Passing out in theme parks is not fun. I was standing in line for the Shrek ride at Universal Studios Orlando when I completely passed out. The people around me immediately turned into either terrified civilians or impromptu nurses, no in between. Medical staff came and placed me in a wheel chair, and I had to do the wheel of shame to the medical center. I must admit that the mini hospital hidden in Universal Studios is pretty cool tho. The day gets completely ruined after that, so I feel bad for Michael cause I've been there. Poor dude.
I am enjoying the new lighting or whatever the lighting turned out to be for this off topic, or maybe the camera, but there's something pleasing about it.
Narofox1 it's because he thought he was going back to when he was 8... it makes sense if you went back with all the knowledge you'd do shit different and be rich... instead what they meant was you woke up in an 8 year old body with today's knowledge and today's world
Narofox1 I would... it would be like having the book from back to the future and bet on shit or even in school know what to do and not to do i would've been a badass in school
Lots of added respect for Michael and his philosophy on pets. I work at a shelter, and this mentality NEEDS to be more common. Animals are not toys or props to be bought on a whim.
I love that they're talking about Let's Play Live Tampa. I went, had the best night of my entire life, and screamed so loudly that I bruised my vocal cords and couldn't talk for 2 days after. It was seriously so so amazing.
"The AH Crew sit down to talk about their favorite moments from the Let’s Play Live Tour, airline problems, *animal stories*, and more on this week's Off Topic!" *ANIMAL STORIES* *GEOFF + ANIMAL STORIES = THE BEST THING EVER*
I love how Ryan can automatically know when something is not funny or entertaining and will do everything in his power to change the subject from a bunch of h-list celebrities brag about sharing birthdays with real celebrities. That said love you guys.
I lost my shit when Geoff, Jeremy, and Michael were all passionately yelling (loudly agreeing amongst themselves) about the difference between this Thursday and next Thursday and it just kept cutting to Jack. Hahahahaha
I made this same comment, pretty much, and the Jack fanboys rolled in to rip my asshole apart. Glad I'm not the only one that thinks the dude looks ridiculous. I don't hate Jack but he is dressed like a teenager and it's not cool.
Still, why the fuck do you care? Jack dresses however the fuck he wants to, and youre gonna complain about it? Its just fucking retarded. Im not gonna tell you to get a plastic surgery cause you have an ugly mug, so why even start complaning how some dude on the internet dresses?
it's kind of like with my good friends i love em i'll always love em but when they walk up to me wearin some DUMB SHIT imma call em out and make fun of it that's just what friends do
Thank you Jeremy for mouthing spoilers, I muted when they started talking about the walking dead. I know it was over when the flowers came out and the tablet went up. Thank you good sir.
In that Delta mess the flight attendant definitely acted unprofessionaly and failed to deescalate the situation. *Having said that*, the guy was in the wrong, tickets are bound to the person, and the moment the older kid didnt show up the ticked was forfeited, and someone in the stand-by list was assigned to it. Would have been great if the flight attendant had explained this to him, because he didnt seem to understand the problem.
yes and with the break away collars be ready to replace those suckers my late cat, my icon, would go through those things like twice a month at his worst , one 3 months at his best
Okay. Here's the thing. About collaring pets. Dogs I don't know shit about. Cats...cats get into weird places, and the collars can get stuck, and basically choke them to death. Now, they do have collars that are meant to snap if that happens, but those fall off constantly, and there's always a chance it won't work the way it's supposed to. Super inconvenient if you find a lost cat, I get it, but there are some legitimate concerns.
m10rober2011 Yes, you should definitely do that. Like Michael was saying, not everyone carries a chip reader, but if your pet gets picked up by a caring enough stranger it'll help a lot.
PANNDA___ I think I've seen one movie this year and it was finally Guardians of the Galaxy and that was because I had a heart procedure done and couldn't fucking hardly move lol
Ashley allin It also depends on the film. There are very classic and modern films out there that are amazing, but if all films bore you, maybe it's just your attention span possibly.
