T-34's Bridge Duel Synced to Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Anthem

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 เม.ย. 2020
  • So I watched T-34 on TH-cam a while back. I thoroughly enjoyed it for it's hot and greasy tank action, but something about it didn't quite sit right with me. I couldn't put my finger on it until yesterday, at which point I got to work on this. T-34's Bridge Duel as it should have been!
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  • @johnpeterson8674
    @johnpeterson8674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7653

    0:56 can painfully relate to that bounce

    • @SaltySwede
      @SaltySwede  4 ปีที่แล้ว +718

      BRUH SAME

    • @thebravegallade731
      @thebravegallade731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      @Hans Blitzkrieg yeah that really shoudl not happen, especially since at that range the angle is lessened becasue you are aiminng at a negative angel...

    • @TheDiamondBladeHD
      @TheDiamondBladeHD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +804

      45mm of Stalinium = 450mm normal Steel

    • @DragLProductions
      @DragLProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      @@thebravegallade731 is Russia, is stalinium, no fysics

    • @yuurichito1439
      @yuurichito1439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Hans Blitzkrieg no more like: ohhh no my tank splits in half

  • @karuskaltugov1992
    @karuskaltugov1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2928

    "the Fury Tiger scene is historically inacurate"
    this scene from T-34: hold my vodka

    • @submarinoflotador4532
      @submarinoflotador4532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @SweexFCC ...
      T-34

    • @ushiki2212
      @ushiki2212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      What do you mean. This is accurate like Lazer.

    • @mrmcmoustache9615
      @mrmcmoustache9615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Gerros Calago
      The entire White Tiger movie: pff amateurs

    • @MrJacobkoh
      @MrJacobkoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The russian had whoever was on that plate on their side.

    • @dec13666
      @dec13666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      3 words:
      *Battle of Kursk*
      You're welcome 😎👍.

  • @CheezeSpartan
    @CheezeSpartan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2257

    Panther: falls in water
    “You will drown in 00:5

    • @panzerofthelake506
      @panzerofthelake506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Oh panther of the lake what is your wisdom
      *Turns on tow hook*

    • @mr.laughington5740
      @mr.laughington5740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      the panther drowns but not the crew xD

    • @panzerboidasixth6892
      @panzerboidasixth6892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@panzerofthelake506
      Those Russian need to stop making T-34s

    • @johnnygnoneeded
      @johnnygnoneeded 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Der Panzer commander vas flattened into schnitzel, ya? /;p Sorry, just couldn't resist that! Enschulegen! Bad commentor, keine schnapps fur mir!

    • @renzjosephremo4143
      @renzjosephremo4143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You know why the crew are injured and bleeding

  • @H3R0_04
    @H3R0_04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1330

    The panther crew when they saw that their shot didnt penetrate the t34 front: "fuck ,it's the pure stalinium driver Hatch"

    • @karlovicinquisition3659
      @karlovicinquisition3659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The drivers hatch is open, they shot the spare track links.

    • @sowpmactavish
      @sowpmactavish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      >stalinium
      my sides

    • @tangmengtit888
      @tangmengtit888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No of course panther cannot pen the armour of T34 but it can pen the T-34

    • @CarvingSandy
      @CarvingSandy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That not panther but king tiger

    • @tangmengtit888
      @tangmengtit888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@CarvingSandy that’s a panther

  • @adonisparts1343
    @adonisparts1343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2748

    Virgin American filmmakers: "It ToOk ThReE sHeRmAnS tO TaKe OuT a TiGeR"
    Chad Russian filmmakers: Dimitri, hold my bias...

    • @TheGreatThicc
      @TheGreatThicc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      That one T-34 that took out three Tiger II's in one firefight: *laughs in Stalinium*

    • @gamingwithd1782
      @gamingwithd1782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@TheGreatThicc well it isnt impossible. Tiger 2 p's are quite vulnerable to T-34-85 tanks.

    • @mariuss7611
      @mariuss7611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      can relate

    • @submarinoflotador4532
      @submarinoflotador4532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gamingwithd1782 /* Nothing *\

    • @Gangkoyt
      @Gangkoyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@submarinoflotador4532 he knows

  • @kungfuviking9876
    @kungfuviking9876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3925

    "Dad how did grandpa Hanz Die"
    "He underestimated The Russian Bias "

    • @britishneko3906
      @britishneko3906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      and he was fighting a Kliment Voroshilov 2

    • @adamdwiandhika3665
      @adamdwiandhika3665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@britishneko3906 1 HE SHEELS AND HES DONE

    • @britishneko3906
      @britishneko3906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@adamdwiandhika3665 yes

    • @turiipipip1920
      @turiipipip1920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If you watched the movie is name is jager

    • @britishneko3906
      @britishneko3906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@turiipipip1920 I do not understand

  • @sel1114
    @sel1114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4952

    I think that this is the document that Gajiin made their resarch while adding the T34.

    • @howcanyoureadthistheresnop9244
      @howcanyoureadthistheresnop9244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Games and Science yes lol

    • @SaltySwede
      @SaltySwede  4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

      *T-34
      The hyphen is important because "T34" is a completely different tank.
      I will always be this petty about it.

    • @Meyr3356
      @Meyr3356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @@SaltySwede **AMERICA BIAS**

    • @CelaLare
      @CelaLare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@SaltySwede yeah since the T34 is big chungus of an american heavy tank

    • @AxiomIndustries
      @AxiomIndustries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sekrit dokuments comrade

  • @luger_Mann
    @luger_Mann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3333

    I've never seen a movie that so accurately depicts how the Russian bias feels in war thunder... what a marvel of cinematography.

    • @raketny_hvost
      @raketny_hvost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      >russian bias
      >Bounces at tiger/panther/pz3/Allah
      >Worst pen at distance
      >Worst armor
      >Worst AAs and attackers
      But at least it fries european asses

    • @YMSD1993
      @YMSD1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Anyone wanna mention how practically every American tank passed tier 3 is impenetrable nar?
      Or does only Russian bias exist in their mind.

