Zimbabwean Emigrating To South Africa

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  • @leeannvh
    @leeannvh 15 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    No matter how many times I listen to this it still cracks me the F up!! Man its hilarious!! Miss the radio stations in SA....one of the FEW things I miss!!!

  • @stevieg4ever
    @stevieg4ever 16 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One of my favourite YT clips of all time. I listen to this everyday man lol

  • @porkulate
    @porkulate 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Absolutely HILARIOUS. As an American, I would love to see our own 'Mexican' problem dealt with in such an awesome and amazing manner. I love it Whackhead!

    • @porkulate
      @porkulate 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Photophone MYOB

  • @gladwinpila480
    @gladwinpila480 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    kwaaaa 1st listened to it 2007, brings back lots of memories!!

  • @bigsnowcone
    @bigsnowcone 16 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    living in new zealand and hearing these blogs gives us such a laugh, and to have the south african humor is awesome

  • @alexsandrodesouzagoncalves3373
    @alexsandrodesouzagoncalves3373 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's the ''million dollar question'' that no one can answer.
    If former South Africa was so ''detestable'' why, instead of departures, was there immigration harassment on its borders (in the 70s/80s)?...
    This is not a defense of the old regime, but a factual demonstration that socialism was (and is, and always will be) something so disastrous that even the regime of separation in old South Africa bequeathed a better country to live and work.
    Instead of revanchisms, what should be talked about and studied in the country is how to move forward (without a state of separation) in a cooperative way towards a better future.
    :::
    Good rest of the week, and good studies.

  • @utubejiver
    @utubejiver 16 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey, I had a dam good laugh, I listened to you guys 3 times and still laughing!!Keep it up & lets have more....PLEEESE

  • @steveb1739
    @steveb1739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm here just to hear Jeremy Mansfields' voice. Rest in Peace my man, thank you for all the laughs taking the kids to school way back when.
    Love you buddy.

    • @cehlattin
      @cehlattin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Never realised he had passed away. Brilliant guy.

  • @maxwellchiwawa4354
    @maxwellchiwawa4354 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i am Zimbabwean and i still love this prank , hahahahha thats the zimbo spirit , Ungandidii hapana

  • @cehlattin
    @cehlattin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    used to love these when driving to work in Joburg. Serious humour. None of my friends in the UK quite understand South African humour.

  • @victormoyo
    @victormoyo 14 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    im from zimbabwe and i still find this funny

    • @mbusolungelo4055
      @mbusolungelo4055 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      victor moyo u don't know what is funny ne dis people have blood like u

    • @oneilwepoely9904
      @oneilwepoely9904 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      coz u are stupid

    • @netorlefera7950
      @netorlefera7950 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is legal to do that?

  • @carlahack959
    @carlahack959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Him: I'm fell into the fence. I wasn't trying to get in or anything
    The guy: carries on with something else
    Me: dude...why 😹😹

  • @MrMuzzyBasher14
    @MrMuzzyBasher14 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is truely one of my favorite vids........I mean how can you not like this?

  • @nadnavlis240
    @nadnavlis240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I listened to this years ago and it was funny. I just re-listened and it is just as funny. Whackhead kills me.

  • @thendelothononda4469
    @thendelothononda4469 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    GOOD GIRL MY GIRL..IAM PROUDLY SOUTH AFRICAN AND I LOVE UR MENTALITY AND WE ARE ALL HUMANBEIGN CREATED BY JESUS CHRIST I WIL ALSO COME TO ZIMBABWE TO SEE PROPHET EUBERT ANGEL

  • @balancehanganda6006
    @balancehanganda6006 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Much love from Namibia 🇳🇦

  • @nyikokubayi8482
    @nyikokubayi8482 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    hahahaa, I'm dead!!!!!! you the best dude😂😂😂

  • @Leokimble
    @Leokimble 17 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Awesome. This has to be the funiest thing I have heard in a while

  • @SteveVass8
    @SteveVass8 14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    absolutely briliant :) always makes me laugh :P dam i miss home hey.

  • @SetshwanaPhookeng
    @SetshwanaPhookeng 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Official is even struggling to communicate with.....My friend 😂😂😂😂

    • @simbangwenya3717
      @simbangwenya3717 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He don't know what to do can you imagine someone tells you that

  • @tembalamimusic
    @tembalamimusic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video is really excellent . Also Check out zimbabwean Gospel music from Tembalami.

