The combination of Doki cleaning crime scene while talking about the most unhinged topic, with loud classical music playing in the background is the most surreal thing ever. In other words, great stream!
STREAM TAGS HERE!! (1/2) 01:45 Hello everybody! Doki just made it back. She also received a new gamersupps cup yesterday. By the way, do you know Doki is a Gamer Supps partner? Use code DOKIBIRD to get 10% off your gamersupps purchase! 02:35 DAD is very angy because he thinks Doki has food. Doki: "IT'S POWDER" 04:04 Storytime. Explaining the vet experience. It was supposed to be a normal checkup, but turns out DAD had a yeast ear infection. Nurse: "It's a mess." It's because DAD is allergic to everything in the world. Doki is scared to clean his ears because her other Dad used to do it. 09:38 Doki was there for the refill of prescription for D.A.D., but the vet seems to had forgotten that. So she had to reorder it and pick it up tomorrow 12:47 DAD's medication seems to be working. His hair is starting to grow back. He's no longer as bald 14:07 Yesterday was very depressing for DAD. Doki took him to the dog park and there were no small dogs for him. He was a loner just like Doki 16:15 Telling the story about how DAD would bark at the dog's owner so the owner could force thier dog to give DAD's toy back 18:12 Doki: "One thing I think he really wanted to do was the ladies that were against the fence." 18:23 D.A.D. had no small dogs to play with, so he just stay at the fence and looked at the big dogs at the other side having fun 24:01 Doki has a lot of stories to tell. But she didn't want this stream to be just chatting. So we are playing a cleaning game. 24:36 This game is like Powerwash Simulator, except instead of dirt we're cleaning blood. "It's educational! What if you are put in a situation where you have to clean up and you don't want people to think it's you?" 25:58 "Having no evidence is better than having evidence. This is all hypothetical btw!" 27:54 "This game has a story? ...Wait! WAIT I AM TRYING TO HIDE EVIDENCE! I TOLD YOU THIS WAS EDUCATIONAL!" 28:08 Besides a story, this game has a skill tree too 29:42 "Oh nice $100! All I'm saying is whoever here's dead already, so all their things is a free-for-all. It's not stealing if they're dead. It's evidence!" 29:51 Doki "gathering evidence" (stealing from the dead) 30:25 "If I couldn't take their stuff, then people would say graverobbing is a crime." 30:45 "'It is?' Okay if graverobbing is a crime... explain museums." 34:07 Doki special talent. She has UV eyes to see all body fluids. It's not a very good talent. 35:15 Doki is willing to risk it. This stream is going to be demonetized. Plays a cleaning soundtrack. 35:36 Doki demonetizes the stream because she's not willing to risk TH-cam's wrath. 36:32 "I'm just saying if I'm cleaning, I'm putting on MY music! Disney Jazz!" 37:53 Switching to heavy metal. You know what's even better? DISNEY HEAVY METAL! 41:25 Doki too distracted. Back to lo-fi 42:21 Doki metagaming TH-cams copyright system 42:36 "How did you know?! My strategy is that if I get a copyright strike, I might as well make multiple companies fight for the copyright revenue. That's why I listen to like Disney and Nintendo and Sony and whatever. So they all fight for monetization." 44:05 Copyright only gets cut out of monetization. Superchats are not touched. Which is why Doki doesn't really care. 45:10 Switched to Nintendo jazz. 48:50 *Body falls from the attic "Oh shxt Kathy?!" 49:14 There are no 1000 bottles of baby oil anywhere. 51:34 Switches to "Classical music that slaps". The perfect music to clean up dead bodies. Doki is NOT a psychopath. 55:09 Doki is competing with a psychopath. 57:24 "Maybe those ladies deserved it! This could be like Dexter!" 58:33 "Oh yeah this guy was a little freaky. Look at them toes." 59:00 Doki gets VERY interested in a book about ropes, "Oh is this a real book?... Oh no. DON'T look him up. DON'T LOOK HIM UP" 59:06 Don't look up Alber DeSalvo Jr 1:01:27 "Oh don't worry, I'll take care of her. Or... I'll just make her forget about you. Don't worry, Cathy is going to be so lonely..." 