Watch this Stormtrooper try joining the Fort Worth Police force - Daily Mail

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  • @the_original_jake
    @the_original_jake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9513

    You wouldn't have this problem with a clone trooper.

    • @rasputingrigori7378
      @rasputingrigori7378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      Indeed.

    • @Khajiidaro
      @Khajiidaro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +523

      One shot, one kill. Unless its a commando driod then it'll take a while squad to kill it.

    • @riesenfliegefly7139
      @riesenfliegefly7139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      Just like the simulation

    • @razielsenketsu
      @razielsenketsu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Watch those wrist rockets

    • @olluska
      @olluska 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Khajiidaro What about Super battle droids or Jet pack super battle droids?

  • @gravethebeyond
    @gravethebeyond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    He most be the worst shot ever if Darth Vader can't stand him, but also cares enough to help him find work anywhere else.

    • @wavelength0123
      @wavelength0123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Or the best if Darth Vader himself is referring him to a police force in Texas

    • @annoying_HK_guy
      @annoying_HK_guy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well it's kinda canon Vader does care Stormtrooper more than Admirals,because his past as Anakin

    • @ccasuall
      @ccasuall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@annoying_HK_guy I thought it's because admirals were never in the battlefield whereas the troopers knew the horrors of war?

  • @darkcat7903
    @darkcat7903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4091

    Darth vader finally knows how a dad feels

    • @danielaramburo7648
      @danielaramburo7648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      How dare you offend Lord Vader!!!!!!!

    • @darkcat7903
      @darkcat7903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@danielaramburo7648 ?

    • @danielaramburo7648
      @danielaramburo7648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@darkcat7903 I must apologize. I misread your post. I read how his dad feels. I stand corrected.

    • @superior6385
      @superior6385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@danielaramburo7648 After that post, you better hope you don’t hear heavy metallic breathing in your closet. Vader is most displeased right now.

    • @lordsidious666
      @lordsidious666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Darth Vader is a traitor

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1439

    Plot twist:
    *The officer's a Mandalorian*

    • @beavis8020
      @beavis8020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He’s related to Canderous Ordo

    • @spacejesus4747
      @spacejesus4747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What about you?

    • @NewRepublic4137
      @NewRepublic4137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@spacejesus4747 Nah that's just a pig

    • @larryli6397
      @larryli6397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What are you doing on TH-cam Kim Jung-un?

    • @larryli6397
      @larryli6397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What are you doing on TH-cam Kim Jung-un?

  • @Jedi_Scowen
    @Jedi_Scowen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3917

    Maybe if he wasn't being forced to fire left-handed while aiming with his right eye

    • @TupperdudeYT
      @TupperdudeYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @Wade Little Correct! With a pistol I am right arm/left eye dominant and with a rifle I am right arm/right eye dominant.

    • @oliverhumphreys8141
      @oliverhumphreys8141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      bro someone actuall figuered it out

    • @dude9318
      @dude9318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes but usually stormtroopers still mis

    • @GustavoHernandez1
      @GustavoHernandez1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@TupperdudeYT cross eyed dominance

    • @Jonnell01
      @Jonnell01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@dude9318 Stormtroopers were accurate before Disney came and turned them into incompetent fools who can't aim.

  • @qui-gonjinn8048
    @qui-gonjinn8048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    *"Only imperial stormtroopers are this precise."*

    • @gulox8241
      @gulox8241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Well because they actually are precise they are the most precise army in SW lore

    • @qui-gonjinn8048
      @qui-gonjinn8048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@gulox8241 clone troopers are actually more precise

    • @gulox8241
      @gulox8241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@qui-gonjinn8048 Well but theyre non existent anymore arent they ? and btw they had better helmets than stormtroopers in which they actually saw something

    • @qui-gonjinn8048
      @qui-gonjinn8048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@gulox8241 Yeah, they are, but stormtroopers still have very bad aim.

    • @gulox8241
      @gulox8241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@qui-gonjinn8048 Well i wouldnt say that army that has 70% accuracy and is the best army there is in years where empire has started ? If they werent the best army there is i dont think Empire would survive for so long

  • @scifidino5022
    @scifidino5022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1952

    Don't blame the stormtrooper, he just isn't used to shooting with his blaster. All they were taught at the military academy was how to order a bombardment on their target.

