Hah shut the fuck up. He's thinking logically about this, and is confused and i actually wonder the same thing. How can paper beat rock? It makes no sense, and if you were trying to insult my german friend here and trying to be funny, you obviously failed.
I like how he said rock, paper, dynamite at first, but swapped it out for scissors after a long pause. Made it seem like he actually thought it through.
Dynamite is genius. Scissors just cuts the dynamite, or its fuse. He either put a lot of thinking into this one or offered the very first thing that came to his mind
That's actually perfect because the dynamite would blow up the rock, the rock would crush the scissors, and the scissors would cut the fuse off the dynamite.
Except if we are gonna get all "logic" about it then why couldnt you cut the fuse with a sharp edge of a rock? so no it's not "perfect". you can raise these kind of objections no matter what people come up with because simple rules for a game will never fit reality nicely.
"Paper is like a hat. Now rock does not have sun burns, rock can have bad hair day and paper has help out" I died laughing at this, love this guy!!!! xD
Sandi Wood Not efficient enough. Could be better designed. Leaves too much to chance. In general, petty. On top of everything else, the logical sequences of it really don't make sense.
In Sweden we say "Sten, sax, påse" which basically means "rock, scissors, bag". Using bag instead of paper makes much more sense because it can catch the rock ;)
the accent allows you to imagine some bond villain... but the logical and simplified concern allows some abstract pre villain era sentimentality... before the darkness sort of magic...
This guy is my favorite german...EVERRR! He is the truth and absolutely cracks me up....his auto tunes are ill...way to go FLULA. You show the world how cool we germans can be
*Flula, I hope you dont somehow take zis the wrong way, but your videos are music to my ears and sight for sore eyes. Hats off to you. That's all. Thank you.*
paper is a diplomat. it comes to the best solution for both rocks and paper alike. it's considered the winner because it's elected the leader by the rock community after being such a help to them.
I love your insights Flula! It's so interesting to see someone take on simple aspects of our culture that we never analyze in depth the way you to! Very entertaining : )
actually it would be Scissors>Dynamite, Rock>Scissors Dynamite>Rock because his whole point was that paper couldn't defeat rock so he came up with dynamite which can defeat rock
Really? If the scissors break, does that mean the two pieces can tag team? If the paper breaks, can it tag team? How would they be controlled? If you where severed, could you tag team?
I havent slept in 3 days and this man is who i return to every time for actually feeling grounded. I am not joking. Over the course of the past 3 days i have had 1 and a half hours sleep (give or take a few minutes) and i only know that because it is two episodes of Law and Order SVU. I have written what can only be described as thesies in the comments section of youtube videos. I have been to the butchers and sang outloud whislt walking home. I see visual snow. Its green and purple and black. Like pin pricks on tissue paper, but the tissue paper is my visual inderstanding of the world. And yet, i always return to this man. His words and such. I do not know why and I will not try to create a reason for i fear that my mind will break if i am able to draw any such thing. I am twrrified. I feel myself when i "fall" asleep and know that i am asleep which makes me aware that i am sleeping and then i am jo longer asleep, instead I am awake with my eyes closed. Waiting and waiting for dreams that do not come. I micro-sleep (if thats right?) Every couple of minutes. I close my eyes for a few seconds. I do not recall anything that has happened or where I have been. I am present in one place and become aware that i am somewhere else, that is different to the place i was. I am so incredibly tired. I want to sleep. I need to sleep.
