I saw Ken at the grocery store on Saturday and watched as he picked up a carton of buttermilk, squealing with glee & exclaimed "Goody Goody Gumdrops!" whilst twirling in a 360 degree motion.
It all started with a match. Ken was shooting a video, narrating each move with his enthusiasm. As the battle raged on, he deployed his favorite card, the Mega Knight. The powerful figure leaped into the fray, dealing massive area damage with each ground-shaking landing. Ken had always admired the Mega Knight's strength and resilience, but today, something felt different. After the match, as Ken reviewed the replay, he noticed how the Mega Knight had single-handedly turned the tide of battle. There was a certain grace in the way he fought, a silent strength that resonated with Ken. He felt a strange connection, almost as if the Mega Knight had fought for him, not just for the game. That night, as Ken lay in bed, his mind wandered back to the Mega Knight. He chuckled at himself, thinking it absurd to feel such a connection to a card. Yet, he couldn't shake the feeling. In his dreams, the Mega Knight appeared, not as a mere card but as a living being, with dark eyes that spoke of battles fought and a heart that longed for something more. In the dream, the Mega Knight stood before Ken, his armor glinting in the moonlight. "Ken," he said in a deep, resonant voice, "I've watched you play. Your strategies, your passion-they've brought me to life in ways you cannot imagine." Ken felt his heart race. "You're more than just a card," he whispered, stepping closer. "You're real to me." The Mega Knight nodded, removing his helmet to reveal a kind, rugged face. "I've fought countless battles, but none as important as this one. The battle for your heart." Ken reached out, his fingers brushing against the cold steel of the Mega Knight's armor, feeling the warmth beneath. "And you have mine," he said softly, their connection growing stronger with each passing moment. In that dream world, they shared a kiss under the starlit sky, a kiss that spoke of unspoken promises and a future filled with love and adventure. When Ken awoke, the feeling lingered, a sweet reminder that sometimes, connections can transcend even the boundaries of reality and fantasy. From that day on, every time Ken deployed the Mega Knight in battle, he did so with a smile, knowing that somewhere in the vast world of Clash Royale, a heart beat in sync with his own, bound by the magic of love and the thrill of the game. Ken started to drop more puns in his commentary, much to the delight of his viewers. “Looks like my Mega Knight has ‘jumped into my heart,” he joked during a stream. “He’s got me ‘jumping’ for joy every time he hits the arena.” His fans noticed the change in his gameplay too. "Ken, you've been on fire lately! Your synergy with the Mega Knight is unbeatable!" one viewer commented. “Yeah, it’s almost like he’s my perfect counter,” Ken replied with a wink. As the months passed, Ken's affection for the Mega Knight grew stronger, and so did his skill in the game. They were an unstoppable duo, their bond as unbreakable as the Mega Knight’s armor. And in the digital battleground of Clash Royale, their love story became legendary.
@@CashRoyale4Most countries don’t have a summer break in the middle of the year like the US does, or any big break in the middle of the year, in my country our “summer break” is the Christmas holidays.
8:36 I’ve been watching since the KFC Clash days and I think out of every video this man has ever done nothing has been funnier then this the cup and the irony to the story and what was happening fucking had me dead for way too long
He said dating “grind” most likely cause he wasn’t out meeting a girl, but a boy on “Grindr” also known as his neighbor.
What is Grindr? You seem knowledgeable enough to enlighten me
You know too much
you just exposed yourself
@@maruserpl buddy u just exposed urself by knowing as well.
Ken should be meeting *men* - not boys. Please take note of that when you talk about genital traffic
I saw Ken at the grocery store on Saturday and watched as he picked up a carton of buttermilk, squealing with glee & exclaimed "Goody Goody Gumdrops!" whilst twirling in a 360 degree motion.
ken makes me feel tingly inside
I came exactly at 1:22:32
@DaruPoor This is just a bad clash royale clip that you clearly paid for bots on
@@LateLlamaALTdidn’t even know you can add a time stamp after video ended. You learn something new every day
24:59:59 is my favorite part of the video
5:39 ken called himself a men destroyer
I think that's a way of saying he's gay
he's even the leader of them
Read the cup 8:40
@@Voidflyssathat caught me off guard when i was watching the vid lmao
ken stops talking at 14:36
Thanks for the timestamp
thanks!
now i got 15sec to spend
Thank god!
Omg finally he stops yapping
8:41 I love how the cup is empty 😂😂😂❤
the cup says 'nobody knows I'm gay' 😭💀
Lol he just wanted to show what's written on it
Shut the hell up@DaruPoor
i love the part where Ken says that he was in date with 12 gay men
Yeah especially when he mentioned that they were oiled up and wearing nothing but underwear
@@Issam-od4pg nah, the part just a little bit later where he passionately explains how he gets lucky with them is a way better part of the video.