    • @billybobjoe7372
      @billybobjoe7372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No cap

    • @YMSD1993
      @YMSD1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@billybobjoe7372 ur mums cap.

    • @steelignis6167
      @steelignis6167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Whenever I play it is always an uphill battle. If it's not shells bouncing of enemy tanks or getting bitchslapped from across the map its the ungodly repair costs that make the game grind

  • @ciel_love
    @ciel_love 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1463

    Tank: T-34-85
    Made of: Stalinium
    Armor thickness: Same as distance between Neptune and Sun
    Gun: (Same as diameter of earth)mm
    Engine: Cheeki Breeki Hardbass
    Commander: Putin
    Gunner: Stalin
    Driver: Ivan
    Loader: Dimitri
    Radio operator: Yuri
    Ammo: RGP-Enhc85 (Rasputin's Grasp; High Explosive Stalinium Tipped Shell)

    • @jason_flash7356
      @jason_flash7356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      the gun is 85 mm, that where it gets its name

    • @ciel_love
      @ciel_love 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@jason_flash7356 r/whoosh

    • @makskapycta4561
      @makskapycta4561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Music: STALKER

    • @ciel_love
      @ciel_love 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@makskapycta4561 ye

    • @jason_flash7356
      @jason_flash7356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ciel_love damn it, you got me

  • @ryanh2686
    @ryanh2686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2938

    If War thunder was a movie

    • @yuurichito1439
      @yuurichito1439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No

    • @BeeWaifu
      @BeeWaifu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@yuurichito1439 Yes

    • @futonschiessverdammnt4798
      @futonschiessverdammnt4798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Even has the impenetrable driver hatch!

    • @MrMASOS
      @MrMASOS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@BeeWaifu shh lordtachanka has spoken, his word is ultimate

    • @yuurichito1439
      @yuurichito1439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MrMASOS *yes*

  • @EDDSWORLDMEGAFAN
    @EDDSWORLDMEGAFAN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    The critic in me hates this scene for its over the top unrealism
    But the boy in me is screaming "YEAAAAHHH TANKS!"

    • @heinzthorvald4675
      @heinzthorvald4675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      X2

    • @GuyInBlackClothes
      @GuyInBlackClothes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yea I'm testing this. I will ram a Panther D with my T-34-85 off a bridge like the movie did.

    • @_lordtachanka_2314
      @_lordtachanka_2314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@GuyInBlackClothes I did that to a German M41 in WT's Tunisia. He killed my gunner,so I rammed him at like 40 kph and launched him off the bridge. Guy was upside down,so all he could do was call me a cheater in chat>all.

    • @evantan7796
      @evantan7796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@_lordtachanka_2314 lmao

    • @bearsgaming6364
      @bearsgaming6364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and the slav in you is drinking codka and squatting and crying tears of joy that this master piece was created

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3321

    This can’t be a T-34.....
    I’d doesn’t have open bottles of cider/vodka in the turret

    • @FreeRangeLemon
      @FreeRangeLemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh hey it's matsimus

    • @pilotman9819
      @pilotman9819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh hi there

    • @loneneotank.5687
      @loneneotank.5687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      this t-34 was blessed by stalin himself and lathered in vodka for extra armour on top of the Blyatium.

    • @arkus6136
      @arkus6136 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed comrade

    • @inhaltslostv3368
      @inhaltslostv3368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      western spy model

  • @bluebubbles-le1rs
    @bluebubbles-le1rs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    imagine cruising in a tank and hearing hardbass in the distance, it'll scare you so bad

    • @justarandomguyonyoutube7978
      @justarandomguyonyoutube7978 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Youll be peeing so hard before you even take him headon

    • @sakib6258
      @sakib6258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      imma just reverse tbh
      you don't frick with hardbass

    • @theacidknight6463
      @theacidknight6463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      imaging being in a tank and soon you hear ANGRY FUCKING ENGINE NOISES
      edit: i was using the 15cm Sig, and the engine was scaring the shit out of my friend

    • @ethang6735
      @ethang6735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      not as scary as hearing the banjos comin from the trees in the US, but close

    • @1stMasterAce
      @1stMasterAce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Brand new T-34/85 Hardbass variant. Comes with extra vodka space and armored external speakers for yoloing to hardbass." Panther commander: "....I'm going home."

  • @AthensStudios
    @AthensStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1427

    All this lacks is the Panther Commander screaming in chat about Russian Bias and how the T-34-85 is a hacker

    • @archdornan8349
      @archdornan8349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And the killfeed

    • @aish_workshop
      @aish_workshop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I Agree

    • @titanmegalit8428
      @titanmegalit8428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      -WIE FICKE ICH ES, ICH STANZE NICHT?! ICH HASSE DIESE SOWJETSCHEN LESUNGEN!
      -Oricum, regele Carol e rahat!
      -Es bueno que no haya entrado en este zarub.
      -そして、なぜ明神を復元したのですか?
      -Premere F per rispettare.

    • @davidecarucci1073
      @davidecarucci1073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@titanmegalit8428 not wanna but the italian part at end is better "premere F per portare rispetto"

    • @titanmegalit8428
      @titanmegalit8428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@davidecarucci1073 Ok, thanks.

  • @alwayscurious3357
    @alwayscurious3357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1535

    Ah Soviet - German matchup at 5.3 to .7

  • @fabiospasiano9885
    @fabiospasiano9885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    “NOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST BOUNCE MY APHECBC ROUND LIKE IT WAS NOTHING!”
    *”CHEEKI BREEKI I V DAMKE!”*

    • @Madviking1978
      @Madviking1978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The t34 fires aphe or aphebc so it has a blistic cap so it flys faster

    • @Madviking1978
      @Madviking1978 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So it would kill the panther d If you made to shot count even if the diver hatch wasent open

    • @bigboi5962
      @bigboi5962 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Madviking1978 the 85MM was incapable of penetrating the front hull of the Panther from any range

    • @MechWarrior894
      @MechWarrior894 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The driver was too busy shitting himself.

