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Villager: -see's the censored rock-
Also villager: "three wheat take it or leave it"
can i just have sharpness iii please
@@gayfurry5287 Nah you want sharpness V
Me: pulls out diamond sword "die you greedy piece of shit"
HappyLongNose iron golem: I’m going to have to stop you right there
@@seanle-dinh7622 *changes to creative mood*
*This Rock is not available in your Country*
Life sucks.
. .
\
Hibbidy hoppidy hippity hop your rock is now mine
When i saw this comment it had 999 likes. I was number 1000
-no- *Yes.*
That has to be the most chill, low-key jewelry store robbery😂
definitely
Smart Bastard...
The man stealing the ring is an example of why we can't have nice things or easy going people in our society. We want to be able to trust people but jerks like that ruin it.
i wouldve stole more
They allowed him to leave the store with it so technically he didn't steal it.
That is 100% not how this works
@@michaellopez4746 Are you fucking deaf, or fucking stupid? They only allow him because he CLAIMED to wanting to look at the ring in BETTER LIGHT (you can even see the store assistant with him while he's viewing). Jackass only took the opportunity to steal it while the lady was distracted so he DID steal it.
Idiots like you need to learn how to pay more attention because I'll laugh my ass off if you lose an arm because your dumbass not paying attention.
@@nunyabusiness3652 wow could you be more of an asshole. I was just making a lighthearted and fun comment. I'm not serious. If you had any sense of what the internet is maybe you'd have recognized that. But I guess while you're busy calling me stupid and handicapped I guess you're the one who looks not only dumb but you look like a real jackass.
*Horse:* "Congratulations. You are being rescued. Please do not resist."
TheGuyWithTheSniper OH MY GAWD IS THAT a line from I, robots
It’s from Star Wars: Rouge one
John Henderson yes
@@johnhenderson5564 no its from barny
Lol 420 likes
Cow: starts walking towards her child
Horse: eh yo back up homie
Up u til now this is the most likes I’ve seen on a comment without a reply
Alexander Dewanto lol
It’s not a cow it’s a calf
@@SiegwardofCatarina_ no its cow
@@SiegwardofCatarina_ no it's a cow
Ordering a milkshake delivered wtf
Ikr-
So is it, called colder or hotter now?
But can we talk about the dudes censor is higher than my parents expectations for me?
@@C.C.Mousse Like when they put your cold drinks in with your hot food in the same bag for twenty-five minutes during delivery.
1:57 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 we dont need the robot detector anymore
“FREE SHRUGS” what a beautiful interaction between two humans
I thought it said free hugs.
when it's 68 likes but u don't like so somebody else can have a nice day
@@mooncheese8050 I thought it says free drugs lmao
Cesar take away the “SH” then you get “Free Rugs”
@@mooncheese8050 Me too XDD
girl: can we get married
guy: *shrugs*
Thank you!
Snooble Snoobler wut
That’s prob what imma be like lol
woofcc it’s at 667 so u can like dw
girl: can we get married
guy: shrugs (with drugs)
i still respect to this guy for allways making my day and never clickbaiting!!!!
I can't believe they censored The Rock, one of the most wholesome human beings alive
That trained horse was actually impressive
Ikr
I know that's amazing
Yah very
399 likes....lets keep it there ;)
Ivan Gerez 420 likes now blaze that shit bro
Dude: Will you marry me?
Girl: **THAT'S THE RING MY MOM REPORTED STOLEN!!**
Shuriver girl slaps man and calls the police.
kevin wing gets a dirty look by the girl
Hek
Under rated lolll
@@interlouper
Girl thinks " why god....do I gotta be in love with this guy"
Now I’m interested in how big a soda explosion will be in space
IT will expand for 13 billion years before the big contraction and it all goes back into the can and seals itself!
your channel has a good spirit. very sympathetic and positive... thank you!
