I wonder if Bruce is a little ticked off that, despite the tragedy, he went through, fairy world never assigned him any godparents… then again, who needs godparents when you have Alfred?
@@purrgiri9862now I have this sick ass head cannon about young Bruce and his fairies fighting mystical villains and saving the world, but having to say farewell to them before losing his memories and becoming lonely again, but still retaining the essence of his experiences and adventures that he carried on to become batman. That would be a story I’d kill to see.
@@Devilsblight86His actual parents do care, they’re just negligent and self absorbed to the point it’s kinda abuse. But they do love him enough to fight world ending threats for him.
Plot twist, Bruce had fairy god parents when he was a kid, that's how he was able to become Batman so easily, but now has no memory of their contribution since Bruce is an adult.
@@megafox3753 yeah but sometimes all your kid wants is to have a relationship with you, if you never really do that how do they know if you actually love them or not?
"Average" a very broad term. If he lacks in accademics and sports then what is it that brings him to the "average" category if not his cunning mind and imagination.
Unlike the shadow or the question. Batman since day one has distinguished himself from other dark vigilantes by his compassion. That's why his villains are in Arkham instead of the grave
So Batman could either use money to force the Turners to spend time with Timmy or simply say “hi Comso, hi Wanda” and wait till Jorgen shows up with “Da Rulez”.
Da Rulez would definitely have a clause for Batman--and any other hero who makes a long list of paranoia inspired Machiavellian plans to take down his friends and fictional characters
now that i think about it, how many people do you think died when that wish was undone? Like there were definetly people who ended up above an age far above expected, like 150, 180 years in age, did they just die? I mean it's Timmy's fault for making that wish anyway, but just imagine suddenly being 50 years older
@@CutWatdue to the situation, I think they just started aging again. Yeah, they've been alive for 50 years, but I don't remember it more than a single one
The one time a non-godchild is allowed to know that a godchild has fairies. When asked why, Jorgen immediately turns pale and demands that the subject be changed.
Jorgen probably wrote on a sticky note to give Bruce Fairy God Parents, but then Jorgen put that note in his pants and forgot about it. If you get this reference, you're amazing.
@@TheFunnyGuy9000I love that implication, that Batman knows precisely what it means that he knows of them, and yet, keeps it to himself for Timmy's sake. But it's in his back pocket should he ever need that information about how to stop a rogue Timmy Turner.
Oh gosh, that actually makes sense. Batman: "I wish to become the world's greatest detective and one of the best martial artist!" Jordan: *Raises wand to grant wish* Bruce: "Why didn't it work?" Jordan: "You think that I'll let you have it without earning it? You have to WORK for your wish! Ah ha ah ha! Anyways, hop to it! *Poofs Bruce Wayne to Havard and then the Himalayas at a shaolin monestary*
@@anti1trainingFor the entire episode Jorgen inexplicably gets a cold and wears a Special Fairy Sickness Mask that makes him sound like Tom Hardy Bane Wanda questions if Jorgen should be talking about dinosaurs and ice ages only to be rebuffed at every opportunity
@@hambor12 that is very true. Jimmy seems to also have more of a unique capability of making inventions from recycled materials or household appliances. Jimmy also made a spare Hypno-Beam from the spare parts from a control panel and a death laser during the Jet Fusion movie. So I would say Jimmy's biggest weakness would be denying him any materials or technology to invent with. No materials? No inventions
To be fair for Timmy... He has the worst school teacher so that might be dampening his grades as I could easily see him becoming a good lawyer in the future. That and taking away his god parents tends to be the trigger that makes him stop being a stupid kid and turning into an actual threat.
And to continue your line of thinking: Timmy’s parents were hippies who met on the road, got pregnant, quickly married, and got a house. Basically, I imagine they blame Timmy for taking away their adventurous lifestyle, loss of opportunities, and even use him as a pawn in their hatred of the Dinkleburgs. The Dinkleburgs are a well to do couple who deliberately didn’t have any children, and have the lifestyle that the Turners want. So when you look at it, the parents emotionally and physically neglect their son to live their fantasy, not wanting to actually take responsibility and raise their son.
