P W Well now, first, it's not true that there is no more discrimination in the USA. Second, it's _also_ not true that there will ever come such a _time._ This is not human nature. Human beings are innately biased _(or_ enlightened). This is why segregation must be actively watched for and proactively combated. It's especially important that children of _all_ races spend their formative years _together,_ learning to see _past_ their racial differences. I mean, don't get me wrong. I would really like to believe that one must be _taught_ to be a bigot, but it's just too optimistic to be true. I mean who taught the _first_ bigots? No one. It was instinctive. One can take bigots who already exist and teach them to be _worse,_ but _some_ bigotry already _exists._ Discrimination, whatever its manifestation, is _always_ present unless the environment is integrated.
lazyperfectionist1 i mean after thousands of years of racial mixing there might no longer be aby races, there will still be subgroups and discrimination though
well, strictly speaking he only set us back about 75, and not culturally which is more important. everything he did can be undone through legislation... except that supreme court ruling, well kinda.
& the ONLY reason HES FOLLOWING TRUMP~ (what do U think??) $$$$$$~~~~~chasin the ALMIGHTY DOLLAH (he's already RICH!but evidently NOT ENOUGH~sad to say)
Yeah I remember the nightly show. it was good, but didn't have the audience. That's why I think RWJ could do a weekly show. CP TIme is a good platform, it might have a couple season's worth of laughs in it, and some very good points to make.
i remember Woolworth's, i was 8 & hanging out in there while my Grandma was working in a little perfume store. 2 bucks back then could get u a whole day of fun as a kid, shoppin at woolworth's n eatin' n buying a few "breakable toys"~ (nostalgia) Plus~Thanx ROY!!! (LUV 'IM!!)
👩🎤 Hey Roy, I hope you keep making "CP Time" segments for The Daily Show. I would love to see a marathon of "CP Time." The mustache is "awesome." 😉 👩🎤 BTW did Ben Carson ever find his luggage 💼👨🏻⚕️🤷♀️
we all know is a comedy but Roy Wood Jr. really needs his own tv show, because we laugh but at the same time with learning something from history ! even though is only for the culture lol
1:57 that's a bunch of BS why not go make your own Walmart and sit in it your own Banks your own businesses you know like you used to before when America was great
The fha is an awesome piece of legislation and not just for helping to limit discrimination for not while people, but for limiting discrimination against not white, not straight, not able and not republican. Because of the fha, I get to have my medical equipment (service dog) with me in my home which I would never be able to have otherwise.
*Trevor... can u pls read abt the " asifa rape and murder case" from india wr an 8 yr old girl was held captive for 3 days or more and repeated raped by adults ( including a cop) and a juvenile. Whats even more shocking are some prominent leaders marching to protest against the arrest of the criminals.*
white/ but never RACIST!! ~ I LUV Roy Wood Jr!~(check him out at "This Is Not Happening" S 4~Funny ass jokes)UNCENSORED!!!th-cam.com/video/9JoI9jOmygc/w-d-xo.html ~U WILL NOT!! BE SORRY U WENT THERE!! w/ 2 LIVE CREW!!!(n friends")
I'm white, I'm racist, and america needs CP time, cause if they haven't forgot The Culture, they're just learning about it now... The fight's been too hard fought to loose to ignorance and indifference.
Hey, hey, hey! Jeff Sessions is EVERYONE'S Gollum. Don't think for a second that he wouldn't bite a finger off of ANYONE in order to steal their jewelry!
Yep. That's a good representation of the argument.
"It's started working, so let's stop using it."
P W To prevent it from happening again
P W Well now, first, it's not true that there is no more discrimination in the USA. Second, it's _also_ not true that there will ever come such a _time._ This is not human nature. Human beings are innately biased _(or_ enlightened). This is why segregation must be actively watched for and proactively combated. It's especially important that children of _all_ races spend their formative years _together,_ learning to see _past_ their racial differences.
I mean, don't get me wrong. I would really like to believe that one must be _taught_ to be a bigot, but it's just too optimistic to be true. I mean who taught the _first_ bigots? No one. It was instinctive.
One can take bigots who already exist and teach them to be _worse,_ but _some_ bigotry already _exists._
Discrimination, whatever its manifestation, is _always_ present unless the environment is integrated.
lazyperfectionist1 *Bows 👏🏾 👏🏾
lazyperfectionist1 Thank you.
lazyperfectionist1 i mean after thousands of years of racial mixing there might no longer be aby races, there will still be subgroups and discrimination though
"30% black, 70% asleep." 😂
I think the writers watched the James Franco roast ;) (Jeff Ross called him half Italian, half asleep)
He a Dr.~he got his xanax~(n then SOME!) w h a t e v e r he w a n t s LOL
lol damn
I can't take my eyes off his shiny mustache.