1:02:51 "Don't worry! I'm just gonna make sure she has a good time! And forget about her deadbeat ex who TOTALLY left her." 1:02:57 Body dancing to the music 1:03:35 "I'm just gonna say I saw him with another woman! (dead) Anyways don't go looking for him. He's gone" 1:04:18 Doki and her non-psychopathic plan. "I'm gonna dress up the corpses and put the guy with the girls and say 'LOOK! I can't believe he'd do this to you. You deserve so much better.'" 1:06:25 Doki calls out the dragoons, "Oh you think you can tell if there's blood? GET A UV LIGHT RIGHT NOW AND CHECK IF THERE'S BLOOD" (It won't be blood) 1:07:13 "Oh, if she finds out? Okay, what's one more body? I already killed 3 people. They never caught the zodiac killer so they'll never catch me." 1:07:46 The zodiac killer did not stream his crimes 1:08:23 Tangent about a twitter post that tries to justify doing powder. Saying that coke zero does more damage. 1:10:31 "The only decent thing about the house is that he has a good bathr-oh there's a washing machine in here. I take it back. He's a little freaky." 1:11:10 "Oh speaking of violent tendencies (I don't have violent tendencies)" TJ miller tangent 1:14:38 Doki... what is your twitter timeline...? 1:15:55 Back to the coke zero tangent 1:16:42 "Twitter is a very interesting place..." 1:18:14 "Oh hey, an ID! Tabitha... Oh well she's not gonna need this anymore. Yay! I can sell this ID! Might as well get some identity theft going on too. You already committed so many crimes, why stop now?" 1:18:32 Kill the wabbit~ Kill the wabbit~" 1:19:04 Perfect music timing. Doki cackle. 1:19:15 "This might be my calling. I should quit and become a crime scene cleaner." 1:20:09 Doki looking for secrets(She did not understand the reference) 1:20:26 Strange clanking noise that is getting faster and faster. 1:20:49 Doki gets jumpscared by a dog 1:20:55 "Who is clapping their cheeks right now?" 1:21:33 Doki couldn't do that. Laughing in the middle of the night would give her away 1:22:27 Doki is actually going insane. Is he in the Telltale heart story? 1:23:59 Doki did it! The clapping sound also starts to lessen a bit 1:24:38 Doki can change the mood instantly. Switches to "classical music by happy" 1:25:57 "Why do I have to pay for a grave cleaning? I'll just hire that content creator to clean my wife's grave to do it for content. Then maybe more people will show up to clean my wife's grave for free." 1:26:42 Doki noticing the depressing setpieces in her room 1:27:03 Doki will do anything for money. Beer O' Clock 1:27:49 "Oh hey! Free rubber duckies for my sick daughter! As soon as I clean off the blood, she'll love them." 1:27:59 Changing up the music. "Relaxing Super Mario jazz covers". 1:28:19 NVM we're switching to minecraft music 1:29:11 "Did you hear that, Dog? We're gonna be RICH! Nothing ever bad happens to people who work for crime bosses!" 1:29:29 Doki thinks 5k is too cheap for crime 1:30:50 Goes to the wrong mission. Abondens and goes back to the house. 1:32:12 You can pet the dog in this game. 10/10 GOTY. 1:36:40 "Even the pool is Kool-aid. That's pretty neat." 1:36:55 This spa is to die for. 1:38:06 What Doki would do "hypothetically" to commit murder... in Minecraft. 1:41:18 10JIN is trapped because he can't figure out how to cancel his channel membership, "Why would you want to cancel?" Doki spills a bucket of blood, "LOOK WHAT YOU DID 10JIN!" 1:45:34 "Would you guys sponsor me to clean crimes? No? But if you don't, Big Jim is gonna kill me." 1:46:27 Tangent about the Regular Show sequel. This is just nostalgia bait. 1:47:46 The voice actor for Marge Simpson sounds like a dying cat because she is 80 years old. 1:48:26 Doki spills another bucket, "NOOO! 10JIN THIS IS YOUR FAULT!" 1:49:17 "Writers don't know how to write endings anymore because they just get cancelled before they end. I'm still mad about Inside j*b." 1:50:12 Switches music to Ghibli 1:51:17 "Why does Squid Game need a second season? Squid Game Squid Harder?" 