When somebody said "Jerma game" I was like haha yeah this is a game he would play. Then I saw the cow. That goddamn cow. Jerma HAS played this and I watched him play it for HOURS.
4:42 - "Everyone thinks I'm some sort of fuckin' asshole all the time. I would not take a giant disembodied hand and throw a kid seven miles into the air." 9:47 - *Beats the shit out of cow man with giant disembodied hand 'till bruised and bleeding before feeding it people*
was listening while leveling my bathroom and at 8:28 it was like a philharmonic orchestra. every cow noise and punch sound effect really built up that aural environment of the mounting beat-off bit. it felt like the hero's journey of jokes in a way. the allegory of the cabe. baa baa black sheep in a way. really good stuff as always man
would love to see more videos of you playing older games in the future, you really bring a nice comedic aspect when playing them :) good video slime :)
11:53 'See now i dont know how to feel about you , when you do bad things i like you. but when it's just me and you i feel the need to hit' almost gave me a panic attack remembering my childhood trauma
watching slime beat the cow for over 5 minutes live, chats pleading falling deaf on his ears (or eyes) as he repeats “I just want to see what happens at 100% damage, ive never done it before” was such a brutal experience it did make the cow funny tho
dude this just unlocked an insane childhood memory of mine of watching my brother play this game wow, it would've been lost to the sands of time otherwise
Man dude I literally was just thinking of B&W 1&2 like a week ago, as a fellow 34 year old this game was a huge part of my early pc gaming journey. Rad stuff
I liked this Slime. I don't get to catch many streams (too old too busy) so Idk if this is normally your vibe, but watching you play some shitty looking game while having a few laughs is great. Would love to see more uploads.
HOLY SHIT. While you were introducing the video and talking about booting up a game, this exact game popped into my head. I haven't thought about it for so many years and I just remembered not knowing how tf to play at all. I spent my time just throwing people around. And then all of a sudden, you boot up and it's this game. Surreal...
I really liked the video and the format! You're funny, so just try to enjoy it and make something you would find interesting or funny. I'd say making chat and maybe facecam a bit bigger would be good. It is alright if your facecam covers a good bit of the screen (see Maximilian Dood for reference). I have to lean into my monitor to read chat at all. Depends on how heavily you want to edit these videos, but some light background music would work well too. When you aren't talking, there's a lot of dead air, though this may be on purpose.
the cow getting slapped in the last 10 seconds of the stream had me fucking losing it when watching because all i saw was a big goat get struck with enough bolts to make it a full course meal and death asmr
i have no prior context for this game and started laughing so hard i had to pause it to catch my breath when he started beating the fuck out of the cow
As a fellow man in his 30's, I'm so fucking happy somebody else knows about this game. I used to watch my friend's brother play this constantly and I've been thinking about playing it again for a few years now.
I really thought this game was a constructed memory. I had tried to describe it to friends and no one knew what tf I was talking about. A slime video is a hilarious way to find out that the fever dream had been real all along.
instantly realized the volume is a little low, feel like blowin my shit sm*ve off
Drank man please😩
please dont i love your bald head
it's okay we're still here for it
its not bro your old ass is going deaf
When somebody said "Jerma game" I was like haha yeah this is a game he would play. Then I saw the cow. That goddamn cow. Jerma HAS played this and I watched him play it for HOURS.
legit felt unwell watching him beat the piss out of his cow
seeing it bruised afterwards is haunting
It felt right.
I didnt have limewire growing up so your username is the only way I will ever interface with limewire as a concept
This comment made me realize slime’s username is a play on word with limewire, thank you for enlightening me
@@qtowncrazy4771and I thought he hated puns
@@loganstewart4100hates puns but liked “grok tuah”
@@Noah-sm1ze i have said for years that online handle puns are good and the only acceptable version of them
@@Noah-sm1zeleave grok out of this
4:42 - "Everyone thinks I'm some sort of fuckin' asshole all the time. I would not take a giant disembodied hand and throw a kid seven miles into the air."