Yeah, it's pretty apparent that Timmy is actually fairly intelligent but has been conditioned by his parents and teacher to have no interest in learning or in expressing that intelligence. His dad especially seems like he would have pressured Timmy to not act smart because it's a trait Dinkleburg exceeds him in, and his teacher is basically the worst example of higher learning possible. He's also been abused fairly heavily by Vicky, which is known to impair academic performance. Given all of that and what we see of his interactions with his Godparents, it's safe to say he's a gifted kid who was just put into a crap environment for developing and applying that intelligence, but has most likely been put on the right track thanks to Cosmo and Wanda.
Timmy is one of the smartest people in Dimmsdale. Unfortunately, the bar isn't set particularly high when he's still a dumb kid that gets by thanks to improv
There's something touching and human about the way Bruce can't bring himself to break up the bond Timmy has with Cosmo and Wanda. He see's a lot of himself here, and knows that losing Cosmo and Wanda would be just like what Joe did to him, even if Mr and Mrs Turner are still around.
Batman finding Timmy’s ability to bring fictional characters to life to be particularly concerning makes me wonder how he’d feel about Maxwell from Scribblenauts. Since the two have crossed over before, it would honestly be pretty fitting for Batman to have a contingency planned for him.
Damn, who would’ve thought a funny video about Batman coming up with plans to defeat Timmy Turner would be this deep? I guess maybe Timmy could’ve turned into Batman if he never had Cosmo and Wanda? Shit, that’s a layer for this kids show.
An evil Batman. Neglectful and oblivious parents, an extremely abusive babysitter, a sadistic and insane teacher, bullies at school, corrupt and incompetent authority figures aplenty in his city. Timmy Turner has plenty of factors working against him and it’s safe to say one more bad day could have pushed him into a downward spiral of irredeemable evil.
@@alphabladelm2011 I mean…when he did turn Vicky into a kid and started torturing her like she did to him, if we put it into a darker light then damn. Hell he could’ve turned into Hush and killed his parents since they are rich and the fortune would most likely go to Timmy.
Batman earned everything he had, so he never had to wish for it, he wanted revenge, and fairies weren't going to just force a utopia. Jorgen Von Strangle is a big factor. Definitely not the fairy you want to annoy, as he is like every Arnold Schwartzenegger character combined. Honestly, Bruce Wayne would be able to give Timmy a much better life, but it's his personal feelings that get in the way. Timmy may have a terrible GPA, but his intelligence isn't in the academics, it's in his survivalist instincts. He has a sharp mind, but it falters when you consider academics.
I have a theory that the Fairy Counsel made Timmy be an embodiment of all the troubles a kids could possibly go through. Timmy is the only kid with godparents that makes any noticeable problems happen. It could explain why Timmy can break the rules so much. The counsel needs someone to face all the problems instead of everyone else on a global scale.
Giving Timmy's parents jobs that pays as well, but is less demanding, thus allowing more together time would be a 'best of both worlds' scenario. Moving them to Gotham for that sake would also remove Vicky from the picture.
Batman: On the surface, the obvious solution would be to take his Fairies away...But how can I resolve myself to DO that? HOW would I be able to justify taking a child's true parents and family away...like a MONSTER? His biological parents are neglectful at best and abusive at worst. Timothy "Timmy" Turner is indeed a threat to everyone and everything but that is mostly borne from immaturity from his young age. My best option is to dispatch Billy Batson AKA Captain Marvel to monitor and steer him in a more positive direction until I can come up with a more fitting solution alongside Zatanna's Justice League Dark and the Arcane division.
@@AnthonyBlamthony In the first movie It simply For a lack of better word "Transforms indefinite" until watered When he first met sandy In the First season This is confirmed too As water turned him back To norm It'd only be Making him a real sponge Until he gets some water Technically death in a way But not truly dead Also if we count the second movie Uh nope Apparently he can Go on land now So drying up may not Matter at all(this part is debatable depending on View)
Definitely gonna have an entire section where there's a "security breach", followed by an extreme witch-hunt of any green and pink objects sitting next to each other.
Bruce struggling with the idea of taking away Timmy’s fairies, realizing how much love they actually bring to his life as parental figures, is actually pretty bittersweet. He knows all too well what it’s like to have people you love stripped from you.
Not gonna lie, I thought his adoption addiction was gonna kick in again and his plans to take away the fairy godparents was to make Timmy another robin. Or (googling bird that starts with "T") Toucan? Tree swallow? Tit?
