2:04 … I am 44 years old., I was 4 in kindergarten (December baby) and I vividly remember seeing my teacher at the movie theatre with her daughter and it shook me up so much because I thought they were fixtures of the actual school..
I guess when I was little, some relatives must have occasionally taken me to church because I was told that one time in church I said My mommy smokes pot. I'm guessing they didn't take me very often after that.
I especially laughed at the one with the student who "needed a drink" .... and the assumption that someone who can chug the entire bottle at one go is likely to make an excellent teacher .... kml 🤣🤣🤣
A colleague had a student say to her “Miss Andres, you have such pretty golden hair. Why do you dye your roots black?” Another colleague (a new teacher) asked her class “What’s new, boys and girls?” A first grader piped up “My mommy got her tubes tied!” The rest of them asked “What are tubes?” She said that was the last time she was going to ask that question in class!
I'm the daughter of an elementary school teacher and it's definitely a thing where kids freak out when seeing her at the store or swimming pool. More than 1 said "I thought you lived at the school!" and were really confused to know she had kids of her own. I remember 1 saying "but we're your kids!!" 🤦🏻♀️
I can relate....I work at a preschool and when kids see me at the store it's like I'm a celebrity. They're so excited to see me and some also give that puzzled look. I've even seen this look from high school students where I used to work. Go figure.
I LOVE these! I work in the opposite spectrum, seniors care. I think it's time to start getting a retirement community channel going because there is just as little of a filter, but a hell of lot more life experience! 🤣
I work latchkey, one of the kindergartner's told me last week that Mom had a secret friend that he wasn't supposed to tell anyone about named Stephen. careful parents... kids don't do secrets to well. Another good one was when I took a group of girls to the boys bathroom when the girls room was closed, and one asked what the urinal was. Another girl piped up and informed us it was a urine hole... loved that one!
So I have a story myself but it was actually me... The night before I had saved an oatmeal pie so I could eat it doing snack time when I was in pre-K or kindergarten (I don't remember that part.) Well during lunch I turn around and this girl next to me took my oatmeal pie, stuffing in her mouth and then smiled at me and ran away.... Well I didn't like that and I also wanted to get revenge and not tell the teacher, I wanted to do it myself. Tell me why I waited for this girl to get on the slide I went up behind her let her get to the top. Pushed her off the slide and slid down. So the teacher she runs over and I run over to the girl as well. Y'all I whisper in this girl ear " that was for my oatmeal pie.." my teacher never found out and that girl never bothered me again.. I always laugh at this story but at the same time I'm so disappointed in myself. 🤣🤣🤣
I work with a group of first graders. I haven't been wearing any eye makeup because my allergies have been so bad lately. One Friday I'm wearing mascara and eyeliner. I pick up the kiddos for my pullout and one little girl looks up at me and asks if I am wearing glasses today! Lol!
The one about not getting a man because I'm a teacher and unless he is a teacher as well, no man wants to hear me complain about my job is so accurate!! I don't bother putting on make up either. Ain't no teacher got time for that!!
So, I was working in a school with a little boys bathroom with a sink and two toilets. From outside while waiting for two little boys to come out one of the teachers overhears one boy gasps and then says "Wow, yours is bigger then my daddy's " the teacher turned and walked away because she didn't want to see who it was knowing it would make any parent teacher conferences awkward.
Used to work as a SPED para at an elementary school in Minnesota. I have so many great stories but my favorite is when I told a first grader that I was from Iowa and he exclaimed, "IOWA??? But you speak English!! How do you speak English??" This kid only lived ~100 miles away from Iowa & didn't realize it was part of the USA 😂😅🤣
I had 2 vert smartass kids, I can't even recall all the darm things that came out of their mouth ... 🥴 I had one teacher telling me, he was every day laughing and waiting for the next exclamation 😁 I am glad I my offspring made his day.
One of my 5th graders (my favorite kid) called me, "Mr. Spider-Dan: Far from Healthy". 🙂 Took a group of students to Japan and over heard 6th graders debating the definition of "neuter" based on context and speculation. Apparently, boys can't get pregnant if they're neutered. Like they say, you can't make this stuff up!
I like the one where the kids ask the teacher to stop pushing propaganda and just teach them how to do math. Stupid kids, don't they know that math is racist?
2:04 … I am 44 years old., I was 4 in kindergarten (December baby) and I vividly remember seeing my teacher at the movie theatre with her daughter and it shook me up so much because I thought they were fixtures of the actual school..
"Vultures and roaches," I'm dying here 🤣🤣🤣
Just a note to all parents of little ones. We know EVERYTHING about you. All your personal business. 🤣
I guess when I was little, some relatives must have occasionally taken me to church because I was told that one time in church I said My mommy smokes pot. I'm guessing they didn't take me very often after that.
I especially laughed at the one with the student who "needed a drink" .... and the assumption that someone who can chug the entire bottle at one go is likely to make an excellent teacher .... kml 🤣🤣🤣
A preschooler said “My momma’s havin’ a baby ‘cuz Daddy put peanuts in the lasagne!”
The kid wanting to look like Gene Simmons is a metal head and I approve their ways 😆🤘
This man has more personality than most people i know combined
That’s why he’s awesome and so is his TikTok
Absolutely!!
He does have a good delivery.
5 Fingers?! NOOOOO!!! Why would you tell you’re child you got the toy with a special discount? Kids repeat everything to everyone! Bahahahahaha
A colleague had a student say to her “Miss Andres, you have such pretty golden hair. Why do you dye your roots black?” Another colleague (a new teacher) asked her class “What’s new, boys and girls?” A first grader piped up “My mommy got her tubes tied!” The rest of them asked “What are tubes?” She said that was the last time she was going to ask that question in class!