@@vsp.j0sh i liked it wen 14 hog riders joined in and oiled up
I love how Ken makes up all these stories in his head and tells them to us
i love how ken introduced us to all of the voices in his head
Busted immediately when I heard Ken call me pookie😊😊
It went all over the screen 🤤
This comment section is so screwed
14:24 course Ken doesn’t like the story when there’s a lot of women involved (GAY)
It all started with a match. Ken was shooting a video, narrating each move with his enthusiasm. As the battle raged on, he deployed his favorite card, the Mega Knight. The powerful figure leaped into the fray, dealing massive area damage with each ground-shaking landing. Ken had always admired the Mega Knight's strength and resilience, but today, something felt different.
After the match, as Ken reviewed the replay, he noticed how the Mega Knight had single-handedly turned the tide of battle. There was a certain grace in the way he fought, a silent strength that resonated with Ken. He felt a strange connection, almost as if the Mega Knight had fought for him, not just for the game.
That night, as Ken lay in bed, his mind wandered back to the Mega Knight. He chuckled at himself, thinking it absurd to feel such a connection to a card. Yet, he couldn't shake the feeling. In his dreams, the Mega Knight appeared, not as a mere card but as a living being, with dark eyes that spoke of battles fought and a heart that longed for something more.
In the dream, the Mega Knight stood before Ken, his armor glinting in the moonlight. "Ken," he said in a deep, resonant voice, "I've watched you play. Your strategies, your passion-they've brought me to life in ways you cannot imagine."
Ken felt his heart race. "You're more than just a card," he whispered, stepping closer. "You're real to me."
The Mega Knight nodded, removing his helmet to reveal a kind, rugged face. "I've fought countless battles, but none as important as this one. The battle for your heart."
Ken reached out, his fingers brushing against the cold steel of the Mega Knight's armor, feeling the warmth beneath. "And you have mine," he said softly, their connection growing stronger with each passing moment.
In that dream world, they shared a kiss under the starlit sky, a kiss that spoke of unspoken promises and a future filled with love and adventure.
When Ken awoke, the feeling lingered, a sweet reminder that sometimes, connections can transcend even the boundaries of reality and fantasy.
From that day on, every time Ken deployed the Mega Knight in battle, he did so with a smile, knowing that somewhere in the vast world of Clash Royale, a heart beat in sync with his own, bound by the magic of love and the thrill of the game.
Ken started to drop more puns in his commentary, much to the delight of his viewers. “Looks like my Mega Knight has ‘jumped into my heart,” he joked during a stream. “He’s got me ‘jumping’ for joy every time he hits the arena.”
His fans noticed the change in his gameplay too. "Ken, you've been on fire lately! Your synergy with the Mega Knight is unbeatable!" one viewer commented.
“Yeah, it’s almost like he’s my perfect counter,” Ken replied with a wink.
As the months passed, Ken's affection for the Mega Knight grew stronger, and so did his skill in the game. They were an unstoppable duo, their bond as unbreakable as the Mega Knight’s armor. And in the digital battleground of Clash Royale, their love story became legendary.
Alright shakespeare 😭🙏
Chatgpt moment
Damn
This sounds more like Austin's lore tbh
tf
8:40 bro drank nothing💀💀
the cup says “nobody knows im gay” i think bro is tying to tell us something
Bro is throwing subliminal hints??😭@outliersalty5948
"Holy skibidi sigma rizzler over here btw, you're talking to the king... Of women destroy... Leader of men destroyer... Anyway"
Quote by Ken - 2024
Good quote.
That quote changed my life
he turned into Joe Biden for a sec
5:33 timestamp
0:36 prince charging up meganuts arse
@DaruPoor ah yes ty for the part 2 of that beautiful moment ❤
How do I sign up to become a MK
NOT THE NOBODY KNOWS IM GAY MUG AT 8:39 😭😭😭😭
BRO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT NOTICED IT
AND IT SOUNDS EMPTY LMFAOO
HE AINT EVEN DRINKING HE'S JUST PUTTING IT OUT THERE
He’s actually so funny icl 😂😂
BRO MUST HAVE BOUGHT IT JUST FOR THE VIDEO LMFAOO
1:28 “I sit down and start twerking”
0:00
Is what Ken says when he opens his basement.
10/10 yapping session
the most sigma rizzler of them all
Ken's syndrom is down, but this video is up
You do not get to call me a toddler Kenneth Forrest
can i
@@Polorx_sure
@@kiubont134 eyy
HD
"Ends on a blissful note"
8:30 "no guys btw"
Sounds like someone is hiding something
I just said mega knight is back at school, got pantsed, and then body slammed in front of everyone thanks Ken
@DaruPooryou suck
Is it not summer where you are?
@@CashRoyale4in ph its start of the school
@@CashRoyale4Most countries don’t have a summer break in the middle of the year like the US does, or any big break in the middle of the year, in my country our “summer break” is the Christmas holidays.