    • @Clutchtheclownz
      @Clutchtheclownz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tembalami I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than listen to Zimbabwean gospel

  • @GlobetrottingMusicologist
    @GlobetrottingMusicologist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man, haven't laughed like that since my life in SA :)

  • @Afrikitty
    @Afrikitty 13 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "The Ly-on is not understanding, uh, 'coz I'm a Shona - What is "go away Ly-on" in Sotho?"
    PHONE POLICE IN ZIMBABWE!
    AAAAAAAAAAha ha ha ha ha hahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (^_^)

    • @maprodamrewa208
      @maprodamrewa208 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      They will go to tell boss Robert and is going to lock m up

    • @omaribinde6389
      @omaribinde6389 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Afrikitty hello

  • @chazyt
    @chazyt 14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    LOOOL!!! "I'm stuck in the fence"....hahaha!!!

  • @ASPRINALARD
    @ASPRINALARD 16 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    'Have you got Visa?''No Mastercard!!!'
    'How do you say go away in Sotho....'
    Man, funny!!!!!!!

  • @vinniechan
    @vinniechan 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is my favourite by far.

  • @vinniechan
    @vinniechan 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "They're going to tell Boss Robert" lol

  • @rmc86
    @rmc86 17 ปีที่แล้ว

    eish mangwanani thisi one isi muchifull humarus!!! it mekes me lafe soo greatly.
    i will be evermore heppi

  • @blackmamba5000
    @blackmamba5000 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    no, he meant that more in the sense of 'ok, lets get serious now'
    but wouldnt doubt the corruption on both sides of the border.

  • @sakhilelillynair4595
    @sakhilelillynair4595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2019 who is still here

  • @cheyanqui
    @cheyanqui 16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jeremy Mansfield's Zim accent is brilliant. I wish I could pull that off.

  • @rynothezululander
    @rynothezululander 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "let me tell zimbabwean police"
    "no then they gonna tell boss robert and lock me up"

  • @kitoko50
    @kitoko50 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The best ever ! I add this in my favorite!

  • @imbabazane
    @imbabazane 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    is that the other guy? or the one who phones?...because the other one is a lot better than the one who phones

  • @jonathan1b
    @jonathan1b 17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is a classic and how true is the shaft. That is only the tip of the iceburg

  • @TVmieliesMAD
    @TVmieliesMAD 16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LMAO
    My fav prank as well
    Frak luved em all ...
    so funny!

  • @avinanaran8453
    @avinanaran8453 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    lol this my fav can't stop listen to it

  • @blackmamba5000
    @blackmamba5000 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    yep me too...i was in tears when i heard this at 1st!

  • @Bbbbee-lolo
    @Bbbbee-lolo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    They will say they are our investors

  • @kmfw72
    @kmfw72 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    No way was it R2 to £1 then - it was R5.6 in 1994 when I was there.

  • @hitmewiththemusic
    @hitmewiththemusic 17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This prank is hilarious, this guy is awsome

  • @kevinchinyangarara8343
    @kevinchinyangarara8343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Let’s start the business 😂😂

  • @sibonelomyeza
    @sibonelomyeza 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is just a prank if you got sense of humuor like me you were probably laughing but if your comment is about Zimbabwe this and South Africa this you need chill out and not take everything so seriously....Sibonelo Myeza, NUZ representing

  • @BLINGqueen777
    @BLINGqueen777 14 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love this video. its intense and funny and i really don't like the person commenting about it negatively its supposed to be a joke nothing freaken serious.

    • @netorlefera7950
      @netorlefera7950 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Things are happening in the earth, it is like a curse

  • @sizwemeyer6076
    @sizwemeyer6076 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    with land in their hands but flocking to SA. But Malema says land makes ppl rich.

  • @TheNatascha22
    @TheNatascha22 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's great, love this one!!!

