Rock Paper Scissors, Your Logik Is Not Right (6:01am)

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  • @jackadams5125
    @jackadams5125 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21173

    Sounds like he's lost at Rock, Paper, Scissors multiple times in a row and he's about to cry.

    • @theunforgivenmoon
      @theunforgivenmoon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hah shut the fuck up.
      He's thinking logically about this, and is confused and i actually wonder the same thing.
      How can paper beat rock? It makes no sense, and if you were trying to insult my german friend here and trying to be funny, you obviously failed.

    • @jackadams5125
      @jackadams5125 8 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      haha lol, calm down buddy boy.

    • @okuyasuniijimura
      @okuyasuniijimura 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Hmm i have the feeling somebody here is very passionate about rock paper scissors

    • @rielbignell30
      @rielbignell30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@theunforgivenmoon Calm down buddy take a joke once in your life

    • @theunforgivenmoon
      @theunforgivenmoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@rielbignell30 joe mama

  • @VirtuallyEothingas
    @VirtuallyEothingas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10765

    Also, scissors cut the fuse for dynamite. Flula, you are a genius.

    • @cerulity32k
      @cerulity32k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      just stick one finger out for the fuse

    • @wagabondpickles6183
      @wagabondpickles6183 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And paper can make a nice swanky hat for dynamite, like a"boss" 😂

    • @meowingcactus
      @meowingcactus 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      Rock become sand

    • @MrMandude365
      @MrMandude365 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

      I like how he said rock, paper, dynamite at first, but swapped it out for scissors after a long pause. Made it seem like he actually thought it through.

    • @oddballsok
      @oddballsok 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      indeed...and the rock thrown at a taut paper will TEAR through the paper...

  • @cartellaio6955
    @cartellaio6955 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1216

    "rock become sand" was probably the hardest line ever spoken by mankind

    • @Blueskies2513
      @Blueskies2513 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Damn bro

    • @itswhatever9686
      @itswhatever9686 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Fr​@@Blueskies2513

    • @LegendEditz100
      @LegendEditz100 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bro but then rock becomes sand right? What of the dynamite? Gone! So rock wins.. so 2 win conditions hence holding false

    • @LegendEditz100
      @LegendEditz100 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Still didn't get how rock becomes sand and not dust but let's stick to it

    • @cartellaio6955
      @cartellaio6955 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@LegendEditz100 cuz technically speaking dust is not composed of rocks, sand is

  • @mikemorr100
    @mikemorr100 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8195

    I always feel like hes going to break down crying because rock paper scissors makes him sad.

    • @immamusiclover4074
      @immamusiclover4074 10 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      He is so right though like seriously my dad didnt get it and i had fun explaining it to him :)

    • @TPK_MAKG
      @TPK_MAKG 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      On the edge of all out bawling

    • @andreicosmin7141
      @andreicosmin7141 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@theorb519idk how much is 600 miles, but it sounds like your average German

    • @DatGitGhaz
      @DatGitGhaz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Bro just lost his house in a game of Rock Paper Scissors. After playing rock and losing to paper

    • @Lucid_Tales1
      @Lucid_Tales1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lmfao

  • @John2137
    @John2137 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7860

    " you're now origami swan or something" i lost it

    • @asddsaasdfg2846
      @asddsaasdfg2846 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      I read this comment at the exact time he was saying it😂

    • @gillsejusbates6938
      @gillsejusbates6938 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      @@asddsaasdfg2846 you are not allowed to use scissors in origami. to maintain the pureness of the art form.

    • @BrynQuintillus
      @BrynQuintillus 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@gillsejusbates6938🤓☝️

    • @Incommensurabilities
      @Incommensurabilities 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      ​@@gillsejusbates6938yes this is the irony

    • @Plexplay
      @Plexplay 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Somesing*

  • @mikemahlen6472
    @mikemahlen6472 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +427

    "This does not hurt a rock, this helps a rock."

  • @Chewbaccafruit
    @Chewbaccafruit 11 ปีที่แล้ว +20063

    If my dog could talk, this is what he would sound like.

    • @Thec05mic
      @Thec05mic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

      Is he a German shepherd?

    • @Itscalistarodriguez
      @Itscalistarodriguez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Chewbaccafruit what. What does that even mean.

    • @sarahsutton8673
      @sarahsutton8673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      OOh, is he a german pointer?