    • @riesenfliegefly7139
      @riesenfliegefly7139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You mean like the US troops in WW2 ? ;)

    • @captainfordo5055
      @captainfordo5055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@riesenfliegefly7139 he's talking about star wars rebels, orbital bombardment was admiral thrans favorite form attack

    • @riesenfliegefly7139
      @riesenfliegefly7139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@captainfordo5055 I know, thats why I made the joke :D

    • @captainfordo5055
      @captainfordo5055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@riesenfliegefly7139 oh I see what you mean

    • @callmeavery
      @callmeavery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      taught

  • @Harry7_1_1
    @Harry7_1_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    Plot twist: the officer is a retired clone trooper.

    • @kalvin187douglas
      @kalvin187douglas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I bet clone troopers feel disgraced by the storm troopers

    • @thesilverblader6714
      @thesilverblader6714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@kalvin187douglas bigger plot twist. The officer is Captain Rex

    • @kalvin187douglas
      @kalvin187douglas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@thesilverblader6714 omg 😆 so Darth Vader wanted the storm trooper to get the best instructor of all trooper history of the galaxys

    • @dv5217
      @dv5217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Plot twist: The officer is Emperor Palpatine

    • @grayhantzell1957
      @grayhantzell1957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cody(?)

  • @chorizojoe8282
    @chorizojoe8282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1388

    *well that cop was definitely around for the clone wars, he’s got more experience*

    • @maadtee6281
      @maadtee6281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      His obviously a clone

    • @stevenbreach2561
      @stevenbreach2561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't believe that grouping with a pistol fired in that manner

    • @dmann5938
      @dmann5938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      At least Clones can shoot straight while wearing that crappy Stormtrooper armour (sometimes, unless you’re a 501st Clone in Battlefront 2 post Order 66)

    • @Son_Joe_Productions
      @Son_Joe_Productions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Experience outranks everything.

    • @soulextract640
      @soulextract640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stevenbreach2561 That was a manner used when the 1911 first came out.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Stormtrooper: has bad aim
    battle droids: *Finally, a worthy opponent*

    • @rybozamac
      @rybozamac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "Our battle will be very long"

    • @s-094cam5
      @s-094cam5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Roger roger!

    • @5spec
      @5spec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rybozamac LOLL

    • @thunderboltcougar5626
      @thunderboltcougar5626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ROTFL agree

    • @raafeyplayz7015
      @raafeyplayz7015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know this is a joke but didn’t battle droids at least hit things?

  • @kiwisinner
    @kiwisinner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    *If only he aimed down sights BEFORE he fired his first bolt*

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's what stormtroopers avoid a lot

    • @bobtheraccoon318
      @bobtheraccoon318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The armor restricts them from doing so...

    • @popinder5009
      @popinder5009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      actually they don't need to. their helmets have special HUD that shows to them where the gun pointing. So it's much easier for them.

    • @501ststormtrooper9
      @501ststormtrooper9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@popinder5009 Yep!

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@popinder5009 true

  • @astrorick2910
    @astrorick2910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    That small bit left of Anakin: "I miss clone troopers"

  • @Racistt_Hotdog
    @Racistt_Hotdog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2166

    Fun fact: Stormtrooper misses around 3 shots before killing an enemy (an enemy with no plot armor), while in real life it takes 10,000 shots to kill at least one enemy.

    • @BladeOfLight16
      @BladeOfLight16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      It doesn't take 10,000 shots to kill an enemy. That's including shots taken that weren't ever intended to hit an enemy (suppression fire type shots).

    • @Racistt_Hotdog
      @Racistt_Hotdog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@BladeOfLight16 Never though about that, what about Stormtroopers ? think their suppressive counts as well, Idk about this one, but I think their suppression didn't count, not being mean.

    • @DarkFruitsAnimation
      @DarkFruitsAnimation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Or if you're accelerator, you need 0 bullets and the enemy is still dead.

    • @Racistt_Hotdog
      @Racistt_Hotdog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@DarkFruitsAnimation MIND SIZE : MEGA

    • @BladeOfLight16
      @BladeOfLight16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@Racistt_Hotdog I don't know all the details. I'm just saying the 10,000 shots per kill statistic includes way too many shots that weren't expected to kill anyone to be meaningful. It probably also includes machine gun fire, which intentionally wastes a ton of bullets to increase the odds of getting a single hit.

