@kaitlyndoucet2151 he's said in a video before, he prefers when people that know him from TH-cam call him jack and people he actually knows calls him Sean.
BIG CHUNGUS IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, MAY THE CHORD BPESS YOU, HABD YOUR FORESKIN OVER TO BIG CHUNGUS. PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS TO BIG CHUNGUS AS WE ALL ARE BORN NOT INTO SIN. BIG CHUNGUS MADE US ALL, REPENT AND GET FREE CARROTS
some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc.! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.) Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people? they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
It’s funny because I’ve been on both ends a lot 😂 I’m either the one ranting about something I find interesting (that’s really not) or someone is doing it to me 😂
@@hananananananah5458 deja vu its been a long time since I heard that. However being a long time from then means being closer to an end. So in a way I can say it's only been a short time since I heard that. Either or we can never truly understand time and time itself cannot be explained by our limitations bound to this physical world where we can only use words to describe time. See you truly at the end my friend. Momento mori
Mark: "hey guys the lights are flickering...the ghost is hunting" Also Mark: *proceeds to continue talking and screaming while running around the room that the ghost is hunting in*
I mean it is still kind of a way to avoid the ghost. Unless it a revenant, if its a rev your f*cked. But other than that you can usually outrun all ghosts during hunts as long as you know its position at all times.
BIG CHUNGUS IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, MAY THE CHORD BPESS YOU, HABD YOUR FORESKIN OVER TO BIG CHUNGUS. PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS TO BIG CHUNGUS AS WE ALL ARE BORN NOT INTO SIN. BIG CHUNGUS MADE US ALL, REPENT AND GET FREE CARROTS
"Stalk them, make them think I'm the ghost and then go, 'BLAH I'M NOT THE GHOST' and stab them" has the same energy as "He transformed into a snake, and when I picked him up to admire the snake, he turned back into himself and went, 'BLAH! It'S ME!' and he stabbed me. we were 8." If you know, you know
It’s hilarious when you’re playing with other people and everyone’s screaming and trying to get out and you look at their character and they’re casually walking.
25:35 - "If I was playing my other character, I would have had Dark Vision up to 60 feet" Is my new favorite Phas quote by Wade, I didn't even know he plays D&D lmao
@Fadi Dankiha remember all the Pagan gods and goddess are watching over you!! And are there for you to pray to!! I’m not forcing you to believe I’m just sharing my wisdom and I pray you find your way :) have a blessed day and blessed be
At 16:15 Mark just saying: " *He's dying, he's dying, he's dying and he's dead.* " sounds like a National Geographic narrator that gets paid with minimum wage. Sorry I forgot about the stamp
"Also, could have got into heaven but there was a 2 dollars entrance fee and someone looted my corpse" is a really raw phrase to be used as a one-liner without response
@@RugerBoyGaming I was going to say that too. Mark is always shoving viewers to smaller streams and other channels when he’s in a multi stream. Jack doesn’t need the exposure anymore than Mark would
If you dont like my comment the ghosts will haunt you!!
4 ปีที่แล้ว +80
Pretending to do work in math class✨✨😌 Edit: I'm now in English. Edit 2: FRENCH been taking it for 5 years and all I can say is can I go to the bathroom❤️✨
@Fadi Dankiha don't worry I already read it I already showed it to some of my friends and family members, though I don't think my family really needs to know much of it since their Christians, no need in pursuing someone who is already convinced. Honestly I am the only one in my family that decided to turn away.
@Fadi Dankiha Even as a Christian I find you annoying. SAVE THE PREACHING FOR SOMEONE WHO CARES, stop forcing religion onto people that don't have the same belifs. You say that you aren't but you have clearly spammed the same exact comment everywhere. Quit it.
"look at the book" "Look at the book" "Look at the book" "Look at the book!!" "Look at the book!!!" "LOOK AT THE BOOK!!!" "LOOK AT THE BOOK!!!" "LoOk At ThE bOoK!!!!!!!"
