I imagined the Doomguy singing that with Frank Sinatra's voice and some goofy jazz playing on the background while he stylishly swings amongst the textures.
I need to know how you jumped the first part of the outside trying for uac on ultra and its killing me I can do the second half glitch but I need that first part
Doomslayer can phase through walls, fly across the map and use telekinesis to grab assault rifles from a distance..... but he still cant skip Vega's annoying dialogue. Vega is the true boss of this game
So in this version of events a naked, dimensionally unstable Doom Slayer rockets across Mars, forcing a panicked Olivia to detonate an Argent accumulator because overloading the tower would be too slow. Then shortly after the game ends and Samuel walks away the refinery turbines go critical, as the Balgar Cyberdemon freely roams Titan's Realm.
Cyberdemon: aeons being sealed in hell, finally meeting his nemesis Doomguy: jump over cyberdemon to vault a locked gate. Cyberdemon: Am I a joke to you?
My headcanon: there’s a support group meeting for game bad guys like Wreck-It-Ralph, exclusively for games which are popular for speedrunning. The Cyberdemon and Bokoblins from BOTW are close due to both being used as launchpads
@@thatsalrightwithmeman7867 well if they consider the axe guy from the new game to be his nemesis then this must be at least Friday. Because you know hes saturday.
honbee if a man just straight up walked on thin air outside my window while interacting with objects in my office WHILE HE’S OUTSIDE, i think i would question my entire reality. No doubt that’s what Samuel did
Those Runes on his hands you can see at 1:00 are really fuckin' interesting. Specifically, it's interesting they'd model a minute detail like that when it's literally impossible to see during normal gameplay.
"Demon Invasion? Oh yeah, that... Don't worry about it, the janitor just jumped through the ceiling and flew into hell to clear it, took him life half an hour"
the doom speed run is everything you’d imagine a speed run is when you first learn about it. “well if you could just skip to the end of the level you’d complete it instantly.” exactly.
Ew Bethesda. Id Software develops this game. Bethesda is only the publisher. If Bethesda developed this game it would be super glitchy and clunky just like Elder Scrolls and Fallout.
Speed runner: *Goes out of bounds* Developer: You got a lot of nerve for breaking my game Speed runner: You got a lot of nerve for coding collision out here
Seeing the beginning, I actually thought he was going to be nude the entire game lol Also guys, it ain't cheating if it's in the normal, dev-less copy of the game. If the glitches ever get patched, THEN you can say it's invalid.
demons: [hanging out doing demon things] Demons:... what's that noise? Demons: [as the sound of bfg division gets louder, they realize its coming from above] Demons: [look up to see the *DOOMSLAYER,* buck naked, flying across the martian sky at mach 5, disappear over the other horizon as fast as he appeared.] Demon: WHAT THE- -----> *to be continued*
I don't know anything about this game, but as a speedrun lover, this is pure art. The extreme precision involved in the run is astounding ! Congratulation, the execution was near perfection
Imagine you are Samuel Hayden. Having just awakened the legendary Doom Slayer, you quickly understand why the denizens of Hell fear him so. In less than ten minutes he has leaped across dimensions like an angry tree-frog, and you simply must see this legendary figure in person. You request he meet you in your office, and wait patiently. A naked man wielding heavy ion ordinance rockets past your office window, not giving you so much as a passing glance as he passes through the facility wall with blazing intensity in his eyes. You are so incredibly bewildered that you barely register him doing it again.
Bethesda bugs are stuff you'd encounter in normal gameplay, stuff that happens to the average person while playing. Like say the Giant space program in Skyrim. No average player is going to hump a wall while mashing the pistol charge shot rapidly.
“See I’ve watched you work, come to understand your motivation, you think the only way is to cut through the walls and you maybe right but we can’t just phase through it all”
![[WORLD RECORD] Half-Life 1 NO DEATHS/NO SAVES Speedrun in 27:21](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/uZEl3c4qJdM/mqdefault.jpg)
*Man l i t e r a l l y too angry to put on clothes*
Clothe woude slow him like imagen how heavy that armor must be
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@@lilvampire7439 not anymore
@@dancingenginier5707 It's an exosuit, it carries its own weight
GO BACK YOUVE RUNINED IT IT WAS PERFECT GO BAAACK
The fact the animations all still work with Doomguy's unarmored hands is really cool to me.
