Mulan (2020): The Most Putrid Disney Remake

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  • @margarethmichelina5146
    @margarethmichelina5146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4424

    Disney:
    "We remove Mushu because it's not realistic for having a talking dragon based on real life movie. But, we changed it to a witch lady who can turn to be a bird."

    • @jasonstellaris
      @jasonstellaris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lol

    • @TheRoflcer
      @TheRoflcer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      1000 birds at that.

    • @flowersky31__49
      @flowersky31__49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +452

      "And we'll call her a witch, even though that's an extremely western concept and there are no witches /witch equivalents in Chinese mythology or the original ballad"

    • @arandominternetuser4507
      @arandominternetuser4507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Also Disney: *Mulan sprinting on a wall*

    • @tiamystic
      @tiamystic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Also Disney: Bring in a phoenix to the story even though it’s a Greek mythological creature.

  • @nathangould9549
    @nathangould9549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4273

    i really like part from the animated when they are singing about how cool they are because they are in the military and how many women will fall for them when they get home, only to have a huge, shocking shift in tone when they just stumble into an entire burned village filled with dead bodies from soldiers who never made it home, its a shame that one of the most powerful moments in the movie was just another moment in the remake

    • @calemr
      @calemr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +864

      Can I just add to that: they are singing "A girl worth fighting for", and when they reach the burnt ruins, they find the doll of a little girl. A child, to avenge, and all the innocent women and children of China to protect. A girl worth fighting for.

    • @ipreferalfredo9874
      @ipreferalfredo9874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      Girl Worth Fighting For is one of the best, most jarring scenes in Disney, and I personally adore it.

    • @nathangould9549
      @nathangould9549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      @@ipreferalfredo9874 i don't think anyone was expecting them to just gleefully walk into a massacre after a standard Disney musical number

    • @bleeters5984
      @bleeters5984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      @@calemr See, this is how I knew the film was going to be garbage when news started to surface that the remake wasn't going to have any singing in it. A Girl Worth Fighting For is more than just a way to spend a few minutes in a jovial way that'll entertain kids. It's the goddamn turning point of the movie. There's a reason it's the last song in the film before the credits roll.

    • @lizf440
      @lizf440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      @@bleeters5984 I never realized it was the last song. And they don't even finish it right? Don't they stop mid line?

  • @argkitsune
    @argkitsune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2485

    Mulan in the original took the Lego set and said fuck the instructions.
    Mulan in the remake took the instructions and said fuck the Lego set.

    • @drakebloodknight7981
      @drakebloodknight7981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      This is the best analogy I have read in a long, long time.

    • @easyJat99
      @easyJat99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      This took me too many re reads to understand
      I'm slow

    • @ilikemilk7833
      @ilikemilk7833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Seems about right

    • @wburchell3468
      @wburchell3468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      No, this movie just burnt both and got high on the Lego fumes.

    • @autisticvenusaur
      @autisticvenusaur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Soviet Russia

  • @Naokarma
    @Naokarma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3611

    The Mulan remake is just Disney saying "We don't have to try. We just want your money, and especially you, China." Words cannot express how happy I am that this movie failed miserably.

    • @austincantswim3383
      @austincantswim3383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      The hilarious thing is the remake failed in China. Critically and financially(although it failed in that regard in general).

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Guilherme Santos oh I think it got straight up banned. Not censored.

    • @Kalleosini
      @Kalleosini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I feel like they've been saying it for years.

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Kalleosini I mean, yeah, but it's been a sidenote for a long time rather than their main statement.

    • @houndofculann1793
      @houndofculann1793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@Naokarma they also did all the things they tried to woo the Chinese with so hilariously badly that the movie's actually pretty much insulting their culture instead of sucking up to it

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7312

    "A Disney remake of a classic film is bad?"
    "So people actually die when they are killed?"

    • @austincantswim3383
      @austincantswim3383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      And the archer class is full of archers.

    • @erwa223
      @erwa223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Bro why are you everywhere

    • @francescolombardi3438
      @francescolombardi3438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      impossible!
      That's like saying Berserkers are able to go berserk!

    • @boopysnoop9629
      @boopysnoop9629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i thought you had been killed by littlekingbot

    • @zachh6214
      @zachh6214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      "Just because you're right doesn't mean you're correct"

  • @sagebias2251
    @sagebias2251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3065

    Remember kids. Mulan's quality as a female protagonist is directly due to her being physically stronger.

    • @fabiofuoco
      @fabiofuoco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +389

      By natural instinct too, not by hard work

    • @royal3809
      @royal3809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      @@fabiofuoco nonono, because of her _chi_

    • @TSH425
      @TSH425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      @@fabiofuoco thats something i loved about the first movie she wasent magically good or strong right off the bat she had to learn and be creative to keep up with the men which only made people respect her more and more as she did things not using brute force but by creativity and knowledge but now its mary sue hur dur she was born like this i hate it here so much

    • @childofchaos1645
      @childofchaos1645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Disney - Making girls powerful by just giving it to them, instead of having to work for success

    • @zoniannitrate2905
      @zoniannitrate2905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@childofchaos1645 no, no, no you just dont get it. they are empowering women by... um... telling them.... uh.... that they can only be as good as a man if they have superpowers?

  • @NukeOTron
    @NukeOTron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3829

    So... pretty much...
    1998 Mulan: "How 'bout a girl who's got a brain, who always speaks her mind?"
    2020 Mulan: "NAAAAAH!"

    • @Michael-McCollum
      @Michael-McCollum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      This is genius

    • @ctons
      @ctons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      2020 Mulan: *senseless grunting*

    • @baileyyh72
      @baileyyh72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah :(

    • @baileyyh72
      @baileyyh72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@ctons aH oOh eEeÆ

    • @netherot624
      @netherot624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Dont forget her spider powers

  • @kazekamiha
    @kazekamiha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1994

    Lesson of the Original: Tradition is a guide for the wise and a rule for fools.
    Lesson of the Remake: You can only be awesome if you're born that way.

    • @funnyvideoguy3216
      @funnyvideoguy3216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Honestly that first quote is genius

    • @cosmicspacething3474
      @cosmicspacething3474 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah, I gotta remember that first quote to save for later. I’ve thought of it, but I never was able to put that idea into words like you just did.

    • @kazekamiha
      @kazekamiha ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@cosmicspacething3474 Just a little thing I heard once.

    • @danielwadford3699
      @danielwadford3699 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lesson of Mulan: Rise of a Warrior: War is traumatizing and changes you.

  • @elektra81516
    @elektra81516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1876

    Original: "It's okay to break the rules and overcome social norms if it means you can save many lives by doing so"
    2020: *OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY*

    • @simedinson984
      @simedinson984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      china payed for it so

    • @SilvrSavior
      @SilvrSavior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      OBEY CHINA more like it

    • @lizcollinson2692
      @lizcollinson2692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I see China being blamed for an authoritarian theme. Of course there are no other cultures closer to home that have been developing an authoritarian approach to thier citizens is there?

    • @simedinson984
      @simedinson984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lizcollinson2692 well Hollywood ain't scared of the one closer to home as it isn't as big of a market. Also any wedter government wouldn't cancel a movie in that country for not agreeing with the social norm

    • @lizcollinson2692
      @lizcollinson2692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@simedinson984 Hollywood isn't scared of any foreign market it rates the success of any film based on the US box Office results. World box Office they only see as a bonus.
      Because China doesn't respect intellectual property it will always be a minority market for Hollywood.
      They might care about cultural representation for AAPI not actual Asians.

  • @mA-nd1xr
    @mA-nd1xr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3081

    Original's lesson: Don't discriminate other because of anything, because everyone can have potential and could even save your life
    This movie's lesson: Don't lie or be against the rules of your society, unless you have superpowers. Then it's ok

    • @wander1139
      @wander1139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      its even more ironic when the original came out they told them to shove it when they wanted to sensor the movie now there thanking them for doing it and letting them film near concentration camps

    • @TheDanishGuyReviews
      @TheDanishGuyReviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      The remake is very like the worst of American and China, huh?

    • @drake1360
      @drake1360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      It's almost like the new film was shot in, and approved by, a communist dictatorship that is trying to brainwash its citizens into blindly obeying the government.

    • @kevinm5940
      @kevinm5940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@drake1360 it's not even properly Communist. I certainly wouldn't call China a classless society.

    • @AngelEmfrbl
      @AngelEmfrbl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@drake1360 no, it's pushing pro-female agendas that are currently ruining films. The original works because she wins despite the limitations of being a woman... This is just about making women look good.
      China is though worth a lot if money and Disney land in Asia is getting them hate. What they wanted was something they could sell to China and the west and they failed at both.

  • @hadesgaudy5746
    @hadesgaudy5746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2929

    It’s actually not surprising the movie flopped considering they charged 30 dollars for it along with already needing a Disney plus subscription what were they thinking

    • @TooRudeProductions
      @TooRudeProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      It's almost like the movie industry doesn't know how to Market to people outside of shoving everyone into a dirty theater

    • @FoxIord
      @FoxIord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      I would be shocked if this doesn't go down as one of the worst business decisions in cinema history.