ConstrictorEliProjex Contrary to a popular belief, films are not for everybody. I have a similar thing as Ashley allin, I find films too time consuming. Even this podcast I had to watch in pieces cause devoting more than 2 hour for just watching is a waste of time. And in my case it's not an attention span problem, I can do someting without distraction for a long time, it's just watching stuff gets boring very quickly. It's not that uncommon. For me, tv shows and youtube are a solution.
I agree with you on most of the animal talk. I would like to state though, that some dogs are serious Houdini's. You would not believe the amount of work and money my sister spent to keep her dog from escaping. It could jump fences and open the front door as well. It would not come back to us as we were trying to chase it down and call for it too. We would stand in the yard when taking it out to potty and it gave no fucks about supervision. He would jump the fence and take off through the creek/small river that backs up to the house .She had to replace all her fencing and line the bottom of the fence with concrete to keep him from digging. He was tagged and chipped thankfully.
I agree with Michael on the next thing, except when there's a weekend in the way. If it's Wednesday and you're talking about Monday, it's not crazy to call it next Monday because it's part of the next week. It all just depends on which idea of a week you use. There's the Michael mindset where a week is a fluid thing, the week is always seven days starting from which day it is now, or the set week which goes Sunday-Saturday. But for the most part I personally agree with Michael
My mother did that with the days of the week and it drove me and my sisters insane. Hey mom when are we going to get together and go out and have dinner? "Next Friday", which she means the nearest coming Friday within the week we're in.
Ryan's question at 1:59:15 made me think. What if it is Friday night and you ask about "next week"? are you talking about the weekdays that come 3 days from now or do you have to skip 7 days first?
everyone here talking about jacks fashion but can we point out how fucking hilarious Michael's story about Bush garden's was and how funny those shifty pics were
Bhahaha Notherners in Florida! Congrats on surviving Heat Stroke Micheal, glad someone looked after you. Also, Tampa is fairly dry, but I grew up a mile from the swamp (Everglades) in Boca Raton.
Hey guys! I work at Bush Gardens and I was operating Montu from the control panel when you guys got on! I said hi Achievementhunter over the intercom but you guys didn't here me :(
For a couple years i lived in the middle of a national forest with 2 dogs in Colorado. We didn't have a fence but we were miles away from neighbors and we just let out dogs outside and they would come back 10 minutes later after shitting. I was never really okay with doing it but my parents kept doing it. One time, both dogs didnt come back for 30 minutes so we call them and they dont come. I search the road/neighborhood and i find them in a neighbors yard barking at neighbors dogs. They could have been shot! This other time i was sleeping and my mom was the only other one home and she let them out and got busy with dishes and she woke me up because the dogs were gone for another 45 minutes and i search the whole entire neighborhood which is at least 10 miles long with many back roads and filled with forests. I finally give up after searching for almost an hour, and when i was going back home i see this Animal Control truck driving down the road and i stop them and i ask if they seen our dogs and they had them in the back. Both dogs were peppersprayed after scaring an old couple. We have them and they are healthy but just a lesson to learn, TAKE CARE OF YOUR GODDAMN ANIMALS.
someone please help. so I go back and forth between the audio version on Google play and here. both streams are the same length but why the hell do they not line up??? the conversation at time 2h something on here is what's playing 1.5 hours in on the audio version.
I share a birthday, birth city, and birth state with Chester B. Ironically, I was a huge fan of him and the band before I even know his birthday Finding out made me a bigger fan
The dog story made me have an anxiety attack from when I saw my dog run out from our back yard as I was pulling up the street in my car, and it's running down the road wondering where the fuck it is. If I didn't get there at that moment, she would have been run over for sure. And my old dog was a miniature poodle, so it was only about 1.5 ft tall. Barely lower than a regular front bumper.