I havent had any side effects thus far, apart from the visual snow. My stomach is not great, my stools are loose. I am not in pain at all despite the blisters on the heels of my feet from walking to try and wear my body out so i can sleep or rest easier. It doesn't work. I am waiting regularly. I am making lists. I have abstained from alcohol but there is no let up despite anything I try. I see after-images when things move too quickly in front of me. My peripheral vision is dark, sort of tunneling forwards but if I focus on it, it clears up and goes back to normal. It isnt "black" but its the same black as the colour in the snow I see. I dont feel sick, nor thirsty. I am keeping myself hydrated and taking Omega 3 and Mukti Vitamins. I am doing everything right so why is it that I am wrong. I just want to rest. I know sleep hygiene. I follow sleep hygiene. My room is dark and cool, my sheets are clean and neutral coloured, my phone is not in my eye line, I have a fan for extra cooling and white noise to fall asleep to. I have tried being naked, dressed, wearing socks to bed, using ice packs and heat pads - in the past also. This has happened before, a few times, but it lasted about 3 days and then I conked out and slept. For about a day and a half This is when I would expect to sleep, if that were the case, but something is different. It's slower. It feels slower that whatever is happening to me that has happened before is happening but slowly. And I'm trying not to think about how long it will take, or pose any questions to my tired mind how long it will take for me to ACTUALLY SLEEP again. I just have to focus on what needs to be done in the day to day of life and hopefully it will resolve itself. Doctors don't prescribe sleeping pills (benzos) because I am an alcoholic. In recovery. Sober. But when I was in the psych ward, I had Zopiclone and it regulated my ability to get to sleep. It didn't keep me asleep, but those couple of hours (if that) regularly, every night, was blissful. I dint know why I'm leaving this essay on experience of insomnia here, but I always come back to this guy. I was born in Germany to a Scottish father and an English mother. My Dad was in the army so I was born in Paderborn. And then we moved. I am so very tired, so ill have to get up jow for the bed is only for sleeping in, and have yet another cup of tea. There'll likely be an update in response to my original desperate attempt at trying to have someone believe me and offer a solution, but I don't know when it will be. GodSpeed if you believe in him, or here or it, and if not- be thankful for your ability to close your eyes and fade into blissful nothingness temporarily. I envy you. You're wonderful. Sweet dreams
Words are floating when i see them. Arent words strange? We have a whole language that we understand, yet other people of the same species as us can't understand it. Its wonderful how we can communicate, though, with our ability to charade what we mean. We can even ask questions with playing things out. Pointing to oneself and saying your name invokes the other to do the same. And then you just point and name. Figure out what "want" is, and you're all set. Trade is valuable. Give something for something. Exchange. Even words, to understand, yo acknowledge, to share ideas, even if you don't take them, I will share my words with you - and I hope you have words in return that are arguably definitive of positively accepting the ideas or words I have proposed (should you understand them) and even if your sharing arguments against the factit won't matter because ill interpret them how I want (because you've shared words that nobody understands, therefore I will attach meaning to those words which protray your ideas, and make them my own, even if it doesn't connote what you intended when I attach the meaning to your words, for those who understand me. The concept of understanding is difficult because, as above, it is easy to manipulate in your own ideology of what you want things to mean, a s easy to spread that misinformed understanding of unknown words to anyone who understands your language, because they cannot fathom the language you're interpreting. I think language is wonderful, but it is argumentably the worst thing to have ever been taught to us all. We weaponize words, manipulate words, use words to conflate, create, lie, present false truths, hurt people and manipulate. And they're all so wonderful that typing the words "I love you" and saying the words "I love you" can be taken as truth, a threat, a manipulation tactic, a remark, a joke, a sarcastic axiom, a greeting, a sign off - any way in context that it can possibly be said. Yet it can be expressed wdq13ithout words, in true context. Actions are truly louder than words, because through actions you actually do/communicate what is meant, rather than spilling it out in vulnerable words, that can be exploited or nurtured in ant way one can fathom. C9ntexts important when interpreting meaning from words, which is why a lot of books set the scenes, make you feel a certain way about a character before dialogue is intoduced, you're manipulated by those words that aren't even spoke, to feel a certain way, or even to garner understanding of a subject. It takes action. Don't speak, act. Once again I am just typing what comes yo mind becaise if its in my head if I get it out then maybe I'll be able to sleep
Captain reporting for duty: The game is a metaphor: Rock = power Paper = money Scissors = intelligence It's simple: power can crush intelligence and corrupt, intelligence can overcome the seduction of money and money can wipe up power.
Funnily enough, this isn’t the case in every language. In Swedish, the game is called “rock, scissors, sack”. Scissors can still cut up a sack, but a sack, unlike a piece of paper, can easily capture a rock.
I created a version of this, fire water snow. fire melts snow snow freezes water water extinguishes fire the hand signals are palm facing opponent(fingers upright symbolises fire flames growing upwards) palm facing down(fingers forward like water flowing across land) hand facing down and palm towards yourself(fingers down like falling snow) each hand signal you must wiggle your fingers also
In Sweden we say "Sten, sax, påse" which means "Stone, scissor, bag" I think the paper is meant to capture/wrap around the stone but get cut by the sharp scissors
you dont understand. paper doesn't cover the rock, it wraps it. and since the rock doesn't have arms it cannot get free from the paper. how shall rock ever recover from being wrapped?
