" A pity they let the old punishments die. Was a time detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons. God, I miss the screaming." -Argus filch- *I bet I made you smile*
@Ethan Gallegos keep religion out of meme videos please, and dont try to force religion on people. There is nothing wrong with worshipping god in any way, but please keep it out of meme videos. Thank you
Guys, y'know what? I know Polish in B1 level! I did the test few minutes ago and was extremely happy, that's 10:30 p.m. in my country and I don't think I can sleep for next hour
Fun Fact: Sometimes my mom puts her coffee in the microwave to warm it up and then leaves it there, so when I open the microwave later it’s just sitting in the microwave and I call my mom over to get it.
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go Little high, little low Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me Mama, just killed a man Put a gun against his head Pulled my trigger, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away Mama, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on As if nothing really matters Too late, my time has come Sends shivers down my spine Body's aching all the time Goodbye everybody, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth Mama, ooh (any way the wind blows) I don't wanna die I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me Gallileo, Gallileo Gallileo, Gallileo Gallileo Figaro, magnifico I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me He's just a poor boy from a poor family Spare him his life from this monstrosity Easy come easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (let him go) Bismillah! We will not let you go (let him go) Bismillah! We will not let you go (let me go) Will not let you go (let me go) Never, never, never, never let me go No, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh, mama mia, mama mia Mama mia, let me go Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me For me For me So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? So you think you can love me and leave me to die? Oh, baby Can't do this to me, baby Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here Nothing really matters Anyone can see Nothing really matters Nothing really matters to me Any way the wind blows
@Ethan Gallegos I- okay? I'm only 13 so I'm not really gonna make any lifetime choices yet. But thank you either way for typing such a long comment, that must've taken forever!
Vampire: I’m going to suck your blood
Me who tested positive for HIV:
If you are gonna threaten me, *do it properly*
I promise the spammed text in that link dosen't mean I'm a bot. I have to get through the filter.
Great joke. Also, I found some good memes you can watch and enjoy:
th-cam.com/video/hHNugaacONk/w-d-xo.html
Lol "DeGoat DeRozan" best name ever
I can’t believe someone watches nba and this.
@@LukeandKyle764 i also watch NBA :)
PewDiePie: exists
Every company which created a yt channel: and i took that personally
Pewdiepie: *is the most popular youtuber*
T series: and I took that
@@a_balloon He's still the most popular TH-camr, just not the most popular channel.
@@thatguycolor exactly
@@thatguycolor that was a joke if you didn't understand
@@a_balloon I knew it was a joke.
Well hello there
Oh hi mark
Well general Kenobi
Hey Ron
Hey Billy
That hurt
Hello mark
General kenobi
The summary: *insert rocketman movie*
The every single detail book: *elton john book*
th-cam.com/video/i9tqXv0dCzo-/w-d-xo.html----- another vid for you to see
True. Also, I found some good memes you can watch and enjoy:
th-cam.com/video/hHNugaacONk/w-d-xo.html
Overdramatic girl: You'll never understand TRUE loneliness!
Me, my entire life
Me:because I’m not a loser like u Apply cold water to burned area
"Spidey Gamer" bro stfu how old are you? 7?
Me:how dare you insult me like that
French People: Ight I'm bout to REVOLT from the country that also REVOLTED against another country
@shakespeare lo you mean LÈ RÈVOLUTION
Russia, Germany and Austria in XIXth Century: crush Polish Up-Rising
Poland: *It's over when I say it's over*
@Ethan Gallegos what
When you mistype your password 5 times so you have to wait 30 seconds in order to unlock your phone...
*_99% Level of Stress_*
YES
The owl house haters after realize that exist a university called amity:
999999% LEVEL OF STRESS
@@johnxmanny ??????????
@@Moh-ys8fn
I'm just a guy with a lot of culture, not a crazy
@@johnxmanny No because Brazilians don't do that shit
Me: plays soft music
My parents: ...MY EARS HAVE SUFFERED FROM THIS ATOCITY
@Ethan Gallegos Wow! I know God exists but nice comment!
Funny moment in a TH-cam video: exists
Uncreative commenters: Write that down, Write that down!
Accurate
Fr man
@@katanstebo7174 shut up
I know it's a bad comment when it contains emojis
Sounds like me ;-;
A funny comment: exists
Some people for some reason:
And I took that personally
Hey man don't be that offensive, not everybody is funny like you, it's like discrimination
Yeah you should know that’s very offensive. You’re lucky I haven’t reported you yet
@@hnkdvd yeah ik. Something that happened to my friend just gave me the idea.
