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- PENITH is here!!! Listen: LilDicky.lnk.t...
Last video off of LD's debut mixtape, "So Hard".
Download the free mixtape at: lildicky.com
Facebook:
/ lildickyrap
Twitter:
/ lildickytweets
Soundcloud:
/ lil-dicky
Directed By - Mickey Finnegan
www.mickeyfinnegan.com
mickeyfinnegan
Produced By - Jenn Khoe
Cinematography By - Robert Lam
www.bobbydp.com
Edited By - Kane Richardson
www.scrypictures.com
Animation By - Simon Chan
www.scrypictures.com
Lyrics -
Verse 1
Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks
Im wit ma team in this bitch, and we all getting lit
I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick
And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja
And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong
And the dope im on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong
Getting real high
Watching funny videos of bill nye
Tell me that this jam isn't still fly --
Bill nye theme song
now im getting hungry than a muthafucka
put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400
whered I put that honey mustard
lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka
until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week.
How long do them thangs keep?
Guess I better ask jeeves
go get ma computer but im staring at the damn screen
Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be
The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed
Now ya man is fucked...
Chorus
And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
but I think im way too high
and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
but I think ma brains too fried
and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
im praying that I make it
afraid im goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high
Verse 2
now im freakin out up in this bitch
cant control it and ma homies passin round another spliff
so I bolted to the BR
Consulted with the mirror
Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic
Cuz the weed in you beating you
then all a sudden im on the toilet beating ma penis blue
but I aint cummin because as im imagining fucking something
that pretty girl im humping
becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother
or some other fucking disgusting person
ma brain is bein strange, cuz im high as a plane
I aint deranged, im just saying it's a violent strain
So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars
Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars
Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit
Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script
How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a
Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing
Man im high as fuckkkk
Chorus
And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
but I think im way too high
and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
but I think ma brains too fried
and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
im praying that I make it
afraid im goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high
verse 3
rock hard cock, cuz im watching katy perry
in her video the whole world's made of candy
damn...I aint even got no candy
so now at the fucking c store
where ya man be torn than a mafucka
peanut eminems or a twix
cant commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands
goddamn now im weary of the man -- yeah the cashier
homeland, Nazir!
s-s-s-so damn tweaked I cant even cross the mothafuckin street
gotta wait until that muthafucka's green
now im back up at the crib, and im laughin at giraffes long necks
gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex
crafted a long text, took about an hour
took a scary shower, now im sitting naked on the ground
man im fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up.
This sucks im high as fuck.
Chorus
And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
but I think im way too high
and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
but I think ma brains too fried
and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
im praying that I make it
afraid im goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high
outtro
Beat - Holy Water by The Game (check out the Game's stuff on itunes below)
itunes.apple.c...
He sampled Mala, changes
itunes.apple.c...
My mixtape is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.
don't worry you're not the only one listening to this masterpiece in 2021
Very happy to know that lmao
That’s good to know
Yes sir
Thanks man, I thought I was alone
Yup
7 years later and this shit is still relatable
true af
Fr tho
Owl_OvO 6 years
Facts
I relate to this damn song so much. I feel like a goon every time I get too high
I am a 61 year old women and I am enjoying this in 2024. Lil Dicky is for the masses.
You know you're too high when breathing becomes manual.
Omg I have tears I'm laughing so hard!
Fucking LEGEEEEND
Damn that happened to me, I was like if I don’t make myself breathe I don’t see it happening by itself so I gotta force myself to do it I guess, I had to stop everything I was doing and just sit until I got sober lol
Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
@@mrhappily3149 been there 😂
UPDATE on the nuggets - Oven never even got turned on to begin with...