Ye
@King GhidorahX You mean a different skin of that model?
Yeah, imagine naked doomguy fighting with demons...
devs predicted this run :0
@@theotherperson9928 lore wise that's literally how he beat the icon of sin, at least to my knowledge.
Olivia: We have to contain this...
Doomguy: CONTAIN THIS BAYBEEEEEE *phases through walls*
Oh hell no
I read that in dunky’s voice
Dunk
I read this in Austin powers voice
I imagined the Doomguy singing that with Frank Sinatra's voice and some goofy jazz playing on the background while he stylishly swings amongst the textures.
man I forgot how ridiculously clean your movement was
spliced movement :>
@@seekerTV HERE, POLICE - THIS COMMENT RIGHT HERE
UmI’m kk
I need to know how you jumped the first part of the outside trying for uac on ultra and its killing me I can do the second half glitch but I need that first part
@@jerethgryphon4244 If you have any questions, join the discord. We'd gladly help you there. discord.gg/dtDa9VZ
Doomslayer can phase through walls, fly across the map and use telekinesis to grab assault rifles from a distance..... but he still cant skip Vega's annoying dialogue.
Vega is the true boss of this game
Ben York he can walk through walls disappear and fly, he’s much more unique than any other guy.
That's why he had to kill him.
Don’t forget he can also do slight time jumps
lol
Vega is a total bro, and I will not have you disrespect him like this.
He did not get backed up by the Slayer for nothing
1:38 Speedrunners be like:
"Hmm interesting pixel"
*yeets across entire universe*
@@sirsneakybeaky more like finding game codes glitch and use it for speedrunning without destroying the game files
I spat my milk
How does that skip work anyway?
666 LIKES DONT LIKE IT EVER
Sir Sneaky Beaky by having an understanding of the game
So in this version of events a naked, dimensionally unstable Doom Slayer rockets across Mars, forcing a panicked Olivia to detonate an Argent accumulator because overloading the tower would be too slow.
Then shortly after the game ends and Samuel walks away the refinery turbines go critical, as the Balgar Cyberdemon freely roams Titan's Realm.
The Cyberdemon died of a seizure
No wonder they fear the Doomslayer...
666 likes, nice
Doom: Chaos Edition
Wait so the story was different when you played? Was my story all wrong!
Cyberdemon: aeons being sealed in hell, finally meeting his nemesis
Doomguy: jump over cyberdemon to vault a locked gate.
Cyberdemon: Am I a joke to you?
XD XD XD
Nemesis? To the Slayer that was only Tuesday
Doomguy: No, you were a stepping stool.
My headcanon: there’s a support group meeting for game bad guys like Wreck-It-Ralph, exclusively for games which are popular for speedrunning. The Cyberdemon and Bokoblins from BOTW are close due to both being used as launchpads
@@thatsalrightwithmeman7867 well if they consider the axe guy from the new game to be his nemesis then this must be at least Friday. Because you know hes saturday.
"its time we meet in person"
hayden proceeds to see the doom slayer steal his shit through the wall and yeet himself to the next facility
*YEEET*
honbee if a man just straight up walked on thin air outside my window while interacting with objects in my office WHILE HE’S OUTSIDE, i think i would question my entire reality.
No doubt that’s what Samuel did
Lmao
its why he decided to yeet doom slyer back to hell
Almost immediately sees the alarm for the BFG being stolen pop up
Those Runes on his hands you can see at 1:00 are really fuckin' interesting. Specifically, it's interesting they'd model a minute detail like that when it's literally impossible to see during normal gameplay.
They just knew ahead of time someone would see them. 😆
a n i m e
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Reminds me of Dishonored
simon profile pic, good taste
You see it in the intro cinematic, which Seeker skipped. But even then, you barely see it. Just goes to show how awesome these devs are.
Steam: *2 hour refund policy*
Me:
Why the fuck would you refund DOOM
@@MegariskyYT Exactly what i was thinking
Money.
@Notrisky
Clearly so he can afford to get Doom Eternal. Duh.
@@MegariskyYT finish the game, refund 60$ boy = finished the game for *FREE*
"Come one Morty, to Hell and back, in and out, 20 minute adventure!"
Cant give reddit gold but 🥇
Just niceeeee❤️✌️
@King GhidorahX okay?