Sruthi Sathyadevan I thought I was the only one 😂😂
This. 😂
160 people agree. It shows that like the rest of the animal kingdom, humans like shiny things.
I think it was a silky salt and pepper. He should have used yaki.
I legit thought it was a milk mustache after he put the cup down lmao
This guy is brilliant
He's hilarious!
I love CP time. I get excited when I saw it pop up. Keep this segment.
Thank you Ben Carson for setting us back 100 years
And this is in a country that had already been about 50 years behind other democracies in pretty much everything...
well, strictly speaking he only set us back about 75, and not culturally which is more important. everything he did can be undone through legislation... except that supreme court ruling, well kinda.
& the ONLY reason HES FOLLOWING TRUMP~ (what do U think??) $$$$$$~~~~~chasin the ALMIGHTY DOLLAH (he's already RICH!but evidently NOT ENOUGH~sad to say)
He needs to be able to afford things like $31,000 dining sets.
That cheese cake looked so good!!!!
Stereotypical J Cole Fan Yessssss!!!! Lol!!!!
I love, love, love cp time.
Genesis Rothmeger lol
Genesis Rothmeger
CP Time is my favorite daily show sketch!
I do enjoy CP Time. It might even work as a weekly show a la John Oliver.
Larry Wilmore tried to do something like this with The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore, and it was canceled after only a year in 2016.
Brandon Azzarella I found out about Larry close to the end.
Yeah I remember the nightly show. it was good, but didn't have the audience. That's why I think RWJ could do a weekly show. CP TIme is a good platform, it might have a couple season's worth of laughs in it, and some very good points to make.
I want one of those magically regenerating cakes at 2:45 & 3:14.
Housing discrimination is still a major issue for black people. Obama lost his house to some rich white guy.
Eddard Stark Good one.
Eddard Stark he didnt lose it....but good jab none the least.
And they would not let a women live there and be incharge of the place.
"MY LUGGAGE!1"
Cancun771 🤪
CP time is my favorite re-ocurring piece from Roy Wood Jr
That moustache is everything.
The Act helped a lot of other groups too...so thanks to everyone who fought for it!
Roy Wood Jr is so underrated
Give this man his own show!
You had me at Woolworth, LMFAO! 👍
I miss Woolworth, I could get school supplies, yarn for crocheting and a pretty good pastrami on rye. BTW, 80's Woolworth...
Educational and funny! Thanks for uploading it!
My man killed it! 😂 my favorite correspondent- love Dulce and Hasan too tho
I don't know why I love these so much.
Roy is the best!!!!
Please give him his own show
He's hosting "This is not Happening" atm. th-cam.com/video/G7HuWlahuQE/w-d-xo.html
Was it, Uncle Luke from 2 Live Crew? Or Ice T who is super legit now?
Didn’t he host the nightly show ?
Yaaaaaassssssss
So glad CP continues after Black History Month ended. Gotta keep the candle alight
*. . . and I'm back* 😂😂😂
Thanks Roy, very educational.
Make that cake sugar free, you are becoming too valuable to be a casualty in the war for common sense.
Stereotypical J Cole Fan i Think you guys misunderstood the whole point! And I am not from USA
I think it's pretty much a foregone conclusion he will be getting his own show at some point. lol
"And I'm back"😂
That was great. This guy nails this segment
i remember Woolworth's, i was 8 & hanging out in there while my Grandma was working in a little perfume store. 2 bucks back then could get u a whole day of fun as a kid, shoppin at woolworth's n eatin' n buying a few "breakable toys"~ (nostalgia) Plus~Thanx ROY!!! (LUV 'IM!!)
Roy does these "CP Time" segments so good that its my favorite TDS segment so far since Jon retired.
Roy does the best Ben Carson 😀
Damn that futuristic mustache.
👩🎤 Hey Roy, I hope you keep making "CP Time" segments for The Daily Show. I would love to see a marathon of "CP Time." The mustache is "awesome." 😉
👩🎤 BTW did Ben Carson ever find his luggage 💼👨🏻⚕️🤷♀️
Marvelous impersonation, loved it!😍💕
Roy is so f*cking amazing!!
This is literally amazing!
ist it amazing how this guys break down the stuff that matter to the viewers better??? the late show, steve colb.,.., Maher etc....
Somebody just get this man a show!
This. Is. The. Best. Segment. Ever!!
!!! Wakanda Forever !!!
greenbeancom38 killmonger was right.
