may jesus christ open your eyes and give you a brand new heart, and to the 12 year old who think being gay is "cool" and think your just born like that , than let me tell you we are made in the image of god (male and female) and were created to multiply the earth( "gay" epople cant have kids) but yet we live in a fallen world where there is destruction and death where there is pain and misery, but the love of our father up in heaven is so immense and deep than anything youve experienced on this earth that he sent his only begotten Son, that whomever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life", before the demons maifest and laugh and mock me and say i was indoctrinated just like every body else, let me tell you i was in the same boat i hated christians for forcing me to believe in something that i didnt believe was true so to give the middle finger to all my christian friends and family i started to lean towards every known place except christianity so i became omnism ( believing all religion leads to salvation) but then i started to look into all these religons Baha'i, Buddhism, Hinduism, Islam, Judaism,. during my time reading, learning and searching through all these religons i found they all mentioned jesus, and their beliefs and ways of live didnt compare anything to what jesus teached and by the grace of my lord and savior i met a christian youtber named ''christian developed'' while i was visiting canada and for the very first time ive heard the gospel and by the power of the holy spirit i fell to my knees and wept, lord thank you for not abandoning me even in my worst moments, even when i cursed your name the holy spirit and our father the one who sits on the throne, i give my life to you forever, and to anyone who reads this dont take my word for im a dirty rottem sinner just like you. Amen
timestamp 0:00 video starts 0:00 ken starts yapping 0:01 ken starts talking about balance changes 1:10 ken starts playing 1:30 ken starts talking about a date he went. on 1:30 ken specifies that he is homosexual 6:17 ken confesses his love for. the gay guy 8:15 ken gets an invitation for. a foursome 10:40 the foursome starts 15:36 ken tells he went to a gay club
loved the part where ken started dominating duchess with his massive white elixir advantage over people whos log couldnt last too long to get any value
This vid is definitely going on the top of my "ken vid ranking list" alongside the neighbor ones, god tier story and the gimmick actually worked for once!
love the out of context: "hOlY gOblins lET's go. Shankamous Wankamous, holy F**k" "go lil goblin yEeEaa~ clash royaal we are in the new leage As wELl pawg" 14:39
About the Dagger Duchess changes at the start, the infographic doesn't explain it well, but those are actually two options that the community gets to decide on. Either a rework where it's less damage but faster recharge time, or a flat out -2 dagger nerf
every time Im just bored and lookin for somethin to do, youtube always recommends me Ken, and even though I hardly have any interest in clash royal its really funny listening to his storys every video, I dont know how a guy manages to get this many crazy life experiences but they really make my day
straight guys like ken always make me chuckle. bros just on a date, yet he makes sure to say his gay date everytime. just in case we forgot hes gay lmao
But what if Ken was that 'gay man" who ruined the two young people's date and now he's twisting the story to his advantage. I think this makes more sense than any of shit he was yappin abt
ken speaks about experience on a date with a female, the only person he says he loves is the random gay man and calls an additional gay man joining a dream...
Ken is the type of guy to wake up at 5 AM, not because he likes it, but because he can’t sleep. His room is a chaotic mess of monitors, gaming gear, and half-empty energy drinks. By day, Ken is a Clash Royale content creator and Discord admin, living his best life in the virtual world where he’s kind of a big deal. In reality? He’s awkward, lonely, and intensely weird. Ken analyzes game strategies with the seriousness of a chess grandmaster, though his commentary is peppered with awkward jokes that only his die-hard followers appreciate. Oh, and let's not forget about his neighbor, a sweet boy who occasionally drops by with homemade cookies and stories about his life. They've developed an unusual bond over time, one that involves Ken occasionally helping him with chores and, uh not to mention their dirty little secret .... yeah unusual BOND. But that's a story for another day. Evenings bring a strict workout routine in his apartment, where he follows a bizarre regimen that includes shadowboxing and jumping jacks. But the highlight of Ken’s day is what he calls “oiling up.” Alone in his room, Ken pours a mysterious blend of oils into his hands and slathers it over his body with the dedication of a bodybuilder prepping for a show-except he’s doing it just for himself, in silence, with the soft hum of his computer as the soundtrack. Ken’s “oiling up” is his strange, secret ritual. It’s part skincare routine, part meditative act, and fully weird. This nightly ritual is his moment of zen, a slippery escape from the crushing loneliness of his offline life. Outside of this, Ken’s life is a loop of awkward online interactions, takeout food, and avoiding real human contact. His neighbors think he’s a ghost, and he’s fine with that. Ken’s world is his screen, his games, and his slippery, shiny self-care routine. Ken’s life is a bizarre blend of routines and isolation. His “oiling up” ritual might sound odd and unsettling to most, but for Ken, it’s a moment of slippery solace in an otherwise lonely existence.
