"
Wow, awkward
"My parent's were incinerated when I was three."
They were probably in a Don Hertzfeldt movie XD
haha the girl talks just like us.. THAT GUY. YOU KNOW, THT REALLYFUNNY GUY.lololol
ACCURATE as fuck right there man lmao
This is how all my dates went. It gets better once you have the food cause then you can talk about that.
thank you very much
good catch!
I once knew someone who had a dog........I lol'd
Brilliant
Exactly why I'm going to be a hermit bachelor in the middle of nowhere for the rest of my life
nice conversation :P
it IS. Its even more painful I can imagine me as jim
luv it!!!!
Easy way out of this situation: I only use the restroom at home...Wait one minute...I'm gonna use the restroom now.
Keep on pressing 2 to hear lily say "naked."
Keep on pressing 3 to hear Jim say "Destroy."
Haha "Say something witty, yet alluring." "That's interesting because my father has a lot of blood in his stool.
Win.
I'd actually watch "Blind Date" if Don Hertzfeldt animated it.
Therapist Joe Says: "I'm feeling fat and sassy".
Everytime somebody rejects this video, chuck Norris dropkicks a baby kitten in the face
3:44 made me run to the bathroom and pee immediately, and then blow my brains out from sheer awkwardness.
'my parents were incinerated when i was three.' ohmagaaawd. win.
"Thats very interesseting, my father had â lot of blood in his stool" XDDD
When they got interviewed they were....Naked? LOL
This is... so true ._.
Do you have any gum?
LOL.
Nice way to keep conversations alive.
>w>
"i did my hair for this?"
what hair....
when people are this awkward in life they need a new direction to get themselves to be natural with others. Too many people worry about what other people think about them. It's easier said than done but if you just focus on your happiness and positivity then the rest just falls into place. People try too hard and feel that they HAVE to have relationships and often force it on themselves too early. Life will tell you when you are ready and you will know it as will the other person.
i'll be lucky to even have a blind date.
god. this is the best example of awk dating evar.
Oh sure yes, I saw this guy and he was really funny!
there is a litle mistake in 5:52 when the glass just deasapear for a moment :D but hole thing is rreeaaaly cool i watching it again and again ;]
HAHAHA! I ONCE KNEW SOMEONE WHO HAD A DOG
"He's an economic analyst"
"Oh."
"he is an econmoic analyst"
"ohh"
"I once knew someone who has a dog."
Oh no it's like they snuck a tape recorder into one of my dates.
i used to live next door to a guy who had a civil war mess kit
Did anyone else notice at 5:53...? He's like "Where the fuck did my glass go?" (It just disappeared)
AWKWARD
@schmirk2 in other words if you are socially awkward chances are you are insecure. If you are insecure then you need to focus on positivity and acceptance of yourself. Don't try to be "special" to that other person and just be yourself because once you are happy with yourself you will find that you are indeed special and worthy of friendship or even more.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this is 2 good. lol
His cup disappears at 5:52.
wow the awkward ness came through the screen and ingulfed me
that show was great last night wasn't it. if i only knew what show it was
He said he saw the new Holocaust film and it was pretty neat. Right after she said her parents were incinerated when she was three.
5:46...dudeman in the background (to the left) is passed the f*** out on the table haha
haha something witty "My father has alot of blood in his stool"
i used to live next to a guy who had a civil war bullet
"You know that is realy interesting, cuz my father has a lot of blood in his stool...." Brilliant.... and how does he know about the blood in his father's...
lol "my parents were incinerated when I was 3"
...sadly i can see this happening to me in the future...the awkwardness
on cable, isn't channel 4 the tv guide channel?
Anyone else notice his water glass randomly disappear?
O_o
HOOOWHAAAAAA??????
I don't even WANT to know about that!!!
I 5#17 brixks!
I have THREE!
I once knew someone who had a dog.
its like a cartoon version of Annie Hall
hilarious
My parents were incinerated when I was 3 LMFAO
man the awkwardness!
5:03 EPIC!!!!! hahaha
I'm never going on blind dates xD