This is a demonstration of the flaw of the German psyche. He doesn’t understand that by paper especially this symbiotic relationship to rock it fosters rock’s love, admiration, and hence dependence and thus rock’s submission to paper. Of course as a German, his recourse is dynamite, which in a way I understand the rational of, but it seems that scissors can disable the dynamite by cutting its fuse. This is simply not case as the fuse is not yet lit, hence the problem with dynamite. It is dependent on the light fuse rather than if and of itself power in its own right.
Sounds like he's lost at Rock, Paper, Scissors multiple times in a row and he's about to cry.
Hah shut the fuck up.
He's thinking logically about this, and is confused and i actually wonder the same thing.
How can paper beat rock? It makes no sense, and if you were trying to insult my german friend here and trying to be funny, you obviously failed.
haha lol, calm down buddy boy.
Hmm i have the feeling somebody here is very passionate about rock paper scissors
@@theunforgivenmoon Calm down buddy take a joke once in your life
@@rielbignell30 joe mama
Also, scissors cut the fuse for dynamite. Flula, you are a genius.
just stick one finger out for the fuse
And paper can make a nice swanky hat for dynamite, like a"boss" 😂
Rock become sand
I like how he said rock, paper, dynamite at first, but swapped it out for scissors after a long pause. Made it seem like he actually thought it through.
indeed...and the rock thrown at a taut paper will TEAR through the paper...
"rock become sand" was probably the hardest line ever spoken by mankind
Damn bro
Fr@@Blueskies2513
Bro but then rock becomes sand right? What of the dynamite? Gone! So rock wins.. so 2 win conditions hence holding false
Still didn't get how rock becomes sand and not dust but let's stick to it
@@LegendEditz100 cuz technically speaking dust is not composed of rocks, sand is
I always feel like hes going to break down crying because rock paper scissors makes him sad.
He is so right though like seriously my dad didnt get it and i had fun explaining it to him :)
On the edge of all out bawling
@theorb519idk how much is 600 miles, but it sounds like your average German
Bro just lost his house in a game of Rock Paper Scissors. After playing rock and losing to paper
Lmfao
" you're now origami swan or something" i lost it
I read this comment at the exact time he was saying it😂
@@asddsaasdfg2846 you are not allowed to use scissors in origami. to maintain the pureness of the art form.
@@gillsejusbates6938🤓☝️
@@gillsejusbates6938yes this is the irony
Somesing*
"This does not hurt a rock, this helps a rock."
If my dog could talk, this is what he would sound like.
Is he a German shepherd?
Chewbaccafruit what. What does that even mean.
OOh, is he a german pointer?
Chewbaccafruit, (to me) that’s kinda mean.....
If I could LOVE your comment I would! 🤣🤣
This guy has been hiding for 12 years, now I have a playlist of absolutely hilarious videos
FR
He became an actor i think he was on the show "rookie " playing 'skip tracer randy'
Literally same! xD I've been binge-watching any and all Flula content, especially the interviews and podcasts he's been in. It's wonderfully strange!
Same here, crazy how TH-cam has hidden this guy from me for so long.
LMAO
Dynamite is genius. Scissors just cuts the dynamite, or its fuse. He either put a lot of thinking into this one or offered the very first thing that came to his mind
If it's the first thing that came to his mind then this man is a genius!
@@CaspersGhost618 that's what I'm sayiiiing
He said rock, paper, dynamite... ok genius?
That's actually perfect because the dynamite would blow up the rock, the rock would crush the scissors, and the scissors would cut the fuse off the dynamite.
True.
Genius.
Put you could also put
Except if we are gonna get all "logic" about it then why couldnt you cut the fuse with a sharp edge of a rock? so no it's not "perfect". you can raise these kind of objections no matter what people come up with because simple rules for a game will never fit reality nicely.
If causing the dynamite to blow up counts as a loss for dynamite, then how does it win against rock? It would be a draw.
"Paper is like a hat. Now rock does not have sun burns, rock can have bad hair day and paper has help out" I died laughing at this, love this guy!!!! xD
"this is a positive relation" we all need a positive relation like this 😂
😂😂😂
Same
Me after losing my 12th fortnite ranked match: 0:10
I was just playing ranked reload and this comment has me dead
@@olivermorissette8006 if you were dead you wouldnt be able to comment this
@@sdgsdfgn shit man you're right😔
@@olivermorissette8006 its alright ill let it slide this time
@@olivermorissette8006i cant shit rn bro im sorry
Only a German would have a problem with the way Rock Paper Scissors works.