1900s: we are gonna have flying cars
2019:Robot clicking I am not a robot
I am proud to be the 200th like
Flying cars DO exist
You wrote that wrong it should be 2019: Robots outsmarting robots
*Respect ++*
over used comment
the sims 4 player: *why tf is that rock naked*
@Kire i saw this reply in other comment too...u also copied
@Kire well im sorry if another person made that comment but i didnt see that comment so i didnt know it already existed 🤷🏽♀️
@@ricobrawlstars4880 can you not
Nasty Mack what did they do?
sims 3 player here: why tf is that rock naked
Like I want to know what the sales clerk expected to happen with the guy asking to see the ring under natural light 😂
“Person drinking from their milkshake” this is the reason why I do not order and go get it
Around here, all food must be delivered in a sealed box/container due to health regulations.
When you played minecraft for 2 months and finally go outside
This deserves more likes...
Dot Dot Com underrated
Nice one
LOL
honestly me after quarantine
Plot twist:
The rock is actually naked.
Gem pornography?
R34 can make lewd anything
Pearl:stEven WhAT ARE YOU WATCHING-
@@waygettercomics9817 Steven: P-Pearl, it's not what it looks like!
*w h a t a r e y o u d o i n g s t e p r o c k ?*
I love that the thumbnail, is the first clip in the video. So much respect for that !
Decently fun video! Thanks for uploading!
"So how does the rock look like?"
*Shows rock*
"Alright then. Keep your secrets."
this is so underrated 😂😂
Bruh I died yo 😂🤣😹
Yeah lol
1000th like
This deserves more attention this is what we were all thinking
*you must be 18 years or older to view this rock*
[continue] [go back]
Elvis jackson Gaming hehe
God dang it Minecraft
XD
I'm 10
Elvis jackson Gaming - I’m dying
That is flat out the best ironing video I've ever seen.
1:00 *I REALLY WANT A SLOTH NOW*
That guy who’s delivering food in this video is the reason why we’re still under quarantine
yeah, but what if that guy has corona
actually he's the reason we want out of quarantine
Rj Kahaunaele
holy-
@@1224chrisng this hasn't happened during pandemic dumb a$$
@@mynameisunknown2771 No shit
Nah fam that’s an emerald from Minecraft
Yeah
So this is what it feels to have an unpopular comment, hmmst?
Moist
@@Unlimi-PT says the guy without an original username
No it isn't.
"bro I said you need to be level 100 to get that rock"
You have never clickbaited us
Love the Content
You are awesome
Horse protec
Horse attac
But importantly he’s got his owners bacc
Victoria Cagande an you are “wac” for making that dumbass comment
@@fashoo_kingkhi3579 r/woosh
Mista-J-Burnz r/whoosh
I willprotecMista-J-Burnz with/ my shield 🛡 that blocks r/wooshing shield 🛡-----
horses protec
horses attac
but more importantly
this format is dead, not even 9gag will laugh
Imagine trying to censor the censored rock.
big brain
big brain 2
Plot Twitst: now it looks uncensored
It would look the same
Earth.exe stopped working
The nerve of that delivery guy drinking the customers milkshake.
The "I am not a robot" then the cheese smile afterwards! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1986: i bet there will be flying cars in the future
2019: *censored rock*
To the one percent who read this have an amazing day you’re so cool :-)
That day you were born there was cheering and clapping 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Plz help me reach 10k
I’m just tryna make my mom proud :-)-;
KristianLikerKaker stop it dude this meme is so overused omfg
ok
@@lifegood3183 why are you saying this on every comment I go on
Probably a comment bot
This is hilariously unfunny.
The rock was a meme and was censored due to Article 13.
To the one percent who read this have an amazing day you’re so cool :-)
That day you were born there was cheering and clapping 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
If you don’t think anyone loves you think again! because your mom loves u👍🏻
Please help me reach ten thousand suscripers it’s been my dream for 5 years :-)-)-)
It’s a Minecraft ore lol
@@lifegood3183 I have 2 dads
Correction its article 1u now and its going to take 2 years for it to come I to effect and also it's just a rock
FBI:stay right were you are
The only youtuber that has never clickbaited
Idk why but the robot holding the pen seems like it's proudly say 'hah!' at the cameraman after proving he can check the I'm not robot box 😂😂😂
“a rock that has been censored”
Looks like a thing that belongs to Minecraft
Or terraria I respect terraria -from a Minecraft player
That’s what I thought..