😂🤦♂️
Facts
i just did this yesterday lol
Or you forgot to take em out cus u forgot to set the timer 😂
Or you turned on the oven and left the nuggets on the counter
"I came during a position change. Ain't nothing worse than that"
I felt that
I don't think there's anything in the world that could come close to worse than that
Really is the worst thing that can happen. All that build up for no reason
Ain't nothing worse than that
@Westsidesnooker 2020 🤭
@@OrangeRhino too many words bro 🎼💨🤫💨🤭💨😏💨😎
The bathroom scene hits so hard, one time I legit thought I was dying and I just sat their accepting my fate, saying "well, this is it, folks, this is where they'll discover my dead body, half naked on the bathroom floor." One of my fondest memories
Same here high as shit an tripping on shrooms,I really convinced myself it was over 😭
Can’t wait to tell my kids about shit that I did, and I’ve been there before, fucking Mollys haha
@antoniocapilupi1225 dude, same. I do a lot of the crazy shit now because my dad used to tell me great stories of his youth, the women he was with, the things he did.
Yayo always brings out the best parties lol
@@AlberiStein-dn1ll my dad tried to keep me away from all that, I guess that’s why I experimented with some things, it never got to heroin or crack but I had some fun in my day!
@antoniocapilupi1225 that's crazy how our dads were basically polar opposites and we both still did wild shit lol
No fuck Crack and shit, that's just crackhead shit lol. Blow is okay, so long as you are not getting it by a shit dealer who cuts it.
Whether you wanna admit it or not, we can all relate to these lyrics.
Julian Torres yesss😂😂
"Gotta shit but the path to the bathroom is complex"
Holy fuck if that's not my life
so true, to every word! xD
this is basically any time i get high lol
I used to smoke all the time. Like from morning to night, every day. Now every time I smoke I get anxiety. I can't do it anymore haha.
"crafted a long text, took about an hour..." That is the realist shit ever. I swear, eight years later ya finally hit send...
Assuming you dont forget you're typing and set your phone down for another 8 years and not even hit send
And when you do send it, she's probably only gonna say "k"
and when you finish typing you gotta read that shit like 3 times to see if you didnt mess up something
"Path to the bathroom is complex"
I felt that
Bruh SAME
T Giff I CANT WITH YALL HAHAHHA
Indo fs
@Alyosha sooo fucking true 😂😂😂
@Alyosha When you're cross-faded drinking beer while faded as hell thinking the same thing. Hot damn shit gets complex as fuck.
This song is the most honest song about weed.
You have no idea how bad weed is for you from watching this trash. It's the downfall of the west.
@@DBZ0wnz illegal or not weve been smoking it! Lol!
@@DBZ0wnz ancient civilizations got high.
Agreed
DBZ0wnz weed isn’t bad that for you there are lots of benefits
Who here in 2024???
😂😂 shit is fire right
Yessssss
You already knowwwww
Hellll yes this song will be fire for years
Not sure where I am in 2024 but I’m definitely too high.
i swear everything feels like mission when you're high asf!
Yeah dude exactly
My mission was to escape from my friend's house at 1 am after being high making sure his parents didn't notice It felt like escaping from prison mission
Tryna grab food out the kitchen without my mom noticing is a mission
SatanSteele i do 100% feel u😂
The struggle is real
Whenever i play pubg its like i am on a mission and i am the leader of the team🤣🙏
"Go get my computer but I'm staring at the damn screen"
I felt that in my stoner soul lmfao 😂
Yep same here bro
me and my stoner fam calls this a "main menu high" 😂
Name a better 18 year old rapper than we with under 5 subs
Literally staring at comments but not reading them
Turned on my computer and thought I was watching yt and talking to people after doing wax dabs. stared at a black screen for like an hour and a half and texted people lmfao
This song is one of the best representations about getting high and doing nothing. You go through a bunch of random funny, weird shit.
it really is lol no other weed song portrays it like he does hahah
+Gage Wright me and my friends love this song when were high
+Brandon Bellairs haha its perfect man
bruh the part about thinking about weird shit when beating your meat so true bruh
Lmfao! You know what's up
This is unirononically great to listen to while high
Ive been so high i was looking for my lighter in the dark with my lighter
once i left my phone in the freezer
I spent about 20 minutes one time looking for my lighter when it was in my hand the whole time.....your weed must've been a bit stronger.
I once lost something and I wasn't high
Once I thought I lost all of my weed, but 30 mins of looking for it I realized I smoked it all
@@ssbsnb1200 that is plain stupid.Why do you bring it up.
cop: are you high?