    • @TBNL07
      @TBNL07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      paying for this is unconscionable when TPB exists

    • @IchibanOjousama
      @IchibanOjousama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TooRudeProductions you are dirty

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      The idea that this abomination of a movie costs $30, presumably as an attempt to recoup costs for multiple people on one TV and for theaters still largely being closed, still makes more sense than the idea that *both* this movie and _Artemis Fowl_ were originally going to released in theaters by Disney in the final forms we got.

  • @huntsman9316
    @huntsman9316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1034

    I love how Mulan was still a newbie and had no fighting experience when she went to training camp.
    She’s not “the chosen one” who automatically gets combat powers when she’s born. That’s stupid

    • @clintivanorsolino9518
      @clintivanorsolino9518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      If that Mulan wasnt A Chosen one in the Live action remake, she would still Kick The Generals Ass After She becomes not-a-newbie. Walt Disney Where Are u?

    • @tommyallen8780
      @tommyallen8780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mulan is god status these days xP my proof? She's playable in smite

    • @artbytesia
      @artbytesia 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What the hey was Disney...? Wait, never mind. They didn't think at ALL!

  • @lostcrusader8053
    @lostcrusader8053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    As a little red dragon once said, “DISHONOR ON YOU!! DISHONOR ON YOUR (CASH)COW!!”

  • @FarragoTheFox
    @FarragoTheFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2447

    This is basically the MORE👏FEMALE👏DRONE👏PILOTS👏 of movie plots.

    • @OhNoBohNo
      @OhNoBohNo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      China: Ha ha, dont worry everyone, we WILL let women fight in our military. Yay, us! *plays recorded applause track*
      Update: USA- Ha ha, dont worry everyone, we WILL let transgender people fight in our military. Yay, us! *plays recorded applause track*

    • @IDFK531
      @IDFK531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      China will let women fight in their army as long as they were born with magic.

    • @Debicus
      @Debicus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@IDFK531 Truly progressive.

    • @tlebron8426
      @tlebron8426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@OhNoBohNo Too bad the tape sprung after 2 seconds of audio...

    • @geekgirl_luv4262
      @geekgirl_luv4262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They completely ruined an amazing, strong female character that girls could actually look up to. Instead of sending the message to think outside the box and not be afraid to challenge outdated and arbitrary expectations and limitations, the new movie was essentially “she fight good because magic”, with a shit ton of propaganda thrown in for good measure

  • @brittengbers9628
    @brittengbers9628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1816

    When you said "Disnep" I died laughing. In Dutch, "Disnep" will be read as "Dit is nep", which means "This is fake", which I think is perfect 😂

    • @jasonstellaris
      @jasonstellaris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Achievement get: the translator

    • @robbieaulia6462
      @robbieaulia6462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      This explains the entire movie compared to the old one very well.

    • @H0gwashing
      @H0gwashing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Disneph

    • @themoocow7718
      @themoocow7718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That is pretty perfect.

    • @TheGalaxyWings
      @TheGalaxyWings ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Backwards Gisney

  • @Nick46289
    @Nick46289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    17:21 That's not her armor.
    That's her father's armor. Her father's armor that she stole and then threw in the dirt without a second thought.
    Yes, I am still upset how poorly her father is treated in this movie.

    • @WhatAFatRat
      @WhatAFatRat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Just because she's a woman she took the stuff that is gonna protect her off?

    • @GTAandApplechannel
      @GTAandApplechannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@WhatAFatRat I know that anime girls get more powerful the less clothes they wear ( including armor )

    • @StormgemThunder
      @StormgemThunder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@WhatAFatRat nonono, she realised the armour is useless compared to how powerful her plot armour is

    • @fabiofuoco
      @fabiofuoco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Oh you mean like actively revealing her secret to the military so that she and her father/family would have faced severe consequences?
      Yeah she doesn’t give a fuck about her family in this garbage movie.

    • @cneofficial3958
      @cneofficial3958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I'm defying my culture by being a woman soldier! So I'm throwing my protective armor to the ground and letting down my hair even though that is a huge danger and there is a reason all of the men had it up or cut to begin with, as enemies can grab it or it can get caught on something! Leaving my now armor less self exposed

  • @theaverageDon
    @theaverageDon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    The best thing about the portrayal of Mulan fighting in the army is that it illustrates realism in that she doesn't win through brute strength but ingenuity and finesse. Hence the needless creation of a magic system in the live action remake

    • @devildeer292
      @devildeer292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      So basically, modern Hollywood writers are too stupid to solve problems through cunning and intelligence and need some kind of way for the hero/heroine to just beat the problem to death.

    • @ombricshalazar3869
      @ombricshalazar3869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @SOFIA LEE (Student) bro wdym she's the rock next to the fat guy? can you imagine the muscle power needed to move around with the same agility when he's so fat? or hell, just moving all that flesh around at all. plus the armor. and the trekking around. hell, i'd say the plump guy is the fittest one in the battalion.

    • @Sines314
      @Sines314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ombricshalazar3869 Agreed. He seems to be in the realm of sumo wrestles whose fat hides their shocking amount of muscles.
      Also the guy isn't just big because he's fat. The guy is also huge besides that fat. He is fat. But he is also actually big-boned.

  • @appleslice4412
    @appleslice4412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1083

    Fun fact: this movie was so inaccurate to chinese culture that someone made a youtube channel just to point them out

    • @a-raegun912
      @a-raegun912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Xiran Jay Zhao is her name. Check it out!

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      hehe

    • @mimic3646
      @mimic3646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I forgot about that channel

    • @wildfirefox1
      @wildfirefox1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      And I love her so much for it lol

    • @galaxychill9578
      @galaxychill9578 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      her name is Xiran Jay Zhao
      (oh cool they're both Jay's lol)

  • @WeekendWarrior1
    @WeekendWarrior1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1059

    What? A Disney remake is bad? No way....like no way

    • @Svreign.Studious
      @Svreign.Studious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But Peterpan still an awesome movie i think

    • @Luxstar13
      @Luxstar13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ehrm . lion king is quite bad bud not horrendously bad as this one.

    • @cneofficial3958
      @cneofficial3958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Luxstar13 lion king was bad but in the words of scahffrilas productions that movie had moments that gave it even the smallest ounce of worth, while this movie is worthless. It only subtracts

    • @logeyperogi1805
      @logeyperogi1805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Live action Jungle Book was nice :(

  • @CharleyA73
    @CharleyA73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    I'll Make a Man out of You is hands-down the best Disney song of all time and I will die on this hill

    • @ethandalton6480
      @ethandalton6480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I get chills every time it gets to the part when Mulan is climbing the pole

    • @GoblinKnightLeo
      @GoblinKnightLeo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It's definitely Top #3. The other two songs are both in _A Goofy Movie._

    • @UnintelligibleYT
      @UnintelligibleYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I have not watched Mulan and I don't really like much of Disney, but it is one of the few songs that I'll sing to myself sometimes. It's just so good.

    • @clam6254
      @clam6254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      reflection as well it’s a tie for me

    • @thinkwithurdipstick
      @thinkwithurdipstick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@GoblinKnightLeo a man of culture I see

  • @bunnys9704
    @bunnys9704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    If I might also add:
    One significant scene in the original is when the emperor (and all the people gathered at the palace) bow to Mulan for saving them. Its a recognition of her way of thinking, it symbolizes how they acknowledge the fact that she saved China through disregarding its traditional system of values.
    In the remake, however, Mulan is the one to bow to the emperor, basically saying "I am a good little soldier, I bow to the system, our traditions dont need to be challenged or critiqued"
    Other scene that I heard pointed out is how Mulan in the original uses her fan to disarm and eventually defeat the villain. It not only repeats her most characteristic trait of being clever and innovative, but, most importantly, it uses the fan - a symbol of femininity - to do so. Mulan doesnt need to be as physically strong as a man, doesnt need to kick arrows and overpower oponents with "chi" - she doesnt need to be "like a man". She is a woman and that is all she ever needs and more to kick ass and save her country.

    • @keilahhall5659
      @keilahhall5659 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Also not to mention it is one more piece of symbolism that she doesn’t adhere to societal standards for women and traditional femininity because she uses the fan in a very different way than it is meant for. It is also another example of her innovation. When she pulls out the fan the villain says “looks like your all out of ideas” then when he goes to attack, she uses it to disarm and take his sword, she responds “not quite”. Just another great example of her quick thinking with the resources she is given.

  • @devilord3271
    @devilord3271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4679

    So let me get this straight, a movie about a Chinese woman reject the norms of her authoritarian culture is changed in the remake to be about a Chinese woman begrudgingly rejecting the norms of her authoritarian culture and feels guilty about it the entire movie? GEE, I WONDER WHY THEY DECIDED TO DO THAT?

