If this is not the truth I don't know what is 5 minit crafs realy puts us some wast of time its like thay known that there haks arnt going to work and wasting are time on perpas
5 minute crafts: don’t love your boyfriend, ignore him forever, then he’ll definitely love you. Oh! Also, don’t forget to never ever ever go with him anywhere because it’s just soooo weird.
Let me just say this first off based on the first comic: LADIES (and boys cuz you do this too) DON'T IGNORE HIM OR HER. If you don't answer we think you're talking to someone better or we worry that you don't like us anymore or that we're too clingy! ANSWER the phone TALK to them and LIVE LIFE don't waste what little time we have ignoring calls and texts of the ones we love! Ok rant over
I never understood the concept of waiting for hours before responding to a text- like usually if my boyfriend sends messages while I’m showering I just go “oh hey sorry I was in the shower” and he is completely fine with that cuz everyone showers! These rules make no sense
I'm pretty sure its because if someone is watching her channel for the first time and don't like it, they dislike it to let TH-cam know they don't want videos like that in there recommended, it doesn't really mean they are a hater
Sometimes you tubers say or do things that people don’t like so they dislike it and then comment about what they didn’t like to make sure they know that they maybe shouldn’t do that thing as much.
Me during quarantine: *texts my crush My crush: *responds an hour later Me: *responds immediately because I’m socially deprived and am always in my phone 😂😂
I had this whole long thing written, but I decided to make it simple. I get what they are trying to do here. A) Don't appear desperate or clingy. B) Make the guy pursue you. But I will tell you straight up Ladies, if I even feel a hint of disinterest (given the way social rules are now: #YesMeansYes #EnthusiasticConsent) you will be back in the singles club within 48 hours. The "copies your pose" thing is real. It is called mirroring. It is usually used by con men to manipulate marks though.
No one: 5 minute crafts girl: eating lunch alone Her boyfriend that she doesn’t ask to go for lunch with him: 😥 5 minute craft girl: I don’t get why he broke up with me 😓😢😭😭😭😭
Hey love u gloom ❤ Been subscribed for a while and I love your 7 second riddles with Jay! Like the literal gist of this video is that 5 minute crafts is telling u to dump your boy friend 😅
No one 5 minute crafts after telling me to ignore my bf: BE YOURSELF Me: If I do all the stuff you are telling me in the video and be myself, I’m a horrible person and I hate myself
My advice to boys, I get how you do reverse psychology and annoy the girl you like by, pulling her hair, calling her "loser" etc. But DONT DO THAT. It doesn't work at all, if you do this and the girl does like you, she will most likely stop liking you because she feels that you don't like her, so yeah. Just my advice
"I feel like if they're really into you all these little things don't matter." - Gloom 2019 Round of apluase please, I think every middle and high school NEEDS to hear that.
Wqqbei I don't understand what you mean with 'exactly what I did'. I didn't make a comment about how early I was or anything, so what do you mean? (Sorry it sounds a bit sarcastic or something but I don't mean it that way, I really don't understand)
Lol the "wait a couple of hours to answer his text messages" is me When I'm playing Truth or Dare with him I always Wait like 2 hours to do the Dare he told me to do
Kassie i am a huge fan i love your videos i think your so funny and i just wanted to say you make a big impack in my life and i get really sad sometimes but it helps to know your videos will cheer me up lots of love your biggest fan :)
5 minute crafts
Title: *The best way to have a great relationship!*
Video: *break up with them*
Courtney FREAKING Miller im sorry but i love your name on here
@@ffion2942 😂😂💕
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Courtney FREAKING Miller I LOVE!!!!!!!! YOUR NAME😂😂😂
true
"PrEtEnD hE dOeSn'T eXiSt"
If you do this to me EVEN as a guy, I'm going to literally end the relationship and use your messages as reddit karma.
Same~
😂 yes!