    • @NotMe-dg5ts
      @NotMe-dg5ts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      your Armour Piercing, High Explosive Capped Ballistic Capped means nothing to my tanks stalinium armour

  • @Dcook85
    @Dcook85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    I love how the German tank commander is the most slavic looking dude there ever was.

    • @nemesis6680
      @nemesis6680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Are you kidding me. That man looks so German its almost scary

    • @nemesis6680
      @nemesis6680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Tageslicht He has a typical German look. He's tall and thin he has a thin face and so on. He just looks like many people in Germany in his age

    • @evanhughes7609
      @evanhughes7609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Just a sec, let's fetch the Nazi skull calipers and see if he measures up.

    • @NLynchOEcake
      @NLynchOEcake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@evanhughes7609 Aaaah, congratulations! You're a mutant.

    • @generalyido
      @generalyido 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      no that guy looks pretty german

  • @jianng7795
    @jianng7795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    If you're not going for realism in the first place.
    Might as well just throw it all out and replace it with pure, distilled awesomeness.

    • @maxdwyer8761
      @maxdwyer8761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That isn't awesomeness, that's just dumb. Haha let's make the tank swerve and use nauseating camera cutting and angles to make it look like it's doing it faster than it should, while the entire thing still would've resulted in the T-34s destruction anyways, because it would've been really easy to hit regardless. Also, let's put it after a scene where it was vulnerable and relatively stationary for multiple seconds and wasn't shot anyways.

    • @jianng7795
      @jianng7795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@maxdwyer8761 Right, so you get to decide what's cool. Sorry, didn't get the memo.

    • @maxdwyer8761
      @maxdwyer8761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jianng7795 Well, I mean, if you think a tank swerving side to side on a road less than ~12 meters in width and apparently not getting hit is "awesome" and not just dumb, almost to the point of being comedic, feel free. I mean sure, if it's not gonna be realistic, might as well make it look cool, but is a tank just swerving really all that cool? I'm just questioning if that is really what holds up to the descriptor of "pure, distilled awesomeness". You do you, feel free, but a tank literally just swerving left to right doesn't exactly inspire awe or impressiveness, does it? You apparently think so, and that's fine, I'm, just disagreeing. Doesn't mean I think I'm the authority or something.

    • @jianng7795
      @jianng7795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@maxdwyer8761 Glad we're in agreement.

    • @commandergelatoalighieri
      @commandergelatoalighieri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@maxdwyer8761 if it was realistic there would be no movie. So I apreciate the cinematic directory. At least we have some cool tank battles to watch. Even in fury we all know the tiger would have just triversed instead of just moving it's turret but if it did that again no movie. And no a tank swerving isn't that cool but it keeps you on the edge of your seat like it's supposed to. To explain to someone why the movie isn't cool to someone who thinks it's cool is kind of a dick move. Just saying. If you think it sucked that's alright but don't go down here just to tell someone why you think they are wrong. I'm not disagreeing with you and I'm not agreeing with you. The movie had its fair shere of cool stuff. But it also had its fair shere of not so cool stuff. All around it was just meh movie. Anyway I'm leaving it there I'm starting to annoy myself at this point.

  • @-Vantablack
    @-Vantablack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Everyone: in distress trying to avoid shells and on the verge of being killed.
    That one guy: lol guys look at my painting

    • @katpara6864
      @katpara6864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It isnt a plate

    • @Virsteinn
      @Virsteinn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Painting, but whatever. Pretty sure he was in the machine-gunner's position, so he didn't have much to really do without a machine-gun.

    • @-Vantablack
      @-Vantablack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Upon further inspection, it is a painting. Thanks for the correction

    • @Virsteinn
      @Virsteinn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yee

    • @generalstrike7187
      @generalstrike7187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Was he not hoping for the protection of Our Lady?

  • @BenedictF79B
    @BenedictF79B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Panther:"we didn't penetrate their armour!"
    Me:"lel"

    • @bubbab9321
      @bubbab9321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      fk,i can hear this sound

    • @arandomperson7713
      @arandomperson7713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      (the tank was angling and got hit in like the most armored spot possible (track links))

    • @jafeteliabgonzalezrivas9786
      @jafeteliabgonzalezrivas9786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "we've just ding'd them"

    • @alfarizqijustin9881
      @alfarizqijustin9881 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "well we're dead c'mon gunther and hans lets surrender and get shot" - some random german tank commander

  • @panzerkampfwagenvitigeraus344
    @panzerkampfwagenvitigeraus344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    1:26 "The track's been damaged! We can't move!"
    *Hold F to start repair*

    • @tangmengtit888
      @tangmengtit888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tank cannot move during repair:
      Enemy tank causes fire
      No FPE

    • @LordOfChaos.x
      @LordOfChaos.x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wot : instant repair with repair kit

    • @markipoo2648
      @markipoo2648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@LordOfChaos.x "Our Tracks been hi-"
      "Track repaired. Move on!"

    • @dapperfield595
      @dapperfield595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@markipoo2648 *ONE OF OUR TRACKS IS DAMAGED WE'RE IMMOBILIZED*

    • @euniceamemberoftheevergive7029
      @euniceamemberoftheevergive7029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tank Driver: We don't need repairs where we're going *Steps on the gas*

  • @syariffadilah2949
    @syariffadilah2949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    *EVERY*
    *WAR*
    *THUNDER*
    *MATCH*

    • @carl9022
      @carl9022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      But never when I’m in the t-34. Everyone has functional netherite driver hatches except me.

