How It's Actually Made - Toothpicks

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  • @sparkythecat
    @sparkythecat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2193

    "You might be able to hear the cries of toothpick excitement! They sound like this"
    "ʷᵉᵉ"

    • @nyx_291
      @nyx_291 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      How did you make it so small😂

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How did you do that with the letters?

    • @cruncyart
      @cruncyart ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andistansbury4366 google "small text generator"

    • @Mister-Red
      @Mister-Red ปีที่แล้ว +13

      3:19

    • @rockets4kids
      @rockets4kids 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      th-cam.com/video/BorQ_ULcvss/w-d-xo.html

  • @apertureemployee215
    @apertureemployee215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3747

    4:33 I'm frankly surprised that he didn't comment on what appears to be a cheap kitchen knife haphazardly jammed into the machine for some reason

    • @keanunmoskaluk3518
      @keanunmoskaluk3518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +514

      We don’t speak about the tree revolution. The wooden beast was defeated with that legendary weapon.

    • @nerf_or_nothin9551
      @nerf_or_nothin9551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      And that one toothpick that fell and got flung cross the room by the machine

    • @bzthorn6479
      @bzthorn6479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Lol I had to check the comments and see if anyone else noticed the normal azz kitchen knife just chilling there

    • @bzthorn6479
      @bzthorn6479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @James Jarrett wow I said that month ago and I just laugh my asz off to your comment loo

    • @sovietshnuckums2357
      @sovietshnuckums2357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      the "handle"

  • @HeavyMettaloid
    @HeavyMettaloid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4700

    "Meanwhile, the factory floor and machinery contain about ten trillion toothpicks..." this got me

    • @johnnyrats7083
      @johnnyrats7083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thanks

    • @SGRebooted
      @SGRebooted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @erkascazuchi8443
      @erkascazuchi8443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wonder how many lucky humans who work with them in their teeth after meals

    • @katwilliams6019
      @katwilliams6019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That got me too 😂😂😂

    • @electrogestapo
      @electrogestapo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That number decrease by several thousands each day since a lot get stuck on the worker's shoes. They go home everyday looking like they have a couple of porcupines for feet.

  • @_end3rguy_
    @_end3rguy_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    I like how you can see the lids of each box being mashed shut while there are still like 12 loose toothpicks hanging out

  • @maldinerinesus3161
    @maldinerinesus3161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    “ The wood’s bark is worse than its bite, so they remove the bark so there is just the bite”
    That is the best use of word play I have heard all week

  • @lil__sped538
    @lil__sped538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5431

    “Logs, Big steamy logs are delivered to this factor” fucking lost it

    • @AsAboveISoBelow
      @AsAboveISoBelow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      The Bob Barker and trillions in the machines got me. I spent most of that time wondering how many are lost while making them.

    • @memebandit
      @memebandit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I hope you find it

    • @bland9876
      @bland9876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      These big steaming logs ain't just for stinking up the Lou

    • @gibhib
      @gibhib 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Andy Sixx likes that line.

    • @koboldengineering7687
      @koboldengineering7687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Andy Sixx's logs?

  • @The_Dapper_Cat
    @The_Dapper_Cat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4613

    *They sound like this:* “w e e”

  • @Paralellex
    @Paralellex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13802

    Honestly seems a bit wasteful that it takes an entire tree for just one toothpick. I think you could two, maybe even three, out of a tree if you really tried hard enough.

    • @meatworld4776
      @meatworld4776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1389

      sure, but they’d be awful toothpicks

    • @calebreddy5826
      @calebreddy5826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +986

      Maybe someday we will find out how to make 4 toothpicks

    • @buttermilkbob9276
      @buttermilkbob9276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      When you wanna make 4 you need some real food tech

    • @Demon-sh2wc
      @Demon-sh2wc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      In the near future, people can maybe make 10 per tree! But that’s the future.

    • @John.0523
      @John.0523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      My brother told me that he made 5 once

  • @damn7208
    @damn7208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    I'm glad Peter was the one to grab the toothpicks for this video, he's experienced and capable.

    • @gummel82
      @gummel82 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thanks to his experience with chocolate

  • @hatchmaster_5745
    @hatchmaster_5745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    It's amazing how inefficient this factory is, but then again they literally sell custom sawdust.