@@kidyomu89 redditors must perish
@@jasonjean5333 Everyone must perish. Death is inevitable. Lmao, but seriously I don't see why people dislike Redditors.
imagine what the demons see, just doomguy with his dong swinging
lol
No one change the likes in this comment
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Please don’t try to imagine this, you won’t be able to stop laughing
With balls the size of wrecking balls
when mom tells you you are only allowed to play for 30 minutes
Sauerbraten Kiddie lol she walks in to u beating the game after 30 minutes and ask how
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
@@bane2988 ah filthy frank reference
SanicDaHagHag 101 me too! used to be so fun
Sauerbraten
"Demon Invasion? Oh yeah, that... Don't worry about it, the janitor just jumped through the ceiling and flew into hell to clear it, took him life half an hour"
thegreentaxi like not life
Doomguy mopping up the entrails of the most recent demon invasion he had to clean up: *sigh* just another day on the job...
@@jimbo4333 half life
Anindita Paul wait you might be on to something what is the speed run for half life
@@jimbo4333 your not you're
6:23
He literally completes the entire level in a single jump
One jump man
Spettro Valente lmao
Happens a lot
On this week's episode of "Naked and Enraged"...
I'm the idiot who tells you that I am your 100th like!!
Best comment
God this is fucking underrated
I dunno why they’re hyping up this “new” dash ability in Doom Eternal. Clearly Doom (2016) had it already 5:04
When i saw that my eyes opened
Fuimos estafados
YEET
b r o
Wtf
Took me twenty minutes to find the blue key card, and heres this guy just phasing through the door.
archologyzero on what level?
😂😂😂😂😂
LOL same
Demons: yo what was that
Player: *moving and jumping through things at the speed of light*
Demons: must be the wind
@Noble Phantazm lol nah I don't mind to bath in the blood of my enemies and tbh I'm older than you think
"The only flesh and blood to walk between dimensions." Well... he ain't wrong.
HAHAHAHAHA YESSS
the doom speed run is everything you’d imagine a speed run is when you first learn about it. “well if you could just skip to the end of the level you’d complete it instantly.” exactly.
I like the fact how you just leave without the praetor suit
Then after meeting VEGA you just suddenly have it
Bethesda: You can't just progress in the game without killing all the demons!
Seeker TV: *_Observe._*
Bethesda: Wait.. that's illegal.
Any game developer: you cant progress through the game without doing _____, its mandatory!
Speedrunners: *O B S E R V E*
Ew Bethesda.
Id Software develops this game.
Bethesda is only the publisher.
If Bethesda developed this game it would be super glitchy and clunky just like Elder Scrolls and Fallout.
Lol i wanna make a game where it's extremely hard to do this kinda stuff and challenge speed runners
Bethesda is the publisher
UAC Soldier: "use the light poles to mark our path"
Doomslayer: "i dont think i will"
He makes his own path of perpetual torment
I wonder what Doom Eternal speedruns will be like. Fantastic job!
Bloody brilliant is what
can’t wait for clockner to tear that game to pieces
Probably 1 hour because that shit LOONG
Byte me is gonna shred that shit
@Frax that, and according to Hugo Martin. The game will take up to 20 hours to complete
Speed runner: *Goes out of bounds*
Developer: You got a lot of nerve for breaking my game
Speed runner: You got a lot of nerve for coding collision out here
Hahahahahajaj
You see everybody's always gotten it wrong the suit doesn't give him power it limits his power. Without it he can transcend dimensions. 😆
If it's supposed to limit his power, it's not doing a very good job of it.
Dr. Dumbass doom guy: you made me use 4 percent of my power prepare to be erased demon
hehe xd
The joke would be funnier without the emoji
Samuel: "Lets meet each other, in my office."
Doomslayer: *phases pass the office*
Hi
Hi (2)
Hi (3)
Hi (4)
Hi (5)
>you will never yeet yourself across the surface of Mars as the naked Doomslayer
Feels bad man
11:05
Samuel: "If you can get to the nearest terminal-"
Doomslayer: *"ALREADY AM"*
I saw two of your comments in a row lol
@@user-kp8wn1iw8o ye man
nutty
Star??
Dude spent more time in the load screens than the actual game.
You can see doomguy's face at 24:08 on 3 frames.
