Me: *raises hand and is in teachers sight* Teacher: *calls on the kid that doesn't pay attention to show they're not paying attention to class* My parents: *and I took that personally*
Yes But why you know that your comment will be buried with NO LIKES Because it has no meaning while you could think of a better comment which may get 10s of likes!
Guide to hiding a fart: if you feel a lot of gas: loud fart, rarely silent fart, smelly little gas: usually silent fart, but could be smelly medium gas: use at your own risk tons of gas: i mean, its natural. your body just lets it go. sometimes loud, sometimes silent, but mostly smelly, so people will notice overall, make sure to have little gas for a silent fart, but can be smelly.
Person: "Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait" Every single person on earth other than people who name an iconic duo: I've *actually* never heard of this man in my life
I saw the thumbnail, and I wanted to say: you need specialized equipment to use guns underwater. Cold War era Russian Technology made two major pieces of equipment. The APS Underwater Rifle, which functioned similar to an AK-pattern rifle, but fired specialized speargun-like bullets designed to pierce enemy frogmen (Soldiers that are Amphibious, AKA operating in both water and land) dive suits. The trigger was also scaled up so that the gloves of the user wouldn’t get in the way too much. The SPP-01 underwater pistol did something similar, firing the same speargun-ish bullets, but could be reloaded in the field, unlike the NATO counterparts, where reloading required a dry environment and complete disassembly of the weapon. It had 4 barrels, each housing one bullet. The firing pin would go around from barrel to barrel, and breach-loading it allowed someone to reload each barrel, but a clip/speed loader was made to reload all 4 barrels at once. These weapons could be fired above water, but took a lot of damage from that, so it was reserved for emergency situations only. Effective range was decided by pressure and depth. Deeper down and higher pressure meant a lesser effective range. Before these, the only counter to enemy frogmen, were friendly frogmen, and a knife. Or an AK-47 in a sealed plastic bag, but you would only get maybe one or two bursts before the bag filled with water and the gun was rendered useless. Furthermore, the rounds were not designed for firing underwater. So, yeah, you can get the fish oil, but only if you have the gear to do so.
Me: *lies on my back on an exercise ball, letting my head dangle upside down* My nose: *erupts with stomach acids* Me: *jolts back up into a regular seated position* WTF JUST HAPPENED???
Me playing Minecraft with my dad Dad:gives me diamonds for some water I renamed gasoline Me:this is the best trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever!
![I Survived 1000 Days in Minecraft Hardcore [FULL MOVIE]](/img/n.gif)
Gas prices: drop by one cent
Dad: a small price to pay for gas
Actually a good one
Well is it Communism
Yes they are crazy at saving gas
let's see how many subscribers i can get from this comment
Current:188
@@punishercodm3100 beggar ignore person above me
Me as soon as I step in the bathtub to shower: *Where hot water?*
Gone Reduced to WAITED IN COLD BATHROOM
Ya mean cold right
Welcome to Antarctica
@@olwenn ya mean canada
WELCOME TO THE HIMALAYAS
people when they realise they are using Facebook instead Of FacePhone: **visible frustration**
You mean Headnovel
*silence, BOOMER*
Lollll Yu think Yu can be a meme.................. well I think sooooo
*B O O M E R*
Boomer
When Memenade uploads:
“In terms of depression, we have no depression.”
Yes
in terms of recyicled memes we have a lot of recyicled memes
When you're finish watching the vidoe: we have drepession again
Ayyyyyy. Nice one
yea
Me: doesn’t eat my food
My parents: *It’s time for Africa*
Bless the rains
Lol, relatable. Also, I found some good memes you can watch and enjoy:
th-cam.com/video/PNUCdEuMo80/w-d-xo.html
So you eat the plate instead of the food? That was beyond science
Lol
@@geothoughto shut up 😎
Fish: Has oil
This is the only reason why the Navy SEALs exist...
