Zimbabwean Emigrating To South Africa
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ต.ค. 2024
- www.lastrhodesian.blogspot.com presents - Darren "Whackhead" Simpson, joker of South African radio station 94.7 Highveld Stereo. Makes fun of South African Border official whilst pretending to be a Zimbabwean 'fence-jumper' at Beitbridge.
No matter how many times I listen to this it still cracks me the F up!! Man its hilarious!! Miss the radio stations in SA....one of the FEW things I miss!!!
im from zimbabwe and i still find this funny
victor moyo u don't know what is funny ne dis people have blood like u
coz u are stupid
It is legal to do that?
Him: I'm fell into the fence. I wasn't trying to get in or anything
The guy: carries on with something else
Me: dude...why 😹😹
no, he meant that more in the sense of 'ok, lets get serious now'
but wouldnt doubt the corruption on both sides of the border.
i am Zimbabwean and i still love this prank , hahahahha thats the zimbo spirit , Ungandidii hapana
True that's what we are doing
Awesome. This has to be the funiest thing I have heard in a while
Absolutely HILARIOUS. As an American, I would love to see our own 'Mexican' problem dealt with in such an awesome and amazing manner. I love it Whackhead!
The Photophone MYOB
This is just a prank if you got sense of humuor like me you were probably laughing but if your comment is about Zimbabwe this and South Africa this you need chill out and not take everything so seriously....Sibonelo Myeza, NUZ representing
absolutely briliant :) always makes me laugh :P dam i miss home hey.
I love this video. its intense and funny and i really don't like the person commenting about it negatively its supposed to be a joke nothing freaken serious.
Things are happening in the earth, it is like a curse
That's the ''million dollar question'' that no one can answer.
If former South Africa was so ''detestable'' why, instead of departures, was there immigration harassment on its borders (in the 70s/80s)?...
This is not a defense of the old regime, but a factual demonstration that socialism was (and is, and always will be) something so disastrous that even the regime of separation in old South Africa bequeathed a better country to live and work.
Instead of revanchisms, what should be talked about and studied in the country is how to move forward (without a state of separation) in a cooperative way towards a better future.
:::
Good rest of the week, and good studies.
hahahaa, I'm dead!!!!!! you the best dude😂😂😂
"The Ly-on is not understanding, uh, 'coz I'm a Shona - What is "go away Ly-on" in Sotho?"
PHONE POLICE IN ZIMBABWE!
AAAAAAAAAAha ha ha ha ha hahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (^_^)
They will go to tell boss Robert and is going to lock m up
Afrikitty hello
kwaaaa 1st listened to it 2007, brings back lots of memories!!
This video is really excellent . Also Check out zimbabwean Gospel music from Tembalami.
Tembalami I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than listen to Zimbabwean gospel
I'm here just to hear Jeremy Mansfields' voice. Rest in Peace my man, thank you for all the laughs taking the kids to school way back when.
Love you buddy.
Never realised he had passed away. Brilliant guy.
One of my favourite YT clips of all time. I listen to this everyday man lol
not racist, JUST A JOKE.
Man, haven't laughed like that since my life in SA :)
Hey, I had a dam good laugh, I listened to you guys 3 times and still laughing!!Keep it up & lets have more....PLEEESE
do u have a Visa? No i have a Mastercard LMAO !!!! lolo hahahahahahahaha
there's no racism in here whatsoever..
"They're going to tell Boss Robert" lol
used to love these when driving to work in Joburg. Serious humour. None of my friends in the UK quite understand South African humour.
living in new zealand and hearing these blogs gives us such a laugh, and to have the south african humor is awesome
GOOD GIRL MY GIRL..IAM PROUDLY SOUTH AFRICAN AND I LOVE UR MENTALITY AND WE ARE ALL HUMANBEIGN CREATED BY JESUS CHRIST I WIL ALSO COME TO ZIMBABWE TO SEE PROPHET EUBERT ANGEL
Celasy I think you jtotally missed the plot here.. no-one is laughing at Zimbabwe... the joke is beng played on the SA boder control ?? why on this earth would you get so rude and racist in your cement about that?
This is to funny!!
You got him Deren
LMAO
My fav prank as well
Frak luved em all ...
so funny!
This was very fanny.
'Have you got Visa?''No Mastercard!!!'
'How do you say go away in Sotho....'
Man, funny!!!!!!!
hahahaha this is jokes he goes lets start a business have u got a visa card nuh I got master card.
ha ha We South African's have a good sense of Humor no one say it like we can he he ha ha
Jeremy Mansfield's Zim accent is brilliant. I wish I could pull that off.
LOOOL!!! "I'm stuck in the fence"....hahaha!!!
To be honest, parts of this podcast are funny, albeit an imaginative fabrication of a highly unlikely actual conversation. So we take it at face value... laugh a little... and continue with our lives. Perhaps learning a little Sotho or Shona, we may find that we too have an accent that makes for good comedy. Let's not generalize & talk about silly South Africans, nor Zimbabweans who have no one to blame but themselves... because only individuals are involved here.
God bless
theres a lion here..hahahhahah!