    • @mr.ooptoot4674
      @mr.ooptoot4674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@carl9022 same

    • @royalbirb2090
      @royalbirb2090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah except im the one that always gets clapped by a panther sitting allllll the way across the map

    • @JakeTheTankmaster
      @JakeTheTankmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@carl9022
      I dont trust that driver hatch one bit. If for whatever reason I would go up against some T-34 in say 7.7 with my Maus, I still wouldnt shoot the driver hatch even if it was the only part sticking out

    • @carl9022
      @carl9022 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      JakeTheTankmaster yup. I did that once. I was at a high elevation firing down onto one, the angle was almost 90, it bounced. T-34 is superior to t-34.

  • @USNVA11
    @USNVA11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    This film makes Fury look like a historical masterpiece.

    • @creppercito20yt
      @creppercito20yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ja

    • @creppercito20yt
      @creppercito20yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well in this the germans stiped befire shoting

    • @giovanniscarano2027
      @giovanniscarano2027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The tiger loader in fury had a stroke mid battle f in the chat for him

    • @salemb9961
      @salemb9961 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@giovanniscarano2027 so is his commander and the gunner lmao

    • @Space_Man909
      @Space_Man909 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're actually comparing this to fury lol
      I'm pretty sure on that scene where it didn't pen the front hull of the T-34 was not impossible, since it might have hit either the machine Gunner's port or the driver's hatch, which are angled and are about 75mm in thickness, the driver's hatch is absolutely invincible my dude.

  • @jeffgifford3789
    @jeffgifford3789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Me only having one shell in my T 34-85
    me and my boys: “plays this music”

    • @jeffgifford3789
      @jeffgifford3789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me and the boys vs a tier Vll Panther tank with a tier Vl T34-85

  • @emytmurray778
    @emytmurray778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    Looks like we found out what Boris’ grandpa was doing in the war.

  • @Zozolio_Zoe
    @Zozolio_Zoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    Stalinium can bounce everything even at 90 degree

    • @mykur7497
      @mykur7497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      War thunder in a nutshell

    • @RodrigoSilva-ue4er
      @RodrigoSilva-ue4er 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mykur7497 T44 intensifies*

    • @mykur7497
      @mykur7497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@RodrigoSilva-ue4er I'M GETTING PTSD, HANS GET ZE PANZER FAUST AND CALL IN ZE PANTHERS

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mykur7497 sorry to say, but it aint gonna be enough. i got swarmed by one of the first T-34's in the russian tectree while driving my Tiger 2 P and i bounced all my shells wich was 40 in total. i got fucked by RNG.
      in other words, *i fought the ruski and they won, i fought the ruski and they spun.*

    • @mykur7497
      @mykur7497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zerrierslizer1 GOT I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS

  • @arm4nduk3
    @arm4nduk3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I like the respect between both of the crews, they know that this is over

  • @caralho5237
    @caralho5237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    gotta love how the german is revving his tank at the start like its a NFS race

    • @pudie8952
      @pudie8952 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He went too hard on the throttle and over revved, which is why he lost.

  • @andsoiderparound9909
    @andsoiderparound9909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2899

    Watching this film in a historical context makes it a terrible film. Watching this film like if it was a russian version of kelly’s heroes or war thunder/world of tanks the movie makes it better.

    • @yuurichito1439
      @yuurichito1439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yes it really is bad

    • @MarvinT0606
      @MarvinT0606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Mate, it's Tank Porn. You throw historical accuracy out the window and enjoy violating the laws of physics, like the Geneva Convention

    • @CommonCanc
      @CommonCanc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @bigbenhoward white tiger was pretty good, it had tiger raping the russian tank divison.

    • @the8bitclicker_193
      @the8bitclicker_193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@CommonCanc really? An auto-loading tank killing a horde of t-34s? Honestly this movie was better than Fury

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@the8bitclicker_193 the effects are worse

  • @VengineerGER
    @VengineerGER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    Now that is realism if I have ever seen any.

  • @theixi
    @theixi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    192 mm pen Pzgr.39 shell - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    45mm T-34 Stalinium plate - Hold my beer

  • @i8yourDog
    @i8yourDog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    "Dad how did grandpa Hanz die?''
    ''Wargaming was on Russias side...again''

    • @user-oq7sk3qf3n
      @user-oq7sk3qf3n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ded

    • @limpyu_600
      @limpyu_600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This time, we are talking about Gaijin XD

    • @thedearleadersdoctor5814
      @thedearleadersdoctor5814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not gon lie I got mad gaijin bias for all the shit they do it’s better than wot

    • @FrenchBiscuit0284
      @FrenchBiscuit0284 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ofc yes because they're Russian

    • @i8yourDog
      @i8yourDog 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @NepoleonBunaparde games dont have to be realistic to be fun. I'll always take gameplay over realism. I did play war thunder, though with alot of suffering and pain

  • @bromine_35
    @bromine_35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    >Hits hull with a shell overpowered for the task
    *It seems we missed*

    • @arandomperson7713
      @arandomperson7713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it hit the track links lol (and the tank was also angling)

    • @t-90wantsyoursoul43
      @t-90wantsyoursoul43 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@arandomperson7713 the tank didnt angle in the scene at even if it did it still wouldve went straight into the crew

    • @surkhabsingh5856
      @surkhabsingh5856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@t-90wantsyoursoul43 You forgot to take the Stalinium bias into account lmao

    • @t-90wantsyoursoul43
      @t-90wantsyoursoul43 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@surkhabsingh5856 ah our mistake for forgetting to calculate the stalinium enhanced armor that has given the t-34 the ability to bounce all incoming shells

    • @surkhabsingh5856
      @surkhabsingh5856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@t-90wantsyoursoul43 haha your username too lmao XD

  • @MrAetgf
    @MrAetgf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    With that soundtrack i can finally take this movie way more serious.

  • @freilldk5674
    @freilldk5674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This is what the real Tanks Crew feel. There's always random moment where your tank completely stand still and aiming perfectly, yet the shell being a bitch and miss or flew far from the aiming point.

  • @ohjak2103
    @ohjak2103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:56 as a t-34 user in war thunder I can say I have taken 5 shots or more from different tanks and still survived... GLORIOUS STALINIUM!

