When they said "Mush" i thought of mushed potato being all over the plate, with 3-4 peas and some mushed... avocado or other thing that doesn`t look quite good. I wasn`t prepared
@@blackfirehedgehog7725 I assume this was a buffet at a hotel and either at the end of breakfast/beginning of lunch and this was the scraps left over. The eggs are dry, the lotus root... is boiled in a weird broth because they're usually a brown color due to the broth or they're white.... these are grey. The fish looks sad too, looks like it was boiled but no seasoning, and honestly boiled fish is nasty, mackeral is better of being poached or baked
@@EndoftheBeginning17 Lotus roots are white when they're fresh, but they turn greyish very fast. If they're cooked in a light dashi broth (very common) they won't take on much colour. These look like pretty typical simmered lotus root. The lighting doesn't help either. The tamagoyaki is probably on the dryer side (because buffet), but it's not easy to tell because of the low resolution. It looks fine to me. As for the fish, I have no idea how you can tell it's unseasoned (though seasoning for fish in Japan is often just salt anyway). Again the resolution is so low that it could be grilled for all we know.
@mahapatrasohamm It kinda looks like some cheap buffet breakfast I had in japan. Can't really complain, it was included with a 50$ room in shinjuku san-chome. Honestly the eggs and bread was pretty nice, the fish was extremely fishy and I kinda expected it for a mackerel.
Effectively I was racking my head trying to imagine what could you pick at a buffet that could amount to prison food. Not a hint in the world would've got me imagining anything close to that, don't ever change Subaru lmfao
Mio: It looks like prison food. It can't be that bad. *Looks at picture* Oh, oh god, that IS prison food, I work in a hospital and the patients get better food then that.
I guess if you live in a temperate zone in the northern hemisphere you'll most likely pick up stones and dead wood. I live in the tropical zone so if I go to a forest to randomly pick stuff I'd get something that look like a nice salad.
That makes the most vile putrid Scandinavian food look good. Like Lutfisk(lye fish), Surströmming(fermented herring), Brunost(brown cheese), Leverkorv(Liver Sausage), Pressylta(there's no english translation, but it's meat, blubber, and spices all compressed into one unholy abomination.)
Lol yeah I was expecting a small lil salad and a cheap sandwich or something. What Suba chose was well beyond expectations. That's a "I need to go to prison to get a decent meal" platter.
I think she explained it somewhat elsewhere in the segment, that she doesn’t like to waste food so she always under-serves herself at a buffet because she can always go back and get more, and doesn’t want to leave food on the plate. But it does make for some pretty sad looking plates on the way to being satiated. 😂
I was primed and ready for her to show the plate so I could be like "they don't know what USA prison food looks like, that's no where near as bad as REAL prison food, blah blah blah" and then they showed the plate and I was like..."uh...okay...there's three things there, there's not nearly enough food and I don't know what any of it is. Yeah that's just about prison food alright."
The one with the holes is renkon (aka lotus root). Supposedly it tastes a bit like potato. The yellow is a type of omelet where the egg is rolled up. And the last one, yeah, its just a random chunk of some mackerel.
Bae indeed delivered the message, also almost delivered the final blow, glad that Subaru didn't understand that *"Apologize to prison food"* reminds me of Hataraku Maou-sama's *"Apologize to all Sadao"* xD
I love that a JP bro thought an English comment was so good they just had to send a supa and translate it. And it WAS good lmao that food made me depressed!
@@panko2848 1. Cut up lotus root 2. Steam lotus root 3. Wait a few minutes 4. You now have grey/purple/brown lotus root (it varies, sometimes they don't change much)
Subaru, welcome to Bae's chat. They are sometimes ruthless, like prisoners having to eat prison food :D Also, that "fried egg" I swore looked like Spongebob. That's impressive how bad that buffet food looked
Speaking as someone who winces when they see people loading up their plates but then wasting it all, which happens A LOT, this is refreshing. Plus knowing Japanese food those three things were delicious. My respect for Subaru grows.
i got late to the stream and i saw the image in the back with other foods and i thought "why is that there?" Thank you for the context, tho it didn't make it any better LMAO
@@gossamera4665 The bread rolls with vanilla ice cream is a combo I love from golden corral but I gotta be honest it was always kinda mid lol it's just good value food for a family I think
I love lotus root, but I've never seen it look that off color. The eggs were just sad, & no matter what kind of fish that was I wouldn't eat it, but most importantly nobody asked if she got sick from that- Was it a 100¥ buffet? The prison food might really be better than the gas-station sushi from whatever establishment that was.