Ivan Denisovich Shukhov wtf is that supposed to mean?
Sandi Wood Not efficient enough. Could be better designed. Leaves too much to chance. In general, petty. On top of everything else, the logical sequences of it really don't make sense.
+izzy Perkins then I think you should get a life
I'm Australian and I have a problem with it.
+Ivan Denisovich Shukhov well, we have the game too, Schere Stein Papier
"Rock, Paper, Dynamite.........**looks around**.......Rock, *scissor*, dynamite..."
I was waiting for the correction.
LOL!
I literally just commented this verbatim 😂
@@RumiNasseri its been 10 years the guy is dead
@@robuxtasty4175 dead he really? or joking you?
@@soulless2962 im joking lol
@@robuxtasty4175 lol
2:11 and scissors cut the burning rope. Genius! 🧠
Burning rope??? You mean a fuse?? 🤣😭
@@justaserbiandoomer497 but is a fuse not a burning rope?
@@justaserbiandoomer497 U will get it some day👍
Man your accent and the way you word your sentences are just adorable, I just wanna give you a hug!
I agree aww
real asf
real shi
Oh my gosh I haven't watched Flula in forever. So many feelssss.
Hey I know you XD
do you remember this bro
@@no1stinkysmoocherprolly not
Dwayne Jonson finding out what hats are: 1:22
I lost it when he said "rock becomes sand."
I think he said "hat"...hence fixing the bad hair day and preventing sun burn lol
@@carlos4087 at the end he said rock becomes sand. Hat was the paper.
@@allroundlad rock becomes sad
@@tr4inwr3ck.d Rock becomes sand.
@@allroundlad oh yeah, i see now.
_"guess who wins this one"_
In Sweden we say "Sten, sax, påse" which basically means "rock, scissors, bag". Using bag instead of paper makes much more sense because it can catch the rock ;)
if you held a paper bag and i threw a rock in it, it aint catching shit lmao
@@Kalashboy420 Plastic bag probably
still would go straight through it @@ISE9
@@Kalashboy420 think of those stereotypical robber bags made of leather, could probably work.
but if the rocks inside the bag. didnt the rock penetrate the bag and made it the real dominant one?
the accent allows you to imagine some bond villain... but the logical and simplified concern allows some abstract pre villain era sentimentality... before the darkness sort of magic...
"Rock now does not have sunburn" xD
Paper is the most dangerous thing on the list, i never cut or hurted myself with any of the others.
Good point! And so true! 😂
thanks :)
Lol
Hurted yourself?
@@witchbaxHurted hisself.
did rock paper scissors physically hurt this man?
This guy is my favorite german...EVERRR! He is the truth and absolutely cracks me up....his auto tunes are ill...way to go FLULA. You show the world how cool we germans can be
My cousin once was served with a search warrant for selling crack and went to prison for 15 years. And that is how paper beats rock.
BOOM!
Bingo! Best answer here.
Omg to funny :-)
hahahahahhahahahha
Hell yes you got it.
Nailed it
This is my favorite video on this platform Flula. Thank you
This is one of the many reasons I love flula 😂❤️
I love how generally concerned he seems. Everything is so serious!
He’s a German, after all
*Flula, I hope you dont somehow take zis the wrong way, but your videos are music to my ears and sight for sore eyes. Hats off to you. That's all. Thank you.*
paper is a diplomat. it comes to the best solution for both rocks and paper alike. it's considered the winner because it's elected the leader by the rock community after being such a help to them.
"This not hurt a rock, this help a rock" 🔥🔥🔥
I love your insights Flula! It's so interesting to see someone take on simple aspects of our culture that we never analyze in depth the way you to! Very entertaining : )
I want to know: who's pooping on the backs of elephants? The birds? And then they eat it?
@fruityeden. Burds don't eat dirt
Jennifer from the party.
they eat bugs
@@Corvus_Crow They eat what they find in the dirt though 🤓👆
The birds eat the skin parasites
this video never gets old
My hangover got 10x worse after seeing this.
+Ryan Poulin Looks like Flula had one too.
I love these fresh perspectives from you Mr. Borg
I think at the end we obseved this man undergoes complete existential remapping as he realized that sand is just rock, and rock can never lose, ever
This is without a doubt the best thing on youtube.