I taught Kinder for 20 years. I wish I would have kept a journal with all my funny stories in it. I definitely laughed everyday.
“I ain’t gettin no man cuz I’m a teacher”
This made me laugh because I’d date a teacher. We could talk about teaching together
I'm the daughter of an elementary school teacher and it's definitely a thing where kids freak out when seeing her at the store or swimming pool. More than 1 said "I thought you lived at the school!" and were really confused to know she had kids of her own. I remember 1 saying "but we're your kids!!" 🤦🏻♀️
I can relate....I work at a preschool and when kids see me at the store it's like I'm a celebrity. They're so excited to see me and some also give that puzzled look. I've even seen this look from high school students where I used to work. Go figure.
I am still giggling! This teacher needs his own show and. huge pay raise!!!
I LOVE these! I work in the opposite spectrum, seniors care. I think it's time to start getting a retirement community channel going because there is just as little of a filter, but a hell of lot more life experience! 🤣
I've been a nurse in LTC for 15 years... And YES
I want to watch that channel!
These are sooo funny, but sad in a way. Thanks for sharing. Made my day. Hugs to you and all the dedicated teachers out there.
I work latchkey, one of the kindergartner's told me last week that Mom had a secret friend that he wasn't supposed to tell anyone about named Stephen. careful parents... kids don't do secrets to well. Another good one was when I took a group of girls to the boys bathroom when the girls room was closed, and one asked what the urinal was. Another girl piped up and informed us it was a urine hole... loved that one!
So I have a story myself but it was actually me... The night before I had saved an oatmeal pie so I could eat it doing snack time when I was in pre-K or kindergarten (I don't remember that part.) Well during lunch I turn around and this girl next to me took my oatmeal pie, stuffing in her mouth and then smiled at me and ran away.... Well I didn't like that and I also wanted to get revenge and not tell the teacher, I wanted to do it myself. Tell me why I waited for this girl to get on the slide I went up behind her let her get to the top. Pushed her off the slide and slid down. So the teacher she runs over and I run over to the girl as well. Y'all I whisper in this girl ear " that was for my oatmeal pie.." my teacher never found out and that girl never bothered me again.. I always laugh at this story but at the same time I'm so disappointed in myself. 🤣🤣🤣
"I have a home" made me cry
Lol I once had a student tell me he walked in on his parents wrestling in bed 😂
‘It’s my war paaaaaiiiiinnnnt!!!!’
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I work with a group of first graders. I haven't been wearing any eye makeup because my allergies have been so bad lately. One Friday I'm wearing mascara and eyeliner. I pick up the kiddos for my pullout and one little girl looks up at me and asks if I am wearing glasses today! Lol!
I remember thinking my teachers lived at school 😂
Yep.... We preschool teachers get this all the time.
Same 😂
KC you have a lot of great humor
Tell your daddy to call me😂😂😂
The one about not getting a man because I'm a teacher and unless he is a teacher as well, no man wants to hear me complain about my job is so accurate!! I don't bother putting on make up either. Ain't no teacher got time for that!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! War paint. Oh that's a first.
So, I was working in a school with a little boys bathroom with a sink and two toilets. From outside while waiting for two little boys to come out one of the teachers overhears one boy gasps and then says "Wow, yours is bigger then my daddy's " the teacher turned and walked away because she didn't want to see who it was knowing it would make any parent teacher conferences awkward.
Used to work as a SPED para at an elementary school in Minnesota. I have so many great stories but my favorite is when I told a first grader that I was from Iowa and he exclaimed, "IOWA??? But you speak English!! How do you speak English??"
This kid only lived ~100 miles away from Iowa & didn't realize it was part of the USA 😂😅🤣
Bored teachers are the absolute BEST!
LMAO!! That was good!!!
Me: (Carrying a large pumpkin down the hallway)
Student: Wow! Is there a watermelon in there!?
One of my fourth graders asked me if the school was scary at night. I just started teaching this week. Why do kids assume the teachers live at work?
God bless them!!! I love kids, they’re so funny!!
I had 2 vert smartass kids, I can't even recall all the darm things that came out of their mouth ... 🥴
I had one teacher telling me, he was every day laughing and waiting for the next exclamation 😁 I am glad I my offspring made his day.
“ my junk is too big” 😂😂
Love KC Mack.
Risk is better than regret.
😂😂 love these
Amen, sweet bro!
Hahaha! That's awesome!
KC Mack thank you!
😂😂🤣🤣🤣 OMG lol!!!
Hi I love y’all’s channal
That's interesting and funny🤔😂😂😂
Amen!!! God is good!! The Lord is the only reason we all are where we are and doing good!! 💕🙌🏻
Love your videos
My daughters thought teachers lived at school. I was a substitute teacher.
I love teachers
One of my 5th graders (my favorite kid) called me, "Mr. Spider-Dan: Far from Healthy". 🙂 Took a group of students to Japan and over heard 6th graders debating the definition of "neuter" based on context and speculation. Apparently, boys can't get pregnant if they're neutered. Like they say, you can't make this stuff up!
3rd one "I need a drink": Coloring? IDK what kind of school you went to, but "coloring" stopped after 1st grade in mine.
My goodness protect others from these kids😂😂😂😂😂
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His 'junk' be larger than life! That boy been home schooled by an egotist.
I've robbed several different Targets blind on multiple occasions. Fyi
I like the one where the kids ask the teacher to stop pushing propaganda and just teach them how to do math. Stupid kids, don't they know that math is racist?
Let's not joke about breaking the law especially when talking to children lol
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One minute he’s cursing next he’s talking about God really?
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No Brita filters pitchers? Need tap water.
First
In a class of drop outs maybe 😂