Yaaasss girl
I would end it right there if that happened to me
Sorry I ruined your 444 likes 😔
Me: *texts my crush*
Him: *doesn’t respond for like an hour*
Me: oh!? I see he is following these tips
Cant like cuz its at 69
Relatable
Can’t relate, I’m too scared to converse with a human that even seems remotely interesting/attractive
I’m dying 🤣
David Bosy oh lord- I don’t mind though 😂
Just gotta love 5 minutes of sexism and stupidity.
Its so true
ya
If this is not the truth I don't know what is 5 minit crafs realy puts us some wast of time its like thay known that there haks arnt going to work and wasting are time on perpas
Oh and their knockoff troom troom racism they are literally did black face😭😭😭
5 minute crafts: don’t love your boyfriend, ignore him forever, then he’ll definitely love you. Oh! Also, don’t forget to never ever ever go with him anywhere because it’s just soooo weird.
Yep
Yes
Don’t forget to cheat so he’s jealous 😌
@@maple1803 totally!
Yep
Nobody:
5 minute crafts:
*try to get your bf to hate you, but like don’t let him break up with u*
I ate your spinach MWAHAHAHA idk what u mean 🤔
@@caterose9104
They mean:
"Nobody:
5 minute craft: *try to get your boyfriend to hate you but not enough to make him break up with you* "
Why did you eat my spinach?I was hungry ( ；∀；)
Hey you pay eg too!
Your name lol.
Worst case scenario, you both are playing ''hard to get'' and your relationship gets nowhere.
EVERY. GACHA. STORY. EVER!!!?!?!
@@arshdahsra7594 omfg ikr-
I think that’s what’s going on with me right now😭
Arsh Dahsra I like Gacha, and I can confirm this.
And this is how high school relationships end up as😂😂😂
Let me just say this first off based on the first comic:
LADIES (and boys cuz you do this too) DON'T IGNORE HIM OR HER. If you don't answer we think you're talking to someone better or we worry that you don't like us anymore or that we're too clingy!
ANSWER the phone TALK to them and LIVE LIFE don't waste what little time we have ignoring calls and texts of the ones we love!
Ok rant over
GO.OFF.
I never understood the concept of waiting for hours before responding to a text- like usually if my boyfriend sends messages while I’m showering I just go “oh hey sorry I was in the shower” and he is completely fine with that cuz everyone showers! These rules make no sense
YES. MY FRIENDS BF DOES THAT AND NOW SHE COMPLAINS ABT HIM TO ME EVERYDAY.
If you’re worried about being clingy, they might break up with you because they think you don’t love them.
Yasss
5 min craft be like:
*DONT TEXT HIM*
*DONT CALL HIM*
*TREAT HIM LIKE YOUR EX*
*DONT LIKE HIM*
JUST TREAT HIM LIKE YOU EX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So true
Of course
True
Everybody: love him
Five minute crafts: No nope NOOOOOOOO
Nope
LOL IKR
no one:
literally no one:
5-minute crafts: miss out on everything with your bf. iGnOre hIm.
Hannah Huang lol jhope
Armyy💜
J-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPE
aww hobii ssoo cute :D💜ARMYY :)
Quick question not related to 5 minute crafts but do you Stan Jhooooooooope???
No one :
5 minute crafts : don't respond to anyone and be antisocial forever
Bold to assume that I wasn't like that already
Well I'm kinda not social and single. ....so
Nutella i love ur pic
I can do that
I got the anti social part right
I don’t see why people dislike these videos
1. She is amazing
2. If u a hater then why watch these?
I'm pretty sure its because if someone is watching her channel for the first time and don't like it, they dislike it to let TH-cam know they don't want videos like that in there recommended, it doesn't really mean they are a hater
Dude chill, the dislike button is just so youtube knows what you like and dislike
1
I think they are spam bots
Sometimes you tubers say or do things that people don’t like so they dislike it and then comment about what they didn’t like to make sure they know that they maybe shouldn’t do that thing as much.
Me: has a convo with a guy for like 3hrs
5 minute crafts: you have sinned
Yep
I’m glad I’m not into guys... (or girls)
@@evelyntheraptor8434 asexual/aromantic?