  • @hunterfalkenberg2837
    @hunterfalkenberg2837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4570

    Worst historical tank movie, best Russian bias movie

    • @alexandru.g8746
      @alexandru.g8746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      World of tanks/War thunder the movie

    • @RafeMcCawley393
      @RafeMcCawley393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      @@alexandru.g8746 in war thunder at least if you destroy the tracks it stays in the place and doesnt start drifting

    • @intellectualbaguette7507
      @intellectualbaguette7507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@RafeMcCawley393 it did look cool tho right? I think that its a bit unrealistic but its more epic and tense then if it would be 100% real

    • @duongngole4785
      @duongngole4785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      *after only Fury

    • @CatsAreAmazing8187
      @CatsAreAmazing8187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Intelectual Baguette no lmao it doesn’t look cool nor awesome

  • @gwiazdapioun2127
    @gwiazdapioun2127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    I used to joke that "T-34" is basically "World of Tanks: The Movie", but now that I saw the actual CGI from the movie, wow, that is not actually a joke, they did run this using WoT engine.

    • @ThatOneKate
      @ThatOneKate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      more like warthunder the movie but ok

    • @du_nut_tuch_me4230
      @du_nut_tuch_me4230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      WoT CGI and WT Russian Bias

    • @Virsteinn
      @Virsteinn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@du_nut_tuch_me4230 WoT has Ruskie bias too, are you high?

    • @kacperwandas5069
      @kacperwandas5069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      t34 in wot is not biased my guy
      you were saying about war thunder
      wot has a lot less bias that the RuSsIaN GaMe about tanks XD

    • @Virsteinn
      @Virsteinn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kacperwandas5069 I now direct my question of whether one is high to you. Where the fuck exactly do you think Belarus is in regards to the Soviet Union?

  • @__ManMilk
    @__ManMilk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I love how at the end we see faded text saying
    “Why must Germans always suffer!?” And a guy yelling that out faintly. Great edit
    Edit: just realized the Germans gave up trying to pen the hull of a t34 with the gun of a panther and decided to shoot the tracks lmao

  • @eyes8731
    @eyes8731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This is the most historically accurate video on TH-cam.

  • @overlordvera4014
    @overlordvera4014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    :Germans on a bridge doing german things:
    0:11 "IZZZZZZ BORIS!"

    • @blyatarmingroiss2129
      @blyatarmingroiss2129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      T 34 sees schwerer gustav in backround Ohh blyaaaatt. Germans ohhh jaaaaa

    • @Inazio1311
      @Inazio1311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Finaly a man of culture

    • @IS-2_1944
      @IS-2_1944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was fun comrades. It hurt though

    • @Average-Friday-Enjoyer
      @Average-Friday-Enjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A yes a man of culture aswell

    • @innocentboi561
      @innocentboi561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oppa!

  • @dnt_alert5806
    @dnt_alert5806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    0:37 “crew knocked out”

    • @Pblo-ne8fn
      @Pblo-ne8fn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "wounded chariot leader"

    • @user-oq7sk3qf3n
      @user-oq7sk3qf3n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      just use the medkit he will be able to do his job again 😁

    • @Pblo-ne8fn
      @Pblo-ne8fn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      75 seconds of charging

    • @transmissiongone
      @transmissiongone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If some one was there on the captain place....
      Then his head shall go boom

    • @jafeteliabgonzalezrivas9786
      @jafeteliabgonzalezrivas9786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@transmissiongone there where someone just look again in .50

  • @koltleo
    @koltleo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I think this is the video gaijin first saw on the t34 and decided that this is the most realistic way.

  • @whatisausername99
    @whatisausername99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When there are only two tanks left in the match:

  • @kgb6311
    @kgb6311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Nobody:
    When boris plays war thunder:

    • @Madviking1978
      @Madviking1978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      5.3 br 85 blyat round fucks everything

    • @giovanniscarano2027
      @giovanniscarano2027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It fucks angled tigers to bcs of caped ballistic shell

  • @pershingpower9397
    @pershingpower9397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Need for Speed: Poland Drift

  • @bt-7justclowning
    @bt-7justclowning 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Despite how historically inaccurate it is it’s still a good movie

    • @arandomperson7713
      @arandomperson7713 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      where?

    • @LordOfChaos.x
      @LordOfChaos.x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@arandomperson7713 if it was real life
      The first shell it hit the front plate would have been also the last one

    • @arandomperson7713
      @arandomperson7713 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LordOfChaos.x well i do admit that this movie is a bit innacurate, not because that shell shouldn't have bounced but that the "elite" panther commander should have aimed for anywhere in the turret. if you look "carefully", you can notice that the tank is angled, the armor is angled and that the shell hit in the most armored area possible (+track links act as extra armor)

    • @Appletank8
      @Appletank8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@arandomperson7713
      You might get like, an extra 10mm on top of angled, but still only 45 mm plate. The Panther can penetrate like 150mm at that range. No amount of tracks is gonna save you.

    • @arandomperson7713
      @arandomperson7713 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Appletank8 well yes, but actually no

  • @redsoldier568
    @redsoldier568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    For everyone who is saying this scene is unreal,this isn't
    This is when a hacker joins the game

    • @itsalmostfun8567
      @itsalmostfun8567 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I WOULD CONSIDER RUSSIAN BIAS AND panther have effective pen of 190mm how did it not got thru no this is warthunder bug not WOT HP system

    • @redsoldier568
      @redsoldier568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@itsalmostfun8567 Or a hacker joined the game

  • @Kuba_K
    @Kuba_K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Instructions unclear couldnt locate that panther weakspot during my war thunder game, I think it was buffed

    • @Kuba_K
      @Kuba_K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Also my t34 stopped after losing track I feel cheated

    • @jefflei215
      @jefflei215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Instructions unclear the viewport turned into a black hole and absorbed my shot

    • @reign_of_stuka8991
      @reign_of_stuka8991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      German secret blackhole technology xd

    • @tiaandreyer9341
      @tiaandreyer9341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nep Nep tbh the Russians and the Germans have secret black hole technology for their viewports.