Where
@@nameless2619 Slow the video to 0.25 playback speed and you see the original doomguy sprite face on the screen.
Such attention dude!
dude! same here I thought I was tripping balls when I saw that
@@AngelloProduct tripping from the good kind 😂
No argent filters were harmed in this run.
No demons were harmed in this run.
A few were@@norb3695
Doom guy
Demons: he can’t get any worse
Doom guy flies
Demons why the f$$k would I say that
hahaha made me laugh
"He flies now?" "He flies now!"
“The only flesh and blood to walk between dimensions” yeah sounds about right
Changing the display to say "world record is 22:01 by me" at 26:17 is an absolute powermove
I'm amazed at the fact that he can just clip out of the map and still have plenty of collision to walk on
Im curious about that as well.
it looks like walls and ceilings have 2 sided collision
I suppose it's probably easier to create more complex maps with ledges and whatnot when you just have all surfaces have two sided collision
I never noticed that Doomguy had those symbols on his hands until now. That's a really cool detail.
Seeing the beginning, I actually thought he was going to be nude the entire game lol
Also guys, it ain't cheating if it's in the normal, dev-less copy of the game. If the glitches ever get patched, THEN you can say it's invalid.
"So we're going to make this dope campaign with epic music and all so-"
DID SOMEONE SAY SPEEDRUN
0:18 "We have to contain this"
0:26 SCP *redacted* breached containment.
“This just in flying naked man exterminates all demons”
You know he means business when he starts defying the laws of reality.
Who needs reality anyways
Speedrunners are such strange creatures.
demons: [hanging out doing demon things]
Demons:... what's that noise?
Demons: [as the sound of bfg division gets louder, they realize its coming from above]
Demons: [look up to see the *DOOMSLAYER,* buck naked, flying across the martian sky at mach 5, disappear over the other horizon as fast as he appeared.]
Demon: WHAT THE-
-----> *to be continued*
i want a gdq commentary for this cause what the hell is going on
th-cam.com/video/ALUkiInHuZU/w-d-xo.html
Local man literally too angry to stay in the map
Btw would trying another language help with Vega’s dialogue? Or wouldn’t it matter? Just curious
Nope
@Tristen Matkowski i ,as a german, can say that the german voicelines are shorter sometimes
Spanish version is shit. It sounds just like a regular guy
@@lalilulelo93 arriba españa carajo
Me: *blinks*
You: halfway across map
Me:
When you have to stop the invasion of hell, but be back in time for lunch
Samuel Hayden: This is going to be a long journey for you.
Doom Slayer: Hold my BFG and watch this...
Welcome to Doom, where the physics are made up and walls don't matter.
gave me a chuckle
I don't know anything about this game, but as a speedrun lover, this is pure art. The extreme precision involved in the run is astounding ! Congratulation, the execution was near perfection
ty dude
Honestly expected him to start shooting the hologram at the beginning lol
Samuel Hayden: "Our security systems cannot be overridden"
Doom Slayer: "Sounds like a you problem, I'm gonna continue on with my day, bye"
Olivia: We have to contain this
Naked doom guy: *clips into wall and into the map* lmao try me
Mom: We're leaving in 25 minutes!!
Me: Enough time to play Doom
Me: I hope I can see what he did in the puzzle I'm stuck on
Doomguy: *Phases through the entire level*
Me: Well shi-
You need to watch the 100% Speedrun, then. Any% is just "how fast can I break this game?"
15:06
*wallslayer*
Alternatively:
*copioussavingandquitingslayer*
The amount of time it must have taken to remember all the bugs and loop holes and where to go and shoot...I applaud you
How are you managing these jumps with the pistol?
Also I hope they keep that BFG exploit in forever
I just played Doom 2016.
The first time I fired the Gauss gun, my brain told me " that is Speedrun material"
I wasn't mistaken. XD
After just beating doom 2016 for the first time, this just looks fucking insane to me. Well done
Hands down one of the best speedruns I've ever seen. Good on you mate!
Doomguy much rage & naked. Next stage. He goes out with clothes by magic. LOL.
Through sheer anger over the fact that demons still have blood In their bodies, Doomguy willed the suit into existence
@@tatersmcmashtermind7064 He made the suit out of the iron in the blood of demons
I literally blinked once and missed the entire first mission.