Don’t say I took that personally I took that personally
Everyone Gangsta till Memenade reaches 666 episode of daily juicy memes
Flight Akumpo Approves of these memes
Now i can watch peacefully
Thank god for this
Thank you
When Rock Sees Paper:
That one really got me. It's 12 Am and my parents are next door. You're really trying to send me to the Lord up there.
That comment makes no sense btw
@@katanstebo7174 It makes sense, you just can't read lmfao.
Sometimes I save up a whole week of daily juicy memes so I can binge watch lul.
Lol
"a good pirate never takes someone's property."
Han Solo: "that's not how pirates work."
Dream's phone: exists
Every youtuber: And I took that
@Ethan Gallegos nani?!
Dream uses pc dumb
@@animegaming3024 I am taking about his phone. You know 3 people took it
@@evansworld6758 oh yeah now I remember talking about mr beast and george
@Ethan Gallegos tf??
number exists*
number consists of the numbers 6 and 9*
every 9 yr old in a 8025725 mile radius:
OoO
Noice
Why would a 9 year old understand 69
When your early: "so now what"
Idk
(((((th-cam.com/video/i9tqXv0dCzo/w-d-xo.html$((((((
@@katanstebo7174 shut up
*you're
Where prize
" A pity they let the old punishments die. Was a time detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons. God, I miss the screaming."
-Argus filch-
*I bet I made you smile*
Pretty much the best comment I've seen in a while 😂
@@zurifaber-smith6152 I’m happy you think so XD
Something so gruesome is so gratifying xD
Victorian punishments intensify
Imagine having to pull up your sleeves when you’re washing your hands.
This post was made by t-shirt gang
@Ethan Gallegos bruh what do you mean?
do you even know you're writing this under a meme comment?
@Ethan Gallegos man... What??
What is the best way to clean shoes?
Me: *My Pants*
“What was the scariest thing you ever heard or saw in 2 words?”
Hippopotomonstrosesquipadaliaphobic People: My diagnosis.
Me when the teacher says to write at least 3 sentences and I write 4,
Writing is my *PASSION*
Trees: doing tree things
The Lorax: I diagnose you with Vietnamese
When it's the owl house birthday but no one cares:
Dana terrace: THIS SIN CANNOT BE FORGIVEN
I don't even know what "the owl house is" btw
@@katanstebo7174
It's a disney cartoon
The Owl House is poggers lol
But seriously I watch it non stop every day I'm obsessed-
Omg i love this comment, TOH perfect TV show for LGBTQ
When you go to Japan, but there aren't any subtitles: I'll never forgive the Japaneese!
When you visit Tokyo, but not entire city is covered by flashy banners and skycrapers: *What is this place?*
@Ethan Gallegos keep religion out of meme videos please, and dont try to force religion on people. There is nothing wrong with worshipping god in any way, but please keep it out of meme videos. Thank you
Teacher: Why are you laughing
Me: Nothing
My Brain: RTX Morshu
"I have a spoon, your argument is invalid"
Privacy: *exists*
Parents: allow us to introduce ourselves
lmaooo
So true
My dog: hippity hoppity stay off his property!!!!
@@COOLWAMM yeah man i own a dog too they can be very territorial sometimes XD
@@carlosmendes269 my dogs are territorial as well
Guys, y'know what?
I know Polish in B1 level!
I did the test few minutes ago and was extremely happy, that's 10:30 p.m. in my country and I don't think I can sleep for next hour
Ok cool!
A ja do śniadania oglądam😉
Mamaaaaaa
Everyone: *”ooooo”*
Nobody
Memenade:Mitrocondria is the power house of cell
Me: **Thinks About A Good Meme Idea**
My Brain: "In Terms Of The Idea, We Have No Idea"
The poor people outside the arks in the movie 2012: let me in, LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIINNNN!!!!!!
Humans: Godzilla’s out there snd he’s hurting people and we don’t know why
Japan: *First time?*
Poland being next to Germany and Russia: *First time?*
the 1st one got me laughing HARD
@Ethan Gallegos ??? im about god i grew up always going to church
The perfect animal doesn’t exis-
Juan🐴
Me depressed about to tell my mom mom so you have chosen your grades
Ooohhh yeah
My time to smile has come
Don't you just hate it when the bodies in the basement start screaming ? Bothers the hell out of me
Someone:how much People have you healed?
Me:yes
0:28 And my pupils is how Scotland was born
Me: **Searches Grass Images**
DuckDuckGo who gave me Privacy: Is this guy crazee?
Fun Fact:
Sometimes my mom puts her coffee in the microwave to warm it up and then leaves it there, so when I open the microwave later it’s just sitting in the microwave and I call my mom over to get it.