  • @model3forever91
    @model3forever91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I bet Vader is thinking "that's why I use a sword, not a gun...."

    • @Blentux
      @Blentux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So uncivilised.

    • @Ribbon_Fighter
      @Ribbon_Fighter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why why say sword and gun could've said "lightsaber not a blaster"

    • @BababooeyYcho66T
      @BababooeyYcho66T 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ribbon_Fighter because not everyone is fluent in our language

    • @Ribbon_Fighter
      @Ribbon_Fighter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BababooeyYcho66T i always forget comments

    • @Ribbon_Fighter
      @Ribbon_Fighter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BababooeyYcho66T also I'm malaysian

  • @animemanXLK
    @animemanXLK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    A stormtrooper actually hit something he was aiming at? I call bs

    • @coreywilson1406
      @coreywilson1406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @MUHAMMAD AL AZAMIN BIN ARIFFIN Moe it's actually you're. Check yourself before calling someone stupid. Dumbass.

    • @bananabanana485
      @bananabanana485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @MUHAMMAD AL AZAMIN BIN ARIFFIN Moe no u

    • @Karv3r
      @Karv3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bananabanana485 no me

    • @ijntea
      @ijntea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It only took him to be in stab distance to do it

    • @ChextheVes4451
      @ChextheVes4451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They can aim, they were simply ordered. not to.

  • @ЭнтониМейя
    @ЭнтониМейя 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    >blaster has a scope
    >doesn't use the scope
    >miss
    it makes sense.

    • @AHNKUK
      @AHNKUK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why all stormtroopers doesn′t use the scope in film?

  • @JustMaxim37
    @JustMaxim37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    that shooting range target must have a lot of Plot armor.

  • @kingjonstarkgeryan8573
    @kingjonstarkgeryan8573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Fun fact: stormtroopers actually have excellent aim, it's just that in the orginal films they actively trying not to hit the main characters.

    • @thesilverblader6714
      @thesilverblader6714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What? How does that work. I bought they were trying to kill them.

    • @kingjonstarkgeryan8573
      @kingjonstarkgeryan8573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@thesilverblader6714 After our core group of heros leave the Death Star, Tarkin tells Vader that he toon an awful risk in letting them escape.
      I'm Empirw they wanted Luke alive and the others as hostages.

    • @Jetrx3998
      @Jetrx3998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@thesilverblader6714 Plot armor buddy. Plot armor.

    • @terrylandess6072
      @terrylandess6072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Jetrx3998 In the truest sense: Well played.

    • @micheal-germangaming6570
      @micheal-germangaming6570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And track them down

  • @amethyst1826
    @amethyst1826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "It's not as easy as it looks...."
    "Well, you're closer to the target than I am!"
    I'm on the floor 🤣🤣

  • @taco5023
    @taco5023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    If that officer actually one handedly shot an entire mag into the center of that target, I am impressed.

  • @sircrimsonwolf7492
    @sircrimsonwolf7492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Personally I blame the storm trooper’s helmets for being the reason why they can’t shoot straight if it was more like the Mandalorian‘s helmets or the clone trooper’s helmets they could probably shoot better because They could see what’s right in front of them.

    • @sinbotosimmons7624
      @sinbotosimmons7624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      They’re actually designed to enhance the vision of the wearer. They come equipped with features such as infrared, H.U.Ds and night vision. They are also not that bad of a shot, in the OT anyway...

    • @ishikaorimura6803
      @ishikaorimura6803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Isnt that what Rex was whinning about in Star Wars Rebels?

    • @sinbotosimmons7624
      @sinbotosimmons7624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@ishikaorimura6803 correct, it deactivates when anyone but the user wears it. It effectively becomes a normal helmet with tiny eyes at that point.

    • @lordsidious666
      @lordsidious666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Should've kept the clones around longer

    • @booga-squirrel4566
      @booga-squirrel4566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      also the blasters are stockless making them even harder to stabilize. No cheek-weld because of helmet, plus no shoulder bracing without a stock.

  • @eliteknight0970
    @eliteknight0970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Who referred you to us just the look alone was priceless

  • @theindooroutdoorsman
    @theindooroutdoorsman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Just wanna say, storm troopers are insanely accurate. There's a great breakdown on TH-cam about it.