    • @reign_of_stuka8991
      @reign_of_stuka8991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh yeah forgot about the Russian ones lol

  • @gian.4388
    @gian.4388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2080

    VFX was great, but jesus that scene was even more cringe than the Tiger scene from Fury lmaO

    • @SaltySwede
      @SaltySwede  4 ปีที่แล้ว +543

      Is it stupid and over the top? Yes.
      Do I love it _because_ of that? Absolutely.

    • @gian.4388
      @gian.4388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@SaltySwede I mean, yeah, besides wasn't it done by Wargaming?

    • @SaltySwede
      @SaltySwede  4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@gian.4388 Idk.

    • @gian.4388
      @gian.4388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@SaltySwede Cause the vfx look really similar to those of Wargaming videos, wouldn't be surprised if they did the 3D animations

    • @SaltySwede
      @SaltySwede  4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@gian.4388 Or they used the same software that Wargaming has.

  • @thetubeboi6991
    @thetubeboi6991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Someone commented on the CHEEKI BREEKI hardbass anthem that “there is a rumour that Germany lost cuz T-34s played this into battle” and I replied to him with a link to this

  • @adamrules01
    @adamrules01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This isnt really a accurate representation of a tank battle, its more similar to everyday driving in an ex soviet country, operating ancient cars and falling down into potholes.

    • @rdx1419
      @rdx1419 ปีที่แล้ว

      Especially the beginning of this movie

  • @EssenceNormal
    @EssenceNormal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    girls on the last day of the school: no I have to leave all my friends and i will miss everyone
    Me with bully in the hallway:

  • @peaceandprosperity7894
    @peaceandprosperity7894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    0:56 These men are reaching levels of luck only known to little siblings.

    • @tugalord
      @tugalord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats just Russian Bias my friend

    • @jeek3452
      @jeek3452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      400 inch Stalinium at work

    • @EmbeddedWithin
      @EmbeddedWithin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeek3452 no 1 mm of stalmanium

  • @MistahFox
    @MistahFox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Seriously though, T-34 is a masterpiece of tank movies. My friend and I watched it -pirated- *completely legally* when it didn't have subtitles, and honestly it was better that way. The story was more interesting without knowing what the characters were saying and honestly you're not watching for the story anyway. The CGI was fantastic and the realism of everything in the tank battles (and there are a lot of them) was superb. Sure it's not realistic that everything happened, but the way everything is presented is believable and the CGI sells it. The best thing though is the physical cost the tank battles incur on the crew, even if they aren't penetrated or shot they get cut up and bruised by the tank itself. If you're a tank buff this is a must watch!

    • @Space_Man909
      @Space_Man909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, I agree. Although wehraboos are getting angry about it because the panther could not pen the T-34's front hull, but it most probably hit either the machine Gunner's port or the driver's hatch, which are 75mm in thickness and is angled, nothing can pen that.

    • @antimatter4733
      @antimatter4733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This has gotta be one of the most stupid scenes of tank combat I've ever seen, t34 crew had the power of God and anime on their side and the Germans were all from an asylum. You'd think with all this propaganda the Russians didn't lose multiple times more people and tanks than the Germans

    • @MistahFox
      @MistahFox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@antimatter4733 Did you actually watch the movie?

    • @antimatter4733
      @antimatter4733 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MistahFox I've seen enough

    • @MistahFox
      @MistahFox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@antimatter4733 Ok cool. I didn't know you could judge the rest of the movie and it's impact on pop culture as well as the intent behind it's creation from a meme edit.
      I love it when people speak like an authority on things they know absolutely nothing about, and try to convince others at the same time.
      Every debate, every discussion, every observation and conversation has to be poisoned by people like you who judge while knowing nothing at all about the discussion they plague.
      Stop worrying about things you don't understand. Don't worry, people don't think German tanks are bad because of one movie, they know German tanks are bad because of history.

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:25 we have reached 99% bullshit

    • @jodr4035
      @jodr4035 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Still leagues above girls und panzers.

  • @AimlessSavant
    @AimlessSavant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Everyone be Lebensraum until the CHEEKI BREEKI t-34 arrives.

  • @alessandrodelpezzo
    @alessandrodelpezzo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Blyat, Sekrit Dokumints leaked again, call NKVD!

  • @__ManMilk
    @__ManMilk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Let’s be honest
    This isn’t your first time here

  • @Bruhsound4.0
    @Bruhsound4.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:09 Hey ron! hey billy... billy, why do you have a gun... BILLY!

  • @keksisthebetrayed8494
    @keksisthebetrayed8494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Unrealistic: panther didn't break down every other second

    • @kadenvolan3557
      @kadenvolan3557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It’s on a road, they only had trouble with going up the Russian hills.

    • @apollo8155
      @apollo8155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kaden Volan r/whoooosh

    • @rocco2246
      @rocco2246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@apollo8155 stfu

    • @apollo8155
      @apollo8155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheRocco's 7u7 i did a few weeks ago

    • @formalbusinessonion7265
      @formalbusinessonion7265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Spam Spam r/IHaveReddit

  • @Spaceman404.
    @Spaceman404. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Matrix 4: Tank Edition.

  • @thatkarldude
    @thatkarldude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Salute to our comrade Apartje, who created the Cheeki Breeki. He might be gone but he and his creation will not be forgotten.

  • @imperialguardsman5726
    @imperialguardsman5726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Soviet tankists to the german tankists when they get pushed off the bridge because they shot the t34s tracks: congratulations,you played yourself.

  • @maidboy5782
    @maidboy5782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    1:41 so this is what the enemy tank crew feels when I ram them with SU-85M

    • @user_imyarek
      @user_imyarek 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, relatable. Especially the ricochet at point blank range.