    • @allyy5610
      @allyy5610 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Chewbaccafruit, (to me) that’s kinda mean.....

    • @maeghonsmith
      @maeghonsmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If I could LOVE your comment I would! 🤣🤣

  • @Dondlo46
    @Dondlo46 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3947

    This guy has been hiding for 12 years, now I have a playlist of absolutely hilarious videos

    • @thazkithasleem3958
      @thazkithasleem3958 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      FR

    • @mustardmcmuggins
      @mustardmcmuggins 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      He became an actor i think he was on the show "rookie " playing 'skip tracer randy'

    • @neonice
      @neonice 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Literally same! xD I've been binge-watching any and all Flula content, especially the interviews and podcasts he's been in. It's wonderfully strange!

    • @JayMaverick
      @JayMaverick 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Same here, crazy how TH-cam has hidden this guy from me for so long.

    • @void_serenade
      @void_serenade 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      LMAO

  • @legacytwilight
    @legacytwilight 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +141

    Dynamite is genius. Scissors just cuts the dynamite, or its fuse. He either put a lot of thinking into this one or offered the very first thing that came to his mind

    • @CaspersGhost618
      @CaspersGhost618 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      If it's the first thing that came to his mind then this man is a genius!

    • @legacytwilight
      @legacytwilight 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@CaspersGhost618 that's what I'm sayiiiing

    • @kyleop1
      @kyleop1 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He said rock, paper, dynamite... ok genius?

  • @Mrsg123
    @Mrsg123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3321

    That's actually perfect because the dynamite would blow up the rock, the rock would crush the scissors, and the scissors would cut the fuse off the dynamite.

    • @nazishjaffri758
      @nazishjaffri758 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      True.

    • @DanielStephenJohnson1
      @DanielStephenJohnson1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Genius.

    • @Stoirelius
      @Stoirelius 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Put you could also put

    • @AlexanderNash
      @AlexanderNash 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Except if we are gonna get all "logic" about it then why couldnt you cut the fuse with a sharp edge of a rock? so no it's not "perfect". you can raise these kind of objections no matter what people come up with because simple rules for a game will never fit reality nicely.

    • @artugert
      @artugert 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      If causing the dynamite to blow up counts as a loss for dynamite, then how does it win against rock? It would be a draw.

  • @thedragon749
    @thedragon749 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1412

    "Paper is like a hat. Now rock does not have sun burns, rock can have bad hair day and paper has help out" I died laughing at this, love this guy!!!! xD

    • @ganyu_literally
      @ganyu_literally 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      "this is a positive relation" we all need a positive relation like this 😂

    • @ryans6280
      @ryans6280 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂

    • @jessecaillier459
      @jessecaillier459 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Same

  • @ilovefrying_pan3001
    @ilovefrying_pan3001 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +255

    Me after losing my 12th fortnite ranked match: 0:10

    • @olivermorissette8006
      @olivermorissette8006 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I was just playing ranked reload and this comment has me dead

    • @sdgsdfgn
      @sdgsdfgn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@olivermorissette8006 if you were dead you wouldnt be able to comment this

    • @olivermorissette8006
      @olivermorissette8006 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@sdgsdfgn shit man you're right😔

    • @sdgsdfgn
      @sdgsdfgn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@olivermorissette8006 its alright ill let it slide this time

    • @proayaan6841
      @proayaan6841 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@olivermorissette8006i cant shit rn bro im sorry

  • @JokahFACE
    @JokahFACE 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5117

    Only a German would have a problem with the way Rock Paper Scissors works.

    • @SandiByrd
      @SandiByrd 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ivan Denisovich Shukhov wtf is that supposed to mean?

    • @JokahFACE
      @JokahFACE 9 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Sandi Wood Not efficient enough. Could be better designed. Leaves too much to chance. In general, petty. On top of everything else, the logical sequences of it really don't make sense.

    • @peterpan-wt1mm
      @peterpan-wt1mm 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +izzy Perkins then I think you should get a life

    • @rubydubdub2965
      @rubydubdub2965 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I'm Australian and I have a problem with it.

    • @LoveBerry13
      @LoveBerry13 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Ivan Denisovich Shukhov well, we have the game too, Schere Stein Papier

  • @earthygreen
    @earthygreen 11 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    "Rock, Paper, Dynamite.........**looks around**.......Rock, *scissor*, dynamite..."
    I was waiting for the correction.
    LOL!