@@evelyntheraptor8434same, im arosexual
Him: Actually interested in the conversation: You both have sinned
"Don't message more than 20 min a day"
Me, In a long distance relationship: Hahaha no
Are you still in a long distance relationship?
@@nimrahussain1189 Love 2020
Oof
Same, lol.
That bit where they said he “toussles or smooths his hair all the time”, I think that means he has nits.
HA! 🤣🤣
Kassie:
"maybe this is why I don't have a husband"
me:
just you wait kassie just you wait
Sadie Rose
I don’t mean to be that person, but
*why
Goodnight- Moon while she was making this video terry was working on a ring to propose
How to lose a man in 60 minutes
Roxie _Roblox
Oh, I know that. I was correcting spelling. Thanks for saying that though
@@goodnight-moon564 She/He spelt it right?
Haven’t even watched the vid yet, know it’ll be great!
Note: It is great, just finished watching 😂
Cloudy Gamer same
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️👌🏻👌🏻
Cloudy Gamer lol me 2
Lol same
Love gloom videos!!! :)
THE PLAYING HARD TO GET THING IS SO TOXIC 😭😭😭 it teaches men that “no” means “maybe” and that’s definitely not the case-
Nobody:
Still Nobody:
5-Minute Crafts: Break Up With Your Boyfriend!
Edit: Thanks for 75 likes guys!
Ariana Grande had entered the chat
i see what u did there
Im sorry but my brain just wants to do this
Your*
@@anastasia.ptn1 I edited it so your brain doesn't hurt forever
@@tiacallas5884 thanks =)))))))
5 minute crafts is just wikihow on steroids
Loser Boots fr tho
Loser Boots right
Truuuuu
*sexism*
I genuinely laughed at that
As a guy please don't listen to these rules all of these would tell me u aren't interested
Bro, my gf takes HOURS to reply and I get MAD, and ANNOYED, this video is just...not accurate
I realized this from the thumbnail!! 😂 But thank you
5 minute crafts is so stereotypical that it actually makes me think that they may not be humans
They're aliens trying to be the most stereotypical humans possible.
Or robots in disguise.
They are all men
Emma 🥳🤩⚽️🥺
According to them, girls are athletic and complicated, and boys are lazy but simple and plain.
@@charliebeanie8534 aha ik im all of those things it just depends on my mood😂
Five minute craft: This can fix everything!
Me: Oh really?
Five minute craft: Yes
Me again: Can you craft something that can fix a divorce?
Yep they can
When she says “maybe this is why I don’t have a husband” 3 months later gets engaged with Terry
Yea
wait... my brother messes with his hair while talking to me... *FBI OPEN UP*
uwu / 장미 / rose / Bee sweet home Alabama
Oof care ful der
Hes doin sum disrespect (if u know wat ah mean)
My friends like messing with my hair
Only because my hair is soft apparently
ok..
I HAVENT BEEN THIS EARLY SINCE DINOSAURS ROAMED THE EARTH
LOL 😝
Me too😅😁
Same
Dang u old
Piink Kitten exactly, means they were never early
Gloom please play Little Misfortune! You already played the demo
Is the full game out already??? :O
With carl
Nightinez going to today!
@@Gloom and i oop
Gloom #become a vsco girl for a day
Kassie- This is why I don’t have a husband.
Terry- **Secretly laughing.**
Timestamp?
@@builderbrosinc.8372 2:17
The ALL capital words make out,
"MISTAKES RUIN RELATIONSHIPS"
😄
I didn’t notice that
Me 😂😂 I'm watching while reading comments aswell
Same xD
Same.
five-minute crafts: He does not exist
Cassie: why?
Its kassie
It's kassie (there is a k not a c)
Because
“I thought this was 5-Minute Crafts, not 5-Minute-Sexism”
Best comment of 2019
Edit:TYSM for the likes!
Exactly
...
Most accurate 😂😂😂🤔
😂
right
Asks friend for relationship be like:
Me: what do I do?
My friends: don’t go to 5 minute crafts for help...