Timmy with the "rule free wish cupcake" solos anybody who can't make themselves straight up immune to magic with a few moments of prep time and bloodlusted. Hes a powerhouse that would give Darkseid pause.
To be fair, anyone who knows about the cupcake could sneak a bite for a rule-free wish. And many wishes are only magic in the moment they are being made, afterwards, it's just an object or a change. Anti-magic wouldn't reverse it, only a counter wish.
He would also either love them or absolutely despise them. On one hand they’re probably one of the nicest supernatural creatures you can encounter, on the other the sheer amount of damage they can cause to reality on a fundamental level would give him a stroke
@PikachuLittle yea i could def see him hating the shit of them for the kind of messes that they leave behind, at least in the case of Timmy. Anti-Fairies probably even more so since they're also the exact amount of chaos, just on purpose.
Kind of skipped one of the scariest wishes. He trapped everyone in a 50 year long time loop. So that he may be a kid forever and never have to give up his fairy God parents
Oh my gosh, Bats!!! Third option, get Cosmo to your side. Wanda would be a problem. 🤔 You need justice league members here. His babysitter is... 🤔 😬 You don't kill... If not for that daughter of the Joker, Vicky I think? He wouldn't be so needed of fairy oddparents. You can try to go to that dimension and destroy their magic source, a big magic wand.
I mean, his parents DO love him, they've shown that time and time again, it's Vicky and Crocker and...well ALL of Dimmsdale at some times, like the Doug Dimmadome fellow, yes Doug Dimmadome, who owns...most of the town it seems. Regardless, now I'm curious how he'd take on Jimmy Neutron, and then the pair teaming up together against him.
I think he'd go over the reasoning behind the teamup.. If they're doing it as a good-natured prank, then Batman replies in kind. A prank for a prank. Everyone goes home with a smile and a story. If they're doing it to defeat him to get the glory of beating Batman, then he'll explain to them why that's a bad idea, why it'll drive all sorts of scum outta the woodwork to beat them up, how some would even bribe Timmy and Jimmy's friends and loved ones to humiliate them, and so on. That and it would provoke Bat-Mite to assist Batman. After all, Timmy and Jimmy are teamed up, so why not Bat-Mite and Batman? If they're doing it because they think he's a bad guy, Batman has a large variety of ways to stop them. The easiest of which is asking Timmy to wish for a Good-Guy Detector and using on him. Then when the two are panicking, Batman takes something out of a special pouch that the media barely remembers.... a pouch filled with Candy for kids for the purpose of calming them down and letting them know that the Batman isn't scary..
I wonder if Batman knows Cosmo and Wanda canonically are the reason World War I happened… ( no, really… that was actually revealed in an episode of the show!)
I like the mention of the events of Abra-Catastrophe. Timmy somehow manages to hold his own against Crocker when he had unlimited magical ability. Crocker's abilities powered by both Cosmo/Wanda and the magic muffin (which allowed him to break the rules and use the magic to commit lethal attacks). While a lot of his victories come about due to Cosmo and Wanda's help, Timmy has solo feats that actually make him formidable in general.
I wonder if Bruce is a little ticked off that, despite the tragedy, he went through, fairy world never assigned him any godparents… then again, who needs godparents when you have Alfred?
He said, that fairy godparents are assigned to kids in less than favorable households. Doesn't alfred do everything he can to care for Bruce?
I mean godchildren get their memories deleted and wishs undone when they get to old so maybe bruce did have fairy god parents
@@purrgiri9862now I have this sick ass head cannon about young Bruce and his fairies fighting mystical villains and saving the world, but having to say farewell to them before losing his memories and becoming lonely again, but still retaining the essence of his experiences and adventures that he carried on to become batman. That would be a story I’d kill to see.
I mean after a certain age your memory gets wiped so maybe he did. Maybe they fought multiversal kid versions of his rogues as batboy
Perhaps Alfred has a little magic for himself
Batman's secret weapon against Timmy Turner: Adoption Papers
This is genuinely not that bad of an idea. Fairy godparents are only for kids with bad homes
@@churchofmagic3733yes because nothing bad ever happens to people in the Bat-family.
@@theshrimp1657 eyes the whole batfam, wow the trauma is fierce with these ones!
@@theshrimp1657 well I mean there’s a difference between having bad things happen in a home vs having *a* bad home
Timmy even has his super-hero alter-ego, talk about perfect preparations...