    • @thareinpotuhera5255
      @thareinpotuhera5255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @Addison Tripp Not for this movie lol

    • @seamusmckeon9109
      @seamusmckeon9109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      It’s almost like they don’t care about the original

    • @ThatPash
      @ThatPash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Yeah, you got a point. It's unfortunate

    • @ravermader7035
      @ravermader7035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Are you Paul Joseph Watson?

    • @catloaf-tt7fc
      @catloaf-tt7fc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Ah yes, the sweet yuan, the sweet sweet yuan.

  • @StupidWeb
    @StupidWeb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +945

    "We've seen her do one thing"
    I never realised exactly how terrificly constructed that opening MINUTE is

    • @noticeable_difference7340
      @noticeable_difference7340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      most good movies do that; movies are meant to be meticulously crafted so that no shot is wasted and the theme is continuously reinforced

    • @StupidWeb
      @StupidWeb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@noticeable_difference7340 I know, but it's just crazy how well that goal can be achieved

    • @princeapoopoo5787
      @princeapoopoo5787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Especially because the scene is *humorous* and her dog was considered one of the Disney Mascot™ characters that kind of can feel cash grabby if not done well. As a kid you're just "haha dog go brr haha look how her dad is so calm while wicked hijinks happen" These things never made me give this scene much thought (outside of the good animation because I am a ho for good animation)

    • @cashnelson2306
      @cashnelson2306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now wait til you see.... other movies! 😳

    • @StupidWeb
      @StupidWeb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@cashnelson2306 again, I'm just astounded how well constructed that opening minute is, considering so many other movies that have absolutely terrible openings/character establishing scenes

  • @PositiviteaTheFirst
    @PositiviteaTheFirst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    I wasn't aware that chi was basically the fucking Force.

    • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
      @MoostachedSaiyanPrince 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Nah, the Chi in this movie is "better" because The Force requires training even if it literally made your mother birth you with no father. If your Chi is strong enough, it makes you an automatically good martial artist and weapons expert, gives you super human strength, speed, and agility, and apparently lets you shape shift and discard the laws of physics by changing your mass and letting you split your mind between dozens of smaller forms simultaneously. Meanwhile everyone else are just normal people.

    • @garrysucks4190
      @garrysucks4190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wow! I realized that with this statement, this movie parallels with Star Wars: The Force Awakens! Both protagonists are mary sues, and the worlds that had intricacy and detail built into it went to sweet FA and crumbled the instant these two appeared on the big screen.

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MoostachedSaiyanPrince so kinda like the Ki from DBZ as well, but without the energy blasts

    • @scottwhitman9868
      @scottwhitman9868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MoostachedSaiyanPrince “requires training” looks at rey

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@scottwhitman9868
      Rey doesn't exist, and neither do the movies in which she does.

  • @Nionivek
    @Nionivek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    "Chi is only for warriors, not women"... Uuuuuhhh... I've never ever EVER heard of that. In fact isn't one type of Chi female aligned? I am starting to see why China hated the live action.

    • @PlatinumAltaria
      @PlatinumAltaria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      All living things are meant to have qi, it's like saying "souls are for warriors only."

    • @odinsrensen7460
      @odinsrensen7460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      How the hell did they make this whole movie without one of the Chinese involved pointing this out to the director?

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@odinsrensen7460 What is funny is that they were REQUIRED to have someone from China working on this project.

    • @odinsrensen7460
      @odinsrensen7460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@Nionivek Oh right, the CCP. And the CCP were more concerned with the politics than the actual culture of their nation.
      I guess we really shouldn't be surprised, it's right there in the name, the second initial...

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Sexism makes no sense in a world with magic such as this. If chi allows a five year old to do such ridiculus thing the only ones in the army would be chi users no matter the sex. The culture would be so drastically different it would be unrecognizable to any of us

  • @liamroutledge4439
    @liamroutledge4439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    I believe erik from internet comment etiquitte said it best "I pirated this movie for free and i still want my money back"

    • @MiloMurphysLaw
      @MiloMurphysLaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Disney should pay everyone who ever heard of the movie $37 to apologize for making it.
      Edit: now that they’re raising the price of Disney+ they should have to pay everyone $38

    • @rastaramune7893
      @rastaramune7893 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MiloMurphysLaw Agreed. I watched the movie in this random indie site, and I feel offended as if I did pay for it.

  • @m3me_enthus14st8
    @m3me_enthus14st8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Disney "We want to remake Mulan so it is culturally realistic and accurate"
    Also Disney: removes dragons which are a staple in Chinese mythology and history and adds a magical bird woman

    • @DarwinRoger893
      @DarwinRoger893 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      and adds witches that were not in Chinese mythology. great job, Disney.

    • @helion_ut
      @helion_ut ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ​@@DarwinRoger893 And a phoenix, which also has nothing to do with chinese mythology. Damn Disney, I wonder why your movie wasn't popular amongst chinese audiences...

    • @garlicbread1575
      @garlicbread1575 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@helion_ut Phoenixes do apparently appear in Chinese mythology...
      But they modeled the one in the movie off the EUROPEAN Phoenix

    • @helion_ut
      @helion_ut ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@garlicbread1575 They are probably the chinese equivalent to something similar to a phoenix. Russian mythology also has a fire bird called "djar pziza" and people oftentimes call it the "russian phoenix", which is just... Yeah, it's a fire bird and maybe shares origins with the phoenix, but come on guys, are you just gonna make every fire bird a phoenix?

    • @PsychadelicWolf
      @PsychadelicWolf ปีที่แล้ว

      And not a single a Chinese woman on the writing team. All white women, even flew one of the writers to China to 'absorb the culture'. Literally could've saved thousands of dollars by hiring a Chinese woman.

  • @Katyamuffin
    @Katyamuffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1562

    Also, is nobody gonna talk about the horrible clunky reference to the original Ballad of Mulan the movie painfully shoved in because they thought they were clever?

    • @calemr
      @calemr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      You mean the one where they got the quote wrong and twisted the meaning from "I don't know if the two equals were male or female, I could not tell." To "MAN AND WOMAN SAME."?

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Don’t forget blatantly adding in lines from the songs like “I don’t care what she looks like, just what she cooks like.”

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@calemr what?!

    • @calemr
      @calemr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @@gracekim1998
      The quoted portion of the original poem in the live action movie. They say it as (And forgive me if I'm not perfectly 1 to 1 on this quote, it's been a little while) "I saw 2 rabbits running side by side, I think one was a boy one was a girl.". While every translation I've ever seen is close to this example I took from wikisource: "The buck bounds here and there,
      Whilst the doe has narrow eyes.
      But when the two rabbits run side by side,
      How can you tell the female from the male?"
      It's saying that when they run (A metaphor for being a soldier) you cannot tell if there is a female among them or not because you cannot see any of the identifying marks. Not that there absolutely were a male and a female and they were both running equally.

    • @TheAdarkerglow
      @TheAdarkerglow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@calemr What really strikes me as odd is that, as I recall the line right now, I think she sort of contradicts, in that she seems to know they're male and female, but also says she can't tell them apart, because they truncated it so heavily. But yes, they take it that extra step from, "the differences are fewer than the similarities" to "they're exactly the same."

  • @GoblinKnightLeo
    @GoblinKnightLeo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    On the subject of climbing the pole during military training - I always assumed that Mulan's solution was the _intended_ solution, and Li Shang the drill instructor simply wanted the soldiers to figure it out for themselves as part of their training. It simply made too much sense for me to think it was just an innovation.

    • @thinkwithurdipstick
      @thinkwithurdipstick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      “This represents discipline. And this represents strength. You need both to reach the arrow.” I think that pretty much implies that he meant for them to use the weights to reach the arrow, much like mulan did

    • @godspeed2272
      @godspeed2272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@thinkwithurdipstick yeah I believe it was intentional

    • @StardustontheWind
      @StardustontheWind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I think the point was to get innovation. Mulan still innovated to climb the pole, but yes Shang was trying to train the soldiers to think and problem solve.

    • @GoblinKnightLeo
      @GoblinKnightLeo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@StardustontheWind Again, I think it was the intended solution, so it wouldn't count as an innovation. As an earlier comment noted, Shang said the soldiers _needed_ the weights in order to reach the arrow - not merely that they had to have them in order for success to count - implying the weights themselves, rather than the concepts they represented, were the key to success.
      An intended solution cannot be an innovation - although it certainly could be an inducement to innovate from Shang to his recruits.

    • @hobodog7758
      @hobodog7758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I do find it interesting how in the challenge strength and discipline are represented as things weighing you down. Perhaps it is ment to convey the importance of how these virtues are used.

  • @Maeve-The-Brave
    @Maeve-The-Brave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1933

    "They decide to forgive her for... being a woman." Ah man, I love the Disney magic and fantasy in this! As if China would ever forgive any woman in real life for being a woman, haha, so magical!

    • @fablesguykol3025
      @fablesguykol3025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Back than Mulan was real and she was heralded as a war hero in feudal China. However this is still a vastly inept and garbage shit show of a film.