    • @RumiNasseri
      @RumiNasseri 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I literally just commented this verbatim 😂

    • @robuxtasty4175
      @robuxtasty4175 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RumiNasseri its been 10 years the guy is dead

    • @soulless2962
      @soulless2962 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@robuxtasty4175 dead he really? or joking you?

    • @robuxtasty4175
      @robuxtasty4175 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@soulless2962 im joking lol

    • @DasNarri
      @DasNarri 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@robuxtasty4175 lol

  • @notCAMD
    @notCAMD 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

    2:11 and scissors cut the burning rope. Genius! 🧠

    • @justaserbiandoomer497
      @justaserbiandoomer497 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Burning rope??? You mean a fuse?? 🤣😭

    • @flickotheswaggod5235
      @flickotheswaggod5235 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@justaserbiandoomer497 but is a fuse not a burning rope?

    • @danstray2527
      @danstray2527 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@justaserbiandoomer497 U will get it some day👍

  • @minteapoison6107
    @minteapoison6107 8 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    Man your accent and the way you word your sentences are just adorable, I just wanna give you a hug!

    • @Mcsezzle
      @Mcsezzle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I agree aww

    • @jssjdjdj
      @jssjdjdj 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      real asf

    • @chrissyswifey
      @chrissyswifey 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      real shi

  • @LenaClark432
    @LenaClark432 10 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Oh my gosh I haven't watched Flula in forever. So many feelssss.

    • @ztobinz
      @ztobinz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey I know you XD

    • @no1stinkysmoocher
      @no1stinkysmoocher 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      do you remember this bro

    • @TPK_MAKG
      @TPK_MAKG 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@no1stinkysmoocherprolly not

  • @freakelangelo
    @freakelangelo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    Dwayne Jonson finding out what hats are: 1:22

  • @truesoulbeing
    @truesoulbeing 10 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    I lost it when he said "rock becomes sand."

    • @carlos4087
      @carlos4087 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think he said "hat"...hence fixing the bad hair day and preventing sun burn lol

    • @allroundlad
      @allroundlad 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@carlos4087 at the end he said rock becomes sand. Hat was the paper.

    • @tr4inwr3ck.d
      @tr4inwr3ck.d 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@allroundlad rock becomes sad

    • @allroundlad
      @allroundlad 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tr4inwr3ck.d Rock becomes sand.

    • @tr4inwr3ck.d
      @tr4inwr3ck.d 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@allroundlad oh yeah, i see now.
      _"guess who wins this one"_

  • @amandasjoberg463
    @amandasjoberg463 9 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    In Sweden we say "Sten, sax, påse" which basically means "rock, scissors, bag". Using bag instead of paper makes much more sense because it can catch the rock ;)

    • @Kalashboy420
      @Kalashboy420 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      if you held a paper bag and i threw a rock in it, it aint catching shit lmao

    • @ISE9
      @ISE9 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Kalashboy420 Plastic bag probably

    • @Kalashboy420
      @Kalashboy420 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      still would go straight through it @@ISE9

    • @OrenMystery
      @OrenMystery 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@Kalashboy420 think of those stereotypical robber bags made of leather, could probably work.

    • @mugnuz
      @mugnuz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      but if the rocks inside the bag. didnt the rock penetrate the bag and made it the real dominant one?

  • @ignomoly
    @ignomoly 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    the accent allows you to imagine some bond villain... but the logical and simplified concern allows some abstract pre villain era sentimentality... before the darkness sort of magic...

  • @TheMayrin101
    @TheMayrin101 10 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    "Rock now does not have sunburn" xD

  • @shiso7237
    @shiso7237 8 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Paper is the most dangerous thing on the list, i never cut or hurted myself with any of the others.

    • @honeyonmymind
      @honeyonmymind 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good point! And so true! 😂

    • @shiso7237
      @shiso7237 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      thanks :)

    • @zazaforeva
      @zazaforeva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @witchbax
      @witchbax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hurted yourself?

    • @TPK_MAKG
      @TPK_MAKG 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      ​@@witchbaxHurted hisself.

  • @CHAPPER-
    @CHAPPER- 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    did rock paper scissors physically hurt this man?

  • @sandrag.4086
    @sandrag.4086 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    This guy is my favorite german...EVERRR! He is the truth and absolutely cracks me up....his auto tunes are ill...way to go FLULA. You show the world how cool we germans can be

  • @hotsistersue
    @hotsistersue 10 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    My cousin once was served with a search warrant for selling crack and went to prison for 15 years. And that is how paper beats rock.
    BOOM!