    • @joeybaby6443
      @joeybaby6443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I don't know about insanely accurate but accurate enough

    • @captain61games49
      @captain61games49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      By ec Henry

    • @jamesmilesassassin4179
      @jamesmilesassassin4179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They are

    • @darkraihs
      @darkraihs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @ゴロゴロ Well, if the blasters are the issue, then idk why I can get easy kills with the blasters stormtroopers use in Battlefront 2 (a canon game).

    • @alisonanddanlindsey
      @alisonanddanlindsey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@darkraihs right? 😂

  • @hetecks1385
    @hetecks1385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Stormtroopers: *unstoppable gods in combat*
    Stormtroopers when theres a protagonist: I can't aim or shoot anymore, might as well eat this rock and die

    • @leoneleras1515
      @leoneleras1515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Then a clone trooper shows up.

    • @blobsas692
      @blobsas692 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stormtroopers: unstoppable gods in combat (but not against teddy bears, protagonists, moving objects, steady objects and literally anything)

  • @dakufaust
    @dakufaust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    To be fair, those helmets are _extremely_ hard to see out of.

    • @501ststormtrooper9
      @501ststormtrooper9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He probably stole the armor, or a malfunction in the system happened.

    • @chrash5246
      @chrash5246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They must be hard to see out of, given their tendency to hit their heads on door frames…

    • @AzraelWolf-vr4ku
      @AzraelWolf-vr4ku ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree with you. 👍

  • @Dargonhuman
    @Dargonhuman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love the early Red vs Blue vibes this has.
    Also, this is an EXCELLENT recruitment video - it almost makes me want to be a Fort Worth police officer, except I don't want to move to Fort Worth nor do I have what it takes to be a police officer lol.

  • @crossy6789
    @crossy6789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That target had more plot armour than Luke and leia when they were stuck on the bridge in a new hope

  • @Lord_Lasagña
    @Lord_Lasagña 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can hear the disappointment in Darth Vader's breathing.

  • @BlackSteelKeyChain
    @BlackSteelKeyChain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Only imperial stormtroopers could be so precise" - That's what I get for listening to old crazy guys out in the desert

    • @annoying_HK_guy
      @annoying_HK_guy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is still thinking those guys are like the one who worked alongside him XD

    • @yehudisfriedman8459
      @yehudisfriedman8459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Kitco From HK wow that’s actually the best explanation I ever heard for that it makes so much sense but is also kind of sad

    • @calebtoth
      @calebtoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He could be lying. He does that.
      Or he could be being sarcastic.

    • @skeptickyle856
      @skeptickyle856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Canonically storm troopers have inhuman accuracy the only reason they didn't hit anyone in a new hope is because they were ordered to let them escape so they could find the rebel hideout

  • @nicholasvanwalleghem4820
    @nicholasvanwalleghem4820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Stormtroopers are elite soldiers capable of hitting targets from long ranges. They are only missing because of the situations they're in and should not be discredited.

    • @JMinuteman
      @JMinuteman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plot armor

  • @pho.phonic
    @pho.phonic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The cop pulling out his pistol and emptying an entire clip at the same spot without looking was such a boss move.

    • @Beowulf_98
      @Beowulf_98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a magazine. also those shots are not done in real time.

    • @Jacksonkillz
      @Jacksonkillz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Beowulf_98 ok? you don’t have to point out the obvious its was still fucken cool

    • @DefileOdds
      @DefileOdds 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Jacksonkillzthe humor is dry with this one, too much time on tatooine.

  • @HSPGelton2
    @HSPGelton2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the best police recruitment video I have ever seen!

  • @danielpetersen7856
    @danielpetersen7856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    To be fair, precision was never the strength of the E11 blaster assault rifle

    • @landonor1
      @landonor1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or a stormtrooper for that matter…

    • @EnclaveSOC-102
      @EnclaveSOC-102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To think the E-11 came equipped with a scope as standard issue. And it still isn't accurate enough.
      Also, the E-11 series had the tendency to overheat more than the DC-15 and DC-17 series of blasters that were phased out.

  • @jamesjenkins2881
    @jamesjenkins2881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Troopers: Misses standing Jedis 90% of the time.
    *Execute Order 66*
    Troopers: Accuracy + 70

    • @AHNKUK
      @AHNKUK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cheat code 66

    • @bluelightstudios6191
      @bluelightstudios6191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      those were clone troopers though... storm troopers replaced the clones.