1:52:35 Doki breaks a vase, "That was a real vase? It's coming out of my paycheck? NOOOOO!" 1:54:06 Back to the Handmaidens tale tangent. They are apparently in Canada now. 1:55:54 Doki wants a pet pig. Did you know that pigs can drink blood? They can eat anything, including a human body 1:57:18 Doki talks about hiring pigs to clean the bodies and area, "I can just get like 10 pigs in here and they can go wild and I don't have to worry about biological waste. And then when the pigs get old, free food! That's free food right there!" 1:58:21 A lawyer joins membership. Doki reassures that everything she said is hypothetical, of course. 1:59:41 "This is my body room. My body hole"
STREAM TAGS (2/2) 2:00:49 That cup is plastic, you can tell it is plastic because of the way it is. 2:01:52 Doki knocks down a tray of cups and whisky with her power washer. Blames the dead 2:05:09 You like Jazz? Switching music to video game ost jazz mix 2:08:22 "You can dissolve it by- Oh I learned that from Breaking Bad! But that takes too long, just get a pig. Why go through all that trouble of dissolving a body when you could just get a pig?" 2:09:06 Cleaning up all the broken cups and bottles that's totally not broken by Doki 2:09:50 "I can just go to a farmer and like rent a pig. 'I'll get caught?' What will they do? Poop blood? I will not get caught." 2:10:44 "He used a PIZZA cutter to kill him? Whoa that guy had some fun. He had a lotta fun." 2:11:13 Doki starts playing basketball with the corpse, "KOBE!" 2:11:49 Doki's pizza story. She wanted pizza yesterday at 2 AM after waking up from a nap. 2:12:56 "I don't know what you're talking about guys... It was broken when I got here." 2:14:06 Doki's favorite pizza is pepperoni with hot honey. Doki order 2 but got 4 boxes of pizza. 2:15:34 Doki is drowning in pizzas. She doesn't know what to do. 2:16:55 " How can there be blood if she got microwaved? Any criminologists in chat can tell me about dying by tanning? ...Oh she popped like popcorn! " 2:18:15 "You get bored if you kill people the same way. Gotta add some variety. Some spice." 2:19:17 "Why is she bald? Did her hair micr- It burns off? Wait how do YOU guys know that?" 2:19:46 Tangent about Logan Paul and KSI sending a bunch of prime to people who need water. "Couldn't they have just sent water?" 2:22:54 "Guys, I don't wanna start a fight with, They'd just be like 'Who is this? She's not even real. But how crazy would it be if they acknowledge me trying to start a fight with them?" 2:29:05 "Oh you graduated medical school? I TOLD YOU CHAT! I told you we had smart dragoons! Chat reflects the streamer! See? He can read!" 2:30:25 "If they wanted a five star cleaning, they should've hired a five star cleaner. They cheapened out." 2:31:06 Finds blood in the bathroom. "Is it really murder? I could have just been someone's time of the month" 2:31:11 Doki got scared by the Anubis statue 2:33:12 "Imagine doing powder then doing calligraphy afterward. Things get pretty intense here." 2:34:53 Rearranging vases to make it seems like she never broke any of it 2:36:04 "Nice mame. Nice maymays." 2:37:34 Doki broke the game. The last item is glitched into a chair. JK she got it! 2:39:12 Looking for 1% trash, finds money instead 2:40:09 Listening to someone's mix tape. "No wonder he died." 2:42:00 Finishes the level. "YAY." *Claps 2:42:39 Return home, the clanking sound is still going 2:43:39 Doki losing her f*cking MIND at the clacking 2:44:29 Calling it here. Talking to chat. 2:45:21 The return of donation reading 2:46:51 "Why is DAD so f*cked up? Well he's purepred. You pay more for a more f*cked up dog." 2:48:35 "Like weiner dogs... Dogs aren't supposed to be THAT long... but they're so cute..." 2:49:59 "The more breeds, the more genetic diversity and healthier they are... but that's not cute." 2:52:38 "There's a NON ugly version of a chihuahua? ...Ugh." (Deer Head) 2:57:16 "Doki lists off really f*cked up facts about King Charles and Ligers, "Fun facts with Doki!" 2:57:47 "Why does King Charles look like a vtuber model? Don't say that... Are you trying to say vtubers are inbred?" " 2:59:11 DAD is VERY food motivated. Doki story about DAD going VERY hard for food 3:00:34 Superchat lists King Charles II's autopsy, "That's why you don't keep the bloodline pure..." 3:01:45 Talking about the Rixia 2.0 Apex Invitational. Doki was the last captain. Only had 3 days to find teammates. 