    • @dmorgan0628
      @dmorgan0628 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Bingo! Best answer here.

    • @MountainMoth23
      @MountainMoth23 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg to funny :-)

    • @vergaoneverga
      @vergaoneverga 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahahahahhahahahha

    • @kgonza1220
      @kgonza1220 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell yes you got it.

    • @zoranhome
      @zoranhome 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nailed it

  • @Ashton-and-Everything
    @Ashton-and-Everything 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is my favorite video on this platform Flula. Thank you

  • @aimeekerr9050
    @aimeekerr9050 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This is one of the many reasons I love flula 😂❤️

  • @JamKittensandRage
    @JamKittensandRage 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I love how generally concerned he seems. Everything is so serious!

    • @maurop7991
      @maurop7991 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He’s a German, after all

  • @deenad3562
    @deenad3562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *Flula, I hope you dont somehow take zis the wrong way, but your videos are music to my ears and sight for sore eyes. Hats off to you. That's all. Thank you.*

  • @CaSCHWANK
    @CaSCHWANK 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    paper is a diplomat. it comes to the best solution for both rocks and paper alike. it's considered the winner because it's elected the leader by the rock community after being such a help to them.

  • @PodMentsTT
    @PodMentsTT 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "This not hurt a rock, this help a rock" 🔥🔥🔥

  • @aaandieee
    @aaandieee 13 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love your insights Flula! It's so interesting to see someone take on simple aspects of our culture that we never analyze in depth the way you to! Very entertaining : )

  • @ArsenicDrone
    @ArsenicDrone 11 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I want to know: who's pooping on the backs of elephants? The birds? And then they eat it?

    • @Corvus_Crow
      @Corvus_Crow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @fruityeden. Burds don't eat dirt

    • @patrickpowell2236
      @patrickpowell2236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jennifer from the party.

    • @Pet_Hedgehog
      @Pet_Hedgehog 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      they eat bugs

    • @Shinu_Pain
      @Shinu_Pain 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Corvus_Crow They eat what they find in the dirt though 🤓👆

    • @flamywolfie
      @flamywolfie 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The birds eat the skin parasites

  • @chm_21www
    @chm_21www 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    this video never gets old

  • @ryanchenier-poulin8570
    @ryanchenier-poulin8570 9 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    My hangover got 10x worse after seeing this.

    • @yummymami1
      @yummymami1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Ryan Poulin Looks like Flula had one too.

  • @DaisyElf508
    @DaisyElf508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love these fresh perspectives from you Mr. Borg

  • @georgeanonymous7603
    @georgeanonymous7603 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I think at the end we obseved this man undergoes complete existential remapping as he realized that sand is just rock, and rock can never lose, ever

  • @halloheimur
    @halloheimur 11 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This is without a doubt the best thing on youtube.

  • @graciemiller9282
    @graciemiller9282 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I was watching pitch perfect 2 with my friend and I was like wait... wait a minute IT'S FLULA

  • @franciasii2435
    @franciasii2435 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    When he said rock becomes sand, i was actually on the verge of tears.

  • @williammather5471
    @williammather5471 10 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Lol paper iz now an oragami swan or somsing? Lolol

  • @Saph3939
    @Saph3939 11 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I am so playing rock, scissor, dynamite from now on!
    Rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts dynamite, dynamite blows up rock!

    • @BetterIntegra
      @BetterIntegra 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      rock doesn't need to crush the scissors :] ever try to cut a rock?

    • @HeartlessAndEmpty
      @HeartlessAndEmpty 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      BetterIntegra Can't say that's ever come up....

    • @ianh850
      @ianh850 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dynamite> scissors, dynamite> rock.
      ?

    • @BetterIntegra
      @BetterIntegra 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dynamite>Scissors Rock>Dynamite Scissors>Rock

    • @Saph3939
      @Saph3939 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      actually it would be Scissors>Dynamite,
      Rock>Scissors
      Dynamite>Rock
      because his whole point was that paper couldn't defeat rock so he came up with dynamite which can defeat rock

  • @Kristen-z1i
    @Kristen-z1i 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    1:49 tthis is a stupid?? u mean this is a silly a danger right

  • @Mila-fj1fy
    @Mila-fj1fy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Flula, deeply moved, has uncovered and shown us one major flaw in this game ... why isn't the world listening and putting it right?