Dicky: am I what?
Cop: high
Dicky: hello
I was like, wait that would work then I was like wait...that wouldn't work
He prefers Dave
@@sammyscurse4518 what?
@@AH-fl4lx Dave's not here man.
Loooool
Coincidentally watched this on 4/20/19
Lil Yeezie and IM HIGH RNNNNNNNN 12:30
Ye boi
Yep
Started the song on 4:20pm lol
same
Y'all ever been so high that time lagged?
Lagged? I just got off my 1st time high found out a decade went by.... Fuck it ima go back in😅😂
Everytime i did shroomz!
I got so high once that I thought I had passed out for like four hours when in reality I was just laying down, not even asleep, for like 20 minutes 🤣🤣🤣
@@Paleo659 For sure! It was like waking up in the morning at 11pm! Then only to find out I had been asleep for 10 minutes. I smoked more.
man I've been so high I heard my mah come home before she actually came home like I used to go to school twice cause I'd dream about school but ok fuck it I used to see the future but like it ruins shit cause I'll go see a new movie like avengers end game like months before it comes out it got aggravating tbh but I also smoked mad weed in high school like 5 blunts a day 2 in the mornin and 3 after school I mean I was out smoking my father and my uncle and I'd lay down really numb and high listening to pink floyds hole in the wall on max volume so I did have a lot of let's say perfect times to be dabbling in soothsaying but at least now I don't get omen dreams about how people are gonna die and lemme tell you It's not fun experiencing a living persons death 1.it hurts 2.It's scary as shit
Yo ppl still coming back to it means all of us smoke weed. And are connected
True
Straight up, weed connects very different types of people over nothing but love for a plant... ;) some powerful shit
Auzzie you fucker
@@nickihere8753 yet it causes problems, and causes others to harm becaue of this plant
@@nickihere8753 Straight up, food connects very different people over nothing but love of surviving. Some powerful shit.
Who else is so high that they get this song A little too much 😳
You wouldn’t get it if u were high ☁️
i get it
Venci cekov r u high
@@chalie_sheel15 I don't even know anymore.
Venci cekov 😂
Been so high I’ve been waiting on stop signs to turn green
Dear Lil Dicky,
Thank you for teaching me there is such a thing as being Too High. I reached my limit last night and a similar experience to this. Anyway, just thought I'd share that with you. I had to remember this song existed to come back to planet earth.
***** say word, you read this stuff? is it possible to upload the instrumental to Soundcloud? for getting lit and freestyling with the homies, would be great if you could! I shared White dude on fb and ppl think its hilarious
***** Yo Lil Dicky an instrumental of this would be the bomb
venomchris
He only replies to hot chicks.
mercurius0 I just said read this stuff, he doesn't need to reply
***** man the positions change are the best mostly :)))))but im against porn especially when high it seems verrrrry weirddd buhhh... cheers from Israel :)
The most accurate rap song about weed, its really accurate
Newon17 that’s real
Newon17 tru3
Newon17 wtf if im that high i juts feel awful nothung else XD
If you haven't experienced any of this you haven't smoked enough
This is a bad trip. Not everyone feels like they're gonna die. Not to mention that it's intentionally exaggerated for comedic purposes
7 years later & this is still my fav thing lil dicky ever made
Its the first time I've heard this and all I can think is - wonder if any djs mixed this into set, because it would thump so hard if it was dropped at the right moment.
Who the fuck is Alejandro?
I love this song. Wiz Khalifa and Lil Dicky on my playlists when I'm high
No doubt.. Check the freestyle youtubes tho.
Mine too
Mac Miller still catching strays in the afterlife
Underated
R.I.P to all the joints and blunts died at listening to this song...
Dylan Elder no
Dylan Elder you’re a disappointment.
@@macironiminer9338 righto you big hero 😂
Dylan Big dumb
@@dylanelder6390 One of those is filled with pesticides, and can get ya nic sick.
To Answer Your Questions about this track:
1.Dalton Smith, Lil Dickey and xxxtentacion both sampled the same beat (Mala - Changes).