    • @Dandidoodles
      @Dandidoodles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@fablesguykol3025 "back then Mulan was real" is she not still real? She just dead now.

    • @fablesguykol3025
      @fablesguykol3025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Dandidoodles I worked it oddly I admit (and just noticed my spelling error) but I meant she was an actual figure supposedly in Chinese history and not just a story.

    • @kataklysmus7460
      @kataklysmus7460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@fablesguykol3025 eeeeh not necessarily. both the movies were based on the ballad of mulan and most scholars believe it was just a story. it's just that the story didn't have any supernatural elements so it gave people the impression that it was real.
      but if you're interested in learning about an actual important female warrior, there's the princess pingyang, the daughter of the founder of the tang dynasty. she lead an army, she was basically one of the first generals of the tang dynasty. she brought other changes too, something along the lines of giving women more economic freedom, but i don't remember the details too well, so if you want to know more you'll have to find it yourself.

    • @fablesguykol3025
      @fablesguykol3025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kataklysmus7460 i will check that out, thank you for the information.

  • @RapunzelRed
    @RapunzelRed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    The scene where they all dress up as woman to infiltrate the castle isn’t necessarily plausible to work irl, but it’s supposed to be another social commentary about how the men don’t see woman as a threat in this society and the irony that now her fellow soldiers are doing the same thing that Mulan did to infiltrate the palace.

    • @enimo9241
      @enimo9241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      And it's also another example of Mulan's innovative problem solving

    • @DoctorPhileasFragg
      @DoctorPhileasFragg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@enimo9241 Jay already acknowledged it as such an example, but he also said it was the weakest one.

    • @itsme7336
      @itsme7336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Also, when they appeared dressed as women was the exact same moment the words "be a man" sounded, I chuckle every time that scene appears

    • @mahguvnah7403
      @mahguvnah7403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's also because a man dressed as a woman is funny.

    • @DeathKitta
      @DeathKitta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I thought it's to show that they respect woman and don't see disgusing in woman clothes as something humiliating or something.

  • @Materminds187
    @Materminds187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1007

    Everyone is disobedient when they’re kids. How is that scene supposed to tell people how she acts now?

    • @Bandajify
      @Bandajify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      me, terrified to be misbehaving as a kid: oh

    • @Materminds187
      @Materminds187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just Joking Still, people can change a lot from when they’re kids to how old Mulan is in the movie

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hystericalJ No it isn't. All kids misbehave at some point.

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hystericalJ Yes. Are we arguing semantics now?

    • @Materminds187
      @Materminds187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Just Joking .....Do you? I was just saying that pretty much everyone ACTS disobedient when they’re kids

  • @andrewweilmuenster2043
    @andrewweilmuenster2043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    Theres a very simple explaination to why she has these incredible abilitys. "The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be unnatural"

    • @kk_cats6072
      @kk_cats6072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LMAO

    • @drakebloodknight7981
      @drakebloodknight7981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The deepest lore

    • @sodiumfluoridel
      @sodiumfluoridel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      tbh I dont know why all the villagers didnt just escape from death. get gud amiright

    • @dart4388
      @dart4388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sodiumfluoridel i escaped that too!

    • @Light-at-Dawn
      @Light-at-Dawn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @towelclipz
    @towelclipz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    You planking just looks like you laying on the floor, depressed, and I find that funny for some reason

    • @teabook4
      @teabook4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes person

  • @adamdq8162
    @adamdq8162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2306

    Why don't people just watch Kung Fu panda instead. There's like three of them and they're all better than this.

    • @austincantswim3383
      @austincantswim3383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

      They even did a such a good job at representing Chinese culture and mythical history that even the Chinese government was impressed/jealous.

    • @adamdq8162
      @adamdq8162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@austincantswim3383 right??😂

    • @daystillnight
      @daystillnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Is the third one good? Only one I haven’t yet seen

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Because Kung Fu Panda is DreamWorks, and DreamWorks isn't Disney. Yet.

    • @luthientinuviel3883
      @luthientinuviel3883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@daystillnight its pretty good, I def enjoyed it.

  • @schwarzerritter5724
    @schwarzerritter5724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    This is like if Disney remade the Robin Hood animated movie and Robin can shoot arrows through massive brick walls, because his four humors are in perfect balance.

    • @elleboman8465
      @elleboman8465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Not gonna lie, I would LOVE it if a story set in medieval Europe conflated magic of the witches-and-fairies variety with "traditional European medicine/philosophy". Imagine the wisest member of the party healing our hero's mortal wound by busting out a jar of leeches, to the sound of harps and angelic voices.

    • @melanoc3tusii205
      @melanoc3tusii205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@elleboman8465 I mean, perhaps the Witcher?

    • @JRexRegis
      @JRexRegis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      And also he now steals from the poor and gives to the rich, because the king always gets his due.

    • @JRexRegis
      @JRexRegis 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@melanoc3tusii205 eh, Witcher medicine is more advanced than the dark ages. It's all herbal remedies and hygiene, not sheep dung and leeches.

    • @RosesTeaAndASD
      @RosesTeaAndASD ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The furries would love this movie.

  • @patrickmalone566
    @patrickmalone566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Gotta say, I never really saw the original as a "REJECT TRADITION, EMBRACE MODERNITY" kind of movie. I always saw it as a "be true to yourself" kind of movie. I would cite that because Mulan excels when she makes use of her own abilities and thinking, rather than strictly adhering to what's expected of her. While that doesn't necessarily exclude the "reject tradition" argument, if the movie was about that, I don't think she would have returned to her family at the end. She embraces parts of tradition, like an extreme value of honor, praying to her ancestors for help, and even participating in the matchmaking. She doesn't even express dissatisfaction at being a part of the matchmaking ceremony, it just involves her acting like someone she isn't and she therefore fails. She wins by being herself, not by rejecting tradition.
    Also the end credits song is "True To Your Heart."
    I do love your work though. Been a long time viewer and, from the bottom of my heart, geode. Looking forward to more of your stuff.

    • @SelphieFairy
      @SelphieFairy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Agree. Tbh, it bothered me a lot that he kept harping that the theme of the movie was about rejecting tradition. If you're going by traditional Chinese interpretation, the original Ballad of Mulan has nothing to do with being progressive. Hello, it's an old legend they teach little kids lmao. Now obviously, we're talking about an American film made by an American company, so they're going to put more of a western interpretation on the ballad. BUT that said, even in the Disney film, Mulan never went to war because of PROGRESS, she did it because she cared about her father, and more importantly, she was looking for a way to be a good daughter while being herself. There is one important scene in the animated film everyone always seems to gloss over, and that's after Mulan was left behind by the rest of the soldiers and she's sitting in the snow with Mushu. She says that when she ran away and took her father's place she was actually doing it selfishly. She wanted to see something worthwhile when she looked in the mirror. That right there imo is the true theme of the film. Mulan was running around trying different things to make her family proud. She tried being a perfect bride, but she failed at that. She tried being a good soldier, but she also failed at that. But the solution all along was that she just needed to be herself. And when she saves China, she isn't dressed as a bride or a soldier, but as herself. She goes home, tries to bring her father these gifts that should bring her family honor, but her dad rejects them. Instead, her fathers explains he loved her and cherished her all along just as she was. (,:

    • @geekgirl_luv4262
      @geekgirl_luv4262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Its both; it’s about being true to yourself, even if that doesn’t match what tradition expects you to be.

    • @patrickmalone566
      @patrickmalone566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't know, I still really feel like commentary on tradition is only really one you can make through implication and interpretation. "Be yourself" is very explicit.

    • @electricfeverx976
      @electricfeverx976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      After watching Accented Cinema it is true that Jay completely missed the mark on what Mulan was about. The movie was about being true to yourself, as stated in the song reflection, not "be progressive and reject tradition".

    • @user-qv4ip5if9x
      @user-qv4ip5if9x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@electricfeverx976 stuff can be two things though, and while Mulan is indeed mainly about being true to oneself, it’s just as valid to interpret it as a rejection of tradition. Although in Mulan’s case, that interpretation would have to be tweaked to reject harmful/bad/insert-negative-adjective traditions, since as the original commenter stated Mulan still embraces and follows certain aspects of tradition.

  • @nonya_bidness
    @nonya_bidness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    something i really appreciated about the original was that Mulan liked the society she lived in for the most part. she broke the rules exclusively because she was trying to help in the way she new best and there was nothing adversarial about it. despite its flaws her society wasn't her enemy.
    going back to the chicken scene, she's just trying to complete her chores, like you said.
    in Newlan however, she's screwing around for kicks.
    the former is an example of a valid approach that might lead one to re-evaluate the intrinsic value of whatever tradition is in question.
    the latter is just screwing around.

    • @YaBoiDoi
      @YaBoiDoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tru. Newlan is very bad.