3:04:38 Doki's original team was Effect and Genburten. But it was at a bad time for Gen. 3:06:11 Effect wanted to do a tournament with Doki last year. He's basically a dragoon. He liked one of Doki's tweet in the middle of Apex LAN World Cup. 3:09:56 Unlucky was just picked because he also wanted to play again, and he's in Japan doing stuff for Alliance, too. 3:09:58 Doki got the god squad. 3:10:23 When Doki reported her team, other people were freaking out. "Everyone else had pro players too!" 3:11:19 "I'm the sandbag of the team! I just want to chill! It's fine! We don't have an IGL!" 3:13:12 "This tournament seems a bit easier than Twitch Rivals since it's all pro players there. Here, there's a chance I might actually be able to 1v1 someone!" 3:13:40 Doki was playing apex at 4 AM to prepare for the tournament. She kept getting into bot lobies. 3:14:25 Doki commenting on the crazy amount of bots late at night 3:17:37 Doki saw someone IRL wearing a blue Ninja hoodie. "Holy sh*t, you are real. You are actually real." 3:18:08 You can get Ninja hoodle at walmart 3:19:30 If Doki was a transformer, she would want to be an animal. 3:19:52 "All the Beast Wars are so cool. Except RatTrap. Don't try to argue with me. RatTrap is f*cking ugly." 3:21:26 Playing Disney Eurobeat 3:25:45 If you are a real dragoon, you would get the Garfield Nendoroid and the Doki Nendoroid and make them hold hands. 3:34:15 Doki found a Scientology church. They exist in Canada? 3:36:00 "Keven Heart is a studio plant" 3:38:53 The only movie Doki liked from Kevin Heart is Jumanji 3:42:48 There's a Batcow!? 3:44:20 Calling it here 3:44:48 As always remember to stay hydrated posture check get up n move around to get that blood flowing and if u stayed up for me head to bed cause u deserve it byebye guys mmmmbyeeeeee
This might be the most chaotic stream in a while-the timing of the classical music and Doki's _NON_ psychopathic nature is a perfect combo. Especially at 52:30
Game said psychos have classical music when they are doing crimes. Doki had classical (and other) music while committing crimes….(in minecraft, of course) That right there is my oshi, the best, the one and only. Thanks for the stream, Doki! Had a fun comfy time. Always great to have a chill yapping session with ya. Wishing you all get some good rest. Take care, Dragoons!
there's something so unsettling watching doki cleaning the crime scenes while classical music is playing in the background and talking about macabre things
Ha, the SC regarding Charles II of Spain caught me out a little as he is the origin of my name here. Repeatedly baffling Christendom by continuing to live is very relatable.
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“It’s not stealing if its from the dead.” 😭
The combination of Doki cleaning crime scene while talking about the most unhinged topic, with loud classical music playing in the background is the most surreal thing ever.
In other words, great stream!
STREAM TAGS HERE!! (1/2)
01:45 Hello everybody! Doki just made it back. She also received a new gamersupps cup yesterday. By the way, do you know Doki is a Gamer Supps partner? Use code DOKIBIRD to get 10% off your gamersupps purchase!
02:35 DAD is very angy because he thinks Doki has food. Doki: "IT'S POWDER"
04:04 Storytime. Explaining the vet experience. It was supposed to be a normal checkup, but turns out DAD had a yeast ear infection. Nurse: "It's a mess." It's because DAD is allergic to everything in the world. Doki is scared to clean his ears because her other Dad used to do it.