some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc.! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.) Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people? they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
Mark: “Uhhh, guys, can you confirm you’re hearing singing?” The T-Mobile Advertisement immediately afterwards: “I WANT IT ALL” Me: “Yes, I can confirm”
I can confirm it was singing this Break out, of this place? Why would anyone wanna break out? 🎶 The outside world recoils in fear Thinking if they slip up, they'll get locked up in here You're killing yourself just to make ends meet While I'm workin' on my tan and kicking up my feet You can't beat livin' in prison, there's always something to do And you know who's paying, everyone but you! Every day I wake up to a nice hot shower Don't pay the water bill so I'm scrubbing for hours Shoot some hoops and lift weights in the yard Maybe blow off some steam, shiv a rookie guard And there's nothing more exquisite Than when I get my 14 minute conjugal visits C'mon and meet the gang! There's Jimmy the Pickle, and Shithole Hank He makes the best hooch wine in his toilet tank There's Bam-Bam, and Tiny, and Sparkles McGee And every single one of us scumbags agree I don't wanna be free (I don't wanna be free) Leave me in luxury (leave me in luxury) Why try a prison break When hard time is totally great I got a trash pedigree (I got a trash pedigree) But in here I'm bourgeoisie (hey Ma, look at me) I never think about the world beyond Then I'd recall how I killed my mom No! I don't wanna be Free! Not the life for me No! I don't wanna be free Of these amenities If I tried to live this good out there I'd have to be a thousandaire This is where I wanna grow old So I'm just praying I don't make parole 'Cause I don't wanna be free! 🎶
Them when they started playing Phasmophobia: *turns on every single light and blasts the electrical box several times* Them now: *doesn't turn on a single light even when it could possibly be a Mare, which is weakened by light*
That's not the reason. Speaking during a hunt actually does nothing bad. The main reason he dies so often is he rarely reacts to the hunt with any urgency. It's often as simple as closing a door between you and the ghost or rounding a corner to break line of sight but he just doesn't do that. Instead he runs around in the room the ghost is in. Also he just causes hunts to happen so much more often by walking around in the dark for extended periods of time and draining his own sanity.
I can't explain it but Mark saying "'bleh, I'm not the ghost!' and then I stab them" gives off the same vibes as Loki saying "bleh, it's me!" then stabbing Thor
guys i don't know what you're talking about... This is how it's always been...
yessir
Second
(x) doubt
Yes
yes
"There's a lot of soap in these showers."
"There really is."
"Yeah."
Biting commentary.
Well, you're not wrong.
Npc conversation
Yo I read this comment right as they said it
Don't drop the soap
@Technology Boy Sorry, *That was me* in empty shower.
Wade: “That’s bad, you can’t outrun a Revenant”
Mark: “Try”
Underrated comment
In soviet Russia we outwall revenant
What time? :0
@@smartboi2571 21:49
the revenant is the worst ghost
I love how Wade just progresses by like 100 levels each episode
and then jumps up by 1000 randomly
This video in a nutshell:
*Something horrible happens*
Mark: "So anyway, yeah, bone broth. Super healthy."
Oh no anyway *bonebroth* .
yeah but... whats bonebroth?
that's Markiplier in a nutshell
@@azureselachimorpha4307 watch the mandalorian
He's not wrong about bone broth though. Bon....
“My face is up here, Mark.”
“Yeah but your body’s down here, and that’s all I really care about.”
XD
😏
@Technology Boy we all did
Chad to your mom like:
Savage
"It's a demon... but I only see one demon here."
Damn, Jack. That was powerful.
Sean*
@@bread1699 i know its the truth, but its weird lol
@@bread1699 both are acceptable
@@bread1699 it’s like a stage name. it’s used as his job. he responds to both its ok.
@kaitlyndoucet2151 he's said in a video before, he prefers when people that know him from TH-cam call him jack and people he actually knows calls him Sean.
The fact that when Mark and Sean play together they lose about 10 brain cells is amazing.
also all of the viewers lose 10 braincells
You forgot add Bob and Wade, like... They are here too?..
You should see Sean and Felix in this game, together I think they’re lucky if they have two brain cells knocking together.
@@RealLeeAwkward yeah right, that was so funny
@@ФиннХочеткушать I think op means when bob and Wade died, leaving only mark and Sean...? Or not HAHA they’re all equally endearingly dumb
Bob and Wade: dies
Mark and Sean: is fighting custody for that one last brain cell
true
And the real kicker is they both lost that battle 🤣
4.4k likes and only 2 comments? Wot?
@@zypher3998 the amount of replies doesn't matter lol
BIG CHUNGUS IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, MAY THE CHORD BPESS YOU, HABD YOUR FORESKIN OVER TO BIG CHUNGUS. PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS TO BIG CHUNGUS AS WE ALL ARE BORN NOT INTO SIN.