    • @dhararry7929
      @dhararry7929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Basically, she likes the society she's in but has no problem abandoning it's values if she thinks there's a better solution

  • @LegendaryDorkKnight
    @LegendaryDorkKnight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    They literally changed the moral of the story from "Find new innovative ways to do things if they traditional way doesn't work for you" to "Women can do anything if they have magic powers."

  • @hectorbarrera8046
    @hectorbarrera8046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2322

    The original wins by default, since they didn't use an area that's essentially a concentration camp for the Uyghurs population and didn't have an actress that supports that CCCP police over the Hong Kong population they brutalize. Dishonor on you Disney. Cow and all.

    • @nachocheese2823
      @nachocheese2823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      The Chinese dub probably shows the camps, Disney doesnt just pander to minorities you know

    • @hectorbarrera8046
      @hectorbarrera8046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @@nachocheese2823 no it just tried pandering to China... and failing miserably.

    • @nachocheese2823
      @nachocheese2823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@hectorbarrera8046 my comment was a joke

    • @hectorbarrera8046
      @hectorbarrera8046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@nachocheese2823 oh. Sorry I'm bad understanding jokes

    • @sofijamarkovic6856
      @sofijamarkovic6856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Its also weird they let all that happend consiedring they fire people who are found to be making bad tweets in the past but then they are ok with this shir

  • @MrNoLen5
    @MrNoLen5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2569

    I believe Mulan has the highest kill count of any Disney character lol
    To all you "Thanos" comments. No, he's not a Disney Character. He's a Mavel Character. Yes Mavel is owned by Disney, that doesn't mean those Character are specifically Disney. That's like calling a Gatorade a Pepsi, just because Pepsi owns. You don't hear people calling a Red Gatorade, a Red Pepsi. And it's like if I buy a piece of original art, and place it next to my work of art, and calling it mine, just becauseI own it now. Please if you know of a strictly Disney character, tell me. But if you bring up star wars or mavel or anything else other than Disney, I'm not replying anymore lol

    • @kingduck3076
      @kingduck3076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Have you seen the film theory kill count?

    • @MrNoLen5
      @MrNoLen5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I think so, not sure. Love Matt Patt tho

    • @kendrajade6688
      @kendrajade6688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The guy who pushed the button in Starkiller Base?

    • @MrNoLen5
      @MrNoLen5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@kendrajade6688 eh Disney didn't create Star Wars, and its not a cartoon. Also they messed up Starkiller. He was one of my favorite character in Star Wars

    • @josephdavis9234
      @josephdavis9234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Depends on what qualifies as a character. The Leviathan from Atlantis was pretty deadly.

  • @justthereed5593
    @justthereed5593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    People need to give the jungle book remake some credit it actually tried to take the source material and build off of it and improve it. I think it’s underrated

    • @soldier9618
      @soldier9618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yea I liked it

    • @zenu8830
      @zenu8830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @S W I thought aladdin was pretty good.Especially how they gave Jasmine a new approach and not manage to fuck up her entire character for some feminism propaganda that is not even true feminism

    • @princeapoopoo5787
      @princeapoopoo5787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I think that's why I actually tolerated Cinderella too. It's more forgettable than bad, but at least they did some things that I think would have improved upon the original.

    • @singenstattatmen5096
      @singenstattatmen5096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And it had a much better ending than the original, in my opinion! I much prefer Mogli to stand strong and lead the wolf pack rather than leaving his entire life and family behind after one glimpse of some human girl. Remake Mogli even took himself out of the equasion - aka away from the pack - to protect them when he realized his presence put them in danger. Wow.

    • @raidabi-thegooppagappa
      @raidabi-thegooppagappa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @S W also the cinderella one i appreciate that cinderella stayed the same as she was in the animated version but was given a bit more of a complex personality instead of becoming iron girl and destroying her stepmother with a gauntlet

  • @1210620
    @1210620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    The huns also reflected a collapse of the same oppressive cultural system. What I personally liked is that while Mulan defied the cultural norms, she never shamed or attacked them for doing so. In the end she wished to return to her village and when she met her father, she presented the sword and bowed in traditional Chinese custom showing a respect for that which she fought for.

    • @hobodog7758
      @hobodog7758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      And then you get that beautiful moment when the father throws that shit away and just hugs his daughter. More concerned with her wellbeing than the honor she brought.

    • @1210620
      @1210620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@hobodog7758 That was a great moment, but I actually think that that could have gone either way. I think that it would have been equally as impact Ful if she stuck to his tradition and bowed to her and kind of showed acceptance. Contrarily if she spent the whole movie disparaging the cultures or the individuals who partake in that culture, I don't think she would have been as sympathetic.

    • @ruedelta
      @ruedelta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@1210620 There is a lot more to unpack, but the short and simple is that the original ballad of Mulan _is_ about filial piety and loyalty, but that a woman can do it too. The original cartoon was an orientalist, Westernized take on it with a largely anti-Chinese culture, pro-Westernization message attached to it. That is why he hugs her in the end, because the point the movie wants to drive home is that "Chinese culture is old and best forgotten, embrace proper problem solving aka Western ideals like hugs."

    • @1210620
      @1210620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ruedelta That's more of a "critical race theory" thought process. If you want to see that, that's on you. [Not a big fan] Personally, if it was against Chinese culture, she wouldn't have beaten Fang with the Chinese skills she learned in the Chinese army, created a sympathetic enemy in the Monguls trying to defeat the Chinese culture or made wu shu a foreigner mocking the culture instead of being from the culture but sounding western for western audiences.

    • @ruedelta
      @ruedelta 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@1210620 Well you have to look at what they chose to omit from the original work and what they added in. They removed the filial piety side and instead made it more about going against inflexible social standards, when in fact in the ballad she does nothing to challenge these standards whatsoever.
      Combined with the more orientalist reimagining of Chinese cultural standards and it's not that hard to get that gut feeling of being patronized if you're a Chinese viewer.

  • @Dreigonix
    @Dreigonix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    This honestly makes me wonder if the people responsible for the remake had even _heard_ of Mulan.

    • @kaykutcher2103
      @kaykutcher2103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      They heard about its box office that's for sure. Also in regards to the legend itself NOPE.

    • @Im_A_Nerd
      @Im_A_Nerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      they have, just that now disney only cares about appealing to as many people as possible, no matter what gets fucked and sacrificed

    • @coolfellabackwards
      @coolfellabackwards 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i think they heard "mulan" and said "sounds chinese, ok thanks guys that's all we need"

    • @bookfish
      @bookfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Seeing the film I doubt they even heard of "filmmaking" tbh.
      It's riddled with errors in almost every conceivable way. In the first year of any film school they teach you how to look out for and how to avoid these mistakes, and jet here they are in a big budget disney movie.
      Almost look like they threw huge amount of cash and expensive equipment to a bunch of random people from the street (I'll not say interns, because inters could do a better job than this) and told them to make a movie.

    • @Ealsante
      @Ealsante 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "She's a Chinese girl who fights in a war."
      "Cool. Is there kungfu?"
      "There could be kungfu, I guess!"
      "Super. I'll write up the script by tomorrow."
      -- Mulan remake script pitch meeting, most likely.

  • @farronkeeps9598
    @farronkeeps9598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I think the idea behind the everyone dressing up as women was supposed to symbolize both Mulan, and her fellow squadmates embracing their inner femininity, as opposed to the earlier parts of the original film, where Mulan was trying to learn how to be a man. So I like to read it as Mulan reconciling and embracing both her masculine and feminine sides.

    • @BiggieTrismegistus
      @BiggieTrismegistus ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That and it just makes sense that guards may react differently to a group of women than they would to a bunch of men who just smashed their way into a building.

  • @kaizermierkrazy6886
    @kaizermierkrazy6886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Running away: death
    Lying: kicked out.
    *I see nothing wrong here, sir.*

    • @kingduck3076
      @kingduck3076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      If it was the other way around it would be like the law that said: is you try to kill yourself you will be hanged

    • @NgocAnh-ef5gr
      @NgocAnh-ef5gr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      In the animation she didn’t get killed because she’s saved the general’s life and he’s owned her his life, so it’s like one life for one life, but however I don’t know how didn’t she get killed for lying, because.... well I don’t wanna watch that shit, only review videos make fun about how bad it is lol

    • @robonator2945
      @robonator2945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dont have anything to say, thats just a good joke.

    • @theunreadyone
      @theunreadyone 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Took me a minute lol

    • @thetrueesteemedwizard
      @thetrueesteemedwizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      E

  • @GaryGyarados
    @GaryGyarados 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Something I, just now, realized is that if Fa Zhou had gone to war he would not have been in Shang's army because Zhou was a veteran; he would have accompanied Shang's father to the mountain pass.

    • @Sines314
      @Sines314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Given that he's an elderly man of high status, with a significant injury, he might not have been directly in the army at all. If the Emperors personal aide is familiar enough with the Fa family that he'll express surprise that he hadn't heard they had a son, they wouldn't just throw the head of that family (lacking a male heir) to their death.
      Granted, he still might have died. But they wouldn't have thrown him into the front lines.