  • @meesdoetregie
    @meesdoetregie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    My brain: watch it
    Me: why
    My brain: just do it

  • @p7outdoors297
    @p7outdoors297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This goes to show just how much music matters

  • @feraltrafficcone4483
    @feraltrafficcone4483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Remember kids, the driver’s hatch of the T-34 actually has a million millimeters worth of protection, it’s just super thin and light

    • @theimperfectgod7140
      @theimperfectgod7140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's as dense as w.o.t players
      🗿 I know that because i was one

  • @grenograno4370
    @grenograno4370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Dude that 0:56 shot should've completely deleted everything that ever existed inside of the T-34

    • @Kuba_K
      @Kuba_K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I like how even if that bullet bounced it would go right into driver hatch

    • @TamamoF0X
      @TamamoF0X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Plot armour my friend.
      Just like in fury how the Sherman Firefly was saved 2-3 times with plot armour.
      I'd be much happier with the ending with the firefly being absolutely decimated by that hidden anti-tank gun in the first 15 minutes of the movie.

    • @colinscherer7212
      @colinscherer7212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@TamamoF0X it wasn't a Firefly, it was a 76. I think they called the specific variant the "Easy Eight" type

    • @TamamoF0X
      @TamamoF0X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@colinscherer7212 my mistake, I get those 2 mixed up.

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i mean if they hit the sloped side of the turret or had the hull more angled then it would have been fine (if somewhat lucky)

  • @KommandantGSR
    @KommandantGSR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    americans when making movies: safety-
    germans when making movies: *can't really make war related movies*
    russians when making movies: yo we gonna sacrafice your ears for a bit- lol

    • @generalstrike7187
      @generalstrike7187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Germans made Das Boot, widely regarded as one of the best war films ever made.

    • @dirankomorov
      @dirankomorov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@generalstrike7187 and Russians made Come and See, also regarded as a great war movie

    • @generalstrike7187
      @generalstrike7187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dirankomorov Sounds good - I wasn't really sticking up for Germany as a nation so much as pointing out this idea that something in their 'national character' prevents them from making war movies is jingoistic nonsense. Sure, when Germans make war movies there are certain considerations...but those can contribute to making better war movies than the sentimental, chest-thumping rubbish churned out most of the time.

    • @thespeeddemon7832
      @thespeeddemon7832 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      they made Der Stern Von Afrika its as old as 1960s ig, was about elbe 14 if ukwim

    • @zahgurim7838
      @zahgurim7838 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The dislike button Ja, we did.

  • @Firebird1938
    @Firebird1938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    perfection i watch it almost everyday

  • @the_micooler
    @the_micooler 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks a bunch! I just stayed up all night before a test to watch T-34. I do not regret it.

  • @JORGE_BRASILEIRO
    @JORGE_BRASILEIRO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:56 **STALINIUM WINS**

  • @nekomakhea9440
    @nekomakhea9440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    0:35 Am I the only one raging that the direct hit penetration to T-34's cupola would have been a guaranteed one-shot crew kill in War Thunder?

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i have shot T-34s with panthers in their cupolas and not one shouted them.

    • @robinvermot4946
      @robinvermot4946 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @bigbenhoward i think that in real life, if a shell went trough the cupola, all crew would be at least totally stunned

    • @abercrombieblovs2042
      @abercrombieblovs2042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Panther Ausf. D could have *maybe* loaded APCR, which, since it has no explosive filler, would not have detonated and only made some shrapnel fly around the inside of the tank.
      And, no, I'm most certainly raging too.

    • @wylandnares8642
      @wylandnares8642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah. Its like it used AP solid shot. Actually there would have been dpalling from that, so not AP but HEAT.

    • @seemslegit6203
      @seemslegit6203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Panthers used APHE, so depending on the fuze, the round should have penetrated and detonated inside the turret killing everyone in the tank

  • @evantan7796
    @evantan7796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ever since this video I started listening to Cheeki Breeki for studying.
    Now it is *our* A1

  • @ryderzukowski4868
    @ryderzukowski4868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the stuff I watch when I drink monster and punch dry wall

  • @alfonsoguerra2951
    @alfonsoguerra2951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I feel like this is the kind of film that a world of tanks player would consider realistic

    • @NoahWW05
      @NoahWW05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ha I play WoT and trust me I deem it worse than Fury when it comes to historical accuracy

    • @szynszylku1447
      @szynszylku1447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @teletubbykiller54 average wt player have butthurt cuz they can't understand that wot isin't simulator cuz they are idiots,
      PS object 268 v4 was popular like 6 months ago you normie

    • @jonas-savimbi3765
      @jonas-savimbi3765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can I just enjoy both games

    • @user-bu4yq9px5y
      @user-bu4yq9px5y 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wdym? This is a documentry 100% real and accurate to history.

    • @Veilron_
      @Veilron_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@szynszylku1447 It was actually popular 1 year ago

  • @getgoodgetserious7699
    @getgoodgetserious7699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    When Realistic players plays Arcade in WT

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its not like the gameplay changes that much

    • @comyboi8313
      @comyboi8313 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i can relate

    • @jaxx9971
      @jaxx9971 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah pretty much

  • @xx_insert_cool_username_he6876
    @xx_insert_cool_username_he6876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Girls: he's probably cheating on me
    Me and the bois:

  • @bored-z2397
    @bored-z2397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    T-34 has no stabilizer*
    Gunner on this film: *I AM THE STABILIZER*

  • @sovietboy9939
    @sovietboy9939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Anyone see
    "Why must germany always suffer?!" ?

    • @natospysanchez8938
      @natospysanchez8938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sovietboy 2006 Trần Quốc Thuận yea me too comrade

    • @britishneko3906
      @britishneko3906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Germany suffers like their transmission

    • @sovietboy9939
      @sovietboy9939 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@britishneko3906 true lol

    • @cc55thegodofbread69
      @cc55thegodofbread69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      STuGs and Leopard 2A6 are the only 2 examples of German Bias

    • @BSKPlays
      @BSKPlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You Go to Gulag

  • @ceoofsocialanxiety6658
    @ceoofsocialanxiety6658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    German driver: gets killed
    Also german driver: PUT IT INTO YEET
    Also can we appreciate for a moment how incompetent the german gunner is?