Yes why u know
Yea
I might be having mixed emotions about that you may be trying to insult Minecraft but you shall never do that by the power of hot Cheetos
Man with Alzheimer's forgets about death, now immortal.
That's not how it works. Just because you "forget" about death, doesn't mean you won't die. Where's the logic in that?
Comedian Brandon Lara do you understand sarcasm?
@@comradeelmo8639 Yes. That's not sarcasm, it's illogical & makes no sense.
Comedian Brandon Lara he's joking bro chill out
@@MeximidgeComedy it's clearly a joke how could u not get it?
1:58 I like how this robot was like "wow :О"
*"you cannot use this rock yet. You must be level 315."*
Or *"You do not have the requirements of this rock yet. (Recommended level 315+)"*
“ this you should never try at home “
my basement isn’t that deep bro
exactly, dont try it at home
Namjesus! 😂
YUP
YEP
I am confused and still kinda is
I’m guessing the joke is like “dark” means as in like sad and emo and stuff?
Don’t worry the rock’s texture is just glitched. Should be patched in the next update
That's good
Thank god
BillyBob McGuckins deserves more likes
69 likes
Still not patched. I just put on a resource pack to fix it
I love your channel tysm
0:50 I love that guy´s attitude.
Fun Fact: the dude that opened that can of coke under water is an astronaut! Astronauts practise underwater sometimes before they go to space! (The astronaut is Chris Hadfield)
I accidentally read the name as Chris Redfield
I just want to tell that
Saturn xp it Hadfield not Hatfield just pointing it out
@@asifshahid4612 sorry for my poor spelling
he is
That "Free Shrugs" guy really got me.
Thank you-
Free Rugs
I thought it said free drúġ§ and I was like WOAH WOAH WOAH
@@Matthew_MBG lmao same
Thought it said free hugs
1:06 why did I think it was in a cooking pot?😂😂😂
Don’t worry, they’re patching it next update. 👍
Are you a furry?
husky fluffers nah bro
@@huskyfluffers9017 r u?
To the one percent who read this have an amazing day you’re so cool :-)
That day you were born there was cheering and clapping 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
If you don’t think anyone loves you think again! because your mom loves u👍🏻
Please help me reach ten thousand suscripers it’s been my dream for 5 years :-)-)😀
Ok cool
Rock: Censored
Japan: *I'lL tAKe YOuR enTIRE SToCK!!!*
@Retromonous i think its cause they censor porn?
r/japanloveslewd
Lol u dirty
Hentai!
@Retromonous woosh you too young stay innocent
Man, that is very bad thing. Because of that rock I won't let my cousin watch this anymore.
That bunny was the cutest reminder ever to eat my greens.
Cow: "Hey, that's my daugthe.."
Horse: *"No."*
Humans are nasty.
@@DA-js7xz Why so
@@DA-js7xz oh my God! Are you spamming all the comments? Go.away.with.your.propaganda.
@@DA-js7xz Humans were saving her life you dumbo
@@DA-js7xz are you a human tho?
That was the most casual and nonchalant robbery I have ever seen 😂😂
Its not even robbery, just theft.
The people working at the jewelry store were kind of idiots for letting that happen
Twiggy the Torterra not really. For their safety they aren’t allowed to do anything. It’s the job of a security guard
DeletriusX then the security guard was dumb for letting that happen. I mean it’s a funny video but how does someone not see the flaw of letting someone take a ring outside
To the one percent who read this have an amazing day you’re so cool :-)
That day you were born there was cheering and clapping 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻your mom loves u
Plz help me reach ten thousand it’s been my dream for 3 years :-)-;
Imagine paying 5000 dollars for a ring with that gem, and only to have it censored
Lol
Oooooh so that’s how Flat Stanley came to be. Here I was thinking a tack board fell on him
"Wow, this ring is nice"
"It's mine now"
*casually walks away*
walking doesn't seem as suspicious
I wonder what he did with it
Those people were stupid. I hope he gets away with it to teach them a lesson
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I mean, what do you want a little old lady to do to stop a large man in his 30's?? She probably shouldn't have let him take it outside, but tbh, even showing it to him inside could have resulted in him just running out the doors. And not allowing him to even look at the ring at all would be bad for business - if someone's going into the Rolex store, looking to spend $1000+ on a ring, they'll reasonable want to look at it up close.