  • @Slackow
    @Slackow 10 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    I bet people will still be talking about this when COVID starts spreading.

    • @brittanytaylor3724
      @brittanytaylor3724 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      well rock cant die. it can break but not die.

    • @Slackow
      @Slackow 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      if it breaks I think its pretty much dead

    • @brittanytaylor3724
      @brittanytaylor3724 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      no it just makes more rocks then they can tag team

    • @Slackow
      @Slackow 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Really? If the scissors break, does that mean the two pieces can tag team? If the paper breaks, can it tag team? How would they be controlled? If you where severed, could you tag team?

    • @brittanytaylor3724
      @brittanytaylor3724 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      sure why not

  • @illeatthat
    @illeatthat 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I havent slept in 3 days and this man is who i return to every time for actually feeling grounded.
    I am not joking.
    Over the course of the past 3 days i have had 1 and a half hours sleep (give or take a few minutes) and i only know that because it is two episodes of Law and Order SVU.
    I have written what can only be described as thesies in the comments section of youtube videos. I have been to the butchers and sang outloud whislt walking home. I see visual snow. Its green and purple and black. Like pin pricks on tissue paper, but the tissue paper is my visual inderstanding of the world.
    And yet, i always return to this man. His words and such. I do not know why and I will not try to create a reason for i fear that my mind will break if i am able to draw any such thing.
    I am twrrified. I feel myself when i "fall" asleep and know that i am asleep which makes me aware that i am sleeping and then i am jo longer asleep, instead I am awake with my eyes closed. Waiting and waiting for dreams that do not come.
    I micro-sleep (if thats right?) Every couple of minutes. I close my eyes for a few seconds. I do not recall anything that has happened or where I have been. I am present in one place and become aware that i am somewhere else, that is different to the place i was.
    I am so incredibly tired.
    I want to sleep.
    I need to sleep.

    • @illeatthat
      @illeatthat 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I havent had any side effects thus far, apart from the visual snow. My stomach is not great, my stools are loose. I am not in pain at all despite the blisters on the heels of my feet from walking to try and wear my body out so i can sleep or rest easier.
      It doesn't work.
      I am waiting regularly. I am making lists. I have abstained from alcohol but there is no let up despite anything I try.
      I see after-images when things move too quickly in front of me. My peripheral vision is dark, sort of tunneling forwards but if I focus on it, it clears up and goes back to normal. It isnt "black" but its the same black as the colour in the snow I see.
      I dont feel sick, nor thirsty. I am keeping myself hydrated and taking Omega 3 and Mukti Vitamins.
      I am doing everything right so why is it that I am wrong. I just want to rest.
      I know sleep hygiene. I follow sleep hygiene. My room is dark and cool, my sheets are clean and neutral coloured, my phone is not in my eye line, I have a fan for extra cooling and white noise to fall asleep to. I have tried being naked, dressed, wearing socks to bed, using ice packs and heat pads - in the past also.
      This has happened before, a few times, but it lasted about 3 days and then I conked out and slept. For about a day and a half
      This is when I would expect to sleep, if that were the case, but something is different.
      It's slower. It feels slower that whatever is happening to me that has happened before is happening but slowly. And I'm trying not to think about how long it will take, or pose any questions to my tired mind how long it will take for me to ACTUALLY SLEEP again.
      I just have to focus on what needs to be done in the day to day of life and hopefully it will resolve itself.
      Doctors don't prescribe sleeping pills (benzos) because I am an alcoholic. In recovery. Sober.
      But when I was in the psych ward, I had Zopiclone and it regulated my ability to get to sleep. It didn't keep me asleep, but those couple of hours (if that) regularly, every night, was blissful.
      I dint know why I'm leaving this essay on experience of insomnia here, but I always come back to this guy.
      I was born in Germany to a Scottish father and an English mother. My Dad was in the army so I was born in Paderborn. And then we moved.
      I am so very tired, so ill have to get up jow for the bed is only for sleeping in, and have yet another cup of tea.
      There'll likely be an update in response to my original desperate attempt at trying to have someone believe me and offer a solution, but I don't know when it will be.
      GodSpeed if you believe in him, or here or it, and if not- be thankful for your ability to close your eyes and fade into blissful nothingness temporarily. I envy you. You're wonderful.
      Sweet dreams