BIG CHUNGUS MADE US ALL, REPENT AND GET FREE CARROTS
"AND HE GOT LUNCH BEFORE THE REST OF US"
" It was gonna get cold"
*is literally eating a freezie*
Thank you this comment. It’s been driving me crazy trying to figure out what he was eating
What in the fuck is a freezie?
@@Snowdrop232 lmao Americans
@@14._marr
U have a problem with Americans?
@@rtxs9041 who doesn't have a problem with americans
"Did something just get thrown at me?"
"It was my sexuality." Sean, fucking stop 😂
Wait when did that happen?!?
@Robotic Boi AHAHAHA and it was a coffee!!!
@@_Fizel_ Sorry, I wasn't notified that you'd commented D: But yes, when he said that I almost spat my tea all over my laptop lol
Gives a new meaning to top of the morning coffee
Lmfao
Mark every time something bad happens: “Well that’s a problem”
@[ WANT S Ê Х ] Rita , 25 y.o ! OPEN MY HOME VIDEO ? No thanks
he's far from wrong
ok
He just immediately turns into Han Solo…
What with the dry deadpan delivery.
@@Luke-eb1vw wait what happened?
Mark: This *is* like heist!
The ghost: *proceeds to commit who killed markiplier*
Good one!
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc.?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
as an act of goodwill.
+ always be careful: corona etc.!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people?
they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@[ WANT S Ē Х ] OPEN MY HOME VIDEO ! why are all the sex bots in my comment section wtf
Unnus
@@Fluffy_hazmat annus
Mark: uploads phasmophobia
me: *literally cannot stop thinking about when he was inside the house screaming*
ME
Same
Yes
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
Why are you e v e r y w h e r e
Bob actually listening to Mark's spiel about bone broth shows how good a friend he is...
It’s funny because I’ve been on both ends a lot 😂 I’m either the one ranting about something I find interesting (that’s really not) or someone is doing it to me 😂
@@BristaBean true
same
@@BristaBean It's never in between
11:10
ghost: literally walks right INTO MARK
Mark: .... *how are you*
He's fine he had some bone broth afterwards
Chad
its because the ghost wasnt hunting lol it was just chillin
The ghost likes polite people XD
@Fadi Dankiha the hell lol
That truck jumpscare, though.
Sometimes your team is scarier than the ghost!
Hey love your videos. Nice seeing you here
Why of all people are you here
@@thebeaniestbeanboys5735 because they're both so wholesome, it makes so much sense
I just jumped from one of your videos to this one, thank you for making awesome content
Mark: “Matt Lobos has a great set of t*ts”
Also Mark: “Don’t tell Amy”
Just say tits dude
Unus Annus flashbacks
@@hananananananah5458 deja vu its been a long time since I heard that. However being a long time from then means being closer to an end. So in a way I can say it's only been a short time since I heard that. Either or we can never truly understand time and time itself cannot be explained by our limitations bound to this physical world where we can only use words to describe time. See you truly at the end my friend. Momento mori
I remember “don’t tell Amy” was said a lot when he punched a wall, spilled something, or talked about Martha May Who. Those were the days
@The_Pandaren_boi his girlfriend
Mark: “He lost everything? That’s *really* funny.”
Wade, dead, but in the discord: *”It’s not that funny.”*
Mark: “I can hear him from the beyond”
Bob: *dies in front of Mark*
Mark: That's because you don't have enough Bone Broth in your Diet.
I thought the same thing
Honestly, the whole bone broth bit was over played. Approaching cringe status.
@@DarthVader-lt4zw It sounds like you need more bone broth in your diet.
@@DarthVader-lt4zw you need more bone broth
@@DarthVader-lt4zw would u like sum
B O N E B R O T H ?
"If they die and we don't, then we automatically win regardless of points."
*only two to die*
Guess Jack and Wade won that round then 😂
I would like but it’s at 666 likes
Mark: "hey guys the lights are flickering...the ghost is hunting"
Also Mark: *proceeds to continue talking and screaming while running around the room that the ghost is hunting in*
With his light still on XD
I mean it is still kind of a way to avoid the ghost. Unless it a revenant, if its a rev your f*cked. But other than that you can usually outrun all ghosts during hunts as long as you know its position at all times.