  • @wildfirefox1
    @wildfirefox1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Gods, I love the original way they showed Mulan as a very intelligent and innovative woman who was still very clumsy and unsure of herself as well. She wrote notes to not forget her lines that she smudged. The entire scene with the Matchmaker. She constantly stumbled and stuttered and tripped over things. She had to work harder than the men to get strong because she probably had never done hard, physical work like that before.
    Like, she was human and she improved! It was amazing

  • @jeangentry6656
    @jeangentry6656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I'd say the scene where M ulan uses the dog to spread the chicken feed is more symbolic of her being a free thinker/thinking outside the box than her disregarding tradition or being a cultural rebel. She never outright "rejected" the gendered expectations of her culture. She was just as eager as any other woman to do well during the matchmaker meeting (Honor to Us All) and was heartbroken when she failed it (Reflection). M ulan took on a role forbidden to her to save her father from certain death, not to rebel against society.

    • @stoneymahoney9106
      @stoneymahoney9106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This. Mulan doesn't consider herself bound by the same rules and limitations she is expected to adhere to, allowing her greater agency in the face of adversity - tie this into her investment her relationships, first with her family then later with her army comrades, and you've basically got the driving force behind Mulan's entire character arc, and what a character she is!

    • @JacobPDeIiNoNi
      @JacobPDeIiNoNi ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I agree that it's more symbolic of her being a free thinker with that scene, but she definitely still rebels against her culture. That's the point of Reflection as a song... "When will my reflection show who I am inside" basically saying, "when will I be able to be my true self unbound by cultural expectations I need to put on for the people around me?" The whole song is talking about how the reflection she sees is the image society expects of her rather than her true self. The reason she's heartbroken in reflection isn't that she intrinsically cared about the matchmaker exam, it's that her society externally forced her to care about this or else she hurts her family's reputation. Which, given how Mulan is shown to care greatly about her family, is what she is actually sad about, letting them down (as evidenced by the lyric, "If I were truly to be myself, I would break my family's heart."
      Also, with your point about Mulan doing this to save her father from death, while that was the original point of her going to war I'd like to point out the middle of "I'll make a man out of you." In the middle of the song Shang says directly to Mulan "You're unsuited for the rage of war, so pack up, go home, you're through. How could I make a man out of you?" And it's immediately after this she doesn't do any of that but instead stays and climbs the pole nobody else could. Now, this is just my interpretation, but I think this was a turning point for her character. At first joining the war was motivated by saving her father, but as far as that goes, she's already accomplished it. He didn't go to the war. But when told to leave, does she? No, she doesn't go back to her old life of conformity. She decides to not only stay, but to prove them wrong by immediately doing something none of the others could do, climbing the pole. And she does this by rejecting the cultural values imposed on her as a woman (such as not joining the army) even when her father is out of the picture. But importantly, not by adopting the cultural values that are associated with men. No, she does it as an individual, using her own wits and creativity to accomplish the goal rather than what the soldiers expected which was probably some sort of "manly" strength to climb it (the point of the song "I'll make a man out of you.") It's really genius juxtaposition on multiple levels IMO. So all that said, yes she is absolutely a free thinker, but I mean just look at the lyrics to reflection. She absolutely rejects cultural expectations... She just can't externally show it, especially at the beginning. From my interpretation of the movie anyway, if you don't agree with those character motivations that's fine

  • @codemanthe2nd343
    @codemanthe2nd343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Oof, animated Mulan is so expressive in comparison to the new actor.

    • @peeblekitty5780
      @peeblekitty5780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I love how they put a joke in there about how the makeup Mulan wears to the Woman Test(tm) makes all her expressions indistinguishable from one another. Like no girl that's not the makeup you just don't make any expressions for the entire film

  • @maniachazbin
    @maniachazbin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Jay: Trebuchets are only used against castles, big things that don't move
    Howls moving castle: allow me to introduce myself

  • @KageMinowara
    @KageMinowara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    The fact that there is no tiny dragon voiced by Eddie Murphy automatically makes the remake worse the original, even before you go into everything else that's wrong with it.

  • @sterling7
    @sterling7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Original Mulan: In war and in life, innovative thinking, determination, and courage are more important than dumb brute strength.
    Remake Mulan: We can dumb brute strength as well as anyone!

    • @fabiofuoco
      @fabiofuoco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And effortlessly so!

    • @dhararry7929
      @dhararry7929 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dumb brute strength and a corrupt, authorotarian cultre/society.

  • @Satherian
    @Satherian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    "You disregarded our ideals and, in doing so, saved us."
    Yeah, no way would a movie with that message fly in current-day China

  • @SpudChickenSaltedChips
    @SpudChickenSaltedChips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Ah yes,
    Mulan: The Four Frames of the Emperor's Ass and Nothing Else: Director's Cut

  • @silverfox8209
    @silverfox8209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    I'm beginig to think that Disney is making their remakes bad on purpose so people appreciate the originals more.
    PS. Great video Jay, now go watch The Lion King

    • @ArnLPs
      @ArnLPs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Exactly what I am thinking
      (Especially since their old classics where often already ruining perfectly good stories.
      How many people will actually talk about the book, when they say "the original Junglebook". And that one even has the word "book" in the title.)

    • @kendyer8761
      @kendyer8761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ah yes, the lion king, quite possibly the most overrated film of all time. Certainly the most overrated disney film of all time.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ArnLPs um correction: ADAPTION. Please get the naming right🤦‍♀️ they don’t own the stop of Cinderella etc, they just adapted it

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ArnLPs OR they’re remaking them to keep the company alive and don’t seem to know where to do next with animated movies given it’s mostly Pixar or sequels getting produced

    • @ArnLPs
      @ArnLPs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gracekim1998
      Where did I get the naming wrong?
      I didn't name the thing they did, I described it.

  • @alde7377
    @alde7377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    My favorite part is when she gets shot with an arrow but the binding on her breasts were so thick that it saved her. The irony is so thick on that scene that I can't believe it was a conscious decision that the writers and everyone else working on the movie went with.

  • @moonynight6374
    @moonynight6374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    The original Mulan is the best Discney Movie ever and no one can take that opinion away from me
    Sadly her remake is currently the worst Disney Movie, I was actually kinda looking forward to it and I don't think I was ever as dissapointed as after watching that train wreck

    • @smjaiteh
      @smjaiteh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You forgot about the Rescuers: Down Under

    • @trequor
      @trequor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm tempted to agree with you... it's just that (almost) all of the Renaissance films are so good!

    • @elbucho8867
      @elbucho8867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Moony Night have you seen Treasure planet?

    • @CyberSpider35
      @CyberSpider35 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It has strong compeptator for this title - Artemis Faul.

    • @midgetwthahacksaw
      @midgetwthahacksaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mulan, Treasure Planet, Atlantis, Rescuers Down Under, and Emperor's New Groove arey top five. Best writing, best plot, and best characters. Hands down.

  • @RedmoonStudiosYT
    @RedmoonStudiosYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    “I found one of my favorite movies in the process”
    Jay considering you’ve only watched like six movies, it’s also one of your most disliked.

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *7

    • @Tree_-wp5zn
      @Tree_-wp5zn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Watch lotr already!

    • @blueblade6174
      @blueblade6174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is that a new running gag? That Jay's only seen 6/7 movies? Not sure when that became a thing.

    • @Tree_-wp5zn
      @Tree_-wp5zn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@blueblade6174 efap and he has only seen like 7 movies none of them are lotr.

    • @blueblade6174
      @blueblade6174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly, I haven't seen Lord of the Rings either yet, lol.

  • @atlasbread
    @atlasbread 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Disney: **takes one look at the original storyline**
    "Well, this is useless."

    • @mooseygoosey9720
      @mooseygoosey9720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      **us to the remake**
      "Less than worthless my boy!"
      (Yea I know the first person didn't exactly quote it or probably try to. But I wanted to.)

    • @Soroboruo
      @Soroboruo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think you're overestimating how many times Disney looked at the original storyline.

    • @atlasbread
      @atlasbread 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Soroboruo And yet they still came up with this garbage.

    • @47ratsinahoodie
      @47ratsinahoodie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it's more
      Disney: *looks at the classics*
      Also Disney: I can milk you

  • @theactualTVB
    @theactualTVB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    God this live-action remake is so bad I’m more comfortable appreciating the DTV sequel Mulan II than I do with this remake. Not a good sign either. It’s funny that I avoided Disney live-action remakes after Maleficent.

    • @PittsburghSonido
      @PittsburghSonido 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Disney will never make a decent live-action remake.

    • @wafflekiller5148
      @wafflekiller5148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PittsburghSonido some may say never say never, but yeah they never will

    • @MegaSoulHero
      @MegaSoulHero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The current Disney execs really need to switch places with Chadwick Boseman.

    • @MistHarbinger
      @MistHarbinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I didn't mind Maleficent too much. It certainly wasn't good, but by changing the focus of the story and blatantly not adhering to the original, you could argue they were just retelling a simplistic classic story in a different way.
      Mulan 2020 tried to bank on the success of the original and insisted they were making it "better" while making an awful product. That's just so much worse.
      Also, fuck China and their concentration camps.