ken really met with a girl as an excuse to meet up with her gay friend smh
This is the best comment I have ever seen😂
@@Segaa2 liar
Perfect ass comment
And her gay friends gay date
LMAO
i keep forgetting that ken is a human being recording himself for the entertainment of others
nah bro i swear he a different species
@@danielkwon4236 His fans are a other species
EXACTLY I was thinking the same thing
may jesus christ open your eyes and give you a brand new heart, and to the 12 year old who think being gay is "cool" and think your just born like that , than let me tell you we are made in the image of god (male and female) and were created to multiply the earth( "gay" epople cant have kids) but yet we live in a fallen world where there is destruction and death where there is pain and misery, but the love of our father up in heaven is so immense and deep than anything youve experienced on this earth that he sent his only begotten Son, that whomever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life", before the demons maifest and laugh and mock me and say i was indoctrinated just like every body else, let me tell you i was in the same boat i hated christians for forcing me to believe in something that i didnt believe was true so to give the middle finger to all my christian friends and family i started to lean towards every known place except christianity so i became omnism ( believing all religion leads to salvation) but then i started to look into all these religons Baha'i, Buddhism, Hinduism, Islam, Judaism,. during my time reading, learning and searching through all these religons i found they all mentioned jesus, and their beliefs and ways of live didnt compare anything to what jesus teached and by the grace of my lord and savior i met a christian youtber named ''christian developed'' while i was visiting canada and for the very first time ive heard the gospel and by the power of the holy spirit i fell to my knees and wept, lord thank you for not abandoning me even in my worst moments, even when i cursed your name the holy spirit and our father the one who sits on the throne, i give my life to you forever, and to anyone who reads this dont take my word for im a dirty rottem sinner just like you. Amen
@@danielkwon4236well he is
Ken the kinda guy to take a gay guy home when on a date with a girl
Ken is the type of guy to say "gay" 24 times in a video about "huge balance changes".
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
timestamp
0:00 video starts
0:00 ken starts yapping
0:01 ken starts talking about balance changes
1:10 ken starts playing
1:30 ken starts talking about a date he went. on
1:30 ken specifies that he is homosexual
6:17 ken confesses his love for. the gay guy
8:15 ken gets an invitation for. a foursome
10:40 the foursome starts
15:36 ken tells he went to a gay club
D:
19:12 ken stops yapping
@@axelo255 i can still hear the yap
Where the timestamp of him oiling up?
all technically true
The cerebral palsy impression on a first date is crazy 😭
Bro I started laughing out loud in class. That was absolutely insane
@@bobojo6447 it had me choking on my breakfast I was absolutely appalled
Absolute chad move
Sigma gaymale moves.
Unprecedented
Gameplay - 8/10
Yapping- 10/10
Hairline spread- 5/10
Gay dating drama - 100/10
i don't think we should reduce ken to numbers, he is a great guy and that's it
Agreed. He’s a solid 8/10 guy and he doesn’t deserve it
Ken was actually the gay guys gay date.
@@connorsostad1922 i don't think we should reduce ken to numbers, he is a great guy and that's it
imagine going on a date with a guy and he makes a storytime clash royale video out of it.
peak content tbh
Plot twist: Ken got drunk and remembered incorrectly the story. He was actually the guy who was yapping whole time.
drunked
drunked
*duked
Okey, I am "drunked" at this point 💀💀💀
@Tuna-iq8xx stop the cap 🧢
The stare, lip bite, and emphasis every time Ken said GAY was intense
Ken is the type of guy to go on a date with a guy
Yooooo 😂 😭
With 2 guys
Ken is the type of guy to swing his hips to close the fridge
💀💀💀
did you feel good after posting this comment that you copied from someone else?
@@smolchungus5647right??
@@smolchungus5647thats the joke
This is hands down the best Ken story in history
I would say the pizza delivery prank with his friend was probably the best but this is definitely a really good story as well
@@Jommy56 which video was it
@@Technox14 can't even remember it was a while ago
dear god i wanna be that watermelon.
💀💀
same
Watermelon
same bro
“It should’ve been me! Not him! It’s not fair!” typa comment
Ken: "i went on a date with a girl, because im a straight man"
also Ken "so I'm on a date with this girl and her gay friend"
always a twist with Ken 😂
love the part where ken starts to jork his peanuts
in the stripped club
strait up
jork
it
and by it, haha
Ken's the type of guy to polish his watch collection and say "All spick and span!"