Batman's comment about being unable to take away timmy's godparents hits home. this is why he is a good guy.
It makes sense. Cosmo and Wanda are the only ones who truly care for him.
@@Devilsblight86His actual parents do care, they’re just negligent and self absorbed to the point it’s kinda abuse. But they do love him enough to fight world ending threats for him.
Plot twist, Bruce had fairy god parents when he was a kid, that's how he was able to become Batman so easily, but now has no memory of their contribution since Bruce is an adult.
@@megafox3753 yeah but sometimes all your kid wants is to have a relationship with you, if you never really do that how do they know if you actually love them or not?
Tbh Mr and Mrs turner do love Timmy, they're just bad parents
Imagine the Justice League going through the contingency files and coming across "TWERP"
Imagine Solid JJ making a skit based on that comment. While using the low-budget 1960s artstyle.
“Ah, this one must be for Robin!”
Turner. Was. Eliminated. Radially. Program.
Something like that
"He manages to outsmart them in their own game, despite his grade-point-average." Bruce did not need to assault Timmy like that
His teacher sucks
Even when he gets an A croker gives him an F ( FOR FAIRYS¡!!¡¿!)
with Crocker as a teacher, even the most Honorable Honor Student would have a lifetime GPA below 1.0 by the end of the week
@@hambor12 What about AJ?
@@hambor12No they wouldn’t he really only did that to Timmy, AJ literally have a locker full of papers with “A+” on them
"Timmy Turner may seem to be an average kid but no one understands the power that he wields."
I see what you did there.
"Average" a very broad term. If he lacks in accademics and sports then what is it that brings him to the "average" category if not his cunning mind and imagination.
Batman is like a good youtube reviewer analysing and knowing what the cast from other shows are and pointing out their pros and cons
Rest assured, this child... this... ENTITY... is not one to be given commands
@@Raximus3000It's a quote from the theme song. "Timmy is an average kid, that no one understands. Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands!"
@@jimwormmaster
True and it should be the truth and he constantly gets Fs, how is that "average?"
Or his teeth?
"To take away 2 loving parental figures from a boy so young...I just can't bring myself to do that."
I love this side of Batman.
Funny thing is that would be the nicest thing he could do. Timmy would still find a way to keep cosmo and Wanda
It’s the only side he has
@@AnthonyBlamthony True
Unlike the shadow or the question. Batman since day one has distinguished himself from other dark vigilantes by his compassion. That's why his villains are in Arkham instead of the grave
@@catslino5037 Yep. For better or worse.
So Batman could either use money to force the Turners to spend time with Timmy or simply say “hi Comso, hi Wanda” and wait till Jorgen shows up with “Da Rulez”.
How does Jorgen know everything? Like when Timmy was gonna wish for Poof.
@@tlst94 Probably the same way the Tooth fairy knows about teeth. You do a job for thousands of years and you’re going to get pretty dang good at it.
Da Rules probably have a contingency for such things. I'd imagine they have a Batman Clause.
Da Rulez would definitely have a clause for Batman--and any other hero who makes a long list of paranoia inspired Machiavellian plans to take down his friends and fictional characters
@@NimhLabs Nega Chin knows if their existence, and he’s a comic book villain. So you might be right.
Batman's contingency plan being "Make Timmy's home life happy," is somehow utterly devious but also incredibly sad.
I mean, he did make sure no one aged for 50 years. Mans is an avengers level threat
now that i think about it, how many people do you think died when that wish was undone? Like there were definetly people who ended up above an age far above expected, like 150, 180 years in age, did they just die? I mean it's Timmy's fault for making that wish anyway, but just imagine suddenly being 50 years older
@@CutWat Imagine the mental shock of being a baby and going from 1 years old to 51 years old
Wrong comic company!
@@CutWatdue to the situation, I think they just started aging again. Yeah, they've been alive for 50 years, but I don't remember it more than a single one
Defeating Timmy Turner by making him friends with Billy Batson might work too.
Oh, I would kill for a crossover series! They'd be perfect together!
@@Abominatrix650YES!
A new adventures of Jimmy neutron, timmy Turner, and Billy Batson
The one time a non-godchild is allowed to know that a godchild has fairies. When asked why, Jorgen immediately turns pale and demands that the subject be changed.
What episode is this?
@@TheAnimeEncyclopedia I think he is referring to the video itself.