She wasn't in the wrong, it was the thief who was wrong, and hopefully the video footage of him is able to bring him to justice.
@@ilebillybobjoe kept it as a wedding ring
Famous astronaut with 2 degrees in engineering: "Archimede's principle or Boyle's law or whatever"
What’s his name again?
@@dopey9410 Chris Hadfield
Not an astronaut, he's under water, not in space
@@sarahmcdonald7280 he is an astronaut tho he just was doing an underwater test if you search him up you will know
chad move
Dude gives his personal information to Rolex fully expecting them to not call the police for robbing them.
Bro. Everyone talking about the rock, or ‘the horse’. BUT THE BUNNY. THE BUNNY IS ADORABLE. (1:37)
2:14
Are You A Robot?
Robot: Well No But Actually Yes
Well no but actually yes
Ah i see your a man of culture
Mind Over Matter lol to who...
Opening coke at the bottom of the sea
“DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME“
Lol
He was actually talking to spongebob and patrick
@@onereventertainment2602 lol 😁
@@absurdcalico rock tied to your leg
You shouldn't drink coke, no one should XD
1:57 that robot was so thug, even Snoop Dog would be proud of it.
It’s not censored, it’s clearly just Minecraft.
Nora Buttsmackems
Kremit made that joke 6 months ago.
Exactly
Nora Buttsmackems It’s just look like Minecraft
People could use it like glasses and see everything pixelated
Funny game xd ._.
Can't believe they made Minecraft emeralds into a real thing
Villager wants to knoe your location
So ooo true
I hope someone gets wooshed xD
Dang next thing there's diamonds from minecraft
What do you mean? Everyone knows that all emeralds came from minecraft! They were just so. cool that they added them in real life
That baby sloth looks like an 80's movie puppet
Is nobody gonna talk about the Rolex incident? I mean, damn bro that was pretty smooth ngl.
He protec
He attac
but most importantly he keep cattle bacc
@Near Deadstar Extremely overrated.
Well wouldn't that be proteccing?
I was just about to read a comment about the horse in the cow and will go in the first comment I saw was this
Cow: “I just wanna go to my child!”
Horse: “N O”
Mother cow: 😭 lemme see my child.
After that, they ate the cow
@@nadeermamou2526 that got dark 🤓
Neigh
@@nadeermamou2526 shit went from 0 to a 100 real quick.
0:55 genuinely made me cry
“You know what? I’ll take it.”
*walks away*
Letting someone take a gold ring outside in natural light? Wow...
They deserved to get robbed. No one can be that stupid.
They make the Kardashians look like Nobel prize winners
hehe
I'm sure she got fired
That company is Rolex.
Did they really think he *wasn’t* going to steal the ring
I mean, I would think most people wouldn't.
Still, they should have had some sort of contingency plan for if he did.
you usually give your wallet with ID and such to the person and then you can go look at it.. same with test-driving a car
Seriously. Anyone's who worked with the public for more then a month should have know he would steal it. I can't even feel bad for the store.
Yes, they really did. Come on, this isn't GTA, where everyone commits crime, with no proper planning.
@@_MythicalWolf why should u? It's freaking Rolex
"Archimedes Principle or Boyles law or somethin" Nice one, Actornaut
the delivery driver drinking my drink would have caught mad hands
Legend says he is still looking for a good spot to look at the gold ring
Naw he came back a few hours later to hand it back. "I wanted to see what it looked like in the livingroom."
😂
Afief Isyraf he looked at it but started smelling it
Hahahahaha
Im your 1 thousand like
Captcha:robots can’t pass this
Robot:hold my battery
*takes sip of battery Mm... My work is done
lmao :')
To the one percent who read this have an amazing day you’re so cool :-)
That day you were born there was cheering and clapping 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻your mom loves u
Plz help me reach ten thousand it’s been my dream for 2 years :-)-()
Robot: Hold my battery acid
To the one percent who read this have an amazing day you’re so cool :-)
That day you were born there was cheering and clapping 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻your mom loves u
Plz help me reach ten thousand it’s been my dream for 6 years :-)
1:37 AWWWWW I LOVE THAT LIL PRECIOUS BBY!!!!!
ayyy the penguin's footsteps were on beat 😩
The robot checked the I'm not a robot captcha
*Wait that's illegal
Dominic Bakkila I was looking for this comment 😂
whats more illegal is drinking someone's ordered milkshake.