V.E.G.A: these are the most top secret schematics of the whole building on the planet. Use it well
Doom guy:
7:29
"Aight, bro. I'm 'bout to head out."
Put it at 2x speed lol
Satan: We still have time to kill this guy
Doom Slayer on Radio: Who?
After 10 mins
Satan: Is he dead yet?
Doom Slayer Face to Face: Who?
Satan: ....
Somehow, it makes MORE sense for Doom Slayer to wake up like this and just not even bother wih armor.
this man just violently pelvic thrusted his way through physics and hell
amazing
"Doomslayer has left the facility"
"You grow your suit faster when anticipating to kill demons"
DOOMGUY: 1:47
"Rip and Tear until it is done!"
Doom Marine: "yeah whatever man I got shit to do"
Neat, I never knew doomguy had a pentagram brand on his hand until now.
When someone says “Let me just beat this game real quick!” This is what they mean.
"Doomguy suit? .......................where we're going we don't need................Doomguy suit." *TELEPORTS AND BEATS LEVEL in 10 seconds*
it seems the theoretical perfect execution could only shave a couple of seconds at most
great job you've done here
Oh hey, we made this really cool Cyber Demon boss fight!
Speedrunner: Leap frogs over the Cyber Demon
i love how the start is just an angry naked man intently staring at a martian rock and then just yeeting into oblivion at mach 1
Doomguy was sealed for a reason
Imagine being so angry that you defy all human physical capabilities
Speed runners blow my mind. This was hilarious and amazing. Well executed.
*Doomguy passing through all levels in 20 minutes
Samuel Hayden after seen all that: You've won - it's over.
Bravo! Incredible speedrun, this man is literally to angry to play the game properly.
How to finish a game without playing a game
Samuel: It's time for us to meet in person.
Doomguy: HAHA nope *Phases through a wall*
my favorite parts are when he actually has to clear rooms and there’s no way around it
masterofpastakai then you dont like this video lmao
6:22 Awesome Jump!
Its me MARIOSLAYER XD
Imagine you are Samuel Hayden.
Having just awakened the legendary Doom Slayer, you quickly understand why the denizens of Hell fear him so. In less than ten minutes he has leaped across dimensions like an angry tree-frog, and you simply must see this legendary figure in person. You request he meet you in your office, and wait patiently.
A naked man wielding heavy ion ordinance rockets past your office window, not giving you so much as a passing glance as he passes through the facility wall with blazing intensity in his eyes.
You are so incredibly bewildered that you barely register him doing it again.
Mom: "We have to leave in 30 minutes."
Seeker:"K."
Everyone: You can't play Doom too much!
seeker TV: Hold my beer!
When you gonna try this
"All entrances non operational"
Speedrunners: *I'll make my own then*
Jesus Christ man that was by far one of the best speed runs I’ve seen in a LONG TIME!
Take a shot ever time he does an out of boundary!
you ded before minute five
e n g r i s h
@@lemex27gamesnshit r/wooosh
traker465 456 i didnt miss the joke bud, i just said the grammar is a bit.. interesting. Do you even know what woooosh means
@@lemex27gamesnshit I was just talking like that as a joke dude. And yes I know what woosh means I was just trying to be funny
2016: Bethesda release DOOM one of the best game of all time
2018: Bethesda release Fallout 76 the worst game of all time
2020: Bethesda releases DOOM: Eternal...
They’re not really the developers. It’s ID who deserve the credit.
@Neil Dickman yeah that sounds like Bethesda
think about it speed runners literally just constantly run into random parts of walls/ do random shit and hope something happens lol
Cyberdemon: "I will rip you to pieces"
Doom slayer: *jumps over him*
Cyberdemon: ...
When I saw that first clip out of bounds I was surprised then I remembered “oh right Bethesda”
Bethesda bugs are stuff you'd encounter in normal gameplay, stuff that happens to the average person while playing. Like say the Giant space program in Skyrim. No average player is going to hump a wall while mashing the pistol charge shot rapidly.
Wertz McSchmertz You’d be surprised by the people that hump every wall in the original DOOM games to find a secret.
And you forgot Bethesda is the game's publisher, not developer.
“See I’ve watched you work, come to understand your motivation, you think the only way is to cut through the walls and you maybe right but we can’t just phase through it all”