    • @illeatthat
      @illeatthat 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Words are floating when i see them. Arent words strange? We have a whole language that we understand, yet other people of the same species as us can't understand it. Its wonderful how we can communicate, though, with our ability to charade what we mean. We can even ask questions with playing things out. Pointing to oneself and saying your name invokes the other to do the same. And then you just point and name. Figure out what "want" is, and you're all set. Trade is valuable. Give something for something. Exchange. Even words, to understand, yo acknowledge, to share ideas, even if you don't take them, I will share my words with you - and I hope you have words in return that are arguably definitive of positively accepting the ideas or words I have proposed (should you understand them) and even if your sharing arguments against the factit won't matter because ill interpret them how I want (because you've shared words that nobody understands, therefore I will attach meaning to those words which protray your ideas, and make them my own, even if it doesn't connote what you intended when I attach the meaning to your words, for those who understand me.
      The concept of understanding is difficult because, as above, it is easy to manipulate in your own ideology of what you want things to mean, a s easy to spread that misinformed understanding of unknown words to anyone who understands your language, because they cannot fathom the language you're interpreting.
      I think language is wonderful, but it is argumentably the worst thing to have ever been taught to us all. We weaponize words, manipulate words, use words to conflate, create, lie, present false truths, hurt people and manipulate. And they're all so wonderful that typing the words "I love you" and saying the words "I love you" can be taken as truth, a threat, a manipulation tactic, a remark, a joke, a sarcastic axiom, a greeting, a sign off - any way in context that it can possibly be said. Yet it can be expressed wdq13ithout words, in true context. Actions are truly louder than words, because through actions you actually do/communicate what is meant, rather than spilling it out in vulnerable words, that can be exploited or nurtured in ant way one can fathom. C9ntexts important when interpreting meaning from words, which is why a lot of books set the scenes, make you feel a certain way about a character before dialogue is intoduced, you're manipulated by those words that aren't even spoke, to feel a certain way, or even to garner understanding of a subject.
      It takes action. Don't speak, act.
      Once again I am just typing what comes yo mind becaise if its in my head if I get it out then maybe I'll be able to sleep

    • @quandale-gayming
      @quandale-gayming 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hope you get to you're well earned sleep pretty soon my guy 🙏

  • @dachebzy8548
    @dachebzy8548 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I love this guy. Keep up the good work.

    • @NotDailyGuy
      @NotDailyGuy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s been 12 years…

  • @reybibleteng
    @reybibleteng 12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Flula's three and only expressions: 1) depressed face 2) red-eyed tired face 3) super excited disco mood face

  • @notjosh2957
    @notjosh2957 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Idk why this is on my homepage 13 years late, but im glad it made its way.

  • @Bethebug123
    @Bethebug123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    lol the rock doesn't get sunburn, the rock can have a bad hair day

  • @lilypippili
    @lilypippili 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    when i first learned rock paper scissors i had the hardest time understanding why rock beat paper... lol youre not alone flula

    • @leadboots72
      @leadboots72 10 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Rock DOESN'T beat paper. Perhaps that is why you have difficulty grasping the core concept.

    • @lilypippili
      @lilypippili 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Matt Bland whoops i meant why paper beat rock ^^; haha sorry

    • @leadboots72
      @leadboots72 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      El owe El.

    • @gbowdeniv
      @gbowdeniv 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes, wouldn't rock beat paper? i mean, rocks make a good paperweight ;)

    • @lilypippili
      @lilypippili 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      George Bowden exactly, lol

  • @octopusyogurt1883
    @octopusyogurt1883 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    0:53 bro does not know how origami works

  • @theiceman4494
    @theiceman4494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    someone lost one too many rock paper scissors games

  • @blahbleeblahboo
    @blahbleeblahboo 13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Rock has crush you good". Love this guy.

    • @pandaauchocolat257
      @pandaauchocolat257 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey dude are you still alive and well ?

    • @amrhood7182
      @amrhood7182 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@pandaauchocolat257 hey are you?

  • @SavannahSteel
    @SavannahSteel 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Someone came into my work the other day and sounded JUST LIKE YOU. Thank you for making me fall in love with the German accent 😂❤

  • @Paige-bj3ho
    @Paige-bj3ho 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    give this guy a nobel prize

  • @tobiasrost633
    @tobiasrost633 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    here in sweden its called Sten , Sax, Påse . translates to : Rock, Scissors, Pouch

    • @hetanshpatel510
      @hetanshpatel510 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wow so pouch covers rock😂

    • @tobiasrost633
      @tobiasrost633 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hetanshpatel510 yeah or traps the rock in it

  • @Akikii_who
    @Akikii_who 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This guy just poped up randomly on my recommendation and now i can't stop watching him.