Theraphist: Minecraft emerald in the real life isn't real he can't hurt You
Minecraft emerald: 0:16
El pibe why would it hurt you
Deyb - Kun no what’s more illegal was that ring theft. Probably grand theft
plot twist : it's clearly a minecraft villager that's holding the camera just so he could flex his emerald at us
But... how does he hold the camera?
The scrolls of truth lied
Kamomile Tea it’s a joke m8 not meant to be serious
@@thegreatest3face774 I know. so is my commemt
THAT IS A ROCK NOT AN EMERALD DUMMY!!
Guess you can say he took the GOLD opportunity to walk away with it.
The faceted pixel rock really got me, like the Kinks! I thought it was digital trickery! Wow! I want a few of those.
He was just checking if the drink was poisonous..
Such a nice guy😣
Give that man a medal
How could he drink it if the top of the straw was still covered in the paper wrapping it comes in..... 😯🤐?
@@striker101nicary good point
He looks like he's had one too many milkshakes😝
Give this guy an oscar
So, no one is gonna talk about the robot that clicked "I'm not a robot"..
It's really just r/madlads
No
THE ROBOT REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN!!!
To the one percent who read this have an amazing day you’re so cool :-)
That day you were born there was cheering and clapping 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻your mom loves u
Plz help me reach ten thousand it’s been my dream for 2 years :-)👍🏻
No, because the person controlling the robot clicked the button
0:05 i will give you 6 fishes for that hehe
That baby sloth was adorable! Who knew?
Therapist: censored rock doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you.
Censored rock:
Sorry for my bad english
Therapist: Unoriginal comments don't exist, it can't annoy you
Unoriginal comment
To the one percent who read this have an amazing day you’re so cool :-)
That day you were born there was cheering and clapping 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻your mom loves u
Plz help me reach ten thousand it’s been my dream for 3 years :-)
To the one percent who read this have an amazing day you’re so cool :-)
That day you were born there was cheering and clapping 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻your mom loves u
Plz help me reach ten thousand it’s been my dream for 3 years :-)-;)
Therapist: Comments calling other comments an unoriginal comment while using an unoriginal meme formats don’t exist, they cant hurt you.
Comments calling other comments an unoriginal comment while using an unoriginal meme formats:
i just love how sassy that robot looked after the captcha
:D
Same
I would like but it’s a 665
Sussy robot 😳😳😳
@@snpedcomrade9024 STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT!
Glad rocks are getting the privacy they deserve
Robot: *checks a i am not a robot box*
Me: technology has gone too far!
Damn, my guy LITERALLY walked away with the gold ring. And that lady didn’t even do anything
I don't think your legally allowed to chase after shoplifters in America. Lawsuits or some shit like that.
MrLittleSam wot
MrLittleSam whAt? What about literal THEFT
She was obviously calling the police or contactingstore security. Plus they have the guy on video outside and probably inside the store and anybody who was in there as witnesses. Chasing after him would just put her in danger.(she's in a fucking skirt and heels, not the best attire for apprehending a criminal. Plus he's much larger than her)
Your guy?lol
That old dude has been to space and now hella far down in the ocean
Nopulse Chris hadfield
Chris hadfield , he’s a cool guy I like his space video ms
Yah me too I idolize him
I have his signature
Chris Hadfield, a Canadian astronaut, a very well known person down here.
0:57 I thought they were about to cook that sloth! It looked like it was in a pot for a second! 😅😅😅😅😅😅
" I am not a robot" LMFAO GOT ME SO HARD EEEEE
I love the Free Shrugs guy at 0:22. He even keeps a "whatever, man" expression on his face as he does it.
yeah, i think he is a professional
@@moos5221 I don't think I could keep it up for long enough before laughing to myself.
i thought it said free drugs
@@z4ire882 Brooo same
Ive worked with ppl like that, they're called DILLIGAFs, "does it look like I give a ffk?"