"Wanna see my Ben Carson impersonation?" That killed me so bad
Lov this Guy...The daily show hav a great team...prob the best
Love that Ben Carson impression.
Jaxxon the Healer 👩🎤Did Ben Carson👨🏻⚕️ever find his luggage 💼
we all know is a comedy but Roy Wood Jr. really needs his own tv show, because we laugh but at the same time with learning something from history ! even though is only for the culture lol
Yo this guy is killing IT
The ben carson impersonation😁
Are we not gonna talk about how the cake was in its side when he put it down but upright when he picked it back up????
That moustache is my new goal. I'mma look like a Baptist pastor, but the way that shit shines is just beautiful.
Roy Wood Jr should have gotten his own show instead of Jordan Klepper.
Jordan is better when he's being interviewed and giving interviews at events
Lol e still have Woolworths in South Africa.
WHAT!? I'll be there as soon as I sell.....my posession.
Damn. How many slices of cake you got back there?!
For the culture✌😎
"30% black, 70% asleep"..I almost choked! :D
You had me at Jefferson Beauregard Sessions or something to that degreee
The judges will accept Jeffery knome cookie sessions but only as a cookie.
Could someone explain what the "CP" stands for? I can't decipher it.
You guys are no longer on Hulu missed you guys so much
Keep educating😄
Roy Wood, Jr would play a great MLK, Jr.
Pure hilarious 😂
CP TIME😂
these are so good
"And im back"
dat New York Style Cheesecake doh
Best segment after Trevor’s.
i really need a cake asap !!!
The cake was eaten, and then it did not! What?
Probably had 2 under there
do you really need to ask this question? THE CAKE IS A LIE!
Always gotta have a back up dessert
1:57 that's a bunch of BS why not go make your own Walmart and sit in it your own Banks your own businesses you know like you used to before when America was great
The fha is an awesome piece of legislation and not just for helping to limit discrimination for not while people, but for limiting discrimination against not white, not straight, not able and not republican. Because of the fha, I get to have my medical equipment (service dog) with me in my home which I would never be able to have otherwise.
bel pet 👩🎤It's for eliminating discrimination against ANY and ALL people. Not just SOME people but, ANY and ALL people👩🎤😉
*Trevor... can u pls read abt the " asifa rape and murder case" from india wr an 8 yr old girl was held captive for 3 days or more and repeated raped by adults ( including a cop) and a juvenile. Whats even more shocking are some prominent leaders marching to protest against the arrest of the criminals.*
😂😂
Am I the only one who sees denzel washington at 0:33
Those were too separate pieces of cake and none got on his mustache.
Always 😍😍😍😍
I didn't park my car in your space.
I think it is slightly ironic that at least 80% of the people watching “CP Time” are white. 😆
Ed Black guy here; I'm just glad someone's watching it
Hey, white people deserve culture too!
white/ but never RACIST!! ~ I LUV Roy Wood Jr!~(check him out at "This Is Not Happening" S 4~Funny ass jokes)UNCENSORED!!!th-cam.com/video/9JoI9jOmygc/w-d-xo.html ~U WILL NOT!! BE SORRY U WENT THERE!! w/ 2 LIVE CREW!!!(n friends")
I'm white, I'm racist, and america needs CP time, cause if they haven't forgot The Culture, they're just learning about it now... The fight's been too hard fought to loose to ignorance and indifference.
"I'm racist"...wait, what?
He didn't call anyone a bitch. This isn't CP Time
His mustache looks like he cut it off a stuffed otter.
Final question cable own research bridge miracle.
Charles Woods. . . I feel as if I'm watching him. ..but here he's funnier. Check out his film histories on youtube.
K
hello, good night
Carson's asleep at the wheel
That cheesecake looked tasty.
What happened with "like a bitch!"??? i feel empty inside now...
Wanna see my Ben Carson impersonation?
Hey, hey, hey! Jeff Sessions is EVERYONE'S Gollum. Don't think for a second that he wouldn't bite a finger off of ANYONE in order to steal their jewelry!
Ben Carson, the Benedict Arnold of black people.
I wonder what happens after the video; maybe Roy would've been sprawling on the floor, until someone gave him his epinephrine shot.
Is a comparison with Richard Pryor justified? I think it is.
What was this one?
the people in their 30's today grew up in segregated housing...
LBJ... how I miss you.
Whoops
Wait, there's no "LIKE A BITCH!"!?
tell the republicans to do that with their tax bill, if it is working so well get rid of it im sur eno one will complain
30% black and 70% asleep :D:D
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Thurnis Haley
Oops XDDDDD