2. Lil Dicky did not diss Mac Miller at 2:26 - he was using one of his friends as a "disgusting person" to add to the comedic vibe of the song. (Guys always joke about their friends being ugly lol)
4...
3.You are high
This actually answered all of my questions lol
Rip Mac
Yung $carecrow damn me 2 😭😂
how did you know
Wait where are you? I'm smoking alone haha
I was rolling my 3rd joint in my car and when i finished i put it on my ear. I was looking for it till i gave up and rolled another one and tried to put it again on my ear and thats when i found my other joint lmao
I‘m too high I don‘t understand.
did the same shit with Ramen in the microwave made about 4 bowls before I realized I was TOO HIGH
Yooooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
What ??
Who
I have never watched this sober
I haven't been sober in 18 years.
Glad he brought the nuggets back up from the beginning I was lowkey worried about them.
Priorities
he didn’t even preheat the oven lol
@@blurvvynolastname9634 I don't either sometimes. Nuggets take what? like 20 minutes at 400 degrees? If I don't preheat the oven it gives me an extra 10 minutes to get high.
@@mechanoid2k LMAO
I thought I was the only one
Y’all ever been so high y’all start to think they laced it 🤣
Yup, to many times😂🙌🏽
Lmao
Convinced there was cocaine in my weed. Jesus Christ, I don’t want to be high anymore.
Lolita Dolorosa I remember praying to the lord to get the high off me 🤣🤣
Yep, edible
laughed my ass off at the switching positions part lmfao
IKR That shit was hilarious and true
"ain't nothin worse than that" xD
Everyone knows you find a part you like then rewind it and watch it over when you get close, repeating multiple times if needed.
+MrXtravagantx so right
omg ikr!
this song is 10 years old????
man i feel old now
There's a lil remedy. But please, don't get *too high*.
Getting angry at Doritos because of the loud crunch.
alZiiHardstylez holy fuck relatable
Nobody like this comment
Bruh same
alZiiHardstylez I do that sober
Bro he took being a relatable rapper to another level
This the single most accurate description of weed in rap yet
Yed
are you fucking dumbbbbbbbbb
And I am high while listening to it. I feel douple high...... Bruh is that even a timg?
listen white boys, if you cant handle weed, change your thoughts, the lessons it teaches you in how you can relate to the world.. quit being such cowards and face your growth.
@@unlimited365 agreed. If you're always tripping out on herb it probably means you got some psychological shit you need to work on; like maybe you're making decisions in your sober life that you find questionable/unethical/amoral/etc but you do keep doing it anyway. Herb can show you all that you don't like about yourself & that's a good thing, definitely worth the price of shit like accidentally putting the TV remote in the fridge or whatever.
Also, as a half-white & thus half-offended cannabis industry entrepreneur that's been breeding and growing herb commercially for over two decades and could most likely smoke five of anyone in this thread & their entire extended families under the table, fuck off with that irrelevant and unnecessary race shit! fucking up your statements that I otherwise entirely agree with... (Jk, idgaf)
Legend has it the chicken nuggets are still in that oven
I want to like ur comment but it’s at 420
@@TheMonteCarlo saame😂
Hopefully he never turned on the oven
Oh my goodness....
@@TheMonteCarlogo back and like it..were way past that now😂
i miss the ole days just burning with friends all day, skipping school, playing some halo/halo 2 on XBOX.
The crossing the street line is the most real shit ever, it’s scary asf
U mean the little blinking dude? Is that what y'all 'color inside the lines' type are standing n looking at while I frogger it way ahead of ur eta?
Smh
Bro I had to cross a whole highway when I was high I swear it was mad sketchy
STIXX I’d be too sketched to do that
@@Camo9nine9 is this ur first time attempting this particular verbage? It's a bit sketched out man.
Garety Wooddick what
I can totally relate. Anyone ever smoked so much weed you pass out and yet wake up the next day just as high.
Sam Louis no
Bruh fuck yes, that's me rn, smoked over 10 hrs ago fee asleep woke up, still high af
I feel u
Smoked dab for the first time when i was like 18 and even though id been a regular smoker since 13 that shit had me feeling like i was tripping balls on acid till i passed out.. Woke up at 7am and got to work and i swear not even an hour into work my manager stoped me and asked me if i was tripping and i was so tired i was just like nah im just stoned from dab i smoked last night snd she laughed and and just goes ah i been there.