No one wants to fuck with batman
It's simple. Who the hell do you think Alfred is? That he just walked in onto Bruce's life and became his confidant?
Jorgen probably wrote on a sticky note to give Bruce Fairy God Parents, but then Jorgen put that note in his pants and forgot about it. If you get this reference, you're amazing.
oooh that ending. He doesnt need the godparents yet batman wont take it away
Also, Batman would find out that Timmy has fairies but Batman will keep that as a secret and won't tell Timmy or Crocker either
@@TheFunnyGuy9000I love that implication, that Batman knows precisely what it means that he knows of them, and yet, keeps it to himself for Timmy's sake. But it's in his back pocket should he ever need that information about how to stop a rogue Timmy Turner.
Yeah I agree@@santosic
Its so absolutely in character for Batman to refuse to take Timmy's fairy's because their basically real his parents 😢
Batman also probably sees that Timmy is a force for good. He can be dangerous and foolish, but he isn't evil.
Counterpoint: 50 years.
@herowither12354 I don't count that episode as canon
@@LelouchOnTwi
No one does.
Of course he does. The plans specifically note that they exist for the purposes of mind control and or mental trauma causing a breakdown.
Batman: you have fairies
POOOFFFF!
Jorgan: alright who figured out you have fai.......bruce is that you...sniff*
Why does that make sense
Oh gosh, that actually makes sense.
Batman: "I wish to become the world's greatest detective and one of the best martial artist!"
Jordan: *Raises wand to grant wish*
Bruce: "Why didn't it work?"
Jordan: "You think that I'll let you have it without earning it? You have to WORK for your wish! Ah ha ah ha! Anyways, hop to it! *Poofs Bruce Wayne to Havard and then the Himalayas at a shaolin monestary*
@@anti1trainingthat answers soo many questions
@@anti1trainingFor the entire episode Jorgen inexplicably gets a cold and wears a Special Fairy Sickness Mask that makes him sound like Tom Hardy Bane
Wanda questions if Jorgen should be talking about dinosaurs and ice ages only to be rebuffed at every opportunity
@@hambor12 Lollll that would make sense.
I would recommend Timmy's associate/interdimensional friend Jimmy Neutron as a possible candidate for the next contingency.
That crossover was wild, man. Loved the games that came out of it, too. The Unite quadrilogy was awesome.
He uses an edited version of the same “pompous super genius (not rich)” plan that he has for Hugo Strange, Riddler, Clock King, etc.
@@hambor12 that is very true.
Jimmy seems to also have more of a unique capability of making inventions from recycled materials or household appliances.
Jimmy also made a spare Hypno-Beam from the spare parts from a control panel and a death laser during the Jet Fusion movie.
So I would say Jimmy's biggest weakness would be denying him any materials or technology to invent with.
No materials? No inventions
@@martinmcneal2778he made a time machine remote from a fancy jewel and fucking coconuts. You gotta spatially isolate him from damn near everything
I'm visualising Batman chasing down magical beings with a billion dollar butterfly net.
A bat themed butterfly net
I really enjoy the part where Bruce is humanity is shown you know
*Batman:* "To take away 2 loving parental figures from a boy so young...I just can't bring myself to do that."
I felt that.
To be fair for Timmy... He has the worst school teacher so that might be dampening his grades as I could easily see him becoming a good lawyer in the future.
That and taking away his god parents tends to be the trigger that makes him stop being a stupid kid and turning into an actual threat.
And to continue your line of thinking:
Timmy’s parents were hippies who met on the road, got pregnant, quickly married, and got a house. Basically, I imagine they blame Timmy for taking away their adventurous lifestyle, loss of opportunities, and even use him as a pawn in their hatred of the Dinkleburgs. The Dinkleburgs are a well to do couple who deliberately didn’t have any children, and have the lifestyle that the Turners want. So when you look at it, the parents emotionally and physically neglect their son to live their fantasy, not wanting to actually take responsibility and raise their son.
Yeah, it's pretty apparent that Timmy is actually fairly intelligent but has been conditioned by his parents and teacher to have no interest in learning or in expressing that intelligence. His dad especially seems like he would have pressured Timmy to not act smart because it's a trait Dinkleburg exceeds him in, and his teacher is basically the worst example of higher learning possible. He's also been abused fairly heavily by Vicky, which is known to impair academic performance. Given all of that and what we see of his interactions with his Godparents, it's safe to say he's a gifted kid who was just put into a crap environment for developing and applying that intelligence, but has most likely been put on the right track thanks to Cosmo and Wanda.