9:47 - *Beats the shit out of cow man with giant disembodied hand 'till bruised and bleeding before feeding it people*
12:28 watching slime hand the cow the rare beach ball to play with only for it to be immediately devoured is incredible
I can only imagine being like 7 and first truly understanding death by seeing things turn into skeletons in this game
slime was given the power of god and chose to emotionally manipulate and physically abuse his child
Like father like son
10:00 the camera slowly panning to the cow that has been beaten purple is so fucking funny dude
I am really high and scared of what is on the screen
Can't believe Jerma played a Slime game. My kids will starve until this masterpiece ends.
Slime is like an evil version of jerma
Slime is like Jerma if he was real
Slapping the cow had me CRYING. lol
"I feel like i should look away" as the polygon people do the horizontal tango is so funny
I loved the part when slime started stroking and slapping his creature live on stream!
“This is where you get Knights of the Round” is a really funny reference
was listening while leveling my bathroom and at 8:28 it was like a philharmonic orchestra. every cow noise and punch sound effect really built up that aural environment of the mounting beat-off bit. it felt like the hero's journey of jokes in a way. the allegory of the cabe. baa baa black sheep in a way. really good stuff as always man
Who sliming their wire rn?
absolutely love the longer videos, thanks for making my day better :)
great video! i really liked this longer format.
also the opening frame was perfect
would love to see more videos of you playing older games in the future, you really bring a nice comedic aspect when playing them :) good video slime :)
11:53 'See now i dont know how to feel about you , when you do bad things i like you. but when it's just me and you i feel the need to hit' almost gave me a panic attack remembering my childhood trauma
I like the "things just kinda happen" flow of the video as opposed to the usual "this is what's about to happen" over explanation style
watching slime beat the cow for over 5 minutes live, chats pleading falling deaf on his ears (or eyes) as he repeats “I just want to see what happens at 100% damage, ive never done it before” was such a brutal experience
it did make the cow funny tho
Honestly the music 20:40 goes too hard
Great video! Bout to share this with everyone in my life like it’s the New Testament
This video has completely changed my life
Slime playing games with nick behind him just making jokes would be the slop I need
Gee thanks man it's 2.30 am and you're making me stay up even longer
Very entertaining always love the uploads, hopefully they continue as per the description
I really hope you make more content like this, absolutely hilarious video all the way through
THIS is a certified hood classic.
dude this just unlocked an insane childhood memory of mine of watching my brother play this game wow, it would've been lost to the sands of time otherwise
Clicking this video immediately after watching the ped episode to see him look up the definition of crashout is hilarious
i love how you couldnt deny the insane accuracy of the jerma game callout. Its a compliment at the end of the day haha
really enjoyed this type of longer vid, was very entertained throughout and would love more vids like this
the laugh i let out seeing you open to crashing out urbandic god i love your humor slime
hey i like the longer form video style, makes it feel more casual and natural than the more edited, cut down ones. like em both but this good
Funniest editing I’ve seen in awhile, the way it cuts so quick when he slaps the creature for eating the ball killed me
A world where slime is god sounds stressful
This was great. I think seeing you play silly and wacky games is just always a good combo.
Watching a virtual cow just get absolutely slapped around, just really have his jimmies rustled, made me laugh so hard I cried. Thank you
- good day
- slime upload
- great day
Man dude I literally was just thinking of B&W 1&2 like a week ago, as a fellow 34 year old this game was a huge part of my early pc gaming journey. Rad stuff
I liked this Slime. I don't get to catch many streams (too old too busy) so Idk if this is normally your vibe, but watching you play some shitty looking game while having a few laughs is great. Would love to see more uploads.
Hearing slime talk about old pc game cds brought back dark memories of games not being able to run on the dinky family computer
Dude, I look up this game every few years. Crazy to see slime playing it, this is like a fever dream
slimes videos are hit or miss and this somehow became one of my favorite ones of all time, entertaining asf
There aren't enough games that just let you be unabashedly sociopathic anymore
What I wouldn’t give to be Slime’s Pavlovian Cow-Man
genuinely the funniest yt video I've seen in months, thank you papa for the slop
If Tony Star was alive to see this he would be so proud
God it's so, so, so sad he perished in that tragic fireball of a car crash 😔
I like the video man, was sad I missed the stream but I like edited content anyway
I was hoping this was going to turned into a video when I saw that clip on X the Everything App. So glad it was real
Really liked the longerform content, I'd love to see more videos like this : )
16:31 I can’t read your name but whoever said “Collin Cowpernick” that was very funny
Kronos7289 i think
The tekken music for the fight scene was spectacular lmaoo
slime becoming new jerma is the best future
HOLY SHIT. While you were introducing the video and talking about booting up a game, this exact game popped into my head. I haven't thought about it for so many years and I just remembered not knowing how tf to play at all. I spent my time just throwing people around. And then all of a sudden, you boot up and it's this game. Surreal...