@@Gengargamer2_fair
5:32 The moment I lost all respect for Ken
Ermm what the sigma (i feel you tho)
I got even more respect until i just busted all over my screen 🐺
creative writing with ken, great fanfic👍
This is a top 5 Ken video for sure, I mean the gameplay, the deck, the story, everything. Absolutely immaculate
5:33 I actually coughed out my food in laughter I was not ready for that brainrot
2:47 “Yea I sat down with two girls… ITS GOBLIN TIME👹”💀🙏
so long story short , KEN SOLD A 5some😭😭😭
8:24 bro is the Gay best friend lol
5:39 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥THE DESTROYER OF MEN🔥🔥🔥👅👅👅🗣️🗣️🗣️
Ken went for a date and ended up making all those girls a new friend group
This is more like a story channel at this point with clash royale in the background
By far the best Ken yap I’ve seen to date, truly incredible
Ken failing to admit that he was catfished
I think Ken's blissful ending was him finally popping his cherry.
A "blissful note", Ken be smash liking
Watching this on the pooper at my gym 👍
Welcome back to peak Ken. The full yap is in session, the life stories are incredibly wacky, and I am here for it.
On a “blissful note” you say 😏
8:35 "everybody seems to think i'm gay" *Proceeds to drink from a rainbow mug that says "nobody knows i'm gay"
5:33 Ken's epic brainrot rap bars solidify him as the gen z Eminem
8:40 A nice sip of gay air
Core hater energy
'whad up toddlers, my little betas, POOKIE😍😍😍' - ken, mega knight is back 2024
No it’s not
It’s a brain dead card
U must be lucky to have mega knight as father
@AginNiker are these the worlds crispest fried? lets find out
Keep it less political please
yes you are
8:36 I’ve been watching since the KFC Clash days and I think out of every video this man has ever done nothing has been funnier then this the cup and the irony to the story and what was happening fucking had me dead for way too long
another episode of "ken slowly putting himself on lists" (oil up buddy)
Thank you for sharing this story Ken
0:20 Ken sounds exactly like that teenager from Simpsons who is always working sum sort of desk job 😭😭😭
this is a very underrated comment haha
@@lukenugent8421 appreciate it gngggg💯
Hyped for the Oiled Up Highlights Version
Let’s be real, we all watch these videos for Ken updates on his life 😂😂
At least you got out of your house and trying. 3/4 of your subs can’t say the same. Take your shots and keep trying my dude!!
ken posted a video without losing, resubbing
All Hail Kenneth, destroyer of men and breaker of women
8:41 bro says everybody think I'm gay and drink out of a mug that say nobody knows I'm gay 😂
bro the aria math mine raft song at the end always makes me smile
Thank you for mega knighting the game. Now we can keep them mid ladder players in there place.
the intro got me acting unwise
Alternative Title: Ken voice cracks for just under 15 minutes
no way a new ken upload
Kenneth is the type of guy to crash into a family of 4 on the highway because he was bullying a toddler on clash royale while driving.
mans was on a date and speed dated 2 other girls , speedrunner over here
Ken's uploads got me kicking my feet
That’s was a good, weird story Ken very funny 👌
This is literally the greatest video you have ever posted in the history of videos
8:45 bro just had to pull out the cup and tried to act as if there was something to drink lmaoooooooooo
Holy shit the fact you said a random name “ Hermione”, I literally said that name out loud just before you said it shocked me hahaha
Ken I’ve been going through a rough time but your videos do absolutely nothing to help my mental state but they’re fun to watch 🙏
You’re back
In my heart
That cup moment was smooth af
8:40 *casually sips a “nobody knows im gay” mug*
5:32 this legitimately was the funniest part, cuz I imagined I was your date and you actuality said that
Hey look it’s that Ken guy
another banger from Ken
8:40 Nice quick sip of his Neighbor's Fart in a Mug.
"Everyone thinks I'm gay" says Ken while playing mega knight prince
the mug was actually a genius bit 😂😂
New title:
Ken obtains crazy Clash Royale skillZ upon rediscovering he is no longer gay
When you pulled out that cup we instantly knew that there were no girls involved in your "date"
0:01 we're not your betas, we're your omegas
Dude I laughed so hard 😂
Best story
Came for the mega night, stayed for the intense story
Ken is the type of guy that should keep playing Minecraft with brad so that his comment section doesnt get filled with clash royale innuendo
Ken edging us with a story for 12 minutes only to have the most mundane, anticlimactic ending 🥰
daayum the clutch whilst talking is crazy
8:28 Top 10 saddest moments on the Ken channel
“Toddlers, my little betas… pOokiE”
This is a slay kenneth 💅
1:03 yo i like this song!!
cool story btw
great story bro lol i sub
Yo ken , in your next Minecraft video you should get a bee and name it Bee-Rad
8:40 Ken with the nobody knows I'm gay cup
"I don't know why everyone thinks I'm gay" Ken says as he starts sipping from a rainbow cup
Ken's trolling in this video is at Ultra Instinct levels
why does ken keep having such weird date experiences
Because theyre men but he covers it up by saying its women
oh wonderous day, ken has uploaded to regale me with his tales of sigma rizz whilst demonstrating the disgusting balance of a mobile game. hoorah!
The minecraft music at the end🔥
Can’t wait to see the ken rizz on the sdmp
I rewatched the intro 28 consecutive times
Incredible story ken 👏 🙌 🎉❤❤
One of the videos of all time i bursted out laughing like 5 times