I was watching pitch perfect 2 with my friend and I was like wait... wait a minute IT'S FLULA
When he said rock becomes sand, i was actually on the verge of tears.
Lol paper iz now an oragami swan or somsing? Lolol
I am so playing rock, scissor, dynamite from now on!
Rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts dynamite, dynamite blows up rock!
rock doesn't need to crush the scissors :] ever try to cut a rock?
BetterIntegra Can't say that's ever come up....
Dynamite> scissors, dynamite> rock.
?
Dynamite>Scissors Rock>Dynamite Scissors>Rock
actually it would be Scissors>Dynamite,
Rock>Scissors
Dynamite>Rock
because his whole point was that paper couldn't defeat rock so he came up with dynamite which can defeat rock
1:49 tthis is a stupid?? u mean this is a silly a danger right
Flula, deeply moved, has uncovered and shown us one major flaw in this game ... why isn't the world listening and putting it right?
I bet people will still be talking about this when COVID starts spreading.
well rock cant die. it can break but not die.
if it breaks I think its pretty much dead
no it just makes more rocks then they can tag team
Really? If the scissors break, does that mean the two pieces can tag team? If the paper breaks, can it tag team? How would they be controlled? If you where severed, could you tag team?
sure why not
I havent slept in 3 days and this man is who i return to every time for actually feeling grounded.
I am not joking.
Over the course of the past 3 days i have had 1 and a half hours sleep (give or take a few minutes) and i only know that because it is two episodes of Law and Order SVU.
I have written what can only be described as thesies in the comments section of youtube videos. I have been to the butchers and sang outloud whislt walking home. I see visual snow. Its green and purple and black. Like pin pricks on tissue paper, but the tissue paper is my visual inderstanding of the world.
And yet, i always return to this man. His words and such. I do not know why and I will not try to create a reason for i fear that my mind will break if i am able to draw any such thing.
I am twrrified. I feel myself when i "fall" asleep and know that i am asleep which makes me aware that i am sleeping and then i am jo longer asleep, instead I am awake with my eyes closed. Waiting and waiting for dreams that do not come.
I micro-sleep (if thats right?) Every couple of minutes. I close my eyes for a few seconds. I do not recall anything that has happened or where I have been. I am present in one place and become aware that i am somewhere else, that is different to the place i was.
I am so incredibly tired.
I want to sleep.
I need to sleep.
I havent had any side effects thus far, apart from the visual snow. My stomach is not great, my stools are loose. I am not in pain at all despite the blisters on the heels of my feet from walking to try and wear my body out so i can sleep or rest easier.
It doesn't work.
I am waiting regularly. I am making lists. I have abstained from alcohol but there is no let up despite anything I try.
I see after-images when things move too quickly in front of me. My peripheral vision is dark, sort of tunneling forwards but if I focus on it, it clears up and goes back to normal. It isnt "black" but its the same black as the colour in the snow I see.
I dont feel sick, nor thirsty. I am keeping myself hydrated and taking Omega 3 and Mukti Vitamins.
I am doing everything right so why is it that I am wrong. I just want to rest.
I know sleep hygiene. I follow sleep hygiene. My room is dark and cool, my sheets are clean and neutral coloured, my phone is not in my eye line, I have a fan for extra cooling and white noise to fall asleep to. I have tried being naked, dressed, wearing socks to bed, using ice packs and heat pads - in the past also.
This has happened before, a few times, but it lasted about 3 days and then I conked out and slept. For about a day and a half
This is when I would expect to sleep, if that were the case, but something is different.
It's slower. It feels slower that whatever is happening to me that has happened before is happening but slowly. And I'm trying not to think about how long it will take, or pose any questions to my tired mind how long it will take for me to ACTUALLY SLEEP again.
I just have to focus on what needs to be done in the day to day of life and hopefully it will resolve itself.
Doctors don't prescribe sleeping pills (benzos) because I am an alcoholic. In recovery. Sober.
But when I was in the psych ward, I had Zopiclone and it regulated my ability to get to sleep. It didn't keep me asleep, but those couple of hours (if that) regularly, every night, was blissful.
I dint know why I'm leaving this essay on experience of insomnia here, but I always come back to this guy.
I was born in Germany to a Scottish father and an English mother. My Dad was in the army so I was born in Paderborn. And then we moved.