Also consider they apparently regret he turned out to be a boy (alternate universe him being born as a girl, and buying a pink cap).
Headcanon: Timmy becomes his universe's Saul Goodman in the future.
Timmy is one of the smartest people in Dimmsdale. Unfortunately, the bar isn't set particularly high when he's still a dumb kid that gets by thanks to improv
Batman knows everything and everyone in everybody
There's something touching and human about the way Bruce can't bring himself to break up the bond Timmy has with Cosmo and Wanda. He see's a lot of himself here, and knows that losing Cosmo and Wanda would be just like what Joe did to him, even if Mr and Mrs Turner are still around.
Well they also both been raised by godparents. Just one is fairy type and the other is the legal type.
Batman finding Timmy’s ability to bring fictional characters to life to be particularly concerning makes me wonder how he’d feel about Maxwell from Scribblenauts. Since the two have crossed over before, it would honestly be pretty fitting for Batman to have a contingency planned for him.
Damn, who would’ve thought a funny video about Batman coming up with plans to defeat Timmy Turner would be this deep? I guess maybe Timmy could’ve turned into Batman if he never had Cosmo and Wanda? Shit, that’s a layer for this kids show.
An evil Batman. Neglectful and oblivious parents, an extremely abusive babysitter, a sadistic and insane teacher, bullies at school, corrupt and incompetent authority figures aplenty in his city.
Timmy Turner has plenty of factors working against him and it’s safe to say one more bad day could have pushed him into a downward spiral of irredeemable evil.
@@alphabladelm2011 I mean…when he did turn Vicky into a kid and started torturing her like she did to him, if we put it into a darker light then damn. Hell he could’ve turned into Hush and killed his parents since they are rich and the fortune would most likely go to Timmy.
@alphabladelm2011
So true bestie. Not a comment I ever expected I would read but I love it
I like the presence of a chocolate shake in the room with Batman. Nice detail
Was that a reference to something?
The theme song to the fairly oddparents
@@AT-il2ej
Ah, right.
Batman earned everything he had, so he never had to wish for it, he wanted revenge, and fairies weren't going to just force a utopia.
Jorgen Von Strangle is a big factor. Definitely not the fairy you want to annoy, as he is like every Arnold Schwartzenegger character combined.
Honestly, Bruce Wayne would be able to give Timmy a much better life, but it's his personal feelings that get in the way.
Timmy may have a terrible GPA, but his intelligence isn't in the academics, it's in his survivalist instincts. He has a sharp mind, but it falters when you consider academics.
the only flaw of my contengency is... my moralyty paradox where I can't take away loving parental figures by giving better parental figures.
I have a theory that the Fairy Counsel made Timmy be an embodiment of all the troubles a kids could possibly go through. Timmy is the only kid with godparents that makes any noticeable problems happen. It could explain why Timmy can break the rules so much. The counsel needs someone to face all the problems instead of everyone else on a global scale.
Be the reason new editions of the rulebook are printed on an weekly basis.
Giving Timmy's parents jobs that pays as well, but is less demanding, thus allowing more together time would be a 'best of both worlds' scenario. Moving them to Gotham for that sake would also remove Vicky from the picture.
Batman: On the surface, the obvious solution would be to take his Fairies away...But how can I resolve myself to DO that? HOW would I be able to justify taking a child's true parents and family away...like a MONSTER? His biological parents are neglectful at best and abusive at worst. Timothy "Timmy" Turner is indeed a threat to everyone and everything but that is mostly borne from immaturity from his young age. My best option is to dispatch Billy Batson AKA Captain Marvel to monitor and steer him in a more positive direction until I can come up with a more fitting solution alongside Zatanna's Justice League Dark and the Arcane division.
Wow, kind of got heavy there in the end. there.
Oh gosh, I am very curious how he would handle Spongebob.
By drying him out, if I had to guess.