I died
@@JosephMothern69 you didn't smoke enough then lmao
You never smoked weed if you can’t relate to this song
Underrated comment bruh for real
did you
I smoke ngl
fax
even the stoniest of stoners has freaked out at least one time in their history. take it from a stoner / med patient who smokes and dabs 24/7
This song last forever when you high 🫠😶🌫️
You ain’t sly TH-cam algorithm... happy 420 right back at you Susan
watching us
damn.. u got 420 likes
lmao
wicked
I am your 666th like, its perfect now.
I put this on everytime I smoke too much amd start panicking. Works a treat when you realize how funny it is that youre even tweaking to begin with
I do the same thing
bro ong
This is why I'm here lmao
haha, i have an entire playlist i made of videos that make me laugh so much that it snaps me out a weed panic lol and this video is definitely on it!
Exactly what i did, thank god this song exists
You know you're high that this is the song that helps you not freak out
U funny as shi I watch dis video every time I’m high
fuckin facts, i just scream the part "IM FADED AND I HATE IT"
@@healfirst875 n. N Nunn j
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I refuse to get high if I can’t pull this video up if I freak out
@@IndigoSwings really keeps you in touch with the reality that your not going to die 😂😂😂
Why is this not on Spotify 😡...and who's listening in 2024???...
Same with iTunes Store I wanted to buy it
XXXtencion uses the same beat in Look at Me and was produced first so Lil Dicky can't make money on this but honestly this song slaps way harder
@@isaiahmartinez2061 Appreciate the info 👌
@@isaiahmartinez2061
Look At Me came out in 2015
Too High came out in 2013
@@Ryder-qe3ld yeah but I think x had rights to the beat first
“ Gotta shit but the path to the bathroom is complex”
- this is too real
577 once I smoked so much , I was so reflexed I couldn’t get up. So I peed in my friends flower pot .
One time I was at my house confused why the escalator wasnt moving when I realised it was actually stairs
Damn bro i can relate to this rn
Why the heck isn’t this on Spotify after 7 YEARS! Spotify slacking.
Ayye
Spotify takes a big L for missing out on this fire song and “Ex boyfriend”
im like 99% sure the artist/producer has to upload the song to spotify.
Why are you on spotify; shit is wack - you're better than that and I wish you knew that Bryan.
7 YEARS and you haven't got rid of Spotify yet?!! Can't even spell his own name right brian slackin! TH-cam premium the only way
When he said he came while they were changing positions...I felt that so hard
That's the worse shit. You try to rewind before you finish cumming and half the time it dont work
This song is literally exactly what it's like for me when I get high. Each thing he talks about happens to me in the same order. 😂😂😂
A good rapper makes something you think came out yesterday then realized it's almost 10 years old
To do list :
Get high while listening to this song
He to dunk eh
First time I heard this song I was getting high with my barista.
Done 😀
Dome
Hani Ha that’s me right now and it’s way too real and funny.
I was also concerned about those chicken nuggets since the first verse.
Jacob Wolfman holy shit same
LOL RIP all because he forgot about them and burned the whole house down.
It's all I could think about throughout the video.
Haha same i burned so much food while being high af
I'm 5
Bro I'm smoke right now and watching this😂 be this shit good
You know you’re high when you say a joke to yourself and you start clapping to yourself cause it was too good.
Jokes on you, I don't need to be high to do that.
shit i do that whien i'm sober dude. fml
well you deserve a reward for having a good highdea
What if your not high and you laugh at your own jokes
@@Eli-rb9qs you're your biggest fan, nothing wrong with that
"I'm like uncomfortably high." I feel that.
I've never heard shit so fucking real in my life
hopsin, tech n9ne, tyler the creator
+mrpopo860 ...really bro
+mrpopo860 The fifteen year old backpacker rap.
Lovely youtube recommendation 11 years later and still a masterpiece!!