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So glad Geoff's back and not dead, the fucking freak.
he was born dead
I love seeing Geoff so filled with life! :-)
It's amazing what they can do with CGI these days
Passing out in theme parks is not fun. I was standing in line for the Shrek ride at Universal Studios Orlando when I completely passed out. The people around me immediately turned into either terrified civilians or impromptu nurses, no in between. Medical staff came and placed me in a wheel chair, and I had to do the wheel of shame to the medical center. I must admit that the mini hospital hidden in Universal Studios is pretty cool tho. The day gets completely ruined after that, so I feel bad for Michael cause I've been there. Poor dude.
Amelia Earhart DNF'd 😂😂
I am enjoying the new lighting or whatever the lighting turned out to be for this off topic, or maybe the camera, but there's something pleasing about it.
"Rick and Carl are the only 2 safe characters".
PWAAHAHAHHAHA, that's funny.
Great timing for morning coffee :)
Tingting ASMR Wait you watch AH too? That's awesome!
I'm a huge fan of both of your guys' content, so this is pretty cool to me
In Memoriam of Sean Poole (2008-2016)
Sam is Dead he's doing da big loop in the sky now...
OH MY GOOOOD
Jeremy's logic
1: Be 8 again
2: ????
3: Profit
Narofox1 it's because he thought he was going back to when he was 8... it makes sense if you went back with all the knowledge you'd do shit different and be rich... instead what they meant was you woke up in an 8 year old body with today's knowledge and today's world
Narofox1 I would... it would be like having the book from back to the future and bet on shit or even in school know what to do and not to do i would've been a badass in school
I'm a fan of Jack's fashion. Hell yeah, Jack.
Michael to geoff: you dont seem like a dad
Me: neither do you, but Iris would prove me wrong
Lots of added respect for Michael and his philosophy on pets. I work at a shelter, and this mentality NEEDS to be more common. Animals are not toys or props to be bought on a whim.
As I ask myself if Off topic doesn't come out on Sunday, I see this in the subscriptions. Perfect!
I like when Jack wears snap backs. It's nice to see him express a personality through his appearance beyond company t shirts.
I love that they're talking about Let's Play Live Tampa. I went, had the best night of my entire life, and screamed so loudly that I bruised my vocal cords and couldn't talk for 2 days after. It was seriously so so amazing.
Michael Jones description of a business man that hates everything describes my dad perfectly lol
"The AH Crew sit down to talk about their favorite moments from the Let’s Play Live Tour, airline problems, *animal stories*, and more on this week's Off Topic!"
*ANIMAL STORIES*
*GEOFF + ANIMAL STORIES = THE BEST THING EVER*
Im guessing you have heard of the storys of Geoff Vs Animals
Yes, and I was sorely dissapointed in this episode.
WHAT ARE WE DOING GEOFF?!
Playing Beaver Warrior in Defense mode. :P
KUNAI WIT CHAIN!
Kunai Wit Chain WHAT IS GAME NIGHT
I love how Ryan can automatically know when something is not funny or entertaining and will do everything in his power to change the subject from a bunch of h-list celebrities brag about sharing birthdays with real celebrities. That said love you guys.
Nah. It's funnier watching Ryan descend into madness because the others know if they keep it up, that will happen.
I find that Ryan, like Gavin, is very sharp for having a good sense of what's gonna go over well with viewers.
Django Cribbs yup
Ryan is the least funny person on this podcast.
@@zgillet sod off
I lost my shit when Geoff, Jeremy, and Michael were all passionately yelling (loudly agreeing amongst themselves) about the difference between this Thursday and next Thursday and it just kept cutting to Jack. Hahahahaha
Michaels impression of Aslan from the chronicles of narnia and just his rendition of that movie in general had me dying.
Jack is hella fresh in this vid. Somebody went to wardrobe bitches!
Geoff is so entertaining
and old and drunk
TheSlaughterGod *and hot*
and *drunk*
and *so entertaining*
Did anyone mention that he's also hot and entertaining?