OILLLLL
Navy stealers
@@clarkmirkbell880 navy Nukers
Navy seals are seals
Someone: *whats the most painful roast you have given yourself*
Me: *I'm so black that even darkness is my camouflage*
How tf is that a roast
Why are you demotivating yourself for being black? Most balck people are very very talented and wonderful
𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊 𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚛𝚞𝚍𝚎
𝚄𝚗𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜
The reply’s yo this comment are very, I don’t even know
Me: eats the mushroom heads
Everyone else at the mushroom kingdom:
Bruh that's Tony
No that's Kevin
Mushroom tastes good though ngl.
Fans: WE WANT HILDA SEASON 3
Netflix: IN TERMS OF MONEY, WE HAVE NO MONEY
Hehe
I entirely agree
I do want it tho....
Wtf is Hilda?
I want it too man
Door to my room: *exists
Parents: *gonna ignore that*
so true , im already nearly 20 and they do that, Thats why I need lock door sometimes and in night
Me when I find a toothpaste recommended by 10/10 dentists: I am healthcare
Flex paste: of course I know him he's me
Me who has an opinion:
What the heck are you
The Chinese government: *D E A T H*
Me: *gets an 100% on a math test but i suck at math*
My whole family: *Visible confusion*
C A L C U L A T O R
@@irtmm9370 uhhhhh
kalkule'or
That look that your mum gives you, when you corrected her in public:
( ͡◔ ͜ʖ ͡◔)
@@Sub2Derkka exactly
Teacher: Where is your math assignment?
Me: It committed suicide, because it has a lot of problems.
Me: *is on my phone for 1 second*
My dad: that's where I come in
So fkin relatable
Bomb from world WW2 explodes from 80 years ago
Internet explorer: finally a worthy opponent, Our battle will be legendary
Lmao
Battle of Głogów: took place almost 920 years ago
Poles and Germans using Internet Explorer: *Our Battle will be legendary!*
@@Admiral45-10 lol
feminist when they realized that they say mental health not womental health:
*angy plankton*
Very funny. But it's actually *visible frustration.*
@@shawnen2928 yea
Today we are going to Burnley
Kid named Ley: 😱
LOL LMAO XDDDDD WKWKWKWKWK CKAKAK
@@DulocGuardsman cringe
Haha
@@DulocGuardsman cringe
@@entomedtraveler yes
"I like bad boy"
I step on Lego for fun
I said bad boy not a satan
Bruh that's the US foreign policy of the last 50+ years summarised in one meme.
Breakfast in the USA: *a fucking feast*
Breakfast in Lebanon: *Nescafé and a sandwich*
Me : Everyone looks normal
Someone : I plant sunflowers in front of pea shooters
Cyberpunk: Exists
Glitches: It’s free real estate 😏
Angels in art: Little winged children
Angels in bible: Cool, and powerful 4 headed flaming beast that knows all and sees all
dont forget they are basically made of eyes
I think that the Bible is a bit more realistic 😂
“If you like it you should put a ring on it”
People who like Saturn: 👍
Elon Musk: * sad mars noises *
Elon musk crashes one of the Mar's moons into Mars's surface to create a planetry ring
All of those are gonna lie to you
Never ask a woman, *her age*
A man, *his salary*
Saturn, *where is his/her spouse*
@@Admiral45-10thx for the memes!
Me: *raises hand and is in teachers sight*
Teacher: *calls on the kid that doesn't pay attention to show they're not paying attention to class*
My parents: *and I took that personally*
2:27 "Hom'alone ❄🏠
"Bad boys bad boys what you gonna do?"
Me, an intellectual: run away obviously
You weren't supposed to do that
2:20 bear breaks into house and reads news article about him but he isnt happy
Old extreme hills: Who are you?
New mountains: I’m you but bigger and better 😎👌🏔
Hello there, fellow minecrafter.
@@drranjithsukumar most people like minecraft
"Listen, kid."
"I don't have much time."
*"The person that let the dogs out was..."*
**melts**
Ur mom
Me: looks of Magnesium burns underwater
This meme:
Burn
Canadian health care: If you die on your way to see the doctor, be sure to cancel your appointment.