  • @garybootland3784
    @garybootland3784 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    utter brilliance . his best ever one by miles

  • @AttilaHuun
    @AttilaHuun 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ha ha We South African's have a good sense of Humor no one say it like we can he he ha ha

  • @Trillo1337
    @Trillo1337 17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol thats the 100st coment
    nice work ^^

  • @fabiosobekwa7921
    @fabiosobekwa7921 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You got him Deren

  • @7boon
    @7boon 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did you phone the real South Africa Border Guard?

  • @911Bovice
    @911Bovice 16 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is hilarious, and I'm not even from SA

  • @brianmarrian3619
    @brianmarrian3619 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Funny but so sadly true ...

  • @Kliever
    @Kliever 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you dont like it while watch it?

  • @TheNatascha22
    @TheNatascha22 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great video, so funny!!!!

  • @BashmentCrew1
    @BashmentCrew1 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hahahaha this is jokes he goes lets start a business have u got a visa card nuh I got master card.

  • @kwena7
    @kwena7 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @FatalDeathShot : It may be, but how is this poor dude whose hand has just been snatched by a lion note it down and dial it.... this is one of the funniest funnies!

  • @DerSpiess11
    @DerSpiess11 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If South Africa & Zimbabwe ever go to war, it will be tribal. I have a lot of respect for the Zulu nationals, who have been persecuted by all sides, especially by the ANC. So much for 1 man, 1 vote. They never stood a chance.

  • @moseschisamba7445
    @moseschisamba7445 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tinombo wanzirwa maZim bt vanonyepa hatipererwi kusvika ipapo tinototsvaga way to escape

  • @Rabubi01
    @Rabubi01 15 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Celasy I think you jtotally missed the plot here.. no-one is laughing at Zimbabwe... the joke is beng played on the SA boder control ?? why on this earth would you get so rude and racist in your cement about that?

  • @MATAKOish
    @MATAKOish 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I RECOMMEND EVERYONE TO LISTEN TO THIS CLIP,OOH GUYZ I HVE NEVA LAUGHED LIKE THIS ,ITS MADE MY DAY!!!!!!!!!!

  • @busisiwetiny7533
    @busisiwetiny7533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They mst jump dat fence again an go back home their enemie is dead

  • @NeoFalcon69
    @NeoFalcon69 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought that too at first but now when you see how Zimbabwe took a turn for the worse I think it's supporters for a similar in SA will have second thoughts.

  • @ThiefOfBaghdad
    @ThiefOfBaghdad 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol @ the start, their playing "Basement Jaxx - Red Alert"

  • @Fearfulcheez
    @Fearfulcheez 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    and the phone when tring tring forever after more :) lov it

  • @stevieg4ever
    @stevieg4ever 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'There's a lion.'
    'Were is the lion?'
    LOL

  • @thusomoruti5029
    @thusomoruti5029 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    haibo unoita mini iwe amazing

  • @FrankD777
    @FrankD777 17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To be honest, parts of this podcast are funny, albeit an imaginative fabrication of a highly unlikely actual conversation. So we take it at face value... laugh a little... and continue with our lives. Perhaps learning a little Sotho or Shona, we may find that we too have an accent that makes for good comedy. Let's not generalize & talk about silly South Africans, nor Zimbabweans who have no one to blame but themselves... because only individuals are involved here.
    God bless

  • @mbusolungelo4055
    @mbusolungelo4055 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    xm think our president dd a mistake abt removing Mr Nkosinathi Nhleko look de accident happened JC wen File started we are living in fear He is not ready to lead de safety of S A he must go back to de sport xm siyaphela ngetingebengu sesaba nekuhamba

  • @LordWellington15
    @LordWellington15 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Abdikarimelmi Ghana is one of the only democratically proper nations in Africa, I'll give you that, yet you see London burning in the news, probably the only time it has happened this year. I turn on the news I see killing famine, poverty, bloodshed, and corrupt governments in Africa. This isnt a rare thing, this happens on a daily basis in Africa.

  • @casa8112
    @casa8112 17 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol LOL LOL LOL - How cool is this . fabulous stuff

  • @tatsmathias2928
    @tatsmathias2928 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    we myt be going thru hell of a time in Zim but go to the Lokshini in SA then u'll know wat is Hard tyms

  • @mariamahalie2257
    @mariamahalie2257 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Today they are crying when the South Africa refused enough is enough.

  • @tanderson596
    @tanderson596 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Very harsh on the Zimbabweans, persecuted in their own country and yet you laugh at them trying to leave...