He is not polish he is Austrian
@@календула-ю2оYeah, let him know! Loser😝😝😆😂😂💀💀🤫🤫
Why is this so fucking funny
What the fuck does this even mean 😭😭
I swear that 'spick' is a slur?
Ken is the type of guy to smack his lips after sipping from a watermelon
This has to be one of the best yap session of Ken
Definitely
Beating log, arrows and Valkyrie with evo goblin barrel mirror clone is a perfect representation of the game rn
nah the guy just sucked
ken the typa guy to say "here goes nothing" as he slurps a watermelon
WHERE IS THE BATTLECATS GAMEPLAY?
Shitt weeb game
Donate
We need battle cats content
What’re you gay
BATTLECATS!!!!!!
actually the most fantabulous yap in a while from Ken
0:00 Bro Starts Yapping
19:12 Bro Stops Yapping
i loved the moment when ken licked dry all the juices of the watermelon
Alternate title: Ken goes to eat out with an archer queen and two mega knights
I think ken is lying, because no clash royale players talk to women
Ash: "you either quit and marry a woman or play long enough to date with every single single man in your apartment complex"
@@BLET_55artem55 lol
The girl was just decoy for the gay guy he actually wanted Ken
@@Lean_Tea true
Close your eyes and listen to the intro. It's amazing what you can do when you let your imagination take the wheel.
i'm really glad ken had a great time with his date. He seems like such a nice guy
3:49
oh no, the “girl has gay male friend” canon event
loved the part where ken started dominating duchess with his massive white elixir advantage over people whos log couldnt last too long to get any value
I love it when Ken sucks the enemies darts with rage all over him 😄
1:40 I can’t believe Ken would lie to us he should oil up with his neighbors as compensation
Came for the clash, stayed for ken’s distracted ramblings
only Ken manages to get friendzoned by a girl on his date with 2 men
I always knew Ken liked men. Good to confirm he went out with one
This vid is definitely going on the top of my "ken vid ranking list" alongside the neighbor ones, god tier story and the gimmick actually worked for once!
Prime Ken would've gotten 60000 bajillion views by now 😭😭🙏🙏
Fr Ken fell off + he got ratiod + L + frank haircut fr fr
@@no_Monday420says the twink
love the out of context: "hOlY gOblins lET's go. Shankamous Wankamous, holy F**k" "go lil goblin yEeEaa~ clash royaal we are in the new leage As wELl pawg" 14:39
Ken! It's okay, it's June. Be proud and oil up with the boys!
About the Dagger Duchess changes at the start, the infographic doesn't explain it well, but those are actually two options that the community gets to decide on. Either a rework where it's less damage but faster recharge time, or a flat out -2 dagger nerf
I loved it when Ken transitioned to the Dark Side
6:18 ken is the type of person to say he love an homosexual man
Ken is the type of guy to post about the balance changes
"the hit speed is gonna go up, i't getting faster" -Ken 2024
Ken is the type of guy to go on a date with a girl only to get her gay best friend instead
You have to admit ken’s storytelling skills are insane
This whole thing can be avoided if people weren’t so nice and said “dude you are weird please leave”
Or you know, just tell him that they didn’t want to see the impression
What a nerdy conversation about what you'd bring to a desert island and still talk about it while you're on a date KEN STICK TO CLASH ROYAL BROTHER
Those balances clearly favouring log bait, clearly cr wants people to buy the new evo
Also nerfing Tesla so ppl go back to inferno and will use it for the evo slot
The story was great lmao, honestly its so great to hear you went on a date. You should follow up with her!!
*him
Kenneth, it is about time you make a battle cats video while dressed up as archer queen
6:17 Ken starts talking about his real date
Ken the type of guy to knock on the inside of the door while waiting on a visit
Summary of this Video: Ken went on a date with gay men and also balance changes
The balance change was that they buffed his gayness
1:31
Hold up the electro wizard went on a date?
Why didn’t we see this and an oiled up Ewiz at this smh
I just realized that dart goblin is a goblin wearing a mask, and not it's actual face.
