Mario Maker 2 but I'm incredibly toxic
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ค. 2019
- Mario Maker 2 but this kinda stuff is how I lose friends
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*The Problem:*
About everyone on this game is a toxic player.
*The Solution:*
_If you cant beat 'em join 'em-_
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Modern problems require modern solutions
You forgot the ourselves part
..... *Ourselfs*
It actually took an entire minute at the end for that small big of movement to happen. Now THAT's BEEB internet
I was the first liker and no one else can say otherwise- good vid
son of a beeb
I went to your website and it had Beeb internet, I still suck at mario maker 2
*B E E B*
OH HELLO
Mario Maker 2 but Beeb returns with his *S P A G H E T I N T E R N E T*
Umm... I don’t know how to tell you this, but, the video was uploaded 3 minutes ago. Your comment was 28 minutes ago. How did you time travel?
Britt Wicklund you can comment before it premiers
@@brittwicklund1752 what he said, but with a *y e e t* after.
@CB7ROCS S *y e e t*
nah nintendo is just terrible at making online mode.
i have 5G wifi and smash ultimate online lags A lot
Optional Title: Mario Maker 2 but I’m making Little Timmy’s first whack at the Online a nightmare
*_the game_*
Mario maker 2 but it moves at two frames per second
More like one frame an hour
So, basically the normal game?
In other words, Beeb internet.
Thats why its called soup 2
Mario maker 2 but it moves at 1 frame per year
I can't tell which is worse, the toxic players or Multiplayer's PowerPoint Presentation speed
Both...they’re both terrible
That you have to pay for the awful online
*communication error has occurred*
Christopher Moon I love your new profile picture
this is why i dont pay for online yet
No one:
Failboat: I just had to kill Toad real quick.
Also Failboat: Suffer brother.
Everyone else: * Watches and cowers in fear.
*b e e b I n t e r n e t*
No one:
Random toad:throws luigi into piranha plants mouth
"I won, so I like it."
That'll be my Mario Maker mantra from now on.
Yooooo what’s up PK!!!
The problem: I am normal human when I boot up a game that’s supposed to make me salty
The solution: get extremely toxic at the game to the point where I want to throw my controller against the wall
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Ourselves
y e s
Failboat: Useful things you could be doing with your time, such as going outside
Me: _Laughs in antisociality_
*failboat gets seccond*
Failboat:" Im about to end this whole levels career"
B O O
*Didn’t You Know?* Most of Nintendo’s current online is toxic.
ok
1:50 the real reason the raid on Area 51 wouldn’t be successful
Let’s raid area 52 who’s with me!?
Nah I'm going to area 53
Areas 54-63 sound boring, so I will go to Area 64.
@@edsoncastillo7357 i'm just gonna go to Area 34
I made a level called "Mario visits Area 52". Did Failboat mention Area 52 because he played that level before?
What about Area 50?
Failboat: **jumps**
Beeb: *thank you very much I will now eat half of your jump*
No one:
Failboat:
I'm gonna do what's called a *pro **_gamer_** move*
Everyone: why can’t you just be normal?
Nintendo Online: **screams in lag**
3:54
Toad: We've got this.
Fail: **reaches the goal**
"Its all fun and games until I bring the parents involved"
-Daniel Failboat 2019
"I mean, if you dont wanna win I'll gladly win FOR you" this is now my most favorite quote and it's what I use a lot in my life now
2:53 GuyFieri comes back to haunt him from a hat in time battle royal
A fairly decent level, but had several minor flaws that disproved it's love for me and proved it's willingness to follow the opposing teams thus resulting in my defeat.
Area 51 guards when only 4 people show up to Area 51: :D
When it’s Mario, Luigi, toad and toadette: D:
After they all hit boo because the level beat itself first
Failboat logic:
Win: good level
Lose: boo
Hotel: trivago
Furret: walcc
Petition for Failboat to be sponsered by trivago?
@@Ghostfoxkori hey I like the furret gang too
69 likes.
1:50
FBI agent watching this:
"We gotta take him out. *He knows too much.* "
Everyone wants to raid Area 51 but there’s a way to stop Squarespace ads and skip the premier timer in Area 52
The problem: we are all mortal humans able to just barely comprehend Mario maker 2 levels.
The solution: be toxic to other people, steal their final brain cells, and become a god ourselves!
完全に自動化されていたので、試してみましょう: that's an intimidating name!
Translated
Because it was fully automated, let's try it: Now that's an intimidating name.
From this point forward in my life I will follow a simple motto
BAD LEVEL DIDN’T WIN
Thanks for the heart Failboat, I’ve been watching your vids for years
Why didn’t you play Bowser’s Big Bean Burrito?