    • @DecisionAvoidant
      @DecisionAvoidant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      That was my thought too, there is a ton of inefficiency buried in these machines. His joke about the factory floor containing more toothpicks than the boxes felt like a good poke at that xD

    • @kab43
      @kab43 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@DecisionAvoidanthehe, poke

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Compressed, custom sawdust to YOU, Sir!

  • @knottheory79220
    @knottheory79220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1585

    "If you think this looks like fun, it is." LOL lost it

  • @NewfieMan98
    @NewfieMan98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    "these toothpicks are destined for Air Canada. Which means they will almost certainly be 3 hours late" Way too accurate.

  • @The_Dapper_Cat
    @The_Dapper_Cat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4080

    I always wondered how toothpicks were made

    • @aarontorres9662
      @aarontorres9662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      But how its just wood but smaller

    • @kingjo824
      @kingjo824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      B I G S T E A M Y L O G S

    • @rainman8649
      @rainman8649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Minecraft sticks

    • @haalfnhaalf
      @haalfnhaalf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I always wondered how blinds were made

    • @snakevenoum6395
      @snakevenoum6395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now you know

  • @someveryaveragedude3574
    @someveryaveragedude3574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    3:36 after getting fired from the cake sprinkles factory, peter got a job at the toothpick factory

  • @haswn1880
    @haswn1880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    3:17
    "wee* thats sounded cute

  • @Darth-Egg
    @Darth-Egg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3402

    I’m surprised he didn’t mention the steak knife holding the whole assembly line together. 4:31

    • @t.estable3856
      @t.estable3856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      @Patrick Schmalstig It was escaping back to the wild.

    • @lunchpunchcrab32
      @lunchpunchcrab32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Nature is beautiful

    • @giu3077
      @giu3077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT

    • @rucksoclown7696
      @rucksoclown7696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @Patrick Schmalstig each toothpick box hold ExAcTlY 650 toothpicks

    • @king0vitrial
      @king0vitrial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Finally, an episode with a realistically portrayed factory.

  • @dutenait824
    @dutenait824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    1:15 If the machine is left on for a week, the log will become a toothpick. Thank you for watching.

  • @matthewhalo1799
    @matthewhalo1799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    Alright I’m expecting some hilariously offensive jokes about deforestation

  • @DPlumes
    @DPlumes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    i absolutely love how every video from this series starts out 100% normal, then goes insane. love love love it andrew

  • @mikoajmusio3367
    @mikoajmusio3367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:04 forbidden french fries

  • @Swedish_Seahorse
    @Swedish_Seahorse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    3:19 "They sound like this ............ₒᵤᵢ....."

  • @lilcrust3063
    @lilcrust3063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    That’s a weird way to pronounce “WiFi router reseter”

    • @AsAboveISoBelow
      @AsAboveISoBelow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Naw man those are paper clips.

    • @jayfeather9348
      @jayfeather9348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@AsAboveISoBelow nah those are a pair of random earrings that have just been sitting around for years and have never actually been worn

    • @AbdAbdAbdAbd
      @AbdAbdAbdAbd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i just use a pen or sim opener tool

    • @liangarvas8139
      @liangarvas8139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jayfeather9348 no

    • @QixTheDS
      @QixTheDS 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thumb tack

  • @Kirbyfan87827
    @Kirbyfan87827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2035

    Wh- Why are you being sponsored by a hair loss treatment?

    • @RaynmanPlays
      @RaynmanPlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      Any sponsor will do when you're desperate.
      This comment brought to you by a mobile game I'm apparently not allowed to mention by name.

    • @ihatenamez
      @ihatenamez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@RaynmanPlays legends shadow raid

    • @elliottirizarry7904
      @elliottirizarry7904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @@RaynmanPlays red shadow maggots

    • @freedustin
      @freedustin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Why not? Money is money. At least it's not unskippable!

    • @startedtech
      @startedtech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Only time I actually saw an ad where that was relevant was wavywebsurf since he is balding.

  • @cascamidland
    @cascamidland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    1:54 got "Webster's dictionary defines wedding as the fusing of two metals with a hot torch" vibes

  • @karma8131
    @karma8131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    1:28 the forbidden fettuccine

  • @yummy4871
    @yummy4871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    They sound like this:
    (muffled) whee.