I am so very tired, so ill have to get up jow for the bed is only for sleeping in, and have yet another cup of tea.
There'll likely be an update in response to my original desperate attempt at trying to have someone believe me and offer a solution, but I don't know when it will be.
GodSpeed if you believe in him, or here or it, and if not- be thankful for your ability to close your eyes and fade into blissful nothingness temporarily. I envy you. You're wonderful.
Sweet dreams
Words are floating when i see them. Arent words strange? We have a whole language that we understand, yet other people of the same species as us can't understand it. Its wonderful how we can communicate, though, with our ability to charade what we mean. We can even ask questions with playing things out. Pointing to oneself and saying your name invokes the other to do the same. And then you just point and name. Figure out what "want" is, and you're all set. Trade is valuable. Give something for something. Exchange. Even words, to understand, yo acknowledge, to share ideas, even if you don't take them, I will share my words with you - and I hope you have words in return that are arguably definitive of positively accepting the ideas or words I have proposed (should you understand them) and even if your sharing arguments against the factit won't matter because ill interpret them how I want (because you've shared words that nobody understands, therefore I will attach meaning to those words which protray your ideas, and make them my own, even if it doesn't connote what you intended when I attach the meaning to your words, for those who understand me.
The concept of understanding is difficult because, as above, it is easy to manipulate in your own ideology of what you want things to mean, a s easy to spread that misinformed understanding of unknown words to anyone who understands your language, because they cannot fathom the language you're interpreting.
I think language is wonderful, but it is argumentably the worst thing to have ever been taught to us all. We weaponize words, manipulate words, use words to conflate, create, lie, present false truths, hurt people and manipulate. And they're all so wonderful that typing the words "I love you" and saying the words "I love you" can be taken as truth, a threat, a manipulation tactic, a remark, a joke, a sarcastic axiom, a greeting, a sign off - any way in context that it can possibly be said. Yet it can be expressed wdq13ithout words, in true context. Actions are truly louder than words, because through actions you actually do/communicate what is meant, rather than spilling it out in vulnerable words, that can be exploited or nurtured in ant way one can fathom. C9ntexts important when interpreting meaning from words, which is why a lot of books set the scenes, make you feel a certain way about a character before dialogue is intoduced, you're manipulated by those words that aren't even spoke, to feel a certain way, or even to garner understanding of a subject.
It takes action. Don't speak, act.
Once again I am just typing what comes yo mind becaise if its in my head if I get it out then maybe I'll be able to sleep
I hope you get to you're well earned sleep pretty soon my guy 🙏
I love this guy. Keep up the good work.
It’s been 12 years…
Flula's three and only expressions: 1) depressed face 2) red-eyed tired face 3) super excited disco mood face
Idk why this is on my homepage 13 years late, but im glad it made its way.
lol the rock doesn't get sunburn, the rock can have a bad hair day
when i first learned rock paper scissors i had the hardest time understanding why rock beat paper... lol youre not alone flula
Rock DOESN'T beat paper. Perhaps that is why you have difficulty grasping the core concept.
Matt Bland whoops i meant why paper beat rock ^^; haha sorry
El owe El.
yes, wouldn't rock beat paper? i mean, rocks make a good paperweight ;)
George Bowden exactly, lol
0:53 bro does not know how origami works
fr lol
someone lost one too many rock paper scissors games
"Rock has crush you good". Love this guy.
Hey dude are you still alive and well ?
@pandaauchocolat257 hey are you?
Someone came into my work the other day and sounded JUST LIKE YOU. Thank you for making me fall in love with the German accent 😂❤
give this guy a nobel prize
here in sweden its called Sten , Sax, Påse . translates to : Rock, Scissors, Pouch
Wow so pouch covers rock😂
@@hetanshpatel510 yeah or traps the rock in it
This guy just poped up randomly on my recommendation and now i can't stop watching him.
I've always felt the same. Wow he's right about Rock, paper, dynamite! Scissors can cut the dynamite string before it detonates!
Let's invent tungsten carbide, graphene sheets and laser cutter
I am utterly depressed I am just now finding this channel. this is some of the best shit I've ever seen on the internet.
Had my father in tears how funny this guy is.