Jack looks like the dude from unbox therapy.
Matt T Actually though.
Matt T ive never laughed harder at a comment
Matt T hahaha he does
geoff talking about beer is like a historian talking about history
I see Geoff in the thumbnail, and I click the thumbnail.
I guess 2017 is the year of "More Geoff" thanks to his "sabbatical"
i think jack stole 20 year old me's wardrobe
lmao you're not wrong
I made this same comment, pretty much, and the Jack fanboys rolled in to rip my asshole apart. Glad I'm not the only one that thinks the dude looks ridiculous. I don't hate Jack but he is dressed like a teenager and it's not cool.
@JordanB Why the fuck do you care? How can you even be bothered by how someone else dresses?
Still, why the fuck do you care? Jack dresses however the fuck he wants to, and youre gonna complain about it? Its just fucking retarded. Im not gonna tell you to get a plastic surgery cause you have an ugly mug, so why even start complaning how some dude on the internet dresses?
it's kind of like with my good friends
i love em
i'll always love em
but when they walk up to me wearin some DUMB SHIT
imma call em out and make fun of it
that's just what friends do
Bloody hell. The look in Geoff's eyes at "THIS weekend."
Thank you Jeremy for mouthing spoilers, I muted when they started talking about the walking dead. I know it was over when the flowers came out and the tablet went up. Thank you good sir.
The guy Michael is talking about at 1:05:00 ish who swapped seats is the everyday hero that this world needs.
Geoff saying that Macklemore is the birkenstocks of rap is the single funniest thing I have ever heard.
In that Delta mess the flight attendant definitely acted unprofessionaly and failed to deescalate the situation.
*Having said that*, the guy was in the wrong, tickets are bound to the person, and the moment the older kid didnt show up the ticked was forfeited, and someone in the stand-by list was assigned to it.
Would have been great if the flight attendant had explained this to him, because he didnt seem to understand the problem.
"Well we don't know if she did well or not"
"well she DNF'd so..."
I fucking died
"I'd have to go through a very specific series of events to get my kids back." Gotta love how that's Ryan's main concern if he got sent back in time.
holy shit, I share the same birthday as James buckley
Not only does Geoff look extremely happy and cheerful more than usual; He also seems high as a kite.
yes and with the break away collars be ready to replace those suckers
my late cat, my icon, would go through those things like twice a month at his worst , one 3 months at his best
Off Topic: The Path To Jeremy's Alcoholism. XD
Flooding in Ontario/Quebec Canada right now! Its pretty crazy to see this river ( ottawa river) is so high! D:
I just rewatched this and hearing jack say that rick and Carl were the only safe ones makes me so sad
Michael's waggling ears are so adorable
Geoff looks like jean Reno look it up
Been saying this for years, so glad someone else sees it!
Jake Williams he looks like Unbox therapy
Apparently I share my birthday with fucking Keemstar.
ye ye ! DJ Keemstar ftw !!!
Justice all mighty fucking
RiseofOwnage You must have a really annoying birthday.
The name says "Off Topic", but prepare for another episode of the best Travel Podcast out there.
Geoff was really loving those flowers, surprising really.
Michael is just such a great person.
Okay. Here's the thing. About collaring pets. Dogs I don't know shit about. Cats...cats get into weird places, and the collars can get stuck, and basically choke them to death. Now, they do have collars that are meant to snap if that happens, but those fall off constantly, and there's always a chance it won't work the way it's supposed to. Super inconvenient if you find a lost cat, I get it, but there are some legitimate concerns.
Yep, they addressed this later on.
Ariel so, at the very least, chip the cat
m10rober2011 Yes, you should definitely do that. Like Michael was saying, not everyone carries a chip reader, but if your pet gets picked up by a caring enough stranger it'll help a lot.
I agree with Michael and Geoff on the "next Thursday" conversation
I live near Tampa.
will confirm that that Saturday was probably the 3rd hottest day I've ever experienced
geoff geoff geoff geoff jeff geoff geoff geoff geoff go geoff geoff!