Memenade: posts a video
Everyone: STRAIGHT TO THE COMMENT SECTION
Bibbity Bobbity, when was the last time someone did original commenting?
@@docholiday2678 i kind of agree
3:53
the existence of my girlfriend: too pathetic
Memenade : makes a picture of the USA doing fishing moment
*after 10 seconds*
Me : this...this put a smile on my face
0:08
USA: LOOKS LIKE FISH NEEDS SOME FREEDOM
Usa when mars has oil : COLONISE
Mean titan
Fish : produce oil
USA : I think you all need freedom
*Memenade posts*
Me: IDEAS, IDEAS, I NEED IDEAS
1:43
Irish People in Irish cartoons:
I'M A ✨WOLFWALKER✨
Fun Fact: You Put A Random Letter Just Cause You Were Trying To Be First
Yes
But why you know that your comment will be buried with NO LIKES Because it has no meaning while you could think of a better comment which may get 10s of likes!
E
Sports its in the game
Eeee
j
Oil floats on water-
Wait for it to rain-
Cover yourself with oil-
Usa invades your house
**Mistakes make you stronger**
God after making me:
@Nikos Outthere 我
Fun Fact: On this day one year later, Memenade will have uploaded his 1000th Daily Juicy Memes Video
Guide to hiding a fart:
if you feel a lot of gas: loud fart, rarely silent fart, smelly
little gas: usually silent fart, but could be smelly
medium gas: use at your own risk
tons of gas: i mean, its natural. your body just lets it go. sometimes loud, sometimes silent, but mostly smelly, so people will notice
overall, make sure to have little gas for a silent fart, but can be smelly.
Restuarant: * exists *
Gordon Ramsey: "Allow me to introduce myself"
I always look at comments for more memes 😂
Years of imaginary fights*
Robber comes in*
Me: MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES*
When times are depressing you're videos never fails to keep me happy. Thank you
Fish make oil you say...* Loads gun, the ocean need freedom.
Mukbangers:*get money for eating*
Me who eats 24/7:where money
I left zoom meetings without saying bye.
Me: sees Grenana 12:38
Memenade's Avatar: Finally, A worthy opponent our battle will be legendary!
Some random guy: Disses the Olsen twins
Me: So you have chosen... *DEATH*
am i the only one who thinks that alien frog is super cute? :3
No i think it is cute too :)
Person: "Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait"
Every single person on earth other than people who name an iconic duo: I've *actually* never heard of this man in my life
Nobody:
Random Comments: GeT yOuR fReE "BeFoRe 10000 ViEwS"
I can confirm (as an irishman) that irish cartoons look like that
"This Woman Eats For 3 Hours Online And Earns $9000 A Month"
Nick Avocado: "Finally! A worthy opponent! Our mukbang battle will be legendary!"
6:23 breakfast in Turkey:EATING EVERY SINGLE FOOD ON THE EARTH
If your waiting for the waiter doesn't that make you the waiter
Visible confusion
Me:touches thermostat slightly
My Dad:*So you chosen death*
me: scrolling through r/memes
also me: *watching this video with familiar memes*
Fish:can make oil
Usa:NAVY SEALS GIVE THE OIL
She: I like bad boys
Me: I post memes in #general
Pathetic I post NSFW in general
pathetic...
*i sleep bare nakedly and leave my feet outside the blanket*
@@oksomynameisjeff4212 😱
@@oksomynameisjeff4212 I bet you don't run to the bed after turning off the light.
When you slam your door a bit to hard after a long argument with your mum:
*Hey cool, i'm dead*
These memes have been Turtle Approved
7:12
Girls talking to me: *staring contest*
Memenade: Lately been adding an extra 5 minutes to daily episodes
Everyone Liked That
Girl: I wish my hair was longer!
Me with Alopecia Areata: Pls be greatful ^^
I saw the thumbnail, and I wanted to say: you need specialized equipment to use guns underwater.