    • @adog3129
      @adog3129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i, too, watched the video

    • @fiercekitty4982
      @fiercekitty4982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@adog3129 i haven't, i read the comments to create a mental image of what happens on the video. I refuse to give this channel my add revenue

    • @markus_378
      @markus_378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Oui.*

    • @yummy4871
      @yummy4871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Tirona Kasund woah Tirona watch your language

    • @yummy4871
      @yummy4871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Tirona Kasund ohoho, but Tyzias can

  • @r.connor9280
    @r.connor9280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Y'all just gonna ignore the fact that somebody stabbed one the machines with a kitchen knife 4:32 and still has to work a full shift

    • @whysosleepyjoe2811
      @whysosleepyjoe2811 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The cheapest knife they could find too

  • @WanderingHermitWizard
    @WanderingHermitWizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    2:21 school toilet paper

    • @vnkn0wn_vSeR-420
      @vnkn0wn_vSeR-420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your school had toilet paper?

    • @ChaosNetwork1004
      @ChaosNetwork1004 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr

    • @AgresiveSalt1
      @AgresiveSalt1 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@vnkn0wn_vSeR-420 ong

    • @Trainboi1983
      @Trainboi1983 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @n7x
      @n7x 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That’s school paper towels. The toilet paper is almost 2 dimensional

  • @lagamerfuel9084
    @lagamerfuel9084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:09
    The most organic toilet paper

  • @XiaoMingXing
    @XiaoMingXing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Honestly, I'm impressed. I've only managed to make half a toothpick out of a tree before, so these people are actually doubling my production speed.

  • @BIGGUSDIKUS-xn7jh
    @BIGGUSDIKUS-xn7jh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    "Hey i have seen this one, its a classic!"
    "What do u mean?It came out today."
    I saw the original on tv

    • @yosemite963
      @yosemite963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      whats the original show called?

    • @11facehugger
      @11facehugger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yosemite963 How It's Made

    • @vfraga
      @vfraga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      what do you mean? this is the original one.

    • @urneighbourhoodchomie5339
      @urneighbourhoodchomie5339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vfraga u are joking right

    • @Exotik-monkt
      @Exotik-monkt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@urneighbourhoodchomie5339 yesnt

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I was hoping for a joke about one tree being turned into one toothpick.

    • @TheThursty100
      @TheThursty100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Everyone was, that's why he didn't do it. It's too predictable to be funny

  • @J.Skyler
    @J.Skyler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    This is the only channel you can show your friends where they’ll laugh at all the videos you show them.

    • @jackievang3366
      @jackievang3366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jokes on you, I don't have friends. Lol man I'm lonely.

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackievang3366 I feel you :/

    • @erickmiguel264
      @erickmiguel264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What if my friends don't laugh?

    • @garbage5318
      @garbage5318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@erickmiguel264 then you dont have friends

  • @meduza93
    @meduza93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Nice try, I can clearly see that the whole thing is played in reverse and this is in fact a wooden logs factory.

    • @piljkar
      @piljkar 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Ikea log factory.

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      genious.

    • @DagmarvanSaarloos-dh4ly
      @DagmarvanSaarloos-dh4ly 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Obiously😂

    • @Ennard_664
      @Ennard_664 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No shit

  • @volundrfrey896
    @volundrfrey896 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    0:03 that's some nice lines of coke you have there.

  • @janediceplier
    @janediceplier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    3:22 he said “yes” in french for any non bilinguals

  • @plug_halo8661
    @plug_halo8661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Honestly toothpicks are just training swords for smurphs, and goblins

    • @shoelaceofjudgement3929
      @shoelaceofjudgement3929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *smurfs

    • @ヒラガナ-e5d
      @ヒラガナ-e5d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@shoelaceofjudgement3929 nah, smurphs are the smurfs' high-class, more technologically advanced sister race

    • @doozy5184
      @doozy5184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If Gargamel attacked the smurphs he wouldn't be alive.

    • @Yeetuz.Deletuz
      @Yeetuz.Deletuz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@shoelaceofjudgement3929 *smurphs

    • @joemattingly3610
      @joemattingly3610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You forgot that the longer toothpicks are used for smurph jousting tournaments

  • @wendyokoopa7048
    @wendyokoopa7048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I lost it at air Canada. All I could mutter was he's flown with air Canada.