the duchess is only getting one of those 2 nerfs:
someone posted a graph in the comments the option 11 is a harsher nerf so we should vote for that
Are you fucking kidding me whats the point of having tower troops if the legendary card isnt better than the common card
Where do you vote
What is the name of the final song at the end of the video? 18:50
some weird like futuristic version of a minecraft soundtrack
Far future - Aria Math Synthwave, can't find it on Spotify but only YT
cerebral palsy impression is second date material bro literally threw
It's always those weird mid-ladder Witch decks that end up stealing a win
Ken is the type of guy who uploads videos on TH-cam
Ken is the type of guy to say "Here goes nothing!" and then slurp out of a slice of watermelon
Wouldn’t it be such an epic twist if the gay best friend was ken’s neighbour and then they ditched the girl and had their own date
every time Im just bored and lookin for somethin to do, youtube always recommends me Ken, and even though I hardly have any interest in clash royal its really funny listening to his storys every video, I dont know how a guy manages to get this many crazy life experiences but they really make my day
Ken is the kind of guy to go on a date with a girl’s gay friend and catch his opponent with his pants down
straight guys like ken always make me chuckle. bros just on a date, yet he makes sure to say his gay date everytime. just in case we forgot hes gay lmao
But what if Ken was that 'gay man" who ruined the two young people's date and now he's twisting the story to his advantage. I think this makes more sense than any of shit he was yappin abt
Ken is the type of person to say "oh uh guys we might be in trouble" (HELP HELP HELP HELP A BOT HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF MY BODY HELP HELP)
Ken is the type of guy to ignore the mayhem of comment section
As we all saw in the crazy frog video, Ken is really good at telling stories from other PoVs
Ken was the gay friend.
KEN WETTING HIMSELF WITH A 🍉!!!!!?????
NOW I CAN GIVE BORTH PEACEFULLY
ken is the type of guy to wash his hands after he’s had a shower
14:29 Ken admits he is gay
Ken's not the type of guy to go on a date with a girl without another guy being involved
kens the type of guy to say " don't make me angry 😡"
oiled up highlights bout to have a field day with this one
ken should consider a podcast shit would be funny af, episode 1 should be the neighbour
This is the moment Ken got topped by three guys
I can't believe OJ copied Ken's deck
We got Ken drinking half a watermelon before Gta6.
Ken is the type of guy to say "UMM, GUYS? WE GOT COMPANY!"
Blud prob did say that
Ken probably played clash while explaining his night to the uber
Ken is the type of guy to slip on a banana peel, land in a trash can, and pop out saying "Guess I'm just recycling myself!"
ken speaks about experience on a date with a female, the only person he says he loves is the random gay man and calls an additional gay man joining a dream...
ken said yes to the friend cuz he heard homosexual
Notice how the girl was not the main part of the story any more as her friend showed up
2 videos in one day? GOOD LORD
Ken is the type of guy to wake up at 5 AM, not because he likes it, but because he can’t sleep. His room is a chaotic mess of monitors, gaming gear, and half-empty energy drinks. By day, Ken is a Clash Royale content creator and Discord admin, living his best life in the virtual world where he’s kind of a big deal. In reality? He’s awkward, lonely, and intensely weird.
Ken analyzes game strategies with the seriousness of a chess grandmaster, though his commentary is peppered with awkward jokes that only his die-hard followers appreciate. Oh, and let's not forget about his neighbor, a sweet boy who occasionally drops by with homemade cookies and stories about his life. They've developed an unusual bond over time, one that involves Ken occasionally helping him with chores and, uh not to mention their dirty little secret .... yeah unusual BOND. But that's a story for another day.
Evenings bring a strict workout routine in his apartment, where he follows a bizarre regimen that includes shadowboxing and jumping jacks. But the highlight of Ken’s day is what he calls “oiling up.” Alone in his room, Ken pours a mysterious blend of oils into his hands and slathers it over his body with the dedication of a bodybuilder prepping for a show-except he’s doing it just for himself, in silence, with the soft hum of his computer as the soundtrack.
Ken’s “oiling up” is his strange, secret ritual. It’s part skincare routine, part meditative act, and fully weird. This nightly ritual is his moment of zen, a slippery escape from the crushing loneliness of his offline life.
Outside of this, Ken’s life is a loop of awkward online interactions, takeout food, and avoiding real human contact. His neighbors think he’s a ghost, and he’s fine with that. Ken’s world is his screen, his games, and his slippery, shiny self-care routine.
Ken’s life is a bizarre blend of routines and isolation. His “oiling up” ritual might sound odd and unsettling to most, but for Ken, it’s a moment of slippery solace in an otherwise lonely existence.
I can't belive Ken made those two guys gay after oiling hiself up
Ken somehow always ends up in a situation with a gay guy when he goes outside
Ken went on a date with a man 1:40
The girl actually invite tugg speedman to the date !
Had to lose my edging streak for this 😢
"on tinder or grindr or something" Ken knows what Grindr is.
0:01 well well well
He is white though
In this episode Ken and two homosexuals decided to discover each others bodies
RIP ken 🙏🏻 😢 💔 🕊
Your spirit still lives on baby boy ❤ 🙏🏻 🕊
when supercell still hasn't compensated players for the chest bug during the last maintenance break, but they do balance changes
ofc bro is on a quadrouple date including 3 men
why is that man doing cerebral palsy impressions with his friends
Asking the real questions