When I was the highest I ever been I spent 1hr trying to fold up one shirt
Maleek Robinson
Hell yeah bro same here I it took me a while to figure it out 😂
high outta my minddd rn bruh
Maleek Robinson how did that shirt turn out? I bet that shit was folded up nice
Billy it ended up not folded
I tripped over an imaginary box n fell asleep in a plate of cheesecake
Picking out snacks when you're high at the gas station is like the hardest thing ever, lol.
Me and my homies went at the gas station to get coffee on the vending machine high as fuck. For the machine to make 1 coffee it took like 20 25 secs and while we waiting one of the homies says: the vending machine is installing gta v bro, thats why its taking so long and we burst out laughing and everyone was looking at us like wtf
@@brzi251 that's pretty good. 😅
@@brzi251 thanks for sharing😂
@@brzi251 That shit made my day this song slapping
@@Rebirthof420 i got so many funny high stories with my homies bruv, like everytime we smoke some funny shit happens
one time i was hotboxing with a friend and we both fell asleep right away. once we woke up we were still hella blasted and my friend said he wants a snack so i went into my kitchen to get something. we had a lot of stuff like chocolate and chips and whatsoever. but my high ass thought it was a good idea to give him a fucking raw potato. i even took the time to PEEL it before. he took a bite and was like "that potato hella nasty man"
Lol your brain was on raw potato status
Thank you for sharing this lol
@@benjib3909 absolutely
Hahahaha had a good laugh reading this one
Omg this is the funniest comment
still on fire even in 2024. Still being pushed in a continuous loop.
Many greetings from Germany
"Took a scary shower" gets me every time
“Took a scary shower” I’ve been there😂
Ha
Scared to close your eyes incase a scary entity creeps up on ya 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh yea acid will do it😂😂
Scary gas chamber
Damn right
Shit needs to drop on spotify
David Knezevich fr lol
David Knezevich yall want me to put it up there for yall
??? how lol
i got yall
iAmBlew- thanks so much man this song is fire 😂🔥
In bed smoking to this right now … been 8 years since I heard this 😂
Young, wild and free: how you imagine it
Too high: how it actually is
Young wild and free : veterans
Too high : new smokers
@@b.l7491 hehe
Would all stoners please rise for the anthem of 4/20
Or stay seated if you're too high...
Y2K Retro I will not get up because my back Is so bad right now but I’m out of weed i would be sranding right now
Too high
I stood up, walked around the corner and just lost control of my legs
Had to dislike to keep it on 420 likes lmao
Frightfulbrute A real one 💪🏼
“The path to the bathroom is complex”.
I felt that.
You all know y’all felt that too.
I was cross faded one time and I couldn’t go to the kitchen in front of me cause the route seemed too complex.
It was literally right in front of me.
Same here
Nope I know its complex high ass shit shitin and find out your out of toilet paper not knowing there’s a roll behind u
Have you ever been soo fucked that you literally get out of you car at a servo walk in pay for the fuel get back to your car then proceed to feel for your keys to unlock the door but freak out because you can't find them only to then realize after walking back into the servo to ask if anyone's seen them, that the car is in fact unlocked with the keys in the ignition? Happened to me once and I still haven't gone back to that specific servo since.
I deel like that would be acid for me not weed. But ive smoked so long now that it doesnt get me fucked up like i used to where id be seeing shit and all that. I miss them days lol
My friend got hella high and he buttered a piece of bread for about 30 minutes and he wouldn’t stop 😂😂.
This song still hits hard in 2024.
"i'm about to call my mom up and tell her whats up" my favorite line
😂
indeed ! lmao xD
I seriously called my Nana one time I was so lit! Was looking for some comfort I was wigging out! 🤣🤣🤣
I don’t even smoke but my “friend” spiked my muffins. Totally bugged out and my poor mom had to talk me down for over an hour. I’m 48
@@REFoUoG I've called my mum a couple times and told her I was way fucked, and she was super cool and got me back to chill so I could get back to a decent place and pass out.
I remember getting so high in my car one time that getting to my apartment felt like an assassin's creed mission because I didn't want my neighbors to see me.