    • @dinkeykong
      @dinkeykong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well he is French-Canadian. Not that surprising

  • @ninjabaiano6092
    @ninjabaiano6092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    0:42 this was a amazing pun ngl.

  • @collinlamont6357
    @collinlamont6357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    How it’s actually made: Babies

    • @zombieasparagus6021
      @zombieasparagus6021 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The first rule of the hugbees onlyfans page is you dont talk about the hugbees onlyfans page.

    • @amtheminer3803
      @amtheminer3803 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      "For this episode, we'll give a live demonstration"

    • @TheAndermany
      @TheAndermany 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      "As a special guest for this episode, we have your mom."

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      "Meanwhile in ancient Rome, an over-decorated jawbreaker has entered the arena."

  • @papafranku8638
    @papafranku8638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    0:55 Log circumcision

  • @typicaltrash5163
    @typicaltrash5163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Nobody:
    Trees and wood: oui~

  • @luisan776
    @luisan776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Man, the toothpick counting machine is so slow it drops the fps of the real world

    • @FlashDrive356
      @FlashDrive356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It doesn't drop the fps, the machine is slowed down and it looks like that because its actual speed is insane.

    • @jigglywiggly42069
      @jigglywiggly42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@FlashDrive356 insanely slow of course

    • @FlashDrive356
      @FlashDrive356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jigglywiggly42069 Oh yes, of course

    • @tohwangkaien8961
      @tohwangkaien8961 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FlashDrive356 that’s why the irl fps dropped

  • @veehix1149
    @veehix1149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    " *BIG STEAMY LOGS* "
    0:27

  • @whysosleepyjoe2811
    @whysosleepyjoe2811 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    4:30 I love the ghetto ass knife stuck into the industry grade toothpick packaging machine

    • @Wolfskullthewitch
      @Wolfskullthewitch 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Omg I didn't even notice that thank you random stranger for making my day better

    • @whysosleepyjoe2811
      @whysosleepyjoe2811 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Wolfskullthewitch you are very welcome 😂

  • @Prestonian1
    @Prestonian1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I’m so glad Keeps, a hair loss prevention company, helped sponsor this video about toothpicks, a tooth loss prevention thingy.

  • @coomcake
    @coomcake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Was anyone else slightly disturbed at how flexible the blinds were at 1:33

  • @abiyyupanggalih854
    @abiyyupanggalih854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:09
    plot twist: that machine actually made toothpick from one single log

  • @Barnowl65
    @Barnowl65 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "The cries sound like this............................. whee." DAMN IT HUGGBEES! YOU MADE ME CHOKE ON MY WATER!!!

  • @robertwhaley8069
    @robertwhaley8069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    4:41is the steak knife how the tooth picks are made sharp or to threaten and intimidate the tooth picks from possible escape?

  • @Lozoot2
    @Lozoot2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    "Toothpick squeeze" is what I call my ex

    • @Laantin
      @Laantin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why? did she squeeze yours?

    • @Yeetuz.Deletuz
      @Yeetuz.Deletuz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Laantin she squeeze it so much it became a toothpick

    • @danijellekic2789
      @danijellekic2789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice

    • @TheBreadIord
      @TheBreadIord 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooffffffff

    • @VideoManDan
      @VideoManDan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So yours is the size of a toothpick? No wonder why she left you.

  • @FlashDrive356
    @FlashDrive356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:48 The two bolts make it 100x better

  • @KairuHakubi
    @KairuHakubi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "The "billets" are carried to the puncher"
    I love that you can hear the sarcasm quotes.

  • @ced326
    @ced326 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:30 i love that there is just a random knife stabbed into the machine

  • @Nathan15038
    @Nathan15038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “As you can see here these toothpicks are destined for Air Canada, meaning they will always certainly arrive 3 hours late to the destination three hours late” that got me dying

  • @thesleepypiggy
    @thesleepypiggy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Big steamy logs"
    Well that didn't take long.