    • @thedarkestnight9600
      @thedarkestnight9600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He was following the commanders orders. Not to mention the over the top plot armor of this movie. The shell that hit the tank head on would have killed most of the crew

    • @ceoofsocialanxiety6658
      @ceoofsocialanxiety6658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thedarkestnight9600 I'm not complaining. My pride as a german is just a tiny little bit hurt

    • @abercrombieblovs2042
      @abercrombieblovs2042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also, consider that he was trying to align the turret using hand cranks, not by just moving a computer mouse a little bit. Aaaand also probably hyped up on adrenaline. Aaaand also trying to coordinate with his crew and commander.
      So, it was a *teensy* bit more difficult than you might think.
      If War Thunder is any example, then that Panther D must have had to be firing either high-explosive or smoke shells at that T-34.
      Maybe at a kilometer or more, if it hit the side armor at a weird angle, then it would bounce.
      But not at frickin' point-blank range!

    • @abercrombieblovs2042
      @abercrombieblovs2042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh, also... I think that there was some part of the video that was cut.
      Unless the T-34 kept pushing, there would have been no way that Panther could have gone over the edge. Only about 3 feet of one of its tracks were over, nowhere near close enough to its center of balance to tip it.

    • @Virsteinn
      @Virsteinn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@abercrombieblovs2042 For the handshake that wasn't shown, Ivushkin stepped on the Panther in order to shake Jäger's hand. This made the Panther oscillate towards the T-34 and away from the edge of the bridge, thereby creating potential energy sufficient to drop the Panther into the river. Jäger initially tried to pull Ivushkin down with him in that handshake, but realized that he was physically too weak at that point to maintain that kind of grip, and so let go of his own volition. By that point, he had destabilized the Panther's already precarious position enough to send it over the bridge, with him in it.

  • @Maximka45
    @Maximka45 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This makes this scene look better, thank you

  • @Oxak-dv2tq
    @Oxak-dv2tq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the best thing i ever seen!

  • @MrBailey218
    @MrBailey218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Herp derp Fury is dae wurst tunk movy b Cuz uf tyjer seeeen!"
    Meanwhile we have this little gem of a film with this scene and more of a T34 far exceeding even _generous_ expectations for its time.

    • @0lionheart
      @0lionheart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rumour is, if you say "Tiger" into a mirror three times, a Wehraboo will appear and sob about how Fury didn't end at the ambush scene with the entire cast being killed by Superior German Ubermensch(TM)

    • @bigmac3373
      @bigmac3373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@0lionheart *intense thonk*

  • @Ilikebeatzzz
    @Ilikebeatzzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Why must Germany always suffer !?"
    I can relate to that.

  • @DayLateGamerWill
    @DayLateGamerWill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This clip got me to watch *T-34*
    Was pleasantly surprised how much I enjoyed it

  • @3p1ks
    @3p1ks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:57 "Ricochet, no penetration"

  • @Predator20357
    @Predator20357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I remember renting this for our brothers during a sleep over at college. It started off with a bear fighting Kahn’s, I know I made a right decision

    • @altusdefconalt3468
      @altusdefconalt3468 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What movie is it?

    • @rdx1419
      @rdx1419 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro this movie starts off with some crazy guy trying to outrun a tank in a fucking Soviet truck towing Babushka’s home cooking wdym

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rdx1419 Trailers before the actual movie starts

  • @enzomessina2858
    @enzomessina2858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This reminds me of one time I was playing War Thunder. I was casually roaming around in my T-34 when all of a fucking sudden...
    *_A FUCKING TIGER COMES OUT OF NOWHERE._* This man shot me at least 10 times. No damage to me whatsoever. Of course, we were both exchanging bounces until somehow, someway, I managed to penetrate its armor and knock out its crew. I took no damage. Then everything went fine for the rest of the match...
    *_UNTIL ANOTHER FUCKING TIGER SHOWED UP._* Long story short, after another like 3 minutes, I somehow killed it.
    #PureStalinium

    • @Static-EN-
      @Static-EN- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A lot of new players want to rush the tiger in the tech tree, thus having little to no experience fighting 5+ BR tanks
      but yeah, still. Stalinium.

    • @hitmanx200
      @hitmanx200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol ok that player must've really sucked seeing as a tiger can pen a t-34 anywhere

    • @katpara6864
      @katpara6864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And everyone clapped

  • @skywxlk_er
    @skywxlk_er 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Me explaining how I lost against a Russian BIAS in the Panther:

  • @ilyaszaim6494
    @ilyaszaim6494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun fact:the guy holding the picture actually said cheeki breeki

  • @Shadow-px2tx
    @Shadow-px2tx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Her: He is thinking about other girls
    He:

  • @Drache191200
    @Drache191200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:52 Hehe, i like that subtle "Why must germany always suffer!?"

    • @evantan7796
      @evantan7796 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have eyes of an eagle. I didn’t see it until you mentioned it

    • @Drache191200
      @Drache191200 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@evantan7796 No problem ^^

  • @AZDesertExplorer
    @AZDesertExplorer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don’t know what this is, but it’s the best thing in a long time.

  • @thelivingcat0210
    @thelivingcat0210 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This fits so well it’s great

  • @beast0339
    @beast0339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    this sums up both World of Tanks and War Thunder's battles perfectly whenever there are Russian tanks involved

  • @ferencs.harmat7049
    @ferencs.harmat7049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Lol that shell from the panther should have gone straight through

    • @comyboi8313
      @comyboi8313 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      in war thunder it would

    • @threadworm437
      @threadworm437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@comyboi8313 in real life it would

  • @TheDa6781
    @TheDa6781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This T-34's armour puts vibranium to shame.

  • @mintedleaf
    @mintedleaf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Everybody gangsta until the panther round bounce off the T34-85 tracks