Why is there no Goeff?
Never expected AH to mention Dulce Maria. My worlds colliding, even if for a brief second.
"The collar is too uncomfortable" It's just like a watch or a hat or jewelry, if you wear it everyday, you get used to it.
I love vanilla Ice Crème. Narnia is really good, I read the whole chronicles.
I just had a realization... I'm Jeremey when it comes to movies. I don't watch them because I get bored and just stop.
Me too. It annoys the hell out of my friend she'll start to say dod you watch this I say no and she's just like o right you don't watch movies lol
PANNDA___ I think I've seen one movie this year and it was finally Guardians of the Galaxy and that was because I had a heart procedure done and couldn't fucking hardly move lol
Ashley allin It also depends on the film. There are very classic and modern films out there that are amazing, but if all films bore you, maybe it's just your attention span possibly.
I don't watch them because I'm already either watching youtube or playing HOTS/Paladins.
ConstrictorEliProjex Contrary to a popular belief, films are not for everybody. I have a similar thing as Ashley allin, I find films too time consuming. Even this podcast I had to watch in pieces cause devoting more than 2 hour for just watching is a waste of time. And in my case it's not an attention span problem, I can do someting without distraction for a long time, it's just watching stuff gets boring very quickly. It's not that uncommon. For me, tv shows and youtube are a solution.
Man, I'm glad they got Unbox Theory on Off Topic!
I agree with you on most of the animal talk. I would like to state though, that some dogs are serious Houdini's. You would not believe the amount of work and money my sister spent to keep her dog from escaping. It could jump fences and open the front door as well. It would not come back to us as we were trying to chase it down and call for it too. We would stand in the yard when taking it out to potty and it gave no fucks about supervision. He would jump the fence and take off through the creek/small river that backs up to the house .She had to replace all her fencing and line the bottom of the fence with concrete to keep him from digging. He was tagged and chipped thankfully.
I like alive Geoff. This is nice.
Lovin' all these airplane stories
And here I am using next and this interchangeably, when talking about the coming days.
Joel Wilkinson is amazing. Glad Jeremy gave him a shoutout. (Watch him on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown)
Lets Play Live with the regular Achievement hunter crew Ft/ Dan and James Buckley, I'd pay for that!
snoop dogg and i share a birthday, i tweet him every year to see if he wants to smoke a birthday joint with me.. he never responds...
Br3w Monster hahahahaha
Br3w Monster I share my birthday with the suicide of Adolph hitler :/
Kade W_16 Alleged suicide.
I share a birthday with Noodlerella and Lady Gaga.
I share a birthday with Ryan.
thank you off topic for reminding me that mothers day is in 3 days, and also getting me $30 off a gift i wouldn't have been able to afford otherwise
holy shit yes the pet collars talk! the ONLY reason my indoor cats dont have collars is that they get themselves out of breakaway collars all the time
I see jack is still going through his midlife crisis
Lay off the guy, he's had a hard life living with his parents
That's too accurate
loooooo
When you load up a video and this is the top comment
Mid life? he's definitely more than half way through his life hahah
I agree with Michael on the next thing, except when there's a weekend in the way. If it's Wednesday and you're talking about Monday, it's not crazy to call it next Monday because it's part of the next week. It all just depends on which idea of a week you use. There's the Michael mindset where a week is a fluid thing, the week is always seven days starting from which day it is now, or the set week which goes Sunday-Saturday. But for the most part I personally agree with Michael
this is where the "next" and "This" argument started
My mother did that with the days of the week and it drove me and my sisters insane. Hey mom when are we going to get together and go out and have dinner? "Next Friday", which she means the nearest coming Friday within the week we're in.
watch michael's ears around 17:35 when hes talking, they move so much
"I got the burkenstocks of rap". thanks for that one Geoff👌
Ryan's question at 1:59:15 made me think. What if it is Friday night and you ask about "next week"? are you talking about the weekdays that come 3 days from now or do you have to skip 7 days first?
everyone here talking about jacks fashion but can we point out how fucking hilarious Michael's story about Bush garden's was and how funny those shifty pics were
1:51:16 literally my reaction anytime Jeremy starts telling a %1000 true story.