This guy needs to become a teacher, just sayin
Omg yesssssssss
Gotta love the ending for this one! 2:02
"He just sits there in silence for a bit and than turns off the camera"
you are now some origami swan or something XD ahahah
He seems genuinely concerned omg so cuteeeeee
Captain reporting for duty: The game is a metaphor:
Rock = power
Paper = money
Scissors = intelligence
It's simple: power can crush intelligence and corrupt, intelligence can overcome the seduction of money and money can wipe up power.
I LOVE his logic.
Funnily enough, this isn’t the case in every language. In Swedish, the game is called “rock, scissors, sack”. Scissors can still cut up a sack, but a sack, unlike a piece of paper, can easily capture a rock.
That makes more sense
How am I finding this now… this is a absolutely gem
Rock scissor dynamite sounds like a great game
The way I’ve seen it is that paper completely covers rock’s body, and therefore suffocates him
it’s the way he’s genuinely distraught in this video that gets me,, he looks like he’s on the verge of tears
I laughed so hard I almost made my lunch come out my nose.
You forgot to take into consideration that rock will not be able to breathe if paper surrounds it. Paper wins through suffocation.
Rock doesn’t breathe.
@@witchbax yes they do, didn’t you learn this in science class
His statement was actually true when the title said “your logik is not right” that’s because it isn’t logik its logic
He sounds like hes on the verge of tears
I miss you Flula
You are the best german man ive ever seen and i hope you win the lottery
Rock becomes sand...
Yes
im behind you, tis a stupid game
real 0:18
1500 years from now, this guy will be on the history of philosophy degree exam
Tssssss. Rock becomes sand.
Chip? Is that you?
Ummm, no. Sorry.
@@PolyphonicPresshi it's me
flula says to change we will change it to rock scissor dynamite
Scissors doesn't defeat paper because if scissors cut paper, then you just have two paper.
Rock does not have the sun burns! Lol!
I lost it at "rock becomes sand" rofl
Bro just lost the most important rock paper scissors match of his life, and we know exactly what each person threw out
I have another good version of the game. Bunny Carrot Gun - The Bunny eats the Carrot, the Carrot clogs the Gun and the Gun shoots the Bunny.
Hakito For the gun you have to point your thumb up too.
EagleOneoOne ???
exotic for you pull
I love that he filmed this with the webcam of his laptop on his lap in his car
ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS-SPOCK-LIZARD
Scissors cuts Paper covers Rock crushes Lizard poisons Spock smashes Scissors decapitates Lizard eats Paper disproves Spock vaporizes Rock crushes Scissors.
But how does one make the shapes of a lizard?
^XDD Ikr
Still pointless since Spock would always win.
I created a version of this, fire water snow.
fire melts snow
snow freezes water
water extinguishes fire
the hand signals are palm facing opponent(fingers upright symbolises fire flames growing upwards)
palm facing down(fingers forward like water flowing across land)
hand facing down and palm towards yourself(fingers down like falling snow)
each hand signal you must wiggle your fingers also
water kinda melts snow... just saying
I go by the perspective of snow being a force, like elsas powers or something like that haha
I love this
Should call it ice then. And the hand motion still works cause it’s like icicles
In Sweden we say "Sten, sax, påse" which means "Stone, scissor, bag" I think the paper is meant to capture/wrap around the stone but get cut by the sharp scissors
you dont understand. paper doesn't cover the rock, it wraps it. and since the rock doesn't have arms it cannot get free from the paper. how shall rock ever recover from being wrapped?
Bro the video is 12 years old💀💀chill the debate is over🤣🤣
@@Elvin-7748 salty because you dont understand rock paper scissors logic 👎👎
@@OMIMreacts my mortal mind is too weak to understand game of gods,i shall take my leave with shame in my heart and tears in my eyes🙇
@@Elvin-7748 my guy there is nothing better than a little humility amen 🙏
This is a demonstration of the flaw of the German psyche. He doesn’t understand that by paper especially this symbiotic relationship to rock it fosters rock’s love, admiration, and hence dependence and thus rock’s submission to paper. Of course as a German, his recourse is dynamite, which in a way I understand the rational of, but it seems that scissors can disable the dynamite by cutting its fuse. This is simply not case as the fuse is not yet lit, hence the problem with dynamite. It is dependent on the light fuse rather than if and of itself power in its own right.
1:50 not rock, paper, scissor *pause* rock, paper, dynaMITE
WE GETTING ROCK SCISSOR DYNMATIE WITH THIS ONE 🤓🤓😈😈😈
Is this the guy from Das Sound Machine in Pitch Perfect 2?