Cold War era Russian Technology made two major pieces of equipment.
The APS Underwater Rifle, which functioned similar to an AK-pattern rifle, but fired specialized speargun-like bullets designed to pierce enemy frogmen (Soldiers that are Amphibious, AKA operating in both water and land) dive suits. The trigger was also scaled up so that the gloves of the user wouldn’t get in the way too much.
The SPP-01 underwater pistol did something similar, firing the same speargun-ish bullets, but could be reloaded in the field, unlike the NATO counterparts, where reloading required a dry environment and complete disassembly of the weapon. It had 4 barrels, each housing one bullet. The firing pin would go around from barrel to barrel, and breach-loading it allowed someone to reload each barrel, but a clip/speed loader was made to reload all 4 barrels at once.
These weapons could be fired above water, but took a lot of damage from that, so it was reserved for emergency situations only.
Effective range was decided by pressure and depth. Deeper down and higher pressure meant a lesser effective range.
Before these, the only counter to enemy frogmen, were friendly frogmen, and a knife.
Or an AK-47 in a sealed plastic bag, but you would only get maybe one or two bursts before the bag filled with water and the gun was rendered useless. Furthermore, the rounds were not designed for firing underwater.
So, yeah, you can get the fish oil, but only if you have the gear to do so.
chill its a meme lol
damn thats pretty cool
psst nobody cares
I can’t stop laughing lol
What’s everyone’s favorite video of changing topics?
(Star Wars memes, Minecraft memes, etc.)
Minecraft Memes and Wholesome Memes gotta be the best ngl.
Nice! My personal favorite is anti-memes
Wholesome memes and Roblox memes because Roblox be cursed sometime and it's funny lol
My favorite memes?
Dank memes.
4:38 pspspsps got me ngl lol
Hard to swallow pills: Dark humor isn’t funny.
Watching cams as a crewmate ❎
Watching cams as a ghost so no one can kill u ☑️
Yes I am 3:10
My mom: I gave birth to you, I own you.
Me, knowing that I'm adopted: The adoption paper don't lie
Hello there!
General konobi
General kobia
Me: *lies on my back on an exercise ball, letting my head dangle upside down*
My nose: *erupts with stomach acids*
Me: *jolts back up into a regular seated position* WTF JUST HAPPENED???
Positive comment day 36:
“Let your dreams be bigger than your fears, your actions louder than your words, and your faith stronger than your feelings.”
7:33: You could have been born in any era, but you were born in the era with memes!
Me: Yessssss
First
Bruh no one cares, you haven't even finished the video.
@@r0ad_killer758 I know but i’ve never been first and for me is special
@@r0ad_killer758 ye true •~•
@@r0ad_killer758 if no one cares why did you answer?
@@fatimaalmazan578 Because there are probably 4 other people with his comment.
0:09 "alright boys, lets catch some fishies."
"Fish can produce oil."
The USA: "We have evidence that fish are making nuclear weapons, thus we need to declare war on the oceans and invade them!"
Aquaman or Namor are going to be so pissed.
Fish: can be seen in Russia and Germany
Poland: *They're gonna invade!*
,,How I know a movie is about to be released" lollll
1:25: as an Italian, I can confirm
Finally, a Pacific rim related meme.
7:26
I was laughing but the Yeet the Child killed it.
Buying youtube premium: no
Makin a youtube channel, earning money with it and then buying premium: yes
Me playing Minecraft with my dad
Dad:gives me diamonds for some water I renamed gasoline
Me:this is the best trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever!
I’m surprised Spongebob and Patrick weren’t a better duo
I just realized 2021 sounds like "2020 won" and 2022 sounds like "2020 too"
My mother: makes hot bath. Me: HOT where cold water?
American parents: NOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE ALCOHOL YOUR 17
UK and Ireland parents: Your 8 now, here's a beer
Everybody gangsta until Memenade makes their new channel, Grenana.
Me when I enter my zoom class: Bravo six going dark.
What people fear:
spiders
being lost
water
death
*moms reading report cards*