  • @no-jj3jl
    @no-jj3jl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    hey i just got an idea, he should do this video, how its made: Enriched Uranium

    • @oofers1151
      @oofers1151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That will be a hit internationally

    • @joeholden1599
      @joeholden1599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@oofers1151 you beat me to it, just like how a depleted uranium shell beat me to my Honda Civic

    • @patrickherring4222
      @patrickherring4222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I make toothpicks out of that stuff
      It tingles.

    • @picax8398
      @picax8398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *FBI wants to know your location*

    • @tssteelx
      @tssteelx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey Iran. Just stop. Everyone sees through your fake names.

  • @SiMBol10
    @SiMBol10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "wee" destroyed me

  • @BrunoOliveira15656
    @BrunoOliveira15656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Is no one going to comment about how that one brave toothpick trying to escape managed to perfectly land on the screw hole at 4:02 ?

    • @Cherno35
      @Cherno35 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A real hero

    • @owen_the_oddball8907
      @owen_the_oddball8907 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He will dismantle the factory savings trillions of his kind

    • @rileyday6025
      @rileyday6025 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@owen_the_oddball8907Januzaj friend breeder videos oscillates 555

  • @austincook8308
    @austincook8308 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I didn't figure out it was a fake voice over until the "you can hear the toothpicks cry out in joy". Hilarious

  • @Overlord-1
    @Overlord-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Toothpicks! My favorite! In fact, my daughters first words were " I love toothpicks"!

  • @Zxra045
    @Zxra045 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:09 It's looks like fun but if you listen closely to the drum you get to hear the excitement of tooth pick cries its sounds like this
    *wee* literally sad wee

  • @killerdruid
    @killerdruid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Most blinds are made by simply failing to make toothpicks”
    Man I’m so happy I found this channel

  • @everymoviehero9248
    @everymoviehero9248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The definition of irony: a tree was chopped down and made into paper that was then used for a "save the trees" leaflet

  • @Jiffyhwyl.5
    @Jiffyhwyl.5 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Why did he say it like a slur 2:15

  • @zakwindle8859
    @zakwindle8859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    4:58 A very underrated joke about a struggle that many people probably won’t know.

    • @catloverplayz3268
      @catloverplayz3268 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      For me it was more 1 day because the Toronto airport is stupid

  • @agerothn
    @agerothn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The billet machine actually just takes long strips of trees and coils them up because people are more interested in making their own tree rings, rather than letting nature do it.

  • @coitusergosum2447
    @coitusergosum2447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:31 Just a random knife sticking out of the machinery

  • @kutejikashi1959
    @kutejikashi1959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "big, steamy logs" is a sentence I never thought I will heard.

  • @midnightunicorn7752
    @midnightunicorn7752 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The "wee" got me crying

  • @MxPokirby
    @MxPokirby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Shoutout to the Peter cameo.

  • @batham1185
    @batham1185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    There are a few episodes on this series that I consider to be true classics: Bacon, Chocolate, Oysters, a few others. But this one has definitely joined those ranks.

  • @blisteringstars
    @blisteringstars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    toothpicks are made out of the material required to make toothpicks, literal living beavers

  • @knockout8607
    @knockout8607 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Soon as I heard "big steamy logs" I checked to see when this was uploaded.
    Then after "if the machine is left on for a week" I realized the whole channel is probably just jokes.

  • @yemenjii6962
    @yemenjii6962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm just glad this guy was nice enough to put the sponsor at the end so you don't have to spam tap the L button, I hate having to do that. Bless this man's soul.

  • @crazyinsane500
    @crazyinsane500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Is nobody going to talk about that steak knife just sticking into the machine at 4:30?

    • @amtheminer3803
      @amtheminer3803 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So random

    • @omegawilliam95s36
      @omegawilliam95s36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just noticed, who’s trying to kill the machine?

    • @Yeetuz.Deletuz
      @Yeetuz.Deletuz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@omegawilliam95s36 some of the worker
      And they failed
      Failed so hard they become toothpick

    • @Fhrgaderga
      @Fhrgaderga 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "This is what happens to bad machines who try to find jobs as Rinsing Machines, when they are not one."

  • @horder1234
    @horder1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i was waiting for the line "if the machine left on the log will only make toothpick"

  • @biggiecheese247
    @biggiecheese247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Big steamy logs are delivered to this factory.

  • @FurryEskimo
    @FurryEskimo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I got to see an old fashioned toothpick maker and it was basically just a log on a crank. You’d turn it and out would pop So many toothpicks, it was amazing!