The moment the picture was shown, I'm totally speechless..... The only thought that came to mind was "What the fu------" I mean, if it's edible, it's cool. But still..... 😶
But that is the exact thing I did when I was eating at a buffet. I usually have 2 round of eating, one is to sample the tiniest amount of every single food item on a buffet, like less than a tablespoon worth. Then when I found my favourite item, the 2nd round comes with a bigger portion of only the items i like. So my first round of eating are probably looks similar to Subaru's plate.
It just seem like Subaru have no eyes for Detail or Aesthetic. I brings back small portion too, but I have fun decorate them to make them look good. Foods taste better when it look good, and vice versa , you know. Subaru seem like she doesn't have that connection between look and taste.
I'm surprised of the picture at first, but then realized I'm not actually that surprised in Malaysia, there's this cheap buffer-style like restaurant where you pick whatever you want to eat, and each food you add on increase the total price. It's called "economical rice" because it's usually cheap, poor people go inside these kind of restaurants and get a plate of rice with little food. Aside from the rice it basically just looks like Subaru's plate. In recent years there are more expensive ones, better food, larger portion but yea I've seen stuffs similar to the picture and ate them. They don't taste great, but it was cheap.
You can just be a criminal, no need to be a police just to eat prison food lol And how the hell did she do that? Is that really something she got from a buffet?
"It can't be that bad right?"
*sees pic*
😨
Bruh that looks like old cleaning utensils
When they said "Mush" i thought of mushed potato being all over the plate, with 3-4 peas and some mushed... avocado or other thing that doesn`t look quite good.
I wasn`t prepared
Let's hope it at least tastes better than it looks. 😬
It's more like GIRL DINNER 😅
They seems don't have that term..
When some spoiled and useless girl make food, that's the kind of food they made 😂
That seriously looks like a sponge (yellow), chunks of loofah (the light brown) and...something from the bottom of the sink after you wash your dishes
“Apologize to prison food” is so good
I'm just trying to imagine going to a buffet and just plopping three tiny morsels of sadness for your meal.
That is why Japanese aren't fat :)
going to the buffet and get one thing of lotus root 😭
Subaru is not someone to bring to a buffet clearly...
@@blackfirehedgehog7725 I assume this was a buffet at a hotel and either at the end of breakfast/beginning of lunch and this was the scraps left over. The eggs are dry, the lotus root... is boiled in a weird broth because they're usually a brown color due to the broth or they're white.... these are grey. The fish looks sad too, looks like it was boiled but no seasoning, and honestly boiled fish is nasty, mackeral is better of being poached or baked
@@EndoftheBeginning17 Lotus roots are white when they're fresh, but they turn greyish very fast. If they're cooked in a light dashi broth (very common) they won't take on much colour. These look like pretty typical simmered lotus root. The lighting doesn't help either.
The tamagoyaki is probably on the dryer side (because buffet), but it's not easy to tell because of the low resolution. It looks fine to me.
As for the fish, I have no idea how you can tell it's unseasoned (though seasoning for fish in Japan is often just salt anyway). Again the resolution is so low that it could be grilled for all we know.
1:46 Can you believe it? This isn't someone's leftovers, it's a buffet.
That looks depressing.
@@justiron2999 How do you even eat that, IN A BUFFET OF ALL PLACES
@mahapatrasohamm It kinda looks like some cheap buffet breakfast I had in japan. Can't really complain, it was included with a 50$ room in shinjuku san-chome. Honestly the eggs and bread was pretty nice, the fish was extremely fishy and I kinda expected it for a mackerel.
It looks like a hotel free buffet food here in japan. They usually look appetizing, vibrant even, IDK what happened with Subaru’s plate though.
Tbf, its what Subaru picked from the buffet. Not any fault of the buffet itself if it ends up looking like prison food, lol.
The thickest of ironies: The chief of police eats like a prisoner.
Usada Pekora stonks go up, police food budget goes crash. That's the world we live in folks.
Shoot, the prisoners are eating better than she is
Respect the duck for that. She may be tossing people in prison, but at least she eats at their level.
It takes one to know one 😂
@@failegion7828Department barely has any budget left for such things anyways...
Bruh idk what I was expecting but I wasn’t expecting that lmao
Some how its so much worse then expected. Lol
@@jrk22233i was expecting those segmented plates with at least a decent meal for a human. Not a spoonful of 3 things.