@@fissilewhistleThat would kill him though
@@AnthonyBlamthony
In the first movie
It simply
For a lack of better word
"Transforms indefinite"
until watered
When he first met sandy
In the First season
This is confirmed too
As water turned him back
To norm
It'd only be
Making him a real sponge
Until he gets some water
Technically death in a way
But not truly dead
Also if we count the second movie
Uh nope
Apparently he can
Go on land now
So drying up may not
Matter at all(this part is debatable depending on
View)
Next up: SCP-78754367 "Fairy Godparents"
Definitely gonna have an entire section where there's a "security breach", followed by an extreme witch-hunt of any green and pink objects sitting next to each other.
"... or by outsmarting them, a surprising feat given his grade point average" yo Bruce did not need to do that
Bruce struggling with the idea of taking away Timmy’s fairies, realizing how much love they actually bring to his life as parental figures, is actually pretty bittersweet. He knows all too well what it’s like to have people you love stripped from you.
I guess Batman doesn’t know Timmy has heat vision due to a previous wish.
ya i was gonna say batman missed that Timmy still has heat vision
@@Nathan-qp9uvEven Batman makes mistakes.
Not gonna lie, I thought his adoption addiction was gonna kick in again and his plans to take away the fairy godparents was to make Timmy another robin. Or (googling bird that starts with "T") Toucan? Tree swallow? Tit?
Tit?🤣
He could be Pink Robin, since you another Tim is called Red Robin.
Timmy is already Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder
I was surprised he didn’t do contingency plan for hulk hogan file name hulkster .
Timmy with the "rule free wish cupcake" solos anybody who can't make themselves straight up immune to magic with a few moments of prep time and bloodlusted.
Hes a powerhouse that would give Darkseid pause.
To be fair, anyone who knows about the cupcake could sneak a bite for a rule-free wish. And many wishes are only magic in the moment they are being made, afterwards, it's just an object or a change. Anti-magic wouldn't reverse it, only a counter wish.
Consumable reality bending artifacts are my favorite plot device.
in a world where Fairy Godparents coexists with DC, John Constantine would definitely have knowledge on them, I imagine
He would also either love them or absolutely despise them. On one hand they’re probably one of the nicest supernatural creatures you can encounter, on the other the sheer amount of damage they can cause to reality on a fundamental level would give him a stroke
@PikachuLittle yea i could def see him hating the shit of them for the kind of messes that they leave behind, at least in the case of Timmy.
Anti-Fairies probably even more so since they're also the exact amount of chaos, just on purpose.
"Where were my Fairy Godparents? What does this fairy rule system have against orphan children?"
Alfred.
Timmy has 4 bad parents, two that neglect him while the other two give him everything he wants.
I was think blocking his mouth so he doesn’t make a wish
If anything I can see Bruce helping Timmy to keep his godparents in small ways from afar.
I love that Batman's contingency plan for Timmy Turner, is to essentially turn him into Batman.
this is actually really good, god damn. If timmy turner was in Gotham, this is EXACTLY what Batman would put in his notes.
Batman did neglect to mention that Timmy also has heat vision, though even Timmy forgot that he has it.
Kind of skipped one of the scariest wishes.
He trapped everyone in a 50 year long time loop.
So that he may be a kid forever and never have to give up his fairy God parents
And then he removes the mask to reveal that it's been Crocker all along!
There’s two methods to employ: taking his fairies or fixing his home life
Goddamm Bruce did you have to go there?! Holy shit!
I can't wait for the cross over episode
I just discovered this series thanks to the algorithm, and i love it.
Batman skipped hiring Timmy’s dad and went straight to thinking about unaliving them.
Batman doesn’t kill, just giving them enough money for an endless vacation they would take it.
He's not out smarting them, he's out dumbing them.😂😂😂
So all Timmy needs is to be the new Robin and problem solved.
Oh my gosh, Bats!!!
Third option, get Cosmo to your side. Wanda would be a problem. 🤔 You need justice league members here.
His babysitter is... 🤔 😬 You don't kill...
If not for that daughter of the Joker, Vicky I think? He wouldn't be so needed of fairy oddparents. You can try to go to that dimension and destroy their magic source, a big magic wand.
1:23 batman really did him dirty 😭
I... never really thought about how fucked up it is that improving timmy's home life would mean him losing two of his favorite people in the world.
Not only losing but forgetting they ever existed.
In a weird way he reminds me of Star Lord. He's not very smart, but he's quite clever.
This was... incredible! It was so thorough and sounded legitimate. Like totally in character and everything.