This is a classic and how true is the shaft. That is only the tip of the iceburg
"let me tell zimbabwean police"
"no then they gonna tell boss robert and lock me up"
Ryan Bath uyahlanya wena mlungu
Hahahaaa
This is hilarious, and I'm not even from SA
lmao
loved wackhead! ! nothing beats SA humour!
Come over babbonns everything for free ... contact .... JUST ME ... EFF FFF... ME BOSS
Tinombo wanzirwa maZim bt vanonyepa hatipererwi kusvika ipapo tinototsvaga way to escape
for everything else they is mastercard .........lol
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk the lion doesn't understand cuz I am shona.
This is my favourite by far.
2019 who is still here
hahaha the person needs help becoz he's stuck on a boarder fence...kwaaaaa
this is frickn funny, i'm from zim but you've got to laugh at yourself once in while.....lol. "what is go away lion in suthu?" 3.51
I RECOMMEND EVERYONE TO LISTEN TO THIS CLIP,OOH GUYZ I HVE NEVA LAUGHED LIKE THIS ,ITS MADE MY DAY!!!!!!!!!!
Funny but so sadly true ...
This prank is hilarious, this guy is awsome
Very harsh on the Zimbabweans, persecuted in their own country and yet you laugh at them trying to leave...
Boo hoo they brought it upon themselves
tanderson596 y mara kubesona
@tanderson596 u an ignorant idiot
Who cares, they must sort their own crap, we tired of them here
Zimbabweans didn't have this attitude when South Africa and ANC needed help, they actually offered to assist in the apartheid fight
sorry , but you have to admit we have enough of our own problems, anyway if your struggling just come to england everyone else is!
at least zim pple can speak english.sum of yur brothers cant even face a white man, they call a white man ngamla what a shame
Because those countries are crap too? South Africa is the richest country in Africa, everyone wants to come here, unfortunately
this is utter rubish stop posting your trush
I listened to this years ago and it was funny. I just re-listened and it is just as funny. Whackhead kills me.
is that the other guy? or the one who phones?...because the other one is a lot better than the one who phones
lol this my fav can't stop listen to it
avina naran Simon I.sipanga
iym struggling to find anything funny in this .....find something else better to do
Tatenda Kurira That because you are stupid
Christo Botha i think you need to learn how to write proper english first before posting idiot
Tatenda Kurira You men, correct English
I am sure your struggle to find humour is going to be a lifelong search, if you can't see comedy in this...
Tatenda Kurira lol no
If South Africa & Zimbabwe ever go to war, it will be tribal. I have a lot of respect for the Zulu nationals, who have been persecuted by all sides, especially by the ANC. So much for 1 man, 1 vote. They never stood a chance.
'There's a lion.'
'Were is the lion?'
LOL
No way was it R2 to £1 then - it was R5.6 in 1994 when I was there.
haha hierdie kak is snaaks
Lol LOL LOL LOL - How cool is this . fabulous stuff
hahahahahahahahahah kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Great video, so funny!!!!
Official is even struggling to communicate with.....My friend 😂😂😂😂
He don't know what to do can you imagine someone tells you that
Hellerios hahahahaha
Um...how again? I forget what the Zimbabweans are doing for South Africans...elighten me instead of resulting to infantile name-calling?
aws0ome
They mst jump dat fence again an go back home their enemie is dead
hahaha he have a MasterCard
i love,that was sooooooooooo funny
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The USA is at least functioning with an African as president...
this just a killa
Don't you just love the Zimbabweans!
Mark this comment. Only the dead can laugh at the crippled.
hahaha hahaha hahaha
this shit aint funny the majority of us "sane" South Africans sympathise and understand our brother`s plight..I apologise profoundly for this stupidity
lol thats the 100st coment
nice work ^^
Whackhead for President of the world - All Hail...
Let’s start the business 😂😂
lol
hahaha
xm think our president dd a mistake abt removing Mr Nkosinathi Nhleko look de accident happened JC wen File started we are living in fear He is not ready to lead de safety of S A he must go back to de sport xm siyaphela ngetingebengu sesaba nekuhamba
aaaah it took my arm lol
They will say they are our investors
typical you would think the truth is ignorant!
Your grasp of economics are shoddy to say the list, appart from the missinformation you printed here ( 10 years ago 1999, the Rand was about 9:1 to the pound) you would know that the current exchange rate is optimal for SA's EConomy......no, I am not too happy with the current Gov, but let's not be Economical with the trueth when making our points now.....okay?
I wouldn't be proud of that if i were you. well good for you. You sound like a Shona just wonder why you ran away when other shonas worship the groung Mugabe walks on, while the Ndebeles are sufering
should have let the other dude do the accent, it sounds more like South African Indian......
and the research is lousy, Lovemore Sibanda would be Ndebele not Shona, Sibandas are Ndebele
kkkkkkkk I got the master card
yep, but its not happening any time soon.
secretary offstage stagehand fever
@Abdikarimelmi Ghana is one of the only democratically proper nations in Africa, I'll give you that, yet you see London burning in the news, probably the only time it has happened this year. I turn on the news I see killing famine, poverty, bloodshed, and corrupt governments in Africa. This isnt a rare thing, this happens on a daily basis in Africa.