  • @Jinzo361
    @Jinzo361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've always felt the same. Wow he's right about Rock, paper, dynamite! Scissors can cut the dynamite string before it detonates!

  • @ApocalypticDogOfDoom
    @ApocalypticDogOfDoom 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Let's invent tungsten carbide, graphene sheets and laser cutter

  • @skinnee
    @skinnee หลายเดือนก่อน

    I am utterly depressed I am just now finding this channel. this is some of the best shit I've ever seen on the internet.

  • @Lady_Maria-2007
    @Lady_Maria-2007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Had my father in tears how funny this guy is.

  • @AwkwardLynn
    @AwkwardLynn 10 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    This guy needs to become a teacher, just sayin

    • @zazaforeva
      @zazaforeva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg yesssssssss

  • @thatprogramer
    @thatprogramer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Gotta love the ending for this one! 2:02
    "He just sits there in silence for a bit and than turns off the camera"

  • @TheCody546
    @TheCody546 11 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    you are now some origami swan or something XD ahahah

  • @gracerooks2688
    @gracerooks2688 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He seems genuinely concerned omg so cuteeeeee

  • @vdochev
    @vdochev 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Captain reporting for duty: The game is a metaphor:
    Rock = power
    Paper = money
    Scissors = intelligence
    It's simple: power can crush intelligence and corrupt, intelligence can overcome the seduction of money and money can wipe up power.

  • @MegaXxScarxX
    @MegaXxScarxX 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I LOVE his logic.

  • @cosmologicalturtle9528
    @cosmologicalturtle9528 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Funnily enough, this isn’t the case in every language. In Swedish, the game is called “rock, scissors, sack”. Scissors can still cut up a sack, but a sack, unlike a piece of paper, can easily capture a rock.

    • @king_halcyon
      @king_halcyon 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That makes more sense

  • @tatertot9032
    @tatertot9032 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How am I finding this now… this is a absolutely gem

  • @飛び猫
    @飛び猫 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Rock scissor dynamite sounds like a great game

  • @wat5709
    @wat5709 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The way I’ve seen it is that paper completely covers rock’s body, and therefore suffocates him

  • @dizzydreamer13
    @dizzydreamer13 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    it’s the way he’s genuinely distraught in this video that gets me,, he looks like he’s on the verge of tears

  • @AUTOGLADIUS
    @AUTOGLADIUS 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I laughed so hard I almost made my lunch come out my nose.

  • @antoalex5732
    @antoalex5732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    You forgot to take into consideration that rock will not be able to breathe if paper surrounds it. Paper wins through suffocation.

    • @witchbax
      @witchbax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rock doesn’t breathe.

    • @jacksonmnl7901
      @jacksonmnl7901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@witchbax yes they do, didn’t you learn this in science class

  • @Fofo_Anchilla_Challada_7620
    @Fofo_Anchilla_Challada_7620 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    His statement was actually true when the title said “your logik is not right” that’s because it isn’t logik its logic

  • @nerdy_3711
    @nerdy_3711 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    He sounds like hes on the verge of tears

  • @lovergirl7654321
    @lovergirl7654321 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I miss you Flula

  • @JordanGoodwin-t8j
    @JordanGoodwin-t8j 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You are the best german man ive ever seen and i hope you win the lottery

  • @SamanthaOver
    @SamanthaOver 11 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Rock becomes sand...

    • @Slackow
      @Slackow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @nedcasey3702
    @nedcasey3702 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    im behind you, tis a stupid game

    • @x.freyavlogs
      @x.freyavlogs 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      real 0:18

  • @darklight6566
    @darklight6566 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1500 years from now, this guy will be on the history of philosophy degree exam

  • @YourFriendtheGeek
    @YourFriendtheGeek 11 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Tssssss. Rock becomes sand.

    • @PolyphonicPress
      @PolyphonicPress 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chip? Is that you?

    • @YourFriendtheGeek
      @YourFriendtheGeek 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ummm, no. Sorry.