BIG CHUNGUS IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, MAY THE CHORD BPESS YOU, HABD YOUR FORESKIN OVER TO BIG CHUNGUS. PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS TO BIG CHUNGUS AS WE ALL ARE BORN NOT INTO SIN.
BIG CHUNGUS MADE US ALL, REPENT AND GET FREE CARROTS
"Stalk them, make them think I'm the ghost and then go, 'BLAH I'M NOT THE GHOST' and stab them"
has the same energy as
"He transformed into a snake, and when I picked him up to admire the snake, he turned back into himself and went, 'BLAH! It'S ME!' and he stabbed me. we were 8."
If you know, you know
OMG i thought the exact same thing!
Rip... idk
I dónt know :(
Thor: Ragnorok
I know too much
I was literally thinking that lmao
IT RADIATED LOKI PLANING THAT OUT VIBES PAHAHAHAAA
Ghost appears
Any rational human being: HAUL ASS
Phasmo characters: a brisque speedwalk, at best.
A little Sunday walk while getting chased by a ghost
this made me do a belly giggle 10/10 comment
It’s hilarious when you’re playing with other people and everyone’s screaming and trying to get out and you look at their character and they’re casually walking.
"brisque"
I have never before seen a misspelling of a word make it so much more fancy.
@@affidavid5292 is. that not how it's spelled?
...well fuck that's not how it's spelled, aight
Mark: "What is your name"
Ghost: ". . ."
Mark: "Why are you here"
Ghost: "KILL"
joji's ghost knew they read his name so he was like "...is this guy stupid?"
It would be more funny if the game glitched and accedentally made a L4D refference and just said "pill"
“I don’t know who I am, I don’t know why I’m here, all I know, is that I must kill.” A meme that perfectly reflects this
35:00
@@theboi9676 was literally about to comment the same thing
25:35 - "If I was playing my other character, I would have had Dark Vision up to 60 feet" Is my new favorite Phas quote by Wade, I didn't even know he plays D&D lmao
I legitimately had to rewind to make sure i heard that right.
sean: “OHH SHES IN HER JAMMIES” * disregarding the fact mark is dying*
mark: bye
@Fadi Dankiha ew
@Fadi Dankiha people have trauma from christianity lmfao
@@godirl their trauma amuses you?
@@jetbricksstudios5530 I have religious trauma help i was saying maybe don’t comment religious shit HAHAH
@@godirl and you were what denomination of Christianity exactly?
Mark: Thats really funny thats actually really funny
Ghost Wade: its really not
That did, in fact, happen!
16:50
Dude I read this comment the moment he was saying that 🤣
@@novabova07 x
Wade:"I could've gone to heaven but there was a two dollar entrance fee and someone looted my corpse."
@Fadi Dankiha I'm not christian but thank you for saying "In not forcing you" as some Christians do pressure people into christianity 👍
Capitalism strikes again!
@Fadi Dankiha I was responding to the joke the original poster of this comment made :/ what else could I mean
@Fadi Dankiha remember all the Pagan gods and goddess are watching over you!! And are there for you to pray to!! I’m not forcing you to believe I’m just sharing my wisdom and I pray you find your way :) have a blessed day and blessed be
That’s why grave robbing is so frowned upon
Sean: "And he's eating! He got lunch before the rest of us!"
Mark: "Hey, it was gonna get cold!"
Also Mark: *eating a popsicle*
At 16:15 Mark just saying: " *He's dying, he's dying, he's dying and he's dead.* " sounds like a National Geographic narrator that gets paid with minimum wage.
Sorry I forgot about the stamp
This comment needs more likes.
@[ WANT S Ē Х ] OPEN MY HOME VIDEO ! Begone BOT
Begone swine
Indeed
Right?!😂
"Also, could have got into heaven but there was a 2 dollars entrance fee and someone looted my corpse" is a really raw phrase to be used as a one-liner without response
I read this as it came up😂😂
I'm pretty sure that was a Red vs Blue reference
@@IB21066 same lol
I love the fact that mark doesn't acknowledge jack's existence with a link in the description
I mean... does he need to....?
@@RugerBoyGaming I was going to say that too. Mark is always shoving viewers to smaller streams and other channels when he’s in a multi stream. Jack doesn’t need the exposure anymore than Mark would
Jack didn’t do it for Mark in his last Phasmaphobia video as well
IKR I JUST NOTICED AND WAS LIKE wait he didn’t link jacks channel
Exactly, Bob and Wade are relatively small channels by comparison. He probably just thinks Jack doesn't need the extra push.