    • @ryanedwards7449
      @ryanedwards7449 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Boo hoo they brought it upon themselves

    • @mbusolungelo4055
      @mbusolungelo4055 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      tanderson596 y mara kubesona

    • @lungelopilson6024
      @lungelopilson6024 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      @tanderson596 u an ignorant idiot

    • @masilosepane5270
      @masilosepane5270 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who cares, they must sort their own crap, we tired of them here

    • @Appydem
      @Appydem 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zimbabweans didn't have this attitude when South Africa and ANC needed help, they actually offered to assist in the apartheid fight

  • @simonletatofeyane912
    @simonletatofeyane912 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow guys don't forget the stuff people nomatter which tribe we're African

  • @TinoStruggle081
    @TinoStruggle081 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nothing lasts for ever. Tomorrow it could be you.

  • @ThreePuttBogeys88
    @ThreePuttBogeys88 17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is frickn funny, i'm from zim but you've got to laugh at yourself once in while.....lol. "what is go away lion in suthu?" 3.51

  • @feliciachiomadzi8124
    @feliciachiomadzi8124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk the lion doesn't understand cuz I am shona.

  • @igypop.
    @igypop. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:03 You don't have visa I have a master card ;-)

    • @simbangwenya3717
      @simbangwenya3717 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaaa that's how Zimbabweans we are. But we have no choice

  • @munyaradzilast5024
    @munyaradzilast5024 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    theres a lion here..hahahhahah!

  • @sippysips3696
    @sippysips3696 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    do u have a Visa? No i have a Mastercard LMAO !!!! lolo hahahahahahahaha

  • @cleric727
    @cleric727 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't you just love the Zimbabweans!

  • @blackmamba5000
    @blackmamba5000 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    yep, but its not happening any time soon.

  • @porkulate
    @porkulate 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    South Africa today - post Apartheid - is a TOTAL BASKET CASE!

    • @revolutionnow5227
      @revolutionnow5227 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      JockBaloney I think you have bipolar . First you congratulate south Africa then we a basketcase . Well at least we aren't mass murderers like USA .

  • @7boon
    @7boon 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    The USA is at least functioning with an African as president...

  • @kakompo
    @kakompo 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am stuck in the fence ! LOL

  • @otsiledikgale2680
    @otsiledikgale2680 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    secretary offstage stagehand fever

  • @tshepomosa4590
    @tshepomosa4590 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The guy is brave enough hey

  • @AapVanDieKaap
    @AapVanDieKaap 17 ปีที่แล้ว

    Because those countries are crap too? South Africa is the richest country in Africa, everyone wants to come here, unfortunately

  • @Divanvanryneveld
    @Divanvanryneveld 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "hai man"

  • @DragonDoper
    @DragonDoper 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is to funny!!

  • @tracydugdalecohen
    @tracydugdalecohen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    loved wackhead! ! nothing beats SA humour!

  • @adriancoul
    @adriancoul 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    there's no racism in here whatsoever..

  • @lawrencestoke
    @lawrencestoke 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Very true. Its well with them now so let them make merry at others' expense. They forget the tremendous assistance they got from Zimbabwe during the dark days of apartheid. So many ANC leaders and ordinary black SAfricans sought and were granted refuge in Zimbabwe before 1994. I know this very well. But people tend to forget these things. We hope the tables dont turn again, as they tend to.

  • @ThreePuttBogeys88
    @ThreePuttBogeys88 17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i'm in the states so its all good!

  • @zimempress
    @zimempress 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    just so u know that is not the only accent in Zimbabwe ...

  • @makheyi
    @makheyi 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That is hilarious!!

  • @supastar25
    @supastar25 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    What u talking about, I'm proudly South African. I know what I'm talking about because my company's done a lot of business in Zimbabwe for the last 30 years. So I know Zimbabwe inside out...I also know the squalor most SAfricans live in because I'm also from ekasi..and I can tell you now it's even worse than in Zimbabwe. People who disagree are just misinformed by the media...

  • @andamaguma9418
    @andamaguma9418 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hahaha the person needs help becoz he's stuck on a boarder fence...kwaaaaa

  • @88motho
    @88motho 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was very fanny.