The fact that this is staggeringly lore accurate is wild
Bro im loving this series
Bro made Timmy sound like a Justice League level threat
I love the little C H O C O L A T E S H A K E on the table.
Sounds like an SCP
Batman and Timmy turner wow
I mean, his parents DO love him, they've shown that time and time again, it's Vicky and Crocker and...well ALL of Dimmsdale at some times, like the Doug Dimmadome fellow, yes Doug Dimmadome, who owns...most of the town it seems.
Regardless, now I'm curious how he'd take on Jimmy Neutron, and then the pair teaming up together against him.
You Mean Doug Dimmadome Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
Jimmy and Timmy in essence very similar to Jon Kent (Superboy) and Damian Wayne (Robin), so what they use against those just needs to modify a bit.
I think he'd go over the reasoning behind the teamup..
If they're doing it as a good-natured prank, then Batman replies in kind. A prank for a prank. Everyone goes home with a smile and a story.
If they're doing it to defeat him to get the glory of beating Batman, then he'll explain to them why that's a bad idea, why it'll drive all sorts of scum outta the woodwork to beat them up, how some would even bribe Timmy and Jimmy's friends and loved ones to humiliate them, and so on. That and it would provoke Bat-Mite to assist Batman. After all, Timmy and Jimmy are teamed up, so why not Bat-Mite and Batman?
If they're doing it because they think he's a bad guy, Batman has a large variety of ways to stop them. The easiest of which is asking Timmy to wish for a Good-Guy Detector and using on him. Then when the two are panicking, Batman takes something out of a special pouch that the media barely remembers.... a pouch filled with Candy for kids for the purpose of calming them down and letting them know that the Batman isn't scary..
You have to factor in Dinkleberg
Dinkleberg is a asset , not a liability . He could easily steal Timmy's mom .
That can be arranged, Bruce. Just annihilate Vicky and have one of the Titans babysit Turner
I wanted Raven, since you both being voiced by Tara Strong.
"Timmy could be classified as his own weakness." Too true.
He should just turn him into a Robin😂
Timmy is not singular; in that world, at any given time, there are a number of kids with fairies.
That last bit gave me the feels...
I wonder if Batman knows Cosmo and Wanda canonically are the reason World War I happened… ( no, really… that was actually revealed in an episode of the show!)
They also sank Atlantis 9 times
Oh my God the opening line to this got me 🤣🤣
I want a contingency for the pixies
We pixies yah
Recommended gave me a treat today.
You should do Kira (Death Note)
In his case, knowing who Kira is, separating him from the death note, and most importantly, not revealing you are looking for him.
Bro you HAVE to do Shaggy
I like the mention of the events of Abra-Catastrophe. Timmy somehow manages to hold his own against Crocker when he had unlimited magical ability. Crocker's abilities powered by both Cosmo/Wanda and the magic muffin (which allowed him to break the rules and use the magic to commit lethal attacks). While a lot of his victories come about due to Cosmo and Wanda's help, Timmy has solo feats that actually make him formidable in general.
Okay, but are we ignoring that Timmy stopped time and is like 45 years old?
What would be good contingencies against Billy and Mandy?
John Constantine, Dead Man, and Raven all might him in that regard.
Stellar video. Thank you for the video.
Lmaooo why tf this sound like someone reading an SCP file. This is really good.
I love how batman cant tell the universe warping wishes where he replaces earth and shit then it goes back to normal, good writing.
This is a masterpiece.
do Kim Possible please!
I was waiting for him to mention Super Toilet as one of the dangers
The fact that Batman knows about Timmy's fairies means he'll have to say goodbye to them forever.
I love the chocolate shake next to Batman lmao
Timmy has 4 fairies
Very wholesome video.
Now we need a smash bros roster contingency plan
Robin: "Alfred, I think Bruce become a schizophrenic!"
Don't forget timmy claffed the boy chin wonder suit or the ability to call a league of superman with shovel chins.
Not sure if it's already been pointed out, but that's a chocolate shake. Well played.
Shouldn't Batman knowing that Cosmo and Wanda are Timmys Fairy Godparents mean that they've been discovered and can't be his Fairy Godparents anymore?
Ehh, that rule is pretty loose
This makes me want an A.U. where Batman becomes a site operator in the S.C.P. foundation
me in room off the evil blunt talking to myself
My man literally says "I can fix that boy's home life but not at the cost of his loving godparents"