Mark: talking about bone broth
Lixian: makes it the audio fade
People wanting to hear what mark has to say about bone broth: :(
Dear editor, hand it over.
Please send me the recipe
I have fresh and natural ingredients
for y’all asking the original title was:
‘Phasmophobia V2 121320’
Phasmophobia V2 121320
it was, yes
I noticed that
its still in the notification lol
*121320* refers to the date of when he played and edited this video which is *13th December 2020*
Bob: Dies
Bob's body: proceeds to throw it back intensely
the “intensely” SENT me
When you see this comment when it has 666 likes so you can't like it
"I hear footprints." - Markiplier
I see footsteps
I see screams
I taste noise
I hear fingerprints
I hear dead people
Mark's Bone broth talk reads like one of Mr. Hippo's story times
omfg i love this
24:40 The crawling ghost is made significantly less creepy when described as “Oh she’s in her jammies!”
Everyone being afraid of the ghost
Mark: there is a single DOUGHNUT
Bone Broth?
Donut yeah😂😂
Must be one huge donut then
@Technology Boy Oh yea because apparently theres only one way to spell it
No no not Doughnut. A GOnut.
I just want to know how all of you have the time to literally be everywhere at once ?
ok
The power of no life.
fr lmfao
If you dont like my comment the ghosts will haunt you!!
Pretending to do work in math class✨✨😌
Edit: I'm now in English.
Edit 2: FRENCH been taking it for 5 years and all I can say is can I go to the bathroom❤️✨
Jack: "Ghost, explain the single-serve donut"
*"whomst'veded awoken the ancient one"*
Someone dies
Markiplier: Starts talking about cooking broth, and acting as if nothing happened.
I honestly would love to hear marks thoughts on bone broth.
@Fadi Dankiha what the hell is this. Um ok thanks, by the way I don't believe in God.
@Fadi Dankiha lol sorry for the previous responding to you it was my friend's prank sorry for any inconvenience.
@Fadi Dankiha don't worry I already read it I already showed it to some of my friends and family members, though I don't think my family really needs to know much of it since their Christians, no need in pursuing someone who is already convinced. Honestly I am the only one in my family that decided to turn away.
@Fadi Dankiha omg I can't lmao
Something that everyone knows: The ghost is attracted to sound if it is hunting.
Mark: *BIG TROUBLE, BIG TROUBLE*
@Fadi Dankiha Even as a Christian I find you annoying. SAVE THE PREACHING FOR SOMEONE WHO CARES, stop forcing religion onto people that don't have the same belifs. You say that you aren't but you have clearly spammed the same exact comment everywhere. Quit it.
@Fadi Dankiha
Stop dude. Your spamming when CLEARLY no one gives two shits. Don't clap back at me with a Bible verse either. Just shut up.
@Fadi Dankiha im Christian and i understand that you want to preach but just stop spamming the same thing over and over again please
@Fadi Dankiha you keep spamming the same shit that no one even wants
Well he's right isn't he then?
mark: "oh wades dead"
Jack: *screaming wades dead*
mark: "oh yeah we watched it was horrible"
g
a
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Mark needs to play phasmophobia again. After the update, things got so much scarier. I don’t wanna spoil anything for him.
Good news my friend
One of the best survival horror game of 2020, just made better by Markiplier =)
Prepare Ray Mak!! I hear the angry footsteps of A**holes about to raid this comment section!
you are everywhere
What this isn’t even survival horror
Not even survival
By a socialist
"look at the book"
"Look at the book"
"Look at the book"
"Look at the book!!"
"Look at the book!!!"
"LOOK AT THE BOOK!!!"
"LOOK AT THE BOOK!!!"
"LoOk At ThE bOoK!!!!!!!"
@[ WANT S Ē Х ] OPEN MY HOME VIDEO ! please cease existing
Mark : dies holding a cup of coffee
Ghost Mark : still holds cup of coffee
Emotional support cup a coffee bro
ghost: *starts hunting*
mark: *casually goes in line of sight and screams*
*7 episodes in and Mark still doesn’t shut up and hide when the ghost is hunting*
It’s more entertaining when he’s being chased 😂
I think its that they dont take it seriously anymore.
