Stay with me on this. Dslyecxi's jokes are like the dinner I just ate. My food was left over pork-chops w/gravy, mashed potatoes, with spinach (this is important, take notes). You see, I microwaved the whole thing for like 3 minutes, but only the pork-chops and spinach got warm. The mashed potatoes stayed stone cold Steve Austin. The moisture from the pork-chops and spinach were absorbing all the energy form the bitchass microwave rays. My night was nearly ruined. However, not all was lost, the gravy and spinach's ray gluttony would be their DOWNFALL. They soon started to run into the mashed potatoes, warming them enough to be edible with a bit of mixing. 8/10 dinner. Dslyecxi's dry jokes are the mashed potatoes, and the video content is the pork-chops. Crane is the spinach I guess... or whoever else wants to be...I don't know what I was aiming for anymore. Point is, it works. If Dslyecxi uploaded a 2 hour video of nothing but dry puns though (cold mashed potatoes) that would be terrible (actually no it wouldn't be I don't want to ruin my metaphor).
@@rinalds637 It was chopped spinach. If it was leafy whole spinach I would concur, but eating cold chopped spinach is like going outside, taking a bite out of a handful of snow and grass from your yard.
Yay, off-topic! Regenerating starchy mushies in a microwave ain't that difficult: add a dash of cold milk to your mashed potatoes before microwaving them. once the milk is _hot_ , wait maybe ~20sec, then mix up. pulse another ~10sec in the microwave, mix again (maybe with some flakes of butter?), serve. nomnom leftovers. Keep your microwave's power in mind though -- your grandma's trusty old box might take 5min to heat things up from fridge temperature, while a 1800W restaurant grade thingie will bake your mash into a brick of un-evenly heated glue within maybe 90 seconds. (edit-edit: I thought I had a pun, but forgot about it while thinking about food. bon appetit.)
Not only do I approve of the puns, but I also approve of Crane and Dslyecxi in the Helo again! These are always the most relaxing and enjoyable videos for me.
god damn no 1 told me there was a quiz k I'll just copy an paste someone else's answer here. that bit about crane knocking her self out running into the chopper... priceless my cat recently ran into the window with similar effects it was hilarious.
I just want to say that I 100% approve of the puns that dyslexcy uses. Because when I heard it I immediately said "your so stupid" out loud. And fun fact, the unwritten rule of using puns is that if someone says a really good one you immediately want to tell them to shut up or anything else beyond that. In conclusion even if you do not like the puns you secretly find it halarious but get defensive about laughing out loud. Feel free to give me a grade.
wondering what mod or script is used to show a compass in the targeting pod view and show the pilot where the co-pilot is looking. also great vid as always you made me get into arma and it has become my most played game.
Dad jokes are acceptable in my humble opinion.
Dslyecxi and Crane, in the air again!
'bout danged time!
It's weird how calm the battlefield looks from the air, as opposed to on the ground.
Absolutely approve of the puns. Examples.....just look at the video titles. They're puntastic. ;-)
YAY! Dslyecxi and Crane in a helo? I AM IN!!!
love the puns and I love how they ignored the lighting strike at 8:44
That was a good joke. I appreciate it.
DSLYECXI: Get to da Choppah!
CRANE: {knocks herself out running into the airframe}
Stay with me on this. Dslyecxi's jokes are like the dinner I just ate. My food was left over pork-chops w/gravy, mashed potatoes, with spinach (this is important, take notes). You see, I microwaved the whole thing for like 3 minutes, but only the pork-chops and spinach got warm. The mashed potatoes stayed stone cold Steve Austin. The moisture from the pork-chops and spinach were absorbing all the energy form the bitchass microwave rays. My night was nearly ruined. However, not all was lost, the gravy and spinach's ray gluttony would be their DOWNFALL. They soon started to run into the mashed potatoes, warming them enough to be edible with a bit of mixing. 8/10 dinner.
Dslyecxi's dry jokes are the mashed potatoes, and the video content is the pork-chops. Crane is the spinach I guess... or whoever else wants to be...I don't know what I was aiming for anymore. Point is, it works. If Dslyecxi uploaded a 2 hour video of nothing but dry puns though (cold mashed potatoes) that would be terrible (actually no it wouldn't be I don't want to ruin my metaphor).
Why would you microwave spinach though?? Hot salad seems so unfitting to me.
@@rinalds637 It was chopped spinach. If it was leafy whole spinach I would concur, but eating cold chopped spinach is like going outside, taking a bite out of a handful of snow and grass from your yard.
Yay, off-topic! Regenerating starchy mushies in a microwave ain't that difficult: add a dash of cold milk to your mashed potatoes before microwaving them. once the milk is _hot_ , wait maybe ~20sec, then mix up. pulse another ~10sec in the microwave, mix again (maybe with some flakes of butter?), serve. nomnom leftovers.