“bE aS fAkE aS yOu CaN oN sOcIaL mEdIa”
Me: so basically just apply my real life onto an online life-
Oof
“WHYYYYYYYYYY, THIS IS A THIIINNNNGGGGG, 5 MINUTE CRAFFFTTTTSSSS!”
“All I see is head,” ~ Gloom 2019.
Also probably someone in a movie theatre
(:O
No view and 5 likes
Very nice
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
TH-cam HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻
Is it just me or does her subscription box say no subscribers?
Bright side: I don’t have a relationship, here’s why
Yep true
Me during quarantine: *texts my crush
My crush: *responds an hour later
Me: *responds immediately because I’m socially deprived and am always in my phone
😂😂
The title of this video should be
How to END your relationship with a guy in no time.
"Make him wait"
'Boys run away. Real man gonna stay'
Oof the sexism is real
I had this whole long thing written, but I decided to make it simple.
I get what they are trying to do here.
A) Don't appear desperate or clingy.
B) Make the guy pursue you.
But I will tell you straight up Ladies, if I even feel a hint of disinterest (given the way social rules are now: #YesMeansYes #EnthusiasticConsent) you will be back in the singles club within 48 hours.
The "copies your pose" thing is real. It is called mirroring. It is usually used by con men to manipulate marks though.
5 minute crafts: Do not socialise with your boyfriend
Yea
Just saying... Kassie’s hair is getting so beautiful!💖
Uh if i dont answer my moms calls..
Ill end up ded beaten up 'o' 😅
yellow lemon Its for bf, not moms. Even though thats kinda wrong though...
@@akiiye i know, just if i dont my mom might beat my a-- 😆
My mum would not beat me she just cry because if I don't answer one of her calls she thought something happens so I normal pick up lol
Chancla
No one:
5 minute crafts girl: eating lunch alone
Her boyfriend that she doesn’t ask to go for lunch with him: 😥
5 minute craft girl: I don’t get why he broke up with me 😓😢😭😭😭😭
Kassie: don’t message for more than 20 minutes a day
Me:”so that means I can messaged or 19 min and 59 sec?
Gloom:"I've worn heels for 8 hours and i say no I'm never wearing shoes again"
*wears next day*
*but it's so cute*
*girl we all been there,done that*
3:50
5 minute crafts: Don't message for more that 20 minutes a day.
Gloom: Aight, I'mma head out
" messages after midnight are taboo"
me : has the deepest texting conversations
with my best friend past midnight U•ェ•*U
Hey love u gloom ❤ Been subscribed for a while and I love your 7 second riddles with Jay!
Like the literal gist of this video is that 5 minute crafts is telling u to dump your boy friend 😅
Once I was outside and my phone was in my house my crush texted me saying do you want to go to the movies I cried when I realized what I just missed
I'm so sorry😢😔
“I WANNA STAND IN THE FRONT LINE! “
-* Gloom 2019 *-
Kassie: I'm wearing camo today I don't know where my pants went
Me: wait she's not wearing pants
No one
5 minute crafts after telling me to ignore my bf: BE YOURSELF
Me: If I do all the stuff you are telling me in the video and be myself, I’m a horrible person and I hate myself
The video: oh it’s your cats bday today
Kassie: ThE dOgS bDaY
*who else noticed that?*
My advice to boys, I get how you do reverse psychology and annoy the girl you like by, pulling her hair, calling her "loser" etc. But DONT DO THAT. It doesn't work at all, if you do this and the girl does like you, she will most likely stop liking you because she feels that you don't like her, so yeah. Just my advice
Nobody:
5 minutes crafts: don’t be emotional and never have any relations with your boyfriend
I love you so much and the vid I'm still excited to see more on Little Miss fortune from you since it came out
Hi I love you and your videos your my role model keep up the great work ❤️❤️
I’m not sure but I don’t think 15 people can be first please explain 🤔
Lol
My crush told me yesterday that he didn’t like girls who play hard
"I feel like if they're really into you all these little things don't matter." - Gloom 2019 Round of apluase please, I think every middle and high school NEEDS to hear that.
I think I first but I love you gloom like for gloom if you like her
Eunice May English please? Sorry I don’t speak gibberish.