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "so now aim at the target"
    "what does "aim" mean"

  • @epremeaux
    @epremeaux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If you have better aim than a storm trooper...
    THATS your minimum requirement?!?!?!?!

    • @VoxVODS
      @VoxVODS 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Unfortunately that’s a high bar even nowadays

  • @shadowbringer24
    @shadowbringer24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "It's this damn helmet! I can't see anything!" -a true clone trooper

    • @kalvin187douglas
      @kalvin187douglas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rex has the experience,he would know

    • @lichtheelumbu1698
      @lichtheelumbu1698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rex from rebels

    • @darrellhall6622
      @darrellhall6622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can't see anything with this helmet on! Luke to Han

  • @ibetternotseeyousimp556
    @ibetternotseeyousimp556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Well you're closer to the target than I am" 🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @rishavbanerjee1371
    @rishavbanerjee1371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Stormtroopers are actually amazing soldiers, except against plot armored heroes that are usually going against force users or highly skilled rebels or gunslingers

  • @el_benja
    @el_benja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fact: the trooper’s helmet is equipped with a HUD linked to the weapon he’s carrying. They doesn’t have to aim down the sight to hit a target. This applies since the “clone troopers” in the clone wars saga.

  • @ElectricZoel
    @ElectricZoel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I laughed so hard when the police officer said who referred you to us!

  • @azrael1525
    @azrael1525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I kind of hate how much of meme the aim for a storm trooper has become, I mean in reality they are actually insanely accurate.

  • @dirkmichalski9024
    @dirkmichalski9024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Anybody remembers Ben Kenobi saying only imperial stormtroopers could kill with such precision 😂

    • @popinder5009
      @popinder5009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes, and that is still true

    • @Jonnell01
      @Jonnell01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stormtroopers are very accurate. The only reason they missed quite a lot in some scenes were scenes where they were ordered not to kill them.

    • @Jonnell01
      @Jonnell01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Disney ruined their image by making them incompetent in rebels and the Mandalorian

    • @lichtheelumbu1698
      @lichtheelumbu1698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jonnell01 they even miss in ot , even though they shot the rebels in ep 4, later when plot armour wearing r2 and 3po crosses , they literally miss very easy targets , literally stormtroopers never kill a person with even a 0.2 percent of plot armour , also , filoni directed Mandalorian , not disney themselves , they just get the prpfit

    • @jeffdavis6657
      @jeffdavis6657 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      True, Stormtroopers are expert marksmen. Off camera.

  •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The force is strong with this Police Department Department 🤣🤣🤣👍🏼

  • @kblegolover7802
    @kblegolover7802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    wow, the biggest misunderstanding in star wars history. storm-troopers are highly accurate, however on the death star when luke and the gang were escaping, grand moff tarkin specifically instructed that they avoid hitting them and let them get away, as he knew if they placed a tracking beacon on the millennium falcon and let them go, they would escape right to the rebel base. so everyone stop calling the storm-troopers bucket heads and judging them for their lack of accuracy, because it isn't true

    • @Dread_Onyx
      @Dread_Onyx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You didn't watch the Mandalorian yet, did you?

    • @kblegolover7802
      @kblegolover7802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dread_Onyx actually, I did. very disapointing, it ruins cannon

    • @popinder5009
      @popinder5009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dread_Onyx you didn't read the book or comics, did you?

    • @501ststormtrooper9
      @501ststormtrooper9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dread_Onyx Half of what the Stormies shoot at are main characters, so it’s to be expected.

    • @Dread_Onyx
      @Dread_Onyx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@popinder5009 I actually have many old and new comic books of the stormtroopers but in the Mandalorian they just became a meme.

  • @danielaramburo7648
    @danielaramburo7648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Considering police miss 80% of the time, they are not far away from being Stormtroopers. Like in New York, suspect was shot 2 times, but something like 30 shots were fired.

  • @Joisey11
    @Joisey11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Best recruiting ad I've seen in awhile.

  • @teskii9430
    @teskii9430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’m crying from laughing too hard bruh how’d he miss all them shots at a short distance

    • @MyNameIsWes
      @MyNameIsWes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The target had all the plot armor of Luke, Leia, and Han combined.