@@silvercat18 they never did lmao
Well we can enjoy the panick even more like that
@@Motorizedboar lol yeah wasn't it in the very first one that they were immediately saying the name and stuff
Bob: Level 44
Mark: Level 17
Jack: Level 21
W A D E : *L E V E L 3 5 7*
Wade: _My goals are beyond your understanding_
I feel like this comment is underrated
@@CommonGoblinGaming I don't like wade winning.
@@ligersensei362 lol fair 😂👍🏻
@@ligersensei362 winning at what?
@@joemama1132 winning at levels
6:43
Mark: "Uh guys can you confirm that you hear singing?"
Lixian: *scare sound*
TH-cam: How bout an ad?
I got an air force ad
Me 2
Ad blocker :/
I got a Sprite Cranberry.
before your execution, take some time to thank our sponsor, (your ad here)
Sean and Mark seem to cancel out each other's braincells😭
*"0 x 1 = 0"*
"What?"
*"Math"*
Bold of you to assume they have those in the first place. 😂
“You can’t outrun a revenant.”
Mark doing absolutely nothing but eating food: “TRY.”
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
I like how there's a ghost hunting them and the only thing Markiplier is worried about it the single donut in a single box 😅
g
Ikr,
I will worry
all mark is hunting *IS* the donut boxes
I mean i side Mark on this, who the hell serves our orders donuts in a single serving box?
LOLLL Mark: “you guys want amateur high school...?”
Wade: “Whatd you just say to me?”
LMAO
Wow I was scrolling trough comments and when I found this it started playing.
@Fadi Dankiha that was random
@Fadi Dankiha nice copy paste
@@Pineapple-hx9ty they’re spamming this in the comments. It’s best to report them for spam because they might just be a bot
Mark: "GHOST ORBS"
Sean: Irish siren noise*
The only game where people are excited about finding dirty water.
@The MAC of legend it be boring
@The MAC of legend how
@The MAC of legend I agree my gaming brother
@The MAC of legend where do I find this content
@Fadi Dankiha I prefer Satan because he’s a pretty chill guy that punishes the bad people
"Did something get thrown?"
"Yeah, it was my sexuality!"
timestamp? lol
@@capitalistmonopoly77 2:35
What IS Jacks sexuality?
@@ivylives559 Straight but appreciates beauty, both men and women.
"It was my sexuality" -sean
Bob: "He found his dead body, that's so sad"
Mark: "Yea that's so sa.............vage"
Actually, it went
Bob: "He's going up to watch him die! That's so-"
Mark: "Yeah, that's so saaaa-"
Bob: "Savage!"
Mark: "-aavage."
I love how at 24:47 you can see Wade peek through the crinkling fingers already beginning his freak out over Mark dying.
Lmao yeah
Sean: "AAAAH, IT'S HORRIBLE! HE DIED RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! OH, GOD!"
Mark: "Did he lose all of his stuff? Because that would be hilarious."
Mark: *dies instantly in the first round
Also Mark: *grabs coffee while being a ghost
Me: Same
(Gets hit by a truck)
(Looking over ur dead body with a cup of complimentary ghost coffee)
(Sssssip)
"Well ain't that just a sunovabitch."
Seán: *crying* wade is dead it was horrible an-
Mark and Bob: mmhmm sure alright okay
Mark: Maybe he deserved it
13:52
Mark: You guys want uh... amateur high school?
Wade: What did you just say to me?
“You’re all naruto-ing in the corner”
Mark 2020
There simping for saucegay?
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc.?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
as an act of goodwill.
+ always be careful: corona etc.!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people?
they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@@technoraver99 hey there...buddy.... can you..... not...? such a long essay wasn’t really necessary....
@@annaf2370 it's a bot ignore it
idk why this reminds me of mark2702
"UV, infrared, same thing!"
*Literally on opposite ends of the spectrum*
When he said that, i was like "Are they stupid???" and then i was like "That's a stupid question of course they're stupid"
Ehhhhh, only 2 away
On the same spectrum non the less
That’s the exact words I said to my friend
Mark: “Uhhh, guys, can you confirm you’re hearing singing?”
The T-Mobile Advertisement immediately afterwards: “I WANT IT ALL”
Me: “Yes, I can confirm”
I can confirm it was singing this
Break out, of this place?
Why would anyone wanna break out?
🎶 The outside world recoils in fear
Thinking if they slip up, they'll get locked up in here
You're killing yourself just to make ends meet
While I'm workin' on my tan and kicking up my feet
You can't beat livin' in prison, there's always something to do
And you know who's paying, everyone but you!