Subaru emphasizing that it is from a buffet like it will make the plate looks better 😂
She’s just letting us know she CHOSE the food lol
The emphasis actually makes it worse! 🤣
@zompro12 i guess she want us to really know that she INTENTIONALLY chose prison food
@@Rixkie I've eaten at buffets, normally at hotels, but the food usually much better than this.
@EndoftheBeginning17 yeah that's why it's funny 🤣 she got a lot of options but somehow still managed to make it look so sad
Subaru is buffet owners favorite kind of customer. Lol
Actually tho😂
Buffet owner: "I don't remember cooking this, why is it on my buffet?"
Effectively I was racking my head trying to imagine what could you pick at a buffet that could amount to prison food. Not a hint in the world would've got me imagining anything close to that, don't ever change Subaru lmfao
Before the picture
"They may over-react. How bad could it be if it's from buffet?"
After the picture
"Prison food looks better than this."
"Girl, you live like this?"
As someone who used to work in a jail, I agree.
Bae: He's out of line, but he's right
Bae's not even 'he's out of line', just 'he's right'/
Mio: It looks like prison food.
It can't be that bad.
*Looks at picture*
Oh, oh god, that IS prison food, I work in a hospital and the patients get better food then that.
That looks as if I went to the forest and picked three random things off the ground.
Apologize to the forest
@@FluuuffInariwhy? he's cleaning it by picking natural trash off the ground
Nah sorry...you will never find foul things like this produced by mother nature 😂
@@frafred1In Bao’s mushroom video them found some pretty rank dead mushrooms, so not far off.
I guess if you live in a temperate zone in the northern hemisphere you'll most likely pick up stones and dead wood. I live in the tropical zone so if I go to a forest to randomly pick stuff I'd get something that look like a nice salad.
Bae's chat specs all their stats on roasting
When the only thing on the menu is rat, you gotta get creative
That was so much worse than I was expecting lmao! Prison food looks like fine dining compared to that
That makes the most vile putrid Scandinavian food look good. Like Lutfisk(lye fish), Surströmming(fermented herring), Brunost(brown cheese), Leverkorv(Liver Sausage), Pressylta(there's no english translation, but it's meat, blubber, and spices all compressed into one unholy abomination.)
Lmao I was thinking that same thing. Like WTF we wouldn’t feed that to prisoners lmao
Lol yeah I was expecting a small lil salad and a cheap sandwich or something. What Suba chose was well beyond expectations.
That's a "I need to go to prison to get a decent meal" platter.
Do not go near the prison egg casserole. That would make you rethink
@@octopodd if they did feed stuff that looked like that to prisoners, i'd argue that's cruel and unusual punishment
I didn't thought it would be that bad but my expectations were exceeded
wtf is that 😭
2:34 to see the original comment flying past in the top left corner.
I cant even comprehend how one can have only that much on a plate, in a buffet of all things.
I think she explained it somewhat elsewhere in the segment, that she doesn’t like to waste food so she always under-serves herself at a buffet because she can always go back and get more, and doesn’t want to leave food on the plate. But it does make for some pretty sad looking plates on the way to being satiated. 😂
@@stillmoms now i imagined a girl keep going back and forth for food but every time she only have 3 pieces of things on the plate
@ Quacking the entire time. 🦆
@@stillmoms thanks for explaining (though I'll give myself points, cause I did manage to guess as much)
"That's not even prison food, that's prisoner of war food."
The US fed their prisoners of war better than this.
unfortunately, in the context of japan, this is better than prison of war food.
just the fact that she was at a buffet and picked this herself is so funny 😂😂
I was primed and ready for her to show the plate so I could be like "they don't know what USA prison food looks like, that's no where near as bad as REAL prison food, blah blah blah" and then they showed the plate and I was like..."uh...okay...there's three things there, there's not nearly enough food and I don't know what any of it is. Yeah that's just about prison food alright."
Overcooked Egg
Probably Fish?
Mushroom or sponge, the taste provides no further answers
Yeah, I spent several years in corrections and we ate better than that.
@@Blewlongmunthe last thing was a lotus root, its a vegetable
@@Blewlongmun the last one were lotus roots
@@Blewlongmun The egg's tamagoyaki, it's a rolled omelette. It's not really overcooked, that's just what it looks like
She's saying "It's a buffet!" as if that explains it when it just makes it so much worse
The sink pipe comment is spot on. That plate reminds me of finding a piece of cheese that had slipped under the fridge for months.