If I like Gloom, I can just like her video.
Intelligent Pig It might not be their first language, OKAY? If you’re going to correct them, then correct them nicely.
_Moth_ Sturniolo apparently it isn’t your first language either
Hello Random person Scrolling through the comments!
Hello
Hey
ARMYYYYY
Hello random comment I am replying to!!😁
Hello army
No one
Five minute crafts :leave your boyfriend for you work!
I’ve learned that all of these “facts” were pieced together by a man. 😂 Wow didn’t see that coming.
7:19 my favorite part 😂😂😂
*I WANNA STAND IN THE FROOOOOONNNNNTTTTT!*
All those people who spend ages trying to keep a romantic relationship. And there’s “5 Minute Sexism”.
I just realized how many subtitles you use. Love the channel!!!
I'm sorry but I don't really care how early you all are...
I'm sorry but, I don't really care about this comment...
Ali rod owo Why did you react then?
I didn't mean to offend anyone if that's what happend, I'm really sorry😓
Megan Roosenburg isn’t that exactly what you did? You said you didn’t care but you commented-
Wqqbei I don't understand what you mean with 'exactly what I did'. I didn't make a comment about how early I was or anything, so what do you mean?
(Sorry it sounds a bit sarcastic or something but I don't mean it that way, I really don't understand)
@@78rite atleast she's a pro grammar master
Kassie:’ “I think it’s more a self control problem not a girl problem”
Me, eating 5 HUGE chocolate bars:’ “Yeah, she’s right.”
5 minute craft: mistakes that girls make
Video:shows how to ruin yo life
When I clicked on the vid, she just released it, and there were already dislikes.
Even the haters got notifications on 😂😂
So true tho!!!
I’m fast... No comments to scroll through😂❤️
sometimes it doesnt show the comments but there there
Cool.lol😅
No your not early it's just lag because it never shows after a minute
REEEEFREEEEESHHHH
And now she’s engaged
My ex most if followed these hacks because this is exactly what they did.
When Gloom goes ‘but then you’d get crushed by all these tall guys’
I CANNOT AGREE MORE LOL
10:22 women definitely use magic
I screamed Salem witch trials were learning about it in school
This is supposed to keep your relationship together but your basically ignoring your bf
Ya know when you go to a movie and you sit down and its nice but then a tall guy sits right in front of you...
Lol the "wait a couple of hours to answer his text messages" is me When I'm playing Truth or Dare with him I always Wait like 2 hours to do the Dare he told me to do
Gloom: WHY WOULD YOU IGNORE A TEXT LIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN FIVE MINUTES
Also Gloom: WHY WOULD YOU SAY WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN FIVE MINUTES
“Sometimes the candies just be too sweet” ~Kassie 2019
GO GLOOM!!!
Hi I love your videos and jays videos
Guy: “Well I was actually wondering if you wanted to go...”
Girl: “Whoops, it’s been 20 mins. See ya!”
5 Minute Crafts: messages after midnight are taboo
Me: literally texting my crush at 00.18 rn
“How are you” does not mean what you are doing it means how are you feeling-
Who else misses her old intro? I do 😭
Notification Squad!!❤️ I love you Gloom!!
at 5:02,
he was so embarrassed that his hair was sweating.
Me: "One a day is fine."
Me to me: "Yeah, one BOWL! Hahaha."
“this is why i don’t have a husband.”
kassie?? just wait a few months 😂😂
5 minute craft should have named it "how to push him away"
this is everything you're not supposed to do
they pulled an uno reverso
5 minute craft-yes yes just miss 2 calls 😀😆😆
Me-this is how boys and girls break up 😦
Kassie:Maybe this why Is I don’t have a husband.
Terry 3 months later:💍
Came Here Looking For This😂😂
Kassie i am a huge fan i love your videos i think your so funny and i just wanted to say you make a big impack in my life and i get really sad sometimes but it helps to know your videos will cheer me up lots of love your biggest fan :)
Awwwwww this is such a nice message👏love ur profile pic btw