09:38 Doki was there for the refill of prescription for D.A.D., but the vet seems to had forgotten that. So she had to reorder it and pick it up tomorrow
12:47 DAD's medication seems to be working. His hair is starting to grow back. He's no longer as bald
14:07 Yesterday was very depressing for DAD. Doki took him to the dog park and there were no small dogs for him. He was a loner just like Doki
16:15 Telling the story about how DAD would bark at the dog's owner so the owner could force thier dog to give DAD's toy back
18:12 Doki: "One thing I think he really wanted to do was the ladies that were against the fence."
18:23 D.A.D. had no small dogs to play with, so he just stay at the fence and looked at the big dogs at the other side having fun
24:01 Doki has a lot of stories to tell. But she didn't want this stream to be just chatting. So we are playing a cleaning game.
24:36 This game is like Powerwash Simulator, except instead of dirt we're cleaning blood. "It's educational! What if you are put in a situation where you have to clean up and you don't want people to think it's you?"
25:58 "Having no evidence is better than having evidence. This is all hypothetical btw!"
27:54 "This game has a story? ...Wait! WAIT I AM TRYING TO HIDE EVIDENCE! I TOLD YOU THIS WAS EDUCATIONAL!"
28:08 Besides a story, this game has a skill tree too
29:42 "Oh nice $100! All I'm saying is whoever here's dead already, so all their things is a free-for-all. It's not stealing if they're dead. It's evidence!"
29:51 Doki "gathering evidence" (stealing from the dead)
30:25 "If I couldn't take their stuff, then people would say graverobbing is a crime."
30:45 "'It is?' Okay if graverobbing is a crime... explain museums."
34:07 Doki special talent. She has UV eyes to see all body fluids. It's not a very good talent.
35:15 Doki is willing to risk it. This stream is going to be demonetized. Plays a cleaning soundtrack.
35:36 Doki demonetizes the stream because she's not willing to risk TH-cam's wrath.
36:32 "I'm just saying if I'm cleaning, I'm putting on MY music! Disney Jazz!"
37:53 Switching to heavy metal. You know what's even better? DISNEY HEAVY METAL!
41:25 Doki too distracted. Back to lo-fi
42:21 Doki metagaming TH-cams copyright system
42:36 "How did you know?! My strategy is that if I get a copyright strike, I might as well make multiple companies fight for the copyright revenue. That's why I listen to like Disney and Nintendo and Sony and whatever. So they all fight for monetization."
44:05 Copyright only gets cut out of monetization. Superchats are not touched. Which is why Doki doesn't really care.
45:10 Switched to Nintendo jazz.
48:50 *Body falls from the attic "Oh shxt Kathy?!"
49:14 There are no 1000 bottles of baby oil anywhere.
51:34 Switches to "Classical music that slaps". The perfect music to clean up dead bodies. Doki is NOT a psychopath.
55:09 Doki is competing with a psychopath.
57:24 "Maybe those ladies deserved it! This could be like Dexter!"
58:33 "Oh yeah this guy was a little freaky. Look at them toes."
59:00 Doki gets VERY interested in a book about ropes, "Oh is this a real book?... Oh no. DON'T look him up. DON'T LOOK HIM UP"
59:06 Don't look up Alber DeSalvo Jr
1:01:27 "Oh don't worry, I'll take care of her. Or... I'll just make her forget about you. Don't worry, Cathy is going to be so lonely..."
1:02:51 "Don't worry! I'm just gonna make sure she has a good time! And forget about her deadbeat ex who TOTALLY left her."
1:02:57 Body dancing to the music
1:03:35 "I'm just gonna say I saw him with another woman! (dead) Anyways don't go looking for him. He's gone"
1:04:18 Doki and her non-psychopathic plan. "I'm gonna dress up the corpses and put the guy with the girls and say 'LOOK! I can't believe he'd do this to you. You deserve so much better.'"
1:06:25 Doki calls out the dragoons, "Oh you think you can tell if there's blood? GET A UV LIGHT RIGHT NOW AND CHECK IF THERE'S BLOOD" (It won't be blood)
1:07:13 "Oh, if she finds out? Okay, what's one more body? I already killed 3 people. They never caught the zodiac killer so they'll never catch me."