    • @Ha77778
      @Ha77778 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@PolyphonicPresshi it's me

  • @Whoaskd
    @Whoaskd 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    flula says to change we will change it to rock scissor dynamite

  • @peteypete9357
    @peteypete9357 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Scissors doesn't defeat paper because if scissors cut paper, then you just have two paper.

  • @mezza001
    @mezza001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Rock does not have the sun burns! Lol!

  • @liteprotoss
    @liteprotoss 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I lost it at "rock becomes sand" rofl

  • @imelatedrn
    @imelatedrn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Bro just lost the most important rock paper scissors match of his life, and we know exactly what each person threw out

  • @monkata8
    @monkata8 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have another good version of the game. Bunny Carrot Gun - The Bunny eats the Carrot, the Carrot clogs the Gun and the Gun shoots the Bunny.

    • @monkata8
      @monkata8 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hakito For the gun you have to point your thumb up too.

    • @monkata8
      @monkata8 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      EagleOneoOne ???

  • @ScopedGG
    @ScopedGG 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    exotic for you pull

  • @frittierteGuave
    @frittierteGuave 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love that he filmed this with the webcam of his laptop on his lap in his car

  • @edmis90
    @edmis90 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS-SPOCK-LIZARD
    Scissors cuts Paper covers Rock crushes Lizard poisons Spock smashes Scissors decapitates Lizard eats Paper disproves Spock vaporizes Rock crushes Scissors.

    • @emmawarr7329
      @emmawarr7329 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      But how does one make the shapes of a lizard?

    • @sleepyfiel
      @sleepyfiel 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ^XDD Ikr

    • @witchbax
      @witchbax 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still pointless since Spock would always win.

  • @elephantasmic
    @elephantasmic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I created a version of this, fire water snow.
    fire melts snow
    snow freezes water
    water extinguishes fire
    the hand signals are palm facing opponent(fingers upright symbolises fire flames growing upwards)
    palm facing down(fingers forward like water flowing across land)
    hand facing down and palm towards yourself(fingers down like falling snow)
    each hand signal you must wiggle your fingers also

    • @LimIngZombieUnicorns
      @LimIngZombieUnicorns 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      water kinda melts snow... just saying

    • @elephantasmic
      @elephantasmic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I go by the perspective of snow being a force, like elsas powers or something like that haha

    • @KaminaUzui
      @KaminaUzui 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love this

    • @TheKInKmn
      @TheKInKmn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Should call it ice then. And the hand motion still works cause it’s like icicles

  • @RealSMSi
    @RealSMSi หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    In Sweden we say "Sten, sax, påse" which means "Stone, scissor, bag" I think the paper is meant to capture/wrap around the stone but get cut by the sharp scissors

  • @OMIMreacts
    @OMIMreacts 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    you dont understand. paper doesn't cover the rock, it wraps it. and since the rock doesn't have arms it cannot get free from the paper. how shall rock ever recover from being wrapped?

    • @Elvin-7748
      @Elvin-7748 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bro the video is 12 years old💀💀chill the debate is over🤣🤣

    • @OMIMreacts
      @OMIMreacts 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Elvin-7748 salty because you dont understand rock paper scissors logic 👎👎

    • @Elvin-7748
      @Elvin-7748 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@OMIMreacts my mortal mind is too weak to understand game of gods,i shall take my leave with shame in my heart and tears in my eyes🙇

    • @OMIMreacts
      @OMIMreacts 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Elvin-7748 my guy there is nothing better than a little humility amen 🙏

  • @placebojesus5652
    @placebojesus5652 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is a demonstration of the flaw of the German psyche. He doesn’t understand that by paper especially this symbiotic relationship to rock it fosters rock’s love, admiration, and hence dependence and thus rock’s submission to paper. Of course as a German, his recourse is dynamite, which in a way I understand the rational of, but it seems that scissors can disable the dynamite by cutting its fuse. This is simply not case as the fuse is not yet lit, hence the problem with dynamite. It is dependent on the light fuse rather than if and of itself power in its own right.

  • @Saugstaubervertreter
    @Saugstaubervertreter 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:50 not rock, paper, scissor *pause* rock, paper, dynaMITE

  • @gabiixpiscesendanimalcruel5125
    @gabiixpiscesendanimalcruel5125 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    WE GETTING ROCK SCISSOR DYNMATIE WITH THIS ONE 🤓🤓😈😈😈

  • @taylorwickham
    @taylorwickham 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Is this the guy from Das Sound Machine in Pitch Perfect 2?