    • @theactualTVB
      @theactualTVB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PittsburghSonido expect a live-action remake of Brandy and Mr. Whiskers in 2036.

  • @CaptainSkinnySK
    @CaptainSkinnySK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Person: “why is Mulan a good movie?”
    Jay: “they effectively establish Mulans creative thinking and personality in the beginning of the movie”
    Me: “i’Ll MaKe A mAn OuT oF yOu!”

    • @ARandomSpace
      @ARandomSpace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Google Translate: "hUmaN! we HaVe a hIgH wAteR pRoperLy!"

    • @galaxychill9578
      @galaxychill9578 ปีที่แล้ว

      are you perhaps trans? /hj

    • @amberhernandez
      @amberhernandez ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@ARandomSpaceIt's over, human! I have the high water!

  • @MajiggerRose
    @MajiggerRose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    As a 28 year old who grew up with the animated Disney Mulan (I actually saw it in theaters), I found it so wholesome and awesome to hear about the younger generation loving it as much as I did the first time. Hell, you even brought up things I never even thought of, like the details and significance of how they establish Mulan in the first scene. Great work!

  • @pgplaysvidya
    @pgplaysvidya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "chi" (or ki, whatever) in the 2020 movie is more similar to jedi force powers than what it really means.

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’d say that the Chi/Ki were more similar to the spiritual power up system like in Dragon Ball-Dragon Ball Super, but your analogy of Chi/Ki being more similar to the Jedi powers in the Prequels and the Expanded Universe makes more logical sense than what I thought that the Chi/Ki was being used in the remake was.

    • @kalebtewodros
      @kalebtewodros 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even the force in the worst of the EU had better rules

  • @moren8689
    @moren8689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Movie: matchmaking scene
    Jay: WOMAN TEST

  • @endergeek236
    @endergeek236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This movie in a nutshell: Hey, remember the point of Mulan's character? Me neither!

  • @shutuptravis5609
    @shutuptravis5609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Disney: (makes a film that no one wanted and is actually kinda racist)
    Nobody:
    Disney: WhAt’s WrONg wItH YoU PeoPlE

    • @fyre_hazaard6083
      @fyre_hazaard6083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Disney: *makes a highly offensive character that the chinese got really pissed about*
      Also Disney: yeah we removed Mushu because he isnt realistic

    • @ArnLPs
      @ArnLPs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      When did Disney complain about people complaining about this movie?
      I feel like even if they think this didn't bring in enough money they will just say that it's Coronas fault. Which I would actually agree with, because I feel like it would have made a profit otherwise.
      The people who watch these remakes just don't put out an extra buck to watch them, they watched these remakes because they wanted to spend a day in the theater (probably with friends) and didn't really care.
      This is not a win against Disney.

    • @willw5868
      @willw5868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know nothing about this film, what was racist about it? I thought they like directly worked with the Chinese or smthn

    • @ArnLPs
      @ArnLPs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@willw5868
      Chinese people actually thought Mulan was white in the movie.
      By the way, a movie really loved in China was Kung Fu Panda. Which I would personally prefer over any Disney animated or remade movie.

    • @markmclarnon7035
      @markmclarnon7035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@willw5868 no no no they used Chinese slave labour to build the sets common misconception

  • @baba_tdog1071
    @baba_tdog1071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    "I've never seen mulan before" BRuh WHAT stop the cap right now

    • @stigmaoftherose
      @stigmaoftherose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He hasn't seen any film before.

    • @DiZtheJedi
      @DiZtheJedi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yeah, this is sort of a Jay Exci thing. He hasn't even seen Lord of the Rings, despite a large internet community he's a part of, the EFAP podcast, pressuring him for nearly two years now to do so. It's become something of a meme, alongside #KickJay

    • @marvalice3455
      @marvalice3455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jay doesn't watch movies

    • @silverfox8209
      @silverfox8209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DiZtheJedi Don't forget The Lion King

    • @DiZtheJedi
      @DiZtheJedi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@silverfox8209 Yeah well, listing all of the movies Jay hasn't seen is a monumental task, and I do have a life. I mean, I'm an introvert gamer who is laid off because of Covid, but I still have things to do... there must be something I can do.

  • @freman007
    @freman007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    As another reviewer pointed out, men also wore their hair long in that period, so letting her hair down wouldn't make much difference, and dropping armour seems somewhat counterproductive since it doesn't matter if you're male or female, having a layer of steel between your soft squishy bits and those sharp pointy things that they're throwing at you is a good thing.

    • @BiggieTrismegistus
      @BiggieTrismegistus ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not having long flowing hair in battle is just a good idea too. Anything an opponent can grab and hold (especially on your head) is to be avoided.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Mulan 2020, to Mulan 1998: *I'll make a joke out of you!*

    • @juniperrodley9843
      @juniperrodley9843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      SOMEHOW I'LL
      MAKE A MESS
      OUT OF YOUUU

    • @joshuafallgren8498
      @joshuafallgren8498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Let’s get down to business to defeat our reputation

    • @juniperrodley9843
      @juniperrodley9843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@joshuafallgren8498 Let's get down to business to defeat ourselves

  • @ZenoDLC
    @ZenoDLC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    OG Mulan's innovative ways works, sometimes better, but often have flaws, tying the feed to the dog consumes less energy, but it runs wherever it wants, dirtying an important place, the avalanche managed to wipe out nearly all of opponent's forces, but almost added herself and her allies to the list of people that got buried

  • @LeeGMa
    @LeeGMa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The thing I love about original Mulan is that she isn't your run of the mill SUPER STRONG and SILENT woman type character. She is kind, creative and selfless. She uses her brain unlike her Remake version being like "I'm gonna do cartwheels and parkour 100 times while fighting an army of trained soldiers"

  • @PanzerIVAE
    @PanzerIVAE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "Society. Bottom Text. UwU. Nyaa"
    -Jay Exci, 2020

  • @Aracknaphobia
    @Aracknaphobia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Tradition:no you can’t go to war! Your a women
    Mulan:hahaha soldier go brrrrrr

  • @ViperOnRR
    @ViperOnRR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "I'm a strong, independent woman who don't need no armour"

  • @frostyflames7864
    @frostyflames7864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    For a minute, Disney was advertising their streaming service by showing clips of this garbage.
    Now, they are using clips from the Frozen sequel.
    I think we made our point (:

    • @odinsrensen7460
      @odinsrensen7460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is the Frozen sequel any good? I didn't think the first one was anything special.

    • @frostyflames7864
      @frostyflames7864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@odinsrensen7460 nah but it has actual substance and good storytelling which I guess is a lot to ask for these days. Otherwise it's pretty basic stuff, but it will get younger siblings and kids to watch something other than Despicable Me

    • @MiloMurphysLaw
      @MiloMurphysLaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@frostyflames7864 I would rather watch Despicable Me 1, 2, and 3, *and* Minions 1 and 2 a hundred trillion times instead of watching the Frozen movies.

    • @frostyflames7864
      @frostyflames7864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MiloMurphysLaw gotcha tho can we agree that Shrek 3 was the pinnacle of animation?

    • @MiloMurphysLaw
      @MiloMurphysLaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@frostyflames7864 Shrek Forever After was good. But Shrek 3 was an abomination.

  • @lizardlegend42
    @lizardlegend42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    The sad part is, I don't think some of the thematic changes were not accidental or due to incompetance. Rather, I believe it may have been pandering to a very large part of this movie's target audience and the place the movie is about, China.
    Think about it, what are the specific themes they substituted for chi plot magic? The big one is going against the established order if you think that order is flawed and excersising personal independance. Now what's a big thing the Chinese government wouldn't want, people going against the established order if you think that order is flawed and personal independance! Lets not forget as well this movie was shot mostly increadibly close to Uygher concentration camps and the department responsible for said camps was specifically thanked in the credits.

    • @8015908
      @8015908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's an entirely whole argument and topic in itself, and it's true.

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      a shame that they pandered so fucking badly that nobody in China liked it either

    • @emadSciFi
      @emadSciFi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's been said that Finn was downgraded for being black and that his potential relationship with Rose also wasn't allowed to happen, so as not to offend the Chinese. This is ironic given that, if you watch 'Ip Man 3', you will find a black American guy married to a Chinese woman, so the Disney hacks may have misread the signals.

  • @awkwardllama0509
    @awkwardllama0509 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Original Mulan: Deep character development and earns everything she gains.
    Remake Mulan: Perfect abilities from birth and is magic.

