it burns your throat and stomach, then they pull your intestines up through your body to replace all of it, then.... after you eat you shit 10mins later, then...... you need to eat more then you shit more, enjoy
Imagine calling in sick to work and you see this on the news the next day. *"Sometimes you don't know what terrible fate your bad luck might have saved you from."*
![GTA: San Andreas [PC] Crazy Trains Mod 2 (CLEO)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Y5coBVtCbsU/mqdefault.jpg)
Best part is no talking. None of that "What's up guy's?!?!?" or "Like and subscribe!" Just a well made video. Bravo sir bravo
Yeah....on second thought....don't follow that train CJ.
Too late!
All we had to do was follow the damn train, C.J.!
So long as you stay close to it, you should be fine, hopefully?
Lol
Num 9 large with extra ramp dipping lol
Imagine just waking up to a train horn and just exploding cars in your neighborhood.
Legend Mr Sinful fé * ,, ((0 (£
lol
Imagine going on the freeway and you see this wall of death coming straight at you...
...then you remember you're flying a Deluxo, like 99% of assholes in this game and you're absolutely fine.
Excatly
To infinity AND BEYOND!
Well ripperonies
Imagine you just bought a new car and driving a high speed over making you fly to the sky....and blow up 😭
this is way better than those "will this stop the train" vids
If you can't stop the train... become the train
Cara wa daddafuq i
@@nou6690 htchjj
aham seu br com a cara da Twilight
Oh o brzao falando fatos man kkkk
This what happens when an UNSTOPPABLE force meets a ton of MOVABLE objects 😂
Can you just imagine what facing something like that IRL would be like? Terrifying.
If someone did that in real life... I think the world would end
not even the police can stop this madness
0:30 “CHILL THE FUCK OUT!” 😂
THIS IS THE NEXT ACTION MOVIE; A CITY UNDER SIEGE-POLICE CAN'T STOP THE...........................RAMP-TRAIN!!!!
I'd watch it!
me too!!
TomCat Xsl Starring Nicholas Cage as the runaway train conductor.
'I'm tired of these mother fuckin' ramps on these mother fuckin' trains!' -Samuel L Jackson
Hollywood nowadays...Won't be surprised if this is true.
"ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!"
The cars in midair makes the train look a locomotive because the cars represent steam
Strawberry Clorox Bleach I love what do keep it up
the cars fuel the rampage so you're kinda right
Lol
it burns your throat and stomach, then they pull your intestines up through your body to replace all of it, then.... after you eat you shit 10mins later, then...... you need to eat more then you shit more, enjoy
I hate Clorox
Breaking news: A train goes on a RAMPage
Piero Minaya Rojas get out.
No thanks.
That's right, you tell that asshole!
Tony Parker Lloyd ;::(
Piero Minaya Rojas good one
Imagine being on the freeway and watching those vehicles in distance.
*Damn*
@@XeonIsWeird *train*
this is my go to video when I'm stressed
Hoonigan Automotive R
Hoonigan Automotive iiand
Dawson the Hoonigan same
today's weather is a 99% chase of raining cars and your going to need more then an umbrella
Totally!
Rara gendeng
I'm sad that homeless guy never got his beer and pot.
+Riley Rose
r.i.p homeless guy
2017---3017
death by stairway to heaven the true strategy of the highway war ramp
crichton55 I'm not!😅
Why did the homeless person have to die
he also did a slight dab
Homeless guys don't drink beer or smoke pot. They drink vanilla extract and huff paint.
"We Will Have Flying Cars In The Future!"
2016: Literally Flying Cars
I wish I had one of these. It would be the ultimate revenge for when cars intentionally pull out in front of me.
I find the Insurgent to be really therapeutic when I'm having a bad day for scumbag driver AI.
@@bombkangaroo xxx
You will go to jail
@@aidenracecar728 no shit sherlock
If only it was cheat codes
challenge: try to outrun that thing on the highway!
Beau Hovey yes yes YES! Best challenge idea ever
if you can outrun it then you should have it so the floor it lava so you have to drive and stay on the ramp while avoiding obstacles
+mots625 Agreed
Just grab an Adder or a Cheetah and you could hold your own.
Beau Hovey Use hacks done
Directed by Michael Bay
you mean Michael Gay
LuvnDatKFC 😂 lol
LuvnDatKFC Need more explosions
charlie c lol great insult kid
Thunder 249 lol I'm not a kid I could crush you
**Train operator**-"WHY IS EVERYONE EXCEPT ME GOING THE WRONG WAY?!"
He's English
Why the hell is this so damn satisfying!
need to have the ramp with a curved face so it throws the cars back in front of the train again...
that probably wouldn't work because of the physics of the ramp moving forward, it would basically be like a large curved wall.