1:07:46 The zodiac killer did not stream his crimes
1:08:23 Tangent about a twitter post that tries to justify doing powder. Saying that coke zero does more damage.
1:10:31 "The only decent thing about the house is that he has a good bathr-oh there's a washing machine in here. I take it back. He's a little freaky."
1:11:10 "Oh speaking of violent tendencies (I don't have violent tendencies)" TJ miller tangent
1:14:38 Doki... what is your twitter timeline...?
1:15:55 Back to the coke zero tangent
1:16:42 "Twitter is a very interesting place..."
1:18:14 "Oh hey, an ID! Tabitha... Oh well she's not gonna need this anymore. Yay! I can sell this ID! Might as well get some identity theft going on too. You already committed so many crimes, why stop now?"
1:18:32 Kill the wabbit~ Kill the wabbit~"
1:19:04 Perfect music timing. Doki cackle.
1:19:15 "This might be my calling. I should quit and become a crime scene cleaner."
1:20:09 Doki looking for secrets(She did not understand the reference)
1:20:26 Strange clanking noise that is getting faster and faster.
1:20:49 Doki gets jumpscared by a dog
1:20:55 "Who is clapping their cheeks right now?"
1:21:33 Doki couldn't do that. Laughing in the middle of the night would give her away
1:22:27 Doki is actually going insane. Is he in the Telltale heart story?
1:23:59 Doki did it! The clapping sound also starts to lessen a bit
1:24:38 Doki can change the mood instantly. Switches to "classical music by happy"
1:25:57 "Why do I have to pay for a grave cleaning? I'll just hire that content creator to clean my wife's grave to do it for content. Then maybe more people will show up to clean my wife's grave for free."
1:26:42 Doki noticing the depressing setpieces in her room
1:27:03 Doki will do anything for money. Beer O' Clock
1:27:49 "Oh hey! Free rubber duckies for my sick daughter! As soon as I clean off the blood, she'll love them."
1:27:59 Changing up the music. "Relaxing Super Mario jazz covers".
1:28:19 NVM we're switching to minecraft music
1:29:11 "Did you hear that, Dog? We're gonna be RICH! Nothing ever bad happens to people who work for crime bosses!"
1:29:29 Doki thinks 5k is too cheap for crime
1:30:50 Goes to the wrong mission. Abondens and goes back to the house.
1:32:12 You can pet the dog in this game. 10/10 GOTY.
1:36:40 "Even the pool is Kool-aid. That's pretty neat."
1:36:55 This spa is to die for.
1:38:06 What Doki would do "hypothetically" to commit murder... in Minecraft.
1:41:18 10JIN is trapped because he can't figure out how to cancel his channel membership, "Why would you want to cancel?" Doki spills a bucket of blood, "LOOK WHAT YOU DID 10JIN!"
1:45:34 "Would you guys sponsor me to clean crimes? No? But if you don't, Big Jim is gonna kill me."
1:46:27 Tangent about the Regular Show sequel. This is just nostalgia bait.
1:47:46 The voice actor for Marge Simpson sounds like a dying cat because she is 80 years old.
1:48:26 Doki spills another bucket, "NOOO! 10JIN THIS IS YOUR FAULT!"
1:49:17 "Writers don't know how to write endings anymore because they just get cancelled before they end. I'm still mad about Inside j*b."
1:50:12 Switches music to Ghibli
1:51:17 "Why does Squid Game need a second season? Squid Game Squid Harder?"
1:52:35 Doki breaks a vase, "That was a real vase? It's coming out of my paycheck? NOOOOO!"
1:54:06 Back to the Handmaidens tale tangent. They are apparently in Canada now.
1:55:54 Doki wants a pet pig. Did you know that pigs can drink blood? They can eat anything, including a human body
1:57:18 Doki talks about hiring pigs to clean the bodies and area, "I can just get like 10 pigs in here and they can go wild and I don't have to worry about biological waste. And then when the pigs get old, free food! That's free food right there!"
1:58:21 A lawyer joins membership. Doki reassures that everything she said is hypothetical, of course.
1:59:41 "This is my body room. My body hole"
STREAM TAGS (2/2)
2:00:49 That cup is plastic, you can tell it is plastic because of the way it is.