Keep your microwave's power in mind though -- your grandma's trusty old box might take 5min to heat things up from fridge temperature, while a 1800W restaurant grade thingie will bake your mash into a brick of un-evenly heated glue within maybe 90 seconds.
(edit-edit: I thought I had a pun, but forgot about it while thinking about food. bon appetit.)
Best explanation EVER! I approve this explanation...so does Mr. Torgue, because... EXPLOSIONS!!!
0:30 I appreciate that joke
Hail Dagon
I could feel Crane's facepalm from here....
Good effect with that Chopper pun.
2 years later the puns are still good. It's like the title of a video that was "Hunting BTRDMS" when Crane couldn't ID it properly.
Puns Aproved because a life with out puns has little distinction from reality that isn't Punny.
I approve of the puns. Also glad to see you two back in the air, makes for pleasant background noise ^.^
Not only do I approve of the puns, but I also approve of Crane and Dslyecxi in the Helo again! These are always the most relaxing and enjoyable videos for me.
Two hours of Crane and Dslyecxi flying Reaper? Sign me the f*ck up.
"I can't interact with you when you're bleeding."
Oh that laugh from Crane at the 1hr 43 mark as the rocket narrowly misses the enemy heli is great.
I feel like Crane just sits there with a giant bottle of whisky and ibuprofen.
Damn, nice recovery by Crane when you got hit
I actually was like "a bike made for two? That sounds like a chopper" then he said exactly that.
Yes finally a flying mission
Not only his Fans approve of his puns, (chopper was a good one.) Your Fans also approve of Dsylexi's Puns. Hell I'm watching this for the 3rd time.
Dslyecxi's puns have been approved since 2011 by me! ;)
god damn no 1 told me there was a quiz k I'll just copy an paste someone else's answer here. that bit about crane knocking her self out running into the chopper... priceless my cat recently ran into the window with similar effects it was hilarious.
I rank that pun, a 10/10. Would listen to again
His puns should be a requirement in each video. Very much approved, especially the chopper pun as I'm a motorcyclist.
What mod are you guys using which provides cardinal directions in the gunsight?
I just want to say that I 100% approve of the puns that dyslexcy uses. Because when I heard it I immediately said "your so stupid" out loud. And fun fact, the unwritten rule of using puns is that if someone says a really good one you immediately want to tell them to shut up or anything else beyond that. In conclusion even if you do not like the puns you secretly find it halarious but get defensive about laughing out loud.
Feel free to give me a grade.
Crane, this is the Forward Pun Controller. Requesting Close Pun Support. Are you ready to copy the dad joke?
More than a year later: puns are good
Such bad dad joke 0:23 and I love it to bits!
Fucking AWESOME VIDEO! Keep up the good work Dslyecxi :D
We came for the realistic ARMA3 action....we stayed for the Puns
Puns are good...you're outnumbered, Crane 😁
We approve, ie “ we will know which way the enemy is coming bc we’ll hear ghostboots screams”
I just want to know what they are using for the map markers and waypoints........
I know I'm late to the party here, but you missed a huge opportunity about saying Helicopters are the best fan service.
Get it, because the rotors.. eh ehh?
How do you get the red dot as the targeting mark instead of the normal black dot?
Dslyecxi made that mod.
Dad jokes are on point Dslyecxi!!!
Dslyecxi I recently found your videos and they are great, keep it up, I always look at you, greetings from Argentina :)
Anyone have a clue of what mod the little bird and HMD is from?
Some people break the 4th wall, some pinnacle a little bird on it.
Puns are great! :D
Turn off that fan i can't hear you! Nice video and Puns.
Nice video dslyecxi and crane
The video title should mention the ghost sighting.
Approved
will you do some tank gameplay?
wondering what mod or script is used to show a compass in the targeting pod view and show the pilot where the co-pilot is looking. also great vid as always you made me get into arma and it has become my most played game.
Shack tac user interface
Do you guys ever do player vs. player missions anymore?
Not currently.
Great vid, thanks!
What are Your thoughts about the new Arma 3 DLC?
Wrote a bit about it here:
twitter.com/Dslyecxi/status/1118520142227484672
Puns, puns, puns. Love 'em! :P
APPROVED!!!
He has nice puns........ wait what!? Never mind
Puns are very welcome
So does this make Crane a biker chick?
Guns are so ineffective against infantry. If you can get explosive rounds it will be different story.
Lol yes love the puns!!!
Puns are bad and you should feel bad.
ZU = ЗУ = Зенитная установка = there is no exact English translation, lets say ¨anti air gun¨ ...
Chopper haha. I approve.
Interrogative, good vid
Cranesong is disappointed in the comments section
hud MOD?
I approve!
22:15 That is my house im arma
Delete alt......LZ
Pandering.
13 m
Woo! im early!