It looks like two pieces of old moist cheese, one piece of bread and what seems to be a chunk of raw fish that overstayed it's welcome in the sun
The one with the holes is renkon (aka lotus root). Supposedly it tastes a bit like potato. The yellow is a type of omelet where the egg is rolled up. And the last one, yeah, its just a random chunk of some mackerel.
@@TotemoGaijin Some lotus roots are soft like potatoes, but some are crunchy even when cooked.
I'm British and even I was shocked by how bad it looked
i've seen some coverage on japan's prison food and they were much more humane than whatever that is on the picture lmao
Bae indeed delivered the message, also almost delivered the final blow, glad that Subaru didn't understand that
*"Apologize to prison food"* reminds me of Hataraku Maou-sama's *"Apologize to all Sadao"* xD
I love that a JP bro thought an English comment was so good they just had to send a supa and translate it.
And it WAS good lmao that food made me depressed!
I didn't think it would be that bad until I saw the picture..
Ah yes, I see two parts of fake bone, a sponge and a rock, CLEARLY Subaru is a true idol
Bae’s chat is almost as chaotic as her, if not more lol
As someone who's been, that legitimately does look like prison food, lol.
“Surely it can’t be _that_ bad”
I was right, it was even worse. Christ… please treat yourself better, what would your parents say?
i have trouble thinking what's prison food is like, but after seeing the photo i immediately agree to them
I can't believe what i just saw LMAO!!! worst than expected!! what buffet is that XD
lmaooooo geeeez
at a buffet as a defense is an anti-defense, it's like, uh why didn't you load up with good stuff then???
I'm a professional cook and I have no earthly idea what that thing to the left is
Lotus
Edit: lotus on the left, egg roll on the bottom and mackarel on right
Its lotus root but I've never seen it look so grey before
@@panko2848
1. Cut up lotus root
2. Steam lotus root
3. Wait a few minutes
4. You now have grey/purple/brown lotus root (it varies, sometimes they don't change much)
Subaru, welcome to Bae's chat. They are sometimes ruthless, like prisoners having to eat prison food :D
Also, that "fried egg" I swore looked like Spongebob. That's impressive how bad that buffet food looked
Yeah, its tamagoyaki. Its basically a really thin omelet that they roll up into that shape. Just about as exciting as it sounds...
I thought it was cornbread in poor lighting
I think we need a Subaru apology video soon.
With a ukulele or an interpretive dance?
When all you have to eat is prison food, you eat like a king.
And roast rat is on the menu.
Subaru follows the "Eat your own dog food" principle.
Officer Shuba eats her own prison food.
2:42 now that’s something that would appear on r/murderedbywords
Speaking as someone who winces when they see people loading up their plates but then wasting it all, which happens A LOT, this is refreshing. Plus knowing Japanese food those three things were delicious. My respect for Subaru grows.
A collab with Subaru isn't complete until Subaru gets bullied/roasted by whoever she is collabing with
Subaru is a police officer but she eats like an inmate
the fact that one of the JP bros saw an english comment and translated it for them in a superchat is hilarious
A buffet full of food, and she picks 3 things that could have been eaten while picking more food? What an interesting girl, Subaru.
To be fair is really amazing how she had a entire buffet to choose and picked the things that looks like a worn out sponge
This devil takes a roast and multiply it by ten...
"Apologize to prison food.
Please understand, nobody chose for Subaru. She chose it herself"
1:48 it gives me the feeling as if it was being eaten and someone taking a picture :)
We need Subaru's old stream. The worst part it was a buffet too, why would you take that little food.
lmao that saba is just unrecognizable LOL
Subaru choosing that food that looks like it came out of the sewer is hilarious
lol shuba's plate was so funny
Thats 1/4 of a fish and 3 sponges
It's lotus root, very popular vegetable in Asia
@@Nukle0ntastes like shit, chinesse here 😅
i got late to the stream and i saw the image in the back with other foods and i thought "why is that there?"
Thank you for the context, tho it didn't make it any better LMAO
This makes Golden Corral look like a Michelin Star establishment.
Golden Corral is bad now?
@gossamera4665 _I_ like it, and it's good for the price, but by any other metric it's not good.