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
As if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh (any way the wind blows)
I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo
Gallileo, Gallileo
Gallileo Figaro, magnifico
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (let him go)
Bismillah! We will not let you go (let him go)
Bismillah! We will not let you go (let me go)
Will not let you go (let me go)
Never, never, never, never let me go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mama mia, mama mia
Mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
For me
For me
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby
Can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blows
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, noob. Not ooh.
the slowest setting is 0.25 speed + hand on space bar!
Nobody:
Skeletons: (Aimbot)
Blazes: pew pew I missed you by 5 blocks
My sister making friends: my goals are beyond your capabilities.
Me trying to make friends: * inhales *
*You Died!*
If you could produce a sound louder than 1,100 dB, you would create a black hole and destroy the galaxy.
4 year olds on CoD: haha black hole go brrrrr
I would make a black hole when General Shepherd killed Roach and Ghost.
memenade: uploads new memes
me: *happiness noise
Pove: your so early that you don't know what to say
Lol
7:29
Meanwhile Indonesia:Why must I be forgotten
Me: watches just 2 memenade videos
TH-cam: Memenade videos in recommendation go brrrrrrr
Me: about to go to school
Memenade: posts video
Me: I guess I'm sick today
Requirements for Daily Juicy Memes:
Must be daily.
Must be juicy.
Must be memes.
Memenade: 9:04
Me: LMAO
Also Me: Wait thats illegal
5:44
Can confirm O.0
oh no you weren’t supposed to see that
OMG U KNOW OVERSIMPLE LOL
Brian May: can't afford a guitar
Also Brian May: fine, I'll do it myself.
Memenade : Everyday 7 PM British time
Me : Sure, see you then 👍🎟️
*When you're a tall skinny angsty white boy with a dramatic pass but you aren't affectional character so nobody cares*
ME: hey that's me
At 6:53 I was happy that at least half of a meme D&D related
Teachers: you cant hear pictures...
This thumbnail:
That one guy whos tryin to be first
"did you know 1 out of 3 people are studying"
"im studying", " im studying"
ladies and gentlemen, we gotem
I dont care
This is a video about memes not god
0:59 im dying lol
Dog people:
-nice dog
-nooo! He’s a corgi!
Cat people:
-what breed is your cat?
-cat
When in biology we study about sex on page 69
Me: IT'S TOO NICE
and this, my friends, is how i regenerate my sanity
Me: Guys I promise I won't get all political
Also me whenever someone mentions the Dream smp elections:
@Ethan Gallegos what does this have to do with Dream smp-
@Ethan Gallegos I- okay? I'm only 13 so I'm not really gonna make any lifetime choices yet. But thank you either way for typing such a long comment, that must've taken forever!
I wasn't expecting Rag N' Bone Man to be a meme but it made me so happy to see him, thank you
Flip I was watching this during my classes the Phineas and Ferb one caught me off gaurd
Positive comment day 28:
"The easiest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in you pocket" -- Will Rogers
*You are what you eat*
Me: human
Also me: ~nervous breathing~
*POV:* you're early but can't think of a comment to get likes
True
early!
Yes but this one is overused
yes
Bro 🤣
Imagine living without memes
- Literally no one here
2:27 At least you wasn't falling from them
5:40 was that a danganronpa reference? 👁️👄👁️
yes
Finally my juicy memes are here
The phineas and ferb one at 7:40 went too far by breaking the fourth wall lol, caught me so off guard
0:24- literally happened at my school
"The hydraulic press"
*kokichi flashbacks* 👁👄👁💧
the first meme killed me.
I am memenade's biggest fan (in weight)
DJM: exists
Depression: *Au-Revoir*
Polish Deppression: *Nara*
Cielings are just floors but upside down and above you with no furniture
That is such a heartwarming moment thank you for saying that you just made me smile :)
@Ethan Gallegos may god bless us all
One day we'll all be OG
0:55 Me when I see 0% alcaholl beer
oh thank you for realeasing annother meme vid
Me: dad youll come back with the milk, right?
Dad: yes
*Leaves
Dad:
I was actually using an advanced tequnique there called
LYING.
its been a while i had such a good laugh
I dont understand the thunbnail.
Memenade: you underestimate my powers
6:23
u got that meme from r/godzillamemes or what, saw it yesterday there
Me;Juicy memes are my dose and a part of my day
2:24
I can literally hear this second picture.
195,827 people knew the micodouria is the powerhouse of the cell
Scrolling down on r/memes is just like watching spoilers of memenade
*clears throat* 0:54!! THANK YOU!
5:12 same,same
Thank you for another juicy meme