2:01:52 Doki knocks down a tray of cups and whisky with her power washer. Blames the dead
2:05:09 You like Jazz? Switching music to video game ost jazz mix
2:08:22 "You can dissolve it by- Oh I learned that from Breaking Bad! But that takes too long, just get a pig. Why go through all that trouble of dissolving a body when you could just get a pig?"
2:09:06 Cleaning up all the broken cups and bottles that's totally not broken by Doki
2:09:50 "I can just go to a farmer and like rent a pig. 'I'll get caught?' What will they do? Poop blood? I will not get caught."
2:10:44 "He used a PIZZA cutter to kill him? Whoa that guy had some fun. He had a lotta fun."
2:11:13 Doki starts playing basketball with the corpse, "KOBE!"
2:11:49 Doki's pizza story. She wanted pizza yesterday at 2 AM after waking up from a nap.
2:12:56 "I don't know what you're talking about guys... It was broken when I got here."
2:14:06 Doki's favorite pizza is pepperoni with hot honey. Doki order 2 but got 4 boxes of pizza.
2:15:34 Doki is drowning in pizzas. She doesn't know what to do.
2:16:55 " How can there be blood if she got microwaved? Any criminologists in chat can tell me about dying by tanning? ...Oh she popped like popcorn! "
2:18:15 "You get bored if you kill people the same way. Gotta add some variety. Some spice."
2:19:17 "Why is she bald? Did her hair micr- It burns off? Wait how do YOU guys know that?"
2:19:46 Tangent about Logan Paul and KSI sending a bunch of prime to people who need water. "Couldn't they have just sent water?"
2:22:54 "Guys, I don't wanna start a fight with, They'd just be like 'Who is this? She's not even real. But how crazy would it be if they acknowledge me trying to start a fight with them?"
2:29:05 "Oh you graduated medical school? I TOLD YOU CHAT! I told you we had smart dragoons! Chat reflects the streamer! See? He can read!"
2:30:25 "If they wanted a five star cleaning, they should've hired a five star cleaner. They cheapened out."
2:31:06 Finds blood in the bathroom. "Is it really murder? I could have just been someone's time of the month"
2:31:11 Doki got scared by the Anubis statue
2:33:12 "Imagine doing powder then doing calligraphy afterward. Things get pretty intense here."
2:34:53 Rearranging vases to make it seems like she never broke any of it
2:36:04 "Nice mame. Nice maymays."
2:37:34 Doki broke the game. The last item is glitched into a chair. JK she got it!
2:39:12 Looking for 1% trash, finds money instead
2:40:09 Listening to someone's mix tape. "No wonder he died."
2:42:00 Finishes the level. "YAY." *Claps
2:42:39 Return home, the clanking sound is still going
2:43:39 Doki losing her f*cking MIND at the clacking
2:44:29 Calling it here. Talking to chat.
2:45:21 The return of donation reading
2:46:51 "Why is DAD so f*cked up? Well he's purepred. You pay more for a more f*cked up dog."
2:48:35 "Like weiner dogs... Dogs aren't supposed to be THAT long... but they're so cute..."
2:49:59 "The more breeds, the more genetic diversity and healthier they are... but that's not cute."
2:52:38 "There's a NON ugly version of a chihuahua? ...Ugh." (Deer Head)
2:57:16 "Doki lists off really f*cked up facts about King Charles and Ligers, "Fun facts with Doki!"
2:57:47 "Why does King Charles look like a vtuber model? Don't say that... Are you trying to say vtubers are inbred?" "
2:59:11 DAD is VERY food motivated. Doki story about DAD going VERY hard for food
3:00:34 Superchat lists King Charles II's autopsy, "That's why you don't keep the bloodline pure..."
3:01:45 Talking about the Rixia 2.0 Apex Invitational. Doki was the last captain. Only had 3 days to find teammates.
3:04:38 Doki's original team was Effect and Genburten. But it was at a bad time for Gen.
3:06:11 Effect wanted to do a tournament with Doki last year. He's basically a dragoon. He liked one of Doki's tweet in the middle of Apex LAN World Cup.
3:09:56 Unlucky was just picked because he also wanted to play again, and he's in Japan doing stuff for Alliance, too.