Dunno, but the carnage would be fun!
Yeah they would eventually fall of the sides which would look even better
Not what I expected... But worth it!
Oh God that’s terrifying 😂
By far the best train mod you've showed us so far, somehow a lot more satisfying to watch
Imagine calling in sick to work and you see this on the news the next day.
*"Sometimes you don't know what terrible fate your bad luck might have saved you from."*
3:29 Goodbye Heisenberg :v
4:58 BACK TO THE FUTURE CAR
3:41 like bugs on a windshield
This is how you deal with traffic jam.
I learned so much that day.
Perhaps too much..
0:24 DUDE THE BOX TRUCK GOT CAUGHT ON THE ROADSIGN XDDDDDDD
That's gotta be the best 6 minutes of entertainment so far this week.
Cars:I believe i can fly
Well the people in that bus at 1:46 never had a chance it exploded as soon as it hit the ground
3:17 he's gonna need money for his life threatening injuries
Now imagine if the train had the Phantom wedge
If they ever make a GTA movie, I hope it’s just a two hour version of this.
if I ever saw this coming down the road id be terrified
5:48 SCOOOOOTER BROTHER
This would be pretty useful during Manhattan rush hour
The realism is stunning.
gunshots screams explosions
i sleep
Gta 5 train RAMP on street & highway
R E A L S H I T ?
You're on your way to work when you see a giant ramp being pushed by a train coming at you. What do you do?
grab my 5mm and end my life before it can end me
Cool train RAMPs
I can't imagine how not to watch this whole day.
No one will see this comment
Darkendergaming I did
do you know why we do?...
because we love you... 💜
Darkendergaming I did...😏
Darkendergaming d
What comment?
The answer to dealing with rush hour traffic. Now, to make it happen.
scuse me ..coming through.. freedom train arrivin on track 1. whoot whoo !!
"ow you broke my foot! :("
"Freedom!!":P
*ShOoTiNg StArS Intensities*
Love hearing Michael saying chill the fuck out as he's killing everyone.
5:37 made my day
one of the MOST beautiful things ive ever seen.
When you’re on the lane next to the train* ‘HA LOOK AT ALL THOSE FLYING PEOPLE!’
When you driving a train and she texts you her parents aren’t home.
Nah I'm not interested in that. But if she said:
I have Minecraft 2 I would go crazy
when you want to revenge those npc after online mission, seriously npc drivers are often blocking the way when you need to get away
Imagine this happening in real life 😨😭
The train is the most powerfull force in the gta v world
This is more epic than I thought
This has overtaken 9/11 as the worst terrorist attack in history
At least you don't have to worry about height clearance :-p
Rip homeless guy
This is like a weapon I would see the Trade Federation making in Star Wars.
Ramp buggy Mk. 2
Will (insert here) stop the train?
Will anything stop THIS train!?
Imagine this online😍
Seems that guy must've delivered that pizza in one piece
6:01, CRASH!
Still a better lovestory than Twilight.
Do more!!! I love your gta train videos so much!!!
This is oddly satisfying to see lol.
2:28 : that one kid at the toy section in Walmart after their mom didn’t let them have Pokémon cards
"A weapon... To surpass Metal Gear"
That's so beautiful! I died of happiness.
2:00 SUPER FUNNY!!!!
can you do more train vs traffic in gta 5.
How it feels to chew five gum......
Lol. The moped guy was super funny!
GTA 6 concept
5:57 HE JUST KEPT GOING I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAO
next video. 180 ° ramp or inverted that the cars got crushed.
the ramp is like: GET OUT OF MY WAY D:
5:43 "The shit I do for a living"
Is't kurwa bjutiful :')
BAH GAWD!!! I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH CARNAGE! THIS IS UNGODLY!
Guy: There will be flying cars in the future
This vid:
Looks like hulk is making his way 😂
You ran over a homeless person
THE most insane GTA mod I've seen lol
Such a simple video that has alot of humorous situations
This was strangely calming...
I just cant get enough of this...
I'm so glad that this isn't on PS4 and Xbox One. Imagine if there was an update about this. No road would be safe. Lol
Did I just find something more insane than The Fate of the Furious?
4:16 thanks ypu
You litterly doing everything Iv ever wanted to do!
This and VR and I would never leave my room again.
You have any idea how badly I wanna wreck a packed online session with this? LMAO man, I'd be giggling like a psychotic preteen 🤪🤣
just when you thought a train on the highway was bad now there is a train on the highway with a ramp that is truly terrorizing!!!
This is oddly satisfying lol