What’s the point of playing that level? Dunkey already has the world record on it
You know not everything’s about being the best
Ikr
Mason Duck lilkirb*
How could one Failboat boi toxicify an entire online game?
No one knows.
Only god knows
0:29 Those key battles are honestly one of the most fun parts of Versus Mode...
I was laughing so much at the pain of blue toad being stuck there for like a minute of real-life time in that one lag-fest.
Half of all life in the universe: *exists*
Thanos: 1:13
Luigi did not die. He was simply returning to our plane of existence
Super Mario Maker 2 but Mario abuses the others for keys
When I'm playing online in a castle level, I like to pick up other players and throw them into the lava. It's honestly really fun to imagine how mad the players are when I do it.
3:32 ignores damage and taunts the watchers like a boss
4:17 Doofenshmirtz: 🎵Eating cereal looks like this! 🎵
“Don’ win, bad level” best quotes ever
3:32
"Did you die?"
*well yes, but actually no*
Nobody:
Not a single person:
Failboat: A package from Amazon, I'll be there in 2 days...
With how bad this internet is.
It’s always a good level if you win. That’s why everything in easy endless is a masterpiece.
This internet speed reminded me of dial up and how laggy it was. Maybe they were using dial up to go online?
Man I haven't watched these Mario Maker 1 videos in years! Nostalgia!
8:34
That toad know how to use taunt
Which is worse the fact that the hero has something close to PK Fire or the fact that Multiplayer has the BIGGEST lag
what I think is worse is me replying to this
Hearing toad screaming and being crushed just made me laugh
1:04 barfing cereal lmao
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Failboat:
i’M DiFfeREnt ThaN ThE OtHEr RaGErs!
That laugh at the end of the first battle was cursed
1:04 me and not the boys eating frosted flakes at 2 am
Failboat:you guys fall into one block pits
Failboat 1 minute ago: *falls into one block pit*
I remember this stream live. I loved this.
When you win: *I WON SO I LIKE IT!*
When you loose: *BAD LEVEL DIDN'T WIN!*
I laughed more than I should’ve at 1:07.
But the greatest challenge in this video:
Figuring out who he was playing as
Everyone: LETS RAID AREA 51 WE CAN TAKE THE GUARD OUT!
The Guards:
*unleash the beeb*
A website that makes more websites- Failboat.
Love or hate him, he spitting straight facts
The maps fills you with DETERMINATION
1:35 why did the spat sound so funny lol
*THE PROBLEM:* TOAD HAS THE KEY
*THE SOLUTION:* BLOCK THE DOOR TILL I HAVE DA KEY
This is the online experience we pay for
Failboat: Useful things you could be doing with your time, such as going outside.
Me: laughs in Covid-19
Multiplayer + Toxicity = Is this how it's supposed to be?
Super mario maker vs truly brings out the best that humanity has to offer
I already know there will be a whole lot of screaming
You know what Super Mario Bros. 3 needs? the hammer suit.
Hey Failboat, I just wanted to say congrats on getting an interview on the news! You deserve it!
"Can you scream?"
"I don't know, _can_ I?"
1:04 IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN
3:30 luigi: YOWOWOWOW but at least I won
He even makes the sponsors funny
The first few seconds is my Saturday
0:32 Good Dan, Now You Have *Friends!*
When you play Luigi and fail at winning by DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
why do i love failboat being toxic
I can’t believe Luigi died and beat the level, AND Mario lagged so f**king hard in the same video!
The BEEB Internet is back to attack failboat
5:11 is it just me or do they look like area 51 defenders with those hats
You know it's lagging when IV Frames cause the player to permanently disappear
Chilling in bed and realized it's been one year since this video was uploaded
Mario Battle Royale *but you have the beeb spirit equipped*
5:34 listen to the toads and luigi in background
Squarespace: Been waiting for you.
That death and win happened to me once in Wii U style. I started flying for no reason
The problem: I never win in Mario Maker
The solution: Go to the nearest McDonald’s for the bad internet to mess everyone up
Quite a lot of pain was caused to make this video. You better enjoy this.
Don't worry, *I do*
Yes it is *very enjoyable*
I AM TOADETTE AT 0:25
MM2 return of Beeb
1:36 AAAAAAAA- **splat**
1:08 beeb's revenge
1:15 ITS BEEB INTERNET ALL OVER AGAIN!
"How to go outside"
That Squarespace Ad didn't age well.
8:33 Long live the king
Failboat come down, take a breather, and drink some tea.
Who is an amazing Mario maker player?
Fail: Yes
Beebs spirit will live on
1:34 lol
AAAAAHHHHH-
S P A G H E T I N T E R N E T
The Problem Failboat doesn't upload his websites
The Solution open up Squarespace and make it our selfs