  • @michaela3274
    @michaela3274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Well you're closer to the target than I am.... - had me cracking 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kennethcastelino3033
    @kennethcastelino3033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You missed ! How could you miss ? He was 3 feet in front of you !"

  • @stellathefoxgirl3648
    @stellathefoxgirl3648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Fun fact: Stormtroopers are better shots than the average person in the US army
    Stormtroopers have an average of 48 shots till they hit someone
    (This was figured out by a TH-camr who studied a few scenes for stormtroopers shooting)
    While for US military it takes an average of 278 shots before they hit someone

    • @legal-account
      @legal-account 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol, because stormtrooper wasn't firing from far away.

    • @toucan6109
      @toucan6109 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@legal-account cwiiinge uwu

    • @legal-account
      @legal-account 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@toucan6109 ?

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was the that the US military? You know full auto and if you chuck enough lead someone will get hit.

    • @legal-account
      @legal-account 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thetrollgehasbegun EXACTLY!!!

  • @josenieves5129
    @josenieves5129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:13 the stormtrooper has a smiling evil face 😹

  • @hunterholliday5430
    @hunterholliday5430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Stormtrooper: hey it’s not that easy : cop : *shoots the target without missing*

  • @gregoryfox9286
    @gregoryfox9286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That explains the police behaviour, where the new recruits are coming from

  • @PhaserFelix
    @PhaserFelix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:08 Darth Vader looks as disappointed as my father when he stood in my doorway to my room and saw me dancing to Gangnam style.

    • @riley97
      @riley97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or like my father when he saw me cross dressing astolfo

    • @PhaserFelix
      @PhaserFelix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@riley97 Or my sister when I was painting my nails.

    • @kalvin187douglas
      @kalvin187douglas 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can see that 😂

  • @Sr_Illuminati
    @Sr_Illuminati 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Meanwhile, the clone troopers... 360 NOSCOPE ON THE HEAD

  • @emperorkermit1976
    @emperorkermit1976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Actually Stormtroopers don't have that bad aim, When Luke and the others rescued Leila , Tarkin commanded that don't k*ll them, And Disney tought that Stormtroopers had bad aim because of this.

  • @banastic
    @banastic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    An average soldier on earth takes a little over 1000 bullets to hit their target, on the scene where the storm troopers attack the rebel ship, they hit on average 6 lasers, making the storm trooper more accurate than both rebel and real life soldier and police, which also means they have better aim than you.

  • @TheChickenking217
    @TheChickenking217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Though did he know, he was the best stormtrooper in the empire.

  • @susannguyen9371
    @susannguyen9371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is kind of depressing to watch, watching this storm trooper getting his hopes and dreams of joining the police force crushed

  • @daftnovafunkix7576
    @daftnovafunkix7576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Literally younger me when trying to shoot in cod and my cousin just trying to teach me

  • @ThePSO51
    @ThePSO51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This has to be the best recruting marketing I have seen!!

  • @RealAugustusAutumn
    @RealAugustusAutumn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I like how the people in the comments aren't even people that wouldn't even watch police videos

    • @toucan6109
      @toucan6109 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So they're people that would watch police videos?

  • @ivan23caravantes44
    @ivan23caravantes44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If he misses 99%, then He is perfect.

  • @kimsuhr8828
    @kimsuhr8828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You have to watch this. A storm trooper trying out for Fort Worth police

  • @jamtastrophe
    @jamtastrophe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was absolutely brilliant!

  • @chaz6049
    @chaz6049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so Precise” 😂😂😂

  • @Vespyr_
    @Vespyr_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn getting the headshake from Vader would crush my soul.

  • @havefun37g36
    @havefun37g36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is jedi outcast stormtrooper at padawan level 😂😂😂

  • @guardianoflife
    @guardianoflife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Who referred you to us?"
    It would've been epic if that one Spaceball had showed up and said, "I did, sir! He's my cousin."

  • @cometeertherocketeer3848
    @cometeertherocketeer3848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Impossible, the stormtrooper hit the target

  • @Bublito
    @Bublito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Clearly it's the editor's fault, not the poor Stormtrooper :(

  • @isaackim7675
    @isaackim7675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:40. Almost there. You're too close! Almost there. Back up!

  • @michaelodonoghue7464
    @michaelodonoghue7464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stormtroopers like most modern soldiers were intended to lay down Suppressive Fire, which is why they carry lots of Ammunition rather than smaller allocations of more lethal Munitions.