Every day I wake up to a nice hot shower
Don't pay the water bill so I'm scrubbing for hours
Shoot some hoops and lift weights in the yard
Maybe blow off some steam, shiv a rookie guard
And there's nothing more exquisite
Than when I get my 14 minute conjugal visits
C'mon and meet the gang!
There's Jimmy the Pickle, and Shithole Hank
He makes the best hooch wine in his toilet tank
There's Bam-Bam, and Tiny, and Sparkles McGee
And every single one of us scumbags agree
I don't wanna be free (I don't wanna be free)
Leave me in luxury (leave me in luxury)
Why try a prison break
When hard time is totally great
I got a trash pedigree (I got a trash pedigree)
But in here I'm bourgeoisie (hey Ma, look at me)
I never think about the world beyond
Then I'd recall how I killed my mom
No! I don't wanna be
Free! Not the life for me
No! I don't wanna be free
Of these amenities
If I tried to live this good out there
I'd have to be a thousandaire
This is where I wanna grow old
So I'm just praying I don't make parole
'Cause I don't wanna be free! 🎶
I literally got that ad just as I was reading this
“AND I WANT IT NOWWWW”
I GOT THE SPRITE CRANBERRY COMMERCIAL
11:11 Mark being menacingly approached by the ghost then casually asking how are you is too funny
Them when they started playing Phasmophobia: *turns on every single light and blasts the electrical box several times*
Them now: *doesn't turn on a single light even when it could possibly be a Mare, which is weakened by light*
Mark: *wonders why did he die*
Also mark: *literally speaks the whole hunting phase*
That's not the reason. Speaking during a hunt actually does nothing bad. The main reason he dies so often is he rarely reacts to the hunt with any urgency. It's often as simple as closing a door between you and the ghost or rounding a corner to break line of sight but he just doesn't do that. Instead he runs around in the room the ghost is in. Also he just causes hunts to happen so much more often by walking around in the dark for extended periods of time and draining his own sanity.
Pretty sure making sound while it’s hunting is also a thing
@@thathappyhat936 it is a thing
@@mattmunroe9905 thats where you're wrong buddy
@@thathappyhat936 nope i'vee tested it talking and having your flashlight on doesn't affect the hunt BUT in marks case he didn't bother to run or hide
anyone else worries of what happened to Lixian?!
Nothing, Mark just has a new editor, Lix is still gonna do stuff too :]
@@moozle wait what
Julie Francis WHAT?!?!?!
New people joined the editing team! The new editors r from Unus Annus, so they def have experience! ;D
@@luckilychenpai9413 but but he will still work with lixian right ? Right ??!??!?@
mark: “you a little piss baby?”
ghost: starts hunting
mark: [ i n s t a n t r e g r e t ]
I like how Seán convinced EVERYONE that the name was Matt Lobos, despite saying himself the name was Maria Thompson lmao
It's less convincing and more a joke but eh
That was a bit, but fun to think of that actually being the case
lol ikr
i feel like they forgot at a certain point
Markiplier: looks at the ghost strait in the eyes
Ghost: hey how u doing
Why did i read it as a Joey Tribianni style "How you doin?" 😂😂
@@imogeng6701 I was thinking about writing it like that 🤣
@@imogeng6701 Yup it was meant to be
Jack: "That's a GONUT!"
Donut Companies: *quickly takes notes*
yeah they gonna make it cost like $200 for 1 Gonut
*crys in kakyoin kinnie*
@@detroitbecomedefective2762 lol The innovation is ahead of it's time!
@@noriakikakyoin8607 lmao suffer
I'm a Ghiaccio kinnie
It's unbelievable, I just cant believe....
That someone would have an un-eaten, un-GOBBLED glazed GONUT on the table...
I can't explain it but Mark saying "'bleh, I'm not the ghost!' and then I stab them" gives off the same vibes as Loki saying "bleh, it's me!" then stabbing Thor
its the same joke 💀💀you must be special if you cant explain that 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Nobody:
Bob's corpse: *throws it back*
g
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Mark: *unintentionally flexing*
Me: I get it, you be beefy, but that doesn't explain how you can hear footprints.
His ears are so muscled they’ve transcended beyond puny normal human hearing ability.