I love when you post videos slime you’re great man
The way the cow looks at your hand before you strike him is too funny
Truly brighting my day when the slimewire drop is live. Banging Video...
In this video: slime traumatises a cow through institutionalised abuse and continuous beatings.
My day is better for this having been uploaded.
this is so goated I love slime uploads
Slapping the shit out of the cow had me ROLLING
I sincerely believe this game would've had long lasting traumatic effects on my mental if I played this as a child
this was absolutely my favorite stream of the year, ty
THE END WAS INSANE HAHAHAHAHA oh my god please post more of this, game is actually cool as hell
unc ur telling me u had to buy dem shiny ass circle for gta ??? 🎅💅💧
real
@@slimewire unc sometimes i still think about that story of ur cuz mizkif 🕊🕊crazy how he made them bears squirt yo 🙈🧐🔊🥵🐻🎅
love the longer uploads man
I've been giga depressed for days and the first thing to make me actually laugh in a while was you dropping the guy down the hill
close enough, welcome back Jerma
I really liked the video and the format! You're funny, so just try to enjoy it and make something you would find interesting or funny.
I'd say making chat and maybe facecam a bit bigger would be good. It is alright if your facecam covers a good bit of the screen (see Maximilian Dood for reference). I have to lean into my monitor to read chat at all. Depends on how heavily you want to edit these videos, but some light background music would work well too. When you aren't talking, there's a lot of dead air, though this may be on purpose.
4:53 me when i speak to my employees for the first time
Oh my god I have not thought about this game in 2 decades, what a throwback
appreciate u dropping long, huge slop into the troughs for us hungry lil piggies slimewire 💁
This brought back core memories of watching my older brother play this when I was a kid. Thanks :)
there is a straight timeline from this game to skbidi toilet but i dont know what it is
the cow getting slapped in the last 10 seconds of the stream had me fucking losing it when watching because all i saw was a big goat get struck with enough bolts to make it a full course meal and death asmr
"has turkey been invented yet" is a legend status nonsequitur
When it started to pan at 10:00 I thought the cow was gonna be in the Yamcha pose
slime will be regarded how jerma is now over the next decade if he keeps it up
i know you hate us so so much but i love the youtube videos and i’m glad you’re doing longer ones
also this one is amazing
The sound on the weak slap is so perfect
hey man i like the video man you should make more like this for us people who got grass to touch and not streams to watch :)
this was an amazing video i loved every minute of it boss man
always happy to see my shiny goat upload
The cow throwing the little people is some straight up monty python shit
I think this is the best video you've ever uploaded
Heard him say he streamed black and white in the patreon ep, for some reason I thought it was Pokémon lmao this switchup rocks
love the longer form stuff. I would watch one, if not, more than one more video like this. 👍
came from the yard ep, clicked on this vid and immediately seeing the definition of crash out was crazy for me
this is like that one futurama episode where bender becomes god
i have no prior context for this game and started laughing so hard i had to pause it to catch my breath when he started beating the fuck out of the cow
As a fellow man in his 30's, I'm so fucking happy somebody else knows about this game. I used to watch my friend's brother play this constantly and I've been thinking about playing it again for a few years now.
12:38 i almost shit myself from laughing
I know this isn’t typical Slime stream content, but I was dying laughing at this. Would kill to see a RCT2 stream.
Slimeman, despite you being so adverse to content creation (at least to a viewer), you make very good solo content smile
I really thought this game was a constructed memory. I had tried to describe it to friends and no one knew what tf I was talking about. A slime video is a hilarious way to find out that the fever dream had been real all along.
im dropping everything when i see a new slime video