Brooo I do that all the time haha, it’s like ok check the usual spots then go so you don’t have to talk to anyone lol
@@Anonymous-qg6jj It helps when you quietly repeat the phrase "Like a ninja" to yourself while you're doing it.
LMAO
@@Anonymous-qg6jj why you dont wanna talk to noone ?
@@goingupgoingup1389 so they won't know your booted asf wym
most real shit ive ever heard. this all basically happens when u get too high on sht
Mike Mayor exactly
Mikael expect when you get Greened out
Or when u smoking and you not supposed to be and your paranoid asf
"No such thing as too high" we all know how this man gon' die
@Mikael try some mescaline, then preach your bs
Needs to be on Apple Music
I wholeheartedly relate to every single lyric on this track. Lil Dicky is a genius.
Fr tho🙏🚩🔥
But who the fuck is Alejandro?
Even the part about the Suns dick?
came during a position change nothing worse than that
too true
Big facts🤣💯
Right. Plus you run a gambit of the camera getting a big ol eyeful of man's asshole or balls swinging around
Real shit man lol🤣
@@carsonjones7096 ).
“I’m like uncomfortably high”😂😂😂
This happened to me one time at the airport with undependable Delta 8 edibles that weren’t made right first two I barely felt so on my 3rd one it was overly concentrated and all 3 hit me at once. I had to get up and walk around for an hour and a half until it was time to board because sitting still made me feel way too high and nervous about the people around me, etc.
He ain’t wrong 🤷♀️ there was a time I got so high I would hear myself talking before I felt my lips move. Tripped me the fuck out
@@destinyhicks5242 weed paranoia is something else 😂😂🤦🏽♂️
@@destinyhicks5242 That's nothing when the shadows start to freak you out you know your fried
I kinda miss being that high . The good old days when just starting to smoke weed
I've been so high i needed to wash my hands so I took a shower
Ya and wasted your buzz lol
KingSavage1487 I stg I thought that it was just me that lost their high after a shower 🙈
@@virgie4715 ya if yur still stoned after a shower your trippin of somethin else lmfao
Brooo sameeee
👀 finna put this to the test now ...results in a few
This is the only actual description of the first time smoking weed is like
First time u barely feel it
@@amircreatesthings it depends on the person. For me I got high af
@@puffpuffpass3214 no it don't the person who didn't get high the first time just didn't know how to smoke😂💯
@Bunt Cakes your corney for caring so much about a emoji😂 like wtf
@Bunt Cakes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That Mac Miller dig gets me everytime lol
me 2
This beat is everywhere
Clorox Bleach so are u!!
Xivkyn Alumni Clorox bleach is everywhere. Non believers get bleached.
Probs sampled from xxxtentacion
Clorox Bleach true
you mean xxxtentacion sampled dicky. this came before xxx
2006: Mala - Changes
2012: The Game - Holy Water
2013: Lil Dicky - Too High
2015: XXXTentacion - Look at me!
@Døpy Ψogi I DID TOO I SWEAR
@Døpy Ψogi sameee hahaha
Døpy Ψogi same lmfaoo
ikr XD
@Døpy Ψogi me too
Dude finally a rap about smoking weed that isn't an annoying skinny dude with neck tats lookin too cool smoking a blunt. This is way more accurate haha
Crono 333 Afro man colt 45
of course but man that was 20 years ago haha.
Wasn’t sure from your comment. Lol. Just saying. Both are great
SAD
Mgk hatin ass bitch stfu before I whoop that ass...
"Praying that I make it" so real 😭🙏🏻
My friend ate an edible once and was convinced he was having a heart attack and going to die. He called me to say goodbye and even wrote a goodbye letter lol
Lmao. I ate one with my cousin and he ended up calling an ambulance on himself because he thought he was dying and wanted it to end already. Luckily I had enough sense to hang up and tell them everything was good.
@@gp381 lol that reminds me of the cop who called 911 because he thought he and his wife were dead after eating brownies.