    • @cosanchez124
      @cosanchez124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      damn too bad we downgraded to only one toothpick per log. seems really inefficient if you ask me

  • @caedgeworth
    @caedgeworth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The toothpicks laid in that way on the tray kind of triggered my love for cocaine

  • @MaplePanda04
    @MaplePanda04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The steak knife looks to be an expedient fix. That L-shaped rail used to extend further to the right; you can see the full grey areas where it broke off. Looks like some genius JB welded a knife onto the machine to keep the rail in place, and it’s still holding up today!

  • @maxirwin6915
    @maxirwin6915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was so brain dead watching this thinking it was legit, I didn’t even realise how bizarre the voice over was until it became painfully obvious.

    • @borneoorangutan
      @borneoorangutan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It speaks to the cheeseyness of these original documentaries. When it said "the bark is more bite" I thought yeah weird but haha classic documentaries are strange

  • @HunterKnight109
    @HunterKnight109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i'm telling you it's the parts like this (0:00 - 6:01) that get me every single time

  • @Name-ps9fx
    @Name-ps9fx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just like in the Bugs Bunny cartoon! Put a log in a lathe, spin fast and instantly a TOOTHPICK!

  • @dipstick6778
    @dipstick6778 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh my godddd the commentary is just absolutely GOLDEN

  • @worried-soup7154
    @worried-soup7154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the machine at 3:53 at the slowed speed works at about 200 bpm, whcih is the same speed as 115 by Treyarch Sound, Brian Tuey, James McCawley, and Kevin Sherwood

    • @CatSurfer
      @CatSurfer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its not slowed down. Its actually sped up by about 10x for the better viewing experience

  • @rockstarpl0x423
    @rockstarpl0x423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Meanwhile the factory floor and machine contain about 10 trillion toothpicks” one of the best jokes so far. This was one of your best for sure

  • @Rapidpanda1st
    @Rapidpanda1st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:32 Just a single steak knife jammed in the machinery.
    Looks like the handiwork of Vengeful Brian from sorting.

    • @ryelor123
      @ryelor123 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Getting it fixed the normal way involves filling out a maintenance report and waiting for the maintenance people to have an opening in their schedule to come down and fix it. Just sticking a knife in the machine as a shim works much better.

  • @shenyathewelder9695
    @shenyathewelder9695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This went from Informative to informative and funny very quickly and I’m here for it

  • @earthlingjohn
    @earthlingjohn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Overwhelming urge to buy boxes of toothpicks and verify quantity in each one

  • @dogeridoo7407
    @dogeridoo7407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm gonna tell my kids this was the history channel.

    • @Yeetuz.Deletuz
      @Yeetuz.Deletuz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is.

    • @Kimairan
      @Kimairan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you meaning it's not?

    • @saadahmad372
      @saadahmad372 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So where's the bait in there?

    • @crunchymilk5676
      @crunchymilk5676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      your kids will be very smart, i'm sure

  • @whateverppl1229
    @whateverppl1229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:25 i mean, aside for the one toothpick that is stuck.... one of the boxes is short 1 toothpick and I want compensations for this blasphemy.

  • @NightBread
    @NightBread 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I always remember that one clip from looney toons where they take an entire tree to make one toothpick

  • @SigmaGus
    @SigmaGus หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love watching Huggbees as I fall asleep after my mother and 2 siblings died in a car crash

  • @EmperorKandyKatsuVonKandai
    @EmperorKandyKatsuVonKandai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’m an air Canada pilot and I feel offended

  • @sewagerat3489
    @sewagerat3489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    " *w e e* "
    My humor is so f**ked up right now.

  • @xchuck6871
    @xchuck6871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:40 it's such a shame to see the X-12 mega-revolver (the world's coolest gun) has fallen so far from grace

  • @thecatbims8124
    @thecatbims8124 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Whoever comes up with these scrips is a genius

  • @Knotaro_bot
    @Knotaro_bot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You never expect a giggle when learning about the birth of a toothpick

  • @magicalawnmower4764
    @magicalawnmower4764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was expecting a new WORLD'S COOLEST GUN bit based on the thumbnail

    • @MCStevie1000
      @MCStevie1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So I wasn't the only one