@@gossamera4665 The bread rolls with vanilla ice cream is a combo I love from golden corral but I gotta be honest it was always kinda mid lol it's just good value food for a family I think
@@gossamera4665 It depends on how crowded/operational at all the steak counter is
I had an appetite until i saw that pic. xD
'looks like something thats been stuck in the sink' describes it perfectly xD
I love lotus root, but I've never seen it look that off color. The eggs were just sad, & no matter what kind of fish that was I wouldn't eat it, but most importantly nobody asked if she got sick from that- Was it a 100¥ buffet? The prison food might really be better than the gas-station sushi from whatever establishment that was.
Lotus root always grayish tho. I think because of the amount she took it looked sad.
Shuba goes to a buffet and grab only three meager portions.
*Concern intensifies*
I remember seeing something similar in the prison sections of the Yakuza games. All that's missing is that nasty barley rice.
I can't even make out what the fuck that is LMAO
Towa with that zinger at the end... Truly TMT.
The moment the picture was shown, I'm totally speechless..... The only thought that came to mind was "What the fu------" I mean, if it's edible, it's cool. But still..... 😶
But that is the exact thing I did when I was eating at a buffet. I usually have 2 round of eating, one is to sample the tiniest amount of every single food item on a buffet, like less than a tablespoon worth. Then when I found my favourite item, the 2nd round comes with a bigger portion of only the items i like. So my first round of eating are probably looks similar to Subaru's plate.
It just seem like Subaru have no eyes for Detail or Aesthetic. I brings back small portion too, but I have fun decorate them to make them look good. Foods taste better when it look good, and vice versa , you know. Subaru seem like she doesn't have that connection between look and taste.
1:46 While I haven't been to prison; Ive been inside mental wards more times than Id like to admit; Food in there looks better than whatever that is
I have literally cleaned gunk out of a drain that looked like that lotus root. It _did not_ go into the drain looking like that.
"5 months" is craaazyyy 💀💀💀💀💀
Subaru went out eating the leftover on the buffet. She may be in the Buffet but she is finishint the leftovers
2 out of 3 of subaru'a buffet choices look like what people in a sci-fi would eat because they dont have real food.
subaru could at least decorate it a little bit, instead of just putting 3 kinds of food. its sad and hilarious at the same time xD
None of those three things look edible!
towa saying “no one picked the food for her subaru picked it herself” was the cherry on top 😂
Rather than food it looks like picky eater put aside all the stuff they didn't want to eat on another plate.
I can't understand what Bae is saying at all. lol
Taco night at a prison looks better. 🤣
It looks like what you'd find if you raid a rat hole in your house
I thought it was going to be a bunch of stuff just dumped on a plate that just didn't go together at all...
I was wrong.
Me: Nothing would surprise me at this point in 2024
Picrure of Subaru's buffet dish from years ago
Me: Oh my Matsuri!
The raw ingredients are actually excellent. It's just that... the picture makes even raw food look more appetizing.
hospital food looked like fine dining experience compared to that
No one expecting the picture to be that sad.
my expectation were low, but boy... that meal that she chose is 'the core of the earth' low
nothing could have prepared me for that pic of her buffet food 😭😭😭
I'm surprised of the picture at first, but then realized I'm not actually that surprised
in Malaysia, there's this cheap buffer-style like restaurant where you pick whatever you want to eat, and each food you add on increase the total price.
It's called "economical rice" because it's usually cheap, poor people go inside these kind of restaurants and get a plate of rice with little food. Aside from the rice it basically just looks like Subaru's plate.
In recent years there are more expensive ones, better food, larger portion but yea I've seen stuffs similar to the picture and ate them. They don't taste great, but it was cheap.
I would never have that much self control at a buffet
If that's prison food, it's a human rights violation.
the choice of food comes from years of work experiences
I was crying watching this live 😂😂😂
People aren't actually afraid of Oozora Police, they're just scared of the food that's being served at the Oozora Prison.
That looks like some sort of science experiment
Please subtitle Bae, I'm having problems understanding her Australian
It just looks so sad, it's hilarious for sure, but still just . . . Subaru, are you doing okay? xD;;
You can just be a criminal, no need to be a police just to eat prison food lol
And how the hell did she do that? Is that really something she got from a buffet?
I feel like even prisoners would turn that away. 😂🤣
amazing subaru food.
what a strange sight on a buffet plate.
I thought the comments were just exaggerating, but it really was that bad. 😂
In Subaru’s defense, she does pass out every time she eats
I just saw a video on how Prisoners in japan jail prep their meal and i can say it definitely looks better than whatever you call that.
You better watch out if the Oozora Police ever come after you. 💀