Bhahaha Notherners in Florida! Congrats on surviving Heat Stroke Micheal, glad someone looked after you. Also, Tampa is fairly dry, but I grew up a mile from the swamp (Everglades) in Boca Raton.
On the birthday conversation at the beginning, I share a birthday with James Willems! (And apparently Billy Dee Williams)
You guys should do more heists cause those are hilarious
My god Dan looks like cinnamontoastken with that beard XD
Hey guys! I work at Bush Gardens and I was operating Montu from the control panel when you guys got on! I said hi Achievementhunter over the intercom but you guys didn't here me :(
as far ricks death goes, Robert has confirmed that the series will out live Rick
I am jealous of First member that got to see those "episodes" with Larry... I hope they release them to the public someday :(
That's crazy I just looked up my birthday and I share mine with Matt Hullum
same birthday as micheal! fav. achievement hunter. NICE.
i literally go through the the same thing Micheal did haven't every heard anyone have the same situation
For a couple years i lived in the middle of a national forest with 2 dogs in Colorado. We didn't have a fence but we were miles away from neighbors and we just let out dogs outside and they would come back 10 minutes later after shitting. I was never really okay with doing it but my parents kept doing it. One time, both dogs didnt come back for 30 minutes so we call them and they dont come. I search the road/neighborhood and i find them in a neighbors yard barking at neighbors dogs. They could have been shot! This other time i was sleeping and my mom was the only other one home and she let them out and got busy with dishes and she woke me up because the dogs were gone for another 45 minutes and i search the whole entire neighborhood which is at least 10 miles long with many back roads and filled with forests. I finally give up after searching for almost an hour, and when i was going back home i see this Animal Control truck driving down the road and i stop them and i ask if they seen our dogs and they had them in the back. Both dogs were peppersprayed after scaring an old couple. We have them and they are healthy but just a lesson to learn, TAKE CARE OF YOUR GODDAMN ANIMALS.
someone please help. so I go back and forth between the audio version on Google play and here. both streams are the same length but why the hell do they not line up??? the conversation at time 2h something on here is what's playing 1.5 hours in on the audio version.
Paused to see who I share a birthday with just to find out it's Geoff. Blessed.
I share a birthday, birth city, and birth state with Chester B.
Ironically, I was a huge fan of him and the band before I even know his birthday
Finding out made me a bigger fan
I like how Jeremey is saying spoilers lol
i have the same birthday with Bruce Lee,Jimi Hendrix, Bill Nye, the guy who played Steve Urkel,James Avery(A.K.A Uncle Phil)
The dog story made me have an anxiety attack from when I saw my dog run out from our back yard as I was pulling up the street in my car, and it's running down the road wondering where the fuck it is. If I didn't get there at that moment, she would have been run over for sure. And my old dog was a miniature poodle, so it was only about 1.5 ft tall. Barely lower than a regular front bumper.
It's so nice hearing them talk about Tampa and our weather that's controlled by Satan
18:39
Jack's side view looks like Lou from Unbox Therapy.
jack doesn't look bad. he rocks a leather jacket pretty well.
breaking ur leg in 7d2d is the worst. i wish the splint would restore ur movement speed and not only decrease healing time
We do not know the top speed of a Peregrine Falcon. The fastest we know of is 200 MPH.
Micheal, I'm with you...THIS Thursday!
I share my birthday with Ryan Gosling, Anne Hathaway, Russel Westbrook, and Charles Manson 😅
So glad I share a birthday with Ryan.
Thanks for reinforcing the fact that I have to put flowers on my mother's grave...
I like jacks jacket it's pretty cool