To the point where he can hear pictures and see sounds
Puny normies
he can hear footprints because he has ears like the rest of us B)
Mark: Gets pulled into hell by a demon girl while in a prison:
*"Well goodbye! HEHEHE!"*
24:39
I'd love to be pulled by a demon girl
@@mikeock4039 rly
@@mikeock4039 downbad
@@mikeock4039 Horny bonk!
also Mark: "hey, I am NOT a masochist; this is about power!"
yes Mark... a certain kind of power, indeed...
28:48 to answer Bob's question, you absolutely can make rice with chicken broth and it's delicious.
Uh thats Bob
“Guys can you confirm you hear singing-“
Random ad: _Welcome to Joy score_
"Slip into it. try it on for size"
FORBIDDEN SOCK
I got the T-Mobile ad with Freddie singing I Want It All. 10/10
I enjoy looking a Jennifer Aniston but....not the time for that add Aveno
I got no ads. I use adblock :)
@@vincentlai12 I like supporting the creators I watch. Ad revenue is their revenue.
Mark: *Gets up for food*
Chica: "Do I get?"
Me: Chica needs pets.
Imagine being so early that the title is "Phasmophobia V2 121320"
Lmaoo
That was soo funny. I was like woow, this video was recorded two days ago and its the second version, but what do we do with that information? 😂
Yeah lol
imaging not being that early but still seing it in the notification
i saw it too lmao
Ghost: **Aproaches Mark**
Mark: Hi **Proceeds to aproach it**
Oh? You're approaching me?
Mark: *challenging you to a duel*
Ghost: *Runs away from fight due to intimidation*
Mark: *wins fight..?*
@@beshoyshaker3373 OMG DIO? 😨
Mark: Bone Broth
Wade: *slowly closes the door on their faces*
"Did something just get thrown at me?"
"IT WAS MY SEXUALITY"
XD
kastoborous I was dying 😂😂😂
666 Likes
I put it to 666 likes >:)
Please give me a timestamp I need to hear this
here i am reporting that i was one of many who saw the title as: *_phasmophobia v2 121320_*
@Î Àm ĶēvïņBB you again?
I also saw that
And it had no thumbnail
lol i saw the name in my notifs
Yep, saw it too
Jack is such a great addition to this series im glad you brought him back.
"I found handcuffs now so things are about to get reaaal kinky" -Jack
Kinky
oop- like me :)
@@thesqonkofpennsylvania7458 same
@@jontaii152 oop-
*Oh hell yeah*
Wade: "I downed all of the pills because I hate you."
Even Mark had to take a second to chuckle.
Relatable 🙈
"My eyes are up here! HotPokket"
Honestly, Bob's wit is the best
Your pfp just makes your comment 10x better pahahaa
^^
Your pfp just makes your comment 10x better pahahaa
Yes
Mark “do you guys see the fence shaking?” I love the reply : “did you do the good drugs before we started?”
"If I was playing my other character, I would have dark vision up to 60 feet"
I'm very pleased with this D&D reference, Wade
It Is nice
I don't get to play D&D, I can only watch Critical Role...and the amount of debate over dark vision is hilarious. XD
"what nightmare. who gets a single serving doughnut in it's own box"
says the man who ate 50 pop tarts
Facts
And then had to go to the hospital for an intestinal block _because he ate too many pop tarts._
@@wren4now904 lol ikr?
to make it worse they were _single serving_ poptarts :O
none of those pop tarts had their own box
Mark: "Why do I always die?"
Also Mark: Doesn't move at all during a hunt
Also also Mark: Screams about how the ghost is there
Carrot
Or even try to hide
@Î Àm ĶēvïņBB I'm trying to find where I give a fuck
31:55 Look at the photo, A dark figure is standing near mark off to the right!
damn you right.
"Phasmophobia V2 121320"
"The numbers Mason, what do they mean?!"
Me and Mason go back a ways....
**Vietnam Flashback**
Bo1 refrence i love it prob one of the best cod campings
XDDDD WHAT DO THEY MEAN "FUCK YOU!!"- literally me when I see my cat XDDD
It’s the date
Glad I wasn’t the only one to get this
Sick title Mark, how did you come up with "Phasmophobia V2 121320"?
That does not exist wat are u talking about
It's truly the best title.
Yeah, what the heckles, Mark??!
@@deathspear4756 He has since changed the title, but it was called that for the first 20 seconds the video was up
HAHSHS IT CHANGED 😼 that’s how you know you’re early. If you were here when the title was still the file name