3:09:58 Doki got the god squad.
3:10:23 When Doki reported her team, other people were freaking out. "Everyone else had pro players too!"
3:11:19 "I'm the sandbag of the team! I just want to chill! It's fine! We don't have an IGL!"
3:13:12 "This tournament seems a bit easier than Twitch Rivals since it's all pro players there. Here, there's a chance I might actually be able to 1v1 someone!"
3:13:40 Doki was playing apex at 4 AM to prepare for the tournament. She kept getting into bot lobies.
3:14:25 Doki commenting on the crazy amount of bots late at night
3:17:37 Doki saw someone IRL wearing a blue Ninja hoodie. "Holy sh*t, you are real. You are actually real."
3:18:08 You can get Ninja hoodle at walmart
3:19:30 If Doki was a transformer, she would want to be an animal.
3:19:52 "All the Beast Wars are so cool. Except RatTrap. Don't try to argue with me. RatTrap is f*cking ugly."
3:21:26 Playing Disney Eurobeat
3:25:45 If you are a real dragoon, you would get the Garfield Nendoroid and the Doki Nendoroid and make them hold hands.
3:34:15 Doki found a Scientology church. They exist in Canada?
3:36:00 "Keven Heart is a studio plant"
3:38:53 The only movie Doki liked from Kevin Heart is Jumanji
3:42:48 There's a Batcow!?
3:44:20 Calling it here
3:44:48 As always remember to stay hydrated posture check get up n move around to get that blood flowing and if u stayed up for me head to bed cause u deserve it byebye guys mmmmbyeeeeee
@@dokibirdpublicsquad Thanks o7
Thanks for the stamps 🫡
This might be the most chaotic stream in a while-the timing of the classical music and Doki's _NON_ psychopathic nature is a perfect combo.
Especially at 52:30
Doki having fun playing whatever music she feels like! Very educational stream! AND DONATION READING AT THE END!
Game said psychos have classical music when they are doing crimes. Doki had classical (and other) music while committing crimes….(in minecraft, of course) That right there is my oshi, the best, the one and only. Thanks for the stream, Doki! Had a fun comfy time. Always great to have a chill yapping session with ya. Wishing you all get some good rest. Take care, Dragoons!
This was a very nice stream super chill and comfy too. Thanks for the stream Doki! hope you get a good rest!
Thank you for the fun yoinking from the dead in the Crime Scene Cleaner stream, Loot Goblin Doki!
We got the very rare Donation reading at the end of stream and the long outro, today was a good day
there's something so unsettling watching doki cleaning the crime scenes while classical music is playing in the background and talking about macabre things
Thanks for the stream, Doki! I had a great time watching you play Crime Scene Cleaner, today! Rest well now, Sleepy Tomato! Goodnight. Rest well.
Ha, the SC regarding Charles II of Spain caught me out a little as he is the origin of my name here. Repeatedly baffling Christendom by continuing to live is very relatable.
The classical music just fucking going off while she's telling that TJ Miller story is so funny
Thank you for the amaInf stream Doki 💛💛💛
Doki was cleaning "other" peoples messes, not her own Anyone who says otherwise will be the next one to get cleaned
She cleaned as easily as she breathed. Thanks for the stream!
You guys don't know how incredibly happy I was to see this intro. I only just found this account and I'm so glad I did
What started as a Zatsu Stream became an educational program with some deep lore.
Take these lessons to heart, kids.
1:29:10 Shout out to the chatter that put together an american psycho reference that doki read as a serious opinion on music lol
Finally a stream without ads. Here you go Anton 3:21:40
Great stream Doki!!!
Thanks for the fun stream Doki💛
29:55 Doki is ready to be an 18th century Egyptologist.
I just found u today sorry for finding u cuz of such negative things but it doesnt matter im glad i found you this is rly awesome
Thank you for Under the Sea -Anton Namtet
The garfield crossover went real hahaha
1:05:00 This is.. um... not blood.
Is it just me or Doki's dog sounded like her (in dog form)
Thanks for the majestic CSC stream, boss 🧹 Have a great night!
A very normal birb takes on a very normal 9 to 5