  • @FFischer02
    @FFischer02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This is not accurate Stormtroopers just can‘t hit protagonists

    • @penguini7077
      @penguini7077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So a target dummy is a protaginist?

    • @coreywilson1406
      @coreywilson1406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@penguini7077 Yeah. It's luke target walker.

    • @Blacksnowfanfics
      @Blacksnowfanfics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually they are very accurate they don't aim to kill

  • @kerbecks5076
    @kerbecks5076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The way they're talking to each other makes me think this was supposed to be a gachimuchi movie

  • @rageyt7088
    @rageyt7088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Real life soldiers:
    Take an average of 278 bullets
    SUPRESSING FIRE
    HUNDREDS OF METERS
    RECOIL
    Stormtroopers and Clankers:
    Take an average of 48 lasers
    THEY'RE AIMING STRAIGHT AT THE ENEMY
    PRACTICALLY 10 METERS
    LITERALLY HIGHEST TECH GUNS

  • @LITTLE1994
    @LITTLE1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well, Stormtroopers are known for their notorious accuracy. But imagine if a sharpshooter actually did wore that suit and fire with perfect accuracy, like a Clone Trooper.
    This is so hilarious.

  • @novaproximous624
    @novaproximous624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nobody :
    The shooting target that the cop mag dumped : “yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got in this situation”

  • @michaelparker4457
    @michaelparker4457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These are so funny. Very well done!!!!👍 love em

  • @madshansen8612
    @madshansen8612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Maybe LPS *Lethbridge Police Service* Canada's Police should have seen this video. so they dont attack and harsh Stromtroopers.
    Shame on them.

    • @teamzack8766
      @teamzack8766 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice saw that vid as well

  • @clefsan
    @clefsan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have no idea why youtube recommended this video to me, but after watching I must say I'm glad for it :D :D pure gold

  • @LukeSkywalker-ig3mc
    @LukeSkywalker-ig3mc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "So true"
    It's okay Dad your still the best!

  • @8bitgamerC64
    @8bitgamerC64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The police force is strong with him.

  • @blacksunapocalypse
    @blacksunapocalypse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Cop almost gets his head blasted
    *Raises speaking voice my miniscule amount*

  • @karlnemo8658
    @karlnemo8658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I knew it. I knew what was coming as soon as I clicked on the thumbnail. And it's _still_ funny-as-s**t, anyway! Thank you!

    • @wayman1776
      @wayman1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It should be used by the military they would probably get more recruits...

  • @wcharliewilson7004
    @wcharliewilson7004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Meh... Stormtroopers. Couldn't hit a dead Blue Whale"

    • @the_omg3242
      @the_omg3242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...from the inside.

    • @wcharliewilson7004
      @wcharliewilson7004 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@the_omg3242 ...using infrared goggles and the selector on full-auto.

  • @eagleowl833
    @eagleowl833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The disappointed look Vader gave the trooper made me die on the inside 😢

  • @Kimchi_Studios
    @Kimchi_Studios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hey everyone, welcome to the 2021 party 🎉

  • @galaxylife3912
    @galaxylife3912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I miss Fort worth!!!

  • @tylerpregent1867
    @tylerpregent1867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why doesn’t the cop look like a clone

  • @jamesbrinley5668
    @jamesbrinley5668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Statistically, Storm Troopers are actually more accurate then most militaries.

  • @scotshanley
    @scotshanley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ROFL 🤣
    That was actually funny and a great recruiting tool lol

  • @marieherring3888
    @marieherring3888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love it. No doubt they'll take criticism from certain people because they dare mention if you're a better shot than a stormtrooper and stress shooting ability.

  • @HouseOfNishizumi
    @HouseOfNishizumi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha nice! This deserves over a million views ❤

  • @Snowdonguy48
    @Snowdonguy48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I cant stop watching this! 😅😅

  • @unrightbastage677
    @unrightbastage677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'll join if we get actual blasters.

  • @CornballLyric
    @CornballLyric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bloody hilarious. Loved it.

  • @ghostbucket
    @ghostbucket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Accidentaly fires* *hides behind his back*

  • @FuNWithAChemicaLBomb
    @FuNWithAChemicaLBomb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That’s not even 501st approved armor. A Rubie’s costume doesn’t make you an Imperial Stormtrooper.