Lol I love how stupid that is
Me 71% of the time I have an edible
@@erikkoch1923 you gotta be careful with them lol
this song certifies that Lil dicky is my favorite rapper. no one can touch his flows
+NoLaCkiNkiLtDaTnIkkAh No, Dicky has an amazing flow. Others have more deep lyrics but flow wise, Dicky is untouchable
+NoLaCkiNkiLtDaTnIkkAh ^^Some one who dosent know anything about Hip/Hop
+NoLaCkiNkiLtDaTnIkkAh Biggie, Pac, GZA, Nas, Jay are all untouchable. But in today's standards, no one else in the game right now can touch him. He is the only good rapper in this years XXL Freshmen list. Don't call me a kid because I bet you my left nut is older than your entire family tree homie 😂😂
+NoLaCkiNkiLtDaTnIkkAh We are talking about FLOW Not lyrics kid
dudes great 😂 he definitely seems to be having the most fun with his career so I fucking love him
It's so trippy seeing him in the store without a mask lmfao. Simpler times
I haven’t worn a mask in weeks lol
Ok.....
Its that "new normal." 😂😂
Smile and wave 👋 😀
I don’t make people wear a mask. I tell them my STD’s burn through the virus.
whos still smoking in june 2024 listening to this gem??
You know you’re too fried when you’re tryin to put the bottle cap on the water bottle and it keeps falling off every time, only to realize you’re screwing it on backwards.
Bryan O'Connor fr bro that’s happened to me so many times
i do that normally
@Bryan O'Connor Or while taking a chaser with a shot & trying to put the wrong cap on for 10 seconds plus, then looking down & going "Fuuuuuuck"
I do that drunk... Only to realize I threw the cap and i'm screwing on nothing
@@olixikonjade1409 sorry mate but what fucking alien language are you speaking here
Y’all ever been so high you don’t wanna move and don’t feel physically capable to move?
Yea😂😂💯 shits funny you sit there contemplating wether you can or not 😂💀
Johmby testickle
Currently that high
Yes, bless my fiance, this one time i got into the shower i was baked i could not lift my legs over it (i usually can but my legs felt paralyzed) and both my knees got scraped because of what he lifted me over and that i literally could not bend my legs
Thats called CHS
“When they was changin’ position I came... nothin’ worse than that”
@@feliciaking9978 It's an art
Felt that in my soul.
Ive never felt so seen
I'm so proud to be the 420th like.
Bruh.
It’s 2024 but still Vibin this s**t
Who's high AF in quarantine?
I'm tripping now!
not me
well i got a buzz! lol smoke on!
Off some yay
Who else high af rn
Who else high af RN 🥴
That Mac Miller joke hit different now
@Jarred Prusener sorry sorry..misplaced anger...i take that back.
@@billteddy725 honestly, lets get real here, knowing how our brain works, i dont give a shit about people i dont know, so yes,id prefer someone i dont know anything about to die, instead of someone i like. I think its not just anger but reality. Sry not sry
fr dude
yeahhh 😣
RIP Mac Miller 🙏🏼
I’ve been so high that I was looking up and down before crossing the street
Hahahaa
Sometimes I keep looking left and right as I cross because I can't remember what I saw when I looked.
Once we(me and some friends) was so high we forget to go to clz. And best part was it was the final exam we got fine Rs1000
bruh reading comments while high is the fucking best
420th like. Nice.
4:05
"This sucks I’m high as fuuuuck”
Best part 😂
One time i was so high. I asked if my homey could turn the music down. He laughed and said it's been off for like an hour.
we once watched a whole episode of friends laughing our asses off before someone realised the sound wasn't on
You so high you spelled homie wrong😭😭
I got high last night with my friend and he was showing me his air fryer. He put some food in it and turned it on and I said "was that a waffle or ramen noodles?" and he said "jonah... that was a chicken patty"
One time I was so high I was convinced we were in Greece. We were in Canada.
One time we were about 7 people at my home and we listened to the same song for two hours. Nobody realised it was the same fucking song playing all the time, lul
The only unrealistic part of this video is that he's trying to decide between a single twix or a single pack of m&ms
i always take both
Both bro
I wouldnt take both.
Id take it all
I imagine this is possiable for rookies or dipshits
It’s funny to see his dilemma and when he I started arguing about it for even a millisecond I realized it is a complex decision if that’s all the money you have for one snack