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    That scene where they capture the emperor puts the Liam-Neeson-jumping-over-a-fence scene to shame

  • @EKimatH
    @EKimatH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Mulan's dramatic cuts and its relationship with contrast had a huge impact on my own writing style. I absolutely ADORE the way the writers and animators capture so perfectly and accurately the differences between people's views and conditions. One of the most UNREASONABLY UNDERRATED moments is the first time the rest of Mulan's troupe first encounter the scorched remains of the village, and then the first time they encounter a battlefield, and their faces are just slowly internalising the concept of actually fighting for their lives, but Mulan doesn't have the same look in her eyes. It's not the look of sudden realisation, she's not surprised, she knows what's going on, she knows what is coming, because she's been there before. Her capacity for relating, empathising and understanding, the way her father's experiences mattered to her, the way she sees the world and the way the world sees itself is just wonderful.

  • @xd_mystyyyyy
    @xd_mystyyyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    “You lost $140M. You got lambasted by everyone. You destroyed Disney even more!”
    “and..”
    “You made good youtubers make good videos about you.”

    • @Sines314
      @Sines314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Modern Disney in a nutshell. I've had a LOT more fun watching people roast them than actually watching them these last few years.
      The Last Jedi and The Rise of Skywalker alone have produced enough lengthy reaction videos to constitute a couple of seasons of a pretty good TV show.

    • @thecripplingestofdepressio2686
      @thecripplingestofdepressio2686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Always a silver lining, I guess. Watching people tear apart modern day disney is quickly becoming my favourite past time.

  • @alviselsey7794
    @alviselsey7794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "A castle, a big thing that doesn't move."

    • @daskampffredchen
      @daskampffredchen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Miyazaki : I am going to end this guys whole carrier

    • @thinkwithurdipstick
      @thinkwithurdipstick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@daskampffredchen Midway: I’m going to ruin this guy’s carriers

    • @bluevoid1173
      @bluevoid1173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Studio Ghibli would like to know your location

    • @juniperrodley9843
      @juniperrodley9843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, most castles won't dodge boulders.

    • @EggFighterXB-
      @EggFighterXB- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SkorjOlafsen
      That's a Tower, not a Castle

  • @spacejunk2186
    @spacejunk2186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Its like the writers of the remake only heared about the disney classic and did not actually watch it once in their lives.

  • @khairulhafiz2002
    @khairulhafiz2002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    "This one spark joy."
    *Mulan 1998*
    "This one does not spark joy... and it's trashy."
    *Mulan 2020*

    • @thedarkjw6219
      @thedarkjw6219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You should have the description on the bottom of the date

    • @klop4228
      @klop4228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mulan 2020
      "This one actively destroys joy"

    • @amberhernandez
      @amberhernandez ปีที่แล้ว

      Reading a Marie Kondo meme in 2023 hurts my soul a little. I feel _old_

  • @physchy945
    @physchy945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I refuse to watch the new Mulan so this is likely going to be the only exposure I get to it

    • @physchy945
      @physchy945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s worse than I thought it would be holy moly

    • @godspeed2272
      @godspeed2272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@physchy945 it's worse than I possibly imagined

    • @MiloMurphysLaw
      @MiloMurphysLaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I really hope that it doesn’t even get very many views once it is released on Disney+ for free. Just to get the point across how much people hate the movie.
      Although maybe if it becomes like the most popular Disney+ movie ever after it becomes free, that’ll show them how stupid it is to make people pay $30 extra for movies.

    • @deontoillogical
      @deontoillogical 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are some other really good critiques I know of let me find a link! This one is good too, but it's really interesting to see a perspective from someone in tune with Chinese culture.
      Edit: Here! th-cam.com/video/N3QKq24e0HM/w-d-xo.html

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smart choice

  • @dubspool
    @dubspool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Kicking pointy things
    Archers: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      14:50 Steel Magnolia Petal - Mulan Kick!
      XD

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1998 Mulan wasn't a born warrior, or with the Force. She went to war because she loved her father and didn't want him to die. She took a HUGE risk (her life) by becoming a soldier. 2020 Mulan simply rebels against the rules and "shows the boys she can kick ass!" And she didn't really risk anything since she was naturally gifted at everything.

  • @ferhog7705
    @ferhog7705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    "Loyal, brave, and true" are the 3 virtues? Please. Any person of culture knows the 3 virtues are unity, duty, and destiny, as bestowed by the great spirit Mata Nui.

    • @enumaelish9193
      @enumaelish9193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Everybody knows the virtues are honor, family, tradition.... and donuts.

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      let me tell you the tale......of the bionicle.

    • @kentifer007
      @kentifer007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You mean Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness?

    • @hudsonk1racer
      @hudsonk1racer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      this one knows the REAL story in need of telling

    • @gjk-arts5855
      @gjk-arts5855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kentifer007 we fought for these ideals, we shouldn't settle for less
      These are wise words, enterprising men wrote em
      Don’t act surprised guys cuz I wrote em-
      (-Hamilton fan)

  • @Macapta
    @Macapta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    8:30 wait what? They were anchored to the ground, how did they lift him up??

    • @francescoaldotucci5454
      @francescoaldotucci5454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chi! Qi! Ki! Nen!

    • @robinbodefjord223
      @robinbodefjord223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I mean. They magically moved the anchor points to the invisible beams in the ceiling... you know I'm starting to think noone thought that scene through...

    • @phet1211
      @phet1211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why do you think that there are 13 jump cuts in this scene

    • @8015908
      @8015908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All the arrows were magnetic and stuck together shortly after all the 13 scene transitions.

    • @sterling7
      @sterling7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      With the... pulleys!... Which we... Didn't see them apply the ropes to... And which the emperor politely waited for them to swing the ropes around...

  • @danielhounshell2526
    @danielhounshell2526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The idea of dressing them as women seemed to be more so to prevent the soldiers from notifying Shan Yu, thus endangering the emperor. Her solution to the door being difficult to break down was to have them climb up a pillar into a window instead, which actually makes more sense for a small force like the one that she was leading. That door was built to handle a siege, it could hold for quite a long while.

  • @impaulator2719
    @impaulator2719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    You didn't only ironicly use a laughtrack, you ironicly used a laughtrack ironicly!

  • @Jilktube
    @Jilktube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    The CCP doesn’t like it when you imply that Chinese culture is bad.
    Even though that’s not really what’s going on in the original.

    • @Sines314
      @Sines314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      To be fair, Communists are not known for loving their pre-communism cultures. A lot of the time they demonize it.
      The idea that you should reject authority, however... Communists have VERY strong opinions on that.

    • @charminsi
      @charminsi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Polygraph S Yeah, but the past has to presented with their version of history. And it’s always changing. Just looking into how historical tv shows get fucked with by government regulators just shows that. (Also the Maoist Cultural Revolution is another instance of that)

  • @Luna-if3hy
    @Luna-if3hy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "I actually fucking adore this film"
    I felt that. Ommphf. Mulan is one of my fav disney movies 💞

  • @michaelschindlbeck1969
    @michaelschindlbeck1969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Ah yes, a well-crafted argument with nuance about how the first scene showed characteriz-
    C O C K
    Aight you get a like

    • @IchibanOjousama
      @IchibanOjousama 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you are grosd

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ... D I S H O N O R!
      "Slow down"
      ...HONOR... THIS...
      "Of course we will!"

  • @Trollificusv2
    @Trollificusv2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    One point you missed (from _Accented CInema_ , btw. Good Chinese viewpoints), was that in the original, Mulan succeeds by rejecting BOTH the extremities of masculinity (her fellow troops) AND of her society's perceived role for women. Great insight. In the live action, she's just got more midichlorians...errr...magic chi.
    The lameness of what Hollywood considers an "empowered woman" character is also highlighted in the new one. It isn't just ideological failure, it's a lack of talented writers. OR, the writers they're employing are not the most talented. Whatev, it sucks.

  • @Oodelally
    @Oodelally 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Why can’t Disney films just be charming hand drawn stories anymore? They looked splendidly beautiful!

    • @artbytesia
      @artbytesia 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because they forgot about the true value and reward of HARD WORK.

  • @chebic5095
    @chebic5095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Remember infinity war? My favorite part was when Captain America caught Thanos’ gauntlet and they just intensely stared and grunted at each other for a minute.

  • @AirSonance
    @AirSonance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "...Just like the *whole* film"
    Aaaand I'm dead on the floor. Such an effective way to sum up literally the whole experience.

  • @ProfessorHeavy1
    @ProfessorHeavy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    9:15 is like one of those "close your eyes and let your imagination go wild" things, until you hear the evil growl, and at that point no amount of imagination can explain that.

  • @m.s.5370
    @m.s.5370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    So guys, which one is actually worse:
    Shyamalan's live action Avatar remake that doesn't actually exist or this movie?

    • @8015908
      @8015908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dragonball Evolution

    • @pampam6241
      @pampam6241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The shitty Avatar adaptation, IMO.

    • @itsme7336
      @itsme7336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I say this movie

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I still don't hate this as much as "Percy Jackson"movies

    • @blobfish7109
      @blobfish7109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Rank of awful movie adaptions
      1. Mulan remake(because of where the film was shot)
      2. Live action avatar(aka the film that doesn’t exist)
      3. The Percy Jackson movies
      4. Peregrines home for peculiar children movie